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[challenge entry] cheap as chips
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)
# thats...
indescribable.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:01, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
heheheeheeee
funny.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:01, archived)
# brake dancing!
superb punning that man
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:01, archived)
# haha
brakedancing.....nice
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)
# weride woo
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)
# Blimey that's skill
totally inspired.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)
# I know it's brake dancing
but to me it looks like a comedy horse and so gains extra woo points :)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)
# Haha
Excellent
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:06, archived)
# ha ha!
fantastic punnage and darn well animated.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:09, archived)
# that made me laugh that did!
yay!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:09, archived)
# excellent
:)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:19, archived)
# that
is very clever indeed. I approve!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:32, archived)
# Rather daft
but rather jolly
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:34, archived)
# Even the highly talented can fall on hard times...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:54, archived)
# poor thing
just couldn't cash in on the name "dogbo"
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:55, archived)
# Awwww
i love bassets, my g/f family has always had bassets and they are so cute.

Can you make him run and trip over his own ears?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:55, archived)
# wow
you get a bit of cash and all of a sudden you have a family of girlfriends
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)
# note to self
rob bank
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)
# I'm not in work for the next few days
Want to meet up and do it tomorrow?

Meet you at Bridgend railway station, that's central for us both, isn't it?

Bring your own tights and shotgun.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)
# sure thing
get about 15 pints each.

blood? no? oh.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)
# err yeah
sorry forget the 's after the G/F bit. Scuae my crap english but i is utterly wankered. 9 beers since 16.30 plays with my mind
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)
# that is really talented
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)
# Nice
but I fear you may have started something more horrendous than you could possibly comprehend.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)
# that is ever so lovely
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:58, archived)
# Awww
poor thing, stooping so low.

TJ: Sorry to but in but this amused me, I was searching for an innocent image and the power of b3ta strikes again! Is no image search safe from the hands of b3tans!
images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&safe=off&q=sunlounger&btnG=Google+Search
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:58, archived)
# an innocent image
yet safesearch is off... hmm.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)
# You should see the
searches I havent shown.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)
# ha ha ha
top ranking, excellent.
One of the proudest days of my life* was when I got my website as top ranking on google if you entered "Silly Chicken".
It was only there for 4 hours, but I was still dead chuffed.
* perhaps a slight overstatement for dramatic effect
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:01, archived)
# my site gets the only hit on the internet for
PETCRIME

god knows why someone searched for it.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:03, archived)
# more to the point, why were you looking for it?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:07, archived)
# i browsed the logs
and it appeared like a radiating thing
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:09, archived)
# I don't get those stats any more
but some of the sites that link to my images suprise me.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:10, archived)
# My site was first in google for
"Lost sock"
for a long while. it made me happy.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)
# ah, but you were properly interweb famous
with that site.

I told my dad about it, and he was pleased, he's always thought that it had been me stealing his socks until then.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:08, archived)
# gremlins!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:58, archived)
# aww
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)
# Awwwwww


Kill it
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:34, archived)
# Sadly, "Fun" Gus did not recieve his nickname due to his winning personality.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:49, archived)
# ho
ho
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)
# hahahhahaha
i hope those are temporary
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)
# ooh, ouch
:¬)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:58, archived)
# hehe
poor gus
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)
# egads
will they be wanting my soul, then?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# can I
have it if they don't want it
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)
# humph.
if you must.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)
# *rubs hands together*
another one, great :)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:07, archived)
# KILL THEM
KILL THEM ALL
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# cheeky cheeky...
two framer
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# and
and even cheekier edit...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:52, archived)
# thank %DEITY% for that,
I thought it was just me going nuts......
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)
# argh!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:48, archived)
# vroom


pea roast
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)
# arf!
Not seen that before!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)
# posted
many a while back
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)
# hehehe
Hehehe
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)
#
*goes off to kill*
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:10, archived)
# teletubby drive by
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:12, archived)
# Surf Domo, Surf!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)
# PS
very large, as im crap at resizing
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)
# 1: don't dither
2: crop
3: crop some more
4: nice, is that a straight capture? where'd you find the vid at that high quality?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# no
its a GIF that took me longer to make than i care to admit
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:48, archived)
# I see that now
nice work!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:49, archived)
# how do you...
crop a GIF69 file? Or do i have 2 resize all the original frames?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)
# what program you using?
your graphics program should be able to just crop the whole thing all at once, or resize it or whatever
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)
# arcsoft photosuite for the frames
and microsoft GIF animator to link them all
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:54, archived)
# gah
that explains that then - MS GIF Animator doesn't do ANY optimising.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)
# you can fiddle about with it in imageready
i made it a lot smaller, cropped it a bit and cut out half the frames to get it 153k:
www.zen21924.zen.co.uk/surfdomo.gif

but it isn't half as splendid as the original
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:54, archived)
# cheers
mind if i steal that as as a thumb?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)
# of course you can :)
it's a great anim
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:58, archived)
# i dont care...
just kidding...nice work
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)
# Most animation software
will resize the entire anim.

I know that Gimp will do it for you.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:54, archived)
# Very large?
Nah, only 2.2Mb

Edit: Now that it's loaded, I could sit there watching it all night.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# Very nice
but, as you say, fucking enormous!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:49, archived)
# 2.2 meg gif!
and one of the best things i've ever seen in my life too :¬)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# this is smaller
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:50, archived)
# looks like
the bass player out of the darkness
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)
# which one of them?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)
# well your one funnily enough.
the one i replied to :¬)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:58, archived)
# yeah
but there's 6 pics there!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:11, archived)
# that has made me
want to look at it

but it would make my modem cry
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:54, archived)
# only 164kb
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)
# oh aye
didn't notice justhere's smaller one...

my powers are weak
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)
# nice!
big but nice!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)
# wheeeee!
damn near got smoke oot of me router but it was worth it :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)
# brilliant
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:52, archived)
# oh
that does rock indeed

windsurf action domo
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)
# It is things like that
that make my monthly payment for broadband worth every penny.

Now... go away and make that under 200k so the rest of the (b3ta)world can see it!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)
# yours
is also what makes life more fun
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:04, archived)
# yaaaaaay
for oxymoron! he rock!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:12, archived)
# Here...
...have a severely chopped, board size version:

(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)
# it
really does rock
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:01, archived)
# that is actually ace
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:13, archived)
# bloody townie penguins
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Like that
very much indeed.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)
# BLUE cap?
not burberry?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)
# huh!
you try gettin' burberry in the south pole
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# i accept your explanation
here, have a woo.
it's a bit warm.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:49, archived)
# fuck burberry
and everything it stands for. Up 'ere the charvers think it's cool to wear burberry style flat caps with their fuckin' kappa tops and stripey pants......jeeeeeZUS!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)
# it'd be fun to, just the once,
burn them all.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:54, archived)
# what
the charvas?

now thats an idea, only thing worse than a charva in burberry gear, is one in faske burberry gear
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)
# typo notwithstanding,
shirley a charva in real burberry gear couldn't exist?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)
# true
not a typo, that's the company who makes the fake stuff ;)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)
# "fleecing the young
of the north!" :o))
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Out
of curiosity, what does it stand for?
Other than making the wearer look like a cunt, of course.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:58, archived)
# Lots of Cardiff City supporters wear it
which is one reason to steer well clear!!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)
# Like this?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:18, archived)
# it stands for making youngsters
up here look like.....look like......

gah! Words fail me. Last week I saw a 14 or 15yo lass riding a knackered old rusty bike, wearing a sparkly clean white kappa top, blue stripy adidas pants, tons and tons of fake gold sovereigns and 'joolry'

and a FLAT CAP.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:03, archived)
# I'd noticed
flat caps were back, why god why, is it training for old age or summat
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)
# they'll never
reach old age, the poor fuckers.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:08, archived)
# beautiful
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# very nice
w/y/h:)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:48, archived)
# Fluffy

Click the pic to enlargify.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)
# doesn't link
but it's great as it is,

infact a bigger one would ruin it for me
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)
# as it links now
i retract all my praise
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)
#
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:48, archived)
# why you havnt sent that to
misteralfie at blueyonder dot co dot uk for inclusion on www.b3tanbackgrounds.blogspot.com.

is a mystery to me...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:52, archived)
# it's not quite big enough is it?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:58, archived)
# I'm
gonna see that in my nightmares

wYh
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)
# *eyes pop out*
wargh, scary
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)
# I'm not sure I want to,
I sleep bad enough as it is :o))
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)
# i have a question that begs asking:
why would i want to make it bigger?
would that only up the scariness dimensions?

woo.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)
# urk!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)
# look out!
beachballs!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)
# pfft!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)
# you might like
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:55, archived)
# that makes me feel sad
becuase i am shit at art.

good though innit.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:01, archived)
# yep
s'great...
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# TJ: My hosting is about to expire and I need to find a better one.
Usual stuff, fast access, relatively stable, quite cheap. Has anyone got any suggestions?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)
# I love
www.uh-hosting.co.uk

very reliable, quite cheap.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:49, archived)
# uh-hosting for ASP
dataflame.co.uk for PHP (£2.50/month)

though uh-hosting is the cheapest overall
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:50, archived)
# weren't people
having a whinge about uh-hosting earlier on today? Summat about reselling somebody elses bandwidth?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:54, archived)
# I think
they're a reseller for fasthosts. is that a bad thing?

edit: I've never had any problems, and my site's working fine at the mo.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)
# Yes


can't be arsed to explain. Just yes. That said I don't know of anybody better.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)
# just checking :)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Oh fuck it
I feel the need to clarify....


uh resell their ASP, which ain't too great. Mine reboots itself about 5 times a day and I don't get much control over the site, nor SMTP server. The FTP upload server is pants, and quite often doesn't even work. When I have a more specific problem, they do get it fixed fast though.

Their PHP has had nothing but good reviews that I've seen, and that they host that themselves. So yay for them. But it's more expensive and for less bandwidth.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:22, archived)
# 5 times a day?
Really? Still it's cheap though innit.....mine's severalteen quid a month and I can't even shout at demon when it goes wrong.....well I can, but it doesn't fix owt. I s'pose running yer own webserver has more benefits than downfalls though.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:31, archived)
# they had been having troubles
I've had the odd 5 minutes when I couldn't ftp in, but for £2 a month, paid monthly, rather than up front, I think that's OK
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:15, archived)
# That's better than OK :)
Hurrah for cheap webhosting!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:19, archived)
#
www.webhost4life.com

they're cheap and marvellous
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)
# haha
t-woo:)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)
# gah
and again, gah.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)
# there's no sadder sight


than a seal smashed out of his brain on vodka.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:41, archived)
# he looks like he has been
clubbing
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# arf
seems a particularly appropriate noise...



*claps and honks*
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# evening
sah, sorted out music, doesn't sound brilliant, but sorta works
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)
# nice work!
the other method i forgot to say was find instrumental sectiosn of the song and loop them... oopss...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)
# I'd
thought about doing that but there doesn't appear to be much to work from, may try re-doing, someday
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:55, archived)
# did someone say clubbing seals?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)
# :)
I got one of those club flyers that the rspca wanted pulled
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)
# waa waaa
waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

/comedy trombone
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)
# Groan
Is the seal broken on the vodka?


badum!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)
# youch, pouch ....
:b
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)
# That was a value for money refresh
Two pics that both made me go 'Pffffffffffffffffffffft!'
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# probably
a seal with smashed brains, full stop.


though, in the right circumstances, clubbing seals can be funny.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# that gets my
seal
of approval
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)
# I met her last week :)
woo for smashed seals
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)
# Ever wondered
just how the cows come home?



Edit: spong!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:40, archived)
# i didn't.
but this makes me wish i did, woo!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# haha
gerbil steerage, unexpected

so the random police don't get me
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# what a random
post that was!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)
# I
plane to ease

door frames that is
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:58, archived)
# Great
It must be late, I'm running out of things to say about good posts.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)
# I
know what you mean, how many times can I say excellent with hahaha as the subject liine
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)
# woo yay
They use that pic on the cover of cold comfort farm

wheres it from?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)
# why of course.
orking cows driven by hamsters....

how very odd.

*moves away from pouched species*
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Evening
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:34, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:35, archived)
# arf
most agreeable
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:35, archived)
# Evening, Miss
Still producing utterly hatstand stuff, I see.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:36, archived)
# It's what happens if you put me
in a biology lab for 3 hours. I make a dog out of molecules and this.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:37, archived)
# for the very first time
with anything you've done, I'm ashamed to say I don't get it.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)
# hahaha
*boing*
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:36, archived)
# Evening to you too
That makes no sense to me, but i really don't care cos i'm blind drunk and rich!!! rich!!! oh yes i'm fucking rich and i'm not going in to work tomorrow cos i don't give a toss :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:36, archived)
# can i have a pound?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:38, archived)
# can i have two?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:39, archived)
# But of course
may i have a big issue in return? oh bollocks to it, have a pint or 12
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:39, archived)
# slurp!
why are you so rich? won the cheese lottery?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:40, archived)
# Shoe!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:40, archived)
# No lottery
I sued my ex boss, just picked up a cheque for 10.5 grand tonight :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:41, archived)
# you utter bastard
i don't know you, but you're an utter bastard

i demand some of this money for my own devious means
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)
# fuckaduck
yay you!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Oh yes, i am a bastard
but a lovely, friendly fluffy bastard. Just don't fucking cross me right :)

Naah, seriously, he deserved it, treated me like utter poo :(

Thanke yew spoon, beers are on me :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)
# well i say
fair play to you

just wish i had grounds for suing my ex-bosses for treating me like an utter cunt

it turns out that the fact i thought they were a shower of bastards wasn't enough
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:49, archived)
# shower of bastards eh?
That will actually stand up in a court of law, well as long as they can't really respond to that anyway :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:50, archived)
# Hooray for moderately amusing pictures with absolutely hilarious captions!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:37, archived)
# Coo
# a member for 1 year, 321 days, 23 hours, 10 minutes and 11 seconds
# has posted 174 messages

Been lurking, have we?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:39, archived)
# i have been too...look at mine...and when i started four days ago it only said 90 message posted :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:40, archived)
# I did something like that too
Disappeared for about six months completely, I did.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:41, archived)
# mine was just about a whole year....
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)
# HAAHA
Class once again Miss Missing.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:38, archived)
# Welcome back miss
ing!

Lovely stuff as always
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:38, archived)
# woohoo
its a big one!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:38, archived)
# woof!
arf!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:39, archived)
# Just watching 'the pilot show'
and remember they had Frank Bruno on it last week, maybe that pushed him a bit too far.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:39, archived)
# didnt
see, but hows thin shiz? you arthuring?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:40, archived)
# vaguely
watching tv a bit too
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)
# girl, you just crasy
:)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:41, archived)
# I love your font
must have been difficult making the dog sit still on the microscope.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:50, archived)
# really small nails
that's what i use

(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:52, archived)
# ha ha!
evenin'
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)
# The Mayor celebrates
and tests the memory of Londoners at the same time!

(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:30, archived)
# ahhahahaha
i think i got it down now...green blue red...yellow...arrgh..damn it!!!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:31, archived)
# no
stoppit, the aliens'll come daone
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:34, archived)
# Is it just me
or was something about the festival of light odd?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:26, archived)
# lumo kkk's!
they're attacking the night as it's 'dark' this is totally out of order.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:26, archived)
# awww
that's terrible, mate

(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:33, archived)
# don't worry
they live in glass houses, they'll throw no stones
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:37, archived)
# wouldn't
it be a shame if klan members throats were slashed by the glass
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# Pfft
No

No, I will not laugh at willy jokes
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:28, archived)
# laugh, no
snigger, yes
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:31, archived)
# 3 to go
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:31, archived)
# hahhaha
lmao
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:29, archived)
# TILT!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:23, archived)
# yay
i would play this all the time


not really, but it sounded good at the moment....
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:24, archived)
# haha
you kidder you
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:33, archived)
# if i had a thread for every woo i've seen...
i'd need a huge cat to play with the ball
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:25, archived)
# how about
a tiger?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:26, archived)
# they prefer balls of mice
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:27, archived)
# they can't be very big...
how does a tiger play with them?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:29, archived)
# he does a little
"goochy goochy" with his claw.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:32, archived)
# How profound Sunshine Elephant! :)
...nice :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:32, archived)
# tilt it
tilt it hard
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:28, archived)
# oh Spock...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:21, archived)
# haha
excellent animation
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:21, archived)
# lmao .....
hahahahahhhah
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:22, archived)
# mmmmmm
tongue that cleft!

tongue it hard.

woo!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:22, archived)
# yay
could that be considered fluffy? :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:22, archived)
# filthy buggers,
your average Vulcan. Truth.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:23, archived)
# haven't they got
baths and showers on that there enterprise then?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:25, archived)
# yes.
But they don't use them. Except to wee in.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:26, archived)
# Some quarters do, some don't
Most have sonic showers.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:26, archived)
# is that like a sonic
screwdriver?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:29, archived)
# Nah
more like a hedgehog
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:30, archived)
# that explains where
the tails go every month in the female quarters then.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:38, archived)
# I actually have
an ultrasonic bath.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:31, archived)
# i wouldn't advise washing in it
unless you want to burst all your blood vessels
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:37, archived)
# yeah, but you
wouldn't wash yer knackers in it would you. or would you? :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:37, archived)
# You just KNOW I'm gonna love that
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:24, archived)
# gives me a chance for
a re-roast too :)



Evenin' Koitster! How's glaaaaarster?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:26, archived)
# haha
woo to that me ole mucker.

Glarster is full of thieving cunts.

I'm off to that there London this weekend to meet a few peeps, going to watch Chelsea v Villa and hopefully, get some sex.

The latter won't happen, but I can hope.

How's the 80's genius ?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:28, archived)
# you don't wanna get sex
at a footy ground - you never know where them pies have been!

I be mostly skint and slowly replacing all the knackered boards on the bathroom floor on account of no fucker up here having a job for me.....Warrington, yes, but that means being away from here for pretty much 6 days a week :(
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:32, archived)
# The girls at Stamford Bridge
are quite quite splendid.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:31, archived)
# wooo
fucking yay!!!!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)
# pffft
woo and yay indeedy do, very woo
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:32, archived)
# ha ha!
you silly, silly sausage.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)
[challenge entry] it's a cat, it dances, what more do you want?

(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:18, archived)
#
i couldnt ask for more...well maybe a million dollars, but i would only buy a dancing kitten :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:19, archived)
# if i had a million dollars...
...i would by a green coat
(but not a real green coat that's cruel)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:20, archived)
# i might buy my dancing kitten a green coat...that would be awesome ..good idea
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:23, archived)
# hrm.
was that also a line from it? I can't remember.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:26, archived)
# that's splendid!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:19, archived)
# shoes made of cheese
yay!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:19, archived)
# haha
just to see you attacked by hungry people :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:21, archived)
# a
top hat on it.


woo and yay tho ;)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:19, archived)
# and shadows under his feet
I may later add these thing, when I work out how to twirl his cane.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:21, archived)
# oooh..
twirl it.
twirl it HARD.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:24, archived)
# lovely!
there are going to be so many dancing cats in the competition this week..

that's no bad thing, I made another one last night..!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:21, archived)
# Fame! I'm gonna live forever,
I'm gonna learn how to fly FAME! I see it coming together, maybe you'll see me and try FAME!

etc....woo!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:21, archived)
# i just had
a terrible mental image of you in a leotard and legwarmers
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:22, archived)
# sorry
about that. I'm sure the BBC will refund yer mental license :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:24, archived)
# pffft!
time to adjust my head aerial
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:25, archived)
# why not ask Rod Hull to
do it?

Oh, wait....
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:27, archived)
# ooh
hell bound
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:30, archived)
# a tophat and a turkey sandwich.
but w/y/h all the same
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:22, archived)
# haha
fidgety lil fockwit.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:28, archived)
# it's an unfinished joke at a laundry! time for...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:16, archived)
# huzzah for
giant pink joke-finishing platypus man!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:17, archived)
# hahahahaha!
i wasn't expecting that
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:18, archived)
# hahaha
treble old joke
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:18, archived)
# alaska


woo!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:18, archived)
# pfft
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:18, archived)
# I saw that ending coming a mile off
LIE
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:19, archived)
# arrrrrrrrr
woo!

is it just me or is that platypus a little on the veiny side..

no, just me then
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:20, archived)
# is it...
a veiny purple platypus?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:20, archived)
# now
come on, off to the doctors, no coming out the corner till you're done
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:22, archived)
# how can i go to the doctor's
if i don't leave the corner?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:24, archived)
# ah
you saw through my plan, right go when you're done
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:30, archived)
# it could always be
a peeled* duck

* as in skinned
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:24, archived)
# moo
vel
us!

I laffed har-har-heartily at the extreme cooking the other day....tops :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:23, archived)
# ooh ta
:)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:24, archived)
# how totally random*

woo
not necessarily random
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:25, archived)
# Oi!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:35, archived)
# hehe
nice, I'm liking these
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:39, archived)
# Ohhhh.... do it again Grandad!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:11, archived)
# hahaha, nice
the baby girl looks like 3 year old lora she has briefly in her profile before taking it down when we told her how ugly she was
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:12, archived)
# All babys are ugly...
...they are nothing but little pink bags of shite.

/Jack Doherty
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:13, archived)
# paul daniels
is beautiful
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:15, archived)
# no matter
what we say
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:16, archived)
# Ah yes...
...but he is not a baby - he's a fucknut.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:16, archived)
# i shouldn't have laughed.....
but i did so woo to you
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:16, archived)
# hahaha
sometimes i feel like doing that to someone
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:16, archived)
# It's good, but it needs an extra something
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:16, archived)
# hahaha
evil baby, minding
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:19, archived)
# i thought they liked that?
well then i need to stop doing that to them...shouldnt i?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:20, archived)
# hehehe
great expression..
evil little minx.

yay!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:17, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:21, archived)
# i love
the little girl's eyes. good subtle touch ;-)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:30, archived)
# Kliff aint gonna wait no longer!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:10, archived)
# splendid,
so there i was looking at the stats at 4am last night, when i accidentally refreshed and they changed...crazy world.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:13, archived)
# are they "live" now then?
blimey...

editso they are - about time! now, can he adjust the post-counts to reflect deleted posts?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:18, archived)
# i'm not sure,
they didn't update for 5 days, then changed twice in 2days, could do anything...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:20, archived)
# strangely
I'm listed as having more posts than I've made, odd
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:20, archived)
# it counts deleted posts
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:23, archived)
# ahhh
that thought had crossed my mind, only briefly, though
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:25, archived)
# ah
that's 'cause the stats count everything including what you've deleted, 'cause they still exist - they just get flagged "not for display"
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:24, archived)
# ooh
sounds like some kind of special, employee only product or something
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:25, archived)
# according to that
300 of my posts have been deleted, which seems like a lot
i must talk a lot of delete-worthy bollocks
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:28, archived)
# with your length of membership
that's less than one every other day, surely?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:30, archived)
# i don't mind
it just seems odd
your post count is only out by about 40 for example

and i don't remember deleting a lot of posts
(edit) scrub that, i can't count *belms*
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:34, archived)
#
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:40, archived)
# hehehehehe!
i laughed so much i need a wee
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# smirk....
corrode it.
CORRODE IT HARD.

doesn't work, does it...

woo to the pick tho ;)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:15, archived)
# cool.... so the saga continues huh wolfie ?
lol :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:19, archived)
# Onwards and upwards Juckle matey
;o)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:23, archived)
# that looks like my kitten(my brother called her oreo) so i knicknamed her Demon
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:21, archived)
# The upper limit for picture sizes...
...is really 200k

If you were to resize that to, say, 280 pixels wide, it would take a huge chunk out of the filesize and still be as effective.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:23, archived)
# Sorry Bob I didn't know
will keep it in mind :o)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:25, archived)
# evnin
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:08, archived)
# that's brilliant
you can't beat creatures of the sky
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:08, archived)
# trying to re-shape the
wings was a bugger
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:09, archived)
# mull of kintyre...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:10, archived)
# pffft
:D
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:12, archived)
# hahahaha!
:)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Fantastic
Who ate all the hummus?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:11, archived)
# nah its only the one
tonight, i've got to go have a shower and then dry my hair then get up early to go to st albans tomorrow... *sigh*
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:15, archived)
# vrooooooooooom!
that am lovely, m'dear - can I get one to carry me to naaaaaaaaaaaaarwich?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:11, archived)
# I wish
they would be good, no, excelent transport!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:15, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:13, archived)
# squawk squadron
woo!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:18, archived)
# One word
Darwin.

Woo!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:25, archived)
# have a bunny

just cos i feel like it
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:08, archived)
# I saw
Weston Beach on the telly earlier - it was full of clowns.
*cold chivers up the spine*

Lovely fluffy bunny, by the way
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:11, archived)
# i was there
scary isn't the word
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:12, archived)
# have a woo
just cos i feel like it
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:11, archived)
# and a yay
from me
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:13, archived)
# why thankyou
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:14, archived)

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