
but to me it looks like a comedy horse and so gains extra woo points :)
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i love bassets, my g/f family has always had bassets and they are so cute.
Can you make him run and trip over his own ears?
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:55,
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Can you make him run and trip over his own ears?

you get a bit of cash and all of a sudden you have a family of girlfriends
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:56,
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Want to meet up and do it tomorrow?
Meet you at Bridgend railway station, that's central for us both, isn't it?
Bring your own tights and shotgun.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:59,
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Meet you at Bridgend railway station, that's central for us both, isn't it?
Bring your own tights and shotgun.

sorry forget the 's after the G/F bit. Scuae my crap english but i is utterly wankered. 9 beers since 16.30 plays with my mind
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:59,
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but I fear you may have started something more horrendous than you could possibly comprehend.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:56,
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poor thing, stooping so low.
TJ: Sorry to but in but this amused me, I was searching for an innocent image and the power of b3ta strikes again! Is no image search safe from the hands of b3tans!
images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&safe=off&q=sunlounger&btnG=Google+Search
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:58,
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TJ: Sorry to but in but this amused me, I was searching for an innocent image and the power of b3ta strikes again! Is no image search safe from the hands of b3tans!
images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&safe=off&q=sunlounger&btnG=Google+Search

top ranking, excellent.
One of the proudest days of my life* was when I got my website as top ranking on google if you entered "Silly Chicken".
It was only there for 4 hours, but I was still dead chuffed.
* perhaps a slight overstatement for dramatic effect
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Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:01,
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One of the proudest days of my life* was when I got my website as top ranking on google if you entered "Silly Chicken".
It was only there for 4 hours, but I was still dead chuffed.
* perhaps a slight overstatement for dramatic effect

PETCRIME
god knows why someone searched for it.
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Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:03,
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god knows why someone searched for it.

but some of the sites that link to my images suprise me.
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Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:10,
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"Lost sock"
for a long while. it made me happy.
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Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:05,
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for a long while. it made me happy.

with that site.
I told my dad about it, and he was pleased, he's always thought that it had been me stealing his socks until then.
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Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:08,
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I told my dad about it, and he was pleased, he's always thought that it had been me stealing his socks until then.



I thought it was just me going nuts......
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:56,
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2: crop
3: crop some more
4: nice, is that a straight capture? where'd you find the vid at that high quality?
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:47,
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3: crop some more
4: nice, is that a straight capture? where'd you find the vid at that high quality?

crop a GIF69 file? Or do i have 2 resize all the original frames?
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:51,
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your graphics program should be able to just crop the whole thing all at once, or resize it or whatever
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:53,
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and microsoft GIF animator to link them all
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:54,
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that explains that then - MS GIF Animator doesn't do ANY optimising.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:57,
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i made it a lot smaller, cropped it a bit and cut out half the frames to get it 153k:
www.zen21924.zen.co.uk/surfdomo.gif
but it isn't half as splendid as the original
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:54,
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www.zen21924.zen.co.uk/surfdomo.gif
but it isn't half as splendid as the original

will resize the entire anim.
I know that Gimp will do it for you.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:54,
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I know that Gimp will do it for you.

Nah, only 2.2Mb
Edit: Now that it's loaded, I could sit there watching it all night.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:47,
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Edit: Now that it's loaded, I could sit there watching it all night.

and one of the best things i've ever seen in my life too :¬)
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:47,
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want to look at it
but it would make my modem cry
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:54,
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but it would make my modem cry

didn't notice justhere's smaller one...
my powers are weak
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Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:00,
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my powers are weak

damn near got smoke oot of me router but it was worth it :)
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:51,
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that make my monthly payment for broadband worth every penny.
Now... go away and make that under 200k so the rest of the (b3ta)world can see it!

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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:53,
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Now... go away and make that under 200k so the rest of the (b3ta)world can see it!


and everything it stands for. Up 'ere the charvers think it's cool to wear burberry style flat caps with their fuckin' kappa tops and stripey pants......jeeeeeZUS!
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:53,
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the charvas?
now thats an idea, only thing worse than a charva in burberry gear, is one in faske burberry gear
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:57,
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now thats an idea, only thing worse than a charva in burberry gear, is one in faske burberry gear

shirley a charva in real burberry gear couldn't exist?
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:59,
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not a typo, that's the company who makes the fake stuff ;)
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Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:02,
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of curiosity, what does it stand for?
Other than making the wearer look like a cunt, of course.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:58,
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Other than making the wearer look like a cunt, of course.

which is one reason to steer well clear!!
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Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:00,
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up here look like.....look like......
gah! Words fail me. Last week I saw a 14 or 15yo lass riding a knackered old rusty bike, wearing a sparkly clean white kappa top, blue stripy adidas pants, tons and tons of fake gold sovereigns and 'joolry'
and a FLAT CAP.
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Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:03,
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gah! Words fail me. Last week I saw a 14 or 15yo lass riding a knackered old rusty bike, wearing a sparkly clean white kappa top, blue stripy adidas pants, tons and tons of fake gold sovereigns and 'joolry'
and a FLAT CAP.

flat caps were back, why god why, is it training for old age or summat
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but it's great as it is,
infact a bigger one would ruin it for me
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:44,
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infact a bigger one would ruin it for me

misteralfie at blueyonder dot co dot uk for inclusion on www.b3tanbackgrounds.blogspot.com.
is a mystery to me...
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:52,
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is a mystery to me...

why would i want to make it bigger?
would that only up the scariness dimensions?
woo.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:45,
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would that only up the scariness dimensions?
woo.

becuase i am shit at art.
good though innit.
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Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:01,
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good though innit.

Usual stuff, fast access, relatively stable, quite cheap. Has anyone got any suggestions?
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:45,
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dataflame.co.uk for PHP (£2.50/month)
though uh-hosting is the cheapest overall
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:50,
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though uh-hosting is the cheapest overall

having a whinge about uh-hosting earlier on today? Summat about reselling somebody elses bandwidth?
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:54,
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they're a reseller for fasthosts. is that a bad thing?
edit: I've never had any problems, and my site's working fine at the mo.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:56,
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edit: I've never had any problems, and my site's working fine at the mo.

can't be arsed to explain. Just yes. That said I don't know of anybody better.

I feel the need to clarify....
uh resell their ASP, which ain't too great. Mine reboots itself about 5 times a day and I don't get much control over the site, nor SMTP server. The FTP upload server is pants, and quite often doesn't even work. When I have a more specific problem, they do get it fixed fast though.
Their PHP has had nothing but good reviews that I've seen, and that they host that themselves. So yay for them. But it's more expensive and for less bandwidth.
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Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:22,
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uh resell their ASP, which ain't too great. Mine reboots itself about 5 times a day and I don't get much control over the site, nor SMTP server. The FTP upload server is pants, and quite often doesn't even work. When I have a more specific problem, they do get it fixed fast though.
Their PHP has had nothing but good reviews that I've seen, and that they host that themselves. So yay for them. But it's more expensive and for less bandwidth.

Really? Still it's cheap though innit.....mine's severalteen quid a month and I can't even shout at demon when it goes wrong.....well I can, but it doesn't fix owt. I s'pose running yer own webserver has more benefits than downfalls though.
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Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:31,
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I've had the odd 5 minutes when I couldn't ftp in, but for £2 a month, paid monthly, rather than up front, I think that's OK
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Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:15,
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than a seal smashed out of his brain on vodka.

seems a particularly appropriate noise...
*claps and honks*
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:42,
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*claps and honks*

sah, sorted out music, doesn't sound brilliant, but sorta works
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:43,
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the other method i forgot to say was find instrumental sectiosn of the song and loop them... oopss...
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:45,
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thought about doing that but there doesn't appear to be much to work from, may try re-doing, someday
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:55,
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I got one of those club flyers that the rspca wanted pulled
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:43,
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Two pics that both made me go 'Pffffffffffffffffffffft!'
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:42,
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a seal with smashed brains, full stop.
though, in the right circumstances, clubbing seals can be funny.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:42,
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though, in the right circumstances, clubbing seals can be funny.

gerbil steerage, unexpected
so the random police don't get me
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:42,
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so the random police don't get me

It must be late, I'm running out of things to say about good posts.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:43,
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know what you mean, how many times can I say excellent with hahaha as the subject liine
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:45,
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They use that pic on the cover of cold comfort farm
wheres it from?
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:43,
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wheres it from?

orking cows driven by hamsters....
how very odd.
*moves away from pouched species*
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Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:04,
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how very odd.
*moves away from pouched species*

in a biology lab for 3 hours. I make a dog out of molecules and this.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:37,
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with anything you've done, I'm ashamed to say I don't get it.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:57,
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That makes no sense to me, but i really don't care cos i'm blind drunk and rich!!! rich!!! oh yes i'm fucking rich and i'm not going in to work tomorrow cos i don't give a toss :)
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:36,
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may i have a big issue in return? oh bollocks to it, have a pint or 12
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:39,
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I sued my ex boss, just picked up a cheque for 10.5 grand tonight :)
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:41,
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i don't know you, but you're an utter bastard
i demand some of this money for my own devious means
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:44,
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i demand some of this money for my own devious means

but a lovely, friendly fluffy bastard. Just don't fucking cross me right :)
Naah, seriously, he deserved it, treated me like utter poo :(
Thanke yew spoon, beers are on me :)
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:46,
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Naah, seriously, he deserved it, treated me like utter poo :(
Thanke yew spoon, beers are on me :)

fair play to you
just wish i had grounds for suing my ex-bosses for treating me like an utter cunt
it turns out that the fact i thought they were a shower of bastards wasn't enough
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:49,
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just wish i had grounds for suing my ex-bosses for treating me like an utter cunt
it turns out that the fact i thought they were a shower of bastards wasn't enough

That will actually stand up in a court of law, well as long as they can't really respond to that anyway :)
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# a member for 1 year, 321 days, 23 hours, 10 minutes and 11 seconds
# has posted 174 messages
Been lurking, have we?
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# has posted 174 messages
Been lurking, have we?


Disappeared for about six months completely, I did.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:41,
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and remember they had Frank Bruno on it last week, maybe that pushed him a bit too far.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:39,
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must have been difficult making the dog sit still on the microscope.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:50,
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and tests the memory of Londoners at the same time!

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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:30,
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i think i got it down now...green blue red...yellow...arrgh..damn it!!!
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:31,
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or was something about the festival of light odd?

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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:26,
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they're attacking the night as it's 'dark' this is totally out of order.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:26,
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they live in glass houses, they'll throw no stones
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:37,
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it be a shame if klan members throats were slashed by the glass
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:47,
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i would play this all the time
not really, but it sounded good at the moment....
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:24,
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not really, but it sounded good at the moment....

i'd need a huge cat to play with the ball
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:25,
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baths and showers on that there enterprise then?
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:25,
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the tails go every month in the female quarters then.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:38,
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unless you want to burst all your blood vessels
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:37,
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wouldn't wash yer knackers in it would you. or would you? :)
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:37,
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a re-roast too :)

Evenin' Koitster! How's glaaaaarster?
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:26,
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Evenin' Koitster! How's glaaaaarster?

woo to that me ole mucker.
Glarster is full of thieving cunts.
I'm off to that there London this weekend to meet a few peeps, going to watch Chelsea v Villa and hopefully, get some sex.
The latter won't happen, but I can hope.
How's the 80's genius ?
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:28,
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Glarster is full of thieving cunts.
I'm off to that there London this weekend to meet a few peeps, going to watch Chelsea v Villa and hopefully, get some sex.
The latter won't happen, but I can hope.
How's the 80's genius ?

at a footy ground - you never know where them pies have been!
I be mostly skint and slowly replacing all the knackered boards on the bathroom floor on account of no fucker up here having a job for me.....Warrington, yes, but that means being away from here for pretty much 6 days a week :(
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:32,
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I be mostly skint and slowly replacing all the knackered boards on the bathroom floor on account of no fucker up here having a job for me.....Warrington, yes, but that means being away from here for pretty much 6 days a week :(

i couldnt ask for more...well maybe a million dollars, but i would only buy a dancing kitten :)
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:19,
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...i would by a green coat
(but not a real green coat that's cruel)
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:20,
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(but not a real green coat that's cruel)


I may later add these thing, when I work out how to twirl his cane.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:21,
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there are going to be so many dancing cats in the competition this week..
that's no bad thing, I made another one last night..!
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:21,
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that's no bad thing, I made another one last night..!

I'm gonna learn how to fly FAME! I see it coming together, maybe you'll see me and try FAME!
etc....woo!
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:21,
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etc....woo!

a terrible mental image of you in a leotard and legwarmers
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:22,
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about that. I'm sure the BBC will refund yer mental license :)
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:24,
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woo!
is it just me or is that platypus a little on the veiny side..
no, just me then
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:20,
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is it just me or is that platypus a little on the veiny side..
no, just me then

come on, off to the doctors, no coming out the corner till you're done
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:22,
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vel
us!
I laffed har-har-heartily at the extreme cooking the other day....tops :)
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:23,
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us!
I laffed har-har-heartily at the extreme cooking the other day....tops :)

the baby girl looks like 3 year old lora she has briefly in her profile before taking it down when we told her how ugly she was
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:12,
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...they are nothing but little pink bags of shite.
/Jack Doherty
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:13,
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/Jack Doherty

well then i need to stop doing that to them...shouldnt i?
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:20,
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so there i was looking at the stats at 4am last night, when i accidentally refreshed and they changed...crazy world.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:13,
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blimey...
editso they are - about time! now, can he adjust the post-counts to reflect deleted posts?
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:18,
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editso they are - about time! now, can he adjust the post-counts to reflect deleted posts?

they didn't update for 5 days, then changed twice in 2days, could do anything...
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:20,
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that's 'cause the stats count everything including what you've deleted, 'cause they still exist - they just get flagged "not for display"
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:24,
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sounds like some kind of special, employee only product or something
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:25,
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300 of my posts have been deleted, which seems like a lot
i must talk a lot of delete-worthy bollocks
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:28,
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i must talk a lot of delete-worthy bollocks

that's less than one every other day, surely?
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:30,
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it just seems odd
your post count is only out by about 40 for example
and i don't remember deleting a lot of posts
(edit) scrub that, i can't count *belms*
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:34,
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your post count is only out by about 40 for example
and i don't remember deleting a lot of posts
(edit) scrub that, i can't count *belms*

corrode it.
CORRODE IT HARD.
doesn't work, does it...
woo to the pick tho ;)
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:15,
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CORRODE IT HARD.
doesn't work, does it...
woo to the pick tho ;)


...is really 200k
If you were to resize that to, say, 280 pixels wide, it would take a huge chunk out of the filesize and still be as effective.
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:23,
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If you were to resize that to, say, 280 pixels wide, it would take a huge chunk out of the filesize and still be as effective.

tonight, i've got to go have a shower and then dry my hair then get up early to go to st albans tomorrow... *sigh*
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:15,
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that am lovely, m'dear - can I get one to carry me to naaaaaaaaaaaaarwich?
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:11,
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Weston Beach on the telly earlier - it was full of clowns.
*cold chivers up the spine*
Lovely fluffy bunny, by the way
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Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:11,
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*cold chivers up the spine*
Lovely fluffy bunny, by the way
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