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# Boldly going....
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:17, archived)
# show me some more of this Earth thing called
'bumpin''
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:18, archived)
# LOL! We have to get these things off of the ship.
Brilliant! You are simply brilliant!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:18, archived)
# kirk is getting
double thrusted.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:19, archived)
# hehe nice sex stuff
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:20, archived)
# Oh my.
Sunshine Elephant Would™

I'm sneaking off now.... night folks
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:21, archived)
# he would tart monkey?
why have you put your initials up there? :)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:22, archived)
# i was wondering
why santexo's anim made me so horny
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:23, archived)
# I do use the ™onkey occasionally
But you have "dirty mind"
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:23, archived)
# :|
I just spent £629.99 on Skating stuff :|
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:17, archived)
# ice?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:17, archived)
# Blading
:)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:18, archived)
# roller?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:18, archived)
# lol :)
yes.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:19, archived)
# I had
to keep it going!
:-P
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:21, archived)
# ice blading?
intriguing
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:19, archived)
# Inline Skating
my good man. Bought the skates, the shoes, the bag and a whole new wardrobe.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:20, archived)
# skating on a wardrobe?
oh even i can't be arsed keeping this up :)

going to bed

g'night everyone
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:21, archived)
# what the fuck do you use a wardrobe for?
do you sit in it, push it down a hill and go "EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!"?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:21, archived)
# /me goes to get his dv camera, and a 6 pack of beer
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:22, archived)
# my newsletter sense is tingling...
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:24, archived)
# /me notices the username

ouch! a year?! I really feel for you man..
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:43, archived)
# whole new wardrobe
as in, all new clothes. every single piece of clothing is Senate. :)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:22, archived)
# i was aware of that.
I was making a pretty shit joke at your expense.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:23, archived)
# i noticed ;)
and yes. it was pretty shit wasnt it :D
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:24, archived)
# no wonder it cost so much..
what skates did you get?

haven't done it for a while - i stil have some oxygen argon lowtops which fit me!

i should go out sometime.. really miss it.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:25, archived)
# i got
K2 Transfer's...

(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:26, archived)
# those wheels look too small
maybe they should be bigger
?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:29, archived)
# ?!
you're joking right? :P

the wheels are sposed to be small, they arent as small as they look tho, the boots are HUUUGE
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:31, archived)
# my mate had some
fatty pro's back in "the day" very nice they were.
really good for locking on to stuff etc. but i think everything is these days.

how old are you, out of interest? (and where are you?) most people i know kind of gave it up about 18.. moved onto boarding or bmx. (i can't do either ;)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:29, archived)
# yeah K2 Fatty Pro's
were my 2nd agressives i ever owned. had them for years. cost me £240 back then. Never regretted spending the money, best skates i ever owned.

i'm 18 :) and i live in Peterborough
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:30, archived)
# should do alright on these then ;)
where are you in the world? - edit: ok ;)

and is it as popular as it was there? i get the feeling it's dying out.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:33, archived)
# i've never seen a blader
here in peterborough in about 2 years, but i dont go to the skateparks anymore... most you see are boarders and bmxers. they piss me off. Blading is so much cooler.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:35, archived)
# :(
yeah me too - i live in the sticks (scottish borders) but you hardly see anyone (in edinburgh etc)

i like bmx - looks really good and is fucking hard - as is boarding but no-one ever lands anything. skating is so much more accessable and the tricks are a lot more impressive. much better for street stuff too because you can use anything - more variety than boarding.

ah those were the days - breaking into factory carparks because they had one small rail that was low enough to jump onto ;)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:40, archived)
# haha :D
we went into an abandoned warehouse where they had old machinery around, and down to the riverside, they had a HUUUGEEEEEEE handrail there, i was first to grind and land it :D!

was crazy tho, cos the guy after me, Danny, went straight into the river :P The Idiot tried a Kind Grind down it and didnt notice the water edge was so close :D
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:42, archived)
# heh niice
i never really got good enough for proper rails - only a couple smaller ones i could do (i scare too easily ;)

i'm gonna get my rail out tomorrow and see if i still got it. doubt it..
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:47, archived)
# Hehe i still got a rail
i nicked from a street near me :P this guy ollie used to own launch ramps, quarters, A Frames, everything... built them all himself. they've all broken through weathering now.

man i wish i was a kid and i had this kinda money. I woulda been so cool :D
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:50, archived)
# you mean you wish you had a credit card ;)
i'm skint.

i built a fuckoff big beast of a launch when i was about 15 - so big you had to go full pelt down a slope to get any kind of lift off it and it chucked you to fuck. not the best so we cut it in half and it was class.
still sitting in front of my garage, rotting slowly ;)

got to go now - i'm making a pixel ninja animation

but keep the spirit alive..

and enjoy your new shit!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 2:00, archived)
# Skates AND shoes....
blimmy...
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:25, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:18, archived)
# yeah i know
:P used my credit card n'all... man im in so much debt :D
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:18, archived)
# sorry to say this
but you deserve it
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:20, archived)
# Yeah it's all good tho
i'll have it payed off next month :) when i get payed :P

worth every penny i say tho. cos i got the whole gear. So i'm all kitted out for the next couple years for skates and clothes.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:21, archived)
# i just ate some pineapple.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:18, archived)
# fizzy?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:19, archived)
# unfortunately not.
i am now however EATING A PITTA BREAD
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:20, archived)
# good stuff
that is :)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:20, archived)
# ooooh
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:21, archived)
# i'm eating
HUMBLE PIE
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:21, archived)
# I just finished
most of www.SkateAttack.co.uk today.


Just need to spend the next few weeks adding in the new line up of stock.... borring
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:21, archived)
# is it a real
shop? or just online?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:25, archived)
# Yup, it's real.
They have been around for about 20 years now, was in Kentish Town, now in Southgate.

Actualy started off as Skating and Crossbows, then moved away from the crossbow thing and focused on skating/hockey etc.

They have some really nice toys, like this. It does skids'n'stuff.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:29, archived)
# lol
wicked :P

i'll stick to my SOAP's tho :P
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:33, archived)
# lol,
we have some benches in the shop, like the ones you get at the rinks. When testing out the soaps when they came out - one of the staff members went straight through the window.

Everyone expecting one of the grumpy managers to be pissed, just held up a card saying "6/10".
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:37, archived)
# haha
awesome :D


are my SOAPs :)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:39, archived)
# Ohh', they look classy.
haven't seen that pair.

I got my mate who wanted some 'boots' (just for walking about), to get those skates where you click the heal and it turns into quads (gave it to him for about £15).

Turns out they don't mix well with alchole - considering he doesn't skate.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:48, archived)
# haha that's funny :D
I never tried them things, aint they sposed to be well crap tho? i mean, just the thought of not being able to do heel/toe on a set of skates scares me :P
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:51, archived)
# This one turns into like quads,

I wouldn't say the healys are crap, but they do have an equired taste. If your good on them, then they are great - otherwise, no point.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 2:15, archived)
# Flaming eye of shite
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:10, archived)
# if shite=neat-o
then yes!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)
# beautiful
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:12, archived)
# or if
shite = shite
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:15, archived)
# hungry

(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:01, archived)
# ewwww
and woo!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:01, archived)
# terrorfying!
brilliant panning
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:02, archived)
# best bit is the guys foot just twitching slightly.....
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:03, archived)
# it probably tickles.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:04, archived)
# only one way to find out...
Mother! Release the primate!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:05, archived)
# would you allow yourself to be eaten by a killer monkey
in the name of science?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:07, archived)
# science? no
idiotic fun? oh god yes
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:08, archived)
# fair enough.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:08, archived)
# wow
that is one hell of a killer monkey thingy
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:14, archived)
# Happy now?



;)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:06, archived)
# i'm always happy
you saggy northern fanny
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:06, archived)
# *sigh*
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:08, archived)
# hahaha
make a pic supermoore...
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:09, archived)
# FUCK
that
shit
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)
# you will never
better the pantagon
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:12, archived)
# killer monkeyssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!
run!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:02, archived)
# No!
killer monkeyssssssssssssss!!!!
embrace them!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:03, archived)
# yay! santexto!
you're back... did you ever go away!??!

ace as ever.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:02, archived)
# that's an awfully well-done
non-domesticated primate
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:02, archived)
# Yay!
I haven't seen anything from you in an age!

Genius.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:03, archived)
# you
nasty likkle minky...
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:03, archived)
# The board has been great today, deployed more woos than I ever thought possible
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:03, archived)
# Lordy.
It's my recurring dream.

woosome
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:04, archived)
# woo
that's given me an idea. But it's grander than my capabilities/motivationalness quotient at the moment :)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:04, archived)
# Are you going to go out
and do something more interesting instead?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:05, archived)
# yes
actually :)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:08, archived)
# do it anyway.
loved the last m3tatween by the way.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:08, archived)
# think poser
and wanker without shame in the same sentence and youll get close... ;)

meant to reply to the post asking "rotoscoped"
still , somehow holds true, things ticking along then?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:10, archived)
# can't complain
did you see bob before he left?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:21, archived)
# I might be able to find something else i can use to patch it over the top of :)
I've got a new toy to play with too, a particle thingy software.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)
# i was playing with
particle effects the other day when my computer went "nope, i dont think i'm going to do that" and gave up for about an hour.
Poor thing couldn't handle the math.
Whats the package?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:14, archived)
# particle illusion
he used it in the m3tatween where the plane leaves a trail.
Actually my comp probably will be having none of it, he was using a top spec model, mine's not even a gig processor :)
Have a word with him if you want more info ;)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:16, archived)
# That is stunning.
Rotoscoped?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:04, archived)
# well
done.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:04, archived)
# wow.
and
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:05, archived)
# Should I recognise that guy?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:07, archived)
# yes.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:08, archived)
# Well I don't
Who is it?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:08, archived)
# sorry ;)
it's uncle yupa from nausicaa of the valley of the wind.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:09, archived)
# Ahhh, should maybe watch that at some point.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:28, archived)
# gah!
and woo :)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:08, archived)
# that fucking rocked!
That's one of my favorite effect combos.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:13, archived)
# that
is very cool.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Thanks. did you use video footage?
or did you draw it?
I used video footage, then messed with the threshold, then imported into Flash and converted from bitmap to vector format.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:17, archived)
# a 3d package
called poser that exports to a flash file.
Your one looks like really good grafitti come to life.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:20, archived)
# The video footage is of me.
I've messed around with Poser. I've been meaning to dive into a bit more. Poser has a pencil drawing output format that I like.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:23, archived)
# ha!
wonderful!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:18, archived)
# scary but great!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:18, archived)
# my word is that a woo
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:19, archived)
# Damn dirty
crazy, red eyed monkeys!!

/hides
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:24, archived)
# woosome
Monkey Shines, alright..!

and yay.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 2:12, archived)
# he's very friendly...
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:58, archived)
# If I wave back
will it leave me alone?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)
# I fear
for my life.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)
# Ye Gads
that's a grim looking thingy.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)
# hahha!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)
# ooooooooooooh!
Smart! ;)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)
# eep!
tell him to be friendly away from me.

oh ok then, I'll give him one hug, and no more
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)
# brilliant,
that eye featured in munkt0n's frontpage 'pablo', it's quite popular
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)
# this one, sunshine?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:01, archived)
# no,
but well done on being handsome
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:05, archived)
# i've used 'em a few times myself...
same combo here and the mouth here ... :)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:14, archived)
# No he's not!
He's just getting you into a false sense of security.

Tell him I hate him.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:01, archived)
# wahey!
raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarGH!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:02, archived)
# "he's very friendly"
that's what they always say just before/as he goes for your throat
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:02, archived)
# cute little guy!
reminds me of kung pow and thumb wars... that guy... what's his name..
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)
# isn't he
just.

helloooo!

woo.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 2:11, archived)
[challenge entry] he just got up

and got his groove on!
(damn you all for all your seal clubbing jokes!)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:57, archived)
# i only got up an hour ago...
fell asleep at 1:00pm, woke up at midnight. Im truly becoming nocturnal...
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:58, archived)
# Sort it out
fuckola.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)
# i tried to...
i spent the last two days awake, so that come about 9:00 pm tonight, id be shattered, go to bed and wake up bright and early the next day. I didnt count on collapsing this afternoon...
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:01, archived)
# That is definately the way to go!!!
staying awake until you collapse is the way forward!!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:03, archived)
# yeah, but im now back to square one.
its 1:00am, and I dont feel in the slightest bit tired..........
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:04, archived)
# well
just stay awake for another 24 hours then, java lava is your friend :)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:05, archived)
# i miss being nocturnal, i hate daytime
its too fucking bright and cheery. Night is so much better
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)
# getting
his groove on nicely

reet I'm orf t'bed so I'll wake in the morn
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)
# Seal of the Century
Trippytastic
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:01, archived)
# Last one before me hols...



(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:54, archived)
# Heh heh.
Mental.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:55, archived)
# umm...
happy hols :)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:56, archived)
# happy holidays
you mentalist :)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:56, archived)
# I'm going nowhere exciting for
a nice spot of Arrr & Arrr...
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:58, archived)
# I don't understand it... but I like it
bit like girlies!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:57, archived)
# It's the cape and the superglue isn't it?
I know what you mean there.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:01, archived)
# loon
ha ha ha ha ha
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:57, archived)
# I have a pic of a SUPERMAN candy ciggarettes box
remember those Superman????
Then you come along fighting Nic-o-teen like you're doing US a favour!!

(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:57, archived)
# i bet they've stopped selling them now
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:01, archived)
# Ah yes..
the evil Nick o' Teen, just wait 'til he becomes an adult..
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:01, archived)
# With my X-ray vision
I can see the harm cigarettes do inside your body

Superman can do something similar I am led to believe.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:02, archived)
# tar tar...
and nicotine
makes your lungs
and teeth unclean.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:05, archived)
# And on that note
It's goodnight all and sundry...
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)
# you fucking mental.
where can i upload a 5 meg gif?

(for free obviously)

any suggestions?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)
# arf!
I believe..
I can fly..


woo.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 2:11, archived)
# children's book illustrations

have changed these days
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)
# In space...
no one can hear your moans of pleasure
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)
# what if they have, for example, some kind of electronic
audio-transmission device (such as a telephone) which does not rely on air pressure to transmit sound. What then, eh?
EH?

sorry, got carried away there..

/*gets carried away*
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:52, archived)
# happens a lot
in space
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:53, archived)
# by giant space ants
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:53, archived)
# and
space blamonge
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)
# 2 yoghurt pots and some string
it's the future, i've seen it
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:54, archived)
# thats just crasy talk
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:55, archived)
#
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:55, archived)
# quidquid agunt homines.....
nostri farrago libelli est
(juvenal, about 100 years later)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)
#
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:01, archived)
# 'she has a very pretty cunt'
paraphrased from Aristophanes' Knights(?), circa 420 BC
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:05, archived)
# It's funny how much people slag off
older stuff for being boring and tame.
Some of it is hilariously rude :-)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:07, archived)
# indeed
:)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:09, archived)
#
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)
# Very rude:
What'mmmIdoin? slurs
Lyris, feigning shock.
I'll tell you what you're
doing: YOU
are doing what you always
do,
even when you're sober
SUCKING COCK!

- Martial, Epigrams, II, 73, c80 AD
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:46, archived)
# don't get clever now
them's fighting words round our way
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)
# and on a completely different note...
night all
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Pivotal.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:51, archived)
# smack my
bitch up.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:53, archived)
# eugh
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:52, archived)
# Moving book illustrations are the future
They are.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:55, archived)
# It was a day full of "firsts" for Raymond the Giant Meerkat...


...first trip to the city, first time seeing snow. . .
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:41, archived)
# cheeky
bugger :)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:42, archived)
# what did he practice in before
then?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:42, archived)
# porridge
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)
# He's a giant meerkat.
he has many wonderous skills that but await an opportunity to prove themselves...

In other words, I couldn't make the letters much messier w/o making them too difficult to read.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)
# yellow snow is wonderful
because you can actually see where all the dogs have been pissing and you don't have to unknowingly walk through it.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)
# or
eat it.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)
# i read that as
wanking them to difficult to read
???????????????
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)
# bwa-ha!
hehe. yes, I can see how and why. . .
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:49, archived)
# I Can't
but i am pissed.

Still, funny as thrush though :)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:52, archived)
# what a silly billy
the police have proffessional calligraphers* now you know...

*used as I don't know the word for people who study handwriting and deduce stuff from it
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:43, archived)
# do they have long arms
to make it easier?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:44, archived)
# graphologists
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:44, archived)
# if i'd have been forced to put money on who would inform me of the correct word....
first I would have protested about being forced, but second I would have said you
:)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)
# inglewooooooooooooooood
in da house!
:)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)
# in da
hissssssssuuuuuuuuuusssssss!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:49, archived)
# For an exact representation of what was going on in my mind go to this
www.bbc.co.uk/radio/aod/rpms/breezeblock.rpm open it in realplayer and i'll tell you the time to go to on the seek bar.

Start at 1hr 19 minutes in actually :) for something else.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:51, archived)
# You know I'm on dial-up
meanie :)

/saves link
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:53, archived)
# it should offer a dialup accessible version i would hope
It's only good for a week from Monday.
"my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
and they're like, it's better than yours"
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:54, archived)
# the main event - inglewoooood in da house
is 1hr 28 minutes and 3 seconds
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:56, archived)
# You're in deep shit ;)
You have come from a link that tried to go directly to one of our Audio on Demand audio files.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:57, archived)
# I've saved the link prof
I think I'll be collapsing now.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:58, archived)
# i heard that
song for the first time today

my urge to kill rose sharply
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)
# i've only heard this version which has a different backign track and plays her vocals at a faster speed so i've no idea what the 'normal' one is like
I like this one though.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:02, archived)
# pah, there was me
comin' straight outta' Compton.....
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)
# Fuck off.




;)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)
# You Fuck off.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)
# why don't you




BOTH FUCK OFF

see, another Simpsons paraphrase
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)
# EVERYONE FUCK OFF.
Except Fred Dibnah.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)
# jack my steeple
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)
# it's going! it's going!
HONK! HONK!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:53, archived)
# no you..........


I'm bored now
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)
# If you're bored
then just fuck off!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:49, archived)
# COME ON THEN!?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)
#
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:53, archived)
# Just like you to cheat.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:55, archived)
# Animal with handbag
beats angry manc.
it's the rules!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:56, archived)
# depends on the manc
and the style of handbag
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:57, archived)
# OWL WIZARD DEFEATS ALL!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)
# Yes
I agree with you there.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)
# BALLS!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:10, archived)
# OPAL FRUITS!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)
# Haha
don't eat the yellow snow Raymond!!!!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:44, archived)
# it's like he's
wanking into one of them crazy novelty bendy straws

i'm not entirely sure what's wrong with me
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:44, archived)
# as a child you were abused by
a crazy novelty bendy straw?

it's an option...
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)
# it's a way of life
but not one i chose
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)
# hehehehe
lovely.

don't forget your umbrella when the giant meerkat's in town.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)
# woo thats some fine stuff!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)
# hehe!
:)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)
# A
southpaw by the looks of it...
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)
# My dialup computer....
only shows half that image.

but broadband is coming tomorrow.

I am pleased.

Hopefully my girlfriend can stay awake all day to sign for it when all the stuff comes! woo!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:50, archived)
# A little ray of sunshin....... er....
...er, that's not Sunshine is it...
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:54, archived)
# He's a very cute owl..
But a bit shy..

Be patient and he will say hello!!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:35, archived)
# ha!
marvellous!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:36, archived)
# fantastic
made me giggle like a loon
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:38, archived)
# lol
I like it...I like it a lot...
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:38, archived)
# top woo!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:40, archived)
# !!!!!


Kill it
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:41, archived)
# seconded!
it's freakish!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:43, archived)
# you spelt
two wrong.

not really, that's great.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:41, archived)
# woo!
woo!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:41, archived)
# Wagh!
Very fun!

and hello all
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:43, archived)
# arrrrrrr
I can see why he's shy.

to wit, to woo!

and yay.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:44, archived)
# Utterly
smashingly
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:46, archived)
# thanks!!
your username worries me..
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:54, archived)
# I'm sorry...
I'm on the verge of changing it..
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:57, archived)
# I hate it when people
read over your shoulder...
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:34, archived)
# Cheeky pope
He hasn't moved that fast for years
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:41, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:42, archived)
# heheheh
woo!

who wants to be the next pope?
this one's a bit clapped-out these days.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:43, archived)
# I'll volunteer as long
as I don't have to do that religious shite.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Not sure
but ITV will probably end up choosing the new one live on air after a long-running and tedious reality tv series.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)
# how about
pope-inna-box-for-44-days-and-44-nights? Winner gets the papal....paypal....papapa.....to be pope for ages!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:49, archived)
# I'm so very tired
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:34, archived)
# you're also a bumnugget
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:34, archived)
# only joking,
you rock like no other
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:35, archived)
# That thing really scares me...
I'm gonna have nightmares now!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:35, archived)
# Great hairy bollock
Picture's not bad neither.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:36, archived)
# The (shoddy) fruits of my earlier googling
You know when an idea sticks and its like an itch you cant scratch?
Well I can sleep easily now as I present:


A bleach-babe sorry

Nuh nite everybody.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:33, archived)
# Ooooooo
Punnage most foul.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:36, archived)
# fwar!
Look at the cap on that!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:39, archived)
# forgot to put lotion on it
it's gone all red hahahahaha
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:43, archived)
# but it's got its
own sunshade, look!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)
# project "build a big fukin robot out of lego"

has come to a standstill due to labour strikes and lack of bricks.
oh well, it's off to "toys are us" for me in the morning
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:29, archived)
# superb!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:35, archived)
[challenge entry] At the Imperial Ball, the cool ones boogie while the others just conga...
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)
# I say, that really is rather splendid!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:30, archived)
# fucking marvellous
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:30, archived)
# Wooo!!!
Yet bloody disturbing, i will be having nightmares of gay stormtroopers in botting chains all night now
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:31, archived)
# its just lots of stormtroopers.
woo to them all.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:33, archived)
# Stormtroopers, yes!!
But a big bad botting chain??? nooooooooo
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:34, archived)
# yay!
groovy!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:33, archived)
# that is brilliant
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:34, archived)
# Does it?


Oooh, close
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:35, archived)
#

(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:38, archived)
# try this



wow mindpiss on an ub3r733t level
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:38, archived)
# more than that,
I was trying to work out how to synch them before I read the reas of the posts :)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:40, archived)
# that is
bloody marvellous!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:36, archived)
# excellent!
:)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:42, archived)
# dont skip to the bottom of the text, read from the beginning to the end then laugh with me
for more good strange odd links go to warren ellis' iste... www.diepunyhumans.com



(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:24, archived)
# i believe that one
i should know, i've lived through it. though that's probably a bit biblebelt/southern i think.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:26, archived)
# amazing I think
it highlights the fact that the chinese are inconsequential, sure, theres loads of them, but at least theyre not by and large completely INSANE!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:27, archived)
# there is a rather lot of
insane people in the US. Or they're just a lot more vocal than the ones that mutter on the streets in the UK. They're instinctively better at publicity I guess :)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:29, archived)
# its because people in the us
are given an essential id that is based on an unalterable sense of self worth - coupled with american tv id we are left with vocal idiots - at least occasionaly spawning a comedy svant like doug stanhope so perhaps its worth the flack.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:33, archived)
# you mean that's
a real poster? Shirley not?! Don't these people know england invented america? :)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:33, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
:D
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:26, archived)
# this is even worse, linked foudn on that page
members.jcom.home.ne.jp/wild/purinnna.htm

'My first torture kit' - available from all bad Toys'R'Us
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)
# that is
just fucking incredible, what was the route to non said image?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:31, archived)
# I wonder what DeathBoy's journal is like then.
www.diepunyhumans.com/archives/006428.html

It's like a slow osmosis effect from the centre of the hardcore world.

more from that site members.jcom.home.ne.jp/takigold/top2.htm

this is probably NSFW and really quite disturbing
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:33, archived)
# I havnt dloaded any of deathboys
stuff yet, but fuck, he was playing in camden last week so,...,.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:35, archived)
# isn't that nsfw one
that alien autopsy that was knocking about a couple of years back?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:39, archived)
# dunno
don't think i saw that.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:40, archived)
# i meant
that supposed roswell autopsy... it just reminded me of it...

oh never mind...
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:42, archived)
# he got it,
was just taking the piss mate.


fnordian subtlety is almost always lost.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)
# hm....
sacrilegious
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)
# that bemuses me
i need beer to comfort me
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:28, archived)
# hmmm
i could just do with some furniture.



what would jesus do?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:31, archived)
# BUY!
BUY BUY BUY!!!!!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:33, archived)
# he would dance
why aint you msning bitch?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:38, archived)
# eh?
i'm not on your msn/vice versa am i?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:40, archived)
# I thought you were....
msn hot tag then?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:42, archived)
# you lost me with your crazy kid speak
msn in profile, bitchface. now i'm going to bed to brood and wank.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:48, archived)
# it's a scooter, captain
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:16, archived)
# you're nuts.
i think that's a good thing.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:18, archived)
# always!
[+]
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:31, archived)
# woo!
his hand makes him look like a spacker though...
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:18, archived)
# do they allow bouncy castles
at lancaster university?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:19, archived)
# lancaster uni
is a bouncy castle.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# I built a boucy sandcastle once

it lasted 3 bounces
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# that's got to be
a record

shirley
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:21, archived)
# people with sand castles
shouldn't throw stones
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:21, archived)
# that's a fuckin' good bit
o'construction - you could get a job with Barratt Homes with that sort of knowlege.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:22, archived)
# it's all about the sand
most of the main part of the house is made of sand really
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:31, archived)
# ooh I hope so
I could put that on my UCAS form.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# why? how old are you?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)
# 24
I shall be a mature student. Snigger.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)
# just apply through ucas every year
and every year, turn down all your places (if you get any)

see how imaginative your personal statement can be.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:27, archived)
# It's tempting
but it's probably about time I got a proper job.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:30, archived)
# Greetings Cards 101
will be a piece of piss for you :)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:32, archived)
# i keep saying that...
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:35, archived)
# la la la
not listening
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:35, archived)
# theres quite a lot of "mature" students actually...
One of my floormates was 34...
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:30, archived)
# was he constantly
trying to be 'down with the kidz'?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:34, archived)
# he kept trying to go down on the kids....
right randy bastard he was. Always trying to cop off with some 18 year old slapper in a nightclub. He fuckin did as well.......
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:36, archived)
# fair play to
the lad then
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:39, archived)
# I'm already feeling old
and that's just from an open day.

I just don't really like people.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:35, archived)
# I felt like that, except without the old bit.
but the atmosphere at lancaster uni is fucking fantastic. Itd be genuinely impossible to go through freshers week without making any friends....If I did it, then every other fucker will seem like fonzy in comparison......
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:38, archived)
# I'm actually applying for St Martins
the uni itself depressed me, but that's possibly just down to being forced to go to bonding day when I started at college many, many years ago.

I associate the place with being made to run through tyres.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:40, archived)
# eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:40, archived)
# heeeeeeeeeey :)
Just remember the Fonz was called Arthur and all will be well.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:43, archived)
# we had one at extrav.
as well as a mechanical bull, a gladiators style duel thing, and a bungee run. Oh and a foam machine too. and a magician.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)
# jelly and ice cream
too I hope!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:26, archived)
# ah wow
it really is clown college
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:26, archived)
# Arrrgggh
its a klingon death scotter grip!!!

Yay for lenoard nimoy loonness
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:18, archived)
# heheheh
top 'mashing!

woo.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:19, archived)
# Nice time to jump in.
*raises eyebrow*

Mornin'
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# morning mr,
how goes it
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# bah, and you talk
about ME turning up late to these sorts of shenanigans.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)
# It goes well Mr Elephant
and you can shut yer pie filled cakehole can't you Mr Witchy.... 8)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:38, archived)
# only once I've
swallowed the pie.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:44, archived)
# *raises eyebrow again*
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 1:07, archived)
# your paintmash
always makes me smile
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:31, archived)
# it does have a spacky hand but the caricature is good
woo you!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:04, archived)
# I say,
what a dapper fellow!

Woo!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:04, archived)
# What's that, The Duke of Your Fingers? A bash in Swansea?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:07, archived)
# first proper welsh bash for eons
and i'm going the opposite direction.

pfft.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Life is harsh
There'll be others though.

Where are you headed anyway? I dare say there's b3tans around most universities in the UK.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:10, archived)
# going to uni in the southeastward direction
so dropping in on london bashes shouldn't be too hard
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Nice
Anyhow, after having worked six days straight, including four twelve hour shifts, I think that I shall go to bed to prepare myself for the rigours of having a day off work.

Goodnight folks.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:12, archived)
# Where too?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:11, archived)
# quite possibly hell


if so, can you save me a good seat?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:11, archived)
# oxford. a week earlier than everyone else, too
so i'm missing out and it's not even fresher's week
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:12, archived)
# Yes, I believe you're right,
I think it just might be... a bash in Swansea!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:10, archived)
# that's lush
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)
# *there's* a term
I haven't heard used for a while! "that's geet lush that!"

Almost follows on the heels of "that's reet fuckin shan man, ye cunt". Gotta love charvas!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:17, archived)
# 4 frame dance rules
woo!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Aww what a cutie!
He just dances to be loved.

Woo!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:06, archived)
[challenge entry] yay!

and woo for the first result in a google image search for 'ballroom'!

;)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:07, archived)
# hehe
woo to the anim, and yes, woo to google! I'm sure I tried to find a bllroom on there a few months ago - this one's much better than the one I found then!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:08, archived)
# That's great
There's not enough penguins on the board these days.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:07, archived)
# yes
stop this senseless cruelty

(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# i recognise that pizza!
i ate it, in the end. it wasn't great.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:29, archived)
# yeah
koala flavour's better.

the ears go nice and crispy


speaking as a vegetarian
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:47, archived)
# haha! woo to that!


Is Vork still about?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:09, archived)
#


:)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:12, archived)
# pedantic sod...
:-)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:13, archived)
# I ain't used him
meself for ages!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:13, archived)
# kind of...
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:13, archived)
# i just arthured you
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:15, archived)
# so you did...
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:17, archived)
# oooh
isn't he splendid!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:13, archived)
# Heh heh
.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# Surfing Domo

with many thanks to Spoon

The Original - WARNING!! 2.2Megs!!
us.f2.yahoofs.com/bc/3f721cf9_1de0/bc/Domo/surfdomo!.gif?bfcGic_A2sh1lPb1
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:03, archived)
# splendid stuff!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:04, archived)
# I better tell you...
...that you can go back and edit your original post instead of starting a new thread.

I say that, because you will probably now be bombarded with people calling you very bad names indeed.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)
# no we won't
because it's great
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:06, archived)
# and because he didn't
thank you for optimising it as well? :¬)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:06, archived)
# oh yes
very great
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:06, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:07, archived)
# With surfing domo i must leave you...
because i am very tired and have school tomorrow!
See you all same time tomorrow!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:12, archived)
# That is rather hypnotic an' all that.
Spiffy.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:21, archived)
# that is bajeepin <--- (new swear word) great
lovely lovely lovely
(, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 0:53, archived)

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