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# ASL?
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)
# "cult whore forum b3ta"
who's the whore?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# Erm, that'll be me.
I'm cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)
# You
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)
# i would
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)
# probably
me
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)
# I'm a bit of an oldie
I thought I was hip to the youth street jibe, but obviously not.

Erm, what does "ASL" mean ?
(I helped save b3ta! wonko the sane, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)
# Asian Slut Lust
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)
# I
don't believe you.

nice try
(I helped save b3ta! wonko the sane, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:00, archived)
# I gather it's
Age Sex Location
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:02, archived)
# ;)
Damn, i almost had him!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)
# Excuse me while I whip this out
it's the slightly delayed weekly gallery
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)
# you could have cleaned the cheese off
at least.

and it smells a bit off.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)
# smashing!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)
# very high quality
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)
# Can I contribute this from last night?
www.b3ta.com/board/2034942
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)
# no,
boab chooses and spazzes through all
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)
# Like bob?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)
# They should never
have changed fat boab's hat
he looks like a ned
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)
# No, Bob.

They translated god's name wong.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# It's Hedley!
Lovely, as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)
# Flaming Carrot
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Now I wasn't expecting that!
But I like it.
EDIT: The wearing of flippers lends itself to some sort of aquatic high-jinx. This would be inadvisable to any super-hero with the word 'flaming' in their title.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Shut up
you kniggit
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)
# wow
his head is doing funky things
(doktored, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Who
Flamed Roger Carrot?
(Smudger, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)
# that
rather good
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)
# morning
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:39, archived)
# join in the superhero sketch off
we're doing flaming carrot at the moment (see above)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)
# Oh bloody hell
who else is playing?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)
# me

not sure who else.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# Just us again then?
I'd prefer to do more traditional superheroes but you know...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)
# we'll do traditional for the next one.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)
# Victorian superheroes?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)
# They should never have opened that sci-fi/fantasy nursery
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)
# Tee hee
nice spong.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! pagram, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)
# Yay woo
we need a population cull!
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)
# Excellent
Where there's a woo there's a yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)
# Thankee
and a merry birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)
# I used to sing the sweetest song at Disneyland, Ca. Sing along too!
(Smudger, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)
# m-i-c k-e-y
c- u - nnnn - t
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)
# Gareth Gates?
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)
# Sick Dad!
This is all your fault, you deserve a slapping!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)
# *Lowers trousers*
And assumes the position.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)
# FILTH!
You should be so lucky.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)
# <groom> I'll give you a biscuit...
..if you do?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)
# Heh
You forgot to add your < groom > tags!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)
# soaked in what?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)
# creme de menthe
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)
# *splutter*
creme de what!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:54, archived)
# Tags!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)
# /
When Qwerty met Coffee

edit: (-:
(Smudger, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)
# Not you individually,
just the crap sign wagon.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)
# I fell
into it.

:)
(Smudger, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)
# You love them really
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)
# He's not a real mouse
it's just a bloke in a suit.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)
# Satire (tm)
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:27, archived)
# Can't keep a good man down eh?


(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:20, archived)
# What a swish shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)
# pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)
# selfridges are looking for a webisite manager
must have HTML/XML/PHP, dreamweaver photoshop & flash + Lotus Domino.
send CV's to janine.hall at selfridges.co.uk

Thought someone may be interested.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:20, archived)
# What's the going rate?
I don't get out of bed for less than ten groats and a bag of frazzles.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)
# Just says Excellent
I'd pitch it around 30k
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)
# Pah!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)
# humbug
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)
# *snort*
30k ... excellent. Not likely.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:26, archived)
# snob
think a bad of chips is excellent.
Oh yea i work for my chuffing self.
(doktored, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)
# Chevron!
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)
# Not any more
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)
# good
I don't like chevrons.
or more I don't like the idea that it's something to aspire to anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)
# I would be if
I had the skills.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)
# You have skills ...
Shirely?
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)
# They;re not going to get
someone with everything, so if you have some, I'd pop your CV across.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)
# None of the codey ones
Nor a real desire to work in London, really!
you're very nice posting these jobs though!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:27, archived)
# God you're good ..
.. there is just no provoking you is there

you win .. I give up
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)
# It's my job
and I know a lot of people on here are out of work. It constantly astounds me how talented you all are.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:29, archived)
# ha ha
ha ha ha hah aaahh hah
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)
# any idea of jobs
a bit north of London?
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)
# sadly not
bud. I'll keep an eye out.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)
# much appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:39, archived)
# You have a new job then?
Something exciting?
And a toy?
And some chocolate!

/Kinder Egg
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Not new
same old, moving products tho, so I wont be recruiting marketing anymore - it'll be HR roles instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)
# Do you get 20% off all purchases
and free dates with the make-up ladies?

if so, I'm in!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)
# I know thay have a fab employee bens scheme
and I think it's more than 20% off - can't guarantee the dates tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:27, archived)
# But no make-up ladies.
Any news on the typewriter?
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)
# Fridge selling experience
not required
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)
# can i ask a quick question
i need about 500 meg of web space and see that uh-hosting can do it, however, while they say i can use a 'www.arsewhatever.uh-hosting.com' address, it keeps trying to get me to register my own for 12 quid - as they're used a lot here, has anyone had any luck doing it?
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)
# thats some great smoke action
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)
# Indeed!
I use Eyecandy 4000 smoke myself. Very nice effects.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:18, archived)
# but you can't make candy with it!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)
# unless you
have a good supply of eyes and plenty of chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)
# Stop the bandwagon.
We have a winner.
Splifftacular.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Heeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeee
SHAMON!
Am a badass moonwalking mo fo
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)
# shamooown!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Woo!
We saw him in Edinburgh.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)
# was he moonwalking
down the Royal Mile?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:16, archived)
# I sincerely hope he was!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)
# He was falling over in a bar,
but that would have been better.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:20, archived)
# fantastisk!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)
# Shamon my brotha!
Lovely work.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)
# the newest recruit to cat haters anonymous mixes up business with pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)
# heh heh.
now my day is a little more worth it.
(itchy_ring, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:03, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:09, archived)
# Good morning all
I'd post something right now.... but im tooo lazy and half asleep :s
(I helped save b3ta! Air - Has just been made redundant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)
# I'm having a bad morning too....
Can't get any inspiration. :(
(Fishrat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:01, archived)
# Honestly,
if you go on behaving in such a manner, I really won't be held responsible of what may happen.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)
# *holds bovine by elbows*
"RUN RUN as fast as you can, I can't hold him much longer"
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)
# It's alright
I've shackled him by the eyebrows.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)
# You are confusing me...
...with someone who gives a shit.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:10, archived)
# morning
and morning to everybody else too
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:12, archived)
# Regal Razzle Romp:
PORN!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)
# Ace
but I reckon he's probably more of a Club lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:01, archived)
# Readers
wives.


brrr...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)
#
*shiver of terror*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:03, archived)
# 40plus?
asian babes?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:04, archived)
# my favourites
not to mention Men Only.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:09, archived)
# I'm a Mayfair man,
personally.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:12, archived)
# Mayfair, Club, Men Only
Something for every mood...
(I helped save b3ta! pagram, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)
# 40plus?
Such a horror is printed?

Sweet lord.

Mind you in Amsterdam I saw a magazine called
'Cack Madam'.

Now that is scary.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:12, archived)
# sounds like a waiter in an S&M club

"Cack, madam?"
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)
# you bought it.
Didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)
# He was about to.
But then he got a hand job behind a skip for a tenner*.




*actually what a mate did when he had ten minutes to kill once. The dirty little perv.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)
# Christ.
A tenner?

That's horrible.

Far too expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)
# 50 plus
I reckon. He likes the tempered skin.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)
# Hehe
I like the "Squidgy Bum" thing ...
No hang on, that's not what I meant *ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:04, archived)
# bigger
the cushion...
(doktored, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)
# Yay for Razzle!


but he seems to be using his copy of Razzle to hide his dirty dirty Fiesta mag. Trait'rous scum!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:18, archived)
# Did anyone see the first episode of the Canterbury Tales?
Some naughty young lads were trying to buy a copy of Club.

Wasn't that good an issue, but the centrefold has massive norks, which is always good.
(Pig, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:22, archived)
# i know it looks like a dull URL
www.foggys-funnies.com/o/now.shtml

but the story is quite amusing...
if you like that sort of thing...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:56, archived)
# fat greedy american bastard
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)
# that food story
isn't even original
(Munkey, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:12, archived)
# Yeah, he seems almost proud of it which is sad.
Then there's always:

www.disappointment.com/randomacts/soiling/philsstory.htm

(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)
# Eughh
That anyone would be proud enough of that to send it in.Who could eat four plates of Macaroni Beef?
(Dr_Seuss, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:11, archived)
# Adult content
restricted.

Protecting my virtue.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Morning all
Not quite sure what it is, but he's positively THROBBING to see you all.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)
# As am I
Yay and morning!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:56, archived)
# woooo thebearcub slept through the night
and has doubled his birth weight yay


but has his first jabs this afternoon

booooooo
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:04, archived)
# Yay for him!
we are down to three and six am feeds apart from that SLEEP! The sicklet gets his BCG soon as we live in TB infested East End ghetto.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:11, archived)
# I found one of those in my shreddies this morning
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)
# one of those ate my shreddies this morning.
(itchy_ring, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:01, archived)
# one of those shredded my morning
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:10, archived)
# Oh my.
What a queer fellow.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)
# he has a nice smile though
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:04, archived)
# HA HA HA
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)
# It's Lionel Richtea!
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)
# am i having a cheese nightmare?
(itchy_ring, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)
# hahahahaha
wooage
(8-Ball, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Groan. Nice puneage.
Maybe I'm just odd, but almost every part of his body reminds me of something NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:56, archived)
# ha ha ha
oh dear, oh dear.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)
# fabulous
that is
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)
# silly
billy
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)
# haha
the hair reminds me of this :
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:06, archived)
#
(ccc, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:52, archived)
# That is the best thing ever.
Ever ever.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)
# Um Beegee Bongo
A tru epic.
(sanchosser, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)
# Um Beegee Bongo
A tru'er' epic.
(sanchosser, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)
# handbag.
(I helped save b3ta! ashurek, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:56, archived)
# What a
naughty Pineapple.

Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)
# what a rascal!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)
# I am
Loving this the most
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)
# Top
sponging! It looks even better coz the piccie is so small.

Have a pound for your trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)
# Best. Headline. Ever.
(not shopped)
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:37, archived)
# Best reply.
Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:38, archived)
# I normally hate reality
but that's good.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:38, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:39, archived)
# ha ha!
well, you'd be disappointed if they weren't...
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Arf!
And arf again.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:41, archived)
# My two favorites (ask SiW to verify)
From the Yorkshire Evening post...

"Big jobs blow for Leeds".

and

"Mother to be killed in car crash".
(Pig, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Hahahahahah
That second one's fantastic if so.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)
# My memory is poor
perhaps it was hyphenated
(Pig, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)
# I miss the YEP
It's so unintentionally funny.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)
# Hahahahaha
unfortunate choice of wording.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:42, archived)
#
Nuts...

I spent some time removing text from the original then ran out of hummus. Feel free to do better.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:28, archived)
# The human equivalent of
dumbo
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:29, archived)
# Harsh
yet true.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:30, archived)
# will you suggest for me a superhero to draw
and i will go off and scribble.

[edit]and not the tick, just yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:34, archived)
# Do you want
obscure or normal?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:35, archived)
# Do honky hating coon from
Jay and Silent Bob.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:36, archived)
# chucka farah khan
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:37, archived)
# I demand to see
your version of The Flaming Carrot.

www.flamingcarrot.com/FlamingCarrotPage/
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:38, archived)
# indeed it is a good suggestion.
i see you have a good taste in comics.

i will scribble away
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:39, archived)
# I am
de bestest.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:41, archived)
# OBSCURE!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:36, archived)
# what he said.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:37, archived)
# Blue tack man!!!!
Created by an extraordinary event one evening when working late, playing with blue tack too close to the um...plug socket...and water barrel...um...or something...
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:37, archived)
# do what?
steady!
(Scribble, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:35, archived)
# What
about Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-Dungeon-Thunder-Flump
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:39, archived)
# Where's the trunk?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:30, archived)
# If I could shop,
it'd say fear me.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:30, archived)
# Hahahahah
That works for me!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:30, archived)
# Uh Oh
nuff said
(jumpy yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:31, archived)
# How about this?
(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:33, archived)
# He hee!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:33, archived)
# You're encouraging a signathon?
Bad man!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:33, archived)
# As if...
...I would!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:36, archived)
# im sorry, ill go back to bed.
(itchy_ring, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:51, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:56, archived)

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