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# 3D3D3D3D 2
www.zyk0tik.com/yay.mpg
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:33, archived)
# that
is
fucking
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:35, archived)
# spank
s
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:36, archived)
# wowzers
fandibblytastic that is
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:35, archived)
# what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:38, archived)
# :|
download it, its 3D animation ala zyk
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:39, archived)
# Oooh
NICE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:36, archived)
# Very nice
What's that from? (the audio)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:38, archived)
# at first
I thought it was from Analyze This or Analyze That, but now I think it's from What About Bob?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:40, archived)
# its from
www.10secondclub.org not sure where it comes from, was a challenge 2 months ago, just decided to post 3D Stuff i have done...
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:41, archived)
# That's Richard Dreyfuss
I reckon
(T1, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:57, archived)
# oooh
Did you do that then? ( what with?)
(T1, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:40, archived)
# yes
with Maya
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:41, archived)
# ( sigh )
( Throws 3D Studio Max out of window )
(T1, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 20:00, archived)
# Fucking
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:40, archived)
# Damn good sah!
Jolly well done.

edit: And thanks for introducing me to that webshite, it's great.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:57, archived)
# if you can do 3D
please join us :D
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 20:04, archived)
# yet more WDS


click for wanky director shite
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:30, archived)
# still looking at FHM,
FARK.com is classed as an
"all day time-killer"!!
HOW STRANGE............
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:32, archived)
# Cut These Out Carefully


for hours of fun.

Thanks to Bananaman for the idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:26, archived)
# What are the
pokey things in the center of each eyepiece?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:27, archived)
# Spiders.
Giant ones. With wings.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:28, archived)
# Doom
Old skool stuff
(StrangeOne, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:28, archived)
# DooM rocks
i got DooM III pre-ordered
(DeviousMiscreant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:29, archived)
# snap
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:31, archived)
# I
would do but I have a crappy graphics card
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:32, archived)
# I would do,
but I suck at FPS' and I don't have about a grand to spend on upgrading my system to a gaming rig.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:33, archived)
# I would do
but Dooms shite

*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:34, archived)
# *shakes fist*

*looks for Bud*


*goes home*
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:36, archived)
# *pokes head out from behind sofa*

*strafes into the kitchen*
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:39, archived)
#
*runs up behind with rocket launcher*
(tungazzio the occasionally present, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:45, archived)
# *pauses game*

*skins up*
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:45, archived)
# *un-pauses*
.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:51, archived)
#
*runs through teleport and ends up on your head*
(tungazzio the occasionally present, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:59, archived)
# .

Bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 20:00, archived)
# snap to the second part
Ive had plenty of fps practice though - we have quake in school
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:37, archived)
# quake
in SCHOOL!?

very woo
(DeviousMiscreant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:41, archived)
# Oh.
I'm a computer geek, not a video game geek as well. Sos!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:34, archived)
# You're not from round these parts ...
/banjo
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:29, archived)
# That's what
WE say to you lot.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:33, archived)
# oooooh....
but i think the attempted kills could be disapointing...

w/y/h
(DeviousMiscreant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:28, archived)
# I'm not allowed sharp things
*cuts finger off*
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:28, archived)
# brilliant!
you should properly market these, and have changable 'screens' so you can pretend you're playing Quake, Doom, Wolfenstein etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:29, archived)
# that's not what
i meant!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:29, archived)
# no,
but it gave me the idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
Can I have some of this hummus that's flying around tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:30, archived)
# they dont work
its too close to my eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:34, archived)
# HA HA HA
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:42, archived)
# Either they are too small
Or my head is freakishly large.


Good tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:44, archived)
# should have pointed this out
use a 19" monitor set to 1280*1024

And make sure your glass cutter is nice and sharp.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:46, archived)
# bored, no hummus tonight, started playing join the dots...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:25, archived)
# woo!
that got a giggle at first glance and on the looking closer...!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:27, archived)
# hellooo!
how's yoooooou?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:31, archived)
# I'm fiiiiiiiine!
how's yoooooooooooou?
I updated my blog again, btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:32, archived)
# ooh
I must really write another update for mine... in a bit... not right now... procrastinate? Moi?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:34, archived)
# Woo!
and indeed yay!
(Electric Dragon rediscovered his password at, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:38, archived)
# Post
*remove*groups.msn.com/StupidGayPictures/shoebox.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=31

Don't want to post on board remove where it says *remove*
(benzanotto, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:25, archived)
#
groups.msn.com/StupidGayPictures/shoebox.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=31
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:26, archived)
# Hrrrm, excellently libelous.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:26, archived)
# I preferred
the one that didn't work! :OP
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! timothy claypole, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:33, archived)
#
(~Sunny~, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:39, archived)
#
?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:27, archived)
# Ditto
TJ: I'm off to see some b3tans at the pub
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:29, archived)
# Who ya gonna call?
Flange
Click for the Bigger picture
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:24, archived)
# YAY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:24, archived)
# Yay!
I watched ghostbusters last night, as well!

Edit: and the alt text just makes that perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:25, archived)
# Was it on last night?
*miffed if it was*
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:25, archived)
# DVD
Dirt cheap from "Big W"
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:26, archived)
# What?
Bush is selling knock off DVDs now?

/not surprised
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:27, archived)
# Only

cos he can't figure out how they work.
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:28, archived)
# He's saving up to
help pay for the Iraq war, since he's using
the rest of his money to run for Prezzie again.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:29, archived)
# big W
?
(jakeohoho, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:28, archived)
# UK
warehouse store, selling woolworths leftovers
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:32, archived)
# I miss
Woolworths.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:39, archived)
# Get a
laser sight
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:55, archived)
# haha !
that's ace !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:25, archived)
# my mum!
(woo pic)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:26, archived)
# perfect image to greet me :)
that is very woo
(KnitWit, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:27, archived)
# That's fantastic.
I want one.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry...
I couldn't resist. Donna Martin Keown...
(JoCe, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:23, archived)
# I think that
is an improvement.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:25, archived)
# I woul...
no, wait....
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:25, archived)
# adam ant again
(I helped save b3ta! NAWS Whats all this then, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:20, archived)
# Ant is a celebrity?
?
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:21, archived)
# The definition of celebrity at the minute seems to be
anyone vaguely recognisable who can be used to take up column space in a newspaper gossip section.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:24, archived)
# Then my chips
were celebrities the other night.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:28, archived)
# pfft!
eeeeevening all!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:22, archived)
# Evening
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:23, archived)
# evening
so just "batsgirl" tonight?
taking it easy?

(not that there is anything wrong with just "bastgirl" =^)
(yakmonkey, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:24, archived)
# ah, there is in fact a reason
I went to work today and changed my name back down to "batsgirl" so I could remember it to log in from work.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:33, archived)
# excellent logic there.
(yakmonkey, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:35, archived)
# Ant what?
huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:24, archived)
# the face
belongs to a chap known as "Ant" 'cause "anthony" was too hard for him to spell
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:32, archived)
# Oh okay
Thanks for splaining that! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:43, archived)
# I made it angry...

...and now it won't stop looking at me.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:16, archived)
# spooky
KILL IT!KILL IT!KILL IT!KILL IT!KILL IT!KILL IT!KILL IT!KILL IT!
for the good of west african pingbbuzz plantations, the above creature must be destroyed
(tom the astronaut, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:17, archived)
# I take your point.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:20, archived)
# i have found out
b3ta are actually in FHM's top 100 sites!
but we're only classed as a "10 minute timewaster"
And I quote=
"Remember that picture of the Argie football team holding handbags? That was this lot."
here it is, just click 10 minute time wasters
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:17, archived)
# 10 minutes?
I've spend nearly a year here. Almost solidly!
That sounds rude
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:19, archived)
# Likewise
They are obviously not very smart.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:19, archived)
# heh
no it wasn't!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:19, archived)
# How do you know that
if you don't know it?

I MADE HIM EDIT! I MADE HIM EDIT!
NAH-NAH-NA-NAH-NAH! I MADE HIM EDIT!
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:20, archived)
# Actually...
...it wasn't us at all.

It was Carl Baldwin
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:21, archived)
# It's been listed in loaded a few times
as 'Witty messageboarding and photoshopped blasphemy' which I think is a much better description.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:21, archived)
# Fairly accurate
They missed out the human sacrifices.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:22, archived)
# the Sport called us
"war-crazed net nerds" for the MiddleEastEnders pic...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:25, archived)
# Yeah
I remember that, "best birds on the web" pull-out!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:26, archived)
# "read" proper
porn.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:22, archived)
# I waste ten minutes on b3ta
six times an hour.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:23, archived)
# Is that all?
Pft.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:24, archived)
# I waste the rest of my time on other
websites.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:28, archived)
# You timelord.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:29, archived)
# They are correct
in their praise of "What's New Pussycat?".
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:25, archived)
# And fark is an 'All-day time killer'
Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:26, archived)
# ARGH!
That is very bad navigation set-up!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:27, archived)
# Whatever it wants
Hand it over. Quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:35, archived)
[challenge entry] adam ant


(I helped save b3ta! NAWS Whats all this then, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:10, archived)
# ants
are celebrities?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:11, archived)
# surely
that big an ant would be famous
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:12, archived)
# It could be one of the ants from the 50's
Sci-Fi Horror flick "Them"
they are sort of celebrities.
images.amazon.com/images/P/B000067FP3.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:13, archived)
# are they?
wow........
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:14, archived)
# Is it
a famous ant?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:11, archived)
# I ant a bloomin clue
how about you?
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:14, archived)
# that really is
the shitties pun ever.
possibly acceptable if you actually made something
(tom the astronaut, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:16, archived)
# nope
why ant you being the captain's daughter for longer?
(~Sunny~, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:18, archived)
# they make me do things beneath the kitchen table
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:23, archived)
# even I
sort of get that
(tom the astronaut, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:12, archived)
# Have you seen him recently?
God he looks old. Poor Mr Goddard.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:14, archived)
# TJ:
Can you look at someones profile by their username?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:16, archived)
# Yes
i.e. : www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?name=mrrich
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:18, archived)
# Ah, spank you
you am de teets!
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:19, archived)
# yes
like so matey:
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?name=MrRich
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:18, archived)
# or that should work
but doesn't.. annoying

*edit now it does
Cool
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:19, archived)
# And you
!
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:20, archived)
#
(ccc, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:09, archived)
# are you the world's best person or something?
it's utterly brilliant!

actually, i thought the acid would fall on her like so many games of mousetrap.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:10, archived)
# quite!
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:10, archived)
# you're mental you are
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:10, archived)
# odd
yet lovely
(tom the astronaut, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:10, archived)
# yay!!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:11, archived)
# hahahaha
poor lickle hedgehog though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:11, archived)
# oh my god
my coat just fell off my chair and made a rustling noise and i thought it was some big animal or spider or something. But then it wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:13, archived)
# What
a happy ending
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:13, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/2077188
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:14, archived)
# ummm
i'm so not!
it fucking scared me though!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:15, archived)
# Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:11, archived)
# the hedgehog
is a very lovely chap isn't he?
(tom the astronaut, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:13, archived)
# hedgehogs are all lovely
100% of FACT
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:14, archived)
#
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:17, archived)
# hi cockalorum
your cows am lovely
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:20, archived)
# that's ok
if you ever need a second career, i would suggest making wallpaper borders for kidlet's bedrooms. i'd buy the cow one!
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:26, archived)
# mediocre idea, ruined only by hummus lacking shopping
THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:01, archived)
# ahem
boys

not boy's
(~Sunny~, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:02, archived)
# whoops
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:02, archived)
# much better
my english teacher would spank you
(~Sunny~, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:03, archived)
# and that's why he's
in jail.
(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:03, archived)
# exactly.
I'm very pedantic about apostrophes.

Sorry.
(~Sunny~, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:05, archived)
# i am more so!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:09, archived)
# No you're not
I challenge you to an apostrophe duel!
(~Sunny~, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:19, archived)
# you're on b3ta
apologising for being a pedant?

*laugh until sick, rinse, repeat*
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:09, archived)
# Arf!
(thediscokingpin, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:08, archived)
# hmm
pervy [ahem..]
yet cool
(tom the astronaut, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:03, archived)
# I'd definitely not vote for them.
Scary :(
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:03, archived)
# arf!
hello my busted fingered friend :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:03, archived)
# Bout ye
how're ye doing then?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:04, archived)
# stickin' out, thanks.
how's things in your neck of the woods?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:05, archived)
# not to craigavad
finger's getting better, not much happening really, cept no1 daughter went to romania to work in an orphanage, strange child
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:07, archived)
# doesn't seem that long since we were threatening
to put her in an orphanage
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:09, archived)
# la la pretty
(tom the astronaut, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:05, archived)
# you think dill's pretty?
I'm telling his wife...
/tell tale tit
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:07, archived)
# She knows already
pretty as a picture me

edit/ waits for picture insults
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:08, archived)
# very
pretty la la
(tom the astronaut, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:09, archived)
# Ken has an eye for
Gordon
(Smudger, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:04, archived)
# eye of newt
mayhap
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:05, archived)
# Blunkett's got his eyes
on everyone if he could see. Where's his dog?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:06, archived)
# why'd you think
prescott looks so smug eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:08, archived)
# not eaten
in the way you mean
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:11, archived)
# He always looks smug
He seems to have lost a hell of a lot of flab somewhere there should be another of him somewhere "Prescott minime" - But he's probably off down't pub fur a pie an' a pint
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:10, archived)
# this
makes me uneasy !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:06, archived)
# eew
there all gay!
(Harry, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:08, archived)
[challenge entry] George Looney
(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:00, archived)
# I'd vote for him
:)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:02, archived)
# Wibble
Muchly liked.
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:03, archived)
[challenge entry] PBDB
(Smudger, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:55, archived)
# hehehe
abbot and costello...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:56, archived)
# hmm
once again, my uncultured mind has no idea who they are
(tom the astronaut, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:56, archived)
# go away
and read the entire internet a couple more times, you'll find it a handy reference guide for all the years that came before your birth
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:57, archived)
# aw
don't be nasty
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:58, archived)
# show me
the nasty... that was humour, my dear crustaceon
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:58, archived)
# cock off.
have i got this right yet?
(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:59, archived)
# I think so
twatmangle
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:59, archived)
# god!
shite nozzle flangepiss this is fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:03, archived)
# ah
clearly my mind has been addled by all the adding up on numbers that I've been doing today

fluffiness taken :o)
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:00, archived)
# maybe later
I have very important things to do
(tom the astronaut, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:59, archived)
# like shaving your legs?
why is it good for you anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:00, archived)
# Good for charity?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:01, archived)
# mindpiss
(~Sunny~, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:01, archived)
# Aids circualtion
(I helped save b3ta! The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:01, archived)
# does it?
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:02, archived)
# nah,
just clever marketing to sell more epiladys'./

ALoo my son.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:03, archived)
# ello
server will be up tomorrow :-)
& emails live
will have it as the hold page but can start on backend then - woo
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:05, archived)
# fucking
rock god so you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:07, archived)
# I don't want to circulate Aids
I'd rather avoid it altogether
(~Sunny~, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:04, archived)
# like shaving your legs?
(~Sunny~, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:00, archived)
# russ abbott (prime minister from 1967 to 1973) and elvis costello (poet, died in 198--something)
abbott and costello were a pair of celebrity chefs in america in the 1950s/60s.
(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:58, archived)
# who's on first?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:59, archived)
# ...was just one of elvis costello's poems.
"who's on first?
no, who's on second"

beautiful.
(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:01, archived)
# thankyou
i owe you mucho respect and love. let me bow before your feet.
(tom the astronaut, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:00, archived)
# what time
will his feet be bowing?

don't believe his lies...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:01, archived)
# just about now
as i go to get my dinner in the canteen.
(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:02, archived)
# blurry.
but cool.
(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:57, archived)
# I feel blurry
yet uncool.

How are you? :)
(Smudger, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:01, archived)
# For some reason my wife won't go shopping with me anymore ...
cfb
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:51, archived)
# That's bloody fab that is.


I'm sure with all that fruit armour you'll do just fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:52, archived)
# a fruit of armour
even .. ?

(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:09, archived)
# hahahhaah!
doom tastic man.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:52, archived)
# wooooo
that's class
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:52, archived)
# haha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:52, archived)
# I had a dream like that once.
and it was very scary
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:53, archived)
# me too
except my one had sea turtles in it
(tom the astronaut, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:54, archived)
# Supertastic!
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:53, archived)
# what would happen if someone printed a version of the doom bottom-of-screen bit
and stuck a copy to each side of a long thing rectangle of cardboard hung round their neck and walked around for the day, oft times weilding any nearby object in such a fashion as would be expected?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:54, archived)
# They'd be arrested
for Doom mongering ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:55, archived)
# arf!
(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:57, archived)
# pretty soon
I'd be entering their details into the community mental health inpatient database, probably
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:55, archived)
# oh yes.
oh yes indeed.
(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:55, archived)
# Woo to that!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:57, archived)
# HAHA!
Brilliant. I've not seen that done before
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:59, archived)
# I started a new class today.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:50, archived)
# arrrrrrrrgh
remind me of the two years i had to waste in gcse electronics, why don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:51, archived)
# ok
hey, remember those two years you had to waste in gcse electronics?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:52, archived)
# He really did waste those two years in GCSE electronics
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:55, archived)
# didnt
we all?

although i got some fun from winding up my angry electronics teacher
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
That be an awful joke.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:52, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Fantastic! Can I join?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:52, archived)
# lovely.
she should have an eyepatch though.
(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:53, archived)
# my auntie beryl
has an eyepatch
(tom the astronaut, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:55, archived)
# lies
all lies
(~Sunny~, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:59, archived)
# I love old ladies
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:55, archived)
# Yay for random Physics!


/tenuous
(Orwellian Trash, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:17, archived)
# That's maths.
Not Physics.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:23, archived)
# hello
(chossy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:49, archived)
# gerwhurrr
arrrarghhh
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:50, archived)
# yay
lovely
(tom the astronaut, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:50, archived)
# KILL IT
urgh@!
(-Ironic Ferret-, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:59, archived)
# my dog DJ Jack.
Click below for Flash

Jack

It's his real voice BTW.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:49, archived)
# you remind me of original JEFF, but less malignant.
lovely dj dog too!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:51, archived)
# I've seen posts in the archive regarding this 'jeff' for which you speak.
I hope I may one day be half the man.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:55, archived)
# How
rare!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:53, archived)
# I'd get some flea powder
your dog seems to be scratchin'

BTW Woo and Yay
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:54, archived)
# thats fantastic
two things, first, send it to Rob for the newsletter, its short sweet ande infectious.
two, idf you export to a lower mono setting and put jpeg quality at 0 it will be almost exactly the same but a third of the size (not that its big)

most woo. If I may, I will encode that as a short for www.palmpixels.com ?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:55, archived)
# I'll work on that right now.
I was focused TOTALLY on finishing it, not optimization.
Thanks for the tips.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:57, archived)
# can you do me a favour?
if I can have it for palmpixels - could you export it to quicktime (use flash 5 settings in publishing and then export to QT) ?

otherwise its a real weirdness for me to import your swf and then export blah di bla, also, check the front page of arthur and see the new flash m3tatween idea were doing, mail me if you want to take part. nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:01, archived)
# I can't quite figure out how to export the QuickTime file and have it play correctly.
Sorry. First time I've ever messed with that process. I'll get it right tonight.
I'd love to be a part of the m3tatween thing.
I can't find your email address, so here is mine: geoff AT substanceoverform DOT com.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Craig Charles Hawtrey
(I helped save b3ta! Mungbean Man the cheap alternative, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:47, archived)
# If I knew who either of those two people were
it would seem much funnier to my poor confused brain
(tom the astronaut, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:48, archived)
# Red Dwarf and Carry on Films
I'm hazarding a guess that you're really young?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:49, archived)
# yes. very
i never was a fan of red dwarf. I've only seen it once
(tom the astronaut, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:51, archived)
# What's with the name change?
Inciting people on b3ta to shave their legs? lol
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:52, archived)
#
craig charles (l) = lister in red dwarf, the guy who used to host robot wars and who does now host takeshi's castle

charles hawtrey (r) = the "mister puniverse" looking bloke from the carry on films

(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:50, archived)
# WTF? Craig Charles doing Takeshi's Castle ?
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:53, archived)
# Yes , yes, yes!
And it's class viewing! I love it!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:55, archived)
# yup
he comentates on it.. it's class
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:55, archived)
# ye gods, man
I don't ever watch tv, and even I knew that
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:56, archived)
# I watch the original Japanese version.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 19:04, archived)
# Craig Charles == Lister in Red Dwarf
Charles Hawtree was the wimpy one in the Carry On films.

Sheesh, you people have no culture.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:50, archived)
# i'm only 17
but now everyone has mentioned robot wars he does seem to ring a bell
and yes, I am a reformed couch potato
Now I'm a web potato
(tom the astronaut, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:53, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:49, archived)
# the road to hell
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:46, archived)
# should it not say
"good intentions"?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:46, archived)
# only
on the roadway
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:51, archived)
# well, they put signs up about loose chippings
and they're only on the road surface.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:52, archived)
# ah
but those signs aren't usually permanent
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:54, archived)
# hmm
interesting
and strangely it makes me want to wank
(tom the astronaut, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:47, archived)
# why would
you say that to someone? would you say that to some stranger in the street? to your grandmother, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:49, archived)
# No I'd say
"wank it faster Granny" to my grandma
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:50, archived)
# this is b3ta after all
the word 'wank' pops up for no apparent reason
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:56, archived)
# yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 18:51, archived)

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