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Ahmed wasn't the smartest tool in the Al-Quada toolbox

"Ahmed! Go forth and wage terror on Turkey!"

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COCKLES, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)

turkey's

are dry and not very tasty, unlike your lovely pic.

(fuztownsend, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)

only if cooked

badly

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Darkedge, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)

im cooking

a monster turkey this crimbo, it always turns dry...boo hoo

(fuztownsend, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)

why not try boiling it?

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Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)

i would

need a bloomin cauldren to boil this bugger, i think the wife has one stashed somewhere....

(fuztownsend, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)

Hahahahaha

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)

baste LOTS

and I'm sure there are other things to help too

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Darkedge, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:32, archived)

Cranberry sauce

and gravy

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Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)

mmmmmmmmmm

Want roast now

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)

www.rickrodgers.com/recipes/turkey.html

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:33, archived)

thank you

very very much.
you are all to nice,
that bible bashing wankblanket isnt about today i hope

(fuztownsend, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)

mmm... turkey

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)

Bad timing?

Or indeed good timing? I just heard the news, and somehow, I just can't get myself to laugh about that right this moment.
/fluffyness

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xandmi, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)

what has happened?

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:32, archived)

They just bombed the British consulate in Istanbul.

And the HSBC in Istanbul. And a shopping centre.

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xandmi, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:33, archived)

they should change their name back

to Constantinople. That'll at least confuse them for a bit.

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Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)

Constantinople is a very long word

if you can't spell it
you're a dunce.

*FACT* (/scarred for life by children's riddle)

(Bob Hopelessness, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)

_fuck

I remember the kid in the row behind me at Saturday morning cinema asking me that in ooh err 1965, scarred me too

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lord bofingham, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)

not constantinople?

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munkt0n, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)

blimey.

that's what you get for watching channel 4 all morning.

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)

yes, but think of the benefits

Zoorraaaaa...

/angelic music

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Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)

this

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/3222608.stm

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cow23, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)

harsh

very harsh

(fuztownsend, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)

Six bloody Nil.

This is about football. Sorry.

(wingnutkj, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)

Down with this sort of thing!

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)

yay

father ted!
the complete dvd boxset available now

edit: sorry bout the tj

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the nugga says please and thank you, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)

That's the wife's Christams present sorted!

I always get her things I would like. She got 'The Getaway' last year.

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)

you old romantic

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Pootle, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)

calvin klein for men

- the missus never seems to like it

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the nugga says please and thank you, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)

Can I be your wife too?

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Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)

If you like...

Are you willing to take it up the arse? I always regret not asking that before I tied the knot.

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)

I can just imagine your wedding

"Mrs sick_boy, do you promise to honour & obey him, in sickness & in health, & take it up the Gary as required?"

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)

That's love, that is.

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Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)

hahahahaha

I still love those little efforts!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)

Arf!

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)

careful now!

(Bob Hopelessness, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)

"Are you looking at my bra?"

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)

yes.

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the nugga says please and thank you, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)

Arent you thinking of

The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer
Rather than Father ted ?

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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)

Yeah

but still, Smell Of deserves a mentioning every so often

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:32, archived)

stop it.

i may cry.

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null and void, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)

I still am crying...

...and my drunkeness is now giving way to hangover.

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)

it's always nice

when "woeful" is used to describe a team that isn't huddersfield town

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new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)

Outclassed works too

EDIT:
as does;
Humped
Done Over
Buggered
Fucked.
Humiliated
tea-bagged
Daddied
Spanked
belittled
anally raped
and so many more

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)

haha!

well, that cheered me up a bit.... for some strange reason.

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null and void, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)

It's catharsis

I had to do it.

I held a door open for a group of Dutch fans on Saturday. They thanked me. There were six of them. I feel used.

(wingnutkj, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)

you see

that's the sort of omen you should pay attention to...

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new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)

What did you expect though

Scotland arent a very good side.

You should have played them at Rugby.

Or Caber tossing

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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)

Curling

We're crap at rugby as well. I blame our violent natures - we got one week of it at school and they stopped it because of all the grudges being settled via headstamping.

(I should probably clarify that that I am Scottish at some point in this thread)

Edit: I spafed it up.

(wingnutkj, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)

and an

inability to penalty kick for shit.

Any other sort of kicking, on the other hand...

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Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)

You might be

Crap at Rugby, but the Dutch are crapper surely ?

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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)

i was talking about this with my brother

bertie vogts looks like a woman. i reckon that's really mrs vogts.

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new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)

Ha ha ha

I have to say I fucking creased up when the Dutch sang Auld Lang Syne!

I really hope I spelt that right, but I bet I haven't...

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)

so wales lost then did they?

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munkt0n, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)

who?

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)

no idea

we are talking about some kind of sport arent we?

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munkt0n, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:09, archived)

hehe

what's this about Farscape?

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Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:11, archived)

There's gonna be a 4 hour mini sieries

to finish up the story apparently.
www.watchfarscape.com/news/article.php?newsid=463

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:12, archived)

Are they making more?

I though they cancelled Star-Trek-Does-Muppets for good?

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:12, archived)

Arf

GC?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:13, archived)

Hahahahah

" Some experts estimate one in seven Russians is an alcoholic."

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:15, archived)

I don't think...

...I could down a beaker of vodka for breakfast.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)

farscape was ace

it took me a while to get over the muppets, but once I'd managed that I found that the storylines were blinding.

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Pootle, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)

Don't get me wrong...

....I enjoyed it once I had got my head around the concept of inter-race breeding (like beastiality I think). The last episode where they killed them off was a blinder. How are they going to reverse that?

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)

they'll probably use the old Virtual Reality excuse

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)

Naaaah

Just before they gots shot the alien dude flying the thing that shot them said something about "aquiring samples" or something, so my money's on it being some kind of teleporty thing instead.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)

samples?

potentiality for cloning perhaps?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)

They've done

a clone story line.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)

I liked that clone story

because of the fact there want an original and a copy, they were both original, makes a nice change.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)

Maybe

Whatever happens, I'm sure it'll turn out alright, their other cliffhangers always ended alright (except for the season2/3 "oh the doctor thing aint realy dead" one, but i try to over look that)

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)

So they did,

so they did.
I want that Big blue bald woman back, she graped my squildo.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)

If my memory serves me well, the exact phrase used was

"Disable targets for acqusition"

(Prof_Frink has remembered his username, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)

"and it was all a dream" for sci fi

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Pootle, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)

i was about to make a pithy comment

but then i realised i was thinking of that andromeda thing with hercules in.

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new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)

I still watch that as well

I like sci-fi, if it's got spaceships in, it has to be pretty lame before I stop watching it.

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Pootle, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)

same here.

give me a show with spaceships, big bangs and norks and I'm hooked.

What happened to 'Lexx'?

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Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)

It's burning in the fires of hell i hope

i mean, if you're gonna do a show that's basically about some woman with norks and pretend it's a scifi show, you could atleast try and put some story into it

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)

Are you saying

there's no room for a Barbarella TV series?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:32, archived)

That's different though

I've never seen anyone try to pretend that's serious scifi. Plus it didnt have that wanky dead bloke who couldn't act for toffee in it

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)

I wonder if I could

sell the idea of an animated Barbarella series.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)

That's television gold that is!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)

Almost as good as my

animated Goodies idea.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)

Hercules In Space, good concept, crap show

Now there's a show I'd like to see

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)

oh yes please

go space jesus!

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new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)

think of the merchandising!

*eyes glaze over

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Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)

Fantastic,

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)

I always thought it more as

Buck Rogers does Fraggle Rock

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Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:15, archived)

Hahahahaha

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)

Yeah

I thought that too

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christhebarker, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)

yay!

not sure why but i find that incredibly amusing!

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sunny_jimbob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:13, archived)

Yay!

For new Farscape!
Hopefully with more lines like 'I can manually prime the cannon'...

(Prof_Frink has remembered his username, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)

It's a bit like russian roulette....

...if you can't count.

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account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:00, archived)

How lovely

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:02, archived)

ooooh

That's nice

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:03, archived)

derren brown

will be dressing up as a ladybird now...

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the nugga says please and thank you, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:05, archived)

I can only dream...

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:07, archived)

is this a

weird kinky thing of yours?

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Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:07, archived)

maybe

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:08, archived)

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Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:10, archived)

that must be a

pain in the arse

What do you do when you want to take a pee?

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the nugga says please and thank you, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:08, archived)

I like things

with domino in the name...

(dominocat opinions only valid until, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:08, archived)

there was

a bond girl called domino
wasn't there?

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the nugga says please and thank you, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:09, archived)

Yes - in Thunderball, I believe.

Later remade awfully as Never Say Never Again with a rather decrepit Sean Connery having an extremely unlikely/unpleasant coupling with Kim Basinger.

Rowan Atkinson turned up in it too.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:13, archived)

and

a horse.

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the nugga says please and thank you, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)

Well at least they were dressed for the occasion...

Was tidying my desk... it's amazing what falls out of your keyboard when you give it an upended shake!

(garfi3ld, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:59, archived)

Arf!

I found a panda in mine

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:01, archived)

ha ha

what are they playing?

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:06, archived)

Down down deeper and down

!!!!

(garfi3ld, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:07, archived)

bohemian rhapsody

or...lady in red

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the nugga says please and thank you, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:07, archived)

about

two years worth of sandwich crumbs!!

(fuztownsend, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:07, archived)

hmmmm sounds like there could be some mileage

in emptying keyboard gifs...

(garfi3ld, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:10, archived)

Not really the interweb, I know but...

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:52, archived)

Arf!

That works on so many levels!

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:54, archived)

Unlike

the lift in our office....

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christhebarker, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:56, archived)

funnily enough

our lift is fucked too
EDIT:
You don't work in the same building as me do you?

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:59, archived)

if you both worked on the ground floor

like what i do, then you'd not have to worry about it...

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new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:02, archived)

if we used the stairs...

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christhebarker, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:06, archived)

or if they

weren't such lazy fucks and used the stairs once in a while

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butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:06, archived)

see above

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christhebarker, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:07, archived)

I do use the stairs

The lift isn't working!

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:11, archived)

I actually work on the ground floor

I don't know why I mentioned the lift...

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christhebarker, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:13, archived)

i've never been in our lift

seems pointless as we've only got a ground and first floor. maybe they were expecting really fat, lazy people to work here. oh, right...

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new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)

LAMO!!!!

heh

(garfi3ld, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:58, archived)

superb!

One of my mates is his great great (possibly more greats, maybe less) Nephew
FACT!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:02, archived)

Morning!

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:48, archived)

Yay!!

Did you get me email last night?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)

Hang on ...... haven't checked my mail

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:08, archived)

Yes

Fantastic! Have replied.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:13, archived)

Splendid,

I look forward to reading your reply.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)

thats

all well and good at full speed...but start to slow down and its burnt elderly nads....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:51, archived)

I don't know

about that. He must have incredible upper body strength to hold himself in that position at speed.

I'm sure he could hold himself out of the way until the afterburner has cooled down a little.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:56, archived)

Hee hee

That's just smashing!

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:52, archived)

Ha ha ha

Great hair flappage!

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:52, archived)

Fantastic

not sure what the old ladies at Oxfam will say though

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:53, archived)

Nor me,

but I bet it'll start with "Ooooohhh..." and some tutting.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:54, archived)

"back in my day all we had to eat was

raw potatoes and soil, and we never had any of these newfangled zimmer frames, old people were dragged along by horse and cart...int that right Ada?"

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:56, archived)

nah, round here at least

they wouldn't discuss it at all, they'd just say 'race ya'. they frighten me just on them scooter things, stuff nitro powered trolleys!

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sunny_jimbob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:59, archived)

wheeeeeeeeee!

look at him go!

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:56, archived)

cfb

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new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:48, archived)

Hahahahaha

comedy seventies secret agents with holes cut in newspaper are the best!

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)

hahaha

Xtreem Spying RoolZ!!!1!1

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Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:52, archived)

the changing face of michael jackson

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limpfish, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:47, archived)

haha

yeah it's true

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:48, archived)

Morph it

Morph it hard!

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:48, archived)

hahahaha

*hits floor*
hahahahaha

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:48, archived)

haha!

it works on so many levels.. :)
enticing kiddies with song and then taking them against their will. eep!

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spatuluk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:48, archived)

Is that last one

Sid James and Richard O'Brien's lovechild?

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dirty barry, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:48, archived)

ahahahahahaha

*breathe* ahahahahaha

he's so eeevil

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)

hohoho

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new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:51, archived)

*sob, sob, sob*

take him away...mummy....

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:52, archived)

that

child catcher should so hae been in channel fours 100 scariest moments
i shit my pants when i was youneger

(BigBobbyh, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)

how much younger?

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:57, archived)

was

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christhebarker, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:57, archived)

i think he was..

or maybe it was a scary dream i had.

edit: yup, 37th scariest

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spatuluk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:58, archived)

Ice cream... cherry pie... all free today

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butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:05, archived)

I like that

a lot

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:09, archived)

that

is very clever...

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)

that is fucking brilliant

tag it hard.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)

Morning All

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:38, archived)

oooooh what a purdy flower!

Woo!

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Danblez, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:39, archived)

Tart!

Slut!
Harlot!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:40, archived)

sounds like a good night out

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new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:48, archived)

Woo.

Mornin' all

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:42, archived)

well helloooooooooo

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:43, archived)

Morning.

Lovely flowermenco dancer!

Have a cat with a rat.

(Indole Ring, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:44, archived)

Phooarrrr

Yay!

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:45, archived)

I would

But I'd use protection: anti-histamine tablets
Woo yay!

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:48, archived)

haha !

yay !

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Tedmus, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)

Kniphofia

*gasp* do more do more!!!! :D

(allergic to curry, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:57, archived)

That's a very nice

Hibiscus you've got there :D

/nerd

(allergic to curry, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:56, archived)

Oh for Christ's sake, not now....

"Errrr...how lovely. Come this way Mr Bush. Yes..Quickly"

SFW?

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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:38, archived)

Arf

naughty

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:39, archived)

ha ha

(Tesla, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:40, archived)

Heheheheheahahah

Thats wooyay!

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Danblez, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:40, archived)

whahey!

like it.

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:41, archived)

that what she meant by a anus horribilus ?

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:41, archived)

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beaubodor blogless, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:42, archived)

hahahaha

filthy

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:42, archived)

Hahahahah

Took me ages to spot them

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:42, archived)

That

was class .

(Alienboy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:44, archived)

Subtlety lives!

that's immense. Woo yay houpla!

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:46, archived)

ha ha

is that...

prince william...?

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:47, archived)

hahaha

fabtumastic

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:47, archived)

joke:

George Bush met The Queen, and he turns round and says: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how my country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom" The Queen replies "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King." George thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?", to which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince ". Bush thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?" The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies " Look Bush, to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor." Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country".

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christhebarker, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/2362239

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)

Har

!!!

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)

For services to pretending to trapped in a box...

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:37, archived)

Nice swearing.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:37, archived)

hahaha

very woo

you protesting today?

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rosey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:38, archived)

when and where is it?

I may protest in my lunch hour in a very un-radical fashion.

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:39, archived)

i think it starts at 2pm around euston (check the stop war website)

and finishes at 7pm in trafalgar square

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rosey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:42, archived)

Probably not protesting, i'm afraid -

though we are doing the pub tonight afterwards. That's my dedication to the cause. And, should I see George W Bush in the pub tonight, I'll throw up all over him. Will you be joining us?

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:40, archived)

i'm going down after work for the protest,

but can't make the pubbage unfortunately... have a good time...

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rosey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:41, archived)

Pah!

We may catch you for the tail end of it. I'm meeting the Kitten after work - venue to be decided - so we'll be there about 5.30.

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:46, archived)

I do love the concept...

....of office-hour-friendly protesting. It sends out a very liberal message.

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:47, archived)

Hahahahahaha

Mimes are all bastards!

six fucking nil.....

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:38, archived)

nice one

and that's some real professional swearing.

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new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:57, archived)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:02, archived)

Shirley

you mean Pierrot?
;)

Or is that part of the joke..?

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:15, archived)

Quick and Dirty...

Fluffy? Is there something you want to tell me? Have you been talking to any strangers recently?

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Station, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:34, archived)

"Are you sure that's what he looked like?"

"Yes officer, that's the man."

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:35, archived)

that is blimmin disturbing...

TJ: Has anyone got the popbitch newsletter today? Could you email me a copy (addy in profile) Ta.

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rosey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:36, archived)

sssshhh

don't say that word! i've not got it yet either.

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new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:58, archived)

"Now that's NOT magic."

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:31, archived)

knew his nose was falling off but suffering with paul daniels of the frontal lobe is just one problem too many...

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:33, archived)

it could be worse

reposty

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spatuluk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:46, archived)

a repost excuse

never reposted anything before. sorry.

(speckled light malt vinegar, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)

ooh

that was my first repost too! it feels like I've joined a club for special people. err.. or something

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spatuluk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:52, archived)

I feel dirty.....

like I've soiled some sacred pants.
I'll not be doing that again....today.

(speckled light malt vinegar, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:54, archived)

The

early flights of gemini suffered many problems during reentry...mainly due to earth not being as blue as they believed...

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:30, archived)

hehehehe

nice :)

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chilledunit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:33, archived)

haha!

Took me a second, but then it is early ;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:34, archived)

ooooh

subtle. morning chumps.

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new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:35, archived)

thats no earth...

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:35, archived)

woo!

That's fantastic. Here, have a box of ferrero rocher:

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CowJam, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:39, archived)

why emperor

with these deathstars you are really spoiling us!

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spatuluk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)

hope its not glasscock

www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_839950.html

greedy little sods

mornin all

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:30, archived)

they always want more don't they!?

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Sixola, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:33, archived)

So that's what the Manics were banging on about

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:23, archived)

Arf!

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:24, archived)

ha ha ha

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:24, archived)

Saw your 2 lolly

toons last night mate, very woosome!

EDIT: Can someone explain the bike? I ain't a manic's fan which prob don't help... : )

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:30, archived)

They did a song

called Motorcycle Emptiness.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:36, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

That is superb! I never could get that line.

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:25, archived)

Nor could I

but I just assumed it was totally meaningless...

Nice pic, btw

morning all

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:29, archived)

Ha ha ha

What's a lonely neon look like?

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butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:29, archived)

Six fucking nil

I'm not up with the latest jive & I would prefer you to explain the origin instead of me scrolling for it.

(ApertureJam, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:21, archived)

www.bbc.co.uk/sport

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:22, archived)

watermelon off

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:22, archived)

Rugby paintmash

news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/crayon_game/3222546.stm

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:25, archived)

arf!

They are just encouraging us.

I think I am still drunk

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:27, archived)

Thank god - I thought it was just me

Spent about £100 on cuba libra, margareta & mojitos last night

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:29, archived)

I discovered caiperinos (spelling?)

recently. It is a super way to drink fantastic amounts of vodka without tasting it.

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:31, archived)

is that the brazillian stuff

with prawn juice in it?

the guys who invented that were, i think, trying to obtain a literal implementation of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

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chilledunit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:38, archived)

Yeah,

Though prawn juice? I just had vodka, ice, limes and sugar.

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:40, archived)

someone once tried to convince me it contained some sort of prawn extract

i was quite drunk though, and they may have just been telling me they liked my shirt.

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chilledunit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:44, archived)

Oooooh

Nice shirt!

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:47, archived)

Lazy boy.

Scotland got beat 6-0 in the football last night.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:22, archived)

by orange cranberry

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:23, archived)

blooming land reclaimers

Grrr

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:29, archived)

yay

for 6-0!

now if only those bastards could've done that on saturday...

(radja, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:33, archived)

cranberry

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:35, archived)

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stup0t, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:23, archived)

Not the 'best' slogan ever...

I saw this on my way to work yesterday and thought It would go nicely here.

(this isn't photo manipulation, btw)

(Heresy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:20, archived)

Who has too much time?

I was shown this brilliant game today, it starts off very tedious but it just keeps getting better. (cept for level 4)
Logan's Mysteries of Time And Space game

And it will resime from the start of the level as long as its cached... When you return to the site

(ApertureJam, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:15, archived)

six nil

six fucking nil

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:15, archived)

Ha ha ha

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:17, archived)

My Grandmother was from Chorley...

...and my Son is a cockney...

GO ENGLAND!

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:20, archived)

Glory supporter!

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:39, archived)

you better adam and eve it!

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:40, archived)

ha ha!

/Nelson

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:18, archived)

Morning!

How come your not on a bus/train/in a car down here? Or are you?

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:19, archived)

I can't make it.

As explained in the scheduler, I have an interview with a pub co. Yes, my socialist principles go out the window for people who want to give me a pub. I might see you in Brighton on the 6th though.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:21, archived)

oh, i see.

so, we're not good enough for you with our pearly suits and pie and mash then, are we?

*pouts*

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:29, archived)

According to my mum

you won't be happy to see me this morning.
Sorry.

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butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:20, archived)

Oh dear...

...did she tell you about our little arrangement?

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:23, archived)

Yes,

you home-wrecking bastard.

she's the dutch half of my parents, my dad didn't like her yesterday either.

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butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:28, archived)

Bless

I can't bring myself to dislike the Dutch. They are all super nice people in my experience.

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:33, archived)

We've just got good PR

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butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:38, archived)

Packed Rizzlas?

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:41, archived)

and lots of porn & drugs

this xenophobic stereotyping has been bought to you courtesy of the Daily Mail

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:41, archived)

All my family

smack addled prostitutes

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butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)

it really is

quite funny

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Lora, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:21, archived)

YOU!

It's you speading this awful southern disease isn't it? ;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:22, archived)

umm no

we got it from dirty Manchester air. Or just dirty Mancunians, HINT.

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Lora, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:26, archived)

Actually, I blame the vegan cheese.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:29, archived)

yes, that'd explain it

given the amount of the stuff in my chuffing coffee!

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sunny_jimbob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)

What's happened?

Is it some sort of popular sporting event?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:22, archived)

popular?

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:24, archived)

Yes,

popular sporting event.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:29, archived)

Scotland getting trounced is only popular south of the border

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:30, archived)

I'm assuming

its football related.
By not caring I can't get all upset and emotional about it.
Its only a silly game anyway.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:31, archived)

I'm with you on this one

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:33, archived)

page not found.

pop-up hell.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:16, archived)

With time, the webspace moved on?

Your linky doesn't work for me.

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xandmi, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:16, archived)

Tom Sneddon says

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/showbiz/3222514.stm

"I can assure you that within a very short period of time, multiple counts will be filed--
and I don't agwee with that in the workplace"

/the office

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MartinH, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 9:21, archived)

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