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# Anyone got a dictionary?
hmmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:34, archived)
# errr..
Stun?

Cuts?

Nuts?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:35, archived)
# smart-arse
;)
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:37, archived)
# CRANBERRY
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Hmm,
apparently not...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:38, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenous bug-blatter beast, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:36, archived)
# talking of fanny
have a repost.
(BadgerPirate, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Well,
I've never heard it called that before.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:37, archived)
# hehheheheeee
CNUTS
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Sloblock!
www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits3/fal0153.htm
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Couldn't resist...


Inspiration
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:31, archived)
# where did you get that picture?
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:32, archived)
# I googled for the expression
"Bush is another word for c u n t" and then edited it
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:33, archived)
# And, at the risk of blandwagoning
Original source image page-a-ma-jig
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:36, archived)
# That's my ex-girlfriend
!
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:39, archived)
# ooh look,
a picture with five tits in it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:32, archived)
# That's not very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:33, archived)
# But it's funny
and probably true
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:34, archived)
# Am I
wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:34, archived)
# The bloke at the back on the right
will NEVER have sex with anyone. Not even me.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:33, archived)
# I'll bet he's the sort of
person who says's "I think you'll find" in arguments.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:34, archived)
# whilst
stroking his beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:34, archived)
# BASTARD!
He probably has a small book of poetry tucked into his back pocket.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:37, archived)
# And more porn than you could
shake your stick at.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:38, archived)
# Oh yeah,
he's all quasi-interlectual through the day, but whenhe gets home at night he wanks like monkey in heat.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Just like you
then
(Harry, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:50, archived)
# wait, yes....
he's got a beard
look, they got the wro....

*gets hastily murdered with a big axe*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Its not
a proper beard though, it's right on the edge of his chin.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:39, archived)
# arguments...
...about Terry Pratchet books and Star Trek no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:35, archived)
# I think you'll find
there is no comparision twixt the two.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:38, archived)
# I'll think you'll find...
...there is
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Technically,
they cannot be compared.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Technically, I think you'll find...
...that they share the same fan-base....actually.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:42, archived)
# As a matter of fact,
they don't, according to the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:43, archived)
# hahahaha
*points*

You said twixtt!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:39, archived)
# I think you'll find
that sort of rash generalisation will get you nowhere in todays modern world.

or some such...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:35, archived)
# I think I know one of them
"Technically..." is another favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:37, archived)
# hahahahaha
*squints*


WAIT A MINUTE THAT'S ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:34, archived)
# I wasn't going to say anything
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:35, archived)
# *shakes fist*
WHY YOU LITTLE..!

*benny hill chase begins again*
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Ha h ha!
/hoikes skirts and tootles off.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:39, archived)
# ding dong
i say m'dear, hello, what lovely norks you have

[edit] i bet you had fun 'shopping over those norks
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
orks!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:33, archived)
# tits
are great. That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:34, archived)
# you ain't seen nothing yet...
you ain't seen nothing yet...
(cheesepump, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:29, archived)
# me me!
put me on the list!
I have a beard!
and don't forget mystery bob, my beard-sister!

edit: no? fine.

one hundred and EIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:30, archived)
# hahahahahaha
ahahahahahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:32, archived)
# Actually...
...I've already been done.

b3ta.com/board/2495696
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:34, archived)
# curse you
beard sister.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Don't forget
Gloria Hunniford.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Cor.
*fwap fwap fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:32, archived)
# Yeah i'm with you there.
Why can i not find any Gloria Hunniford fakes on the net?

No taste, i tell you, the youth of today.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:33, archived)
# the last one is subtle but good,
wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Oi
Where's Rolf Harris?
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:31, archived)
# In my attic
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:32, archived)
# ROLF
LOL! ROLF!
(I helped save b3ta! ScintillateRich, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:34, archived)
# Shh!
He'll hear you!
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:36, archived)
# The truth uncovered


for full party guests!
(e.o.t.m.c., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:29, archived)
# When Santa comes in Argentina.......
(barnab3tan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:24, archived)
# evenin' board!
ooh-err
edit:- it's a bitmat for fuck's sake, make it a JPEG!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:27, archived)
# hooray!
we have even ning!

but we will need more tommorow
(1, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:27, archived)
# muh?
nice pixie boots, though.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:27, archived)
# but he'd
just snort all the snow and shoot at everyone
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:27, archived)
# ...
When Santa comes in Argentina.....

...The Belgrano....

...Dead Seamen...

There has to be a joke in there somewhere?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:28, archived)
# S'big
Don't care. Made meself laugh first time I viewed it. Feel the power of Brian.

Edit: Diddified for dialer uppers. Linkoid
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:24, archived)
# hahaaha
fantabulousness
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:25, archived)
# nice head poppage!
file's a bit big though...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:25, archived)
# Sorry to the dialler uppers
But I wanted to keep the burstage as big as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:28, archived)
# you could
post a smaller one and make this one a linky (to an even bigger one if you wanted) for the dialuppers
and even if you're not going to do that, the least you could do for them is so remove the ?= stuff after the .gif in the URL so it will cache properly for them, otherwise it'll watermelon 'em over as long as it's on the board, and your ace pic won't be harmed in any way at all
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Didn't know about that,
thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:43, archived)
# I really liked the end bit...
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:25, archived)
# Why sir that is enormous
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:25, archived)
# I've got a bigger one you can have
I'll bring my own butter
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:27, archived)
# I can't believe it's nut butter.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:27, archived)
# *snarf*
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:28, archived)
# I dislike you
almost as much as the regular expression filth parser, you cranberry
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Mop my jizz
floor-monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:31, archived)
# Why should I?
Your mother's already licking it up, with Santa giving her a good one up the arse. And she loves it.
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:36, archived)
# It's a shame
the "brain" frame isn't there for longer. Really well done.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:29, archived)
# woo!
quality splattage there.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Woo yay to the pic
Did anyone do a drive-by shouting for the gangster challenge? I had the idea but not the ability. Thought someone would've prolly b3tan me to it anyway, but I didnt see one...
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:39, archived)
# I can't see the resemblance
(Cockfosters!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:23, archived)
# newsround sucks
(1, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:24, archived)
# Hurrah for Hussein in a Santa Hat
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:24, archived)
# Why
is he holding up an Xbox? Is it a Santa Present for someone?
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:31, archived)
# Um.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:21, archived)
# heeeeeeeeey
i thought of that
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:22, archived)
# ..
did you make a pic?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:24, archived)
# nope.


i wasnt complaining. just....small minds think alike...
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:28, archived)
# yay
any excuse for a repost
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:24, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Hahahaha.
I like your style.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:24, archived)
# cool.
You have a mullet too then?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:25, archived)
# Yep,
both above and below.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:25, archived)
# GC?
Le Golf
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:19, archived)
# madame
Bah!
(mixtapes, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:22, archived)
# When in doubt,
there is always the proper way of finding out how the public really feels.

(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:15, archived)
# ahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
(1, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:17, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:18, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:18, archived)
# that,
good sir, is fucking brilliant.
i never thought i'd agree with the telegraph
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:21, archived)
# funny
i thought it was a public opinion pole?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:22, archived)
# oh
i thought it was a telegraph pole.
hmmph, still, that's art - open to different interpretations, innit
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:23, archived)
# :p
groan
(I helped save b3ta! Don~Keyotey, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:31, archived)
# you
see? someone got my counter-joke!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Wooo
YAY for talking posts...
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:23, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:24, archived)
# another one for the old (christmas) jokes home
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:14, archived)
# classic,
WOO!

/edit: Threadjack!

Say, for instance, the Devil were to appear on earth in the form of a sheep.
What colour would he be?

Just to show this question has some relevance

Sheep
(Errol, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:16, archived)
# white.
if he was in disguise.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:20, archived)
# violent violet
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:21, archived)
# PURPLE WITH YELLOW SPOTS
(1, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:23, archived)
# he must be pretty old and decrepid by now
so im thinking grey with brown liver spots...
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:26, archived)
# You want an eggshell blue or a minty buff, you do
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:29, archived)
# A minty buff?
Mmm, fresh. That'll be a case for cuntymints!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:35, archived)
# you cant go wrong...
with some red and black
(Javan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:36, archived)
# I thought that
too. But look at this:

Sheep!

It hurts my eyes

/edit: Damn and blast! I've fallen off the page
(Errol, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:39, archived)
# No No No No
It goes like:

DV: I know what you are getting for christmas
Luke: How?
DV: I felt your presence...
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:23, archived)
# does this mean 8 more weeks of winter?
(mixtapes, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:14, archived)
# Sadamm goatse?
yik
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:16, archived)
# just
hussain in a hole.
(mixtapes, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:18, archived)
# no santa hat?
:p
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:20, archived)
# deja vu...
deja vu...
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:22, archived)
# I've heard that
before...
(mixtapes, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:23, archived)
# ah ah ah ahhhh one hundred and FIVE!!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:24, archived)
# oh! now I'VE got a saddam beard!!! AH AH AH AH AHhhhhhhH!!!
*KRAKADOOOOOM!*
one hundred and SIX!!!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:26, archived)
# AH AH AH AHHHH one hundred and SEVEN!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHh



(ad infinitum et nausea)
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:27, archived)
# did you get up at
the krackadoom?

(mixtapes, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:27, archived)
# don't know about that
but I wonder if they had chilli last night
(Symball, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:33, archived)
# What!!
If they did, I didn't feel a thing!

Better check the bedclothes!!
(I helped save b3ta! 4 x 4 Chilli Phil, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Get well soon

Another of my ozzy troll collection
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Did you see the other night
trying to hold the sea by shouting "F uck off!" at it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:14, archived)
#
Yeah, if only King Canute had thought of that one...
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:15, archived)
# silly
knut
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:15, archived)
# yes
it was fantastic.
Almost as good were the Japanese people I saw taking photos at the water's edge in the middle of the night who were apparently taking photos of the wind.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:17, archived)
# Hand phone
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:12, archived)
# handy
(yakmonkey, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:12, archived)
# how handy
edit: mindpeaaaaaaas
(Cockfosters!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:13, archived)
# you are correct sir
(yakmonkey, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Who does he dial when he wanks?
0898 - ??????
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:13, archived)
# WANK IT!
Wank it HARD !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:16, archived)
# God, imagine if he wanked with that hand
and accidently phoned his mum.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:19, archived)
# Is that
some sort of palm pilot?
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Must chaff
and you wouldn't want to accediently phone your mother........
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:13, archived)
# umm
thats a calculator
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:14, archived)
# multi
functional
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:15, archived)
# wheres
the green aand the red buttons then?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:16, archived)
# in his mouth
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:23, archived)
# ooooh
I like that.

Do you have to go to a palm reader for your line rental reading?


(OH MY GOD I"M SO SHIT)
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:15, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:15, archived)
# This been done yet?
Santa...
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:12, archived)
# How about
Santa in a Saddam hat for a change? :-)
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:13, archived)
# saddam has a hat?
(1, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:19, archived)
# A beret
?
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:24, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:13, archived)
# A hundred and two
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Ahem!
That is Sam Torrence in a Santa hat. Not Saddam. You never see them in a room together though.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:14, archived)
# I don't
think we will see him again though...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:15, archived)
# Thats
104 surely
(BitterRob, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:14, archived)
# I cunting hate Santa now.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:14, archived)
# well
then this will cheer you up!

(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:16, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:17, archived)
# HA
I like it.

I don't want Santa to empty his sacks down my chimney though....
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:17, archived)
# Class!
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:18, archived)
# one hundred and FOUR!!!
Ah ah ah etc.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:17, archived)
# Don't have a camera, quickly cobbled this together.


This has been round the corner from my workplace (N. London) for at least a decade! It was removed when the factory changed hands a few years ago - but thankfully it was re-created.
(Johnathan Benton's Quest, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Aaargh!
Look what you people have done to me!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:09, archived)
# hahahahahaa!!!!
i love it
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:10, archived)
# woo
how long did that take?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:10, archived)
# ages
it's hard writing in a straitjacket.
Apparently
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:20, archived)
# took me ages
to set up the padded room and
the straight-jacket for the shoot, a two week project
I think it was
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:10, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:10, archived)
# woo!
can I count that one?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:10, archived)
# what the...
er, woo?

hatstand.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:11, archived)
# hahahahaha
that is brilliant!!!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:11, archived)
# hahahah
ahahahahahaha!

YOU ROCKSTAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:11, archived)
# Yay
and no matter what you lot moan about, bandwagons actually generate more originality than they knock.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:11, archived)
# Its the
backlash that does that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:12, archived)
# I once had a backlash
what a kinky night that was.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:16, archived)
# You lucky
blighter.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:17, archived)
# As I remember
I wasn't lucky. I was apparantly a naughty naughty man.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:20, archived)
# We all learned something
that day.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:15, archived)
# Wasn't that the same day we learnt all about cheese
?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:17, archived)
# I think you might be right.
The fabled glitter cheese of yore.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:18, archived)
# cheese
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Red Leicester. Must have some.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:20, archived)
# To go with your
curly red hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:23, archived)
# Us tall people
can get away with having red hair.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Youve gone insane
and joined the ku klux klan
(Cockfosters!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:12, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:12, archived)
# Very Goodo!
I know how you feel.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:13, archived)
# that is great!
(and doesn't appear to be 'shopped either!)

funny stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:14, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:27, archived)
# haha!
marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:32, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:08, archived)
[challenge entry] when artists lose inspiration
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:08, archived)
# dont you just hate it
when you cant remember where you left your hummus?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Does this count as another Hussein/Santa hat entry?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:09, archived)
# it shows some
imagination so I think it can pass
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:10, archived)
# i think it does
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:10, archived)
# That badger
looks a bit like Saddam
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:12, archived)
# It's the hat
wot does it.

No, Santa has hat. Saddam No hat. But Saddam has hat there ^^ and there vv. AHHHHH! hatnohathatnohathatnohathatnohathatnohathatnohathatnohathatnohathatnohathatnohathatnohathatnohathatnohathatnohathatnohathatnohathatnohathatnohathatnohathatnohathatnohat

heeeeeeeeelp.

I want a bannana.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:28, archived)
# So.....very....true....


/loads gun...
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:09, archived)
# one hundred and THREE!!!
EEH EEEE AH AH ah ah ahhhhh....


*craps in silk pants*
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:10, archived)
# silk?
hm........


besides, there's multiple ones in that picture. count them ALL.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:12, archived)
# Cor.....Thora Hird's Baps!
Baps...
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:07, archived)
# haha
great
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:07, archived)
# Euch.
hehehehe






Still waiting in isketch. anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:08, archived)
# i'd love to
but shockwave has borked on this PC.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:10, archived)
# Curses
just 2 of us there at the mo.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:18, archived)
# E
U
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:09, archived)
# sweet
jayzus I am glad that's not full colour.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:09, archived)
# WOOOOOOOO!
forbidden fruits! unfortunate that they're pear shaped......
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:09, archived)
# I would*
*This is a lie.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:09, archived)
# so is this
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:11, archived)
# *prints out and takes to office toilet*
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:10, archived)
# forbid them!
forbid them hard!
(yakmonkey, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:11, archived)
# you sick, sick ma... oh wait.
(I helped save b3ta! clangers, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:16, archived)
# that
gives me the horn, even more than seeing a dead pope would
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:19, archived)

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