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Cheese!

(Fragger, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:02, archived)

the way it was explained the other day

the Face pics we did appeared inside the mag, not on the cover?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:04, archived)

yes

my internet connection seems to be slower than a slow thing on drugs that make you go very slow indeed

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:05, archived)

Your

connection...

is

it

very

slow?

or

slower

even

than

that?

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:09, archived)

Join the club

Broadband indeed

(Icouldsleepforever, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:09, archived)

yeah but

i'm on dial up

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:10, archived)

yes

i thought that was explained when the challenge was going? i remember reading it at the time anyway

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:06, archived)

Evening all . . .

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:02, archived)

oow

(read backwards for opinion)

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0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:03, archived)

you cheeky

wee skallywag

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:05, archived)

and good evening

to you too

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:08, archived)

yay

goatse junior!

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crouchingbadger, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:09, archived)

If the wind changes

while you're doing that...

erm

it'll be coming from the south-west.

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:14, archived)

A Happy Moment

Penguins, like many other animals, have specific habitation requirements. One of the many problems with penguins, is that their habitational requirements are only met in a relatively small part of the world. Try as they might, penguins will never take over the world. Penguins require large amounts of ice, fish, and cliffs off which they can dive idiotically into large amounts of water. If any of these requirements are not met, the penguin will either die, or go insane and start killing all the penguins in site, before it itself gets taken down by the choppers. The only way that penguins will ever get anywhere is if they steal key components from humans, such as AK-47s and rocket launchers, and so on and so forth. Can you rely on a penguin to build an effective war instrument, torture machine, or a better mousetrap? The penguins can inspire us to do better as a race to keep a few steps ahead of us, but can we ever REALLY rely on them to produce our food, design our computers or clean our washrooms? Must we go on like this? It is suspected that the penguins are purposefully creating a hole in the ozone layer in an attempt to fry us all into little piles of meat, which would make wonderful meals for our dear penguins. Why are we wasting our time finding out about Antarctica? We place valuable scientists at risk in volcanoes every day. Can we trust the penguins with the lives of the elite? I think not. We must burn Antarctica, and burn it well. Then we must assasinate the spies strategiously placed in many of our major cities in zoos.

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:01, archived)

fantastisk!

hahahahahahahaha...

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Kaiser, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:02, archived)

how adorable! woo!

and on that note. good night b3ta, i'm off to take a differential equations exam
*cocks shotgun*

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:02, archived)

eeby jesus

good luck!

remember: d/dx(trousers) = crotch

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_null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:03, archived)

thanks. i may just have to write that on the test and see if anyone notices

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:06, archived)

As miniskirt tends to zero

= headband

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:06, archived)

belt surely?

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:07, archived)

a tiny piece of nylon thread is more likely

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_null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:09, archived)

hahahahahaha

/nerdy guffaw

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_null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:08, archived)

STOP IT

ALL OF YOU

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:10, archived)

What's purple and commutes?

An abelian grape.

/geekiest joke I know

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:15, archived)

There's only ten kinds of people

Those who understand trinary
Those who don't
And those who don't care.

/lab coat

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:18, archived)

ooh no. my IT teacher says

ability X effort = achievment
(high) X (Dire) = moderate

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0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:07, archived)

good luck

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:05, archived)

Good luck

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:05, archived)

bye...

and good luck :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:09, archived)

*bows*

genius

(Icouldsleepforever, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:02, archived)

You're too good to us.

That almost takes me out of my Christmas mood.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:03, archived)

awwwwwww!

That's just so joyous!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:04, archived)

that is very moving

quite lovely!

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freshlegs, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:04, archived)

Yay

he looks like he having so much fun!

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:04, archived)

PIC

woo

ALT
woo yay panowie zapow ni!

it is the simple things in life that give me pleasure.

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:06, archived)

Superb !

... and what an unlikely mode of transportation !
yay

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oCo, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:06, archived)

I pronounce thee the Einstein of animation!

And with that, I'm off to bed - there's no way I'll see anything better than that this evening...

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TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:07, archived)

woo

woo!

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rogan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:08, archived)

yaaaaay!

fabulous :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:10, archived)

aww

that's fantastic!

Chump! with a kite! in striped pyjamas!

I think I may have to kill myself now.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:18, archived)

(pantseatflyer, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:00, archived)

i want one!

i hope you come to a bash in the near future and distribute them. or would it be cheeky to ask?

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freshlegs, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:01, archived)

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_null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:01, archived)

I love you.

If I wasn't set on getting a donkey, I'd want a clone of you.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:02, archived)

Consistency, yes that's what we need,

consistency in madness.

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oCo, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:05, archived)

huzzah!

you fucking fruitcake.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:18, archived)

You'll never

look at breakfast the same again

click image for biggerer

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The Neville What what what, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:59, archived)

how should I look at it then?

disdainfully?

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kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:00, archived)

in a quizzical fashion

as if to say "Hmmm, its a breakfast. How strange..."

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The Neville What what what, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:01, archived)

shouldnt that

be weetabix?

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0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:01, archived)

I think so.

But weetabix has been done... These days you have to find a niche niche... ;)

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:02, archived)

............................

my cats breath smells of cat food.

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0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:05, archived)

That could well be yours ;)

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:11, archived)

Hehehe

nicely done

(Icouldsleepforever, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:01, archived)

roker's a happy one.

(CLICK HERE, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:57, archived)

Uber nifty eh?

*watches back*

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100% kitten better than ever, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:59, archived)

that made me chuckle...

haw and a haw haw..

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:59, archived)

Roker isn't far from me

It's just along the sea front

i don't understand this picture

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:02, archived)

hey

I figured if ne 1 would know it'd be u guys on here. can any body point me to some where that sells "inverted" playing cards? I've seen them around but have no idea where to buy them!

(Resonance, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:56, archived)

Google?

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:56, archived)

tried it. It's leaving me rather empty handed :(

(Resonance, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:57, archived)

I just had a look

I see what you mean!

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:58, archived)

it's a rip off

just buy a normal pack and turn them upside down.

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bananaman, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:57, archived)

lol

I mean inverted colours, so the white area is black and the black suits are white

(Resonance, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:57, archived)

like

black diamonds and red clubs?

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cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:58, archived)

blue moons, green clovers and red balloons.

(yakmonkey, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:02, archived)

they're always after me inverted playing cards.

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cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:03, archived)

luft ballons?

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parsley, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:05, archived)

scan them into a

computer. then invert the coulours while they're still in the scanner, i'tll overwrite them.

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0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:58, archived)

good

idea

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0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:58, archived)

ha ha

I have no idea what he means, but I don't think it's that.

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100% kitten better than ever, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:58, archived)

eh?

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kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:57, archived)

ne 1?

I'm lost for words.

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:57, archived)

W.A.W? Y.P.M.T.S.W.T.S.I.P.C.B?

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DirtyArse, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:58, archived)

Explain...

If only for me ;)

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:00, archived)

OMG LOL WTF

+r4|\|5|_4+3 +|-|!5

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:04, archived)

Exactly

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DirtyArse, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:05, archived)

Getting so old.

so slow and fragile...

meh

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:12, archived)

toy shop

i got some form a toy shop.

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Reverend Dan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:58, archived)

why not

just turn them over?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:58, archived)

I mean the ones that are exactly the same except the white and black areas are reversed. I need soem because I am a pretentious person who can't settle for a normal pack of cards

(Resonance, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:59, archived)

They sound pretty nifty.

I'd buy some!

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:00, archived)

Here:

www.englishpage.com/

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:00, archived)

yeah, funny

/relurks

(Resonance, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:01, archived)

Asked Jeeves

Nothings. Although you can buy the Iraq most wanted cards....sigh

(Icouldsleepforever, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:00, archived)

Are they the special "Hilarious" father christmas edition?

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DirtyArse, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:02, archived)

Yep

and they have beards too

(Icouldsleepforever, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:04, archived)

James Kochalka Suicide

(i.am.jamie, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:46, archived)

spread the love.

yay!

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cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:47, archived)

Man

that is a downer.

And I'm 28 in 75 minutes.

hmm....

eit: yeah - you should only post pics that are your own work. If you are James Kochalka welcome!

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:48, archived)

Happy Birthday

just in case I'm not around in 75 mins

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Goatpod, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:49, archived)

cheers.

*thinks*
*checks profile*

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:57, archived)

ha ha!

you're old!

sorry, dunno why i had to do that :)

/annoyingly annoying

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:49, archived)

Old?

:P

28 isn't old. You'll only realise that when you're 28.

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:57, archived)

meh, well

i'm 22 going on 40 anyway

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:58, archived)

I remember a time...

...when I thought 22 was old. I think I was 16 at the time.

hehehe

"I remember a time..." christ! I *AM* old! ;)

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:01, archived)

agreed

but I turned 28 about three weeks ago and I still haven't done anything significant with my life!

"..but life is catching up
all my mates are growing up
and changing all the world whilst I sleep.."

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:22, archived)

that's a peculiarly green

picture. and, in a less literal sense, sad.

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bananaman, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:49, archived)

thats lovely

did you do it?

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:49, archived)

did you make that?

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Reverend Dan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:49, archived)

isn't the idea

to post your own creations?

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crouchingbadger, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:51, archived)

why dont you

make your own comic and post that?

(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:55, archived)

yay

I like :)

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rogan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:09, archived)

Why oh why

does that just make me laugh like an idiot?

Don't answer that.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:16, archived)

He was grateful for his new christmas present

(flakeygoathairs, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:45, archived)

Yay

that raised a smirk

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Goatpod, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:46, archived)

hahaha

woo :)

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kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:46, archived)

I've seen that before somewhere else

(Fragger, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:47, archived)

the pic?

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kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:48, archived)

Yes, the pic

(Fragger, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:50, archived)

woooooo!

go speed zebra go!

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cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:47, archived)

HAHAHAHA

woo

(zut, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:48, archived)

HELLO THERE

Mr. Weller :D

(Sgt. SmokyFarts, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:49, archived)

Hi there

Been a little busy, with crap

Its...complicated

(zut, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:51, archived)

Sounds like fun

Did you finish that image on Friday?

(Sgt. SmokyFarts, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:57, archived)

Errrm... not yet

Its really daunting to cut out the ribbon without rubbing out any of it.

Ill carry on with it now!

(zut, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:59, archived)

Marvellous

(Icouldsleepforever, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:50, archived)

hurrah

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100% kitten better than ever, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:50, archived)

yay!

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freshlegs, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:54, archived)

I feel sad

but I must report that this isn't an original piece of work...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:57, archived)

yes

it is

(flakeygoathairs, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:58, archived)

well

if you made it a long time ago, then yes it is, but it's been posted here before linked from a "funny pics" site

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:59, archived)

i know

it is a very old pic i have posted it numerous places

(flakeygoathairs, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:01, archived)

WoO!

very cool

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:04, archived)

Guess the b3tan

(smoglane!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:44, archived)

pigeon headed lemur?

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kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:47, archived)

I don't think that's a lemur ...

Not that it's helping to find the b3tan but ...

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oCo, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:50, archived)

looks like some variety

of primate

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kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:51, archived)

80 % gibbon

doesn't really work does it?

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kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:55, archived)

not really ...

20% pigeon doesn't really work either

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oCo, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:56, archived)

hehehe

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cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:56, archived)

it doesn't.

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100% kitten better than ever, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:00, archived)

Monkeon?

Gimme the prize?

(Icouldsleepforever, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:55, archived)

ah yes

that makes an odd b3tan sort of sense

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kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:57, archived)

yes you win

Have some fags

(smoglane!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:06, archived)

you?

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0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:57, archived)

Yummy!!

(Fragger, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:41, archived)

chet!

woo!

(yakmonkey, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:42, archived)

hehe

can I have squirty cream with him?

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Goatpod, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:42, archived)

Brilliant

Yay!

(Just recline and let me service you, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:42, archived)

yummeh

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cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:43, archived)

lovely

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kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:44, archived)

eek

prolly GC but this is interesting, if a bit doubtful
http://www.scotlandonsunday.com/business.cfm?id=1370012003

(Spinkeh, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:44, archived)

I'm assuming it's GC

because it's purple, but I'll look anyways because I don't remember what it's about

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kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:47, archived)

I don't know if it's been on the board

but it was passed around 4rthur this morning

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kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:49, archived)

My, my, my..

She's really spoiling us...

...with mouldy second hand ferrari rockets.

(Sgt. SmokyFarts, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:44, archived)

yay sir.

;)

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:49, archived)

yummy!

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:04, archived)

I've just finished my second flash attempt. I hope you like it!

Click the monkey for flash

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freshlegs, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:39, archived)

that's the best thing ever!

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bananaman, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:42, archived)

ha ha ha

haha!

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freshlegs, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:55, archived)

haha!

very nice.

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cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:42, archived)

yay splendid

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kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:42, archived)

Well that's

rather odd!

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Ratsta, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:43, archived)

That's splendubridous.

All it lacks is donkeys.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:43, archived)

yay, that's lovely

Gibbons are the bestest (after lemurs of course) especially when they smoke Magritte's pipe !

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oCo, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:43, archived)

Ceci n'est pas

un gibbon fumant une pipe?

Edit: And a big woo to the pic!

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Willis_McScruff, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:45, archived)

well i'll never be able to hear that the same way again.

woo yay!

(yakmonkey, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:43, archived)

fantastic

he he
lovelly

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pippy is a truck, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:45, archived)

oh my

marry me

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:45, archived)

hahaha!

loon :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:47, archived)

oh madam

that is wonderful, gibbon is here too and he loves the who!

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100% kitten better than ever, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:48, archived)

and oddly enough

the one I was doing was a misheard lyric too!

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100% kitten better than ever, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:49, archived)

i mishear everything

i think i have comedy aural aphasia.

can't wait to see yours!

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freshlegs, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:50, archived)

I can't get the music for it

and I can't bear to hunt very hard for justin timberlake :)
all good practise though

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100% kitten better than ever, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:51, archived)

i can probably get you whichever song you need

just don't ask how... please...

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:55, archived)

thanks everybody!

i'm glad you liked it. it was a bit hard.

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freshlegs, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:49, archived)

yay!

brilliant:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:50, archived)

HAHAHA...

hahahahahahahaha...
:D

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Kaiser, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:52, archived)

YAY very good

you cant go wrong with gibbons!!

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breel, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:53, archived)

like it!

what film (or tv show) recently had that song in it?

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tweaknik, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:57, archived)

Rushmore

had it. That's a truly wonderful film.

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freshlegs, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:59, archived)

best thing since the last best thing ever!

and I can't think of what that could possibly have been!

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barnesy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:59, archived)

totally

sweet!

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rogan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:06, archived)

Modern Art...

(Sgt. SmokyFarts, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:32, archived)

ofl
harharhar

(Hythe, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:34, archived)

Very modern art

the 404 gallery in Cromer is excellent.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:34, archived)

yay!

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cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:35, archived)

i've just found a tangerine under my bed

it seems semi-fresh too

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:36, archived)

Wasn't there a bag of bananas

on top of your bed earlier?

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Willis_McScruff, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:37, archived)

it must be a magical bed.

*edit* - actually it would sound more like "maaaaaagical bedddd"

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cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:38, archived)

a magical fruit bed!

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:40, archived)

yes...

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cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:43, archived)

Maybe its a Hansel & Grettel style house

But with fruit instead of sweeties.

(Sgt. SmokyFarts, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:40, archived)

It's still there.

I think my mum is trying to tell me I should eat some fruit.

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:39, archived)

Maybe she wants you to be more of a fruit.

Or not.

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Willis_McScruff, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:40, archived)

It's a possibility,

but I shan't be going along with this.

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:41, archived)

Good idea.

And rah for 200 posts.

Fucking finally.

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Willis_McScruff, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:43, archived)

Eat it and tell us if you die

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:37, archived)

i've had it

no rash yet

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:39, archived)

Crush it against someones face.

While shouting "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE PURPLE BOX MR. HARRISON? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE BOX?"

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:40, archived)

"WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY KENNETH? WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY?"

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:41, archived)

Nah,

that's been done.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:43, archived)

the song was named after

some guy who worked at a tv station (i think) who beat his boss to death with a microphone while screaming said question

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:47, archived)

nope

i think it came from a story about a homeless guy who walked up to Dan Rather (US news caster) and just said
"what's the frequency kenneth"
and walked away.

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cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:49, archived)

hmm

well, seeing as i can't remember where i read the version i've heard - i'll accept yours as truth

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:50, archived)

I thought he attacked some reporter in a park.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:50, archived)

I win.

ask.yahoo.com/ask/20010619.html

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:51, archived)

well...

fuck knows where my story came from

probably the sticky depths of my mind

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:56, archived)

just like the b3ta archives then :)

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kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:39, archived)

hurrah!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:41, archived)

YAY! You did it after all!

HAHAHAHA - Fantastic.

Also - Sorry I havent Enemy Territoried, been busy with stuff.

(zut, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:46, archived)

nice!

i'll repost this then

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tweaknik, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:55, archived)

don't mess with the Desert Rats

(

pippy is a truck, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:26, archived)

desert rats are lucky

they missed being dessert rats by one letter.

mmmm....dessert rats

and woo to that!

(

cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:27, archived)

mmmmmmm

sweet sweet vermin

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:28, archived)

*drools*

(

cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:29, archived)

fantastacular!

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:27, archived)

brain bending

great

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:28, archived)

haha

reminds me of "groin grabbingly good"

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:31, archived)

dear lord

when will he let go? can i watch?

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:28, archived)

spectacustick !

top anim

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oCo, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:28, archived)

woo

i want one! actually i may get a meercat for christmas :p

(

0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:29, archived)

spell it right

then you can have one

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:31, archived)

i know aout Kats

but they dont have kittens, they have the next "C" sound along. So baby meerKATS would have to be seeittens. which makes no sense whatsoever. so im calling it a meercat.

(

0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:36, archived)

i... ermmm...

i... see... umm... what about... umm

MMMGHNGNNNFFFFFFF

*BANG*

*THUD*

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:38, archived)

oops

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0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:40, archived)

I want a donkey.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:31, archived)

your name being goat

makes that even better.
woo!

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:32, archived)

you love donkeys

don't you?

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:33, archived)

I think they're great.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:34, archived)

I don't blame you.

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:35, archived)

If I had one,

I would shower it with all the love that is crushed by my dealings with people.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:38, archived)

Make your own donkey.

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:40, archived)

DYOD

(Do your own donkey)

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0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:46, archived)

"you desert rat"

/cagney
woo!

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:29, archived)

"you killed my camel"

(

cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:32, archived)

Wow!

Now that's top notch!
On that high note I'm off, see y'all later

(

Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:33, archived)

spectacular

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kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:35, archived)

yay!

quality as ever mr pippy :)

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:40, archived)

yikes!

(

freshlegs, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:57, archived)

Great as ever!

(

Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:05, archived)

green thing gets festive...

more green thing... angry... sleeping... escaping... serene...
hello all... :)

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:20, archived)

hahaha

unexpected ending

but why is he dressed like saddam?

(

Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:21, archived)

report to

www.isketch.net

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:22, archived)

It's full. :-(

(

EvS, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:24, archived)

tis not full

why must you lie????

(

Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:30, archived)

it's not full

it just discriminates.

(

cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:32, archived)

sorry. was there earlier to relax for an exam in an hour and a half

but it didn't work, so i'm staying away for the rest of the day. tomorrow i would, though

(

Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:24, archived)

ahh...

i've not been around for a few days... have i missed a bandwagon?

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:24, archived)

the bandwagon from hell

edit - Your search for "saddam" matched 323 messages in the last seven days:
Your search for "saddam santa" matched 481 messages in the last seven days
Your search for "suicide" matched 101 messages in the last seven days:

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:25, archived)

this post

is totaly useless

(

0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:27, archived)

Best post

ever!

(

EvS, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:29, archived)

but by being the best post, it is no longer useless,

and therefore not the best post ever, so it is useless, which makes it... etc
/catch-22

(

Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:30, archived)

why does best

have to be puropuseful?

*This is a lie*

(

0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:33, archived)

if someone managed to make a bandwagon

of signs covered in dancing comic sans being held out of the window of a toyota yaris in the style of a love is... cartoon

you might find a bandwagon nearly as annoying

(

lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:27, archived)

at least that one would have some variety

(

Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:28, archived)

hehehe...

when i saw the news it did strike me that the beard was a bit of a b3ta gift... maybe i won't worry too much about catching up :)
edit: hahaha!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:27, archived)

My search for love is coming up with many results!!!

Your search for "love" matched 574 messages in the last seven days:

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:32, archived)

hurrah!

"hate" only gets 133 :)

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:42, archived)

hehe

avoid the plebs here at no text b3ta ;)
www.milkthebridge.co.uk/a1.asp

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:21, archived)

that's beautiful

(

Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:27, archived)

ooh i say

thats rather woo

(Javan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:34, archived)

igloo

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:22, archived)

Yay! He's great

Escaping is my favourite.

(

Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:23, archived)

hehe

reminds me off that poo boy thing on the fp a while ago :)

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:23, archived)

bugger...

you're right... koit's unlucky dave wasn't it?

poo

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:31, archived)

HAHAHA...

w/y/h

(

Kaiser, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:23, archived)

ha!

(

cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:25, archived)

Superb, and ace series too :)

But boooo for posting your stuffs when I'm not around ... I've missed a lot of them it seems.
bah, I guess I'm up for a little spazz session then :)

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oCo, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:26, archived)

eeeew

poor pea man

(

pippy is a truck, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:47, archived)

i love him

he remind's me of koit's unlucky dave creature.

(

freshlegs, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:58, archived)

No, I don't know what's going on here either

(

Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:20, archived)

well

i think its lovely

(

0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:21, archived)

I'm not sure.

But it's great.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:21, archived)

huh.

i'm mildly terrified, and yet intrigued. hooray!

on a totally unrelated note, i just found this on my digital camera and don't know how it got there.

(sleepycookie, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:25, archived)

Not sure yet, but

what must be must be...

edit: sorry, there now, uhmm. .. well no that's still aweful isn't it!

(

Don~Keyotey, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:15, archived)

That's not shopped

is it?

(allergic to curry, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:20, archived)

dont understand it

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Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:24, archived)

Domo Slob

i love primus

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:14, archived)

Rab C Domo

...

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:15, archived)

not so much a string vest

as a fishnet slip

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lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:15, archived)

Can you please not post the white space part then?

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:15, archived)

thats not a white space

thats a glaswiegen flat

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:16, archived)

Excellent

domo is ace

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:17, archived)

I like the composition of it

reminds me of

with a bit more white space maybe ;)

(

oCo, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:18, archived)

that's

really quite woo

(

Sammo, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:19, archived)

very good

you are my favorite frenchman

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:23, archived)

Hurrah !

thanks owl master :)

(

oCo, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:27, archived)

haha

rogan will always hold that title I suspect ;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:35, archived)

aww

nearly had two (totally awesome) mashed domos on the board =(

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Sammo, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:18, archived)

Pope says, "Beleive"

(Jimpy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:09, archived)

Damned

illiterate popes.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:10, archived)

you know you wanna

click me

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:12, archived)

Damn. I would, but not today.

I've got a 20-page essay that I need to start and finish sometime in the next 16 hours. Must go.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:16, archived)

Done

By the way, my brother was in there earlier, under the name of horatioharsh, I believe. He says he won. Is this true?

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useful_idiot, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:24, archived)

Ahhh another night of le internét

comes to an end, bon soir, goodnight and peace to kittenkind

(Wire, brush and dental, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:12, archived)

simply because your username

contains a 'v', an 'o' and a 'k' - i keep thinking your posts are mine

freaks me out, i can tell you

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:13, archived)

Changed it.

Does that help?

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:14, archived)

should be simple to figure it out now

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:15, archived)

*bursts into flames*

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:16, archived)

It's

"Believe"

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:10, archived)

Fucking (honorary) Italians.

Can't even spell believe...

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:10, archived)

surely he is a citizen of the vatican state?

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lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:12, archived)

He's a poxy Italian.

It makes him easier to hate.

I still don't know why I dislike Italians so much.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:15, archived)

But...

there food is so good ;(

(Jimpy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:15, archived)

No it's not.

You've just been brainwashed by those EU bastards.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:17, archived)

he's Polish.

along with mr sheen.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:16, archived)

That's why I originally called him an honorary Italian in the first post.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:17, archived)

remember

never believe a lie

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:13, archived)

haha

Well the pope knew no one was going to believe so he didnt give a "damn" :D

(Jimpy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:14, archived)

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