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# May as well get the year moving with a ticket to hell
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:53, archived)
# yup
hell hell hell hell hell hell
(garfi3ld, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:54, archived)
# you'd do better to get the o'reily guide
they cost a bit more... but they're usually worth it
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:54, archived)
# hell
ah well, it might not be so bad

Woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:55, archived)
# i was always told to do the cuts diagonally
so that if you fall down, your hand bending under you cant accidentally seal the flow.



English education, best in the world
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:58, archived)
# i never knew that
I know not to go across but i never knew that

*gets out notebook of useless knowledge*
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:00, archived)
# Yes,
If you are really intent on not being saved, and would like a quick death, you should cut from wrist to inner elbow on the left arm.

/morbid
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:03, archived)
# I was always told
that ideally you should make a t shaped cut and go as far up the vein towards your elbow as possible, preferably after taking amphetamines.
(mary magdalen, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:05, archived)
# This is so shit, I just have to post it


I've had it shitting on my mind since Christmas.

*and relax*

hello all
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:49, archived)
# Hehe!
*remembers Worf bandwagon fondly*
(Marwood, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:51, archived)
# i.e.
today is a good day to (your phrase sold here)?
(garfi3ld, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:53, archived)
# dear oh dear !
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:51, archived)
# everyones staring at me now,
i laughed heartily at that!
woo to you, for less. at woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:51, archived)
# thanks
although I REALLY don't deserve it. I feel like some kind of typhoid mary for sharing that.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:52, archived)
# well i thought it was watermeloning marvalous
sausage
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:54, archived)
# Tee hee hee
that's fantastically awful - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:52, archived)
# GARGH!
Is that Mick Hucknall?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:52, archived)
# i laughed far too much at that
wooyay
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:53, archived)
# leave 'em on the draining board 007!
Dry another day.
(pikey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:04, archived)
# He's not angry.
It's just that Rick Waller just stepped on his tail.
(Just recline and let me service you, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:46, archived)
# haha
that's funny.
arrgh!
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:49, archived)
# heheheh woo!

May I Thread Jack?

Sounds a silly question, but I've never actualy thought about it before. I'm just looking for jobs and one says £12.000 Per Annum. What's Per Annum? how do they work it out?...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:52, archived)
# Having learnt Latin in school
I can clearly say: per annum means 'per year'. Now delete your post, or people will find you uneducated.
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:54, archived)
# It means they will pay you
by inserting the money up your arse, usually in pound coins because notes chafe a bit...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:54, archived)
# oo
paper cuts!
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:58, archived)
# hours worked
over 37. normally.
ie, if 12k is the normal wage, and you're only working part time (20 hours), you'll get 12,000 divided by 37 times by 20.
kapish?
(I helped save b3ta! Station, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:57, archived)
# You're thinking
of Pro Rata.

Per Annum is simply the yearly salary.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:09, archived)
# it's the long version of
pranm
(pikey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:10, archived)
# good heavens!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:55, archived)
# And morning again (just)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:43, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:44, archived)
# cats
are generally cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:47, archived)
# give them jack daniels and they're anyones
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:49, archived)
# I love that

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:57, archived)
# hehe
that must be the most famous party hat in the world!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:06, archived)
# yay for head twitching animals!
go go disco meerkat
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:48, archived)
# Weee!


repost for no other reason than I am flat out of hummus for the new year
(Marwood, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:49, archived)
# arrgh
no furtive, NO.

his eyes! his eyes!
(Clockwork, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:01, archived)
# You bastard
how dare you post such a fantastic anim so soon after mine!
:)

W/Y/H/P
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:47, archived)
# Gah!
you're too good...I'd challenge you to a duel but I'd lose

Woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:59, archived)
# Hadn't
done anything like this for a while...


Magnify!
(500kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:43, archived)
# Blimey!
Woo sah
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:43, archived)
# That face
has something of the Front242 about it
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:44, archived)
# NEVER STOP


sorry
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:45, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:47, archived)
# Ooh
Very dark, very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:53, archived)
# hooray!
that's what happens if you eat too many mussels!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:00, archived)
# What the Americans will really see


At least ours doesn't work so we'll never know
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:38, archived)
# space
goats

edit - woo
(I helped save b3ta! PhoenixBlend, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:40, archived)
# lots of NASA's
trips to Mars ended in miserable failure too, we needn't feel too bad!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:40, archived)
# yeah
was it summat like a 30% success rate?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:42, archived)
# But it's terribly British
to know ours doesn't work and feel proud of it
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:43, archived)
# not only that
but the budget for their one lander was greater than for our entire space programme, including that musem near leicester
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:44, archived)
# and and and
all the pictures they're getting now are just 'shopped from the viking stuff and the 1997 stuff. so nyer.
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:48, archived)
# Now, I can't help wondering...
presumably a significant part of the cost of any space probe is the fact that all the parts are one-off.

Why don't ESA/NASA just build 5 of each probe, and then test one on Earth, one on the Moon, and fix any problems, and then send the last three to Mars...
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:03, archived)
# anybody else
notice that those pictures require 1950's '3d glasses'?
(pikey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:40, archived)
# Of course you need 3D glasses
If they were flat, all the beer would fall out.
(Prof_Frink has remembered his username, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:42, archived)
# ohmegod
thats so bad




i love it
(I helped save b3ta! PhoenixBlend, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:43, archived)
# Hmmm...
Maybe someone should invent 4D glasses...
Contains not only the beer, but also the time needed to drink it.
(Prof_Frink has remembered his username, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:45, archived)
# Here they are

(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:47, archived)
# those 3d
pics of mars....
aren't 3d spec pics a bit 60s?



woo (by the way)
edit: yes to above
(malcolm lennon, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:41, archived)
# i'm planning on moving to the moon
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:44, archived)
# You too?
Wow, I'll have a neighbour!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:46, archived)
# on scond thoughts...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:47, archived)
# *sob*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:50, archived)
# i wouldn't if i were you
the best computer that will work on the moon is a 386

something about gamma radiation
(Clockwork, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:02, archived)
# New Years Eve ~ my gf and her chums acting sordid behind the bar:
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:34, archived)
# Yay Videophone!
Or Digicam?
(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:34, archived)
# Yay digicam
(very bad quality though, I had to take each frame into potatoplop to make it even vaguely legible!)
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:35, archived)
# nice wrist action
your a lucky guy!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:35, archived)
# pump it!
pump it hard!

oh, need to change me barrel...
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:35, archived)
# The one on the left looks like
she's trying to twist it off!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:40, archived)
# The actual movie is a lot longer
and shows a far more varied technique. But that was the best bit for looping.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:44, archived)
# Hang on!
They're behind the bar, and they're not swiping free 'col?

RETRAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:36, archived)
# We had the bar
the whole night
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:37, archived)
# Pour it!
pour it hard
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:36, archived)
# pah!
they'll never pour a decent pint like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:50, archived)
# Depends
what you're drinking...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:32, archived)
# arf
reminds me of that alan partridge episode with 'cirque de cloun'

bag of wank. stomp is even worse.
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:32, archived)
# No.
The Blueman Group wins my arty farty shite award.
(Marwood, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:34, archived)
# i'll see your blue man group
and i'll raise you a reduced shakespeare company
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:39, archived)
# but
they're not arty farty, they're comedy that's not very loosely based on shakespeare.
and fucking funny to boot
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:41, archived)
# i
saw blue man group in Vegas and it was fucking unbelievable.
was really a very very good live show. like nothing else i have ever seen on telly or whatever.
didn't like the pentium adverts featuring them tho...
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:42, archived)
# What?
You're saying that was a genuine "group"..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:57, archived)
# Hull?


click it hard
(I helped save b3ta! account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:30, archived)
# hell
hell
hell
hell
hell
hell
hell
hell
hell
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:30, archived)
# Go straight to Hell
Do not pass go.
Do not collect £200.
(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:31, archived)
# You sick fuck
There is nothing, absolutely nothing, remotley funny/satirical/clever about that!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:31, archived)
# Er
says 'Sick Boy' =]
(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:33, archived)
# Coming from you
is that praise or disgust?
(Marwood, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:33, archived)
# Disgust of ...
... the highest order.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:33, archived)
# Phew.
Agreed.
(Marwood, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:34, archived)
# i
think its funny.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:39, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:42, archived)
# Someone phone Bealzebub
tell him we've got another potential subscriber...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:32, archived)
# Who?
WTF is Bealzebub?
(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:34, archived)
# OK, I spelt it a bit wrong...Beelzebub
Also known as Beelzebuth, Belzebuth, Baalzebub, Ba'al-zebub (and known as Achor by the Cyreneans), which probably meant 'Lord of the High House', referring to the Canaanite chief god 'Baal the prince'. This title could only properly apply to Solomon in his temple, so the Jews changed the name to Beelzebub which translates as 'Lord of Flies', probably because of his supposedly role as creator and controller of the flies in the Philistine city of Ekron.

One of the oldest and most famous demonic figures, Beelzebub also had command over disease (flies congregate around the corpses of the dead, and spread disease from the dead to the living) and his role is to tempt men with pride.

Beelzebub came to be regarded as the leading representative of the fallen gods, referred to as the Devil himself; in Matthew, 12, 24, he is mentioned as 'Prince of the Devils' and this appellation has stuck, even though Milton has him next in rank to Satan (Paradise Lost, I, 79).
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:36, archived)
# Awwww
he just gets so much bad press, am sure he is not that bad, just mis-understood most likely ;)
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:38, archived)
#
demons.monstrous.com/demons_names.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:39, archived)
# HAHA
I read that as (also known as ARTHUR by the ......)

edit: ning! (just)
(Elusive Squirrel, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:43, archived)
# stop
chanting one of my names!

IT'S GIVING ME A HEADACHE!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:45, archived)
# one of the lords of hell
(often depicted as being shrouded in a cloud of flies)
(garfi3ld, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:36, archived)
# He handles all of
Satans B3ta requests for season tickets and the like.

Edit: www.deliriumsrealm.com/delirium/mythology/demon_list.asp
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:44, archived)
# Very good.
Very good indeed, although sick, very sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:34, archived)
# One way ticket
.....
(garfi3ld, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:34, archived)
# ...
<new year resolution>
I will not laugh at personal tragedy
I will not laugh at personal tragedy
I will not laugh at personal tragedy
I will not ...
</new year resolution>
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:39, archived)
# I lasted a whole day with my first resolution
which was not to come on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:44, archived)
# its a new year
so amongst my list of things is to be more sparing towards peoples feelings.

So you are marginally safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:46, archived)
# that
is utterly brilliant
hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:42, archived)
# sick
you should be ashamed of yourself
(Clockwork, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:45, archived)
# Brilliant
laughed like a loon
(Clockwork, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha
You evil sick bastard!

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:54, archived)
# Not feeling fluffy today...

Original

(I helped save b3ta! Katayclysm, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:22, archived)
# excellent
do you have a wallpaper sized edition?
(Errol, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:23, archived)
# This...
is the biggest I have.
(I helped save b3ta! Katayclysm, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:28, archived)
# Thank you,
so very much. This picture is excellent to the highest possible degree
(Errol, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:30, archived)
# I agree
Have a woo
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:35, archived)
# right click
set as background


WOO
(Clockwork, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:37, archived)
# eye eye
cab please




p.s woo
(Pauld, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:23, archived)
# errr...
nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:23, archived)
# thats brilliant! nice shopping
you should lay off the radiohead though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:24, archived)
# I thought that
More cheery.

Reminds me of that episode of Father Ted where he's going to America, and the suidicidal priest cheers up, leaves the house and gets onto the bus driven by the guy listening to Radiohead.....
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:28, archived)
# Radiohead?
No thanks. The only head I listen is Motorhead.
(I helped save b3ta! Katayclysm, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:31, archived)
# rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:01, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:25, archived)
# woo yay houpla fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap
PANOWIE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:26, archived)
# spectacular
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:26, archived)
# obviously not!
that's very nice. in a 'not-nice' way.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:27, archived)
# good
stuff that !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:27, archived)
# crap olderising


assuming she gets a crap tan as she gets older

edit: she's becoming jon voight
(I helped save b3ta! hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:20, archived)
# i would
no i wouldnt
i would
no... wait.. i wouldnt
no i would

arrrrgh
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:22, archived)
# She reminds me
of Mr T. I love that guy.

Woo!
(Errol, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:22, archived)
# You love him...
...in a NAMBLA way.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:23, archived)
# but I'm
welsh
(Errol, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:24, archived)
# Hmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:28, archived)
# Did someone say
Mr T?

(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:27, archived)
# hahaha
hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:28, archived)
# foo!
(Clockwork, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:37, archived)
# is that
butch-erising?
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:22, archived)
# as in
Pat Butcher?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:24, archived)
# Trisha!
Me says rice, you say peas!

Rice

Peas!
(Marwood, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:23, archived)
# you see how the whole pic is shifting by about 2Px after every frame?
that makes the animation a vast amount bigger than it would be otherwise... just a note for the future
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:26, archived)
# oh
bugger

how'm i fixn it?
(I helped save b3ta! hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:27, archived)
# don't bother with this one
but just for future reference... if part of the pic is meant to be still... make sure it stays it :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:29, archived)
# Rommel Rommel Rommel
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:19, archived)
# I likey
pop up woo for you
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:38, archived)
# i finally got round to
using a domain i registered a few years ago.

sonicToothbrush

I had plans to sell them over the internet, but now I've just decided to do something else with the domain.

what you reckon?

(phantomboner, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:16, archived)
# Mad as a bun!
I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:18, archived)
# so
did it inspire you to buy one?
(phantomboner, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:18, archived)
# In a word..
...No
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:19, archived)
# go on
i get 50p commission from Amazon!
(phantomboner, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:20, archived)
# I have one
they're great
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:35, archived)
# Whoa!
Amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:20, archived)
# yes
i deliberately used dreamweaver for extra crap effect. haven't used it in years.
(phantomboner, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:26, archived)
# ;looks more like it was done in Frontpage
;)
But I likes it!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:36, archived)
# Some pictures just say 'tinker with me':
...
and so do some girls....in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:15, archived)
# that one says fanny
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:16, archived)
# why can I hear the Red Hot Chilli Peppers
'Aeroplane' in my head...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:16, archived)
# your metal plate...
..is picking up Virgin radio again?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:17, archived)
# *bzzzt*
Yes it appears so.

Oh fuck its Chris Moyles again in my head...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:19, archived)
# I know what you mean
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:17, archived)
# now that
i do like

woo
(malcolm lennon, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:18, archived)
# That is...
...fantastically understated!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:18, archived)
# woosh, zoom
"and then the bad, bad men made their airyplane go 'bang' into the tower. It made me sad, and I had to get my mummy to make me some milk"

Buffoon.
(weedom, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:18, archived)
# A ha ha ha ha ha...
Oh. That's a direct quote, isn't it?

Bad man, bad man, make Amy sad. Bad man away.
(Lapin, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:45, archived)
# hahaha
girls say that to me in my head all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:19, archived)
# Billy has been practising since Christmas

and is now quite good on his new skateboard.
(chromophobia1, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:12, archived)
# animate
must bee done!
(I helped save b3ta! PhoenixBlend, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] For me, nothing sums up the realities of christmas better than this

My dad after xmas dinner this year. The shame!
I know there's no photoshopping, but didn't think it needed it!
(Scarrott, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:06, archived)
# woo!
me like!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Its Barmy Dad!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:07, archived)
# He's so WACKY!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:13, archived)
# MMmmmMmMmMmMm
MAD!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:20, archived)
# He just
loik crayzee man
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:25, archived)
# Mad
as a sackful of badgers.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:32, archived)
# i'm so
very sorry
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:08, archived)
# May we have a judge from
the World's Reddest Nose panel over here? I think we have a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:08, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Woo for game Dads!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:09, archived)
# Hahahahah
Who wrote cock on him?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:10, archived)
# My brother
Though he had been done up like Craig David at the time!
(Scarrott, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:11, archived)
# when you say 'family'...
..do you really mean 'fellow patients'?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:12, archived)
# Call them what you will
they're all i've got {sob}
(Scarrott, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:14, archived)
# Awwwww
C'mere you! I'll be your Dad.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:15, archived)
# Naaaa
I love him really! Plus, i need to creep a bit as he'll kill me when he sees i've posted this!
(Scarrott, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:20, archived)
# don't
you mean come and suck your mummys cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:22, archived)
# wrong
wrongwrongwrongwrongwrongwrongwrong

wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:24, archived)
# Have some sleepy piggy love
the big pig of love


(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:04, archived)
# i always have time for
sleepy piggy love
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:05, archived)
# he has
come to bed eyes
(malcolm lennon, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:06, archived)
# Now he's just taking the piss:
...
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:00, archived)
# HeHe
Took me a while.

TJ:
Looking for bird pics, I found birdse.cx (SFW)
([sic] You're ad here?, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:02, archived)
# fucking hell!
How painful?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:03, archived)
# eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:04, archived)
# what the.....


*faints*
(malcolm lennon, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:04, archived)
# where did you think eggs came from?
...?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:09, archived)
# The
Kinder factory?
([sic] You're ad here?, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:11, archived)
# Silly Child...
they come from Cadburys...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:19, archived)
# mmm
crested grebe
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:10, archived)
# bless thee
heres a tissue
(I helped save b3ta! PhoenixBlend, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:16, archived)
# EEK!
SADDAM'S IN THE BACKGROUND!

And I'd fully expect Tony Bleugh not to notice.

Edit: It could possibly be Mr Laden...
(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:03, archived)
# It's not Saddam
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:03, archived)
# Might be.
Have you ever seen them in the same room?
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:04, archived)
# Yes..
No, I mean no, you got that ECHELON? I have never ever seen them together!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:06, archived)
# I really really really really
hate that argument, even if it is used jokingly.
It really fucking annoys me in it's downright retardedness.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:07, archived)
# I
conquer conker concur

it's the tip of a vast iceberg of pseudo-statistical nonsense

by the way - can I borrow your apostrophe? - I don't think you need it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:14, archived)
# it's ok love, just a spot of heartburn...

right, i should be in a meeting
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:57, archived)
# yay my new domain is now officially mine
pffft your picture makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:57, archived)
# Hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:58, archived)
# NO!
Not new Gavilast!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:59, archived)
# hehehe
.. you teh funneh
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:00, archived)
# Yes
I have often thought Dutchbird is teh funneh too.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:02, archived)
# Your all weird and
I fancy a cup of tes
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:04, archived)
# tes?
Has that got carrots in it?
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:05, archived)
# Most definitely not!
It's a delicious brew of steamed testicles
www.b3ta.com/board/1186179 can't find the original message
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:10, archived)
# Mmmmmm
Tes!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:10, archived)
# hehehe
.. just popped into your profile and noticed your Nude MP Calander made "national" press... well done that man... :)
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:05, archived)
# ;)
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:16, archived)
# Ha!
my sister in law had her first angina attack over christmas. hanging around hospitals at chrimbo is even less fun than the rest of the year.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:59, archived)
# Awww poor her!
I had a severe anaphylactic reaction to a fig on Christmas day three years ago and can sympathise.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:02, archived)
# They had made an effort, mind.
Holly and tinsel on the life support machines, mince pies instead of Warfarin, the ECG beeping 'Silent Night'...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:05, archived)
# And who says..
.. the NHS don't care for ya?
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:07, archived)
# You've got to laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:12, archived)
# serves you right
for sticking a fig up your anaphyl
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:10, archived)
# boonay
Best wishes to her
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:11, archived)
# Thank you!
She's getting better already...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:44, archived)

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