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# .
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:17, archived)
# good heavens!
the one in the bottom right looks awfully... wrong.
hehe - it makes a nice change from the vet doing that to the cow
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:19, archived)
# Thanks
It took far too long, started life as an animation but was too jerky.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:21, archived)
# shame
You should do a telly show.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:24, archived)
# your pic
reminds me of an ex
(I helped save b3ta! badluckmonkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:20, archived)
# Haha!
Woo!
I'm slightly worried about the pic on the bottom right though...
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:20, archived)
# Cowbirds can dance
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:23, archived)
# mine of useless information
has never been so apt
(garfi3ld, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:29, archived)
# haha
great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:48, archived)
# You appear to have
brought all the boys to my yard.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:09, archived)
# !

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:17, archived)
# Has the world fallen out of your bottom?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:19, archived)
# uh
hu
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:20, archived)
# Ooh,
nasty!

Ring of Fire?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:31, archived)
# damn
that Jonny Cash!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:33, archived)
# My first post using photoshop.


Recently got my hands on a copy of photoshop....... results are somewhat weird.
(I helped save b3ta! badluckmonkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:12, archived)
# Woah!!
I really like that! That's pretty spooky! Is it you?
(sbeck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:13, archived)
# New ANti-Piracy Feature:
Unregistered users will be melted!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:14, archived)
# if that were true
then there would be only be a handful of members left on this site.

why have my feet started melting?
help!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:16, archived)
# What a world,
what a world...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:17, archived)
# Fly...
..my pretties
(I helped save b3ta! Tinfingers Lurk me long time, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:26, archived)
# that's a tad post-war modernist
:¬)
(garfi3ld, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:15, archived)
# 'noon one.
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:20, archived)
# Are you lurking at me or chewing a brick?
Like the gloopy pic.
You have a nice eye (i guess the other one's disfigured)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:17, archived)
# actually
that's rather woo. is it a smudge+liquify combo?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:19, archived)
# Sorry, not me.
I'm a bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! badluckmonkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:19, archived)
# litterbug
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:00, archived)
# Fruit
Cake
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:01, archived)
# I loike
that a great deal...
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:01, archived)
# woo
reminds me of that gigi agostino video for blah blah blah.
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:01, archived)
# That
Is superb sir/ma'am. Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:01, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOOO
YAY & HOUPLA
(garfi3ld, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:01, archived)
# Lovely features in that one
special effects and stuff

woo
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:02, archived)
# you're
weird!

but woo!

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:02, archived)
# I like that :)
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:02, archived)
# hi
cockalorum!
(icedragon, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:12, archived)
# Blimey!
that's top notch


WOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:02, archived)
# oooh, beautiful!
just what i wanted to see when i first view the board of a morni- nearly morning.
(pinky shminky, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:03, archived)
# I like
recursion
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:04, archived)
# haha!
Can't believe I clicked that!
(tom_artosorse, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:11, archived)
# v. nice indeed
you should get a grant from the arts council with animation like that.
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:04, archived)
# if only...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:05, archived)
# tell me about it
i'm a bitter ol' commercial type animator. dey don't give away no munny for funny.
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:08, archived)
# sings..
show me the way to....hummus like...amarylis.

woo.
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:07, archived)
# fantabulous
very stylish
(again)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:07, archived)
# tj
anyone else having probs with the board? i can only look at stuff if i view older messages, the messageboard won't load
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:09, archived)
# i seem to be missing
about 10 mins worth of the board.
if i go to view older posts its not there, and then when i go back to the message
board its back, weird
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:25, archived)
# You must get so sick of me saying
"I love your stuff", but I do. So there.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:08, archived)
# heheh - thanks
tis always nice to get compliments!

blushes
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:10, archived)
# ooh blimey!
that's a bit good!

about your layers thing - do you use layer sets? they're folders that you can put all your layers into. I wouldn't be surprised if photoshop lets you apply an action to an entire layer set...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:11, archived)
# ahh
that was what koit suggested, but i couldn't seem to get it to work :(

all i really want to do in essence is to be able to apply the same filter to multiple layers at the same time - i fear i may have distracted you slightly earlier with the whole actions thang...

appreciate you puzzling over it on my behalf tho!
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:13, archived)
# to be honest
if you could do it I doubt it would do what you want it to do. filters tend to work on one pixel by examining the pixels surrounding it, but a filter applied to a layer wouldn't be able to take into account the layers underneath.

you can do clever things with adjustment layers though, that can fake a lot of filter type things - adjustment layers do apply across all the layers underneath them. I'll see if I can find a tutorial
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:27, archived)
# there are
some good tutorials here
www.planetphotoshop.com/tutorials_effects.html

I'm sure I've read one that might be what you're looking for. the "Fun With Effects: The Saga Continues…" one might be promising
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:30, archived)
# thank you
you're a star!
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:31, archived)
# Hat's off to you sir!
That's a bit special that is!
(sbeck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:12, archived)
# That's just lovely
have a
(I helped save b3ta! Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:12, archived)
# impressive stuff

(ivor_the_engine, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:14, archived)
# haha
that's great! haven't seen it before
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:16, archived)
# lovely
(ppl are honoured to get your woos)
(garfi3ld, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:18, archived)
# woo!
that went so ace with the music that was on the radio then :-) top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Derek.T.Wonderllama, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:27, archived)
# as usual.
your work is fab
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:39, archived)
# He made one too many shady deals to fund his betting pool.....
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:58, archived)
# I hope
nobody saves him...
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:01, archived)
# haha
morning!
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:01, archived)
# hiya chuckles
how be ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:02, archived)
# no longer raging ;)
and i have the whole day off to play on b3ta! hurrah!

and yerself?
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:03, archived)
# Rageless-tastic
Hurrah to mutual days off to play.

Today I am mostly fine and shall endeavour to find some hummus to create. Nice to see some new Am Animationalagois.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:06, archived)
# lol
he's almost reaching meme-dom
(garfi3ld, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:02, archived)
# That would make a smashing coffee table
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:08, archived)
# hahah
'ning...
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:27, archived)
# that post below made me realise I haven't made a Titanic post before
so I did (in quick 'n' crap-o-rama)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:56, archived)
# hahaha
nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:57, archived)
# WOOOO YAAAAY
*grin*
(garfi3ld, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:58, archived)
# hehe people used to say
my old scooter sounded like it was powered by a hair dryer

TJ: why has photoshop stopped letting me resize my pictures? have i unwittingly clicked a button i shoudn't have?
(bigbomba, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:58, archived)
# I don't know
have you?

Check the tick boxes at the bottom of the resize panel.
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:00, archived)
# erk
but i thought i had to unclick the resampling one when making pixel pic bigger, but when i uncheck it the image wont resize
(bigbomba, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:05, archived)
# I'm pretty new at pshop as well.
I'm trying to picture the resizing window in my head but failing.

I don't think it's the resampling one that's the problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:09, archived)
# ahh well
donut worry, i'm sure i'll figure it aat
(bigbomba, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:12, archived)
# Try unchecking the
unwitting button.
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:28, archived)
# Seems logical to me
Can't work out why they never installed it

(Woo to your instant hummus)
(fermat, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:04, archived)
# hehe
woo

I get it now !!!!
DOH
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:06, archived)
# just what i needed
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:17, archived)
# Day 8: Fishing for hummus

Previous episodes in profile - Clicky!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:53, archived)
# hehe
his tail is getting wet.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:57, archived)
# Hercule's not the brightest spark
he probably hasn't noticed
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:05, archived)
# I like that fellow
he's nice
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:03, archived)
# After a long search, they finally found it!
The icerberg that the Titanic hit
(fermat, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:43, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:44, archived)
# Woo!!!
Subtle... took me a while to spot them!
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:44, archived)
# arf!
very subtle, i had to look at the file name


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:45, archived)
# I had to wait for someone to give me a clue
and then still took me time.

/doff in gratitude, Sah
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:30, archived)
# here's me staring at this thing like a berk waiting for it to animate
then I check the filename

Mr fermat make exceedingly subtle pics, have a biscuit!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:45, archived)
#
/takes biscuit
(fermat, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:48, archived)
# fuck me
that's clever
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:46, archived)
# i take it the swearomatic machine is fucked
thank cunt for that
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:46, archived)
# bum
sex
(Wombat Joe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:02, archived)
# shouldn't there be an imprint
of a chubby irish girl with her arms stretched out?*

WOO to the pic!

*I didn't see the movie, so excuse me if she wasn't irish. or chubby.


edit: ohhh the quo's in there?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:46, archived)
# thats
about right
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:48, archived)
# Actually, that's what I was looking for too ...
'Tis an excellent pic though, beautifully subtle.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:49, archived)
# blimey
that's a bit subtle
(for my decrepit eyes)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:48, archived)
# i can't see it
but i will take this opportunity to point out that i am related to the captain of the titanic

100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:48, archived)
# I SEE IT!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


that took way too long...yay subtlty
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:04, archived)
# woo! quo par excellence!
(dognutz, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:48, archived)
# yuck.
don't you have any images of a sucky president getting killed?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:49, archived)
# I'd make
a joke about 'not yet' at this point, but I'm too scared of the security services ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:53, archived)
# *waves at echelon people*
*adjusts tinfoil hat*
(tomsk, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:00, archived)
# tut tut
its called an AFDB or "Aluminium Foil Deflector Beanie".
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:10, archived)
# good call
After my brushes with the old USINS, I can't blame you.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:03, archived)
# who what where?
i dont get it?
(][DaN][, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:49, archived)
# in the middle of the berg
there be Quo...
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:56, archived)
# wow!
took me ages too.... nice.
(garfi3ld, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:49, archived)
# I had to look at that from further away
ACE!
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:53, archived)
# Stunningly subtle
Wow, I just wake up, and then get hit by this - took about 2 minutes to see them, even though I knew they were there....
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:59, archived)
# Woo and Yay
it took me a while...but I got there in the end.
(its a bloody shambles, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:03, archived)
# Quo-arriffic
woo
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:07, archived)
# that took me faaaaaar to long
ubersubtle and very woo.
(far better than the usual paste them into any old disaster photo)
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:25, archived)
# Peter Andre's Latest Old Dog...

more filth...
(chrisxsimoneuk, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:38, archived)
# Argh!
You've ruined my day!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:39, archived)
# By the way you're adopted
and gay.

Didn't your new parents tell you?

PS. I've just accidentally burned down your house. No hard feelings eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:41, archived)
# Blimeh!
How rare....
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:42, archived)
# And you think
hearing all that is worse than seeing a picture of Peter Andre?

Incidently, your girlfriend is pregnant with my child.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:43, archived)
# HaHa!!!
Great Answer!
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:45, archived)
# THank you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:47, archived)
# I admit defeat
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:53, archived)
# She's pregnant
with the child of 1000 maniacs.

(including Bovine)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:48, archived)
# Lets get ready
for FREDDY!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:49, archived)
# I said
Where's the fucking Bourbon, bitch?

(my favourite freddy line, even if it shows the great man to have poor taste in whisky)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:50, archived)
# maybe
he meant the biscuit?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:54, archived)
# Arf!
That is a great image.
Thanks.

I'd shop it but i don't know if anyone else would get the reference...
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:55, archived)
# that look like gollum with a
puppy. Fucking horrible
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:42, archived)
# I misread that as "Andrew's Latest Old Dog"
and was thinking of you young web designer, Hipwood.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:42, archived)
#

more here
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:37, archived)
# awwwww
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:45, archived)
# my first pixel picture

its me and my lady
(bigbomba, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:34, archived)
# woo!
its full of pixely goodness!
(icedragon, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:35, archived)
# It's very nice indeed!
you should animate it, so they move their arms in that breakdancing move, where their arms move like waves.

You get me?

(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:36, archived)
# hehe
i never tried animation, dunno where to start
(bigbomba, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:38, archived)
# Have you got imageready?
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:43, archived)
# yes
i didn't know i did, but i do lol
(bigbomba, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:43, archived)
# There's your boy for animation
Just wish I had a link for an online tutorial for you.

Basically just like in photoshop you create layers and in each frame you show or hide each layer.

Just have a play.
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:46, archived)
# it's beautiful.
do I get to guess which is you?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:36, archived)
# oooh.
that's nice
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:37, archived)
# I like the colour combination
TJ: GC check - new gory version of penguin baseball
haschbar.de/schlussda/pinguin/
(Rich Chestmat, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:37, archived)
# anyone
glass cock?

I just discovered the land mines and am still giggling
(Rich Chestmat, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:39, archived)
# super-de-duper-mega-glass-cock-o-rama
mate

but who gives a fuck?

honestly
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:41, archived)
# nuts
Are you being nasty or just agreeing with the woosomeness of the landmines?)
(Rich Chestmat, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:43, archived)
# no I'm saying
although this is a glasscock of the highest order, it doesn't really matter because there's bound to be people who haven't seen it.
thank you for bringing it to our attention, even though I myself am not a fan of this particular variant of yeti baseball (i think it's too complicated) If you find anything that make you giggle like a loon to a similar extent, post it by all means

yours sinscerly,

V.M. O'Speed
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:49, archived)
# Many Thankitude
I have informed Mr Chestmat of the content of your kind letter. He has charged me to instruct his servants to not feel so paranoid about spreading such material in future.

It's mine not Yours all mine mine you hear truly

Ms Higgins
PA to RichChestmat
(Rich Chestmat, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:53, archived)
# ...yes
but there sure is a lot of blood in that little penguinhead
(yay for mutants, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:44, archived)
# I hope that's you with the
mohawk!

Woo to the pic though!
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:38, archived)
# its not really
a mohawk, just goes up in the middle, but i couldnt get it right hehe
(bigbomba, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:39, archived)
# whew
better you than her! HAHA... kidding!
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:40, archived)
# ummmm.........
After the 20% paycut,
Elton's 'assistant' started a complex programme of subversion
disclaimer: does not guarantee your candle will burn out long before your legend ever will; for best results i suggest using a 10cm by 12mm diameter candle with a 1cm3/s melting rate
not sure how he ended up looking slightly 'bob hoskins' btw
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:27, archived)
# hahaha,
so he does!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:29, archived)
# love
the disclaimer
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:30, archived)
# thats a nice dancing hair piece there
T.J: has anyone got round that film trivia name that moive XL quiz thing - I'm well stuck!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:31, archived)
# ooh, film trivia
*drools*
linky?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:34, archived)
# It's an email execl thing
hold on....
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:35, archived)
# there ya go
its in yer hotmail

this means you have to help me! on number 37, 2 and 5!
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:39, archived)
# thanks sixola
your the greatest
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:52, archived)
# I know
I know
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:02, archived)
# hows the movie trivia going?
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:03, archived)
# still pretty shit acctually
i'm stuck on awhole bunch of them
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:04, archived)
# harsh for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:04, archived)
# loving his
facial expression!! First belly laugh of the morning! Cheers bud!

WOO
(sbeck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:32, archived)
# love it when he hits those high notes...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:35, archived)
# What we need now is a pearoast of
"Are you ready for LUNCH" pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:35, archived)
# SPANG!
top!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:35, archived)
# Morning.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:23, archived)
# nifty
that works quite well
(garfi3ld, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:24, archived)
# blinkin eck
mashtabulous
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:27, archived)
# wondertastic
I like it, I like it alot
(its a bloody shambles, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:08, archived)
# In a shady hotel room? With a working lady? With my reputation?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:22, archived)
# bottle of champers in one hand
tube of KY in the other..

Bingo
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:23, archived)
# Brace yourself....
I'm coming in dry..
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:29, archived)
# i woul..... AHEM
wow yay and hoopla



phew got away with it
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:23, archived)
# woo
the irony - he wears the horns of the cockold
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:24, archived)
# hahaha
she looks tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:25, archived)
# she looks like Cher.

(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:26, archived)
# I was
trying to concentrate on the rump
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:30, archived)
# It'll be all skin grafts
and lyposuction, you mark my words
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:31, archived)
# hehehe
she looks cheap
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:26, archived)
# she's got one big tit on her belly
with 8 nipples.

what an arousing thought.

the pic is of course, also woo.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:26, archived)
# Are any of them pierced


fwap fwap
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:50, archived)
# Blimey!
Cows today? No moral fibre! Just lovely beef....
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:27, archived)
# sorry
I appear to have eaten your rump.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:28, archived)
# Yes,
lots of people make that mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:30, archived)
# It was
dripping!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:34, archived)
# I have no
comment to make on that, I ask you to draw your own conclusions.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:35, archived)
# I conclude:
FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:43, archived)
# As I said,
that has nothing to do with me, it's your own sick little minds fault.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:45, archived)
# oy
less of the little
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:51, archived)
# Its like
a scene from my life.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:27, archived)
# hubba hubba!
look at the brisket on that!
w/y
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:27, archived)
# oh my
!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:39, archived)
# I love how animated drunk ppl get.
www.webclot.com/b3ta/images/animated.gif
(Warning: 500kB file).
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:16, archived)
# hang on
500 mb?


what?

are you on drugs?

can I have some?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:16, archived)
# Sorry, yes
Awchehol.
'Tis only 500k
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:17, archived)
# hmmm
8 bits to a byte

1024 bytes to a KB

1024KB to a meg
(garfi3ld, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:23, archived)
# How many µB in a
googolplex of 50L beer kegs then smarty pants?
/Edit: there's only 1000 bytes in a kB of hard drive space. The mice steal the other 24 bytes for use in their pan-dimensional master plan. 100% fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:28, archived)
# 12 igloos' worth
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:35, archived)
# lol
I think thats best left to uebergeeks ;¬)





(was just trying to be helpful)
(garfi3ld, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:36, archived)
# That's one small step for man, one giant... fuck!
(Idid, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:14, archived)
# heh
gottem!
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:14, archived)
# Quite a scary thing

i also have an icon (same as yours) and i'm waiting for my petrol blue
t-shirt to be delivered.

should i be worried that i might be copying you?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:22, archived)
# copy cat
copy cat!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:25, archived)
# Shit
Me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:30, archived)
# People want to be me.


when im reality i want to be a woman.....*

*100% LIE
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:51, archived)
# sorry about that constant buttwhipping in c4 yesterday
you were the only one around. wurst pun kept kicking mine, if that's any consolation.

I got my petrol blue shirt in the mail and in fact (puts it on) it's a pretty color and it's QUALITY.
it got here fast too, unfortunate about the half a dozen spammy emails I had to get from toughshed detailing exactly where in their warehouse my shirt was located.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:30, archived)
# dont worry about it
i was loosing at that and online battleship aswell, i think i should just give up at games
i tend to lose them all the time. i put it down to not having the correct attire (waiting for petrol blue
shirt to arrive, hopefully by tonight then i can wear it whilst running the pub quiz),
last i heard it was sat in a toilet in toughshed's offices and they were about to take it to alton towers for the day.
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:36, archived)
# hahaha!
exactly!
I think I still saved the email they sent me describing in minute detail how Mrs. Tuft was applying some extra masking tape on the corners of the jiffy bag, just in case, as a courtesy detail.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:42, archived)
# just had an e-mail off them cut and pasted below

"dear sir, unfortunately your furtive bear t-shirt has been diagnosed as having rabies. we feel it best for all concerned that we shoot it.
i hope you understand it was for the best, and that he has gone straight to hell heaven.
we will send you a new t-shirt soon.

regards

Mrs goggins"
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:54, archived)
#
Nice hoovering action! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:14, archived)
# hehe
one giant fuck for mankind?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:16, archived)
# Thats woo that is


not sure about the bloke* with the funny head though

*not the astronaut
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:16, archived)
# what's funny about his head?
*gets defensive
(Idid, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:26, archived)
# it just wobbles funny thats all

he looks as though he's enjoying hoovering a little too much
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:30, archived)
# yeah
he's a gimp
(Idid, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:54, archived)
# haha!
snared on!

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:17, archived)
# teesh hurt troubles
I was sat on the tube today proudly sporting my new b3ta threads and a girl opposite me started mouthing woo and then yay to me. It took me ages to work out what they she was saying and I felt really self conscious. When I realised she got off the tube.

Should I have mouthed a woo back?

What is protocol?

Has anything like this happened to anyone else?

(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:12, archived)
# did she shake her tic-tacs at you?

(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:13, archived)
# I think
"Houpla" would have been an appropriate response....
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:13, archived)
# after a scant moments consideration
I find myself agreeing with you
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:15, archived)
# maybe she was mouthing
"your gay", as in "your all gay" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:13, archived)
# I got an even better response the first time I wore mine in public.
Looking back, I should have put some trousers on too.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:14, archived)
# Not her tic tacs per say
But she was quite fit. I feel a romantic opportunity for the first b3ta wedding may have passed me by
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:14, archived)
# TJ sorry
i am just trying out pixel art in photoshop, i want to know once i have zoomed in and drawn my picture how can i save it so it is at a zoomed in size? if you get what i mean.
(bigbomba, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:16, archived)
# Simply enlarge your picture
by 400% or however much you've zoomed in by.
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:18, archived)
# durrrrr
silly me, thanks alot
(bigbomba, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:19, archived)
# ummm
image - resize image

but make sure you turn off resampling

or you could keep it wee and when you post it put width="300" after the url
like this
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:19, archived)
# where is the resampling tool
?
(bigbomba, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:21, archived)
# if you go to resize image
you get two wee tick boxes at the bottom one says "constrain proportions" and the other says "resample image" (usually with bicubic or something beside it)
turn off resampling if you want your pics to stay pixelly when you enlarge them.

but if you shrink pics without resampling, they usually look pants
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:24, archived)
# thanks
:)
(bigbomba, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:30, archived)
# woo
to dr who

and k9
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:22, archived)
# Advertise in the lonely hearts
Tube: "whatever" station, "time", me - b3ta t-shirt, - you, mouthing woo yay.

Box 209983

Or even post it in the newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:17, archived)
# My thoughts exactly
put it in the newsletter.

SERIOUSLY!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:19, archived)
# are you sure she wasn't just stretching her mouth
after an appoinment at the dentist?

otherwise I think the correct response would be to do one of those two-handed thumb and finger shooting mimes then wink and say "panowie"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:16, archived)
# first my nick is nicked
Then someone has all my woo!



*rant*

she may have been mouthing "you gay"
(garfi3ld, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:16, archived)
# Maybe there should be a secret handsignal only for b3tans
A bit like the masons but more fluffy!

If it's a fellow betan, ask to put it in the newsletter. You might find out who it was!

We should have a t-shirt spotting compo or something!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:16, archived)
# Grrr
I still can't believe they haven't got a black b3ta t-shirt. The b3taverse contains huge numbers of geeks and techies, for badger's sake. We don't want no steenking colour in our wardrobes. It's far too complicated.
(I helped save b3ta! foop, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:17, archived)
# can you not just open the tshirt up in potatoshop
and do a quick saturation and tone adjustment?
/realworldvsinterverseconfuddlement
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:21, archived)
# Get out of my mind!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:23, archived)
# ha ha ha!
fantastic! You should have put your socks on your ears
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:17, archived)
# More importantly, is she reading this
and do you still have a chance?
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:22, archived)
# More importantly was she fit?
I'm kind of hoping you'll post that she wasn't just as she owns up at the same time.
(Rich Chestmat, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:28, archived)
# I thought it was a given
that all b3ta ladies are fit?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:02, archived)
# you've missed out,
but send rob an email telling him the story and he can use it to sell more t-shirts in the next newsletter! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:23, archived)
# I didn't know
you worked in marketing
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:24, archived)
# I'm
an ideas man
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:26, archived)
# are you thinking
out of the box?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:27, archived)
# I'm on
a whole other side of the room from it
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:31, archived)
# hiding behind the sofa
again?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:33, archived)
# it's not a sofa,
it's a fort!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:36, archived)
# a very comfy
fort
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:48, archived)
#
in here I'm safe...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:55, archived)
# that's what you think!
*steals cushion*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:56, archived)
#
*cowers*
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:08, archived)
# It's the B3ta effect
I want to see it in the newsletter!

I'm a sucker for a happy ending!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:28, archived)
# Tea Sure Ts
a) sorry for nicking your woo. Unintentional.
b) I need to find this girl. Please put it in the news letter.
c)Maybe she was saying I was all gay.
d) would she then not be calling all who are b3ta gay?
e) Let's defo do the t shirt spot comp
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:25, archived)
# Cool
I'm up for that.

Now e-mail your story into the head honchos at b3ta, or nothing will happen!

EDIT. NOW! *prod*
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:31, archived)
# I like
the desperation of b), definitely stick with that angle ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:32, archived)
# recently single you see
Have just e-male'd rob.

Let's hope it makes it in the new sletter
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:43, archived)
# well, it should make him laugh anyway.
you'd best never wash that shirt, you don't want to weaken its powers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:46, archived)
# Power
The powers of the fluffy threads, combined with my pheremones and the cute polar pixels, I cannot lose.
Mwah ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:50, archived)
# test

Will delete in a mo
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:08, archived)
# arghh!
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:09, archived)
# Well if that passed
I'd hate to know what failed
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:10, archived)
# No, no, no
I'm just testing postingfrom an MSN group
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:10, archived)
# Arf!
*meep*
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:11, archived)
# No need to delete!
It's goooooooood
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:10, archived)
# WOO
(garfi3ld, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:12, archived)
# That is so gross
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:13, archived)
# seconded
i only wish i could stop looking at it
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:19, archived)
# eeeep!
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:14, archived)
# Gah!
Meep!

*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:22, archived)
# Every time you need a pickmeup

Edit: Sorry, pearoast!
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:07, archived)
# saw that
yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:07, archived)
# Me too!
a pearoast or blatant theft, i'm not sure!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:09, archived)
# I shall use this repost
to stage a threadjack:

This is too cute. It nearly made me kill myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:09, archived)
# Arf!
"I pure love you ... you're my besht pal! *hic*"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:19, archived)
# i'll be thinking fluffy thoughts all day
which is good as i've had a headache for 3 days now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:25, archived)
# You're not sorry at all, are you?
Nevermind, I expect you soon will be...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:13, archived)
# *ahem*
WHORE!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 11:18, archived)

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