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# Yet more guinnage.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:19, archived)
# bless
is the little fella late for his tea ?
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:20, archived)
# he's like the energiser bunny

but a penguin version
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:20, archived)
# Yay!
and woo!

'guins are the new kittens badgers.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:21, archived)
# and ducks are the new meerkats
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:22, archived)
# hhmm
i just can't picture a duck singing 'your all gay'
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:24, archived)
# Not without
quacking up.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:29, archived)
# yay for penguins
they be fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:23, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:17, archived)
# yay
those are brilliant. keep at it!
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:18, archived)
# It's funny becuase it's true
Well, it is! Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Tom I command thee to wibble, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:18, archived)
# yep
they always seem to find wet mud, even when it hasn't rained for weeks
EDIT:or wet paint when no-one is painting anything near you
and WOO to the pic for the top mashing
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:20, archived)
# thats
not mud...
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:22, archived)
# I know
but isn't it stange how they seem to leave no footprints on the carpet , but cover the bed in mud when they come in.
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:25, archived)
# they carry it in little bags
and use potatoes to imprint paws on the bed

crafty buggers are cats
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:27, archived)
# haha
mine certainly is.He even knows how to use a duvet

this was not set up, I caught him like it
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:34, archived)
# its when you come home one night and find him with another kitty
in your bed that you need to worry and maybe think about divorce proceedings
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:35, archived)
# Spiffy!
(Zoinkid, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:19, archived)
# Keep away from me foo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:15, archived)
# is he mouthing
nee naw nee naw nee naw nee naw . . .
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:17, archived)
# More like...
...woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Tom I command thee to wibble, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:18, archived)
# no its
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:19, archived)
# lovely
aminamation
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:18, archived)
# Run, Fooest!
RUN!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:19, archived)
# I loike that a lot
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:19, archived)
# Really :)
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:19, archived)
# Have a repost
(Fragger, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:23, archived)
# run
domo run,
dont let the nasty men get you
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:24, archived)
# ace
ace
and thrice ace
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:35, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
expressions - perfect!
(yakmonkey, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:40, archived)
# My best paint mash ever



Original

(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:13, archived)
# seamless! woo!
actually that is incredible
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:14, archived)
# blimey... was that really ms paint?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:16, archived)
# possibly not
i may have lied a little
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:17, archived)
# shuper shweet
have my new woo
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:16, archived)
# Woo firegluestick
It even has a clock.

Nice pic...
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:18, archived)
# That am
fantabulogasmic.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:22, archived)
# he can be the friend of

i think he needs one, he's a lil tense...
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:26, archived)
# No more of these, i promise but I wondered.....

...if a normal flat image could be made to appear stereo by noodling with layer perspective..! (now, where are those special glasses, to find out if it works?) Woo or Poo? Yay or Nay?
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:03, archived)
# nope.
doesnt work.
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:04, archived)
# hang about...
what happened to the engaged person...

did she change her mind?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:05, archived)
# I wondered
the same thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:09, archived)
# looks ok to me!
(chongma, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:05, archived)
# NAH!
stop messin wit me mind!
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:06, archived)
# Poo
Nay
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:05, archived)
# The kitten thing in your profile made me laugh for at least a minute
that is woo!
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:07, archived)
# why has the board gone all wobbly today?


and it's on a day when i am not prepared with any new Giant Floating Baby Heads

woo!
(yakmonkey, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:09, archived)
# Not poo.
Boo. Woo Yay or Boo Nay.
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:07, archived)
# Yes, you can do it with a flat image
like this:

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:07, archived)
# Or like this...

a hogroast pearoast
(Idid, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:13, archived)
# yes..
i like that one
(thundercat, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:16, archived)
# or like this...
(yakmonkey, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:29, archived)
# floaty baby head found a relation?
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:30, archived)
# convergent evolution.
not related.
(yakmonkey, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:31, archived)
# Prove it.
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:34, archived)
# ha ha ha
that am the best
(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:44, archived)
# Yes it can
but not like that. No offence.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:07, archived)
# That one sucks
Offence.
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:08, archived)
# :::: THREAD JACK::::
So.. as if I didn't have enough on my plate, I've now taken on another project.

My nephew and I are going to build a lego skiscraper.. more specifically, the Petronas Towers.

Does anyone have any advice/extra legos/encouragement for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:14, archived)
# i have an animation of you

well its supposed to be you. not sure why.
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:16, archived)
# Did you just do that?
wow!

THanks Sticky!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:26, archived)
# yay :) you can keep him
actually i did it in my french lesson
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:29, archived)
# go for it
When i was a nipper, i made a moving Tyrannosaurus out of Lego.
took me ages, got bored of it within an hour and smashed it up :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:18, archived)
# When I was younger
I made a 1:32 scale WORKING model of a Monster Truck, tires included. then I got bored of IT and trashed it.

This kind of thing makes me want to go into architecture.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:22, archived)
# whaen i was younger *ahem*
i had every set of lego going,
dont know whether my parents ever threw it away.

Imight start my own project if they havent
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:33, archived)
# I have picked a building
The Petronas Towers.

I am now oficially insane.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:34, archived)
# repost
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:39, archived)
# David Evans


(Strain, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:53, archived)
# is chris the only one with a 3 meter square monitor?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:54, archived)
# fits on my screen...
*smug*
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:56, archived)
# mine too
but then again my monitor weighs 96lbs
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:58, archived)
# [/freudian]
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:59, archived)
# it's 20"
/freudian
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:00, archived)
# Mine works on nuclear fusion
/einsteinian
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:02, archived)
# my screen weighs very little
/LCD
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:03, archived)
# bastard
fits on mine too



/puts resolution up
/hits F11

(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:58, archived)
# It fits on my phone*
*may contain hints of exaggeration.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:04, archived)
# does
THIS fit though? didnt think so...
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:05, archived)
# Please
make it bigger. I can't find my glasses.
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:55, archived)
# at least do them well....
how rare.
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:55, archived)
# Are you from Durham then?
Evidence here and here
(pattybutty and chips, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:56, archived)
# That first site
Is probably the ugliest site i have ever seen.
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:57, archived)
# i think you
missed out an "h".
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:58, archived)
# Where do you come from
if you spell it probhably :s
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:59, archived)
# Location
Ha ha!!!! STREYN


You'll have to spend ages working out where I'm originally from (not Durham), it you really want to know. There are some references to something which will limit the number of possible places equal to

How many AGR Magnox Nuclear Reactors there are in UK
(Strain, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:03, archived)
# I want to know!
100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:06, archived)
# sellafield?
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:15, archived)
# Getting there
Wrong side of the country
(Strain, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:18, archived)
# It belongs to
this 'mad' individual
(pattybutty and chips, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:02, archived)
# From
Not quite
(Strain, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:58, archived)
# studying in then?
 
(pattybutty and chips, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:00, archived)
# In
Was at Durham then, but am no longer
(Strain, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:03, archived)
# At Collingwood perhaps?
Or maybe Greys?
(pattybutty and chips, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:05, archived)
# Location
Nowhere so dull.

Look more closely at other parts of the website:



(Strain, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:08, archived)
# carsull

The porter is protecting the Carrsullhe and stopping thick people from getting in by scaring them away.
(strainflakes, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 3:58, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
and bigger please, it's not filling my screen
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:56, archived)
# Right, my name's Chris
So I've got to ring David Evans then.

on 07979 50 7782

Is it wise putting people's phone numbers on interweb message boards?

PS, you wasted your time making that website? Why? It's pointless.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:59, archived)
# Decryption systems operation
Now, if you're so clever, work out what the cherry is. Almost all of the material on the website existed anyway; it was uploaded as a security measure to ensure its continuation in the event of a disaster.
(strainflakes, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:02, archived)
# Whatever is wrong with you
they probably have a cure for. Seek help. Now
(Zoinkid, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:06, archived)
#


Frozen
Wallpaper sized

Sorry for minimal pearoast.
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:52, archived)
# I would give it a woo this time, but...
ah what the hull, woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:55, archived)
# no one likes froggy
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:01, archived)
# No, No one likes froggy.
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:03, archived)
# hes going to kill you
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:09, archived)
# Oh no!
I like froggy, I do
(yay for mutants, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Bill Gates accidentally deletes the renewal request


(conuil, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:52, archived)
# *dreams*
but then since they managed to force mikerofesoft offline i suspect anything you did with it would be short lived
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:54, archived)
# that
actually happened with hotmail.co.uk
it did it did!
seeeeeeeee!?
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:55, archived)
# ?

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:44, archived)
# Subtle!
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:45, archived)
# wibblywobblywittyditty
whats next? wokkiwekki?
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:46, archived)
# Yes
:)
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:47, archived)
# AAAH!
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:48, archived)
# Wacca-wacca?
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:47, archived)
# Nice
it took me about a minute to see them :)
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:45, archived)
# HAHAHA
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:46, archived)
# argh
the meme! the meme!
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:47, archived)
# sqtastic
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:47, archived)
# sweet
what do you write on your "appraisal" when you hate your job?
(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:50, archived)
# go on own up - how many people have me on ignore?
(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:52, archived)
# me?
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:54, archived)
# it's not a good day till we've filled our
Quota of memes





/coat
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:52, archived)
# I might as well join in the fun


Edit: No, i am not humping anything. Its my cam. I swear. No really. You have to believe me. It IS.
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:41, archived)
# you look like a very concerned
porn actor.
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:43, archived)
# Prehaps
he needs a better fluffer
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:43, archived)
# i'm imagining it's some kind of animal
by the look on his face ;)
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:45, archived)
# Thanks.



/slaps
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:51, archived)
# I know a soft porn star
shes a slut
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:54, archived)
# errr
...

thanks for sharing :)
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:55, archived)
# anytime.
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:11, archived)
# is that a look of concentration?
or do you need a poo? :)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:43, archived)
# It is a look of
pure frustration cuz my cam didn't work at first.

Till i changed the USB port.

Damn Philips.
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:43, archived)
# oh.
are you sure you didn't need even a little poo?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:44, archived)
# i'm sure
100% fact
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:45, archived)
# why don't you try and go anyway
it's a long journey
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:46, archived)
# ?
Explain thyselves?
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:46, archived)
# sound advice
always worth having a poo
just in case....
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:50, archived)
# So...
what exactly are you vigorously humping there?
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:43, archived)
# you have a very long chin
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:43, archived)
# No
i have a very substracted mouth. :P
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:44, archived)
# dutch people are funny.*
*100% FACT
may not be entirely true
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:46, archived)
# In general
dutch people are grumpy greedy assholes.
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:47, archived)
# duck people are funny.*

*100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:47, archived)
# Yeah.
Concentrate. Concentrate hard there.
Work it...
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:44, archived)
# wobbles slow reaction time and low speed
made catching the mouse an impossible dream

wobbly wobbles
not a repost, newer and improveder version
(yakmonkey, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:38, archived)
# dammit, why'd you have to go and post that just as i posted mine? gah!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:39, archived)
# where did your nodding frog go?
I was just about to give it a woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:43, archived)
# I'm going to uplaod some more codez
and link to da rude stuff! lol
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:44, archived)
# it all makes sense now
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:45, archived)
# man that is sweet
i love that
(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:39, archived)
# fucksocks
that's beer in th asfsasshfjkbord
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:39, archived)
# Are you having a fit?
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:45, archived)
# Ahhh
poor wobbles :(
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:39, archived)
# wobbles
improves with age
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:40, archived)
# i love wobbles so much that i don't care if it is a repost*




*but do it twice and i WILL kill you
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:40, archived)
# not a repost!
clearly stated!
(yakmonkey, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:40, archived)
# oh yeah


/spacker style forhead smacking, causing funny looks from colleagues/

sorry :)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:41, archived)
# i want one
are you going to have wobble kittens?
(hamchicken&peas, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:40, archived)
# wobbles...
may have wibbles.
(yakmonkey, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:41, archived)
# ohhh... sign ME up for a wibble.
that didn't sound quite right, now did it. still, i want that cat.
(raggedy anarchist, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 1:21, archived)
# having no legs can't help either :)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:41, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOO
that's brilliumpt
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:42, archived)
# Woo
Thats great, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:44, archived)
# Awww!
Poor Wobbles!

Woo!
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:46, archived)
# I don't half love that.
No no, I all love that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:56, archived)
# That
is wonderful
sweetest ever
but awww poor wobbles
(yay for mutants, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:40, archived)
# he's fat
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:03, archived)
# wonderfull


absolutely wonderfull, I salute you with a Gladys
(ivor_the_engine, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:41, archived)
# yay!
my first gladys!
(yakmonkey, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 19:57, archived)
# A bit late, but...
...very
(I helped save b3ta! C-Bean on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:16, archived)
# Woo!
and Yay! for Nohands NoFeet Kitten!
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:18, archived)
# If you look at it long enough...
...it looks as the though the mouse is staying still and the cat is moving very fast. \o/
(bob the amazing imaginary upside-down flying dog, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:29, archived)
# YAY
woo yay to blobcat relatives!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:39, archived)
# My bandwagon was terribly late


But I do love horses. BoAtA.
(wifeb3ta, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:35, archived)
# Woo for subliminal messaging.
And woo for horse loving. :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:36, archived)
# Does that
say kill Jesus in the middle?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:37, archived)
# Kill Jesus?
Why? He'll cry :(

Good use of horses and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:37, archived)
# hahaha!
Made me laugh out loud! :D

Woo yay!

(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:38, archived)
# yay
kill horses.





and jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:38, archived)
# i love it!
woo yay houpla for kill jesus messages!
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:38, archived)
# Mummy
Why do I want to Kill the messiah so much?
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:38, archived)
# hahahah woo!
i didnt notice the sublims till the second time round
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:38, archived)
# no
every time you kill a jesus...
... a kitten makes god cry

or something
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:38, archived)
# haha! no, He loves them too!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:53, archived)
# *falls of chair laughing*
mucho woo
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Tom I command thee to wibble, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:15, archived)
# INGCK



(Strain, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:35, archived)
# What- The- Hell-
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:36, archived)
# I have no idea either
but it features a battenburg cake which makes it fine with me.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:41, archived)
# His
homepage provides some answers
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:42, archived)
# Does it?
it all makes no sense to me.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:43, archived)
# Well
I now know he likes eyeballs....
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:44, archived)
# And he's from or studying in Durham
clicky here... and compare with here
(pattybutty and chips, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:53, archived)
# A battenburg...
...owned by Jesus that can miraculously talk?
(I helped save b3ta! DancesWithWeezils, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:05, archived)
# Hmmm
how odd
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:36, archived)
# i
not gets it
(m1k3k, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:37, archived)
# Sweet lordy.
What the bejayzzus is that?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:37, archived)
# ink on a battenberg?
stop this madness!
(oneofthemany, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:42, archived)
# Ingck
Clearly, obviously, a hypodermic of ingck is spontaneously injecting a battenburg cake with ingck. The hypodermic is supported by a wheel on a stalk, and a boldface arrow illustrates the general tendency of motion of the hypodermic arrangement. Meanwhile, an eyeball extending from a supporting member on wheels accompanies a suitably-labelled super-sized droplet of ingck. Underneath this, for emphasis, can be found pink coffee granules falling into a coffee cup, under the watchful gaze of a scientific eyeball, whose optical axis coincides with the centre of prismatic separation of ingck. The intermediate material is purely illustrative. Magnetic induction controls the rate of flowput of the coffee granules.
(strainflakes, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 4:17, archived)
# LucasFilm hires neds in the costume design department
Publicity photo...
... big version
 
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:31, archived)
# ha ha ha
looks like a dressing gown

tis woooooooooooooo*



*extra os add extra strength to a woo**
**may be made up
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:31, archived)
# That's
very well done :)
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:32, archived)
# jesus
that's well done!
woo yay
needs a burberry cap though + some sovvies
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:32, archived)
# True
was going to add begbie's head + cap + rings etc but thought I'd just post away
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:34, archived)
# probably
best chav post ever all the same!
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:35, archived)
# dear god!
they're everywhere! woo to the pic.
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:32, archived)
# That is superbly done
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:32, archived)
# fuck me
thats good

woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! 95778132, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:34, archived)
# Obi Wan
is a Chav???

Morning all!!!!

*shoots self*

relurks
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:34, archived)
# errrr
are you in England?
(Crazy_Cosmic_Watermelon, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:35, archived)
# ...
yeah.. sure I am!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:51, archived)
# halibut
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:36, archived)
# flounder
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:50, archived)
# mackerel
(GordSki, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:51, archived)
# that may be
the best shop i've ever seen :)
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:34, archived)
# And there's...
...me thinking that once photoshop arrives I could make a difference...think I'll stick to lurking...that is beyond woo.

spong it and make it silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:35, archived)
# Absolute genius!
(But then again, I could be wrong, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:35, archived)
# Don't want to curse it..
But that WILL end up where it's supposed to

WouldAWooToYouDoToo
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:36, archived)
# you
are so right
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:38, archived)
# Fankoo
I might try to post something more sinister next week!
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:45, archived)
#
If you've done that in tattyshop it's very, very

indeed. If you work in the textile business then,...er.. well it's still very Woo Yay indeed.
Did I say Woo Yay?
(I helped save b3ta! Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:07, archived)
# software used
PaintShop Pro. Coz I'z a skinflint.
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:15, archived)
# Obi Chav?
What next? Luck Scallywalker? Chav Vader?
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Tom I command thee to wibble, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:17, archived)
# Getting there.....


Looks like he's involved in an earthquake, but I'll know next time not to make such a dramatic shift between layers.

It'll have to wait until after my dinner though:)
(But then again, I could be wrong, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:29, archived)
# earthquake
(Crazy_Cosmic_Watermelon, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:30, archived)
# go with it
make the earth swallow 'im 'ole!
(Karoma, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:31, archived)
# Big clue here ...
The further away, the less it moves.
But, just 'cos it's only got 2 layers doesn't mean that the 2nd layer moves 1/2 as far.
The 2nd layer in this case represents a distance 100's of times further from the viewer the the 1st layer, so it must move that much less (ie, hardly at all).
Conder making a 3rd layer at the (what looks like) water to differentiate the tree on the right from the far background.
Plus, the front layer has real depth and is close (so it should really be several layers - tricky with a face).
Also, faces are a bad thing to try to fake, there's too much brain evolution gone into spotting faces to get away with it like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:49, archived)
# Stupid Combination Of The Day 2
Starfish + Poison Ivy + HIV virus (click for bigger)


part 1: falcon + onion
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:28, archived)
# lol
what do you call it? A starleaf?
(Crazy_Cosmic_Watermelon, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:30, archived)
# umm...
StarHIVy, I suppose. :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:31, archived)
# Woo
I also like the falcon onion
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:31, archived)
# needs to be called the falconion
not that i'm re-naming stuff which has nothing to do with me.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:32, archived)
# that is indeed the correct word. :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:45, archived)
# heh
thats very cool :)
(m1k3k, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:31, archived)
# that
deserves my new woo

done in paint. you can probably tell
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:31, archived)
# yeah
nice work
(Crazy_Cosmic_Watermelon, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:32, archived)
# looks familiar
(the original woodsman, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:39, archived)
# All your base...
Sigh, its been overdone. But this doesnt make it any less genius.

www.travis.servebeer.com/

yes, that is text from the scene. Amazingly small text.
(Attention Whore, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:22, archived)
# Oh that's pretty cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:24, archived)
# zero wing really was a great game
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:24, archived)
# WOW
did you do that?
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:27, archived)
# .
Sadly no.
(Attention Whore, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:30, archived)
# nice one
(Crazy_Cosmic_Watermelon, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:28, archived)
# made it link
nice work, thats quality
(The_Niall, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:29, archived)
# blimeh
that must have taken DAYS ! :/
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:30, archived)
# AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH
wHY WON'T THE LINK WORK
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:31, archived)
# anyone for ping - spong?
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:21, archived)
# ouch!
how did they suddenly become so big?
(Crazy_Cosmic_Watermelon, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:23, archived)
# Woo!
Top Punnage!
(Duke Flipside Bidet to you, sir, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:23, archived)

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