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#

(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:36, archived)
# eh?
forkwear? thois summaers fashion
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:39, archived)
# Why has that poor thing got a zip?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:40, archived)
# I would take him and holiday
and keep my pjs inside him :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:40, archived)
# seamless.




/coat
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 23:12, archived)
# Two (appalling) puns for the price of one...
(Oknotok, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:35, archived)
# Looking at filenames
is a dirty habit.

/slaps wrist
(I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:37, archived)
# /administers a second slap for good measure
(Oknotok, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:38, archived)
# Big time menstruality
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:31, archived)
# I realise some of you might not get this
it's this spacker. He's big in Iceland.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:33, archived)
# that didnt help!!
im even more confused
(I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:34, archived)
# here he is
www.iamvork.com
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:34, archived)
# 'kin hell
what happened to the completely blank blog
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:36, archived)
# nice one
Yeaah like this iceland place actualy exists
(pavlov wants to belive in nihilism (but is having trouble), Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:35, archived)
# that's because
you're a spacktard
(in the nicest possible way)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:37, archived)
# Fan-fucking-tastic!
why have i never seen that before?
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:40, archived)
# We only made it on Saturday night,
and we haven't really been spamming it. We made it for the 4rthur board really...
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:42, archived)
# Top notch
Biggest laugh in ages.
W/Y/H to all involved.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:43, archived)
# thats ACE
one of the very few things that have made me laugh today. in fact i nearly had a milk to monitor via nose encounter
(ApathyBoy ApathyBoy, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:46, archived)
# yes
I truly spack hard
ps thats ace
(pavlov wants to belive in nihilism (but is having trouble), Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:46, archived)
# Truly w00t!
Laugh out loud funny - congrats to all involved! :)
(But then again, I could be wrong, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:52, archived)
# oh yes
"touchy feely spacktards belming"
you owe me a mouth full of stella ;)
(I helped save b3ta! FatherJack /me belms, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:58, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha
*repeat to fade*
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:34, archived)
# What a fucking ugly cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:37, archived)
# you would, though.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:41, archived)
# It looks so right.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:37, archived)
# ahahahahahahahahahahaha
but surely bjork is the queen of touchy feely spacktards?

doesn't aht bring about the end of all existence or something?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:37, archived)
# hahaha!
you're officially a genius... hehehe...

*goes back to making superfluff*
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:39, archived)
# Awwww
he looks like he needs *hugs* and *fuzzles*

Edit: actually I meant *hugz* and *fuzzlez*

*grinz*

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:42, archived)
# Better job than mine...
Crudely drawn Bjork
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:56, archived)
# it bites
(dec, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:28, archived)
# aaaah...
...it's so cut.... OH GOD! KILL IT!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:30, archived)
# Woo! to the pic
but Bah for reminding me of late 80s pop/rock bands. It Bites were bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:30, archived)
# How proverbial
and scary too!

nice work
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:30, archived)
# woo for wolfhog
(Smiling Naked Toad is in a sexy mood, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:30, archived)
# Id hate to meet its mum...
(I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:32, archived)
# that
loops so well
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:37, archived)
# Erugh, the flesh on its back leg looks rather festery......
Very Woo though!
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:32, archived)
# Pork chops that bite back...
Woo! Nice blendin'!

Quick jack as this isn't worthy of it's own thread... My first attempt at flash here (as my ftp is borked).

(I helped save b3ta! feaf, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:36, archived)
# Hmmm..
Got any lettuce & tomatoes?

I feel a new boundary in sandwich technology needs crossing.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:36, archived)
#
(mentalprolapse, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:27, archived)
# tj
eeeeep
google search for
kirk
second image in
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:29, archived)
# Why?
(generalname, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:29, archived)
# i don't know
but i what i do know is red bull cans are not very big...
(bldcel, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:31, archived)
# one of these pics is not like the other ones
one of these pics is doing his own thing

/Sesame St?
(gowithnoakes, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:30, archived)
# oh
my

god... why?!
(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:31, archived)
# hahahahahahah
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:32, archived)
# eww
safe search doing its usual sterling job, there
(I helped save b3ta! FatherJack /me belms, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:33, archived)
# sorry but
is this one of those jokes that is only funny if you understand quadratic equations and/or are bloody clever at coding html?
(Smiling Naked Toad is in a sexy mood, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:29, archived)
# Nah, but break something at work
and you'll see what I mean... I am making a fairly safe assumption you are forced to use a legacy OS.
(mentalprolapse, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:37, archived)
# does that say durex service pack 4?
i didn't realise that they made patches for condoms :P sounds like a puncture repair kit
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:30, archived)
# Wa-Hay! 'nix jokes
My Favourite one!

(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:31, archived)
# the "consumer action shots"
are way funnier
(I helped save b3ta! FatherJack /me belms, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:34, archived)
# heh
(mentalprolapse, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:34, archived)
# this is how WWIII will start

mark my words!
(gowithnoakes, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:27, archived)
# "I do not know how World War 3 will be fought,
but World War 4 will be fought with cucumbers."

/Einstein
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:29, archived)
# Bo! (and sparrows)
?
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:32, archived)
# wow
vegetable warfare, i never thought it would come to it....
(I helped save b3ta! [DTMX] Fishing hook, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:29, archived)
# with a
pepper?
(mixtapes, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:29, archived)
# Cucumber
the peppers will be dropped from B52s after the initial wave of SLCM (sub launched cucumber missiles)
(gowithnoakes, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:31, archived)
# Corn on the cobb = Cluster bombs?
Fiendish fuckers vegetables.

NEVER EAT THEM
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:34, archived)
# Monkeys will start it your brainless fool!
And they'll inherit the earth!
Don't make me rap battle your arse!
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:31, archived)
# Before his capture, Shipman made the police work for their money.....
(But then again, I could be wrong, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:24, archived)
# thats bril that is
and is worthy of a spazmic woo
(Smiling Naked Toad is in a sexy mood, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:25, archived)
# hehe
hovering police cars...tee hee hee..oh yeah, and the actualy joke. w00
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:27, archived)
# Thats
just made me want to make a Harold Shipman skin for my GTA vice city game.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:27, archived)
# vroom!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:30, archived)
# .
(Carlos the Badger, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:22, archived)
# Fan
fucking
tastic.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:23, archived)
# thats a tmesm or something
(The Spelling Police, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:24, archived)
# No, it's just
the way I walk.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:25, archived)
# you should get that seen too
or something
(The Spelling Police, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:27, archived)
# very woo
I like this for some reason. mmmmmm
(pavlov wants to belive in nihilism (but is having trouble), Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:24, archived)
# Boo-i-ful creature the manatee.
I can really see why sailors wanna shag them.
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:25, archived)
# well,,,
when men are alone on a boat...

EDIT: woo for manatees! and yay to you sir!
(bldcel, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:26, archived)
# An the cabin boys died of scurvy...
What else are you gunna do?
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:27, archived)
# i don't think i even want to know
half the stuff that goes on in the mind of a bloke.
(bldcel, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:28, archived)
# Which
bloke?
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:33, archived)
# any bloke
!

EDIT: unless it can be turned to my advantage.
(bldcel, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:38, archived)
# It's essentially impossible for any woman to understand the minds of men.
For to do so requires a sense of basic causality.
*runs like fuck*
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:41, archived)
# You women sure are cunning.
Bet your planning something right noe arn't cha?
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:45, archived)
# (sings) Tye dyed shirts, Penguins, Man flares, anteaters...
These are a few of my faverite things...
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:34, archived)
# *sings*
MANATEE! SWEET MANATEE!
MY BUXOM BOVINE FROM THE SEA
OH, WON'T YOU COME AND MARRY ME?
MY WARM AND FLACID MANATEEEE!
*puts Sam 'n' Max book back on shelf*
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:28, archived)
# someone actually
made that song up!!! Someone actually considered marrying a manatee!
(bldcel, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:30, archived)
# Well, no.
It's from a work of fiction. A comedy, in fact.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:30, archived)
# all comedy is based on fact
isn't it??
(bldcel, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:32, archived)
# that's not based on fact?
(bldcel, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:40, archived)
# It is.
The fact of PURE, UNSULLIED FUNNY.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:42, archived)
# aha, repost opportunity ...




ahem, as you were ... :)


WOO to your pic too :)

(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:25, archived)
# no more pearosts or no pr0n for you
(That guy with a hat., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:31, archived)
# Is it sad that I know the name
of that sweet young thing?
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:33, archived)
# yes
now give name and link..
(Karoma, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:38, archived)
# She is Gauge.
She is everywhere.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:44, archived)
# We had a couple Rowdy blokes in my work last night...
...they left these in the photo booth when i kicked them out.

edit: I'm off for the night. ta!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:16, archived)
# I think you are lying
Woo!
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:16, archived)
# hehehe
woo!


pretty sure that was in Amelie...
(Karoma, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:17, archived)
# can't be richard gere's arse, where's the hamster?
woooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:17, archived)
# i always
imagined Brian had a much hairier arse ... Not that i imagine that kinda thing much!! very woo tho :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jaffacake, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:18, archived)
# oi!
nathin wrong with a hairy arse... er...
(Karoma, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:19, archived)
# Bloody cheek(s)!
Kick em i say.
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:18, archived)
# Hehehe
I like it


but I hate richard gere.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:18, archived)
# ah hah hah hah hah hah hah!!!!
woo! :)

i am about to build a brand new b3tan meme kit (it always helps to have a spare). any suggestions for images that are not in spiny's collection that need adding?
could also do with a hand building PNG's/PSD's of the ones that have no templates
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:19, archived)
# is the b3ta pirate in?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:21, archived)
# no sign of a pirate in spiny's collection
e-mail in profile :)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:22, archived)
# damn, i can't sem to find it at the moment
i'll keep looking

if you want a mirror for it once it's up then let me know, i have a fair bit of spare space on my server
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:25, archived)
# fine by me :)
when its done the plan is to have the files spread across lots of hosts (e.g. larger files on my ISP space, smaller ones on lazygamer and militiadesign domains)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:27, archived)
# a great big one
of my gorgeous face
(Smiling Naked Toad is in a sexy mood, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:21, archived)
# are
the PSD available in the one place atm?
(Karoma, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:22, archived)
# on some files yes
but not all.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:22, archived)
# URL?
please?
(Karoma, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:22, archived)
# here ye go
www.spiny.org/b3ta/b3ta_kit/
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:24, archived)
# danke
:)
(Karoma, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:25, archived)
# hmm
I always thought layered PSDs with the meme's ready-chopped out would be a useful construction tool but I decided against (trying to) make one as:
a) it takes half the fun out of doing it yourself and everyone getting to see the somewhat-less-than-seamless mashes
and
b) it could quite easily become a "bandwagon generation tool"
but mostly
c) if I did it then it would have been completely shite
(I helped save b3ta! FatherJack /me belms, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:31, archived)
# well
personal preference and all that :)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:32, archived)
# not knocking the idea at all
just that combining b) and c) might've made me personally responsible for a flood of extremely poorly executed bandwagon pics ;)
(I helped save b3ta! FatherJack /me belms, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:41, archived)
# there's a thin line
between meme and bandwagon anyway
none IMO
(Karoma, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:34, archived)
# brian
needs brian
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:26, archived)
# damn right it does.
if you'd be a dear and grab a few good images of him, e-mail to me (its in my profile)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:28, archived)
# k then
i'll do my best
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:29, archived)
# so proud...



(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:14, archived)
# oh you mun u basterdz. . .
have a spazmic woo
(Smiling Naked Toad is in a sexy mood, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:16, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/3068279
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:19, archived)
# aaaaaaaah!!!
that is approximately 500% as spazmic as mine
(Smiling Naked Toad is in a sexy mood, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:24, archived)
# He comes from Korea or somewhere out there
doesnt he? Well thats far enough from Manc for him to be a Rag.

edit - oops. Woo to the pic. Just not the shirt ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:19, archived)
# Aaaggghhhhh
My bee-yoo-tiful eyes!!!

/LFC Fan
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:22, archived)
# ooooh
we got u guys on saturday! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:24, archived)
# oo
the traffic warden guy. they made me laugh all over again :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:26, archived)
# ahah
ta! she'll be back soon - she's taken a well earned break!
(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:26, archived)
# franky was very important in the real estate market


he was a bit crusty tho
(waikiki, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:12, archived)
# lol
(Smiling Naked Toad is in a sexy mood, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:14, archived)
# I groan a thousend groans.
Brill piccie though.
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:14, archived)
# The AWOL and the Meercat?
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:12, archived)
# Apparantly.
Anything with a meerkat is good, in my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:16, archived)
# boom!
Evenin all, Just joining this wonderful civilisation called b3ta? better than being stuck in a traffic jam behind a nissan micra!
(explosive_monkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:08, archived)
# whats rule 1 everybody?
hi new person, youll like it round here
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:09, archived)
# no
bandwagons
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:10, archived)
# Wash hands after fwappage?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:11, archived)
# oh
/looks at hands

erm...

*fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:13, archived)
# jezuz
you'll be attracting MJ and Gary G like this
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:14, archived)
# you got it
ew
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:13, archived)
# no
goatse
(m1k3k, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:11, archived)
# thats a good
rule #1
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:14, archived)
# If it's your first time,
you must shop.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:15, archived)
# rule one
you don't talk about the message board?
(ApathyBoy ApathyBoy, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:16, archived)
# Ooh, Fight Club
near-mindpiss.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:17, archived)
# rule two
you don't talk about the message.... oh wait no thats rule one... rule two no smoking


*i miss spaced so much*
(ApathyBoy ApathyBoy, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:19, archived)
#
*maintains silent vigil*
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:20, archived)
# can i get any of you cunts a drink
shaun of the dead is certainly bridging that gap (or space... maybe)
(ApathyBoy ApathyBoy, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:22, archived)
# Haven't gotten around to seeing that yet.
The girl I wanted to see it with is being a NEUROTIC IDIOT. Or "woman", as they are known colloquially. Still, hope springs eternal.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:23, archived)
# get some chloroform
that way you have choices either take this lady chum or not, its easy this way.
(ApathyBoy ApathyBoy, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:26, archived)
# I like the way you think.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:29, archived)
# Rule Three
Do not divulge tEh upLaOD CoDEz.
(Xybex, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:23, archived)
# You'll never leave?
?
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:24, archived)
# welcome
welcome
welcome

pull up a kitten, watch out for the quo, and so forth
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:09, archived)
# brace
yourself for flamage
edit: well nevermind, stop bracing yourself I guess...
(kaibosh, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:09, archived)
# flamage
sounds like a dessert
(Lord of the Beans, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:14, archived)
# It should be "Flamage au Creme".
It just sounds right.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:18, archived)
# Watch out
here it comes....

Edit Well I stand corrected - welcome!To explain, often new peeps are flamed for poting text onyl to a new thread - get shopping and show us your pics!
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:09, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:12, archived)
# ,
(I can see his zipper...)
(kaibosh, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:13, archived)
# ooh
saucy!
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:20, archived)
# huzzah! pull up a kitten
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:10, archived)
# Good evening
believe what they say i haven't left once its messy now i need sanitation please help!
(ApathyBoy ApathyBoy, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:10, archived)
# You could also use
a bit more punctuation :)
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:13, archived)
# none left
i ran out on day 13andi thinkspaces arenext
(ApathyBoy ApathyBoy, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:17, archived)
# *snort*
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:25, archived)
# Warning
We are all completely insane quizwallop.

Fin
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:12, archived)
# Insane? My home is b3ta then
I have Meatvest and a dookie with a rather tasty cuverlosis!
(explosive_monkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:14, archived)
# Lookin forward to that one then.
Oh yes.

(licks lips)
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:16, archived)
# welcome!
enjoy your stay- it shall be forever
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:13, archived)
# \makes very quick notes on ducks
\autocomplete
(generalname, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:14, archived)
# 'scuse my ignorance
but how do you get autocomplete? where does it come from?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:16, archived)
# Am i bringing the WMD?



Click the subject box and a little menu comes down, select away. May only work in IE though
(generalname, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:19, archived)
# and firefox
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:20, archived)
# I stand corrected
although i did put 'may be' in there.
(generalname, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:22, archived)
# the "orange"
(it's a function of IE)
(I helped save b3ta! FatherJack /me belms, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:20, archived)
# All of the above.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:15, archived)
# AWWW bless him
(ApathyBoy ApathyBoy, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:08, archived)
# Ladies and Gentlemen, I present....

... Jimmy Seville!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:05, archived)
# It's just no fun any more...
(mentalprolapse, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:03, archived)
# the early 90's was lego's heyday
for me, i still have 3 kilo's of Lego Technic stashed in my bedroom :)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:04, archived)
# this i agree with
early lego technic was fucking fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:06, archived)
# I prefered Duplo.
Only reason was cos it was bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:08, archived)
# i always had a bit of a passion for duplo too
it was great fun
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:12, archived)
# It was one of those toys...
... that your Dad buys you, just so he can play with it!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:16, archived)
# i have a fully working 1984 pneumatic set
apparently worth £100 now.

*logs into ebay*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:10, archived)
# yes
I was always jealous of the stylist cafés and slim-walled houses my younger sister was able to construct with her lego sets - my creations were always entirely constructed from big 2x4 bricks, usually titled "large tower in red, yellow and black"

somebody else did this

but it is clearly ace
sorry I can't remember who
(I helped save b3ta! FatherJack /me belms, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:11, archived)
# I love that
I love it a lot.
(generalname, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:16, archived)
# I'll kill an enemy of yours
for those technics...

They just don't make those like they used to.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:26, archived)
# yay lego
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:04, archived)
# that needs a 'bugger' speechbubble just at the end there
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:07, archived)
# woo lego
[insert brilliant animation here]
(Smiling Naked Toad is in a sexy mood, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:08, archived)
# Yay for Lego!
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:07, archived)
# yay for lego

mmm. pearostage
(pavlov wants to belive in nihilism (but is having trouble), Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:16, archived)
# Surprise!
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:02, archived)
# squish it
SQUISH IT HARD!!!
(Smiling Naked Toad is in a sexy mood, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:03, archived)
# That's both
Awwww! and
Aaaaargh!
at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:04, archived)
# indeed
and there seem to be missing seam
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:04, archived)
# have just found a good excuse 4 a pee roast
(Smiling Naked Toad is in a sexy mood, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:56, archived)
# a pee roast?
Dear god..
(Ocarina and the horse comes., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:57, archived)
# It'd all boil away
shirely it would?
(generalname, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:58, archived)
# Youd think so, wouldnt you?
And whats left over would look remarkably similar to this wonderful piece of artwork.
(Ocarina and the horse comes., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:01, archived)
# A little harsh?
(generalname, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:10, archived)
# no
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:13, archived)
# No.
I prefer.. "honest"
(Ocarina and the horse comes., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:15, archived)
# ah, one of those chestnuts
the truth hurts and all that?
(generalname, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:17, archived)
# Fraid so.
(Ocarina and the horse comes., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:19, archived)
# *imagines the stench*
ewwww

evening, how're you?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:58, archived)
# Im alright dear

Howre you?
(Ocarina and the horse comes., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:59, archived)
# blimeh! quite the invitation
i'm pretty good, knackered as ever but i've set up my intravainous caffiene drip so i jsut have to wait for a second wind. I've been fractaling
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:04, archived)
# I see.
Im a bit creeped out to be honest, so Im hiding.

Rescue me?
(Ocarina and the horse comes., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:07, archived)
# *dons spandex suit and cape*
erm... are you sure you want me to?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:11, archived)
# Hmm
Perhaps not dressed like that.
My family already think im a little odd, a spandex bloke rescuing me could tip it off the scale.
(Ocarina and the horse comes., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:14, archived)
# bah! so picky
*puts underpants back on the inside of his trousers*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:19, archived)
# Is there even a reason to pearost?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:58, archived)
# it looks like
hes hiding pr0n in that book
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:59, archived)
# if that's the repost
where's the excuse?
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:58, archived)
# seeing the sex pistols colouring book made me laugh
would have added this onto that thread, but am too slow


oh and also , I'm evil
(Smiling Naked Toad is in a sexy mood, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:00, archived)
# ok
just checking
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:01, archived)
# your pea has just knocked another persons work off the board
everyones being very sporting tonight
(m1k3k, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:59, archived)
# arrr a pearoast
(That guy with a hat., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:02, archived)
# if you post porn on the board
the rspca kill a kitten...
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:03, archived)
# i'm willing
to take that risk
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:05, archived)
# hey it was...
...in the kit
(That guy with a hat., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:06, archived)
# 'in the kit'?
what kit?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:06, archived)
# the b3tan meme kit
www.spiny.org/b3ta/b3ta_kit/

the version that's still up
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:09, archived)
# i forgot about that old one
*smacks forehead*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:10, archived)
# should i take it down?
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:27, archived)
# PR0N!
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:05, archived)
# I CAN SEE NIPPLES
ive got my shirt off
(Lord of the Beans, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:06, archived)
# Has she always had visible nipples?
I'm sure the old bandwaggon was nipple-free. Maybe it's just me.
(I helped save b3ta! foop, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:06, archived)
# there are two
one with nips and one without
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:07, archived)
# ok my peeps i am getting the skeletor and beastman vid...
and my bro just beat me playing magic:the gathering
(That guy with a hat., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:56, archived)
# wrong place, try
www.blogger.com
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:56, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:59, archived)
# Wow
Now I can die happy, thanks for the info!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:56, archived)
# I
shall sleep easier tonight because of that
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:57, archived)
# i beg of you
to post that spacky panda dave thing again
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:01, archived)
# go on then
but first ye must perform a riddle of three...
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:03, archived)
# that
cheered me up no end ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:04, archived)
# *doffs hat*


*does a little dance*


*falls over*
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:06, archived)
# I applaud
your doffage!
(Neilioso, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:07, archived)
# Hazza!
Shame they 're all dieing because they're gay.
Pandas that is.
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:07, archived)
# DIE THEY MUST DIE THE PANDAS MUST DIE
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:11, archived)
# and you just knocked someones work off the board
happy?
(m1k3k, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:57, archived)
# Right ho ...
You clearly haven't read the FAQ, this is about the 4th thread waste I've seen from you today, so I am going to ignore you.
You just don't seem to want to try and understand what this place is all about.
It is not a random place for you to tell people what's in your brain this minute. If you want that, try live journal or some such.
We do not come here for your inane ramblings, we come here for cool stuff people have made.
Please bear this in mind.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:20, archived)
# Text Adventure
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:55, archived)
# Fantastic.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:58, archived)
# thats
fucking genius
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:58, archived)
# Hahaha Woo!!
That made me laugh far more than I should!
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:59, archived)
# I
Love that


/relurks
(natural selection, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:59, archived)
# Woohoo
"Thorin sits down and sings about gold."

Have you not been in these parts recently, or am I just not being very observant?
(I helped save b3ta! foop, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:59, archived)
# Been busy.....
.....eating Worthers Originals and force feeding the wrapers to pigeons, wood mice and dinner ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:41, archived)
# heheh...
..*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:00, archived)
# that will
keep the denziens of pipingrad happy for days....
(Dangermouse., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:11, archived)
# haha!
takes me back.

marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:13, archived)

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