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But I had no more time to do it. Apologies for quickness/nastiness and lack of seamlessness. Had to put my first post on here sometime...

the original anyway, although I think they might be at a couple of removes
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:59,
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I remember cutting those damn things out with my eyes closed some time back.
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 14:00,
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...when I saw the original Starbucks logo posting, I was surprised that they didn't add the hands to it. Obviously goatse has obviously infiltrated my innocent mind. *sobs*
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 14:05,
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This song has been in my head for the past 2 years...
I've spent half an hour on it's first mix, hope you all enjoy...
Cheers,
BFM
OK, Link should work now...
Should just download, or open in winamp, or do what ever the hell you've set up your browser todo when the threat of an MP3 is near...
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:55,
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I've spent half an hour on it's first mix, hope you all enjoy...
Cheers,
BFM
OK, Link should work now...
Should just download, or open in winamp, or do what ever the hell you've set up your browser todo when the threat of an MP3 is near...

I can cut-and-paste for it to work, but the above link is wrong.
(listening to it now)
Edit: Very nice.
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:56,
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(listening to it now)
Edit: Very nice.

Yes, tiz my first record in awhile... I now need to sit down, perfect it untill I go crazy.
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:59,
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Edit: lovely... mindwarping serenity....
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:57,
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very nice... it's plinky and kind of happy sad, I like it.
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:59,
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All my songs seem to be happy sad... Mostly due to radio head fucking me up at a young age...
Here's one I made earlier... with a flash thingy ontop....
SPINOUT ALERT!!! SPINOUT ALEART!!!
ehem.
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 14:04,
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Here's one I made earlier... with a flash thingy ontop....
SPINOUT ALERT!!! SPINOUT ALEART!!!
ehem.

but unfwatunately, I don't have flash on my work PC.
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 14:08,
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well made
A one way ticket to pukesville to each viewer though
;)
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 14:18,
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A one way ticket to pukesville to each viewer though
;)

a word of advice though, and this is only minor.......
at the beginning, it seems like the plinks above the rhythmn line don't seem to fit. At the end, it's all together and it sounds ace. Get the first half in line correctly and you'll be onto a winner.
Don't mean to be mean or owt, I always find that a fresh ear and perspective can point things out that you never thought were there.
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 14:12,
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at the beginning, it seems like the plinks above the rhythmn line don't seem to fit. At the end, it's all together and it sounds ace. Get the first half in line correctly and you'll be onto a winner.
Don't mean to be mean or owt, I always find that a fresh ear and perspective can point things out that you never thought were there.

feel free to call me a cunt
(cunt cunt fucking cunt cunt cunt)
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 14:21,
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(cunt cunt fucking cunt cunt cunt)

Shouldn't you give some credit to i've been driven mad trying to prove my sanity since you 'borrowed' their pic?
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:59,
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doesn't happen too often though
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 14:03,
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Original Idea: i've been driven mad trying to prove my sanity
Artist: i've been driven mad trying to prove my sanity
Concept: i've been driven mad trying to prove my sanity
Grip: i've been driven mad trying to prove my sanity
B3tan: i've been driven mad trying to prove my sanity
Producer: i've been driven mad trying to prove my sanity
Director: i've been driven mad trying to prove my sanity
Original:
www.b3ta.com/board/3341576
Plagiarist: klondyker
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 14:04,
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Artist: i've been driven mad trying to prove my sanity
Concept: i've been driven mad trying to prove my sanity
Grip: i've been driven mad trying to prove my sanity
B3tan: i've been driven mad trying to prove my sanity
Producer: i've been driven mad trying to prove my sanity
Director: i've been driven mad trying to prove my sanity
Original:
www.b3ta.com/board/3341576
Plagiarist: klondyker

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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:53,
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...a fixed width font for that. <pre> it or such.
Oh. And 'tis Brian?
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:56,
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Oh. And 'tis Brian?

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there was something obvious I wasn`t doing
Thanks for the advice :)
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 14:45,
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Thanks for the advice :)

It's good, damn good and if you zoom the text size to ikkle it's even better. (ctrl+mousewheel)
Woo to the Yay to the hoopla la la
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 14:06,
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Woo to the Yay to the hoopla la la

they just all wear camouflage these days..
woo...
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:52,
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woo...

(Queen mum's funeral??? I was standing just next to the photographer if it was... couldn't get through the crowds to get my sandwich...)
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:51,
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didn't want to use a pic of a 'normal' funeral cos I'm a sensitive soul.
You should've gone to the wake and picked up some free food as you couldn't get your sandwich.
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:54,
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You should've gone to the wake and picked up some free food as you couldn't get your sandwich.

than those wonderful floral things that spell out "DAD" or "GRANDMA" or "ARCHIE"
They are just so... beautiful.
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:53,
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They are just so... beautiful.

My mum has repeatedly told us that she does not want MUM spelt out in flowers on her coffin. I occasionally use it as a jokey threat, but this would present a risk of her "coming back" to haunt us - a maternal ghost telling us to eat the lettuce...
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:14,
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a car in a funeral procession with England flags on, last week.
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 14:01,
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but Brittish people who go abroad and riot get called English, its great we get away with so much
EDIT how rude woo the pic
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:49,
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EDIT how rude woo the pic

and somebody asks me if I am English, I find it's usually better just to nod and say yes rather than try to explain the complexities of the British nation and it's individual components.
Having said that, I haven't rioted abroad. Yet.
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:52,
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Having said that, I haven't rioted abroad. Yet.

sun, sand, beer and urine stenching prison cells - it's the only way to travel.
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:58,
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A collection of 12 people or more is technically classified as a riot
100% uber fact!
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 14:01,
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100% uber fact!

In which a landowner can stop any assembly of more than 12 people within a 5 mile radius of their property - s'funny I can't seem to get the police to stop the chavvy fuckers hanging around our street - even if they did steal our motorbike!
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 14:04,
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but his heritage is unclear. Many of his colleagues are indeed Welsh.
Mind you, is there a MUFC supporter who lives within 50 miles of Manchester...?
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:49,
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Mind you, is there a MUFC supporter who lives within 50 miles of Manchester...?

but too right. all I have to say to him is: hahahahaha you pikey fucker
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:48,
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I wasn't sure - they certainly sentenced him fast.
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:51,
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see ... if we'd given them the pay deal they asked for he'd be able to afford to riot in lisbon and not some pikey resort in the algarve
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:54,
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to go rioting abroad - errrr, scratch that ;)
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:57,
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did i spell that right?
it's lkovely though
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:57,
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it's lkovely though


bit small and a bit crap but im feeling lazy today.

she fookin' would as well.
and then corner him into shagging her on tv.
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:47,
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and then corner him into shagging her on tv.


I love those pixelthingies!! This is great stuff!
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:43,
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Scientists today discovered a chav in it's early stages of life and are hopeful of finding a poison to attack it's Burberry gene and eliminate this pest from our towns and shopping centres!*

Been done?
*may not be 100% fact but is 100% wishful thinking!
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:35,
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Been done?
*may not be 100% fact but is 100% wishful thinking!

but I said on here recently that they were spawned by a 12-foot high Ned Queen with a heaving, sweating ovipositor laying Burberry eggs.
And I can't get it out of my head.
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:40,
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And I can't get it out of my head.

but if you use source pics from any of the Alien movies or games- I will kill you.
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:42,
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So fank you verily much
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:47,
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That's even shorter, and it may save some time...
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:38,
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Have an Henry to celebrate my leaving..
2-0 England

I thought I'd post my second (kind of) complete song here too!
Click here to download (6k or something, I love MIDI)
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:31,
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Click here to download (6k or something, I love MIDI)

but Ski Sunday is effectively a Bach fugue with brass. Ace.
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:39,
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Tales of the unexpected is simply amazing. Doffs cap.
We've been listening to mp3 ski sunday a lot here recently but that midi can go to my phone and stay there.
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 14:10,
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We've been listening to mp3 ski sunday a lot here recently but that midi can go to my phone and stay there.

that is a most woo idea and i gotta havvit...
pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease !
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:38,
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pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease !

doo doo doo doo doo
duh duh duh duh
*siniging along*
great :)
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:33,
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duh duh duh duh
*siniging along*
great :)

(Its my favourite MIDI tone thingy)
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:35,
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Damn english hooligans
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:30,
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*sniff* they make me so proud
*wipes away tear and salutes flag*
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:33,
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*wipes away tear and salutes flag*
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