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# No reason...
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click for bigger...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:00, archived)
# Very nice
style, what did you do it in?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:00, archived)
# Potatoshop
of all things...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:01, archived)
# They look like the Kodama from Mononoke Hime (Princess Mononoke)
Very odd little chaps them!
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:02, archived)
# ...
i thought that
(I helped save b3ta! Radagarst, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:20, archived)
# beautiful
reminds me of this advert for United Airlines in the tube station...
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:01, archived)
# i
like
that (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:02, archived)
# thats so so good
great style. love it.
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:02, archived)
# That's quite lovely.
Are they falling from the sky & landing in the tree, or being blown out of the tree up into the sky?

I have to know, or I shan't sleep tonight.

w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:03, archived)
# Those
are SkyBoys. At least, that's what they say they are, anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:05, archived)
# Thank you for clearing that one up.
What pleasant boys they are, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:07, archived)
# none needed...
that's lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:03, archived)
# That's rather nice.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:04, archived)
# wow that's fantastic
How did you do the background?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:04, archived)
# I'm not
sure, really. I just messed around with different tools until I got something that looked good. Something like that anyway.

I'd be hopeless at writing tutorials...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:08, archived)
# That am Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:04, archived)
# That's fucking great!
You have no idea how jealous I am of your skill and style.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:05, archived)
# your jealous?
how do you think the rest of us feel?

lucky tallented wankers*

*maynotactuallybewankersbutitmakesmefeelbetter
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:16, archived)
# no reason is the best reason
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:06, archived)
# i really like that
it's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:18, archived)
# he really should look where he's going...

evening... :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:52, archived)
# lamp-post
*splat*

would be even more ace that it is already.
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:54, archived)
# Hahahahah!
Bloody showoff!
He'll be using his tail to snatch passing ladies handbags next!

w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:54, archived)
# Haha
Ace. and it goes so well with Ska.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:55, archived)
# silly kids
never lookin where they's goin

:D woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:55, archived)
# huzzah
those things are ace
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Top eclectechness.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:55, archived)
# eclectechness ?
that should be a proper word (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:57, archived)
# It is a
perfectly cromulent descriptor. Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:59, archived)
# hehehe
wheeeeeeeeeeerkat ?
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:56, archived)
# very woo!
and such a happy little smiley on her face. :D
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:59, archived)
# showoff :p
TJ: channel 4 has got some great x-rays
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:59, archived)
# There is some mad stuff
on this already. man with anchor in head for one.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:01, archived)
# Eclexcellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:04, archived)
# Yippee! Weeee!
Segway animal fun-
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(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:04, archived)
# Would you not prefer this traffic light?
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:49, archived)
# I'd prefer it if they were called go signs
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:50, archived)
# There is no Go on that one
Red...Amber...Red

*makes a psychodelic noise*

woo pic
(ClockworkDespot, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:52, archived)
# Isn't that traffic light broked?
Traffic lights go Green - Amber - Red - Red+Amber - Green.
That one's going backwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:00, archived)
# cosines?
/maths humour is not funny
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:52, archived)
# just realised it was a traffic light
slow old me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:52, archived)
# erm
you posted it!
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:54, archived)
# ..yeah i posted it
or was it the matrix?
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:56, archived)
# vntage we had better not go into the whole
matrix conversation again.
(That guy with a hat., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:03, archived)
# or was that Stick Figure Ninja
???
(That guy with a hat., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:05, archived)
# there's no green on it
imagine the traffic jams!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:52, archived)
# bollocks
forgot to change colour :(

fucksocks
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:53, archived)
# it makes it funnier actually
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:55, archived)
# yay
www.heekee.com/cgi-bin/bbs/YaBB.pl?board=HEEKEE;action=display;num=1089411586
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:52, archived)
# that guy is a twat
'nuff said
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:02, archived)
# what me?
or that heekee guy
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:12, archived)
# I'll give you one guess ...
And the answer is HeeKee.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:17, archived)
# traffic
lights go

red, red + amber, green, amber, red.

/pedantic cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:56, archived)
# Mind piiiiiiiiisssssssssss
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:03, archived)
# Yes
but why is the amber one being bum-raped by a mop?
(I helped save b3ta! BamaSS, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:14, archived)
# For no particular reason
I've always found this picture vaguley amusing.
www.nyanko.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/dreamstone/images/dreamintro.jpg
Must be my odd sense of humor.
Mod Edit: Save other people's bandwidth and post their pics as links please.
(Quizbo, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:43, archived)
# Dreamstone!!!!
(washing_machine, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:43, archived)
# Indeed
I was going through some classic kids Tv programmes. Next on my search list is fraggle rock.
(Quizbo, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:44, archived)
# sod fraggle rock
Samurai Pizza Cats!
(ClockworkDespot, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:45, archived)
# Woh hell yeah!!!!
forgot about that one.
**adds to list**
(Quizbo, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:46, archived)
# wot about Pac-Man?
god I haven't seen that in years (can't wait till the download finishes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:47, archived)
# someone put the whole of that on suprnova
where would they get it? a lot of dodgy collections being aired...
(Icouldsleepforever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:49, archived)
# old VHS tapes
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:52, archived)
# EVERY episode?
Goes beyond dedication that one
(Icouldsleepforever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:58, archived)
# all bar 1
and yes that's some severe dedication
when ITV showed ReBoot I managed to tape all but a few of the first two seasons, which I now put to DVD and borrowed some tapes from other fans to complete the set :)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:01, archived)
# have you done/got "attack of the killer tomatos"?
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:48, archived)
# It appears that there were
some bloody weird programmes out there... Button moon... ahhhh
(Quizbo, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:50, archived)
# Actually
they make me laugh too
www.two4u.com/pizzacats/pics/pizzacats.jpg
Mod Edit: Save other people's bandwidth and post their pics as links please.
**edit** sorry mod - Will do in the future!
(Quizbo, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:47, archived)
# Kids TV
Just is designed to make you laugh when your're older...

Case Study: Captain Pogwash
(ClockworkDespot, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:51, archived)
# shame all the 'funny names' from that show
never really existed on the cartoon.

www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/pugwash.htm
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:52, archived)
# I...Feel like the entirety of reality
has come crashing down....

I..

I...dont know what to think anymore...
(ClockworkDespot, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:56, archived)
# *passes smelling salts*
*hits Clockwork Despot over the head with the bottle*
*legs it*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:59, archived)
# *ack*
bastard!
(ClockworkDespot, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:02, archived)
# oh man
Fraggle Rock is cooool
(washing_machine, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:50, archived)
# TRAP DOOR! :D
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:51, archived)
# That was on channel 4 early in the morning
the other day.
(Quizbo, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:53, archived)
# he am teh best!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:53, archived)
# By Belissima it's Obelburk!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:54, archived)
# i still remember
when that guy and the spider went into the TRAP DOOR! and the episode with the big cabbage like floaty thing.
(That guy with a hat., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:15, archived)
# have you tried reversing the names of the characters?
Boni, Drutt & Trap Door...
but by far the worst is Berk, rhyming slang for Berkshire Hunt, cu..
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:18, archived)
# i had the official trap door board game.
it rocked.
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 0:10, archived)
# My friend has a VHS of Trapdoor.
We watched it at a party. It is amazing. Though that may have been the drinks/drugs taking effect...
(Fido Dido, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:10, archived)
# that dog fish
is about to get ridden up the arse
(Sir Tomalot: Don't look at my profile, you'll go blind, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:45, archived)
# shhhh!
don't tell me the ending!
(not_real had his name thieved, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:46, archived)
# do fishes actually
have arses?
(washing_machine, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:46, archived)
# dissect one and find out
its not nice.
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:47, archived)
# I don't have time
for Science!
(washing_machine, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:49, archived)
# they have a shit hole.
that i am certain of.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:50, archived)
# I just thought thats why they were so irritable all the time
because they had all this shit inside them and no way to crap it out

/stupidsmallchildmode active
(washing_machine, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:51, archived)
# I saw a fish take a shit
took him about 5 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:50, archived)
# If memery serves
The villain in that was quite evil, wasn't there also some kind of grand plot?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:48, archived)
# Did you know the Urpney War March music in that featured the vocals of
Billy Connolly, Ozzy Osbourne & Frank Bruno?

I have an mp3 of it knocking about somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:52, archived)
# no shit?
I got all bar 1 of the VHSs they released of Dreamstone
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:04, archived)
# Blimey!
You lucky bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:06, archived)
# yup, been collecting classic toons from car boot sales for years
linux.tc3net.com/darwin/kult/
(needs updating with another dozen+ tapes though)

edit: I can also talk like Zordrak :)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:09, archived)
[challenge entry] 50's Image of London
Somehow this ended up as over 700k.......ooopsy
www.ImageShack.us" />
(bakircioglu, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:41, archived)
# they're on the wrong side of the road
(Sir Tomalot: Don't look at my profile, you'll go blind, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:43, archived)
# "Somehow this ended up as over 700k"
possibly because the picture is huge?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:43, archived)
# that's be the dimensions of the image being over 2000 pixels wide.
If you resize the image to say 4 or 500 pixels wide and save it with maybe 50% quality it would be maybe 50k and you could link to the big one like you have done.
Well done adding the shadows in btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:47, archived)
# Wahey
Image Shack rocks eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:22, archived)
# A shocking similarity no?

(I helped save b3ta! Whippersnapper, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:37, archived)
# ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIDBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERG!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:38, archived)
# oh no
I'M COMING DOOOOWWWNNN!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:39, archived)
# woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop
etc.

(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:43, archived)
# ha ha ha
that goes well with that icon.

i miss my 'L' plate, it looked so good with a hat on...

*sobs*

edit: i think it would look great with a skull. someone ought to try that.
(not_real had his name thieved, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:44, archived)
# well
I can't take credit for the making of it.

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=15562

(down near the bottom)
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:47, archived)
# time to pay up then
I don't think you'll be leaving any time soon
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:47, archived)
# seconded
pay up you cheapskate! (nah, I only paid today, do it when you're ready!)
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:51, archived)
# that is true
it took me three months until i paid up
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:56, archived)
# Icon-Tastic
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:53, archived)
# now *ZOIDBERG* is the popular one!
Yes! Let's all talk to Zoidberg!
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:20, archived)
# Uncanny
I have all the futurama dvds

*does a little dance*
(Icouldsleepforever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:40, archived)
# i have all the futurama dvd-r's
gawd bless online rentals
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:40, archived)
# gwar
at you leaching off of the internet and all its goodness whilst others (me) pay for stuff
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:43, archived)
# i r l33t.
or something.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:45, archived)
# yeah
to be fair, I probably would have obtained them via the internet if i had any more than 100mb of HD space and some sort of DVD writer.
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:46, archived)
# i would have too
only they were so cheap in an offer...not as cheap as free, mind
(Icouldsleepforever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:47, archived)
# yeah
same situation for me. Although I can't help but feel cheated now that some people have got it for free.

The only upside is that we have that cool glow-in-the-dark box
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:51, archived)
# I paid full price for the first box
learnt for boxes 2-4...

its all good stuff...glow in the dark you say..
(Icouldsleepforever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:54, archived)
# i also
have all the futuramary dvd goodness
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:47, archived)
#






yes
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:40, archived)
# who is that?


i know who zoidberg is
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:40, archived)
# hahahah
nice mindpiss
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:41, archived)
# you need
these
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:45, archived)
# ohh
my size!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:46, archived)
# sorry to be an absolute pedant...
it should be spelt 4rthur.
*edit: thanks for that
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:51, archived)
# ohh well spotted
hath been like that for quite a while

*changes*
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:54, archived)
# heheh
who is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:40, archived)
# it would help if i knew who that was
no, I know who zoidberg is
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:40, archived)
# where'd that odd picture of 50s london towne go?
it had my invitation to join me for a www.isketch.net

woo to the noticeization
(Sir Tomalot: Don't look at my profile, you'll go blind, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:41, archived)
# why should i make it accurate?
fry: "first, tell her she's special."

zoidberg: "but she isn't special she's just a fertle female stuffed with eggs."

fry: "ok, tell her that."

zoidberg: "then the mating?!"

fry: "no, then you make up some feelings and talk about them."

zoidberg: "question: is the desire to mate a feeling?"
(the jewel in the lotus, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:41, archived)
# isnt it
make up some feelings and pretend you have them
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:50, archived)
# She
is one of my msn contacts.
And would probably be pissed if she saw this...
(I helped save b3ta! Whippersnapper, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:41, archived)
# ooooh
this is probably the beginning...

never post a picture on here its usually fair game
(Icouldsleepforever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:46, archived)
# either way i think i still would
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:32, archived)
# wow! is that an eagle lemur?
i love leagles!

edit: how rude, the pic is most fucking woo!
(not_real had his name thieved, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:34, archived)
# Awwwww.....
It's a Squeagle

'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:35, archived)
# 'ning sir
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:36, archived)
# I see I narrowly missed the clown fest earlier.
Not that I'm upset, of course..
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:37, archived)
# Well I'd hate for you to miss it


Edit: Changed to stop the madness
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:38, archived)
# You complete cunt. I'm now going to have to hide behind the sofa.
*runs of screaming & hides behind the sofa*

edit: I'm not falling for that - as soon as we come back out, you'll put it back!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:40, archived)
# is nuttybunny still there?
she was last time I saw her
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:41, archived)
# Yes, and despite my requests
she's left a right mess behind. Bloody chocolate wrappers and scrunchies everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:44, archived)
# hey now
those scrunchies aren't mine.

*taps her foot*
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:48, archived)
# They're not scrunchies
They're BIG RED COMEDY NOSES!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:49, archived)
# *looks innocent*
Err... hmm, err... ahh... yes, they're the cleaning lady's. Yes, that's it - they belong to the cleaning lady!

*looks relieved*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:49, archived)
# arrrrrrgh
scary clown!!!

and someone wearing braces
(Icouldsleepforever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
nearly lost my tea over my keyboard there.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:42, archived)
# YOU TRICKED ME
i thought you were Au Pair Benny. :-/

*glances at clowns*

dammit, noooooooooooo!

*runs away*
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:41, archived)
# He's my Evil Sibling!!!
Quick - to the Sofa!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:42, archived)
# but first...
hand check. one two?
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:43, archived)
# Yep they're both there.....
Oh- you want me to sit on them again?

Spoilsport....
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:44, archived)
# hehehe
well, i was checking to see if the clowns had bitten them off, but i suppose you might was well sit on them again ;D
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:46, archived)
# Might be safer if you sat on them...
I can't be trusted with anything ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:48, archived)
# *starts piecing the clues together, Columbo-style*
hmmmm.

*looks around shiftily*
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:50, archived)
# Look - What's that !!!
*points out of window*
*runs off, whilst nutty is distracted*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:57, archived)
# *shakes her fist*
DAMN YOU BENNIES, the LOT OF YOU!

*shakeshake*

And with that, I'm really off for home now. A good night to one and all. :)
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:58, archived)
# Night Love!
Safe trip home!

'night
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:09, archived)
# is there room for me?
it's giving me the fear
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:43, archived)
# Yep...
You might have to sit on yer hands though. Nutty is being quite precious about having her arse felt.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:45, archived)
# bah
spoiling all the fun
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:53, archived)
# I have to ask though
What's more scary - The Cute Kitten or another *Ahem* incident with Mr Busy Hands over there?
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:44, archived)
# clowns.
always clowns.
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:47, archived)
# lucky bugger
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:39, archived)
# I bet that could give you a nasty bite..
nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:35, archived)
# reh
dex?

edit/ ah no, I see it... woo!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:37, archived)
# MSN is being a git
my pics redex for me occasonly :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:40, archived)
# A Microsoft product
working intermittantly?

surely not.

/sarcasm.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:42, archived)
# Does it prey on itself?
Fucking woosome I must say...!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:37, archived)
# animalmangletastic
:D
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:32, archived)
# AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH
kill it,
kill it NOW!!
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:33, archived)
# I find that particularly
arousing disturbing
(Icouldsleepforever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:34, archived)
# aaagh!
is this picture actually shopped?
(ClockworkDespot, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:35, archived)
# how rare
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:36, archived)
# nooooo!
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:36, archived)
# Bwah a ha ha ha!
She really does look like a turtles head.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
The Tortoise is getting curious.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:39, archived)
# I KNEW IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:41, archived)
# for the non 4rthurians:

with thanks to dr. phil for the 50ft kitty with the headlamp
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:31, archived)
# Singing Dancing Animals
Bandwagon aplenty but not because I wanted to.
The monkeys made me do it.

Mehhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Mozer, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:26, archived)
# how weird
very strange
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:29, archived)
# very bizarre
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:31, archived)
# ha ha
thats very clever

(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:35, archived)
# your woo
is woo (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:47, archived)
# the flash was nice
but my eyes are bleeding from your sites colour scheme
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:37, archived)
# Intended
pain enhancers in the html code.

I'm nasty like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mozer, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:40, archived)
# well have this then
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:42, archived)
# Thanks
My Eyes!
Seriously though thanks.
SWEET JESUS MY EYES!

Admittedly my colour matching skills leave a lot to be desired. Ah well. I'll put a 'please put on shades before entering' splash screen up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mozer, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:45, archived)
# They called him Joseph...


...with his technicolour coat of fur
(m1k3k, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:25, archived)
# wonderful.
where's fpm with her colored in little dog?
(schnurricane, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:26, archived)
# are u going to do the next episode
where his jealous brothers throw him down an ice hole
(washing_machine, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:29, archived)
# hehe
i haven't got the heart to put him through that
(m1k3k, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:30, archived)
# awwww
he's cute
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:30, archived)
# Shoddy
But an idea I needed to get rid of.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:24, archived)
# Shoody my arse
I like that a lot
(Icouldsleepforever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:26, archived)
# you should go see a doctor
if you have a shoddy arse

(woo to the pic btw)
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:28, archived)
# It was those scotchbonnets
that i was blathering about last night

evil evil things
(Icouldsleepforever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:31, archived)
# was that the pepper things
or am i recalling a dream?
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:33, archived)
# yes the peppers
and yes it hurt this afternoon
(Icouldsleepforever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:35, archived)
# aww
i feel sorry for your red-raw ring
(ooh alliteration)
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:37, archived)
# it was indeed
yay for your icon, you can use my hats now :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:35, archived)
# ooh
do you have some sort of linkage to the hats?
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:37, archived)
# they am in my profile
feel free to leech away
MSN can afford it
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:38, archived)
# horay
thank you very much!

(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:39, archived)
# my dad's
workmate got a meal spiked with some of them once.
was a sight to behold, evidently :)
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:34, archived)
# evil evil things
i dont know what possessed me
(Icouldsleepforever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:38, archived)
# Yes, she does.
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:23, archived)
# YES
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES. Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:24, archived)
# hahahahaha
aceness
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:25, archived)
# It had all gone quiet about her
Daily Mail had to bring her up again over the weekend.

Im sure she does, woo etc
(Icouldsleepforever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:28, archived)
# arf!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:30, archived)
# looks funny but...
what does "holding it like a duck" mean?

and yes i have tryed www.holdingitlikeaduck.com
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:31, archived)
# Bah!
Tease! I clicked on that...
(Icouldsleepforever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:32, archived)
# you have the wrong url -
www.holditlikeaduck.tk/
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:33, archived)
# Tch like im gonna fall for that...
.....
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:35, archived)
# it means a way of holding animals
while intoxicated on alcoholic beverages.
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:38, archived)
# google no help
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:38, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/2959022
"hold it like a duck" = drunken rendering of "hold it like a gun," I think, possibly with cross-contamination from the phrase "dog and duck", and influenced by the difficulty of changing from words that start with d to words that don't. I guess.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:49, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
brilliumpt
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:33, archived)
# hehehe...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry] In the future radiation will cure all disease!

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:21, archived)
# horay
for radiation and its amazing healing properties. Whenever I have a headache, I stick my head in the microwave for a few hours
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:22, archived)
# Till the bell goes?
(Icouldsleepforever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:24, archived)
# indeedy
(thats a yes, in mixed-up head land)
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:31, archived)
# i read a story once
where a woman put her head in the microwave to dry her hair and cooked her brains, i have been pensive about using microwaves ever since
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:29, archived)
# Pensive
its a good word
rather woody
(washing_machine, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:31, archived)
# yes
i quite like the word 'macabre' at the moment. the fact i can't pronounce it is beside the point.

macaaaa... macaaaabra.... ahh fuck it
(not_real had his name thieved, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:32, archived)
# its simple really
mack-ar-bre
(Attention Whore, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:34, archived)
# macaaaaab
m-käb

(washing_machine, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:34, archived)
# yeah
monogamy is good too, sounds like a milky drink
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:34, archived)
# monogomy
*is* a milky drink
(washing_machine, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:35, archived)
# yeah
similar story heard about woman who put their wet kitten in a microwave to dry them off.resulting in death.

edt:how did she get her head in the contraption and still let the microwaves get to her head? The door has to be closed doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:32, archived)
# i read it was one of those old ones
without the safety features of the 'new' improooved microwavey things

its urban legend, it has to have convenient 'outs'
(washing_machine, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:36, archived)
# aah
sounds fair to me, im convinced
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:38, archived)
# there was this apocryphal story
going around munster army base while I was there, about some squadies who put a hedgehog in one of the communal microwaves in the naafi canteen. they were made to clean up the, um, debris
(washing_machine, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:40, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:41, archived)
# ahem

(Cluster, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:19, archived)
# HA!
(schnurricane, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:20, archived)
# does he drink coca-coala?
(the funky gibbon, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:21, archived)
# oh, that is groan worthy
is he allowed in the restaurant?
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:21, archived)
# Steady on Gordon
(Skellers, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:18, archived)
# Yep
Hes a bastard...
(Icouldsleepforever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:20, archived)
# yes
i'm one of them. thanks gordon.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:41, archived)
[challenge entry] space ben
ok

today i have been mostly distorting things
(I helped save b3ta! johnsto, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:12, archived)
# why knoweth you their names?
(schnurricane, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:14, archived)
# holy smoke
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:16, archived)
# Holy Smoke, Holy Smoke
plenty bad creatures for the devil to stoke
feed them in feet first, this is no joke,
this is thirsty work, making holy smoke

(Attention Whore, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:24, archived)
# im not weird
everyone knows their names... promise
(I helped save b3ta! johnsto, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:20, archived)
# Just had an idea
Hope it hasn't been done before


Enbignify
 
(brainflakes, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:11, archived)
# hahah nicely done, woo!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:12, archived)
# this made me laugh out loud
but i refuse to write lol
bugger
(washing_machine, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:13, archived)
# the important
thing is that you wrote it, but didn't use it
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:16, archived)
# woo!
tis great
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:15, archived)
# hehehe
arf
(Icouldsleepforever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:21, archived)

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