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Furious Charles!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:51, archived)

FNARR!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:09, archived)

SORRY

Click for the full page

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Tone Depear fucking rocks, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:42, archived)

One way

Woo though!

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:43, archived)

hmm

angryflower.com/bobsqu.gif

you need it

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sinisterduck, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:43, archived)

Hang on

Where have I stuck an apostrophe wrong? I'm struggling to see, and I'm usually very anal about such things. I might have gone blind though.

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Tone Depear fucking rocks, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:46, archived)

Nazi's

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MrSparky, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:47, archived)

Blind

What a complete cunt I am. Give me a minute...

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Tone Depear fucking rocks, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:48, archived)

reci

pie?

(spook, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:53, archived)

I don't know how to spell recipie

obviously.

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Tone Depear fucking rocks, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:56, archived)

Only one i needed.

guess where!

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MrSparky, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:57, archived)

Think of it like a posh mosaic.

It HAS to have one mistake in, else I'm insulting god. ok?

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Tone Depear fucking rocks, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:58, archived)

You're worried about insulting God,

after posting that?
Good luck...

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MrSparky, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:04, archived)

Bums

*gets struck by lightning*

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Tone Depear fucking rocks, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:12, archived)

Hehehehe.

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MrSparky, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:18, archived)

...

dressed up as Nazi's ....

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Gataki, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:48, archived)

ive not seen that before

its pretty good.

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grey matter, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:03, archived)

AOL!!!!!

FECKIN AOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't like AOL

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:54, archived)

Nor do I.

BUT their 3 months free trial is very useful when you're in the middle of moving house and your broadband is taking weeks and weeks to get transferred to your new house.

FACT.

Still shit though.

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Tone Depear fucking rocks, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:55, archived)

They do make good coasters

:)

/end rant

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:56, archived)

Frisbees

Or primitive ninja stars if you cut them up a bit.

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Tone Depear fucking rocks, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:57, archived)

T'would be a sad end

to be be-headed by an AOL disc.

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:57, archived)

Only marginally worse

than having to use them for dialup internet access.

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Tone Depear fucking rocks, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:59, archived)

haha

anyway I'm off home now.

Bye B3tans

Stay Fluffy Xx

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:00, archived)

Off home

to your proper ISP, no doubt.

I hate you all.

/unfluffy

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Tone Depear fucking rocks, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:02, archived)

i hate to be the fucktard

but i cant laugh about it right now

(is german)

(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:05, archived)

That's fair enough.

I didn't do it specifically to offend anyone, but if I was german and/or jewish, I'd probably be boiling with rage a bit. But if I'd left it a few months it wouldn't have been topical.

I'll just shut up now.

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Tone Depear fucking rocks, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:11, archived)

Absolute

class

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Bling Blong Bling Blong, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:35, archived)

Another titter.

Haha AOL user

(Exu, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:33, archived)

Song about a girl who stinks (MP3)

This is a song about a girl i used to work with, it has lots of bad language, but let me know what you think.

Smelly cow MP3(953Kb)

(The_Jismismist, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:38, archived)

i think someone

has a crush on someone...

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spacefish bong!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:41, archived)

*sob* it's true.... I love McFlimby.....

*waahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:43, archived)

crush

i think the song sums up my feelings on this girl... however you may interpet that

(The_Jismismist, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:48, archived)

that IS

how i interpret that :)

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spacefish bong!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:51, archived)

girl who sinks?

sinks into what?

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Gataki, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:46, archived)

spelling

there, ive changed it!!!! no sinking in this song.... unless....

(The_Jismismist, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:49, archived)

random sketch

and a song (1905kb mp3)

(Withiel assumes the position!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:29, archived)

awwww

i was hoping for an mp3 you you singing tunes from cabaret... woo though

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lemony, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:31, archived)

crazy

an intersting tune i have to say, although i have no idea what you're saying.

Yaaaay randomness!!!!

(The_Jismismist, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:46, archived)

I think theres alot of lingering propaganda about all this

i mean, it's hard to believe hitler was
1. gay
2. nice to kittens
3. even gayer
4. incontinent
5. into witchcraft/occult
6. the antichrist (we now know this is the quo's title by right)
7. completely inspired to do all his evil things by that composer who's name starts with v
and so on...

Although I don't find it hard to believe that he was a total poohead

(Azzek!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:52, archived)

V....

Vagner?

Wery odd.

(Lubububble, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:17, archived)

"He knew a lot

about Sean Connery"

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routine has perfected burgers, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:18, archived)

Wagner

doesn't start with V

(badgertastic badgers are people too, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:28, archived)

i think The Times have just discovered Hitler's weblog

october 31, 1939
"anexxed sudetanland -thx russia!!!
check out warsaw pix. Ze are totally bitchenfrau"

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 19:44, archived)

Seperated at birth?

(fleabag and save your soul, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:23, archived)

Dated a woman like that once....

... a real "butter face".

(nordicapollo, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:25, archived)

I went out with a girl who looks like the woman who plays her (i.e. without all the warts, etc.)

`twas most pleasant

.. for the 3 hours or so :\

*whistles*

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:28, archived)

for:

"went out with"

read:
"hired"

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lemony, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:30, archived)

I wish!

then I`d have probably "gotten" somewhere :(

*plays with voodoo doll*

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:31, archived)

voodoo doll of?

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lemony, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:34, archived)

I always heard it as

'scepter face'.

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:28, archived)

A "halftone" by anyother name...

...smells just as sweet.

FYI halftones known for being ugly flowers

(nordicapollo, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:31, archived)

oh I`m thinking of ugly voices.. the Bluetones

baddum-tish

and with that, I`m sneaking off home early, cos I`m a bad boy

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:32, archived)

I prefer the name:

Swampdonkey!

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:34, archived)

anyone

done him as FA cup yet?

(i love my brick, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:30, archived)

Photoshopping colleagues is so much fun..

(Deus_Ed, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:21, archived)

then why havn't you done it?

;)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:22, archived)

pffft

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:24, archived)

is that your boyfriend?

;)

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:24, archived)

No.. its my boss :P

(Deus_Ed, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:24, archived)

Not any more son.

Your P45 is in the post

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dr_fonz, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:25, archived)

P45's ? i don't get it :P

(Deus_Ed, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:26, archived)

you work for cash-in-hand AICMFP

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:27, archived)

although he could always whore himself and "do a Zyk0tiK"

;)

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:27, archived)

eh?

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dr_fonz, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:28, archived)

make tea for the tea--m

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:30, archived)

Aye, tis!

He didn't think so!

(strangeone456789, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:45, archived)

Shearer performed his better work when in the Joey Deacon mask

SMACK MY BITCH UP, IT'S PUB O'CLOCK!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:18, archived)

pub o clock

rub yo cock

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:22, archived)

yay

pub o'clock

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dr_fonz, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:23, archived)

Yaaaaay...

*Has celebration fist fight with enemies*

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:25, archived)

7 minutes til pub o'clock

and counting

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:23, archived)

Technically I have 37 minutes to go

but I'm skipping early. Nobody will notice... Will they?

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dr_fonz, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:26, archived)

Woo!

it'll pub o'clock at 5pm tomorrow.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:30, archived)

Strange

coincidence?

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MrSparky, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:25, archived)

Who's that goal against?

Inter Milan?

(Mosefish // Am loon, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:33, archived)

Tis!

..The first one

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:46, archived)

AIC My very first FP

...

(Mosefish // Am loon, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:44, archived)

my first go at mash using the GIMP

It's really bloody weird to use when your used to PSP

(i love my brick, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:16, archived)

it's all blurry!

BLURRY!

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:17, archived)

so's the source

image ;-|

(i love my brick, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:18, archived)

psst... blame it on "vibrations" ;)

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:21, archived)

did it to go

with the rumsfeld / jazzmag pics

(i love my brick, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:26, archived)

I also just installed the gimp

can't wait to use and abuse it.

(nordicapollo, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:18, archived)

if anyone likes the gimp and fancy doing vector stuff that's more complex than it allows

there's inkscape

/it's very nice

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lemony, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:20, archived)

oh yeah I have that on my PC at home

twas too complex for my small brain.. but at least it`s available for Linux :)

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:22, archived)

it's v good

try the tutorials - they are quite helpful

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Gataki, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:43, archived)

Thanks, will have a look...

... really just looking for something for animated gifs.

(nordicapollo, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:23, archived)

you might get a problem with a couple of dlls

if your on win XP, it's because windows likes to write it's own xml parse shite to the Windows/system32 folder. if you get the problem at start up, rename the dll's it mentions in the windows/system 32 to .old or something and it works fine.

I'm also having fun trying to move stuff around as you paste it in, or not moving stuff around when I do a select, it's a bit clunky

(i love my brick, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:22, archived)

rabbit rabbit rabbit

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dr_fonz, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:18, archived)

Somewhere in a parallel universe...

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:10, archived)

arf!

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:11, archived)

ha ha

woo! the bastard I hope he wins some german wine or something

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:12, archived)

.. or a monkey suit!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:15, archived)

or a small statuette of the statue of liberty

made of plastic

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:17, archived)

I bet he`d just use that for naughty things

.. the damned dirty ape

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:18, archived)

get your hands offa me you

damn hairy ape!

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:18, archived)

damn that`s good

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:14, archived)

that's what she said

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:15, archived)

while drinking her vimto

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:16, archived)

oh aye... Morecambe`s here.. just a matter of time before Wise turned up ;)

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:20, archived)

hahahaha

very good

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:15, archived)

pry it from his cold dead hands...

by the way, I just googlewhacked

kestrel cockmonkey

but they wouldn't accept it due to abusive language....bastards

(nordicapollo, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:15, archived)

pfffffff!

that is hilarious!

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deject one time dreamt that he was involutarily digesting, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 18:07, archived)

There is a sevre weather warning in Briton for the next two weeks!

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iainiainiainiain, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:06, archived)

that's

shocking

(coz, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:07, archived)

I'll stay away from 'Briton' then

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Goatpod, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:07, archived)

Fern or Benjamin?

;)

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:11, archived)

Not sure

who's the tallest and stood in a copper bath full of water and on a hill shouting 'God you're a cunt'?

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Goatpod, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:12, archived)

that`ll be Dave "Darth Vader" Prowse then

;)

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:15, archived)

sevre?

SEVRE? What the hell does that mean?

(woo to the pic!)

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miamistu snagglery, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:08, archived)

sevre is french for sheep

like chevre is french for goat

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dr_fonz, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:09, archived)

actually

sevré (verb) is for when a baby doesn't need to be breastfed anymore
(could also be used for cured drug addicts)
i think he meant severe..no?

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olivier8 (euroloon), Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:12, archived)

sniff, sniff..... ;)

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Goatpod, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:13, archived)

Not true.

closest french is verb sevrer - To wean.

Edit - b3tan to it.

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MrSparky, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:13, archived)

you seem to enjoy living in france

no?

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olivier8 (euroloon), Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:15, archived)

Could be worse.

/Germany.

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MrSparky, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:18, archived)

And I woulda gotten away with it too

if it hadn't been for you pedantic kids!

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dr_fonz, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:15, archived)

nice:)

on a different note, i've found my afternoon viewing:

www.tnacso.net/cont/jailcam.shtml

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dr_fonz, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:08, archived)

arf

lightning man has a massive camel toe

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:08, archived)

You're right

He's more Camel Toe man caught in a lightning storm :)

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Goatpod, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:10, archived)

either that

or his camel toe has built up rather a lot of static
:¬D

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:11, archived)

oof, could be painful

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Goatpod, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:13, archived)

I will suggest it to jolly jack tomorrow

although he will not do anything I suggest

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:16, archived)

arf seconded.

motion passed.

Woo to lightning man.

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MrSparky, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:10, archived)

HAHHAHA

*stifles sniggerage*

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:11, archived)

another compo entry:

A perfect gift for the smelly person in your life.

(I know, it's horrible editing)
I've actually got one of those 8" long big tins. I was rather disappointed when I opened it up and the altoids inside were normal-sized.

(fantastic german, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:01, archived)

Altoids?

never heard of them, but woo to super duper large mints!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:07, archived)

you do realise that at this rate

by march/april time you'll have posted about as much as mr sunshine elephant

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lemony, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:09, archived)

haha not a chance!

work`s a little bit quiet at the minute, but it`ll be ramping up to crazy hours again very very soon :(

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:10, archived)

you're already pretty hot on the heels of moore and i

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lemony, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:14, archived)

there`s a good 5/6000 posts difference!

and believe me I ain`t going for the #1 slot.. not a chance

maybe if I made some pictures once in a while..

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:17, archived)

on 1000 a week you'll be past us both

in no time

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lemony, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:18, archived)

I`ll start smoking more instead then :)

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:20, archived)

more thatn moore?!

blimeh

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lemony, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:26, archived)

well he can probably afford to ... he probably has a better paying job, and age on his side!

the wee Manc swine!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:29, archived)

What happened to TSE?

His work was splendid.

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MrSparky, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:11, archived)

we all suspected university would break him

he`s still on at nights though.. he does cracking pics!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:12, archived)

I remeber when he first arrived here.

Was posting poems which everyone hated, and taunting Bovine.

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charliedontsurf, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:14, archived)

heh heh heh... i remember that too

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lemony, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:15, archived)

remember the alphabet he made that was about 20 screens tall?

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:17, archived)

ALTOIDS

i forgot to bring them back for you. sowwy.

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:12, archived)

GAH!

i'll order some off their website... i'm addicted to toast and milk at the moment though so it can wait

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lemony, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:14, archived)

looks

like Cake.

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dr_fonz, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:09, archived)

Looks like

urinal cakes.

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:30, archived)

I'd imagine that an overlarge altoid would, in fact, look like a urinal cake.

Hmm, that's an unpleasant image.

(fantastic german, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:19, archived)

I just found this in my hair!

(hotrodzombie, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:59, archived)

ohhhh was it NewMatt who did the F14 fly swatting .gif?

edit" or was it Mr.Sheep?

nice shoppin'

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:01, archived)

you look very much like a blurry Tony Blair

woo!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:01, archived)

That's just Tony Blair

in a Lancashire accent.

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charliedontsurf, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:08, archived)

How rare in winter

w/y/h

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Goatpod, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:01, archived)

Exactly

what I thought.

(hotrodzombie, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:02, archived)

Thats cos its a harrier.

hair and sea operations.

/taxis here shortly.

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MrSparky, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:01, archived)

it's a good job a ordered a mini bus

and woo to the picture too

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:03, archived)

cheers folks

I'm getting quite good at this MS Paint bizzness.

(hotrodzombie, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:04, archived)

What, a Micro Machine?

Well, b3ta, it's been fun, but it's time to hit the old dusty trail. N'night, y'all.

/moseys into sunset

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charliedontsurf, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:07, archived)

You going to make like a sanitory towel

and... press on?

....

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MrSparky, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:08, archived)

No, I'm going to make like a siamese twin and split.

And then half of me dies.

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charliedontsurf, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:12, archived)

Thats wrong.

Go on, off wi'yer.
Make like a donkeys dick. Hit the road.

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MrSparky, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:15, archived)

/leafs

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charliedontsurf, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:16, archived)

is that

phil taylor?

(i love my brick, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:29, archived)

evil evil evil

(*maso*, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:53, archived)

why did you compo that?

the only thing thats changed size is her ego

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:54, archived)

action granny

(*maso*, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:55, archived)

you know

that compo ended a long time ago

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:55, archived)

I suppose it could be

a timescale thing

I'll take that taxi now....

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Goatpod, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:56, archived)

If 2 weeks is a long time

which it is when your foot is stuck in a bear trap while Richard Whitely talks to you 24/7

(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:56, archived)

I'd rather that

than what I'm doing now

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dr_fonz, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:57, archived)

Do tell

what are you doing now?

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Goatpod, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:58, archived)

absolutely fuck all

in fact

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dr_fonz, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:58, archived)

Wish I was doing fuck all

/EDIT: oooh, I am....

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Goatpod, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:00, archived)

whoops!

whys the option still there then?

(*maso*, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:57, archived)

They hang around for a few weeks.

Nobody knows why, but we're all to English to ask them to leave.

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charliedontsurf, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:01, archived)

the most recent 5 competitions are always there

stick it in the competition anyway.. lots of people still spazz through the earlier ones

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:02, archived)

I like that.

English prepositional verb - To spazz through.

Yes i like that lots.

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MrSparky, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:05, archived)

PHWOAR!

(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:57, archived)

Mummy, mummy, look!

A clown!

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charliedontsurf, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:59, archived)

B & Q unveil their new range of tools

aimed at the Internet generation.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:44, archived)

haha

excellent - woo and yay

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:46, archived)

hahahahaha

what a fantastic idea

w/y/h

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:46, archived)

*buries head in hands*

make it stop!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:47, archived)

Woo!

Hahahaha, That is the greatest thing ever!

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:48, archived)

Arf!

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charliedontsurf, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:48, archived)

You are one of the best

*envies*

edit: but not BEST, because that's me.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:48, archived)

It's true.

I'm still aching.

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:49, archived)

One of my favorite woo's

Check out
Rei

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:10, archived)

Better hope....

Micrsoft doent get the patent or the hammers will crash all the time.

Wonder what the blue screen o death would look like on a spanner?

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Bamboo Steamer, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:48, archived)

It'd be completely nuts....

/coat, hat....

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Goatpod, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:52, archived)

fwook fwook!

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Bamboo Steamer, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:53, archived)

Taxi for goatpod!

arf!

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:54, archived)

Hehe wonderful

I wish that really happended, I get so confused...

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Goatpod, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:48, archived)

O yes.

Planet woopiter for you.

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MrSparky, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:49, archived)

I do like the sound of Planet Woopiter

I'd like to live there

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Goatpod, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:51, archived)

Hahaha

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:50, archived)

Haha

Clever

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:52, archived)

You're a one man hummus factory

Do you do anything else?

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:07, archived)

A snimp

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Goatpod, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:41, archived)

WOOOO.......

YAAAAAAAAAY

*oh 100th post*

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caffeinefreak, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:43, archived)

Woo

to that

(Steiner, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:43, archived)

and here we have rare footage of the snimp

as it tightly coils itself round its prey, and squeezes it until its banana pops out.

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:45, archived)

Best reply.. Like.. ever..

(El_Lurkio, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:57, archived)

woo!!!!!!!!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:47, archived)

beautiful

FP it
wooooo

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:48, archived)

nice

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:48, archived)

For some reason i cant see it.

Looking at the rest of the replies, i want to.
Damn the internet.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:49, archived)

try a refresh

my FP is borking my bandwidth at the mo'

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Goatpod, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:50, archived)

Its started working.

and i can now say,
Woo! Nicely done :)

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:52, archived)

i still cant see it

is it a cross between a snail and a chimp?

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mutated monty, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:02, archived)

aha!

nearly right

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mutated monty, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:03, archived)

only half a custard cream then

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Goatpod, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:09, archived)

That's a mighty fine mighty fine shimp y'got there.

Woo!

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charliedontsurf, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:49, archived)

cor

that's good

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Gataki, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:46, archived)

'If you only knew...

...the POWERRRR of the Dark Side'

(Steiner, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:39, archived)

a crown of thorns would make a great back scratcher

*phones vatican marketing dept*

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rob, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:40, archived)

You are the best!

Yay.

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squirrels emit silent screams has updog, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:42, archived)

woo for synchronised blinking

what is that guy wearing round his neck?

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:42, archived)

obviously went shopping in Soho :)

(Steiner, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:44, archived)

Also, whats he holding?

thats no...

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MrSparky, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:44, archived)

it's a no-moon on a stick

obviously
:¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:47, archived)

Ha!

had to think about that one :)

(Steiner, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:49, archived)

Just noticed his insane afro too.

He's some character that chappy.

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MrSparky, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:50, archived)

what more could you ask for in a painting?

nothing

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:51, archived)

Geez

that'd be the biggest fro I've ever seen!

(Steiner, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:51, archived)

Big enough to plant an oak tree in.

In fact.

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MrSparky, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:55, archived)

WANK IT

WANK IT HARD

erh.. sorry... Woo Yay Brilliant :)

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Goatpod, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:44, archived)

that's making

my eyes water

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spacefish bong!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:46, archived)

it should be exposed in a museum

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olivier8 (euroloon), Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:09, archived)

Look Around You will be on Monday BBC2

Trailer here
www.int0rw3b.net/~jon/lay-trailer.mov

Dunno which week the b3ta contributions are though. Not the first anyway.

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rob, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:37, archived)

I can't connect to it :¬(

I'm guessing it is good though

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:43, archived)

Class.

I love that show.

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charliedontsurf, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:47, archived)

yayyyyyyy

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:52, archived)

1111111111111111111111111111111111111
1111114111000000111000000111000000111
1111144111011110111011110111011110111
1111414111011110111011110111011110111
1114114111011110111011110111011110111
1141114111011110111011110111011110111
1444444441011110111011110111011110111
1111114111011110111011110111011110111
1111114111000000111000000111000000111
1111111111111111111111111111111111111

fucking posts, and this is the nearest I've got to doing a picture.

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charliedontsurf, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:36, archived)

er..


111111111111111111111111111111111111
111111411100000011100000011100000011
111114411101111011101111011101111011
111141411101111011101111011101111011
111411411101111011101111011101111011
114111411101111011101111011101111011
144444444101111011101111011101111011
111111411101111011101111011101111011
111111411100000011100000011100000011
111111111111111111111111111111111111

;)

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:38, archived)

Gah!

RATS COCKS!

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charliedontsurf, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:40, archived)

THIS FUCKING BIG

*holds out arms wide*

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rob, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:41, archived)

you're missing a decimal point aren't you

or adding a zero - or have I missed something?

congratumalations and woo yay hoopla by the way.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:39, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/4201044

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charliedontsurf, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:46, archived)

Mr Gear's Freehand Frenzy!

You have 10 minutes to draw a car using FREEHAND only (although you are allowed bucket-fills). Entries must be 280x280 pixels. Post them in this thread. Winner gets a custard cream with the top bit missing.

Compo ends at 16:45 B3ta-time.

EDIT... TIME'S UP! Rik wins! Enjoy your snack.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:35, archived)

I would

but I don't have any imaging software in this PC, and I only like the top bit of custard creams.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:37, archived)

thank god for onomatapea

(b34ch3r, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:42, archived)

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, and now i understand 'free hand'.

(b34ch3r, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:43, archived)

That's a superb effort,

but a bumpy ride, no-doubt...

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:43, archived)

Vroooooom, Vroooooommmm...

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:42, archived)

Nice.

Old-skool style.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:44, archived)

flip that`s a goodun!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:44, archived)

.. this is for a fucking game, so it`s low fucking poly

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:44, archived)

Very

atmospheric. Like it.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:44, archived)

I couldn`t draw KITT front on :(

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:45, archived)

You win. Well done.

Enjoy your snack. Well done to everyone though. Excellent entries.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:47, archived)

em, I liked spacefish`s best, so I`ll give it to him :)

edit: but I also liked Thor`s

*breaks custard cream in half*

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:49, archived)

Very sportsman-like.

His was good.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:49, archived)

yours was the most accurate though - you should have kept your biccy!

the missus has a 1971 Beetle... putt putt putt putt

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:53, archived)

I had the benifit of preparedness though.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:54, archived)

I bet you traced it

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:23, archived)

well

i suppose it's ok for a game.

it's not photo realistic, mind.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:45, archived)

hah hah

fear my drawing skills........

(prostheses, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:44, archived)

I am fearing them.

I'm scared.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:45, archived)

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spacefish bong!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:45, archived)

Lovely paint job.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:45, archived)

woo! I love the tyres

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:45, archived)

i am too late....

but I only saw the thread a couple of mins ago...

(haberman is singing in the changes, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:49, archived)

have a red citroën

edit/shit i'm too late

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olivier8 (euroloon), Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:49, archived)

That's very good,

but a bit late. Sorry.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:50, archived)

you French and your Citroens!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:50, archived)

i know

but at least WE have on board radio°)

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olivier8 (euroloon), Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:52, archived)

I drive a German car ;)

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:00, archived)

vroom

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:51, archived)

Superb,

but far too slow.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:53, archived)

I bit late I know

so I apolgise for my tardiness and crapness.

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spoodie. - www.5punk.co.uk -, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:15, archived)

woo! echellente!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:23, archived)

tekno tekno tekno

(checkers, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:33, archived)

Haha

Nice

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:35, archived)

woo! spack city

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:44, archived)

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