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Forgive lo-tech crappyness. Us poor folks have to make do with 'Paint'...

(mr splash, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:07, archived)

Pfft

But it's the new Battlestar for me. None of that poncey 70s disco dancing and "Random Old Man and Stupid Robot" shenanigans!

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The Neville What what what, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:09, archived)

Nowt wrong wit' Paint!

and Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:10, archived)

Super spack

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Teh suxx0r Has been whistling the song that never ends since, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:06, archived)

is it a mong? is it a windowlicker?

no, it's Joey

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:08, archived)

did you know

that the literal translation of the phrase the french use to describe window shopping is window-licking?

(whatsinaname, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:23, archived)

hehehe

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:08, archived)

Wow!

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:09, archived)

ow!!

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:11, archived)

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:12, archived)

Wheeeee

Gutted, someone once did a tune to go with this but I can't find it.

(manky dog, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:12, archived)

That's because I'm lazy

I'm currently working on something that's at least mediocre

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:05, archived)

ahem...

BoiOinG what do YOU think it's going to be?

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:58, archived)

peruvian fighting priest cat in a box?

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the_weird_beard, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:59, archived)

all hail the peruvian fighting priest cat in a box

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:01, archived)

*hails*

*hails some more*

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the_weird_beard, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:23, archived)

Pfffft

made me larf!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:00, archived)

I think it'll be spam!

Yay!

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:01, archived)

Hurrah!

Great!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:04, archived)

arf!

hurrah for fox/sky one!

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:06, archived)

can you help me mr hat (or anyone)

how can i make something seamless in Paintshop, or give it bold outlines without losing ability to fill?

apologies for thread jack

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:07, archived)

What I do is select a colour that doesn't appear in the pic

draw around the item I want to be as seamless as possible and then paste transparent onto the original . . .

You can also tart up the edges with the blur tool in Microshite Photo Editor if you have it.
any good?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:13, archived)

but why would you want to

make something seamless?

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Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:16, archived)

Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:18, archived)

Who is

fred jack?

(manky dog, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:16, archived)

hmm layers.. lots of layers

you can cut/copy stuff onto a new layer and then use errr "blending options" for the layer (I think it is) and apply a stroke; you can tweak the width, colour, etc.

trick with PS is always to use millions of layers so you can err do stuff

edit: wank.. I always read it as "Photoshop" and not "Paintshop", probably cos I hate Paintshop since errr version 5 where they changed everything and made it difficult

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:29, archived)

err . . . Rik

I don't think you get layers in Paint . . .
do you!?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:31, archived)

well, I got the "shop" bit, and you got the "paint" bit

stalemate!

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:33, archived)

Arf!

and he's ignoring both of us!
The big gayer!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:37, archived)

he`s your mate who always ignored your messages sending him a nice new hat

AICMFP

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:38, archived)

You know, I think you're right . . .

and he never wears it . . .
It was a bloody goodun too!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:40, archived)

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The Neville What what what, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:54, archived)

i think you ate some crazy perspective powder

(schnurricane, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:55, archived)

What's

that? I can't hear you, you're too far away along the crazy curvy wall.

My life is like Perspective Pie. Full of goodness, yet all curvey and insane and all "OH MY GOD! IT'S ON FIRE! FIRE! CALL THE AMBULANCE!
NO! NOT THE AMBULANCE! SHIT! WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT! I MEAN THE FIRE ENGINE! WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?" and, like, stretched out of all proportion.

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The Neville What what what, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:58, archived)

mmm perspective pie

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:02, archived)

awesome

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:56, archived)

It's like, "how much more dramatic could it be?"

And the answer is, "None." None more dramatic.

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friendlyfire, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:58, archived)

*concurs*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:02, archived)

*nods*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:06, archived)

mmm

gradient froth !

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connor, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:06, archived)

Apologies for crapness

but does anyone know what one of these is called.

it's a tube with something in the middle and it makes a "Muuuuuuh" noise when you turn it upside down.
Thanks.

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:54, archived)

Dunno, call it Ernie!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:54, archived)

I'm looking for instructions on how to make one

as we have a giant cartoon tube in the office.

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:56, archived)

It's a muuuuuuhhhh tube . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:58, archived)

i think you just need to put end caps on with slits of the right size and shape

so that when the disk moves it forces air out through them

you should buy a little one and copy the holes, and cut it open to see if the disk is anything special.

(schnurricane, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:00, archived)

all i know is

they sound like the tortured souls of lost children

(schnurricane, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:54, archived)

that's because

that's what's in them

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:58, archived)

haha

I know totally what you mean but have no idea what its called... I can't even think what you'd search for to find out.

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pep, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:55, archived)

would you be thinking

of a 'zoob tube', quite the fashoinable method of parent irritation in the early to mid nineties?

(jagerman, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:55, archived)

i think we have a winner

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:57, archived)

woop!

glad to be of service!

Woo to the pic btw

(jagerman, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:58, archived)

I had a zoob tube too

but it was a cardboard tube with two cups at either end connected by a spring. It went SHHHHZOIIIIIING when you shook it.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:59, archived)

now THAT sounds like something worth buying.

SHHHHZOIIIIIING!!!

(jagerman, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:00, archived)

that sounds like

the best thing ever.

maybe.

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pep, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:01, archived)

it's called a rainmaker or rain tube

or "cheap piece of tourist pap" if you're being cynical

edit: might be thinking of something else

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gravytrain, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:56, archived)

nooo

thats not the same - they actually sound vaguely like rain - this one does actually really sound like the tortured souls of lost children.

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pep, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:57, archived)

ooooh

i'll take five

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gravytrain, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:58, archived)

sold!

to the man with the umbrella.

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pep, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:59, archived)

I had one with a back scratcher on it

The label said groan tube i believe.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:56, archived)

Don't know what it's called

but by Neptune's beard, I want one.

I've never been able to sound the "muuuuuuuh" syllable due to a defect in my duodenum.

Specifically, that it's wrapped around my trachea.

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friendlyfire, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:57, archived)

a tube with something in the middle and it makes a "Muuuuuuh" noise when you turn it upside down

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:57, archived)

Why that's a rainstick you got made there.

Its called a rainstick and are usually made from the skeleton of a cactus. The prickly bits are pushed into the soft bit. When it has dried out, the hollow cactus is filled with small stones and the ends sealed up!

Then they are flogged to unsuspecting tourists!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:58, archived)

computer says nooooo

www.b3ta.com/board/5168840

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:00, archived)

YEP! I remember them now.

What were they called?

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:03, archived)

recursive links are your friend

www.b3ta.com/board/5168820

or enemies.

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:07, archived)

*removes sarcasm filter*

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:14, archived)

*removes underwear*

bring it ooooon!
/takes pills.

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:24, archived)

It's a Groan Tube.

Probably.

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gone, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:19, archived)

Great!

Thank you. I can now rest peacefully at night.

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:29, archived)

building materials for b3tards...

and with this, goodbye b3ta. see you again in eight weeks or so.

(Meta4, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:53, archived)

where art though going?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:53, archived)

the navy

it's boot camp time.

(Meta4, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:56, archived)

really?

Have a sailor for me

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:02, archived)

ten hup!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:02, archived)

bom bomb obm bom sanaorama

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my mum, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:47, archived)

Deja

view.

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:48, archived)

WIDER!

nicely done though

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:50, archived)

A stitch in time saves.....

..how many of you?

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:51, archived)

Seven

hundred thousand billion

And three

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The Neville What what what, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:08, archived)

is that the one you posted the other day?

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:51, archived)

did you cut and paste that?

yes on, saturday , but ukdragact eat it x

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my mum, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:56, archived)

nope, I never cut and paste anything I can autocomplete

however, I now have a Board Nazi badge, so I like to buff it once in a while

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:16, archived)

I'm sure you do x

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my mum, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:21, archived)

you donating pussy

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Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:23, archived)

Looks a tad familiar...

Do I have to get out my "Looks like I picked the wrong week to"... pic out again?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:53, archived)

*lights spork*

GET HIM!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:53, archived)

oh, ok...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:54, archived)

What shall we get him?

Is it his birthday?

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:55, archived)

11 days from tomorrow...

/he hinted

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:56, archived)

so . . .

. . .

. . .

. . .

twelve days from today!
Phew! the maths!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:59, archived)

That'll be the one

and it'll be actual 'live' b'day, not a b3taday, - 29
so all very confoosling

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:00, archived)

just found this

video ... proably been posted before... www.theinternetvideocompany.com/iwoot/neopow.wmv

made me and mate chuckle

(HiP.P, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:44, archived)

would you like to inform us of content too, for those of us at work?

/not me, you understand, i work from home

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:45, archived)

It's an advert for the Powerball

a rotating hand-exerciser thing, ostensibly for athletes, but really for strengthening your fwapping arm.

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friendlyfire, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:48, archived)

Or your other arm

so no-one can tell how active one arm is :)

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:49, archived)

Why don't they just make

a wanking machine and cut out the middleman?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:50, archived)

I think it was in

the newsletter awhile back...

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:51, archived)

^ Very much this.

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:51, archived)

hahah

thats so stupid

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:47, archived)

well,

i don't need one...

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:50, archived)

you lie,

everyone needs one.

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:51, archived)

I am not known for my dishonesty

*coughs*

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:00, archived)

I've go tone of those

But with blue LEDs that light up when it get's going quick. Supposed to be useful for guitar players (that's why I go tmine anyway)

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Not Called Dave, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:17, archived)

i'M off to Greggs........

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WOLF .™, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:44, archived)

Aceness

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:45, archived)

nil points for creativity or imagination.

Hence I need the power that only steak bake can provide !!

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WOLF .™, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:46, archived)

I like it also

very nice

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:49, archived)

Huzzah!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:48, archived)

Hahaha!

Ace.

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:50, archived)

cheesy bean and sausage pasty? mmmmm!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:52, archived)

Ah well...

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:42, archived)

phwoar

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:42, archived)

yeah

that happens to me sometimes too

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:43, archived)

So we see

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:45, archived)

*sniff*

I didn't used to make people cry when they looked at me. NO, back then, before I fell into the nuclear waste, people didn't scream as I walked down the street, hiding their childrens' eyes...DAMN NUCLEAR WASTE!!!1!1

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:47, archived)

Yeah,.

.. but think of all the benefits it has brought us

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:48, archived)

yeah, when i fell into the nuclear waste I got the power of

cancer

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:51, archived)

woo

(h2g2bob, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:46, archived)

Oooh ta muchly..

Been ages since I've had a drawn woo :D

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:47, archived)

Woo! What a hunny!

www.b3ta.com/board/5168703
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:48, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Won't be long til I get a new computer..and router for that matter. Then I won't miss them at all :D

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:50, archived)

haven't been here in ages...

but have this anyway.

I was so tempted to remove the hyphen.
www.thai4uk.com/acatalog/shop.html

(ProduceMonkey, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:39, archived)

But chickens don't have cocks

Cocks sometimes have chickens so I am led to believe.

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Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:44, archived)

your belief has been led correctly

(ProduceMonkey, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:47, archived)

You can lead a belief to water...

but you can't make it drink...
.
.
.
... cock.

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Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:54, archived)

Had a bit of a piss about in P/shop -

First time I've done anything like this, any good?

Subject = Murfee, my cat - see profile for pic

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:37, archived)

it's lully.

have a WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:38, archived)

No, Kill yourself!

over-talented cnut! course it is! FABBO!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:38, archived)

hmmm, ta

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:39, archived)

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:39, archived)

well she needs a new bra.

or steel reinforcement.

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Ska King Cody, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:40, archived)

Must... stop... watching...

... and... fwapping...

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friendlyfire, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:40, archived)

ow!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:51, archived)

Very.

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friendlyfire, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:39, archived)

Top animated

wooage!

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:43, archived)

yay

that's great.

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pep, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:52, archived)

christ, that's awful

actually i like it, but i was trying to funny like dave

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gravytrain, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:39, archived)

Theres a fatal flaw in that statement...

You're assuming Dave is funny

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:40, archived)

i agree

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:42, archived)

fatal?

bloody hell *runs*

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gravytrain, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:42, archived)

Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!

SHUT IT!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:47, archived)

Yay!

for Murfee.

(tomsk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:39, archived)

aww thats lovely

wootacular!

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:40, archived)

Awwwwwwwwwwww

w/y/h

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Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:45, archived)

bravo Danny Boy, splendid shoppery!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:49, archived)

Thank you, Broadsword

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:51, archived)

bored.. and lacking all hummus

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Darryn.R, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:35, archived)

ha ha!

didn't it turn out in the end that he could see?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:37, archived)

Oh, thanks!! I had that vid out to watch this evening!!!*

*may or may not be true

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:41, archived)

heh heh

and for thor:

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:37, archived)

hahaha

WOO!

that's ACE!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:39, archived)

is that sugar frosting?

or is the ol' boy going mouldy?
all that sea air no doubt!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:39, archived)

It's bukkake you silly sausage!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:41, archived)

he heh heh!

bukake
silly sausages

i see what you did there :)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:42, archived)

Was making a BLT, but didn't have any lettuce

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:03, archived)

not until it was coloured

did I notice he'd been enjoying the clean crisp taste of Monkey Beer.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:44, archived)

what the hell did you think he'd drink?

certainly not that pie booze rubbish.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:01, archived)

Possibly..

... a pearoast but I just found it again, and I like it, and its quiet, and ohhh look a bee

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:33, archived)

that makes baby Clive cry

but have a woo anyway.

(spook, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:36, archived)

afternoon

(Volcanic Panic, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:32, archived)

THE HORROR

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gravytrain, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:33, archived)

Or anywhere else

ever
in the history of the world
just ALL DIE!!

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:33, archived)

Chases...............!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:36, archived)

.........WITH KNIVES!!

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:58, archived)

~~the premises~~ this planet

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sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:33, archived)

You can get pregnant from kissing?

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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:34, archived)

you didn't know?

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:34, archived)

Possibly

But only if you kiss her pasty-crimper with your manhandle.

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friendlyfire, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:38, archived)

haha

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gravytrain, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:46, archived)

Jesus fuck.

*Shudders*

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:35, archived)

I`ve just had to install firefox image zoom

as it`s too small to see, even at 70K

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:39, archived)

Is it just me,

or is all this chav-bashing getting old?

it's rather like gypsy-bashing except it
is PC because they're white

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Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:45, archived)

This took a gazillion years longer than it should . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:27, archived)

He was framed!

woo!

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Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:28, archived)

Nah,

he's gonna have a saw head though . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:29, archived)

i see you were building up to that

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:30, archived)

(construct)*shuns*

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:31, archived)

Look, If you don't like him, just

(breeze) block him . . .
arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:36, archived)

He scares me though

Hes built like a brick shit-house

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:37, archived)

Ahhh! The Joist of good punnery!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:31, archived)

But its only funny

when you start with good foundations

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:34, archived)

Is that because punning

is the lowest form of humor?

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:36, archived)

FOUL!

no tenuous reference to construction.

judges decission?

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:39, archived)

Hang him!

I'll set up the Scaffold . . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:40, archived)

you hod to carry on the puns didnt you

although today it is rather drilling

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:43, archived)

Oh! Buck it!

I give up!
no, no I don't!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:57, archived)

i wood join in,

but im off to bed, plank you.

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Ska King Cody, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:35, archived)

G'wan then!

Varnish, just as it's getting good, we don't care!
Hehehee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:37, archived)

you know it paint like that.

im not giving you the brush.

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Ska King Cody, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:37, archived)

Nah!

you're OK, you are! Let's go get plastered!
/Bender

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:41, archived)

seriously, mister hat.

im off to bed.
night b3ta!

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Ska King Cody, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:42, archived)

Good night crazy australian skanking man

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:44, archived)

Pah!

What a quitter! Jus' threw in the trowel . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:51, archived)

a chipie off the ol block !

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:35, archived)

that's plane to see . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:36, archived)

yup!

and a roof time with the NHS.

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Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:31, archived)

He'll be in casualtee(-square) for ages . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:34, archived)

and unable to nail anyone

for a long time.

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Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:37, archived)

I'm running low on puns . . .

can I barrow a few?
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:57, archived)

I believe that

lending you a few puns
could really cement our
relationship.

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Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:05, archived)

Try as hard as you can

but you will never be as-best-as DtH.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:58, archived)

pffft!

Truss you!

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:31, archived)

i'm A-framed that this is getting out of control

joist watch it you lot

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gravytrain, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:32, archived)

Sorry to put your nose out of (mitre) joint

but I beat you by a minute . . .
Arf! Joist!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:38, archived)

Gutter-ny more

of these?

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:39, archived)

(by four)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:42, archived)

don't think that tile let you get away with it either

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gravytrain, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:41, archived)

It's no good complaining when

you're too (s)late with puns . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:42, archived)

you knew full well what i (ce)ment

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gravytrain, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:44, archived)

Yup!

I was trying to con(crete) you!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:51, archived)

i think i'm winning on aggregate however

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gravytrain, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:02, archived)

You're t-rubble, you are!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 16:06, archived)

pfffft!

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oCo, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:29, archived)

Hehehe!

Nice . . .
That wasn't done in Paint!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:31, archived)

HAHAAHAAA!!!

Im not gonna be able to look at these the same way now =P

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:31, archived)

Hahaha!

'ice!

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:32, archived)

Oi!

I already did that!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:33, archived)

Double pun situation!!

We'd better ask the adjudicator

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:38, archived)

très bien

monsieur!

christ my French sucks

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Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:33, archived)

Since when did the Amish start wearing protective helmets?

And T-shirts?

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friendlyfire, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:31, archived)

*checks watch*

about 1979 . . .
I dunno!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:32, archived)

I think it was..

... Saturday night

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:32, archived)

Arf!

God I've missed these.

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:35, archived)

Here!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:45, archived)

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:27, archived)

Woo!

Peter Ustinov, Johnny Vegas or Alan Rickman?
Got it!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:28, archived)

Correct

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:31, archived)

Yeah, but which!?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:32, archived)

YAY

oh.... its teh Vegas

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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:34, archived)

Knowing me Purple Onion

knowing you, Dave the Hat, Aha!

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Purple Onion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:35, archived)

I love Ustinov

Best of all the Poirots...

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friendlyfire, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:29, archived)

mebbe, but I couldn't stand the Monger that played Hastings . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:30, archived)

Hahaha, what the fuck...

Is that a cross between Brian Kennedy and Johnny Vegas?

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:33, archived)

TFL's scrapped poster...

will probably make sense to those that live in London...maybe :)

(SarahBear, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:26, archived)

Plus!

Child soldiers travel free on't buses.

But no, it doesn't make sense to me, and I work for the bastards. Then again, I've been on hols the past week.

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friendlyfire, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:28, archived)

you work for TFL?

*chases with burning torch*

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gravytrain, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:29, archived)

Yup.

Free travelcard, and never having to worry about the possibility of facing life with dignity are just two of its perks.

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friendlyfire, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:30, archived)

ooh a free travelcard

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gravytrain, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:31, archived)

Doesn't work on trains though.

Privatised cuntcorks that they are...

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friendlyfire, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:33, archived)

bah

but on the plus side you're ~~much less~~ ~~more~~ just as likely to die in a horrific derailment

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gravytrain, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:37, archived)

Nah, not for a while at least

after the PPP kicks in properly though, all bets are off.

That said, the Tube safety record is actually quite good inasmuch as in over a century of travel, they've never had two trains hit each other. More than National Rail can say. The jismsponges.

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friendlyfire, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:43, archived)

What are you doing pissing about on here then?

Get back to work, those trains won't drive themselves (except on the Central line. And the DLR).

(tomsk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:32, archived)

Sod that!

I'm not back at work 'til Thursday.

And as a matter of fact, all tube trains are driverless. The fellow you see in the cab actually one of Debenhams' old mannequins with a bit of make-up on.

But tell no-one, 'cos we still get their paychecks and secretly split them amongst the union members.

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friendlyfire, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:35, archived)

I knew it.

Don't worry, your secret is safe with me.

(tomsk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:37, archived)

and

the Victoria..

(Londingham ., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:37, archived)

Hehe ahh well :)

They must be special magical posters that only I can see everywhere I seem to look at the moment!

(SarahBear, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 15:36, archived)

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