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# Bored
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:04, archived)
# Oh the irony!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:05, archived)
# ha ha
spades (would be better if he was made up in blackface).
(I helped save b3ta! BamaSS, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:05, archived)
# like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:07, archived)
# hehe
reminds me to go to south efrika (goodies episode from long ago)
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:09, archived)
# umm
can we have another board, just for bandwagons?

www.b3ta.com/bandwagon/

(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:07, archived)
# this
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:10, archived)
# I was going to put the kettle on
any orders?

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:02, archived)
# tea
milk no sugar, ta
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:03, archived)
# make that two
ta
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:09, archived)
# yes, put the kettle on a cat
some Earl Gray please?
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:03, archived)
# tea
mug
teabag first
then boiling water
steep for 45 seconds
stir with clean spoon
squeeze teabag then remove
skimmed milk to manilla envelope colour
stir again with clean spoon

I'm not fussy though - so whatever really
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:04, archived)
# Surely
you should stir for 5 seconds in a clockwise direction, followed by 5 seconds counter clockwise?
(manky dog, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:06, archived)
# NO!
the stir of the teabag is a false devil that proclaims the flavour but just releases the colour and the tannins!

steeping is your friend!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:09, archived)
# 45s?
you enjoy dish water?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:06, archived)
# if the water is boiling
then this is perfect (if followed by a squeeze)

any longer and the tea is stewed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:08, archived)
# only perfect if about 9 tea bags are used
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:11, archived)
# your ideas are always flawed
.. remember that time you tried to colour in your school bag? ;)

*runs like fuck*

90s or nothing! strong tea is best
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:12, archived)
# milk please mummy
the bad kids at school burned me with a magnifying glass again.

Especially that Rik - he's a delinquent
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:13, archived)
# 90s? Overnight, then nuke
it's gotta be strong!
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:13, archived)
# Nooooooo...
Milk in the cup first - ALWAYS!
If you add the milk to the tea, then you're adding a small volume of milk to a large volume of boiling liquid, and it burns the milk. By making the tea in a teapot, and then pouring it into the cup with the milk already in, then initially you're adding boiling liquid to a larger volume of milk, so it doesn't burn the milk.
(I helped save b3ta! BamaSS, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:07, archived)
# indeedaroony
if using a teapot, however if using a teabag in a mug then the steeping time allows the water to cool enough to not scald the milk, usually to about 94C

it's science you see
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:11, archived)
# NEVER EVER
though make me a fucking cup of tea by mixing the teabag with the milk first.

or stir it with a spoon that has stirred coffee or another srink with sugar in. Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:12, archived)
# 32k a year please
where is that little scamp* nowadays?

*sir_zygotik
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:05, archived)
# LOW FUCKING POLY
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:06, archived)
# oooh, 'ta.
Coffee... strong enough to stand a spoon up in.
(I helped save b3ta! phishphinger, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:05, archived)
# EARL GREY, HOT
*ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:15, archived)
# well its true...
(I_am_B, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:55, archived)
# Heavy, man...
Like it!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:56, archived)
# Right on, man!
Little bit of politics there...

(The Love Manatee, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:38, archived)
# hahaha, atill going on about the same thing.
At least this one makes sense :)
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:57, archived)
# I like that very much
good point well made (and no dancing guy in striped jacket to be seen)

edit: I do like your pictoral rants
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:57, archived)
# many thanks
im glad someone likes them, every picture i put up i expect to be burnt at the stake :D
(I_am_B, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:04, archived)
# it`s just cos I agree with your opinions ;)
I don`t express them often because this lot laughs at me
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:07, archived)
# PROFIT!!
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:57, archived)
# haha
woo, now I know how to spread famine. Is there a book on pestilence?
(manky dog, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:59, archived)
# Ninja Shop...
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:06, archived)
# congratulations
on the fp
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:00, archived)
# that`s a great crystal ball you`ve got there
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:02, archived)
# i know
it's only a matter of time
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:03, archived)
# aye
long is the new concise
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:05, archived)
# nice profile
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:07, archived)
# I'm not too scarred by it all though
although Rik keeps picking on me!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:36, archived)
# that's good
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:01, archived)
# you are the red menace
aicmfp

wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:02, archived)
# lol{
funny coz its true
}//end of lol
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:28, archived)
# no. 11

hummus running low :( I think I'll call an end to this series for now

previously: duke of prunes, dave the hat,
grandma of shoes, comma, the neville,
goldenfanjita, leningrad, mushroom, vintage,
the great architect
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:54, archived)
# lully

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:54, archived)
# Thassit!
no more worth mentioning . . .

*sniggers*



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:58, archived)
# Banjo-man!
*strums*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:04, archived)
# ph33r the mighty hammer!

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:05, archived)
# from 10 months ago . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:08, archived)
# Ooh, no -
That's good!

I tried to be Notable once, but nobody really noticed...
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:07, archived)
# nice hats there
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:09, archived)
# Now Garfunkel's getting...
...in on this irony thing!

(I helped save b3ta! huntersbar, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:46, archived)
# please
can someone post a pic of dave? I'm feeling horny
(I helped save b3ta! the_weird_beard, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:50, archived)
# eh?
There's one in my profile . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:52, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! huntersbar, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:54, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:55, archived)
# haha
alright Dave
(manky dog, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:55, archived)
# here, is this close enough...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:58, archived)
# hahaha
where did you find that guy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:08, archived)
# in bed with TLH!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:09, archived)
# here...
www.lintukoto.net/viihde/mielenosoitus/index_en.php
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:11, archived)
# have I
missed something here.
Maybe I am too caned, or not caned enough
(manky dog, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:55, archived)
# not
caned enough
*canes you some more*
(I helped save b3ta! the_weird_beard, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:10, archived)
# Need ideas for kids christmas presents?
new from MB games...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:42, archived)
#
*pre-orders*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:43, archived)
# *lies in wait at heathrow cargo terminal*
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:51, archived)
#
*not sure what to make of this*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:54, archived)
# a kebab?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:58, archived)
# to get one
as soon as they're delivered to this country
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:58, archived)
# also...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:44, archived)
# Oh eh la!
Dats boss is dat eh la!
(I helped save b3ta! heymister, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:51, archived)
# Wagons roll...
horse sex
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:38, archived)
# Apologies for the threadjack
I know this should go on talk, but as I need a pretty quick answer (if possible) I am posting here...

As I am not in the UK I'm wondering which paper to advertise in... Can someone tell me (basically) the difference between:

The Guardian
The Telegraph
The Mirror
The Daily Express
The Times
The Sun

I'm not asking for a review or demographic of readers, just wondering who is the best and what would be their basic target audiences?

Thanks for reading!

BoiOinG! What do YOU think it's going to be?
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:41, archived)
# Yes, they are all spelled differently . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:41, archived)
# you can`t threadjack without wooing a picture
woo it HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:41, archived)
# Get to fuck
The Daily Sport is best
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:42, archived)
# ok, here goes
Guardian - Illiterates
Telegraph - Conservatives over the age of 65
Mirror - Ken Livingstone
Daily Express - Your Grandad
Times - Rupert Murdoch
Sun - Rupert Murdoch / Builders (also contains tits)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:43, archived)
# Nice breakdown!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:45, archived)
# Don't listen to ol' no-brain . . .

What does he know . . .

*sniggers*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:47, archived)
# what about "The Indy"
as the cool kids call it.. and The Star ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:46, archived)
# Or the Observer
*sighs* I'll stick to my "Eastern Daily Press"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:47, archived)
# I read the Independent.
BECAUSE I HAVE NO FIRM OPINION ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.

I guess that makes me a bad person.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:47, archived)
# How comfy is that fence to sit on?
is it ronsealed?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:48, archived)
# I so hope thats the woodstain on my trousers
...
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:49, archived)
# hmmm, lets hope it doesnt do exactly what it says on the tin then...
or you'll have problems for the rest of your life
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:50, archived)
# You forgot the Mail
Racist Grandmas.
(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:52, archived)
# do you mean
the daily hate mail?
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:53, archived)
# I worry about my Grandma.
She is becoming more and more racist, and I can think of no other cause than the Daily Mail she reads. (She is on good terms with her many Asian neighbours, and also visits an illegal immigrant from Ghana quite frequently.)
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:12, archived)
# well
guardian: lefty, liberal, arty farty, dyslexic proofreaders
telegraph: righty, establishment, fox hunting sociopaths
mirror: supposedly lefty, tabloid toilet paper
express: righty, pretentious tabloid push-button-A-for-middle-class-moral-outrage nonsense
times: righty, owned by murdoch and reports news based on his business interests, employs the maximum number of smug twat columnists
sun: see above but with extra lying, sensationalist bullshit and hypocrisy
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:45, archived)
# This is an excellent summary.
100% fact.

EDIT: What do you think of the Mail and Independent?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:50, archived)
# the mail is what the express aspires to be
and i like the independent but it can cause acute narcolepsy due to its inherent fence-sitting. and it takes itself a bit too seriously

i like the grauniad online though - tis quite funny, especially teh sports
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:55, archived)
# You wanted to know...
The Guardian - Protentious twats.
The Telegraph - Protentious tory twats.
The Mirror - Read it if you have an iq below 50 but above 20.
The Daily Express - Boring bastards.
The Times - Middle class wannabes.
The Sun - Read it if you have an IQ below 20.
(Pete Tranter's Sister, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:47, archived)
# I`d go for The Sun if I had to buy a paper
- they have the sport section, TV bit, and boobies

you can`t lose

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:00, archived)
# the sun
along with channel 5, actually makes you stupiderer and lowers your QI
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:05, archived)
# hmm I can believe this
but after 6 years of study, it`s all I can manage
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:08, archived)
# nearly the right list...
Jim Hacker:
- The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country;
- The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country;
- The Times is read by people who actually do run the country;
- The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country;
- The Financial Times is read by people who own the country;
- The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country;
- And the Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is.
Sir Humphrey: Prime Minister, what about the people who read the Sun?
Bernard Woolley: Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big tits.
/yes minster
edit: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yes_Minister
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:53, archived)
# wonderful! I've now got that sketch running through my head!
Ta for that, much appreciated!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:54, archived)
# i got the dvd of them all recently
it still rocks :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:55, archived)
# ive got a few taped, but dvd sounds the way to go
I've just managed to get the spoof 'whoops apocalypse' on dvd - sublimely funny
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:56, archived)
# oh aye, i have a vague memory of that too
and the yes ministers are definitely worth getting hold of, they're wonderfully funny and remain scarily apt
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:02, archived)
# brilliant
forgot all about that :D
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:58, archived)
# nice!
pity they didn`t skewer him through the heart / stomach / jimmy
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:42, archived)
# he's too quick for that kind of shit
edit: the guy in the blazer I mean, moves like lightning
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:43, archived)
# bring back tea boy
all is forgiven
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:53, archived)
# hahaha
is that one in the gallery?
headstaggers.com/gallery/index.php?album=zyk0tik+bandwagon

god I need to tweak that code :\
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:55, archived)
# how much is he on again?
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:54, archived)
# 0K
at last count.. bless

he was a good sport
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:55, archived)
# FUCKING LOW POLY
AICMFP
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:56, archived)
# Improved version...
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:38, archived)
# second from the right
phwoooaarr!
I would.
woo BTW
(I helped save b3ta! BamaSS, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:02, archived)
# on a theme


Man, he looks like Harry Enfield when you just have his face there...
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:37, archived)
# gah!
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:37, archived)
# ew
just....ew
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:37, archived)
# he likes kids
but he couldn't eat a whole one

so to speak
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:40, archived)
# Er...
What is Jim Branning doing dressed as Michael Jackson?
(Pete Tranter's Sister, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:49, archived)
# prolly bindun, but am bored
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:29, archived)
# Arf
'tis nice whether it's bindun or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Royalle, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:33, archived)
# ^
and woo for mono!
(I helped save b3ta! Tikoloshe, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:34, archived)
# hahaha
Dick Beattie rocks
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:04, archived)
# Either Naomi Campbell...
...has no sense of irony at all, or the most finely honed sense of irony on the planet.

(I helped save b3ta! huntersbar, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:29, archived)
# not exactly the brightest of the bunch
i was expecting more along the lines of "this is like, so totally not cool dude, wheres teh drugs?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tikoloshe, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:30, archived)
# she's probably defending her because she's Kates dealer
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:33, archived)
# oh man that would be really great
seriously, I hope that happens. I'd laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:34, archived)
# this
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:34, archived)
# I imagine it's the former
exceptionally good looking people aren't usually that clever *sigh*

if only my mean blanket statements didn't have a grain of truth to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:33, archived)
# Looking good! I can almost see your lady lump!
www.pffft.co.uk/images/fakemyspace/pose.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:34, archived)
# you must be very good looking
as you can't spell.

I had to.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:36, archived)
# What are you talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:24, archived)
# arf
she was just on telly flogging those
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:25, archived)
# She turns my
shit white with fear. Woo to the pic tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Royalle, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:27, archived)
# is this
vivienne westwood?
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:28, archived)
# yaaarrrrr
that she be
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:29, archived)
# here! i have something related

pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:03, archived)
# she's so sad
she's old enough to be my Gran. And that fecking old, even if I came from a council estate
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:29, archived)
# I tried to think of a scrabble pun
But I just drew a blank



(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:19, archived)
# Hurrah!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:21, archived)
# Arf
and groan in equal measure
(I helped save b3ta! Royalle, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:29, archived)
# heh heh!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:33, archived)
# grown!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:24, archived)
# Tried to think of a scrabble pun
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
failed miserably.
(I helped save b3ta! Royalle, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:28, archived)
# were to you scrabbling desperately to find one?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:36, archived)
# please give answers, important research
www.livejournal.com/users/howwouldyoufuck/
(I helped save b3ta! the_weird_beard, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:29, archived)
# haha
Bah! Who needs to be pissed
*suggests new office game*

/gets fired

oh...
(I helped save b3ta! Rainbow Mong, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:35, archived)
# it
is one of the best games ever! I made my friend vomit when I described myself fucking an unborn hippo.
(I helped save b3ta! the_weird_beard, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:40, archived)
# I emailed my friend's with a similar dilema earlier

If you had to be one of the Lemon Party, which would you be?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:37, archived)
# The one taking the picture
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:42, archived)
# my chicken
smells of fingers!
(I helped save b3ta! the_weird_beard, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:43, archived)
# then perhaps it was your chicken I fingered
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:44, archived)
# grrrrr
fancy another random battle this afternoon?
(I helped save b3ta! the_weird_beard, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:46, archived)
# different game though?
I suck at pss
(I helped save b3ta! the_weird_beard, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:47, archived)
# Or, if you had to be caught by your girlfriend,
masturbating to one of these pictures, which one would it be?

lemonparty,
tubgirl,
goatse?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:47, archived)
# all
of the above at the same time. with parents tied to wall eyelids cut off.
(I helped save b3ta! the_weird_beard, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:48, archived)
# still...
no answers! I want answers!
(I helped save b3ta! the_weird_beard, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:47, archived)
# ..

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:10, archived)
# wheelchair races
staring two monkeys with bras on their heads wearing giant shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:10, archived)
# The lost city
of Denizens!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:10, archived)
# three ants rallying a revolution
against sandwiches

being helped by a giant frog
edit: www.b3ta.com/board/5171800
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:11, archived)
# balloons full of beans
bursting on the broken balls of brown bears
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:12, archived)
#

Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:12, archived)
# balloons full of balloons
inflated by baboons
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:14, archived)
# Apes
touching monkeys in wrong places. While Diane Fossey looks on and laughs maniacally.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:12, archived)
# Kat descovers telekinesis
Only to discover it was a lack of sobriety
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:12, archived)
# Sue Barker with an apple for a head
in Cannonball Run with Eddie Jackson
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:13, archived)
# Oi!
Prunes!

The mystery revealed!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:19, archived)
# i would
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:24, archived)
# no you wouldn't
look at the rest of the photos.
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:26, archived)
# yuk
that's gross, fishing is so cruel
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:31, archived)
# agreed
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:32, archived)
# I see your pants fisherman
and raise you the jihad of leotard wearing fashion victims!
www.barlowz.net/b3ta/other/750017.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:33, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:35, archived)
# T'aint neither.
My hair is much shorter, and I never wear shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:36, archived)
# that gives me teh shitting fear
which is quite bad seeing as my mind is doing cartwheels an my nose is producing more mucas than the uk frog population
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:35, archived)
#
*fwappety* *fwappety* *fwap* *splurge*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:33, archived)
# eh?

Me, Prunes or Sync?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:26, archived)
# all
at once
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:33, archived)
# *calls top*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:34, archived)
# Bah!

*Calls Bottom*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:36, archived)
# HAH entrapment
*calls police*
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:41, archived)
# Did you make them come?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:43, archived)
# no
they're coming for you
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:47, archived)
# They always do
*wipes mouth*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:55, archived)
# Drugs
and monkeys don't mix
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:13, archived)
# But asprin can make a lovely LP
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:15, archived)
# someone hanging off the edge of a building
having their fingers tickled by a sexy lady...

or not
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:14, archived)
# a pot full of toss
a "tosspot" if you will

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:16, archived)
# one similar to yesterday
but without the flames, more blur and a purple tint please
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:17, archived)
# Sexy nuns on trampolines!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:18, archived)
# Andy Crane sucking off my dad
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:18, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:20, archived)
# Gross.
I'm not drawing Andy Crane.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:21, archived)
# Andi Peters then
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:23, archived)
# why not?
www.channelm.co.uk
YES we have our own tv channel
No it's crap
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:25, archived)
# That looks quality!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:29, archived)
# a sex robot
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:19, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:28, archived)
# Sexy thyme
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:22, archived)
# Bindun
.
(I helped save b3ta! Royalle, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:22, archived)
# Kat
eating a cranberry?
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:24, archived)
# Kat wondering what the f**k
all these pictures of her are doing on a messageboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:23, archived)
# this!
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:28, archived)
# ^^ most definitely this
... and chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:39, archived)
# chcolate!
and cup-a-soup!
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:34, archived)
# what d'ya reckon...
www.talkdirect.com/therightmixgame/
(notsurehowfunnythisis, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:08, archived)
# hahaha
hold shake!
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:09, archived)
# This!
/edit: I made him pass out with straight iced tequila with lemon.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:23, archived)
# i made him die with half n half vodka and whisky
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:27, archived)
# It just burned his face off for me.
Did you use ice?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:39, archived)
# That rocks out hard
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:10, archived)
# hahaha
that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:13, archived)
# Fantastic
I exploded! *goes off to make that drink*
(NoMoreFaith can believe its not bloody butter, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:16, archived)
# don't make this one
original idea
www.b3ta.com/board/4965849

results
www.b3ta.com/board/4965978
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:21, archived)
# its good!
can't make a decent one though
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:18, archived)
# secret - dont tell anyone
lots of vodka
ice
cranberry
triple sec
dash of lime
shake for as long as you can without blowing up
add lemon after shake

you might get more than me...

i bloody made it and i cant get the top score

hmmnnnpppff
(notsurehowfunnythisis, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:22, archived)
# 7182 for that - is that good?
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:28, archived)
# 7427
with your recipe
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:29, archived)
# yeah thats pretty good
i cant get over bloody 8,500...and one of my mates got 8700


arrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh

ive created a monster
(notsurehowfunnythisis, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:30, archived)
# my lime juice exploded
:(
(I helped save b3ta! ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:30, archived)
# Tyrolean Cat
Tyrolean cat
in a Tyrolean Hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:06, archived)
# I'm not sure if that's fluffy or not
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:08, archived)
# Crikey moses thats the scariest post I've seen today
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:11, archived)
# this
                                                                        |
                                                                       V
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:11, archived)
# eek!
*hides from the bearded cat*
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:12, archived)
# topshop
*throws change and runs*
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:18, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:06, archived)
# What the critics have been saying
about the exciting new game - Shatnimspockirk
"I have no idea how to play this. Leave me alone"
"I'm scared and confused"
"Goddamnit man! Can't you see I'm busy! Saving this duck! From being trapped in this other duck! Leave me be!"
"I liked it. It made me aroused"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:03, archived)
# BIGGER
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:04, archived)
# now that is
something very special
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:04, archived)
# Far king may knee axe
Woo
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:04, archived)
# haha
I now have an urge to go and look at all your other treky pics
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:05, archived)
# *spots opportunity*
Woo! Nev!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:05, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-
/stunned
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:07, archived)
#
/punned
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:09, archived)
# the answer is shatkirk nimspock
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:06, archived)
# Fool! It's Nirma Spatcock
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:07, archived)
# it might be spockner fatshat

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:08, archived)
# Damnit
You sunk my battleshat
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Shit....
I never saw that move coming !


/I was looking for something a little less trekky !

(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:06, archived)
# pfft
Star Trekdoku?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:06, archived)
# o...k... :-) - and speaking of all things shatner...
5 minutes and 2 seconds of pure, unadulterated musical bliss with the man himself, performing, for your pleasure - Rocketman

Shatner sings Elton!

Video & Music - and stick with it, it gets better and better near the end
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:07, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!

I remember his 'Lucy in the . . . . sky with . . . . . . . . . . . . . diamo . . . . . . nds!'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:08, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:10, archived)
# Best part
of Family Guy! When Stewie Knoooowsss what it takes to be cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:14, archived)
# I'm a doctor!
Not a doing-a-quiz-type person!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:09, archived)
# du bist eine wurst
ja
(brazzin, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:25, archived)
# For the special one in your life...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:02, archived)
# 100% plastic
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:03, archived)
# WOO!
100% gold coloured tin.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:04, archived)
# but tin is quite rare and valuable
a better alternative would be aluminium.

Learn your metals!
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:06, archived)
# omfg strontium pwnz0rz t1n!!!!!!!11111111111111111111

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:13, archived)
# haha yay

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:05, archived)
# no-one was sure if Dave was a penguin
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

or just a man with a penguin hat and a strange collar

(I helped save b3ta! the_weird_beard, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:02, archived)
# at least it's not eddie jackson
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:03, archived)
# He was a postit note
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:03, archived)
# winner
*touches your powers of observation with a fluffy stick*
(I helped save b3ta! the_weird_beard, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 13:04, archived)

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