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# the latest in body modification
click (nsfw)

mod edit: sorry - it looks like porn
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:54, archived)
# hahaha!

but NSFW perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:56, archived)
# What do you mean?
The man-boobs??
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:57, archived)
# Perhaps.
We'll let the mods decide.

Edit: They have decided! Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:57, archived)
# Hahahah
* Stares and doesn't press refresh for a few hours - just incase *
(Tetra2005 = Cupid Stunt, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 20:02, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 20:03, archived)
# Personally I am against body modifications.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 20:04, archived)
# hot
really hot
(I helped save b3ta! toadfish, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 20:06, archived)
# Stickman goes upmarket
It must have happened ?
Apologies for the crapness !
(dr mcfeely self taught gynaecologist, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
Woo!

But GIF it next time and the JPEGery wont spoil your nice clean look :)
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:58, archived)
# thanks
for the gif tip :-)

will do !
(dr mcfeely self taught gynaecologist, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 20:00, archived)
# You'll be amazed
how small the filesize is, as well. Minimal colour stuff compresses ridiculously small, and losslessly to boot!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 20:05, archived)
# ha ha ha
and a side of cunting peas too, y'cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! BamaSS, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:59, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:53, archived)
# sweetly scenic
one of the cloud shapes looks like 'the yellow submarine' though (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:56, archived)
# Isn't it animating for you?
Keep watching, the beatles will step out at any moment ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:57, archived)
# *cancels evening's plans*
*keeps watching* (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 20:01, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:59, archived)
# aha!
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 20:04, archived)
# St. Michaels Mount?
view from the chippy?
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 20:05, archived)
# you do
the prettiest pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 20:06, archived)
# sorry - this is really shit. what can i say.


really, really, so very sorry - especially for the shit optomisation with means the man on the left has no legs...
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:42, archived)
# maybe
he has no legs because he's a crap twat?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:45, archived)
# of course
that would have been a much better excuse reason.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:45, archived)
# although it goes without saying
that we're not implying that having no legs automatically means someone is a crap twat!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:50, archived)
# I figured the leg thing was intentional
Edit - great eyebrows!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:45, archived)
# i like doing blinks and brows
i'm going to stick to doing them. oh what a wonderful day.
i sure hope yours was better than mine!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:47, archived)
# Ah-ha!
The old double-amputee's balancing-with-one-hand-on-the-bonnet trick! Oldest in the book!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:47, archived)
# Who is to say that that isnt his leg on the left
and he is waiting for some reverse parking pleasure....?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:49, archived)
# Yep.
I've always wanted to do that.
(Rich McNinch, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:46, archived)
# no, no he's ok
the car however IS crap (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:46, archived)
# it sure is
that was intentional...it's not just that i'm shit at drawing cars...! no noooo! ;P
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:50, archived)
# Is a crap twat like Rob's 'If I could shit out my cock'?


woo either way g'friend!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:49, archived)
# Ha ha
that's telling him :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:54, archived)
# sheepercise
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:41, archived)
# Arf!
So it's left, right, left...?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:42, archived)
# *hums a the can can really slow*
that's pretty damn good! woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:43, archived)
# sheepercise all the time
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:44, archived)
# hahaha
that's woo (:
and a healthy life style choice
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:47, archived)
# Woo!
That is most yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:48, archived)
# ha, a nice change for you eh?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:50, archived)
# (:
there's only so many animals you can mangle
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:54, archived)
# Curse you creator!!!


*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:55, archived)
# Work it!
Awww, that's so sweet :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:56, archived)
# There must have been a typo on the order form...
Why would we need a crate full of 12" Bilbos?
(Rich McNinch, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:39, archived)
# hahahaha
It glows blue when cock is near
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:40, archived)
# arf
careful, bilbos can be hobbit forming (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:42, archived)
# ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:50, archived)
# Indeed -
All I know about the person who ordered the Bilbos is that Shire better watch out!
/not as good, I know :(
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:50, archived)
# tee
hee
(I helped save b3ta! toadfish, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 20:03, archived)
# This is an approximate representation of how the chairs in our 6th form common room look at the moment
It's actually really good in real life, and the person who did it used all the chairs.

Some of the chairs are on their sides and there are two bins and two mats.
I loved it hard a lot!
(qwisp, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:34, archived)
# Common room eh?
Chairs, eh?

*plots*
(Duke Flipside Bidet to you, sir, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:37, archived)
# Arf!
Please take photos!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:37, archived)
# I shall do
If it hasn't gone by tomorrow.
(qwisp, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:39, archived)
# Must be pics!
No pics, no props!
(Rich McNinch, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:39, archived)
# What is Mak
And where is the tapioca?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:42, archived)
# 'ning.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(Sith_Lord_Cheese, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:59, archived)
# oohh.... thats worth a
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:00, archived)
# 240K!
you should be able to optimise the hell out of that!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:35, archived)
# I did.. (original was 2.7Mb)
its under 250k.

so thats alrighty.


(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 20:08, archived)
# lego rocks
and so does this ^

edit: although you should have put the yellow head on Keanu, it can do 1 more facial expression than he can
(broccoli holocaust, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:01, archived)
# I was thinking of putting Brian Blessed's head on Neo...
(Sith_Lord_Cheese, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:13, archived)
# oo
you bitch.

/*whips*
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:21, archived)
# hahahaha
Bloody superb!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:02, archived)
# hahahaha
agents would be so much cooler as lego
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:03, archived)
# Seconded
This is a stupid tattoo
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:06, archived)
# seconded that is an abysmal tattoo
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:07, archived)
# A 16-year old guy on a local forum I use just posted his new pride and joy
www.principiadiscordia.com explains it apparently, pretentious wank if you ask me!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:11, archived)
# did I ever show you Skeletor?
that`s ma boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:29, archived)
# what wouldn't be?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:28, archived)
# haha, forking great.
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:20, archived)
# Woo!
Brick time!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:27, archived)
# heh
nice
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:37, archived)
# I don't care what you people say...
my iPod nano fecking rocks.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
just ask the bogeymonster.
edit:it goes great to "Stop thinking about it" by Joey Ramone.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:50, archived)
# Haha
Woo Boogie Montsta!!!!

Are they any good then? I was thinking of getting one. (Nano that is, not a monster)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:52, archived)
# I'd rather have the monster myself
and woo for the pic thing :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:53, archived)
# you and your love for gelatonous blobs
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:54, archived)
# but it's so CUTE!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:54, archived)
# well why else would you lust after it?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:55, archived)
# erm...
easy and accesable storage? you can SEE what's inside it, how useful is THAT?!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:58, archived)
# but so can EVERYONE else
the silicon based lifeform thieves will be all over it
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:01, archived)
# I'm in love with it.
it has games and a calendar and a phone book, and you can put pictues on it!

my boyfriend got it for me for my birthday. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:53, archived)
# The 20 gb color ipod is better
it holds 4000 more songs.
(Hairy Midget, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:16, archived)
# i've got a 60gb gigabeat
and i love it
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:21, archived)
# The 20GB color ipod
is the only 50 bucks more than the nano, but it holds 4000 more songs. Definitely worth it.

Do you really need 60gb?
(Hairy Midget, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:28, archived)
# think of the Linux ISOs you could store on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:30, archived)
# Ooh
That's a lot of ISOs!

I have a big ol' Pile o'Linux - it's nearly 2 inches of neatly stacked CDs! Think how much space could be saved!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 20:01, archived)
# Surely its rockingness
would depend on the music one chose to play on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:54, archived)
# im thinking of getting some sort of ipod type thingy
my music collection is eating up my HD space at an alarming rate. I'd like to get one that can play more than just .mp3s, as i'm too lazy to convert em.
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:54, archived)
# Philips were doing a virtually all format 20 gb fairly small little beasty
and it looked fantastic it was fairly cheap too (£150) if I remember correctly
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:57, archived)
# oops just mp3 and wma
www.comet.co.uk/comet/html/cache/626_170666.html
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:59, archived)
# ohh shiny
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:00, archived)
# careful, according to the specs:
it's huge! 1m long
106.5x64.4x19.9(H/W/D)cm
(broccoli holocaust, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:03, archived)
# hahahahaha
that's a fucking silly mistake
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:05, archived)
# try to pick up an old iRiver h120
20GB, even new they were cheaper than an iPod, and it's 20Gb storage, a radio, recorder, has optional fibreoptic in/out as well as normal ones, battery life is about 1.5 x ipod battery life, plays all the main codecs (mp3, wma, ogg, vorbis, etc), and it's a fat32 drive with no bullshit so you can just plug it into any windows machine and it's a harddrive as well as a player (which means you can plug and play to liberate other people's music with no iTunes or Creative interface restricting you). The only problem with iRiver is they realised they were selling far better kit than apple cheaper than apple, so the subsequent h320/340 range (which plays back divx movies amongst other things) they upped the price to apple levels. Hence seek out a h120/140 secondhand - they're handy things, and the only major drawback is you don't have a wheely thing, but then apple are high on looks and low on features
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:12, archived)
# damn, sounds good
gotta have the plug and play
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:16, archived)
# only other caveat:
I never enabled the iRiver database for search by genre or artist, as a lot of my mp3s are garnered from my old work network, and aren'ttagged right (and can't autoupdate anything from the web now through websense), so I just put folders under Albums (as opposed to singles) which go A-B-C-D, E-F-G-H, etc... so I look up by just going, e.g., P-Q-R-S, Radiohead, Pablo Honey, Creep. So I don't know how good it is.
Mostly I just put it on random play anyway! :)
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:19, archived)
# you can plug and play ipods
the only thing that`s shit is that the playlists are generated when you sync, so you can`t just play songs back, and the files are renamed to shit like NXBA.mp3, DADK.mp3 etc.

but they work grand as portable hard disks too - they also work on Linux, which is nice
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:22, archived)
# yeah
I thought they only did the name hashing on apple formatted ones. What a slightly weird feature... oddly itunes ca rename them properly if you reimport them with those names.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:52, archived)
# I prefer my mini
Although I wasn't able to get a Fonze quote engraved on the back.
(I helped save b3ta! Teh suxx0r Has been whistling the song that never ends since, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:55, archived)
# not broken yet? I give it a week
I'll stick with my iriver, which cost the same as an iPod, has as much space but can play movies.
(qwisp, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:19, archived)
# I don`t get this whole movie thing
I`ve a telly at home for movies, and have trouble reading a paper on the tube never mind watch an episode of Cormonation Street or whatever
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:25, archived)
# 'Ning All!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:49, archived)
# Groan
is nicely done though
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:56, archived)
# "Groan"?
That's top quality hummus that is!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:57, archived)
# but, but....
the punnage!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:58, archived)
# Punnage? Could have been a lot worse!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:00, archived)
# that's not a pun
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:09, archived)
# what is it then?
?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:15, archived)
# I don't know ignore me
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:19, archived)
# I have
a very nasty pun
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:54, archived)
# 'ning
that went over my head twice before I groaned.


(broccoli holocaust, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:59, archived)
# hehe
nice
(simod, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:00, archived)
# ...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(simod, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:48, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:54, archived)
# congratulations
you just made my brother laugh
(broccoli holocaust, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:00, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:08, archived)
# arf
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:30, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:43, archived)
# Breaking News!
click for big
Fathers For Justice in mass shoot-out at Alton Towers
(jaggyboy, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:23, archived)
#
uh what?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:25, archived)
# I have an important question.
I have a strange situation to deal with and I need advice, BUT . . .

I am about to have dinner, so I'll ask you all later on.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:42, archived)
# linky?
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:52, archived)
# I think that's great!
Looks like some poeple can't remember back to the buckingham palace thing though ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! mr null One mad man in a world gone sane, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:09, archived)
# i remeber that
i just dont get why its an arcade type game :/

its got nothing to do with alton towers
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:11, archived)
# Jaggyboy?
I think you have some explaining to do ! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! mr null One mad man in a world gone sane, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:13, archived)
# Here, something you can't do anything with
Neither do I know why nor when I did this. It's from last week I guess. What year is it again? Klicken Sie einfach auf den Vogel!


(steben, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:59, archived)
# Argh!
too many words!
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:02, archived)
# Why is that so fing huge?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:04, archived)
# einfach klasse!
(ich denke...)
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:04, archived)
# I don't know
what it is, but I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:05, archived)
# Smashing!
It's got Affen in it so it must be good.
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:07, archived)
# anything hairy is good
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:11, archived)
# er... neato?
(Tarhun, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:12, archived)
# Headache?
(cormee, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:58, archived)
# Heh heh
that's ridiculous :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:03, archived)
# lol
clev0r
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:04, archived)
# Woo
Was this inspired by the high magnification image of paracetamol crystals on the BBC News website today, which at first glance looks like a load of feathers?
(I helped save b3ta! fool_on_the_hill, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:39, archived)
# pfft
it looks like this guy took some after his heavy night
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:16, archived)
# Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because the parrotseatemall!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:56, archived)
# The day America got a decent leader...
(biohazardwombat, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:49, archived)
# Frank!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:50, archived)
# lol
to be treated lightly!!! ;-)
(biohazardwombat, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:51, archived)
# confused
as in the pug of mib or the message is frank btw!
(biohazardwombat, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:52, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:54, archived)
# lots of laughs-happy now? ;-)
(biohazardwombat, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:55, archived)
# Just to warn you
Text/IM speak is like suicide on here

*fluffy*

Edit: Hey, don't shoot the messenger. I'm just trying to warn you, it's a silly thing but it does draw hostile responses sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:57, archived)
# *lol*
omg, loik wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:05, archived)
# *aims*
*fires*

Sorry, thought you were hostile forces ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:07, archived)
# *ducks*
*takes one in the bum*

*looks up*

*gah, it's Jessie doing that to me bum again*
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:10, archived)
# There's got to be a cock somewhere in that text.
*searches*
(Fizz Bitch, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:23, archived)
#
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:56, archived)
# Beaing able to speak is a start....
p://www.crapville.com/video_holder.asp?ID=554
(tedri mark, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:19, archived)
# he will destroy us all!!
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:29, archived)
# He's missed the bus...!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:21, archived)
# hahahaha
run!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:22, archived)
# No he hasn't
It's there

*points*

Pffft. Wasps are so silly
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:22, archived)
# Um...
Except this one :/
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:23, archived)
# i think this one's <i>past</i> silly
oh shites how do i get the damn italic
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:57, archived)
# You can't in the subject, only the main message
(you have the code right)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:59, archived)
# that one
is just a thick tosser.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:34, archived)
# fly! fly my pretty fly!
woo!
(broccoli holocaust, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:25, archived)
#


and that ant is keeping up with him quite well
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:25, archived)
# Hahahah
Despite being stood on, poor thing
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:26, archived)
# well observered
have a golden star
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:28, archived)
# haha
like his expression
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:28, archived)
# lully!
(I helped save b3ta! bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:16, archived)
# tough new anti-terror laws announced

Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:21, archived)
# They're gonna give everyone epilepsy?
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:22, archived)
# SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDCOOOOOOOOOOOORRRREEEE !
(Tetra2005 = Cupid Stunt, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:03, archived)
# every gun to be equipped with
compulsory flashing lights?

(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:23, archived)
# worked okay for Blakes Seven
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:50, archived)
# they are going to shut down the Waterloo and City Line
100%FACT

(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:24, archived)
# NO
that's my favourite of all the lines

* except the bakerloo
** and the northern line
*** and maybe the piccadilly
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:25, archived)
# its true, its true

for a whole five months
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:26, archived)
# not
forgetting the Victoria..
(Londingham ., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:26, archived)
# they can shoot that far?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:26, archived)
# 'ning sir
How be you?

...and 'ARF'!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:27, archived)
# sick and tired of ATG Dynamo
- there`s bound to be somebody on b3ta at some point who
a) understands what that means
b) can relate to it

plus I think the boss is going to resign in the next week or two, leaving me with the choice of being swept away in a monsoon of shit, or jumping ship and hoping I can get a job before Christmas

SOOPA DOOPA!

how`s you? still wiggling your arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:28, archived)
# is it All Terrain Grandma Dynamo
one of the Octogenarian Gladiators from that new show on ITV
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:30, archived)
# oooh close

.. you got Dynamo right ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:34, archived)
# i'm good at teh guessing games
the woman who used to clean my cage said i was teh bestest EVAR
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:44, archived)
# I've got
Google:

www.theserverside.com/reviews/thread.tss?thread_id=22567
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:58, archived)
# burn the bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:27, archived)
# Oh yes
You have mucho sympathy. And I wasn't even a developer, just a BA.
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:46, archived)
# ain`t gettin` on no plane, foo?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:29, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:27, archived)
# costing them too much to run?
drivers can`t be arsed turning up for work, and it`s one way to avoid a total strike?
unable to charge commuters extra to use that one line?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:32, archived)
# Welcome to the Tfl message board!!!
Post all your tube and bus related anecdotes here!!

1: Has anyone ever seen a vic line driver NOT reading the Mirror?
(Londingham ., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:35, archived)
# or a Piccadilly line train where they haven`t needed 3 people in the cockpit?

I bet they get up to some right dirty doings in the tunnel between Earl`s Court and South Kensington

gah.. I`ve got to ride their filthy fuck-fest train tonight :(
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:36, archived)
# people from head office can
ride in the drivers cab if the rest of the train is really packed.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:43, archived)
# so not only do they get free travel
they also get to snog the driver? that`s just not right, even if the driver is an ugly fat man with aviator sunglasses
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:46, archived)
# Yes
I once saw one eating a McFilth burger with both hands so he had to put his newspaper down
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:52, archived)
# Spines in brine I tells yer,
SPINES IN FUCKING BRINE!

(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:16, archived)
# thats..


(Scratches head furiously..)
(Londingham ., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:17, archived)
# a guy on another forum etc
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:21, archived)
# mmMMMM!
gonna make you fall in love with spines
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:17, archived)
# 'Lo chap.
What's this all about, eh?
www.b3ta.com/board/5172485

/Euw to spines btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:21, archived)
# Kinnear`s pet shop?
www.waspbox.com/gallery/kinnear.htm

and the lesbian ring tone (oooh baby) - slightly NSFW
headstaggers.com/flash/show/?id=23
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:23, archived)
# I'd seen Pet Shop
'twas the ringtone I meant. Have to look when I get home. Also was it you that had the wank monkey anim on your mobile?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:25, archived)
# it's him alright
and he shows it to everyone

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:29, archived)
# I also have...
David Hasselhoff spuffing off over some bird at a garden party, and the Bearded Lady of Guildford, courtesy of Fanjita

I look at them when I`m pissed off on the tube, as they make me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:35, archived)
# Oooh!
Image Hosted by Annoying Frog
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:29, archived)
# snarf!
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:32, archived)
# You, sir and or madam,
deserve a woo and or a yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Schrodinger, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:07, archived)
# *may contain dolphin
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:19, archived)
# I WANT SOME SPINES IN FUCKING BRINE!

Brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:20, archived)
# mmm squishy spinal goodness

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:26, archived)
# hmm
where can i buy?
(biohazardwombat, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:03, archived)
# Ahhhh...
....good old David Firth.
(I helped save b3ta! Teh suxx0r Has been whistling the song that never ends since, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:29, archived)
# everyone has a comic strip these days
it was making me feel left out. so I made this:
(broccoli holocaust, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:11, archived)
# It's hard to tell these details with stick men :(

Edit:
Image Hosted by Annoying Frog
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:12, archived)
# hehe
i like that lots
(broccoli holocaust, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:18, archived)
# *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:19, archived)
# Mine beats all your with a stick.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:55, archived)
# That's rubbish
he could at least create some imaginary friends so he has something to do

also, it can't be a party with booze

woo etc.
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:13, archived)
# WITH?
Interesting...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:14, archived)
# Good point
/typo
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:15, archived)
# Deleted fourth frame
available at lemonparty.org...

Woo!
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:14, archived)
# Try this...
www.bubblegun.com/toons/cartoonman/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:15, archived)
# Don't forget
Johnny Hace, the boy with no face
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:16, archived)
# Yeah.
It's all good there...
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:20, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:19, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:21, archived)
# The pink trousers were making a lot of noise


So alan decided to give him a hand - is is subtle enough ?
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:03, archived)
# RIS? I don't get it
I see the animation, and can only assume you are being rude sir.

In other news/TJ's- where is that Mr. Hat? I done made him summat
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:09, archived)
# I'd imagine
he's gone home by now, the work-shy fop!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:13, archived)
# Doh! of course
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 17:14, archived)

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