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[challenge entry] Harrison Ford's bathroom adventure
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:58, archived)
# YOU!
I have realised that you've suddenly become far better than me.
Why i aughta...
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:00, archived)
# Winner
I can say pretty confidently that celebritys sitting on toilets wont win this compo, unless the pun is extremely good
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:01, archived)
# f'tang!
numpungfucajoul-f'tumch

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:02, archived)
# nazis,
I hate those guys.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:03, archived)
# "noone who speaks German can be a bad man"
/Simpsons
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:05, archived)
# Have you never seen a movie?
All Nazis speak english with hilaaaaaaaaaaaarious accents.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:08, archived)
# yes zey dooo
ve vill be speaking viz lotz ov z's and v'z
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:12, archived)
# hahahahaha
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(Manatee Fondler, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:07, archived)
# Wow - thats the winner right there that is.
And you got Joke number 4!

Only 2 left in the entire compo*


Im making this up so there may be less

Vote for a good compo 207.44.242.20/users/profile.php?id=302
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
But looks like he's swinging behind the door rather than through it, the 4-eyed berk.
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:12, archived)
# woo yay
teh winner!

can we stop this compo now?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:21, archived)
# you get my vote
cuz this is hilerious
(I helped save b3ta! PsyreN Bored Sig, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:24, archived)
# hahaha
super excellent !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:26, archived)
# Most of the entries in this compo so far have been boring and obvious...
But this is woo yay of teh highest order! well done squire!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:32, archived)
# you've already won the compo
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:43, archived)
# w/y/h
i am stunned. :D
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:47, archived)
# bloody hell
a good post for this shit compo

woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning everyone...
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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:54, archived)
# Excellent expression!
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:55, archived)
# Congratulations
You found joke number 3 for the compo (and did very well doing it)

There are only 3 original jokes left, so get shopping people!

Vote for a better compo next week 207.44.242.20/users/profile.php?id=302
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:58, archived)
# wahoo!
Do I win some jelly?

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:59, archived)
# *adopts Oirish accent*
yours is the turd original idea, yours is
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:01, archived)
# Sorry for the delay,
*hands over jelly with smarties in*

The best kind of jelly
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:19, archived)
# mmmm.. jelly with smarties in it... my one weakness...


/Homer


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:23, archived)
# 'Ning Wombat!
Ace shoppage there, and good thinking too! Woo!

Just cos it's a shit compo that I can't be arsed to enter doesn't mean I can't applaud an original idea when I see one

/pfft, I said "shit" and "arse" in a toilet context
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:58, archived)
# he he! (ta!)
...that's my one toilet gag... and I can't be arsed to think up anything else!

ho hum...

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:01, archived)
# 'ning tols
and well said

woo to the original idea and can we have a decent compo next week please? the last three weeks have been sh1t
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:18, archived)
# Suggest one here. Try not to make the joke obvious
I have suggested B3ta 20000BC, and 5kb maximum filesize.

207.44.242.20/users/profile.php?id=302
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:22, archived)
# Ning!
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(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:58, archived)
# Haha
Nicely (and tastefully) done!
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:00, archived)
# =)
i was up for far too long last night heh
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(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:01, archived)
# And the furry version
Pffft!
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:04, archived)
# but yours is still
the original and best
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(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:16, archived)
# someone say tasteful thoughts?
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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:05, archived)
# Snail norks!
Hurrah!
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:06, archived)
# *fwap *fwap *fwappity *fwap...
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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:08, archived)
# hehe norks
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(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:07, archived)
# arf!

he should consider tanning his hands and legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:44, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:46, archived)
# *Squints*
Can't quite see it, but what I could see made me laugh! Woo!
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:46, archived)
# You know
your going to make him get the "Bigger" picture out
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:49, archived)
# It's been a long time my old friend. *sighs contentedly*
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:49, archived)
# I swear thats alot smaller
than it used to be
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:53, archived)
# ye gads thats massive.
*swoons*
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:54, archived)
# hurrah!

i'm loving your name at the moment too...
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:54, archived)
# Me too
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:56, archived)
# hellooo
maximum rock - yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:19, archived)
# No, it used to be so big
that i had to scroll round all of it to tell what it was
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:55, archived)
# That's the ultimate version
I only use that during off-peak hours, so that it kills as few peoples machines as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:56, archived)
# Hahaha
My work here is done!
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:51, archived)
# Utter genius!
Pargyay! Venezwoo!
(Indole Ring, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:50, archived)
# perhoupla!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:00, archived)
# is that a repost or
something similar to that which has already bindun? It's just that having only had a couple of chances to login here this past couple of days, I swear I keep seeing the same image...

maybe it's me going out of my mind though
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:51, archived)
# It looks like a roasted pea
to me!

(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:05, archived)
# To Paraguay!!!!!
I'll bring the flame
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Some celebrities on 'the toilet'... maybe nsfw?


A tad too literal?
(RiverChelt, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:42, archived)
# on the fridge door...
even...
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:45, archived)
# But aren't Barry Scott and Jesus one and the same?
"Bang, and your sins are gone"
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:45, archived)
# Terry Scott!
Juuuuune! The vicars coming to tea and I can't find my trousers.....etc.
(TallJim, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:47, archived)
# This compo is not the best. Nor was last weeks.
Are we all always out of hummus by wednesday after a frenzied Tonay bashing on Tuesday night or is it just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:47, archived)
# Bring back Mystery Bob
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:48, archived)
# its still a vote isnt it?
(wasnt around at right time last couple of weeks)

Remind me whos doing it now...
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:49, archived)
# Fraser
it's usually a vote, but Fraser tends to shortlist the crap ideas
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:50, archived)
# ooooh bitchy!

/relurk
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:51, archived)
# Just checked Fasres profile - theres a form for submitting compo ideas
207.44.242.20/users/profile.php?id=302

Make it known! Choose a better compo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:56, archived)
# yeah he said the other week
when everyone was complaining about not getting to vote. i never come up with anything when he asks so this is good for me! :)
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:00, archived)
# This could be fun
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:03, archived)
# Should have tried harder....


Occurred to me while watching Channel 4 last night.
(Wonkey.Donkey, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:42, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:47, archived)
# Good golly...
...that took me a long time to figure out, bravo!!!
(RiverChelt, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:53, archived)
# Yeah,
I was going for teh 'not immediately obvious' stylee!
(Wonkey.Donkey, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:58, archived)
# how rude and unladylike!

chavette!
(alanparley, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:41, archived)
# cool
would!

'ning all again




at work,so sploradic b3ta-ing
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:43, archived)
# 'Ning!
Would you like some help looking for your m? Where did you last see it?

It's probably down the back of the sofa with some fluff, three buttons and a 5p
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:48, archived)
# i'm a alot more
pronouncable now!

morning missus
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:50, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:48, archived)
# Umm...
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:04, archived)
# woo ness
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:08, archived)
# On the count of . . .

* with added token pro-german water fowl
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:32, archived)
# Its first proper use . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:36, archived)
# 'ning!
etc

Damn, I'm at the airport and forgot my sombrero :/
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:48, archived)
# How queer!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:50, archived)
# aaaahh! poor little fella!
(spunkbubble, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:20, archived)
# "He's behind you"
now it that a bloody big bird or a tiny little lighthouse?

or could it be the LSD though...
(I helped save b3ta! WurSeL - Havin it Large www.haveitlarge.net, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:25, archived)
# those cows are far away
these cows are very small . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:26, archived)
# that's wheely good
.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:25, archived)
# Bloody
american gulls!
(TallJim, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:28, archived)
# Cor! have a tiny Ken Bruce
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:30, archived)
# HAHA
webcam fun
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:19, archived)
# Yes,
they're quite the nuclear family.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:25, archived)
# Is there no Curie?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:34, archived)
# perhaps
but it's none of my conCERN.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:40, archived)
# Alpha mo, while I think of another . . .

Beta is a great place for puns, even my g(r)amma thinks so . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:44, archived)
# but I find fission more relaxing

especially after a fallout with the wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:51, archived)
# But Chernobyl fall off if you get radiation poisoning.
surely that must be of some concern?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:46, archived)
# is that an old conFUSION saying?
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:55, archived)
# Radon't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:02, archived)
# Great news from Oz!

genuine article
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:54, archived)
# Heheh
'yay' for real articles :D

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Click for biggus

Is Mr. Hat around yet? I did done made him summat...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:14, archived)
# 'NING!
Hurrah!

*fetches magnif-o-stilts*

Arf!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:15, archived)
# Here, for those 'speechless' moments...

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(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:17, archived)
# ...and because you're a terribly polite Mr. Hat

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(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:18, archived)
# WOW!

Feckin' Brilliant!

Thankee! I love them!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:19, archived)
# How's this?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:25, archived)
# Hahah, lully
*adjusts slightly*
*stands back proudly*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:28, archived)
# and this!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:29, archived)
# *applauds*
*runds off to appointment*

Later Mr. Hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:31, archived)
# B-byes!

Don't forget your ninja!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:33, archived)
# Litterotica eh?
Someone has been craetive in a 'wrong' way
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:39, archived)
# Bwahahahhahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:55, archived)
# My parents were right.
Bob is a fucking twat.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:24, archived)
# Escape from Heinz...
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(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:54, archived)
# now thats a bit
special
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:06, archived)
# haha
You can wrap in a ribbon
you can put it in a sock
(manky dog, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:08, archived)
# but dont take it out in public
or they'll stick you in the dock
and you wont,
ah-come,
ah-back
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 11:28, archived)
# arf!

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(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Germaine shitzer movie


Excuse the german spelling, but you get the idea?
(manky dog, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
!oow
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:56, archived)
#
Yep, this compo is rubbish and I can't be dealing with it as I'm mainly on here at work. See you next Thursday
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:57, archived)
# it`s teh lack of imagination that`s rubbish
there have been some corking entries

but I think I may also have to Firefox kill all images so I don`t get booted out of work before I`ve had a chance to quit!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:59, archived)
# You mean my entry?
Corking!
(manky dog, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:00, archived)
# I think I can see her noony
= dodgy
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:01, archived)
# I've heard
Staying out for the summer = Dodgy

How does "I think I can see her noony" go?
(manky dog, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:09, archived)
# it goes a bit like
"can you come into my office
I`ve got to have a chat
here`s your P45
now fuck off"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:12, archived)
# admittedly there is potenial for goodness
but its mainly gonna be like a fake celebrity scat site for a week. And I've got a subscription to a far better one of those
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:02, archived)
# Big Brother IX?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:02, archived)
# Get off
(manky dog, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:12, archived)
# teh BMP!
sweet jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:12, archived)
# Oh my
How embarasing, my bmp is showing
(manky dog, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:14, archived)
# it's a JPG with .bmp in the filename
:/
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:14, archived)
# it's a JPG
with a .jpg in the filename now.
(manky dog, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:16, archived)
# get off
my spasticated horse?

I don't mean to moan a lot, but if you had a job you'd know what I'm going on about
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:16, archived)
# haha
the comp is pretty poor.

Hey, I've got a job (for the moment)
(manky dog, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:20, archived)
# then I take the job bit back
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:25, archived)
# why does this pic make me sad???
it's lully though
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:36, archived)
# I always wanted
a NSFW copo

Woooo!

Shame I'm in work.
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:58, archived)
# bites doesnt
it
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:09, archived)
# That it does
but they're sacking us all at Xmas and we're all getting redundancy.


YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:10, archived)
# scheiße
is how you spell it
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:10, archived)
# roast 'em if you got 'em*

*pictures, not spines in brine. Although that might work well enough
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:52, archived)
# no, don't roast
as it's bad
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:54, archived)
# *hangs head in shame*
yoos want it bumped off?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:55, archived)
# not a lot of point
but I have seen this every time I've been on recently (or it seems like it)
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:57, archived)
# only been on twice
first posting and now
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:07, archived)
# this is not to say it`s not nice, for it is very nice
but teh reposting is baaad
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:09, archived)
# Tastey
Quick fire up the BBQ and pass me the katsup!
(I helped save b3ta! WurSeL - Havin it Large www.haveitlarge.net, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:54, archived)
# roast? MEH!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:55, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:56, archived)
# related . . .
nawwty


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:00, archived)
# mmm baps
baps are great
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:02, archived)
# Oh yeah!

That question . . . .


Aren't baps GREAT!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:04, archived)
# they`re fab!
big ones, small ones, medium ones

mmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:10, archived)
# 'k
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:11, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:12, archived)
# .

it's not someone on the bog
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:52, archived)
# and its a Futurama gag

I think
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:54, archived)
# I won't tire of it though
Because I love saying "parsely, sage rosmary and tyme" in a cylon voice
(manky dog, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:58, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:56, archived)
# hehe
samon and garfunkel
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:57, archived)
# much better than Billy Bass
.. in a fight anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Too subtle?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:40, archived)
# Not in the slightest....
Muchos Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:45, archived)
# arf
but wot am subtool aboot it?
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:50, archived)
# What I'm wondering about this challenge
is how many b3tans will take a picture of themselves on the toilet to have a good source picture to start with
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Groan, groan for your life!


Ahh well was funnier in my head, but so are Stanna Stairlifts when they get stuck half way!
(I helped save b3ta! WurSeL - Havin it Large www.haveitlarge.net, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:34, archived)
# oh man
this new compo isn't the best thing for work really. I might have to lay off the board for a week

and woo to joke
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:35, archived)
# i can't decide whether it's a good thing or bad
so i'm sitting here quietly and waiting to see
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:42, archived)
# Its a great idea.
All my bosses are at the other end of the office and with a slight Alt + Tab. I'm hard at work again.

...gotta have some perks.
(I helped save b3ta! WurSeL - Havin it Large www.haveitlarge.net, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:05, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:33, archived)
# yep, nothing like a clean inside to ensure that the album is amusing, thought-provoking, and nicely crooned
yay for Morrissey!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:49, archived)
# 'ning Richard!

I had a question for you but I'll be buggered if I can remember it . . .

Meh!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:52, archived)
# morning David
never mind! I probably can`t answer it anyway; I`ve had a revelation over the past few days - I`m thick
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:53, archived)
# Aww . . . no, you're not . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:57, archived)
# Reckless Rik!
He's a bit thick!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:55, archived)
# that is the first step towards enlightenment.

now on the eastern slopes of the mountains grows
a rare blue flower ...
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:59, archived)
# I reckon that would be a great life
going on pilgrimages and stuff, becoming enlightenend, learning some mysterious martial arts and discovering inner peace

.. then becoming worm food like every other person on the planet
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:01, archived)
# well, you could always be cremated
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:06, archived)
# that`s a good option actually
*writes that on hand in case knocked down later on today*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:11, archived)
# Yes
take that Morrissey, you twunt!
(richard pye, Fri 30 Sep 2005, 0:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor wee Pat

he cannae coil one out
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:32, archived)
# for some reason
I looked at that and thought "Jeremy Clarkson"
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:32, archived)
# i forsee a frighteningly large number
of celebrity heads stuck on pictures of people on the loo,

but that one is rather splendid
(ivor_the_engine, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:42, archived)
# I'm stopping now
I'll get back to my usual work.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:44, archived)
# Agreed
then again if there are enough they might compo it...
(BadgerPirate, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:49, archived)
[challenge entry] I did this a while back...

The Turdis

(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:23, archived)
# Heheheh
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:26, archived)
# ace
woo to the who!
(Error 404 - Username Unknown, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Blessed Relief

clickificate for slightlier gooder
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:18, archived)
# Jesus cocking christ!
That is the funniest thing I've ever seen!
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:21, archived)
#
Shouldn't he be shouting

"SSHHHIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTEEEEEEE"?
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:31, archived)

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