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# A pretentious look at the rigours of age
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:23, archived)
# how rare
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:23, archived)
# *syncs gran*
*crashes grandad*

ooer,missus.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:24, archived)
# Yay!
I remember a story like this in 2000 A.D.
The comic with Judge Dredd in it.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:26, archived)
# Hooray for the elderly and their systems..!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:29, archived)
# Crossings today ain't the same...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:19, archived)
# You like making pictures based around the cover art of the album 'Abbey Road' by popular 1960s skiffle group The Beatles
AICMFP
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:22, archived)
# very astute
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:24, archived)
# Yessirree - you have to get up pretty fucking early in the morning to get one over on grey ki-...
*zzzzzz*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:25, archived)
# nicely
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:23, archived)
# It's nice to see
my Abbey Road template still getting use after all these years.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:49, archived)
# where is this template you speak of?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:05, archived)
# It came into my head at the pub
And I had to get it out:

Apologies for bad shop skills
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:18, archived)
# Woo!
It's funny cos he has a small hand.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:19, archived)
# pfffft
/autocomplete
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:19, archived)
# Head fisting has always been difficult
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:20, archived)
# Ladies and Gentlemen...
...would you please give a big hand for Jeremey Beadle
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:20, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:31, archived)
# ahahahahah
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Nothing new here
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:09, archived)
# That's frikkin grim!
But it's gotta be the winner!

Woo!
kinda
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:11, archived)
# I thought long and hard
about a non-bindun entry and all that is left is grim or illegal.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:14, archived)
# lick it!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:11, archived)
# Yes. Or this:
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:11, archived)
# His head was backwardzy?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:12, archived)
# No, his body.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:13, archived)
# repost time!!!

I made this for The Duke last night but as he's not about.....
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:13, archived)
# hahaha
lovely! he'll be pleased. :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:14, archived)
# I hope so.
He was talking about there not being enough v flicking.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:15, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:12, archived)
# Hurrah!

*waits 300 years for the next good excuse...* ;)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:18, archived)
# Is there..
a 150kb version of this, so i can abuse people on msn with the dancing of carlton?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:30, archived)
# That pic..
your username...

Disturbingly woo.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:13, archived)
# and amputee sex going by the pic
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:18, archived)
# I'm bored

so I drew Jay-Z and Rick Rubin
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:02, archived)
# Jew-tastic!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:03, archived)
# It looks like Homepride Fred about to mug a Rabbi.
Have a woo.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:03, archived)
# he just does look like that:
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:04, archived)
# Lies! ;)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:05, archived)
# hahahah
yes. well.. jay-z is just too bland looking
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:06, archived)
# I know.
It's hardly surprising that he's got 99 problems but "a bitch ain't one", now is it? THAT'S CUZ YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING SHOE, you dopey cunt.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:10, archived)
# Jew-Z ?
.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:11, archived)
# rick rubin! man!
producer of beastie boys, slayer, johnny cash and jay-z. www.beastiemania.com/whois/rubin_rick/

I have no clue if he's a jew.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:13, archived)
# Oi vey!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:15, archived)
# JEWS!
mefageret
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:41, archived)
# Almost fluffy



Almost fluffy, but I took the source pics from a taxidermy site. Dance, dead cat, dance!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:55, archived)
# Dance
Kinda makes it a dancing mummy cat then
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:56, archived)
# Happy birthday

Let's light those candles!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:54, archived)
# Phal my cavity
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:58, archived)
# Rob

Don't do any curry related compos
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:16, archived)
# Wahey!
 
Let's get this party started.

woo!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:19, archived)
#
The Sandwich
Flash 8 is neededed.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:48, archived)
# There was a fat pipe from the south
*w00*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:50, archived)
# hahaha
fucking hell, the Neville!
woo, but get some medicine! ;)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:50, archived)
# I am torn between advising him to seek tranquillisers
or just carry on entertaining us :)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:52, archived)
# I'm reading a book about somebody
who becomes excessively aware of ordinary objects, to the point of revulsion. Goes nicely with this.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:55, archived)
# clifford the big red dog ?
its not explicit upon first read.. but i did get the undertones.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:56, archived)
# It's more obvious if you read it in the original Latvian.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:58, archived)
# Nausea by Jean Paul Sartre?
That's what that's about. It's one of my favourite books ever. Read it.


If you like. :)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:59, archived)
# Yes. That's the one.
Silly though it sounds, it reminds me of the Moomin books.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:00, archived)
# I love the line where he shakes hands with the autodictat
and just as a completely throwaway aside, notes that 'his hand slithered into mine, like some repugnant fat maggot' or whatever. genius. :)

the big where he picks up the pebble to skim it, and can't get over the slight coating of slime, is spot on too.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:07, archived)
# Haha
I look forward to that.
Being vicariously revolted by everyone and everything is quite satisfying.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:11, archived)
# I read it when I was about 12
since I was a precocious / pretentious little sod. I didn't enjoy it. Maybe it's time I gave it another go.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:21, archived)
# i love your flashes
d) they got me into aqualung
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:51, archived)
# how much of a Lemonhead?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:53, archived)
# 100%
is there an insult brewing?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:55, archived)
# Are you a Rabbit?
or do you think it was a shame about Ray?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:55, archived)
# is it safe?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:56, archived)
# only in the right economic framework
what?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:57, archived)
# Haha
I think your music trivia knowledge has failed you for once.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:00, archived)
# It looks like it :P
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:01, archived)
# i.e. don't know how to answer your question

see "marathon man". it's a classic and you'll thank me ;)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:00, archived)
# Oh ... your non sequitur refers to a non sequitur.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:21, archived)
# Tea is neededed.
That gives me a dry mouth, in an indescribably pleasant fashion.

I am listening to Shirley and Spinoza radio. I think you might like it.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:52, archived)
# ooooooooooooh
that be speshul!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:53, archived)
# mesmerising
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:55, archived)
# loverly
woo !

i was talking to my tutor and mentioned your website. he liked the never eneding bastard of a machine type thing.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:55, archived)
# YES
to this.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:56, archived)
# Fabtastic.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:57, archived)
# You will be very very rich
or the protaginist in the next series of waking the dead
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:01, archived)
# don't ever get normal
b3ta loves you.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:02, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:03, archived)
# I love that!
Would you mind if I emailed it to my friends?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:06, archived)
# Not at all
email away!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:13, archived)
# hurray
for that.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:30, archived)
# Morning all!
Hello
Nice to be back again!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:42, archived)
# No unshopped pictures, please....
the jokes haven't changed while you were away.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:43, archived)
# No unshopped pictures! ;)
edit: Piss.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:44, archived)
# ack!
Wildenstein's monster!
sorry

/ducks for cover...
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:46, archived)
# More photoshop surgery...
Michael Jackson
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:00, archived)
# GNOPS!
W/y/h ning!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:47, archived)
# nckkk tckk arghhhh
klingon woman want soup...

animate?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:02, archived)
# You're really stepping up the presure...
bear with me a few hours, will ya?...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:05, archived)
# Shut up and eat your breakfast.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:25, archived)
# seams?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:26, archived)
# Redex?
edit: you ninja fixer! :)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:27, archived)
# ;)
thanks for the heads up!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:29, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:52, archived)
# pffffft
bed tiem!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:27, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:27, archived)
# If I make it 280 wide,
do you think they'll FP it? ;P
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:28, archived)
# add some zombie effects to the wolf and you're in mate!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:29, archived)
# Done.

Right - now I just sit, and wait...*chuckles smugly*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:32, archived)
# 280 it, 280 it hard!!!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:33, archived)
# Pfft, this is too easy!
;)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:34, archived)
# congrats on your 4th FP!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:36, archived)
# haharr!
woo! :)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:40, archived)
# HAhahaha
great
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:31, archived)
# There was a young man from Ulster
...
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:37, archived)
# pictures specially calculated to be 573px in size make me giggle at their lack of pretentiousness

nice!~
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:27, archived)
# Haha!
Someone's been mocked!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:30, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:36, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:01, archived)
# .
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:23, archived)
# YEAS!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Well the high street would change...
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:19, archived)
# pictures specially calculated to be front page size make me giggle at their pretentiousness
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:21, archived)
# FAQ asks people to post at that size
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:23, archived)
# I know that
it's when a picture is made exactly 280 pixels wide that makes it look like they're saying "this is worthy of a front page, i'd better prepare for one"
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:25, archived)
# Still better
than photoshopping pictures of zombies or diseased people or whatever that crap is.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:26, archived)
# it's supprisingly relaxing
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:27, archived)
# Not for people to look at
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:29, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:30, archived)
# ^this
^this also
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:31, archived)
# i've had far too long a day to come up with a witty comeback
*admits defeat and slinks away*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:34, archived)
# so make it 285 just to make sure it doesn't
why do people make comments like this? either you like the picture or you don't
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:27, archived)
# you'd hate me then.
i actually have a 280 pixel wide blank gif i open in Paintshop when trying to inspire myself.

however you'll be pleased to know i've never been frontpaged.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:25, archived)
# perhaps
if you change your name you'll get an FP...

/me changes name to Mutated Monkeon Architect D'Or
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:31, archived)
# yes, it's amazing how their own vanity escapes them, isn't it?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:30, archived)
# i know i'm vain
and i'm proud of it
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:46, archived)
# despite not liking this compo
that's nicely done
:)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:22, archived)
# lovely, woo
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:22, archived)
# TJ - There was just a Head and Shoulders advert on the telly
and the voice-over said "with a splash of sea minerals...". But I would swear he pronounced it like he was in on the joke with the copywriter. Tut tut.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:24, archived)
# true
I fell for that everytime
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:26, archived)
# Q: What's mottled beige and would look good on dubya?
A:

(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:16, archived)
# i was going to suggest a horse
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:18, archived)
# well...
obviously.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:18, archived)
# Melanoma?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:18, archived)
# A mottled beige 10-ton truck?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:27, archived)
# Gets my vote
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:28, archived)
# time for tea i think
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:16, archived)
# hahaha wonderful!~
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:16, archived)
# Yes
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:17, archived)
# Bravo....
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:17, archived)
# mmmmm
but no biscuits?

*heads for the tin*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:17, archived)
# woo!
love it...and all of your thingummydodahs
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:17, archived)
# awwww...
i didn't think it possible, but it's even cuter in colour.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:18, archived)
# Yay!
Thats one happy cup of tea :)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:18, archived)
# thats is smashing
im really enjoying the fruits of your labour - w/y/h!
my son especialy likes your space monkey!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:19, archived)
# short film half finished taking ages but getting there
gonna need some advice soon about getting it put on the web somehow
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:23, archived)
# put it on the site of the soundtrack creators
and linky it to b3ta et al.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:39, archived)
# Tea!
I have dreams like this!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:19, archived)
# Brilliant.
I love this.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:20, archived)
# How splendid.
The milk jug is especially fine.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:24, archived)
# such a brief appearence, but he really helps set the scene
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:25, archived)
# That's great
and I'm thirsty now.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:30, archived)
# w000000!
I loves this!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:38, archived)
# oh that's fucking beautiful
*applauds for several hours*
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:54, archived)
# you are all very kind thanks!
i love this place.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:56, archived)
# milk in first?
WRONG!

(love the animation, though)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:05, archived)
# Don't start that argument
you wrong-headed cup-stainer.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:28, archived)
# beautiful.
well FP'd.
woo.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:50, archived)
# Yes...you coloured it

and an FP...WOOYAY
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 0:59, archived)
#
i said that should be front-paged.
but i said it to myself very quietly here at home so as not to jinx things
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 1:13, archived)
# woo!
most wonderful!

but! sugar has no place in tea.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 2:40, archived)
# wow.
/watches 80 times
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:19, archived)
# wonderful
the colours make it less confusing than it originaly was.
Well done !
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:46, archived)
# Mr.Tea is very proud of you....
he told me so
Whats that sneaky spoon up to??
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:25, archived)
# awww yehar!
excellent as ever
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:35, archived)
# Fantas-Tea-c!!
Now one for coffee IYP!! :D
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:29, archived)
# Stunning
Well worthy of a delurk. Very woo.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:22, archived)
# I can't believe they show this on the beeb!!

Explains the stiff acting....
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:12, archived)
# watch as the team
pull it off again






woo pic
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:13, archived)
# hehe...
top reply...
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:15, archived)
# they shall...
rise again
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:13, archived)
# hehe
i love necrophillia, nobody complains when i come first
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:16, archived)
# evenin....
I'm still laughing every few minutes about your comment days ago about the Missus being nick named 'Slinky' No More Stella for you!!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:18, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:08, archived)
# I have it in a box under my bed
I'm building a golem of chins and spines
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:09, archived)
# if it holds her chin....
then it must be a very small box.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:11, archived)
# "I have the heart of a small boy"
"I keep it in a jar on my desk, would you like to see it?"
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:16, archived)
# arf
thanks for the titter
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:09, archived)
# I always thought
she looked like a real-life Gerard Scarf caricature.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:09, archived)
# Ive always seen her as
a pink kermit the frog, with hair.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:10, archived)
# Last time I saw her
She was sat in the basket of some kids bike while he flew past the moon
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:11, archived)
# is chin her chinese adopted son?
if so, then it wasn't me
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:13, archived)
# Fucking Christ no
not that face!!!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:14, archived)
# i have it locked away for safe keeping
right next to Whoopie Goldberg's eyebrows...
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:17, archived)
# hang on, wasn't that a...
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:54, archived)
# There's punnage in here somewhere...
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:01, archived)
# The Puffin' Puffin from Turkey?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:03, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:07, archived)
# well you impressed them....
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:09, archived)
# yay!


a lovely, former b3tonian called freshlegs did a puffin' puffin once. i wish she posted again
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:16, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:01, archived)
# The Big Zipper?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:02, archived)
# "kelly's adult playground"
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:02, archived)
# that's a porn site
em... somebody told me
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:03, archived)
# If you type
[name] [word for rude things] [location]

I bet it comes up with a site.

Try [Fred's] [Adult] [House]
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:31, archived)
# amazing!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:39, archived)
# yay!
it warms the cockles of my heart to see the man with the freakishly long arm has made such a promising career for himself.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:19, archived)
# Guess the TV programme
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:00, archived)
# bounty retriever
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:01, archived)
# dog dog dog dog with chocolate.
I haven't been watching much tv recently.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:01, archived)
# Cunty the wonder dog?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:01, archived)
# it's good but it's not right
say what you see
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:03, archived)
# I DID THAT
and it didn't work!

This game sucks!
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:04, archived)
# Bounty Hunter
Cunty Hunter
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:05, archived)
# you're the closest so far
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:25, archived)
# Is it the x-factor?
I seem to remember seeing 4 dogs on there last Saturday..
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:03, archived)
# ooh, close
but your miles off
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:04, archived)
# Antiques Roadshow.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:05, archived)
# Kick start....
It has to be.....
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:16, archived)
# I honestly don't know -
is it some elaborate euphemism for homosexuality?
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:50, archived)
# Black Beau-ounty
(, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 23:52, archived)
# It could well be
Dog: The Bounty Hunter
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:20, archived)

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