b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 24365 (Older | Newer)

# OMG WHERE DID THAT HOLE COME FROM??
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(poosemon, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:22, archived)
# omg
you took a picture of a sheep lying down. Rolfmayo1110100101010
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:24, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:25, archived)
# lol
do all the new accounts get enabled on tuesdays or something?

OMG!! 7h4t w0u1d b3 gr347!!!11
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:31, archived)
# I'll OMG you in a minute, if you don't read the FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:25, archived)
# Note to welsh...
sorry i forgot to read...

"Don't:* Post stuff that is, or looks like porn"

if you are welsh and under 18 please dont look at this image.
(poosemon, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:28, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5233593
(Londingham ., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:28, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:30, archived)
# PFFFT woooo to that !!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:31, archived)
# Twll dyn pob Saes
to the lot of you
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:53, archived)
# tisior cletch?
cont wirion!
(I helped save b3ta! ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 18:43, archived)
# *unzips flies*
*puts on Barry White CD*
(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:25, archived)
# I’ve heard people say that

Too much of anything is not good for you, baby
But I don’t know about that
As many times as we’ve loved
We’ve shared love and made love
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:30, archived)
# Whadya think this is?
A caption competition?

Shop a kitten or somethin'
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:29, archived)
# hehe!
hoversheep!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:32, archived)
# Has Tel got hives?
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:20, archived)
# pfft
a good hearty woo to the wogan
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:22, archived)
# hahaha!!
go wogan! go wogan!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:23, archived)
# haha - wiggle it, just a little bit
I'll Terry your Wogan in a minute, if you're not careful
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:24, archived)
# ah, he's canadian
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:26, archived)
# Arf!
(Londingham ., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:28, archived)
# he's shaking his BEE-hind, ah ha haha!
a woo to you sir!

anyone seen the adverts on the bbc with him breakdancing (supposedly)?...
(piffpuffpickle, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:27, archived)
# im utterly appalled at my lack of shop skills but here we go !
original just in case you wanna mess with this !



its that shit i'm lurking image wise for a long time untill i get my act together
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:19, archived)
# is he saying "gobble"?
(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:24, archived)
# yes
yes that was an afirmitive YES
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:25, archived)
# im not sure i understand...
do you mean yes?
(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:26, archived)
# nope
.. WHERS THE BEEER

nite all

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:30, archived)
# Coca-cola's attempts to court the pink pound lacked subtlety
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:18, archived)
# Always my favorite meme;

bindun?
(A Different Mr.Tea, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:15, archived)
# hehe
it took me a while to work out what was shopped in that!
(tears_of_joy., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:18, archived)
# me too

b3ta is ruining my brain

woo to pic
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:20, archived)
# In a parallel universe.....
(poosemon, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:18, archived)
# Hang on, that kind of reminds me of a .....

(no offence to you whatsoever, I've been waiting to use it..)

^^ Surely THIS one is real???
(Londingham ., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:18, archived)
# by way of promo
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/703
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:45, archived)
# Yes
that has definitely been done before. But i like your effort. Have a woo all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:25, archived)
# only Hitler knows the way
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
that's why it's so annoying
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:12, archived)
# eh?


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:16, archived)
# The cause of the problem...
(Londingham ., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:36, archived)
# Trampolining
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(poosemon, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:08, archived)
# Bigger please!!!!
BIGGER!!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:10, archived)
# Chris Kirkland?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:10, archived)
# looks like
most the cows had their legs stolen as well
(I helped save b3ta! timothy claypole, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:10, archived)
# cows?
May be if it was bigger you'd be able to see?
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:11, archived)
# yes.
yes he is.
(I helped save b3ta! 8=====>, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:10, archived)
# is it 'shopped?
*hides in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
He/she/it just added a trampoline and made the grass look greener on the other side
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:15, archived)
# Post Helicopter Drop..
no 'shopping envolved here, just an elaborate operation to let a amputee victem to enjoy the joys of trampolining ;)
And there sheep foo'
(poosemon, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:16, archived)
# so helpful!
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:18, archived)
# SHEEP YOU SAY!
*undoes flies*
(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:18, archived)
# Whats brown and sings dippy songs?


*edit* woops sings not signs
(nachojammers, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:06, archived)
# Des...
O'Conker!! Yay!

edit // I'd love to stick a shoe lace in his ear and smash his head agains something hard :oP
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:07, archived)
# Right Said Fred after some anal sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:07, archived)
# I'll Right Said Fred you after some....
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:08, archived)
# yes....
go on finish it ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:09, archived)
# arf!
i was just going to type, 'the black bloke out of right said fred'
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:08, archived)
# .. weren`t they all white?
"allwhiteattheback?"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:10, archived)
# bit worrying if they weren't,...
weren't they brothers from the same parents... Or at least that's what they thought!!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:12, archived)
# so...
they turned out to be brothers from different parents?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:15, archived)
# maybe the black chap was their mate*


*who may or may not have been homosexual.. no point in looking homophobic as well as racist ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:22, archived)
# Des O'Conkers!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:07, archived)
# Signs?
or sings?

Edit: Now you made me look silly.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:08, archived)
# Desculus hipp O'Castanum?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:08, archived)
# *Trumpets*
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:04, archived)
# Ha lovely!
He'd be better if he had teeth though!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:04, archived)
# Aol and Microsoft
Well, after spending some time reading an article about the unholy alliance of hello kitty and mcgruff... err... Aol and Microsoft, I took five steps backward in time and looked through the supermicroscope of Seeing (+4, you noobs) and saw that there was something in the sky... it wasn't an invasion of the seventies disco hell either.... oh f***, the aliens ARE coming...



RUN!
(Drak, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:58, archived)
# hello
that pictures file size is a bit large for here, try and get it around 50k for a still image
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:01, archived)
# Just try resaving with a higher compression factor
then re-upload, obviously.

(Londingham ., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:02, archived)
# that's right
and a very nice b3tan made a handy tutorial should you get stuck

www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:05, archived)
# Lemony? nice?


NICE?

edit: original blokey walking anim made by Maiden
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:06, archived)
# nise
(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:16, archived)
# for no good reason
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:20, archived)
# or


^ Calm down dear!
(Londingham ., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:22, archived)
# His badge says "milk man"
should be "Man milk"... shurely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:25, archived)
# Disturbingly,
the CDC is the only 'shopped part of this pic..
(Londingham ., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:26, archived)
# deary me!


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:25, archived)
# optimise it hard!
.. then explain what the hell it`s about ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:03, archived)
# ^haha^
Nice....

esit // Yonks 206KB That could be a 3hr gif!!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:06, archived)
# +4 you noob!
Duh!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:06, archived)
# +4! +fucking4!
god I`m so dim! I didn`t realise!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:07, archived)
# Well it was either that
or a neato what now right.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:13, archived)
# whats +4?
?
(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:20, archived)
# what golfers wear

or it's 4 indicating that you are adding one thing to another in arithmetic.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:25, archived)
# My poor sister...
They have to cancel her hennight...

due to this flu stuff (heard from someone today)
so sorry, its not funny, as i have the sniffles today and was eating Bantam eggs last night
oh and sorry for the Csans and Dropshadow
(I helped save b3ta! unclewilco, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:54, archived)
# hehehe
no need to be so apologetic!
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:56, archived)
# Hahahah!
I've often wondered... they call the girly one a "Hen Night", but the blokey one a "Stag Night".

What's wrong with a "Cock Night" then?

*innocent*
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:59, archived)
# "These issues ultimately lay with the pet owners themsleves..."
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:46, archived)
# Dammit!
My mum won't let me goatse my dog at home, and now I can't goatse him in public either? Where next?
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:48, archived)
# My house!

EDIT: Woo! and Arf! to the pic!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:50, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:52, archived)
# pearoast...

(sorry)

^^ and ARF! to this!
(wonders if there is a government approved symbol for putting your hands up your dog's arse..)
(Londingham ., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:52, archived)
# Tough on canine rectum stretching
and tough on the causes of canine rectum stretching
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:55, archived)
# Remember,
a dog's rectum is for life,
not just for christmas
(Londingham ., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:57, archived)
# hahahaha
now thats funny, although very sick!
(Lord Ponsonby Smythe, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:52, archived)
# hehe
well fuck this malarkey, i'm going home, and i may turn up around 11ish tomorrow if i can be bothered

bye
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:55, archived)
# Yippee!
Pun 'o' clock!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:41, archived)
# a-turn-e
?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:43, archived)
# pfft!
he looks a little like Jack
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:44, archived)
# Jack who?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:47, archived)
# JACK!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:48, archived)
# pfff
the level of your puns has turned so law ...
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:44, archived)
# I'll be the judge of that!
Ha! That court you out!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:48, archived)
# Blimey, that's poor Dave!
Even by your standards...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:44, archived)
# hey
I'm a guitar god too!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:46, archived)
# Dude!
*makes bill-and-ted guitar noises*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:48, archived)
#







lo Doc





* hides *
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:48, archived)
# Crikey!
BLERK!!

BLERK!!

BLERK!!

*jumps up and down*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:49, archived)
# lo all
This is my second visit in three months!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:50, archived)
# *checks almanac*
Hmmm, no, the full moon was yesterday... it's not groundhog day... stumped if I know the significance of your return.

*scratches head*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:53, archived)
# I have a rare 5 minutes with nothing to do
or, I have so much to do but I need 5 minutes insanity.

Hows things?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:54, archived)
# *hugs blerk*
*runs off home*

Bye all!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:56, archived)
# he that hugs and runs away...
...lives to hug another day.

or something like that
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:57, archived)
# Unsurprisingly
not a lot has changed since we last spoke. Apart from the fact that the leaves are falling off the trees... and Dave's puns have got worse...

How's tricks with you? You sound busy...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:57, archived)
# Generally good
trying to get my business off the ground but can't find good salepeople who want to earn in excess of £30k!

For some reason they think they shouldo be alowed to stay in the office all day and surf b3ta
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:59, archived)
# Excellent! (that it's generally good!)
I'm supposed to be handing my notice in soon, according to The Big Plan. All teh scarey though!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:02, archived)
# Your next boss will work you harder
than your last boss.

(that's assuming your next boss is you!)
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:03, archived)
# Aye.
You assume correctly. He won't let me arse around on b3ta! That's for sure!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:05, archived)
# der der der.. der der de derr...

www.b3tards.com/uploads/jimi.gif
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:51, archived)
# I love that!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:53, archived)
# Blerk!
*leaps on Blerk*
*Blerk falls to floor*
*phones ambylance*

I was just lamenting your absence yesterday and here you are!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:03, archived)
# *group hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:03, archived)
# 'lo Pot!
*BIG KISS*

*runs off with Pot's tongue*

Missed you!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:04, archived)
# Please don't leave us alone for so long
We get up to all sorts of misbehaviour and it's not good.

Ooh ooh somebody used your wavy bear in a post. I was most indignant. I think it might have been FPd too!
*gets indignant again*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:11, archived)
# What? This?


or this?

(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:14, archived)
# The top one
hang on, let me rummage.

Damn, I only found my comment www.b3ta.com/board/5194403 and not the post. It DID get onto the front page. The poster added crudely drawn underpants and a vest and said "come and get me ladies" or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:16, archived)
# If it was modified that's OK
that's allowable (I think)

But do you remember the furore I caused when I got FP'd with the Dodi, Di, Dando, Dido thing?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:23, archived)
# Yep I do
and you were innocent of plagiarism!

This person MUST have used YOUR image to tamper with. It's just too coincidental.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:26, archived)
# Got to go now
Got to get the Badger back to the Badger Hire Depot by 6.00pm.

I will try and get back tomorrow (promise)
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:28, archived)
# Oh, ma-a-a-an
With that bottom image you have GOT to be of the "Play School" generation :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:22, archived)
# Yup!
Those were the days :o)
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:24, archived)
# *Throws Skotzmun out of the round window*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:24, archived)
# *holds on by fingertips just long enough to say*
Why was it that what window it was going to be was just SO-O-O-O-O important? My sis 'n' me used to have fights over it!

*a
a
a
a
a
a
a
r
g
h

*splut*
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:27, archived)
# I missed that!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:14, archived)
# Pun-o-matic!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:48, archived)
# ello. Ta!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:49, archived)
# Good 'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:50, archived)
# but the e is the right way round from his perspective


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:49, archived)
# wow
i didn't know a sufficiently bad pun could actually induce physical pain.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:49, archived)
# yippee! woo!
that e needs to be animated though!
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:50, archived)
# Maybe later!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:56, archived)
# Oh dear dear dear
dear

*speechless*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:04, archived)
# Complete crap

The comp can't keep up with the tablet and I can't draw anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:37, archived)
# it cannot be teh Greenwood
for the lips are not rosey red and HUGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:45, archived)
# Hahaha
I found a bunch of drawings I did years ago whilst drunk. I'm trying to redo them but this comp we got won't keep up :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:47, archived)
# apply figs!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:48, archived)
# Syrup of the aformentioned?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:50, archived)
# I have noooo idea . . .
but Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:49, archived)
# choppy guitars and robot noises
the lips... the lips!

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:51, archived)
# Been working on this...

Need to get the body to move...
(Dooley, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:37, archived)
# So far
I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:38, archived)
# I dunno...
a cunningly placed pole and you're sorted.

I like that like that... if you know what I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:39, archived)
# Jolly good
but it needs more thigh slapping!
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:40, archived)
# that's rather good
that is
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
That makes me giggle like a fool.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:17, archived)
# not appropriate for kids
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:28, archived)
# hahaha
(Slurpy The Frog, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:30, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:36, archived)
# Mmmm...Jennifer Ehle
From the amusingly URL-ed "Bapwatch".

www.bapwatch.co.uk/obscure/ehle/gw778.jpg
(rogerzilla, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 19:39, archived)
# The Colonel is behind it...... maybe
(I helped save b3ta! unclewilco, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:24, archived)
# You've just made me sad
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:25, archived)
# ..
sorry, have some finger lickin...
(I helped save b3ta! unclewilco, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:27, archived)
# I can't be annoyed with somebody who has a dalek for an icon
I want a dalek icon so badly.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:28, archived)
# Yes it is nice.......
maybe one day they will let people choose from all past wossnames... or maybe you can pay them more money... or maybe you will never get one...
(I helped save b3ta! unclewilco, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:33, archived)
# i think the whole point of the new ones was that people knew when you donated
so we can be smug and old-skool ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:35, archived)
# hehe
I thought so too
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:39, archived)
# do you know with which other icons they were issued?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:35, archived)
# can someone please make
me a peruvian fighting priest cat in a box hat?

I get ever so lonely
(I helped save b3ta! the_weird_beard, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:39, archived)
# it just has to look a bit like this?
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! the_weird_beard, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:40, archived)
# you missed out grovelling I think.
grovelling is always worth a go.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:36, archived)
# With a slightly tangential TJ
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/4349120.stm

BBC in spin-off series shocker*

Well, it surprised me, but I don't get out much
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:35, archived)
# *thinks, "The Lone Gunmen"*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:37, archived)
# what happened to that?
?
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:38, archived)
# I think having your pilot episode
canned 'cos somone did it for real didn't help them.

That, and the fact that it was pretty pants on the whole.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:40, archived)
# heh
"Torchwood" is close to "Touchwood", which in turn is closeish to "Touching Cloth.

sorry, i'll shut up now.
(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:39, archived)
# :-) Funnily enough, when I saw that
I thought... I just know what the B3ta posts will be full ofwhen the promo artwork starts appearing!

I b'lieve the phrase is "pffft!"
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:41, archived)
# what kfc
actualy contains meat
*faints*
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:55, archived)
# I fixed my post from a few weeks ago
it actually works now!

Work hard, and one day you could earn one of these:

Clicky for flash explaination
(Dr. Wombat, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:15, archived)
# how strange
i like it though

t.j hooray i've just lost my job
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:22, archived)
# WHAT?
Fired? redundant? WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:23, archived)
# i'm feckless
and i surf the net all day
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:35, archived)
# errr... "hooray"?
I hoep there is therefore some financial recompense in there to make you a happy bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:23, archived)
# nope sod all
we lost the contract
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:30, archived)
# howwhywhat?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:29, archived)
# contract lost
i could work for the new firm, but i know them and they are arseholes, so i have to leave
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:31, archived)
# bum!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:32, archived)
# nah, it'll give me the push i've been after
i've been with this shower for 5 yrs, longest i've every stayed in one place
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:37, archived)
# ack arses!
hope you find something new soon

I`d love to employ you as my wank monkey (I`ll provide the suit), but I doubt I could afford it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:39, archived)
# i'm living the dream
estanged wife and kids, living with a 70yr old man and now jobless
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:45, archived)
# move in with us
you know you want to

.. but you`d better fucking wash, you scumbag!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:52, archived)
# i fancy dropping out
and living in a cardboard box drinking white lightning and spitting at nuns
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:54, archived)
# you did that anyway
.. apart from the cardboard box bit
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:56, archived)
# Good point...
...I think I'd actually welcome being shown the door here. I really should move on, but don't, because it's easier staying put.

Good for you! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:40, archived)
# Good luck!
Took me 12 years and the impending visit of the Receiver to get me moved on.

Trouble is 18 months down the line and I'm still feckless and surfing the internet... only without a steady supply of beer-vouchers.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:44, archived)
# Oh noes...
...erm, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:31, archived)
# well
have an unrelated moo
(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:22, archived)
# moo back at you
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! the_weird_beard, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:33, archived)
# interresting
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:41, archived)
# Bad news - you have Human Flu...

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:04, archived)
# Cockdoctors!
Woo.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:12, archived)
# meh
cock doctor or peniatolagist?
(GIbbonsrwild, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:14, archived)
# Bird flu don't bother me
I'm a geezer
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:13, archived)
# saved by the ball(s)
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:47, archived)
# super
woo, i love a massive cock
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:13, archived)
# Published in January 2006


Order you copy now for more alcohol based foods

(GIbbonsrwild, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:03, archived)
# sign me up
(for a new liver)
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:07, archived)
# ANAGRAM Time
George Best = Go gets beer

/arf
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:10, archived)
# hehe
an anagram of my name is priest caner
(GIbbonsrwild, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:13, archived)
# I dated a girl whose name anagrammed to
Us seen anal gel.

And before you ask, no, she wouldn't.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:18, archived)
#
would.
(dDast, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:37, archived)
# that makes me chuckle
(Slurpy The Frog, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:30, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds