
Is it just me who is just so intensely bored hearing about these c list has-been twats ?
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 16:11,
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Look at the steam rising from that bellend!
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I love that so much
edit/ I just noticed that some text appears over the Winnmeister's head - what does it say?
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 16:05,
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edit/ I just noticed that some text appears over the Winnmeister's head - what does it say?

ah.. only you know its hidden secrets!
I don't know about your other work, but this is pure class and makes me giggle everytime I see it
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 16:13,
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I don't know about your other work, but this is pure class and makes me giggle everytime I see it

but put a watermark on it, digital and viewable. I think it is one of the top ten things I ever did see on b3ta and it needs proper recognition!
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but the machine I made it on at work had XP active directory put on it (i.e. some dude stuck a CD in it and wiped it all) so I lost the original PSDs. One of these days, I'll remake it. And then I can stick anyone underneath the cock!
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 16:15,
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PhotoWatermark pro 6 knocking around that I could pass on to you. Not a large file so could go by mail ( or my FTP sever ). Mail me if you want it. It's about a year old but is valid and pro ( papperazzi ) quality for electronic tagging images.
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 16:23,
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I stole it from brass eye - Animals "FUCK-NUT and ARSE CANDLE!" (Ted maul).. classic ! (and made a sound board with it... )
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 16:07,
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/known locally as 'chobb'
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 16:14,
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wants to buy a fluffeh kitin. Any know of anywhere where she can get teh fluff?
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:33,
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fuck off. besides which it went down teh sink this morning with the rest of the shaving bollocks. I hate having to shave :(
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now they are like teh magenta cocks!!
yay for magenta cocks
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:38,
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yay for magenta cocks

2 magenta ones either side of a very small one.
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:39,
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You must have quite the water flow.
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:37,
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to which he obviously took offence. Good.
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:38,
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just saw the opportunity for a bit of sweary stuff :)
*buys beer*
*thinks about offering beer*
*drinks beer*
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:40,
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*buys beer*
*thinks about offering beer*
*drinks beer*

shit I know but it doesn't agree with me anymore.
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:41,
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beer fixes everything. the bible says so:
Commandment No. 11
"Thou shalt drink beer" - Christ, J 0026AD
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:43,
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Commandment No. 11
"Thou shalt drink beer" - Christ, J 0026AD

or the RSPCA.
google for Pet rescue or something like that and then your area. Its not rocket science, really.
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:35,
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google for Pet rescue or something like that and then your area. Its not rocket science, really.

Top player - used to watch him at Hillsborough in myseason ticket days.
ho hum
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ho hum

protection league. At least I think it's those who are trying to kill me.
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:36,
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until you have bought a suitable gun with which to tease it. To death.
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/All Notts bash people may be long gone by now.
Nope strike all that my actual plans for the night have been compleatly canceled :(

have you heard from the Goblin this morning?
is he on his way to London?
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:41,
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is he on his way to London?

but he was momentarily quite keen last night.
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he'll be devastated.
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I always imagine Gobby to be a bit like Father Jack. Sitting in an armchair, not saying much but the occasional "drink! feck! arse!" and his very own "you cunt!".. and being very flatulent :)

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NOTE - i am being nice this afternoon.
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I was thinking that there could be a Cheese Rape song, to the theme tune of Stingray.
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:46,
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which I will call Umbrella
But still nobody cares
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:39,
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But still nobody cares

poor ickle b3tan, you go to pets at home and buy a rat, do bad things to it, take photos, put them on here. Fun for everyone!!
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saves me writing "there's a pet shop in the town centre, near the newsagents. Try there."
What a fucking stupid question...
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:53,
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What a fucking stupid question...

i really wanted to thank you for the comment on that first time round - i was dead chuffed cuz i bloody love your stuff. :)
but at that time, the secret was still a secret. ah well. *sigh* :)
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:30,
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but at that time, the secret was still a secret. ah well. *sigh* :)

how have you managed to type this? Hmm? When you left the house about 5 mins ago.
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ok, ok, i'm GOING! :)
*feels oddly obligated to do Pep's bidding*
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:28,
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*feels oddly obligated to do Pep's bidding*

Bring me orange & raspberry juice! Tis my bidding. I know I'm in London, but I'm thirsty.
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if i send it to Rob's house, he'll guzzle it! :O
*WILL actually send some ifya want* :)
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:32,
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*WILL actually send some ifya want* :)

its fine, but thank you. Now go on. You go out and I'll see if i can actually be arsed to wear real clothes and not just my PJ's, like I am now.
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:33,
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of quitting smoking and listning to metallica.
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what that means. I'm too old y'see.
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I thought it might be a pair of balls and an unfeasibly pointy cock.
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that he rates it less than 3 on a scale of one to ten.
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made to pose for a portrait...

they blinked as it was being done. The fools.
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they blinked as it was being done. The fools.

for some reason, this reminds me a little bit of Mark Ryden's 'Blood' work.
Flippin' grand! :)
*still hasn't gone ANYWHERE*
edit: much less emo though, obviously
www.markryden.com/paintings/index.html
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:05,
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Flippin' grand! :)
*still hasn't gone ANYWHERE*
edit: much less emo though, obviously
www.markryden.com/paintings/index.html

I love Mark Ryden. I have a teeny tiny book of his. I got it as a present. I was amazed my hints had got through to Mr Pep, who bought it for me.
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i've got one too, but i got it for myself.
i bought a girl two farily rare Edward Gorey books a couple of weeks ago, but she still won't go out with me. I'd marry anyone that bought me those! :)
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:09,
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i bought a girl two farily rare Edward Gorey books a couple of weeks ago, but she still won't go out with me. I'd marry anyone that bought me those! :)

i don't think i knew about him. She wont go out with you? Gah! Ask for them back!
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nah, i want her to have them - she needs to develop taste, obviously! :)
right, food. pip pip pep!
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:19,
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right, food. pip pip pep!

(I assumed you were a man).
That'a a great style you have. Maybe a kind mod will FP it ;)

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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:17,
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That'a a great style you have. Maybe a kind mod will FP it ;)


gay?
i might not be - but you now. I could still be a man.
thank you :)
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:20,
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i might not be - but you now. I could still be a man.
thank you :)

but then thought, no hang on, he wouldn't have the same name as you.
I'm a modern go-with-the-flow kind of chick and most of mycliches friends are gay.
*removes tongue from cheek*

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I'm a modern go-with-the-flow kind of chick and most of my
*removes tongue from cheek*


would be like Jose Mourinhio putting himself on the pitch at half-time ;)
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:21,
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you would make a marvelous partner in an art gallery, we could nod knowingly at each other for hours whilst the plebians admired our wisdom!
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I love em, especially Tate Modern and Whitechapel art gallery. Go with a mate who has hummus and discuss the meaning of the "art" with a straight face.
First you have to suss whether that pile of bricks on the floor is art or the builders are in or whether the light that keeps going on and off is really down to a bulb that needs replacing.

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First you have to suss whether that pile of bricks on the floor is art or the builders are in or whether the light that keeps going on and off is really down to a bulb that needs replacing.


I knew that name was familiar. I like his work a lot. There's some stuff here I hadn't seen before.
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i've always enjoyed his obsession with meat, religion and Christina Ricci
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:32,
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having none of the ideas is rubbish though!
i can never think of anything else to do with these two
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i can never think of anything else to do with these two

as I'm sure drunken b3tans will bombard you with ideas. With these two, there should be mischief, this much is evident.
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:12,
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also bare in ming my supreme laziness. They can't do anything that would invove me actually drawing a new frame/position! meh...
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No matter how mercilless! Now, where were we? Ah yes, lazyness, I know all about that. I've been writing a digital painting tutorial for over a week. Well, b3ta thinks that I have, I've done very little actually.
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My typing just goes out the window at the weekends. This happened last weekend too.
Laziness makes you cool.
Maybe.
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:21,
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Laziness makes you cool.
Maybe.

the majority of the suggestions will involve the words "sexy" and "nuns" :)
'ning Zoot

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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:19,
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'ning Zoot


and linked a nasty picture (I think it was tubgirl) pretending it was sexy nuns.
He was in the dogbox with many and had to grovel a little by way of apology.
It stopped for a while, possibly two days, then the sexy nun requests started up again.

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He was in the dogbox with many and had to grovel a little by way of apology.
It stopped for a while, possibly two days, then the sexy nun requests started up again.


. I despair every time I see the phrase 'sexy nuns'!
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(I'm waiting for him to re-appear somewhere down here)
Edit: Heh heh.
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Edit: Heh heh.

I was just trying to help! No need to delete me!
(and an extra ! just to make this clearer)
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(and an extra ! just to make this clearer)

It be a football day, and the hooligans show up for us at Luton station:

CFB
I'll just sit in my room and shout out 'LUTON!' and await the stones...
NeoThermic
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:55,
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CFB
I'll just sit in my room and shout out 'LUTON!' and await the stones...
NeoThermic

let that horse on the train - its hard enough getting a bike on there without getting thrown off.
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:57,
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they'll ty anything these days. Its entrapment, i tell you.
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What are you talking about? My HTML foo is 100% perfect, you won't get a red x from me!
Seriously, it isn't red-x'ed. If it is for you, then either you can't reach my site due to network problems your end, or my site has gone offline again ^_^
NeoThermic
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Seriously, it isn't red-x'ed. If it is for you, then either you can't reach my site due to network problems your end, or my site has gone offline again ^_^
NeoThermic

Mr NeoThermic. I'm not sure who's, or what's fault it is.
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I can reach my site and so can a few others, so I think it is network problems your end. You *might* get somewhere by typing in "ipconfig /flushdns" in start - run, but then it might not help :P
NeoThermic
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NeoThermic

*checks BBC Sport*
QPR. Usually benign enough. To be honest, if you shout things at them they're not going to take too kindly to you whether they're hooligans or not.
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QPR. Usually benign enough. To be honest, if you shout things at them they're not going to take too kindly to you whether they're hooligans or not.

Does anyone remember that geeks animation/ song?? Or know how i can find the guys who made it?
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:53,
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I don't know how you're going to find google's site though. I tried searching for it and didn't have any luck.
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:54,
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It was under my coffee cup, sorry
/gives back
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/gives back

and if I find it right where it's supposed to be, god help me.
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MSN borks on me from time to time
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 15:04,
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HEY! Where did rabbitz go!?
*cries*



all the pages are falling out of the book


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thanks, Dave!
I do know a lot of dutch words, if that helps ;)
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 16:08,
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I do know a lot of dutch words, if that helps ;)

he's the greatest dancer! awa-awah! that i've ev-er se-heen!
woo. and hi mate. :)
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woo. and hi mate. :)

I used to DJ in a club on Bold street in Warrington called the clubhouse (nee 'evergreens') and it had one of those dance floors in all it's glory!
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:59,
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then I saw it was the fish's stomach. :)
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:39,
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The dolphin just needs a shit tatoo, a black wig and a pouty face and he would look like captain n'emo in the nautilus.
Woo.
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Woo.


hmm...I'm not so sure Violet did him any favours, poor thing.

woo Pep. Nice to see you just before I vanish for the day! :)
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but first i need to bumble around central Mancherster trying to shake off this accursed hangover with tasty unhealthy snacks, and then get home and do a massive piece of freelance that's been hanging over me for two weeks. gah. :)
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:36,
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thats what you need - with hot tea.
Then later, a can-o-coke and maybe some choclate.
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:39,
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Then later, a can-o-coke and maybe some choclate.

What really tends to sort me out is a dead fresh M&S pasta salad and a bottle of crushed oranges and strawberries or something. But yes, later followed by a little bit of something cakey. :)
This is not just a hangover. This is a Marks And Spencer etc etc...
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:44,
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This is not just a hangover. This is a Marks And Spencer etc etc...

I'm a big fan of the M&S rasberry & orange juice. Its really nice. Go get it!
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:48,
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taken me all yesterday evening and most of this morning so far (started around 6.30 am, too).
earlier stage


What was that game called? Delivery Kid?
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:22,
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though the pic isn't deliberately based on anything...
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:24,
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www.klov.com/game_detail.php?letter=P&game_id=8977
EDIT
mindpissed...
good excuse though, I did go to look for a link :-)
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:24,
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EDIT
mindpissed...
good excuse though, I did go to look for a link :-)

On how to get it isometric ... do you just count one pixel to be 2 across and 1 down?
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:25,
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am just learning meself, mostly using http://rhysd.syntesis.org/tutorial/.
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I may or may not, but probably i shall never get around to it, try some myself.
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:31,
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line tool saves much time, but the one in tattyshop ain't right for the job.
however, have switched this to tattyshop and am now labouring away doing all my lines in pencil, because I want to be able to group my layers.
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:35,
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however, have switched this to tattyshop and am now labouring away doing all my lines in pencil, because I want to be able to group my layers.

in photoshop - then its a lot easier. Also turn off antialiasing for everything - selections, fills, everything. That might be why you don't like it. Its actually great for pixel stuff - or i think so anyway :)
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I didn't even think of that.
that'd make things much simpler.
edit: having looked at your profile, I note that you definitely know what you're on about. found your websites via blogjam a while back. citycreator's what got me going in this direction. so, er, thanks... I guess. ;)
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that'd make things much simpler.
edit: having looked at your profile, I note that you definitely know what you're on about. found your websites via blogjam a while back. citycreator's what got me going in this direction. so, er, thanks... I guess. ;)

no one ever seems to mention it either - although i did! I mentioned it in my nice tutorial. but Its not online, so its... no use to you.
edit - ah - thats nice - thank you. I would offer help, but to be honest i don't think you need it. Best advice i can ever give really is look at other people's stuff - enlarge it so you can see how they did it and try and do the same. Especially for shading. I'm still not great at proper shading - its an art in itself.
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edit - ah - thats nice - thank you. I would offer help, but to be honest i don't think you need it. Best advice i can ever give really is look at other people's stuff - enlarge it so you can see how they did it and try and do the same. Especially for shading. I'm still not great at proper shading - its an art in itself.

have just now noticed that I have two different light sources depending on whether you look at my shadows or my wall colours... *sigh*
I think once you've got the basics it's mostly a question of copying when you get stuck. Same as so much in life.
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:49,
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I think once you've got the basics it's mostly a question of copying when you get stuck. Same as so much in life.

you could draw a lightbulb on a layer and keep it in one corner while you work to remind you. Some people recommend that.
This forum is good for pixel stuff: www.pixeljoint.com/forum/
its more for game graphics than isometric stuff (sometimes they can be a bit mean to the iso newbies) but its worth a quick look if you have some time.
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This forum is good for pixel stuff: www.pixeljoint.com/forum/
its more for game graphics than isometric stuff (sometimes they can be a bit mean to the iso newbies) but its worth a quick look if you have some time.

daughter's up from her nap now, so am off. tata.
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:57,
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Thank you very much, it's so much better than the paint thing in appleworks ...
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:48,
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*rubs around legs all cat-like, but nothing like George Galloway*


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go to kirupa.com, there's some sort of pixel village being made, you'd fit right in
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quick n dirty cos the snookers on..(/old git...)

is it still stuck? ("no its moving freely now", replied the missus...)
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:18,
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is it still stuck? ("no its moving freely now", replied the missus...)

I am offended boyo!
Not really, i couldn't care less
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:27,
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Not really, i couldn't care less

So wow that's a neato what now right.
Response so far has been a little strange.
Now my shirt a guy on another forum made it for me.
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:29,
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Response so far has been a little strange.
Now my shirt a guy on another forum made it for me.

Lardy cow.
Nice work Ian, and congrats on the FP! ;)
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Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:00,
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Nice work Ian, and congrats on the FP! ;)

I may or may not have just had an attack of the bad mentalism.
Sorry mate...jeeeesus...i was sure i saw....*goes to lie down in a darkened room for quite a long time*
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Sorry mate...jeeeesus...i was sure i saw....*goes to lie down in a darkened room for quite a long time*

"Works quite well with other students, but less likely to suffocate on scrotum. Some absenteeism. B-."
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