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# Oh Noes!

I was sent to the b3tan naughty step for the first tiem in my long b3tan history.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:37, archived)
# What?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Drunken Vet, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:40, archived)
# /talks to celing
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:41, archived)
# I know that kittin!
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cute anim!
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:40, archived)
# AAAHHH!!!
what is it then?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:46, archived)
# dunno
he lives under me bed
*is afraid*
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:55, archived)
# Eh?
 
Whatever did you do?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 22:30, archived)
# listen. do you smell something?


i have no idea why. really.
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:36, archived)
# the ghost
of wintereenmas past?
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:38, archived)
# WINTER-EEEN-MASSS!
hahaha I bet NOBODY else gets it
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:41, archived)
# I get it!
actully, when was the last time I read it?!?

eep!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:42, archived)
# Ohh my young liz there are many surprises.
`Ning btw, hows colditz?
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:45, archived)
# I'm sleepy
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:48, archived)
# have you seen
the first episode of the animated series?
am i the only one who cant stand ethan's voice?
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:43, archived)
# Theres an animated series!?!?!?!
linky!
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:44, archived)
# You gots to sign up and pay for it
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:47, archived)
# cant
the trailers free
the first few episodes you have to be a member for, i got in on a friend's account
heres the trailer though
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:48, archived)
# link. link. link.
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:47, archived)
# Because you can
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:38, archived)
# Excellent
I like this and will officially click as such.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:39, archived)
# dunno either
glad you did though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:39, archived)
# Great!
That made me happy, *clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:40, archived)
# I love that for it's floaty loveliness
Woo!
(Pachey, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:41, archived)
# clickage! :)
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:43, archived)
# Quick and Dirty


Anyone geddit?
(I helped save b3ta! Drunken Vet, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:34, archived)
# I read the filename so, yes.
but I guess thats kind of cheating.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:35, archived)
# No the file name has nothing to do with it
It is not called spaz invaders
(I helped save b3ta! Drunken Vet, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:39, archived)
# I'm lost then.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:41, archived)
# That way
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Drunken Vet, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:45, archived)
# Ta!
Nice pic btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:49, archived)
# not cheating..
..but would have said spack invaders
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:45, archived)
# Someone shoots JFK.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:33, archived)
# hehehe
hull
now!
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:34, archived)
# JFK is often blamed for the demise of the hat.
He was the first US President to be inaugurated hatless.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:35, archived)
# really?
i smell a conspiracy...
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:37, archived)
# In difference to Dubya,
who was the first to be inaugurated brainless.
(I helped save b3ta! RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:37, archived)
# yay
TJ is Manley here?
saw the postit thing I was drunk and unaware of the going on - if it's on the web -it's fair game as long as it's not too offensive, which this wasn't. End of argument - if there was one to start with
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:36, archived)
# No,
I've gone to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:00, archived)
# bed at this time of day?????
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:31, archived)
# here
Image hosting by Photobucket
have a seat

and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:34, archived)
# It's not very naughty.
He really was assasinated. It's on Wikipedia and everything.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:35, archived)
# the jfk
wiki entry used to have a warning saying it was biased
(Sandy Koufax's Wonky Willy, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:36, archived)
# Well, it was written by
Lee Harvey Oswald.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:37, archived)
# hahaha!
(Sandy Koufax's Wonky Willy, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:38, archived)
# Both comments...
soup-herb!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:39, archived)
# Language Class
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:26, archived)
# *sings*
Teacher's pet.
I wanna be the teacher's pet.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:27, archived)
# is there a hidden meaning?
or have the earwigs burrowed in too far again?
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:28, archived)
# that's it,
back of the class with you mister!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:31, archived)
# First click of the day
do do do d-doo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:28, archived)
# Hahahaha!
How true, this is what you learn first when learning a foreign language.
(I helped save b3ta! RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:28, archived)
# That's what happens when you let lefties teach
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:29, archived)
# We haven't had that yet
had an exam today in English phonetics

i wish you people could start speaking the way you write
would save me an awfull lot of trouble
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:29, archived)
# It's the only thing that stops foreigners
learning the whole language in two months. We don't have any crazy gendered grammatical weirdness or insane bajillion-character alphabets to scare people off with, you see.
(tomsk, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:34, archived)
# hm
I see

we don't have the crazy gendered grammatical weirdness either

but we do have three more characters
Å Ä Ö
you have the exact same sounds in your language, you just don't have any specific characters for them
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:38, archived)
# Heh.
All our vowel sounds change depending on where you are in the country anyway, so even if we did use fancy extra letters we'd just spend all our time arguing about how they're meant to sound.
(tomsk, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:42, archived)
# yeah
that's why we foreigners usually restrict ourselves to BBC pronounciation, or GA.

we did learn about some oddities like the glottal stop and suchlike
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:45, archived)
# :)
www.greece.k12.ny.us/taylor/humor/english.htm
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:47, archived)
# ha ha
that's brilliant!
I'll have to show it to my phonetics teacher

(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:53, archived)
# You're welcome
www.badpets.net/Humor/Misc/EnglishSpelling.html
:)
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:57, archived)
# never thought of how totally illogical some english words are
I'm glad I learnt it at a young age
aparently I taught myself the english language.
one day when I was five or six they found me talking to an american girl the same age. Must have picked it up from the telly....
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 22:04, archived)
# Ha!
Trying to learn Welsh, with old English letters now used as vowels : "w" sounds like "oo" in look.

The tutor thinks Welsh in a 'souf lundun' accent is hilarious.
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 22:08, archived)
# Heh
Nice animation!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:30, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:31, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:34, archived)
# a very big woo but,
all curse words are appropriate. shirley?

lovely animation by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:35, archived)
# A man asking for the time.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:25, archived)
# Time you got some clothes
Before I get too excited...

Edit: Too late, woo to the pic as well
(I helped save b3ta! Drunken Vet, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:26, archived)
# well
what's he going to do with it?
buy alcohol again?
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:26, archived)
# PENIS! *points*
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:27, archived)
# penis points?
on what criteria would you get them?
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:28, archived)
# by asking
for the time of corse
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:31, archived)
# look out for underlings :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:32, archived)
# what's happened to your PS2?
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:33, archived)
# doesn't switch on anymore...I think its the power supply board
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:35, archived)
# eep!
a working 2nd hand PS2 isn't that expensive nowadays,
or you could wait for the next generation console
'tis what I'm doing
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:43, archived)
# mine is chipped...so I want it fixed

and ps3 is out march 2007 in europe
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:45, archived)
# march 2007?
jeebus
that's a long time

wasn't it scheduled for spring 2006?

(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:48, archived)
# yea..but I can't see that happening
prob september japan..november usa
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:54, archived)
# ok
I'm waiting for the Nintendo machine
hopefully it'll stay on track
it won't
butI'm hoping
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:58, archived)
# Yes, it's half past peni....I mean nine.
*ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:32, archived)
# sure!
/hands time
/universe collapses
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:32, archived)
# It's
HammerArmagheddon time.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Oils well that ends well....
(Ian_Ex_Machina Has nothing better to do, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:17, archived)
# Yay
.
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:35, archived)
# I think I may be coming down with a cold...
So I thought I'd share a bad pun with you all...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Leoricx, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:06, archived)
# Beware stray germs bearing gifs...

(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:14, archived)
# b3ta slogan =
beware geeks bearing gifs

LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:14, archived)
# hehe, that too
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:17, archived)
# pfft, sig fig


I've been doing math too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:19, archived)
# hahaha
Thank you for getting it :)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:19, archived)
#
titanic sig :)
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:20, archived)
# Meet kinky Trev..
Image hosting by Photobucket
He's a nice guy really.
(Ogre Lurker! Lurker! Jihad! Jihad!....BOOM!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:05, archived)
# hahahaha
pervert!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:07, archived)
# woo trev! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:09, archived)
# haha Nice!~

style.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:14, archived)
# Excellent facial expression
haha, 'facial'
(2P4E nil admirari, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:59, archived)
# Train!
Hamburger!
Pumpkin!
The Last Supper!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:01, archived)
# a sheep
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:01, archived)
# I don't believe it
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:02, archived)
# Hmmm...
Your answers suggest unresolved aggression towards cucurbitaceae and a puerile religiosity.

I'm afraid it's contagious.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:26, archived)
# *stares*
Is it Jamaican?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:03, archived)
# it nearly was before I decided to make it all a bit darker.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:04, archived)
# Hee hee
I like what you did there.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:04, archived)
# Alaska
Woo to the piccy! I was rudely interrupted before... hows you?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:05, archived)
# Yes, these damn post-deleters
I'm ace ta, hows you? And who were you whoring Domo too? Nobody too shady I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:06, archived)
# Drunkenvet
He was enquiring as to its quality, which I assured him was tip top. I'm good too.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:11, archived)
# Aaaah yes, I've had an email off him about one
Excellent, thankyou velly much!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:13, archived)
# Yes, he assured me it was a good'n
and I'm sorting it out now :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Drunken Vet, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:15, archived)
# Yay!
Hee hee, thenkyou m'dears, I shall get to him in the morn for you.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:19, archived)
# Thanks a lot
Can't wait :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Drunken Vet, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:21, archived)
# Mozart's Requiem!
A pair of gloves that have shrunk in the wash!
Perplexing text messages!
Badger excrement!

I am no good at this game :(
(Pachey, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:06, archived)
# you are!
you've got at least three things wrong, but hey ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:09, archived)
# Oh, maybe I was playing the wrong game
May we have the answer please? Or I won't be able to sleep tonight.
(Pachey, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:27, archived)
# Is your name off of that TMBG song
"Somebody keeps moving my chair"?
(smoglane!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:07, archived)
# someone keeps moving my chair
yes, yes it is. And no you can't draw on the back of my head.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:08, archived)
# I like this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:45, archived)
# Ha!
Go on, I'll click this one too. It's fantastic.

Jerk.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:46, archived)
# Love it, love it, love it!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:46, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha
*makes clickage*
(Pachey, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:46, archived)
# hehe
just the ticket.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:47, archived)
# Haha
That's corking, lovely style. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:47, archived)
# thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:53, archived)
# Brilliant!
*I like this*
(I helped save b3ta! RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:47, archived)
# Ace
:)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:48, archived)
# ha ha!
woo!

(as always)
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:49, archived)
# Guess what

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:50, archived)
# HE'S...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:51, archived)
# Hmmm
the organic chains in his fur seem to be in the process of reacting to form CO, CO2, and H2O, releasing energy in the forms of heat and light!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:53, archived)
# Wowsers!
that be science speak for 'on fucking fire!'

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:54, archived)
# I'm confused. It's _Felix on fire...
... yet it was Leningrad. Oh, my head!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:52, archived)
# _Felix is not on fire
Leningrad is...



Orginal pic by Pachey
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:03, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5710851
(Pachey, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:08, archived)
# aha
good point well made.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:19, archived)
# Ha ha
Nice ninja edit.

Now go back and do all the others.
(Pachey, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:28, archived)
# thanks
those felix the cat cartoon where frickin' trippy :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:52, archived)
# HES ON FUCKING FIRE!
(well he is.)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:54, archived)
# woooo
thats earnworthy of a woo
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:52, archived)
# vere vere funny
woo
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:52, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:54, archived)
# Hi Cockalorum! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:55, archived)
# Is this a continuation of Larsons work?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:56, archived)
# huh?

I drew a frickin' cactus and came out with this,
I thank you very much!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:58, archived)
# Larson drew a cartoon
which showed a cactus-alien approaching some eskimos. One of which says "I've never seen anything like it!"
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:05, archived)
# yea well he's done every frickin' joke on the planet

he's a cartoon machine
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:09, archived)
# 'Ning Sticky
(Pachey, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:02, archived)
# 'ning miss
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:05, archived)
# People are loving your Flickr pic :)
(Pachey, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:09, archived)
# Last time I saw it
they were thankfully ignoring it.
*seaches*
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:12, archived)
# The pic of you and Toucan
has had more views than any other pic, apart from the lesbian snogging one.
(Pachey, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:16, archived)
# 91 times is quite a lot
I really don't know why that happens.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:25, archived)
# I think someone might have posted a link to it (that is often the case with popular pics)
Either that or lots of ladies think you are all of teh sexeh. ;)
(Pachey, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:30, archived)
# Yay
That's Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:02, archived)
# Heh, brilliant!
*Clicks like an absolute loon*
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:02, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Awww, now aliens don't seem scary at all.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:02, archived)
# Haha. Imagine that.
They can travel the speed of light, but they've never seen a cactus. Weeeeee. Love it.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:05, archived)
# quality work as per.
eat my click.



i said click...
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:51, archived)
# Paint mash time!

What if something happened?
Professor Nosnibor would know what to do.

Someone suggest something that i can go and play with?
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:43, archived)
# He certainly
*would*

I've lost count, but I think this is the third click of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:44, archived)
# This is not getting the recognition it deserves.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:53, archived)
# ^^ that
happens the odd time.....

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:54, archived)
# Yes
It's ruddy good. Was feeling mightily unfluffy when it appeared
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:00, archived)
# I've always liked the ultrafreezer
tried to cryogenicly freeze a fly to 86 degrees below freezing and the thawing it up again


it died
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:55, archived)
# Nice shine on the head
I'd polish myself if i was bald.

Your name is topical. That pretty much makes it your birthday. Happy birthday.
(2P4E nil admirari, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:56, archived)
# Top mash!
Seriously woo.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:04, archived)
# Glitter!
Too big.
(nob_hat i like to lick cats, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:38, archived)
# Hello!
www.b3ta.com/board/5710907
(2P4E nil admirari, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:39, archived)
# ^this says it better than I could.
Not being horrid, we've all been told to raise the bar from time to time, but this is a poorly mashed picture of glitter with some sweets.

Or am I missing something?

*hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:40, archived)
# ^this^
Don't you just love Newbie Tuesday?
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:50, archived)
# Seams a bit weak.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:39, archived)
# 127k?
ok, wheres the naughty step so i can beat this chappy to death with it?
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:39, archived)
# Try this...
www.b3ta.com/board/ignore.php?start=45659
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:40, archived)
# very good idea!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:41, archived)
# It's Tuesday,
give the guy a break.

*waits for broken arm joke*

EDIT - except, of course, you can't read this if you've ignored him.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:42, archived)
# hahaha i got this real funny joke what now right
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:43, archived)
# Is it about snooker?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:45, archived)
# possibly
i havent thought about it yet
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:50, archived)
# It doesn't go pink anymore :(
and I can't work out how to unignore Manley - I clicked to see what happened after ha said it doesn't go pink!

I like the pink lines.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:45, archived)
# go to your profile
update profile bit, you can unignore people there.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:46, archived)
# Try unignoring him using your "update your profile" type page
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:46, archived)
# The list of people you're ignoring
is in your profile.
You can un-ignore them from there.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:47, archived)
# You unignore in your profile.
Oh. Wait. right.

Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:47, archived)
# pfft!
I did try my profile first - had't thought of the update profile thingummy!
/Stoopid

P.S. Thankies all you fluffy peeps!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:50, archived)
# What you do is...
ah i see someone has beaten me to it..
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:50, archived)
# ?
www.b3ta.com/board/5710907
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:40, archived)
# slow down
and take a little more time over tidying up the pics....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:41, archived)
# Why am I surprised
it is Tuesday after all.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:41, archived)
# Bushes New Army
(nob_hat i like to lick cats, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:28, archived)
# pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:31, archived)
# i dont really know either
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:38, archived)
#
how rare
(smoglane!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:34, archived)
# quite
(I helped save b3ta! chimp-donk Sink the Rock, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:35, archived)
# is that
a naked osama?
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:35, archived)
# i believe it is
*burns his embassy*
(Sgt Freddy Colon My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:38, archived)
# *joins in*
cos this if fun, might do it more often*


*maybe a lie
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:41, archived)
# We'd all like
to do a naked Osama more often
(2P4E nil admirari, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:43, archived)
# I like this
Actually I don't, here's why - you can tell it took you all of 5 minutes to conceive of, think through and make. Take some pride in your work.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:36, archived)
#
Not entirely sure whats happening
(i love pie. Maybe too much. like mc hammer Cant touch this, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:37, archived)
# Ris?
wot wot..

and on another forum my t-shirt or something.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:39, archived)
# Borg borg borg!
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:26, archived)
# I think I just came a little bit.
The board is very good tonight, no?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:27, archived)
# ho-de-ho-de-ha
throw the chicken in the air
assimilate the chicken!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:28, archived)
# me likey me likey
(tavish Strongbow is my life, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:30, archived)
# Hahaha
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:33, archived)
# Yay!! for teh swedish chef!
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:31, archived)
# quite possibly one of my worst jokes:
Image hosting by Photobucket
EVAR!

But woo to yours!
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:59, archived)
# becuase i like the word...
(I helped save b3ta! ygolyhuop; jkb;vi, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:24, archived)
# I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:25, archived)
# ...
"touches the ham"
(I helped save b3ta! ygolyhuop; jkb;vi, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:28, archived)
# *sponsers*
(Sgt Freddy Colon My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:35, archived)
# *checks*
No you didn't!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:48, archived)
# looks like a teeniepop band name
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:25, archived)
# I'd buy a Cunt album
(2P4E nil admirari, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:27, archived)
# I've got an Anal Cunt album.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:27, archived)
# I downloaded a few of their songs
The only album i'd consider spending money on would be the Picnic of Love one though.

I like their cover songs.
(2P4E nil admirari, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:30, archived)
# I love the titles of their songs.
Hehe. 'Songs'! Hehe.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:41, archived)
# I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE
My friend made this in paint:



before even knowing that song by them.
(2P4E nil admirari, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 21:02, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:30, archived)
# *teh colour*
I've just sent that to my boss.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:57, archived)
# Just because I can
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
Click for bigger.
(Ian_Ex_Machina Has nothing better to do, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:21, archived)
# Huzzah for Rocher!

Best of all the Ferrero's
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:24, archived)
# got a headache?
(I helped save b3ta! reaper cushions, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:18, archived)
# Can you lend me a spade?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:19, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:23, archived)
# *laughs*
*wees a little bit*
(Sgt Freddy Colon My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:24, archived)
# Hahaha - fantastico!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:23, archived)
# hurray for infanticide.
second best of all the 'cides.

Image hosting by Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:30, archived)
# What's the best one?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:33, archived)
# genocide
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:35, archived)
# woodcide59, of course.
Image hosting by Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:37, archived)
# Regicide
Royal peoples are cunts.
(Pachey, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:39, archived)
# Not
Leningrad?
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:49, archived)
# Who is this by the way?


Apologies to Verity and Bilbo.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:11, archived)
# You're, not your
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:12, archived)
# your wrong
(smoglane!, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:13, archived)
#
www.yourallgay.com
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:13, archived)
# That is
fannytastic.
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:53, archived)
# shut up you pedantic bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:13, archived)
# Yes I am
You're not your
(2P4E nil admirari, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:14, archived)
#
www.yourallgay.com/

I love posting this link even though Lord Manly b3at me to it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:14, archived)
# eat a cake then shit in another one
you cake eater then shitter.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:18, archived)
# I don't know,
but that may be the second funniest thing I have ever heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:19, archived)
# what was the funniest?
Keep your juvenile pillockery off the board please.
(2P4E nil admirari, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:29, archived)
# Now, now, don't wind him up.
I think it was the Dilbert thing with the lemons.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:30, archived)
# When life gives you lemons.
Choke on em and die, you stupid lemon eater.

Or just have some tasty tasty pancakes.
(2P4E nil admirari, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:33, archived)
# I am all pancaked out now.
Just off for the last smoke before my run.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:35, archived)
# mmmmm
Planned diarrhoea
(2P4E nil admirari, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:38, archived)
# it's bilbobarneybob
and you mean - he's all sexy (:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:13, archived)
# I guess I shopped someone without their permission again,
but the post-it note did say 'Oy! Manley. Don't be such a hamtoucher.' so I feel no guilt.

www.flickr.com/photos/invinoveritas/104732572/
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:16, archived)
# You also didn't ask the lovely invinoveritas if you could use her picture.
But she is a lovely, lovely, lovely, LOVELY lady, so I am sure she won't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:18, archived)
# Well, I think source images are fair game really,
don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:20, archived)
# in general yes
but it's a tiny bit polite if you know who's it is to at least nod to them..
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:21, archived)
# Nah, fuck it.
Maybe when she's on.

Anyway, I did apologise in the intial post *ninjas*.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:23, archived)
# good man!
not that it's ultra important, just polite.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:25, archived)
# *cough*
(Pachey, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:30, archived)
# *cough?*
ahem. Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:34, archived)
# *Sues for intellectual property theft*
; )
(Pachey, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:37, archived)
# If they have your name written on their foreheads
they are the fairest of fair game!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:23, archived)
# It would have still been polite, seeing as you're in a position to ask.
But I'm probably stupidly old fashioned in that sense. I'll get back to my book.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:22, archived)
# No.
There's been quite a bit of bother about shopping boarders in the past. The mods don't like it. As well you know.
(tomsk, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:22, archived)
# I'm sorry,
that is irrelivant isn't it?

We are discussing source images here.

As in Verity's picture, not Bilbo's face?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:24, archived)
# It's not irrelevant.
You've been told off for shopping pics of other boarders before. I'm surprised you're persisting in doing something that's got you into trouble in the past.
(tomsk, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:27, archived)
# The picture of the other boarder is not the issue here,
it is whether it is okay to shop Verity's photo without asking.

BBB isn't going to complain when the original source image was this: www.flickr.com/photos/invinoveritas/104732572/

is he?

Also, he's quite nice and not at all unreasonable.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:29, archived)
# It's fine to use my photo!
Please stop arguing now :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:34, archived)
# I'm just pointing out that shopping boarders got you into trouble before.
And I don't think the mods like you very much. So you might want to refrain from it in future. To avoid a repeat of the last unfortunate episode. Whatever, get yourself banned again, I don't care.
(tomsk, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:34, archived)
# Sorry. I didn't mean to start an argument.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:35, archived)
# You didn't.
(tomsk, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:36, archived)
# I feel kind of responsible.
But thank you, anyway. And for sorting it.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:37, archived)
# My, my.
I am aware that I am, at times, a little brusque. Some might even say I'm a twat (P69 for one?).

I am aware that it is easy to take offense at my posts and that, without the availablity of tone in posts, one could actually think that I'm being deliberately nasty.

That said, if you're not happy with my posts why don't you just fuck off and ignore me?

You won't even get a pink bar anymore, so what have you gtot to lose?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:39, archived)
# Apologies. Only trying to help you avoid more bother with moderators.
But you just carry on as before, that's fine by me.
(tomsk, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:43, archived)
# you did so very well, too
/nods.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:47, archived)
# Ooh, reading back I got a wee bit irritable there, didn't I?
And I don't stop smoking 'till tomorrow.

Oo-er.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:50, archived)
# Thisity this.
Also, evening all!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:16, archived)
# 'ning Caro
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:24, archived)
# Ning-a-ling, my dear.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:28, archived)
# could have sworn that said
'sponser meat'

in ur sig.
(Sgt Freddy Colon My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:13, archived)
# Sponsor a Ham today.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:14, archived)
# ha ha! silly man
www.42below.com/assets/sm/454/18/heroviral.swf

it's an advert for a new zealand vodka company sponsored gay ball
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:15, archived)
# Wow!
On a related theme, look at this:

www.hotornot-is-gay.com
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:18, archived)
# The French are Gay!
can't argue with that!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:23, archived)
# Awwww, the lovely BBB
I hope he likes it.
(Pachey, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:23, archived)
# Well, I only changed the wording
and it was aimed at me in the first place, so . . .

He'll be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:26, archived)
# Mmmmm BBB
gorgeous chap! Very very drunk when this photo was taken!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 20:35, archived)

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