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interview: Lawrence `MyPenisAndI` Barraclough

Lawrence has a small cock. A very small cock. He's making a film about life with a tiny penis and how it affects him.

Ask your questions now - or forever hold your quiet.

LINKS: His website. Youtube vid

BTW: This interview is being performed by Kirk Rutter (chap who did Winner or Sinner) and he also asks me to ask you "Any 'knob joke' pictures would be great as well."

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rob, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:32, archived)

I don't think anyone here does nob jokes

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:34, archived)

ask him if his girlfriend would like your phone number...

/too shy

:)^TM

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:36, archived)

Ha ha!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:34, archived)

nob jokes?

Us?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:35, archived)

did he also do a selfhelp book?

(goober, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:37, archived)

Righto

'Affects', not 'effects'.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:41, archived)

you nob!

:) ^TM

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:43, archived)

*got an A for English*

many, many years ago.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:46, archived)

Why do you care?

(him, not you)

Yes people might laugh at him occassionally, but if he is comfortable enough with it to talk about it then it isn't causing him too much mental anguish and physically it doesn't matter a toss.

Now I have a reasonable sized shlong, so I have no longer got the proble, but I did not go through puberty until I was very old. Being a 5'1" 16 year old with a willy that doesn't work is a bit arse, but once I stopped skulking around pretending my voice was deeper than it is all was well.

He is willing to talk about it and it works, I think he's just trying to cash in on being a bit of a freak.

What is his response to this.

Also, why am I writing questions for an interviewer? Anyone want to write an article for MBUK that I can submit as my own work?

I'll give you a mention.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:46, archived)

ill do it.

oh mountain biking.

i wont do it.

Your point is a good one though, thats his job, shirley.

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MrSparky, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:49, archived)

I watched the Youtube video.

He seems like a fairly stout fellow and it doesnt seem to impede on his daily functions. I would anticipate, however, that that has not always been the case.

Is he able to outline examples of how his affliction has hindered his existence in the social world? Im talking perhaps in getting jobs and so forth. And when did the problem cease being a source of anguish for him? Were there any events/people that aided in this process?

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MrSparky, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:54, archived)

i don't do knob jokes

have a pretty picture instead

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amon - hooray :D, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:59, archived)

i can

see men.

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MrSparky, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:00, archived)

arf

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amon - hooray :D, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:06, archived)

Well, there's plenty cock picture puerility in me profile

But Jokes a comic would do on stage? Hmm... I'll get on it

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drunkenoaf, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:59, archived)

it's not very funny but...

cfb

also

my pimped out new look site

site

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:31, archived)

Cow tongues

give me the horn

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:35, archived)

It's guess the Spam Subject tiem...

cfb

Sorry about this, by the way, but this another of those silly spam mails that made me laugh because it makes no sense.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:19, archived)

Looks like a spam bot has gone a bit emo.

/edit: And where can I get one of these motor wives?

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:20, archived)

OMG

that just melted my brain!

(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:20, archived)

Your L plate has gone!

You're a big man now.

*cheers*

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:21, archived)

woo *wanks*

(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:23, archived)

That really makes no sense!

Edit: Were they after money or something?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:20, archived)

I know,

and knowing the subject makes it even more random.

Edit: No, that's all it said. No links or anything.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:22, archived)

You gonna put us out of our misery?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:26, archived)

Sure thing. The subject was...

"SAD TO HAVE SHORT D1CCK, BIGGER 2" NOW AT LOW window"

What (and indeed) the fuck?

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:28, archived)

So that's what the neato revolution shirt guy does for a living.

Spam bot.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:29, archived)

What now right!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:32, archived)

Fisting your Neighbours fuck buddy while on cheep canadian meds anastasia\0/

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:22, archived)

LOL!1111!!!!!!!!!11111111111

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:23, archived)

I get a lot of these nonsense spam

they are secret messages to our lizard overlords. Probably.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:22, archived)

Praise be teh Ike!

he will lead us into the light.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:24, archived)

apparently

he now believes that the Matrix is real...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:25, archived)

You mean it isn't?

After the amount of money I've spent on long black coats too!

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:26, archived)

Did I say it wasn't?

I merely reported that he says it is.
Take the blue pill Doctor.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:29, archived)

*takes*

*gets stonking boner*

Pisses, it was only Viagra.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:30, archived)

pissing with a hard on

is always funny!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:37, archived)

with your feet in the air and your head on the ground.....

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:38, archived)

you mean it isn't?

AARRGGHHH!!!!!!!!!

*runs around screaming*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:27, archived)

yes...NOT real....

yes...

yes...

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:28, archived)

Wait, this could be a conspiracy.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:28, archived)

conspires

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:31, archived)

It's Guy Fawkes!!

Get him!

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:32, archived)

All glory upon him!

*puts on turqoise tracksuit*

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:25, archived)

Just Do Her!

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:22, archived)

go tym go!!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:32, archived)

*cares hard*

[all sarcasm in italics]

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:24, archived)

apologizes

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:28, archived)

A mail entitled

"Flea-bitten whores do whatever you want" was the best one I ever received.

Unfortunately they didn't seem to want to do the ironing or indeed the washing up..

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chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:28, archived)

My best was

"I really could go for some casual sex"

Just like, as if it was a passing fancy. Like you'd have for pringles or something.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:30, archived)

You should have got on to

the ASA about that.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:51, archived)

FREECYCLE : Wanted - Cheese Grater with turny handle

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:29, archived)

Bindun?

Surely?

(Chaulmoogra, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:18, archived)

yes

many times

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LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:19, archived)

leave him alone!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:20, archived)

Yep.

Bindun.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:21, archived)

twice

and of course children are perfectly safe with our Brian.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:28, archived)

...

but nurses?!

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:31, archived)

My phone shows cat's inner evil

Unshopped, unless using Photoshop to crop it counts. Gives me the fooking creeps though, and wouldnt let the furry little demon anywhere near the bedroom last night.

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LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:17, archived)

Your cat has a Garry Glitter goatee!

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:17, archived)

Looks like

he has 7 days to live

(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:30, archived)

I think we should be told.

Again, deep sorrow at lack of novelty. I thought it was something worth looking into. How horridly, horridly wrong.

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alienheat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:09, archived)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:10, archived)

Goatse?

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:10, archived)

now THAT's a post!

woo!

Pull up an etc and enjoy. Oh, and you'll never and so on...

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:11, archived)

A woo?

Of my very own? Thank you kindly!

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alienheat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:15, archived)

Be sure to feed it everyday

and change its sawdust at least weekly.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:17, archived)

Surely that feature should be on Uranus

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:11, archived)

Reminded me of this

(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:11, archived)

What!!!?!?!!!???????

*Burns mysteron embassy*

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:14, archived)

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:27, archived)

Mo ham head is a alien?

BEWARE

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:30, archived)

totally idiculous compo entry

Well not quite, but he's trying to be fluffy honest.

(BIV was recently envatted., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:09, archived)

Surprise sex

and unsolicited intentional death.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:10, archived)

"externalized suicide"

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DogHorse plop, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:10, archived)

clearly he didn't try hard enough

assisted soul migration

(BIV was recently envatted., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:12, archived)

nonconsensual euthanasia

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:13, archived)

Winner!

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:14, archived)

hit him with your mallet Timmy!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:22, archived)

"near near death experience"

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:12, archived)

Excess life removal?

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:13, archived)

iGod

Assumed it had been done, but apparently not. Or at least, not quite. Hi there, by the way: first post.

EDIT: How strange. A sudden redex... and no more live preview. Queer?

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alienheat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:02, archived)

Hello

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drunkenoaf, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:03, archived)

Ipod jokes are generally scorned upon here

Personally I don't give a ratcunt. I like it.

Ps. Welcome, thou shalt never leaveth.

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:03, archived)

Oh :(

I really hoped that, with enough persuasion, that ratcunt might one day be mine.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:04, archived)

I can dig up some of my dead rats if you want one that bad.

They might be a bit more stinky than usual now but still let me know.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:05, archived)

Mm!

Stinky Rat!

Can you send me one please?
My address is:

T.Blair
10 Downing Street,
Nodnol

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:06, archived)

Isn't that in Russia?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:07, archived)

In Soviet Russia

Nodnol is in you.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:14, archived)

Done and done!

It's in the box with the sender address

O Bin Fishlips
143 Mountainy cave
Afghanistan

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:07, archived)

HAHA!!

That's great!!

(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:10, archived)

You've already got one

It's called
Alistair Campbell

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:08, archived)

/satire

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:09, archived)

That isn't funny,

but it made me laugh loud enopugh that I now will have to do some work.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:09, archived)

Badum-tish! :)

Nice little bit of tuesday morning satire. :D

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:09, archived)

Don't give up yet, dear Manley.

It still may one day be yours. Now be a good little boy and play quietly, and maybe.. just maybe you'll be able to hold it as your own one day.

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:05, archived)

And the rat . . . ?

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:07, archived)

I assume that'll come packaged with the ratcunt

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:08, archived)

It sure will. There may be some bonus worms too.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:10, archived)

Since you are new I'll let this ipod lark slip

But there are some that don't take too kindly to this around here. Hello, put on a big hat, dance around a bit and all that shite.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:03, archived)

Howdy.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:04, archived)

Hello

welcome, kittens etc.

Good first post, there is hope yet!

omg wtf teh live preview.

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MrSparky, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:04, archived)

Yeah I like it

though atm I'm using the FF greasemonkey.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:07, archived)

You were looking at the live preview,

watching yourself type [omg wtf] and yet you still chose to post it?

I think I love you.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:08, archived)

hehehe.

tongue firmly in cheek, my friend.

edit. not bum cheek before any wag says it.

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MrSparky, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:09, archived)

Yeah...Your BUM Chee....

oh.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:18, archived)

first post band wagon

8/10 for execution
2/10 for bandwaggoning

but hey, welcome and at 32k it's not a collosal bastard
so pull up a kitten etc.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:04, archived)

bet god battery

die's in under a year!

nice 1st post

(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:06, archived)

you will be forgiven as it is your first post

iP*d are frowned upon here, somthing wortt remembering.

"Assumed it had been done, but apparently not." - how did you come to this assumption?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:07, archived)

Cheers Thor

Well... it seemed kind of amusing bandwagoning (??waggoning?) which I would be capable of -- so I assumed (not being very original m'self) that someone else somewhere would have done it. That was the assumption. The "apparently not" follows a google image search for "iGod" which resulted last night in only 3 Leonardo pastiches, none of which showed the Big Fellow getting his groove on.

Anyhow -- thank you all for the kind welcome. I will try and be original once I find out how to copy properly!

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alienheat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:13, archived)

I now see the full context of your far reaching statement

and welcome you warmly to b3ta, have a nice day.

*smiles cheesey american smile* ;)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:20, archived)

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The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:46, archived)

Wasn't he

in The Wurzels?

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dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:48, archived)

No, it's Ben Kingsley auditioning for "Ray"

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:54, archived)

Clown union official?

/When Harry Hill was funny blog

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:55, archived)

when he was a doctor you mean?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:56, archived)

Who?

Adge Cutler?

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:57, archived)

vadge butler?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:57, archived)

Spadge Scuttler?

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:01, archived)

it took two of you to go from Cutler to Cutler.

Marvelous.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:02, archived)

We are clearly gifted in the brain department.

Does this make you Timmy Mallet?

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:03, archived)

There's just no need for that. I was only having a laugh.

*goes to fwap over MS*

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:05, archived)

Sorry, I didn't mean to sound a cunt.

Pass the MS

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:06, archived)

Calling me Timmy Mallet.

Wanker.

*Passes Michaela Strachan*

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:12, archived)

It was a bit harsh of me, in the spirit of peace you may call me

Terry Nutkins or worse still Mike McClean

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:15, archived)

Silly ironman, Doctor is not funny!

I diagnose, leg itching. I prescribe, scratch sticks. What do you mean practicing medicine without a licence? *runs*

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:02, archived)

Daddy

Eggmeat

EDIT: www.issue.demon.co.uk/poetry/cutler/record/radio1.htm

(Smudger, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:49, archived)

Mr. Cutler!

Woo. But why?
Oh he's just snuffed it. I see. Damn.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:01, archived)

Indeed... a sad loss..!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:06, archived)

Australian S&M

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:40, archived)

I am having

a poo.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:44, archived)

In your wifes purse?

(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:45, archived)

again?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:46, archived)

this morning?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:46, archived)

on a tuesday?

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:48, archived)

newbie tuesday?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:49, archived)

Yes.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:56, archived)

did you finish off with a wet wipe?

refreshing

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:58, archived)

^This^

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:02, archived)

No.

I came to work early this morning and I didn't bring my bag.

No wet wipes today :(

*best thing aboyut having children - a refreshed nether region*

*best thing about PDAs - posting on the crapper*

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:16, archived)

damn

I'm going to have to start timing how long you take now

(Bored Vanley of Men ;-), Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:19, archived)

Morning Boss.

(The afternoon one is better).

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:24, archived)

I'm a figment of my own imagination

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:37, archived)

Heather Mills, her bark's worse than her bite.

woo

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darth munki is flipping livid, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:38, archived)

she might want to

try a moisturiser

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:39, archived)

or a wood preserver

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:40, archived)

keira knightly always does it for me!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:41, archived)

or supernanny

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:42, archived)

when ever I see that, I always think 'this is shit, its nothing like SuperGran! Pah!'

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:44, archived)

Stand back Superman, Iceman , Spiderman

Batman and Robin too.....

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:48, archived)

Don’t wanna cause a fracas, but BA Baracas, have I got a match for you.

/lyrics were written by Billy Connelly

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:51, archived)

She makes them look like a bunch of fairies.

She’s got more bottle than United Dairies.

*edit* Didn't he sing it too?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:53, archived)

mmmm granny milk....

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:54, archived)

Save me some!

Mmmm, warm granny tit juice.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:55, archived)

Hang about, look out, for supergran.

He may well have sung it, but I can only remember the words. then again I can only ever remember the episode with Geoff Capes in it.
Gudrun Ure played her. Found that useless nugget on imdb! ;)

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:55, archived)

Raaaargh

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:59, archived)

i hated this program

and never watched an entire episode ever

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:00, archived)

RAAAWWWWK

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:07, archived)

that'll be her wrinkly-sense then!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:13, archived)

BA Robertson

I think you'll find

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Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:00, archived)

ah yes

whatever happened to him?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:02, archived)

nah, definitely BA Baracas! ;)

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:07, archived)

she doesn't do it for me

i asked, she said no, then she got a restraining order put on me.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:47, archived)

^^this

strange that she does that innit?

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:48, archived)

bah

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:41, archived)

^^^

Ha ha ha

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:41, archived)

hehehe you kerazzey so-and-so

g'ning!

morning sexy sexy beast - i'm a HUGE BT2006 fan!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:40, archived)

...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:42, archived)

Yeeesh

That actually makes me feel quite ill.

Woo though for shadowing - albeit reversed!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:41, archived)

PULL THE OTHER ONE!

'ning Freebies!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:43, archived)

'ning o bemetalled one

The Secret's in the blank gif dontcha know?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:47, archived)

shuttle cock

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:49, archived)

Yes please,

I'll have the Discovery, Duck

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:52, archived)

that's an apollo(ing) joke

oh, so is mine.....

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:54, archived)

you need to set something

more challeng(er) ing

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:56, archived)

oh poo

i have bloody work to do!
typical!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:59, archived)

Cor!

That's rather special.

(And that's an excellent hat.)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:51, archived)

Wood.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:56, archived)

too subtle?

(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:27, archived)

Is it aimed at phony_torrino?

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:28, archived)

is he touching the peppered ham?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:29, archived)

Yes, I can't see teh quo.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:29, archived)

shit! I forgot!

*starts photoshop again*

Edit: We now have Quo

(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:30, archived)

Much better!

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:49, archived)

Well...

... I can see Mr P and that girl... but no Quo...
/edit: *looks up* slight mind piss there...

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:29, archived)

hmm

y is Pepper's not flipping teh finger?

when teh hull dose me 'L' plate go?

(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:37, archived)

Only once you average over 10 mesages a day

keep on trucking - almost there!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:44, archived)

arf!

i'll be skipping more uni then ;)

(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:47, archived)

hehe

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:38, archived)

Who is that random woman

who's been turning up recently?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:20, archived)

did someone say purile?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:25, archived)

Hom's geek double

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:26, archived)

Ha!

Nice cocks I mean nice one.

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:28, archived)

this ^

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:27, archived)

What do you you do about picture theft..

on messenger? I use to be pat mustard.

(phony_torrino, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:03, archived)

May I suggest a different forum. We're about often-puerile digital art. Search for your new forum at www.google.com

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drunkenoaf, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:05, archived)

I thought it was quite purile..

Sorry for the inconvience.

Pat mustard is funny at least.

(phony_torrino, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:16, archived)

Rant on the talk board?

Post a large image that isn't funny?

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:06, archived)

Is now

the time to point out that you've robbed the name "Pat Mustard" and you probably didn't take the photo of the actor, so you've probably robbed the photo yourself?

(Brian Blessed, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:13, archived)

Pat mustard is

my dad

(phony_torrino, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:18, archived)

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:13, archived)

Varkensvlees Aanraking

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:16, archived)

could you make the image bigger please

i can't quite see it.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:23, archived)

Make it Bigger

And less funny

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:01, archived)

also bore me!

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:28, archived)

Fa-fa-flaf-ffla--FFF...FALAFEL!

edit: 'ning!

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Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 7:57, archived)

too much cous-cous

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 7:57, archived)

I hate that shit

it's like anti-food. But the pic is interesting

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 7:58, archived)

aaaaattttt lllleeeeeaaaassssstttt

iiiitttt ssssttttaaaaayyyyysssssss ooonnn mmmmyyyy sssspppoooooooonn

(Michael J Fox is having a shaky start., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 8:23, archived)

that is really

difficult to read

/old

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 8:35, archived)

Hahaha

I loved you in Teen Wolf :)

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Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:07, archived)

I liked him in his "Sledgehammer" video

Oh no, that was Peter Gabriel

*hides* having shown age

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:33, archived)

that video was great

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mugatu, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:49, archived)

I knew it!!

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 7:54, archived)

that be

some arm!

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 7:55, archived)

but where is the other one?

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 7:57, archived)

it could be in the fridge

stealing cheese.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 8:01, archived)

goes without saying

cottage cheese?

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 8:03, archived)

*doesn't say*

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The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 8:19, archived)

Hahaha I love her and her cheeky look

'ning everybody!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 8:23, archived)

hee hee

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drunkenoaf, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:06, archived)

There's still stuff I should fix but I'm too tired now. Perhaps I'll fix it up tomorrow.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 7:54, archived)

that's lully

and a bit kinky too

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 7:54, archived)

heh :)

Kinky fluff!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 7:56, archived)

perv

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 7:57, archived)

yes?

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 7:57, archived)

just checking

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 8:05, archived)

can you make that a wallpaper?

ta?

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Ska King Cody, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 8:07, archived)

that is really, really lovely

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mugatu, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 8:55, archived)

*likes*

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:07, archived)

As if

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 7:45, archived)

morning

much much biggerer

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Balloonhead, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 7:06, archived)

that is rather good

and so you will recieve one 'WOO'

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 7:11, archived)

that is ace!

But tell him I want my table leg back

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mugatu, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 7:12, archived)

i know git stole my table cloth too

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Balloonhead, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 7:20, archived)

wanker stole my eyebrows

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 7:38, archived)

watch it

Table leg? London police will shoot you for carrying that.

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drunkenoaf, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:07, archived)

that's pretty,

that is.

(norumbegan, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 7:49, archived)

Very nice :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 7:54, archived)

Very nice

Subtle colouring

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Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 8:09, archived)

Heeeero

Woo for nameless heroes!

(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 9:38, archived)

Inspired by a lovely and rather cold jaunt to work

with less than 15m visibility

vive la revolution!

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 6:39, archived)

haha

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mugatu, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 7:06, archived)

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