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# Hi chaps.


(, Sat 6 May 2006, 2:15, archived)
# RIS?
 
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 2:17, archived)
# RIS?
eh? if that is a legal, i dont want to know.
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 2:22, archived)
# my favourite part is the note at the bottom
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 2:19, archived)
# ignore?
 
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 2:20, archived)
# it was
a messgae from me to daniel, via whiteboard, which is how this image was contructed. we communicate using it.
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 2:22, archived)
# ah
contructed you say - It all becomes clear
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 2:44, archived)
# Yes
Contructed, as in thr act of contructing. Lesson learnt: Never post while drunk
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 12:29, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 4:00, archived)
# Superman is Darth Vader
the truth
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 5:02, archived)
# all the cool kids are doing them
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 2:14, archived)
# Have
these replaced the 'blances?
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 2:19, archived)
# similar to these cops
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 10:07, archived)
# just had unexpected visitors . . .
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 2:11, archived)
# Gah, punnage
Woo!
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 2:15, archived)
# hahaha
I love it!
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 2:19, archived)
# hehehe


more of this
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 3:30, archived)
# Yikes!
Wot a terrible pun.

(made me laugh though)
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 3:53, archived)
# ahahaha
ah, the puns!
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 4:42, archived)
# hmmm
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 1:12, archived)
# ...
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 1:18, archived)
#
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(, Sat 6 May 2006, 1:30, archived)
# meh


The meh is just how I'm feeling, had a slightly meh evening leaving me feeling like an emo
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 1:41, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 1:52, archived)
# hahahhahahaha I hope that was frontpaged
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 2:00, archived)
# Yus
And how are you, you bummer?
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 2:04, archived)
# about to go to bed young mat!
but hope you and fatty are well :)
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 2:05, archived)
# Pleasant dreams,
sweetcheeks
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 2:07, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 2:07, archived)
# Haha
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 2:09, archived)
# The cunt with the trumpet
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(, Sat 6 May 2006, 2:54, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 4:03, archived)
# Bouncy bouncy!


In the original version there was a delay on the jump back down. But I am lazy and copied the wrong amount of frames.
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 1:06, archived)
# I hate to double post...
But this is too good an opportunity to miss.

More Trampoline goodness at : http://b3ta.com/links/9783"
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 1:09, archived)
# lol
The Adventures of Retardofox.
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 1:12, archived)
# He just loves
trampolines...
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 1:15, archived)
# and bwing
whatever bwing may be.....
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 1:43, archived)
# A falling cat?
ON FIRE?
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 1:37, archived)
# THAT
Is fucking ace

I want a fox as a pet, any idea if it's easily possible to domesticate them in the UK?

Then I shall walk it through town to fuck off all the Countyside Imbreds
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 8:55, archived)
# that is a lovely idea
I'm afraid that they don't have a good temperament. if you google it you'll find a lot of stories about people trying it and finding that even if they can get it quite friendly it still flips out and bites their kids if you do anything unexpected.

Also, they carry some pretty nasty paracites, and you won't find a vet who treat them for this and not report you to animal welfare/rspca.

However, there is a russian firm trying to domesticate foxed, and are reporting success re the temperament. Probably they'll be very expensive.

Possibly well worth it to stick one to the cuntryside alliance though :)
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 9:11, archived)
# I ams teh law!

(, Sat 6 May 2006, 1:03, archived)
# drok it!
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 1:05, archived)
# flipping heck
I would
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 1:09, archived)
# My eyes! My beautiful eyes!
It's times like these I envy Stevie Wonder.
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 1:12, archived)
# Rozzers!
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 1:06, archived)
# Thats mmmmagical
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 1:09, archived)
# ^This has made many of my days.
Huzzah for it's reappearance.
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 1:24, archived)
# Ah,
Being an Apple loving, Microsoft hating gayer, I'm still very new to this Xbox 360 and Xbox Live malarky. How do you upload your own design for a gamer tag? Or is the england logo one of the fifa tags?
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 1:33, archived)
# Haha
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 2:10, archived)
#
*snorty laugh*
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 3:59, archived)
# aint if fluffee??
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 1:06, archived)
# Oi!!!
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 1:13, archived)
# zoinks!!
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:31, archived)
# kkk?
or is it old man Smith who runs the old amusement park?
/meddling kids
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:36, archived)
# *meddles*
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:37, archived)
# hey
I love the dredd cat in your profile
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:39, archived)
# oh no! why is that dildo glowing and smiling?
woo! nice!
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:36, archived)
# Like wow!
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:37, archived)
# hahaha!!
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:38, archived)
# COLOR IT!
Color it I fucking say!!!!
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:49, archived)
# no daphne = crap
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:54, archived)
# she's in the hut with Velma having lebanese sex

use your imagination!!!
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:56, archived)
# pfftt
You're a Velma man if I ever seen.

nyuk nyuk!

edit: THERE, ya picky bastard!
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:57, archived)
# I must tell you
I'm not very good at colors here it is
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:59, archived)
# this is exactly what I wanted!
*prints out*

*places on b3tan refrigerator*
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 1:00, archived)
# hmm b3tan refrigerator
*looks at printer*
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 1:03, archived)
# yoiks!
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:39, archived)
# looks for comedy cock...


damn
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:42, archived)
# I FOUND IT!
*drops trousers*


awwww...
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:50, archived)
# It was Dickie Davies all along!
And he would have gotten away with it blah, blah, blah, yakkety, smackity...
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 1:05, archived)
# Calls for a ScooPee-Roast
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 1:08, archived)
# No Miffy Nooooooo
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(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:21, archived)
# Surprise sex!
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:23, archived)
# not in the mouth though
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:23, archived)
# in the face
twice
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:27, archived)
# Later that evening...

You never know what's going to happen in an alleyway.
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:23, archived)
# hehe
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:24, archived)
# hardly surprising
as the telly work dried up....
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:28, archived)
# Fucks
like a rabbit.
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:24, archived)
# MAGENTA!

(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:36, archived)
# ON HER FACE!!!!
(or his, whatever you fancy)
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:59, archived)
# three pints of 20/40 and he will fight anyone

raaaaghgh mmmmfffft arrrrrrr
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:18, archived)
# huzzah
that is a thing of wizardry!
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:22, archived)
# That goes very well with
The Rescue - When the talking is over.
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:24, archived)
# RAAAAARRGGH!!
haha
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:26, archived)
# wooooo


wanna dance? yay!!
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:33, archived)
# random robot dance
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:39, archived)
# hahaha! your robots are ace!!!
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:41, archived)
# reminds me of the ps2 advert
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:43, archived)
# that's one sexy robot
W/Y/H
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 4:44, archived)
# every link you post should go straight to space monkey
fantastic-ist anim ever
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:51, archived)
# pallokaville who did the music
are playing at the 100 club june 10th try to get down there i might even go to that one myself
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0TTbiggXUk
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 1:07, archived)
# well fuck the missus
mr h. has my mobile - grab it off him, and come crash here if you`re stuck
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 1:12, archived)
# nice one !
cheers
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 1:22, archived)
# IT"S MY MOTHERFUCKING B3TA DAY YOU CUNTS!!!
*waves*

*realises no picture*

*scarpers back to /talk where it's cosy*
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:02, archived)
# happy birthday
now fuck off
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:03, archived)
# congrats
now go away and take that ham with you
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:04, archived)
# fuck of you cunt! :)

Happy b3tard day
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:05, archived)
# DANCE MOTHERFUCKERS, DANCE
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:05, archived)
# Cos it's
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:06, archived)
# hurray!
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:06, archived)
# well, happy birthday to you Mr President
I bet they'd be upset if someone attacked the talk board with a picture!

etc.

anyway, night all, I need my beauty sleep, there's nothing worse than waking up all ugly.
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:06, archived)
# So fucking what?
Happy fucking birthday
Now, fuck off
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:07, archived)
# shush
and it will be all day
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:07, archived)
# Hurray
i don't care
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:08, archived)
# hmmm
www.b3ta.com/board/5898077

And happy b3taday too, *kiss*
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:08, archived)
# Yay! Happy b3taday!
*Is fluffy*
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:10, archived)
# Have a fluffy then...


Happy b-day
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:12, archived)
# Hah
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 4:37, archived)
#
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(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:18, archived)
# *cozy*
so?

*bums*
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:22, archived)
# i want her
come to butthead
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:38, archived)
# yay!
I love the hat wiggle
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 2:48, archived)
# I dont mind.
Have fun.
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:36, archived)
# Go and fuck your dad then.
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:40, archived)
# ooohhhh...
harsh!

*noodles*
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 1:01, archived)
# The weather has been great...
and the girls are showing their belly buttons.

sorry, but couldn't resist the pearoast
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 23:58, archived)
# Have at thee!


twunt!

Edit: This pic disturbs the hull out of me.
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:00, archived)
# hahaha
kittens!!
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 4:45, archived)
# that is rather good
do take a woo
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 10:15, archived)
# man
that's still.. just...
There's pie retention and then there's just, bleh, give me a pie someone.

(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:02, archived)
# Christ!
You'd need a forklift to be her gyno...

*brain melts and runs out ear*
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:04, archived)
# PIES?
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:05, archived)
# *touches*
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:02, archived)
# *would*
mmm belly button seks
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:06, archived)
# *bokes*
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:13, archived)
# The white glove is a nice touch.
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:23, archived)
# hehe
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

fucksocks - it's getting harding to find the old postings
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:26, archived)
# it was good.. I liked it
probably many people liked it


but fuck off with reposting the same stuff

jesus christ... some of us have megs of stuff we could repost and the board would grind to a total halt
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:44, archived)
# I think
you dropped your rattle
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:54, archived)
# it`s right next to my small cock
feel free to give it a suck on the way up!
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:56, archived)
# *picks up rattle*
So that's where your cock was hiding
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 1:01, archived)
# yeah, up your ma`s ass


but on the plus side, she was good, and she didn`t repost
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 1:02, archived)
# yeah
I have 76 megs of pics just of my nads that I could spam the board with, meh
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 1:04, archived)
# might be worth reposting them as new threads just in case
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 1:11, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 23:56, archived)
# i want to see her teeth fly out with shock
and clamp onto his willy

otherwise: woo!!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 23:58, archived)
# you would
such a dirty mind
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:00, archived)
# haha a willy
...and a beadle arm
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 23:58, archived)
#
it appears foreshortened due to perspective.

either that or it got too near the edge of the frame
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:03, archived)
# woo!
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:45, archived)
# pffft
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 10:05, archived)
# The google fuckwit convo starter!
I typed the word 'fuckwit' into google, and the very first result that came up was...........................

"John Prescott"

Enough said!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 23:52, archived)
# i must
check this out

EDIT: well what do you know he's right

sorta odd that Charles Clarke isn't there
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 23:53, archived)
# The second one too!
Did you just delete and repost that? I replied and your post vanished...


By the way, TALK BOARD!

Doesn't bother me when the board's so slow, but there might be one or two FAQ fanaticists about tonight...
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 23:53, archived)
# /Talk wants non of this.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 23:54, archived)
# ZOMG MYBE THAT WAS WHY IT WAS IN THE NEWSLETTER

maybe it should say YOU
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 23:54, archived)
# Haha!
This. Muchly.

Cock off to the talk board you. We've all read the newsletter.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 23:55, archived)
# ^^
TuTT knows!
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:01, archived)
# notz teh newzLeXORZ!11!!?
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:11, archived)
# I've not read the newsletter
But that's probably because it gets emailed to my work address and it was my last day today! Huspag for no longer working in a stinky trading estate in Brislington! Huspag!
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:16, archived)
# *Bangs head against wall*
go away, go away, go away, make them all go away!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 23:54, archived)
# CUNT!
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:01, archived)
# Ohh fuck off not you again
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:02, archived)
# You can't get rid of me, im you
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:03, archived)
# Ohh yeah.
Poo :(
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:04, archived)
# hmmmmmm
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 23:55, archived)
# haha!
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:00, archived)
# Yes, and liar returns...
Tony Blair
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 23:58, archived)
# Quimbecile
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:37, archived)
# My favourite googlebomb:
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:39, archived)
# silently closing her bedroom door
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 23:50, archived)
#
cheese leaving home.

argh.

woo!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 23:57, archived)
# I recognise that cheese!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 23:59, archived)
# poor cheese
he looks so sad :(

but at least he hasn't lost everything, he still has his precious suitcases
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:05, archived)
# psst
it's a she

but she's going somewhere more fun


(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:12, archived)
# it's too hard to read all the words
"silently closing her bedroom door"

I should pay more attention!!! Damn me! Just who do I think I am?

(, Sat 6 May 2006, 11:29, archived)
# I recently went to Iceland
and whilst there I did many sketches, like this one.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 23:45, archived)
# Awww!
So cute!
Woo!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 23:46, archived)
# last time I went to iceland
I got one of their curries.

It reacted badly and caused tract blight.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 23:46, archived)
# Miiiiiiiind
Piiiiisssssss!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 23:49, archived)
# Is that from the frozen mammals section?
Oh, that Iceland...
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 23:47, archived)
# Oi!
have some dancin' pandas, then.

(, Fri 5 May 2006, 23:53, archived)
# I went to Tesco
Whales - buy 1 get 1 free
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 23:53, archived)
# yay! over 1000 pointless posts

What a great achievement! yay \o/
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 23:41, archived)
# I like your throbbing pride
well done you
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 23:42, archived)
# thank ye kindly
I'd break out bubbly, but that statement makes no sense.

Plus I don't have any bubbly, so here's a thing with a sip of waitrose coke.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 23:43, archived)
# thats
1003
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 23:42, archived)
# hence the reason
the post counter dude is holding a "3" ready to install.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 23:43, archived)
# Took me
a lot longer. bravo. :)
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:42, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 23:34, archived)
# hahahaha
nice one!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 23:35, archived)
# hahahahaha very good

nice!~
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 23:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
Bloody miserable emos! Think the world's out to get them...
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 23:43, archived)
# hahahaa
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:48, archived)
# I really like it
click
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:50, archived)

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