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All hail teh poop

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:10, archived)

yay!!!

love the sweetcorn - and not a trace of "i" in there

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:11, archived)

indestructible!

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:13, archived)

err

Rectum is Brown!

(doos hows my random?, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:31, archived)

eeek

arse bottom!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:13, archived)

it was either that

or the goatse rim!

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:19, archived)

you know, if it's that regular, maybe you could try to exploit it in some way?

Make some kind of fresh chocolate drink or something?

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:25, archived)

hahaha

nice pic! That looks like something you could pay for in Asia.

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:41, archived)

*books ticket to asia*

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 17:14, archived)

An 'i' test...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:09, archived)

Yay!

Am woo dat.

(A! The Crunchy Tube, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:11, archived)

now change it to "a"

and have a scouse wall chart:

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drunkenoaf, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:16, archived)

calm down, calm down

etc

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McBadger COW, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:18, archived)

or Fonzie's

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:20, archived)

putting some thought.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:16, archived)

"Girdles and hairpieces, that's the secret of comedy Spike"

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:09, archived)

no bloating required!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:11, archived)

it is lacking a little something

(freddytheflute, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:11, archived)

5...4...3...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:12, archived)

talent

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:13, archived)

its that stemill fecker again, another new account

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:13, archived)

he is such a cunt

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:15, archived)

no he isn't

cunts are useful

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:17, archived)

prick

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McBadger COW, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:15, archived)

iKeeelyou

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:17, archived)

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:18, archived)

What?

Seams?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:21, archived)

eh?

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drunkenoaf, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:21, archived)

oh my god

you aren't in the thames!!

why aren't you in the fucking thames?!?!?!?!?!?

WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:26, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:13, archived)

hi de woo

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:14, archived)

Apols to Graeme Garden

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:01, archived)

hahahahahahaha

*clicks*

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:02, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Builder's Film Club! Yay!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:04, archived)

Grout Expectations!

(checkers, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:07, archived)

The Lintel Mermaid

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:16, archived)

Quary on camping.

(checkers, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:23, archived)

M*A*S*H* the tea, Darren, 16 sugars please.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:29, archived)

I'm giving away my

listening habits rather badly here, aren't I?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:12, archived)

well...

your name rather gives it away ;)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:13, archived)

But what if I was

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock?

/ tricky....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:19, archived)

There's a vague possibility

that I too have listened to some ISIHAC in the past.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:13, archived)

Woo! Limerick time...

That Cheeky young fellow, Afinkawan

phew it's hot!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:16, archived)

Stayed out one day too long in the sun

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:20, archived)

That Cheeky young fellow Afinkawan

Last seen, heading south, with a watering can

Edit: What kind of fool am I? Didn't know the correct pronunciation.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:21, archived)

That doesn't rhyme!

Edit: Haha, it's OK, most people probably don't know it.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:21, archived)

See above

:( sorry

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:26, archived)

Let's Try again: That Cheeky young fellow, Afinkawan

Blisters easily under the noonday sun,
But by applying some oil,
He soon matches the soil
And can easily be hid under something dun

** lost it at the end there.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:29, archived)

Hahahahaha!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:33, archived)

that made me laugh my hod off

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:05, archived)

There's mortar that pic than meets the eye...

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:10, archived)

hoorah!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:15, archived)

Today?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:22, archived)

all today, yes

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:29, archived)

Arf!

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:08, archived)

shitcomposnailepede

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:00, archived)

my
god

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:01, archived)

it does, doesn't it.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:01, archived)

iLoveit

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:02, archived)

a picture says a thousand words....

which explains why I'm speechless at this

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:01, archived)

That

is art.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:01, archived)

compo it?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:03, archived)

funny i posted same shit earlier

but i i'd it and t'was rightly shat on.
in future will stick to what i know.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:07, archived)

HORSE

(deathbyfeedback, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:04, archived)

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mugatu, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:06, archived)

TOUCHE

(deathbyfeedback, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:07, archived)

heheheh

I like you. Who are you normally on b3ta?

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drunkenoaf, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:08, archived)

i am normally me

i've done little more than post seamhorses though.

(deathbyfeedback, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:10, archived)

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mugatu, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:08, archived)

IT BURNS

(deathbyfeedback, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:09, archived)

for some reason

that just caused me to laugh so hard watery stuff came out of my nose, eyes and mouth.
(and a little bit "down below")

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:10, archived)

OK OK! I'll admit it - I hot linked that image from HumanDescent's site

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mugatu, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:11, archived)

pfffffffffft!

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:12, archived)

Arf!

You fraud ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:12, archived)

Hahaha!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:15, archived)

It bit large, maybe?

(davew2.7 what?, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:08, archived)

I've seen him

running around La Sagrada Familia

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:10, archived)

hahahahahahaha picture of the day. NO CONTEST.

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mugatu, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:04, archived)

....

...... *speechless*

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:06, archived)

hahaha

that is the shitz

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:06, archived)

this makes me happy

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- D - SharkTrousers, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:07, archived)

this sounds like a job for seamman

(Arse Gravy is gonna crawl inside you like a warm kitten, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:09, archived)

my swearing fridge

www.flickr.com/photos/robmanuel/199583490/

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rob, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:57, archived)

iFridge?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:58, archived)

Pfft!

'gash'

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:58, archived)

pah

i was just on flickr looking at this

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:58, archived)

I only uploaded it 2 minutes ago

you big quim egg

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rob, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:59, archived)

i just uploaded a load of butterflies

and was trying to avoid things beginning with "i"

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:00, archived)

thumbs up for jobby!

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:58, archived)

Hahaha.

Educational.

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:58, archived)

Hahaha!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:58, archived)

www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

;)

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mugatu, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:58, archived)

see you when you get back from the naughty step ;-)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:59, archived)

NOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo......

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mugatu, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:00, archived)

yeah

but then I'd have to host it, rather than use flickr.

So email flickr and tell them their compression stuff is shite.

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rob, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:00, archived)

That's not a very good example to set for the noobs now is it

just kidding - please don't smite me!

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mugatu, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:04, archived)

Pfft.

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:00, archived)

hahahahahhaah

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:00, archived)

*calls child services*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:59, archived)

A strange green glow?

Kryptonite in the fridge maybe.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:59, archived)

what's a povo?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:59, archived)

i thought that

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:01, archived)

someone who is poor

derived from the word poverty.

generally used like, "I'll get the drinks in then, you useless bunch of fucking povos."

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rob, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:01, archived)

*has learnt something new today*

/who says B3ta isn't educational

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:02, archived)

ahhhhhh

I've been racking my brain....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:03, archived)

this is new to me

is it pronounced like homo, or provvy?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:04, archived)

it's just povo innit

pov like the start of poverty

then o as in ozone

dunno how wide spread the useage of the word is. I use it tho. And so does my wife.

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rob, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:07, archived)

New words are good words

Plus it means I can insult the locals and they won't cotton. I think Everybody knows what I mean when I call them a prole or a peasant now. *hmph*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:11, archived)

It's certainly all over the Southwest

.. though I think we just have pov as an adjective; not sure about the noun povo.

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teedyay, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:17, archived)

Yay!

I've got exactly the same fridge as you!
Except mine has that magnetic rude word poetry stuff all over it

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:59, archived)

Yay!

rob, have the makers of the chosen pics for the sick joke book been informed? I'm basically wondering if my silly pic got in there.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:00, archived)

I don't think you were picked (sorry). Remind me of what your image was again.

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rob, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:05, archived)

Spacker in a big blue coat

old lady in wheelchair on floor behind him.
Edit: this

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:07, archived)

ah right

no didn't use that.

There was another illustration for the same joke and we picked that instead.

Sorry about that.

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rob, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:09, archived)

No probs :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:09, archived)

What about me? What about me?

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:23, archived)

hahahahahaha

ace

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mugatu, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:09, archived)

BIGGAR!

*runds*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:04, archived)

That's ace

Now I want magnetic letters. Do they sell them at Woolies?

(Pachey, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:05, archived)

ba ta d!

that looks fun.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:05, archived)

Ha :) My cats once rearranged some of those magnetic poem letters on my fridge

to read 'Help them'

Do those who submitted piccies for the book get to find out if they're in before it's released? :D

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FoldsFive, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:17, archived)

I think Dave the hat is the 'sick joke' centrefold....

just don't lift the staple ;-)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:18, archived)

you are in

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rob, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:19, archived)

Hurrah!

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FoldsFive, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:20, archived)

pony?

woo!

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:22, archived)

Unshopped?

WTF?!

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P3te "the Meat", Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:25, archived)

iVortheEngine

First compo entry!
(Please be gentle)

Edit - Sorry, first time using Gimp - will get onto it
Edit - That's better

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:57, archived)

iCropthishard!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:57, archived)

very nice, welcome aboard!

could I possibly rent that space below the pic to put an advert there?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:57, archived)

Crikey!

There's a lot of empty space in this picture!

(But it's a good one, so woo)

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teedyay, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:58, archived)

40 or 50 extra line breaks gives it a special quality.

Whitespace is often key.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:58, archived)

Excellent

I love Ivor.

(Pachey, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:05, archived)

Tssssssssssssssssssssshhhh

Chacoomp. Tssshchacoomp. Tssshchacoomp. Tssshchacoomp.

(I think that's how you'd spell it. For Welsh version replace Tssshchacoomp with Tsssichacwmp

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eXOBeX, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:56, archived)

i-Test (geddit) bindun?

Poor, I know......
Go easy, I only have paint at work AND it's my first post

(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:54, archived)

<img src="..."/>

seamless, but jokes are better than technique!

w00! Welcome, kitten, chair etc etc.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:55, archived)

correction <iMg src="">

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:56, archived)

iStandcorrected

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:56, archived)

You fucked it up!

Welcome to b3ta! It's nearly required.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:55, archived)

<img src="http://www.b3tards.com/uploads/i-test.jpg"/>

nice pun there as well

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:55, archived)

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:49, archived)

Whats going on here?

Edit: Oh, you've changed it.......HURRAH!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:49, archived)

I was about to call you a dirty reposter then

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Shada, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:50, archived)

That's top.

Woo.

I'm giving up my nonsense for a bit.

I think they all need a gallery on my site.

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:51, archived)

Every site needs a nonsense gallery.

Even sites which have nothing to do with doodlings or nonsense.

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Shada, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:52, archived)

even cancerresearchuk.org?

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:54, archived)

Especially cancerresearchuk.org!

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Shada, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:54, archived)

The whole site probably resides in Nonsense

(davew2.7 what?, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:56, archived)

that's joyfull enough

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:53, archived)

It's one of those things

...from Princess Mononoke!
AICMFP.

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no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:06, archived)

Me too

Hahaha :D

Oh noes! There is bread stuck to the roof of my mouth! HELP!

(davew2.7 what?, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:50, archived)

*gets the de-breadulisor*

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:52, archived)

hahahahahaha

you really are far too good you know.

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:50, archived)

iCanweartheotherone

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:52, archived)

Largactyl comes in handy

and Mogadon for the evenings.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:54, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:46, archived)

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:47, archived)

hahahaha

very good sir

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:47, archived)

*sniggers*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:47, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:47, archived)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:47, archived)

Pfffffft.

Woo yay.

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:48, archived)

iHate your hat!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:49, archived)

*cries*

I love ALL hats . . .
ALL! DAMMIT!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:52, archived)

That one will eventually be a rotten hat.

Guaranteed!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:53, archived)

Dave likes rotten hats,

they're softer for him to 'love'.

(checkers, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:56, archived)

REally?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:05, archived)

HAHAH!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:07, archived)

CORCORCOR!

I thought you WEREN'T stalking me!

Hurray! That's a hat I'd wear!
number 24 the mallard . . . the mallard!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:12, archived)

Now that's

more like it!

Woo and Yays available on the table to the left over there... take as many as you like.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:51, archived)

Now there's someone

who never had trouble getting 5 portions a day.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:51, archived)

fnar fnar

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:51, archived)

Brill!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:51, archived)

iMthirstynow

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:52, archived)

Yay!

for decent compo entries :¬)

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P3te "the Meat", Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:53, archived)

splendid!

at last something of quality!

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:54, archived)

Well

I like it....

(Turdboy, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:45, archived)

Curses!

I had the very same idea. But lacked the speed. Or talent.

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Pfffwwttt... I told you so., Fri 28 Jul 2006, 0:16, archived)

Meanwhile, in Africa

The effort to ensure survival of the last few Robert Wadlows continues...

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Ian Woosnam, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:43, archived)

hatstand!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:44, archived)

Coo

Now there's a thing! :¬)

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P3te "the Meat", Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:44, archived)

Hahahahaha!

How rare!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:45, archived)

haha woo!

Apparently he was so tall his feet didn't quite touch the ground.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:45, archived)

marvelous

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oCo, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:46, archived)

Hahaha

woo

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:46, archived)

hahaha

"....and here we see one of the last few remaining herds of Wadlows left in the wild. Without protection, this ancient species is dying out due to widespread button shortages........."

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:46, archived)

haha

There's something deeply 'psychological' going on here mate.

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:51, archived)

Cheeky cunt

I'm just as tall as him.

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Ian Woosnam, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:52, archived)

arf!

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:54, archived)

ha!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:57, archived)

hatstand!

Woo!

(A! The Crunchy Tube, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:14, archived)

Go Go Rocket-hands!

Wha....Oh no! Rocket-hands! Stop! Rocket-haaargARGRHJAGRHAGR!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:40, archived)

Compo it!

...

*clicks*

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:41, archived)

Pfft

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:43, archived)

I love it

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Shada, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:42, archived)

HA ha YAY!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:43, archived)

ROCKET GRAN!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:51, archived)

Hahaha!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:43, archived)

Go Go TUTT hat!

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P3te "the Meat", Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:46, archived)

awesome hat-age there

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:47, archived)

nice hat indeed

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:48, archived)

yay !

love that

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oCo, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:46, archived)

woo!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:47, archived)

this is fandabidozi

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drunkenoaf, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:10, archived)

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:39, archived)

Quite so

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:40, archived)

Vous êtes un homme très étrange

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:42, archived)

indeed

they're gonna taste great..

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:44, archived)

pfft

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:45, archived)

I'm concerned that you'll be banned

I'd miss your stuff.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:44, archived)

Yeah

They are getting a bit excessive
It would be a real shame, his animations (and pics) are brill

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don't worry.

i'll tone it down if i get complaints

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:49, archived)

*Complains!*

They're pushing all the compo entries of the board!
;¬)

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P3te "the Meat", Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:56, archived)

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:34, archived)

Hahah

Top Neville emulation, there

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Shada, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:34, archived)

nemulation?

evillations?

er

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:35, archived)

nevulation

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:40, archived)

sounds like something some crazy mad scientist would do in a dickensian novel

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:42, archived)

iLovethis

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:35, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:35, archived)

*raises eyebrow*

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:36, archived)

says nothing*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:36, archived)

LIES!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:39, archived)

but it's the things that I didn't say, that are the truth

*pickles*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:42, archived)

*mwah*

don't be silly!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:46, archived)

I'm going to have some lunch

Woooo!

(davew2.7 what?, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:37, archived)

depressed panchromatic Resonance

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:38, archived)

Do some Nevilled eggs

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:38, archived)

Pfft

Can't go out for a fag on my break because it's raining and I've got a white top on so....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:33, archived)

iGTFO iN00B

Woo

(davew2.7 what?, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:34, archived)

Explain

How having a white top on combined with rain precludes you from having a ciggy?

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:34, archived)

because when I come back in

my top will be see through. And I don't want that, particularly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:35, archived)

My guess would be a wet t-shirt and breasts.

Actually it's probably more of a fantasy than a guess.

(checkers, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:37, archived)

This!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:41, archived)

iWantyourrain

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:35, archived)

Got a bucket?

Or a really long straw?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:36, archived)

So....

go anyway?

That's a feeble excuse. If you're going to have a hobby, show some commitment and dedication to it.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:36, archived)

Nah

already been told that wandering around being all tattoed is unprofessional, don't think they'll take to kindly to me flashing my Busenhalter.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:37, archived)

Would that not take attention

away from the tatoos?

Employers can be so picky.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:38, archived)

too true.

That's white collar for you though. I wanted to be a mechanic.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:40, archived)

You should have done that

then you'd have been able to walk around in a see-through shirt as much as you wanted.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:43, archived)

Exactly

Or my shirt'd be so covered in fork oil and muck that I wouldn't give a shite.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:45, archived)

Being covered in oil

would help keep the rain off.

That's why mechanics never own umbrellas.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:46, archived)

I'd be waterproof!

Excellent

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:50, archived)

But

you'd never be able to go swimming again.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:03, archived)

Bye bye discomeats dead car

*waves bye bye*

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:31, archived)

yaaay just like my dead car :(

new one on monday blog :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:33, archived)

yay

I saw a nice car for sale as I was getting my dindins

was somewhat tempted, but I don't desparately need a car at the moment

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:34, archived)

Yay.

WOBBLY WOBBLY

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:33, archived)

yay!!

I like it when things are wobble

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:36, archived)

Que?

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:39, archived)

Faster!

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Shada, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:34, archived)

but they are already off their tits

on those quaint plants they found in the garden

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:35, archived)

iCrushedit

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:36, archived)

\o/

*glees*

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:36, archived)

old school

(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:31, archived)

Yay!

*clicks*

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+10 points

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:35, archived)

iLikethepawmovement

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:36, archived)

woo

www.b3ta.com/board/6167048

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Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:37, archived)

bored bored bored bored...but hoff always makes me chuckle

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:27, archived)

iHoff

hurrah!

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P3te "the Meat", Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:28, archived)

i don't blame him

those plane toilets are really scary!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:28, archived)

iWee

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:29, archived)

we have all been there

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:31, archived)

been on the hoff?

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:32, archived)

Oh, if only.

Poor guy- a bad divorce, and now this.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:34, archived)

ah well

everyone has to have some kind of drunken crisis growing old disgracefully type of thing at some point

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:38, archived)

Buy me sushi or I shall stalk you

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hahahhaah~

being stalked was fun at school, but now.... its so passé.

Barrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooo

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:37, archived)

*glowers*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:38, archived)

Except most of us

don't have $200m to bring comfort afterwards

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fuscous, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:34, archived)

Nor did we have to put up with Pammy for all those years

/fair

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sorry nope :)

*points

*pissy pants..pissy pants

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:35, archived)

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:26, archived)

has anyone had a good shit lately?

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:26, archived)

strangely enough

yes

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:27, archived)

good one!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:28, archived)

Chocolate cake in last night.

Chocolate mousse out this afternoon.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:29, archived)

omfg trippen

same

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CactusEater, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:41, archived)

/edit: *made compo entry* It has an 'i' in it!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:28, archived)

awesome!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:28, archived)

FDotD?

Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:29, archived)

Yeah. I take the kids to the pool

you just throw them on the beach and leave this hefty lump on the front of the bowl that won't fucking flush!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:38, archived)

Hat off to you sir!

I personally greased the pan this morning.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:34, archived)

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:28, archived)

it's good

but it's not right

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:29, archived)

*buzzes in*

Yes. This morning.

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:30, archived)

Absolute monster this morning

A three flush wonder

/Daily emmissions blog

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Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:29, archived)

One of those you have to break up with the toilet brush?

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:30, archived)

Try shifting 2 pounds of mashed dundee cake with a brush. It required a length of tree retrieved from the garden.

Too much information?

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Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:33, archived)

>>> TURD OF THE DAY <<<

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:32, archived)

I'll have to make a badge...

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Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:34, archived)

i did

just after my breakfast

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:32, archived)

commendable

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:32, archived)

big bowl of bran flakes for breakfast

come lunch time iHad one on deck

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:39, archived)

smashing

top bowelage

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:48, archived)

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