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[challenge entry] All hail teh poop
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:10, archived)
# yay!!!
love the sweetcorn - and not a trace of "i" in there
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:11, archived)
# indestructible!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:13, archived)
# err
Rectum is Brown!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:31, archived)
# eeek
arse bottom!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:13, archived)
# it was either that
or the goatse rim!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:19, archived)
# you know, if it's that regular, maybe you could try to exploit it in some way?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Make some kind of fresh chocolate drink or something?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:25, archived)
# hahaha
nice pic! That looks like something you could pay for in Asia.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:41, archived)
# *books ticket to asia*
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] An 'i' test...
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:09, archived)
# Yay!
Am woo dat.

(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:11, archived)
# now change it to "a"
and have a scouse wall chart:
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:16, archived)
# calm down, calm down
etc
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:18, archived)
# or Fonzie's
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:20, archived)
# putting some thought.
:)
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:16, archived)
# "Girdles and hairpieces, that's the secret of comedy Spike"
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:09, archived)
# no bloating required!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:11, archived)
# it is lacking a little something
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:11, archived)
# 5...4...3...
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:12, archived)
# talent
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:13, archived)
# its that stemill fecker again, another new account
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:13, archived)
# he is such a cunt
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:15, archived)
# no he isn't
cunts are useful
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:17, archived)
# prick
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:15, archived)
# iKeeelyou
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:17, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:18, archived)
# What?
Seams?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:21, archived)
# eh?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:21, archived)
# oh my god
you aren't in the thames!!

why aren't you in the fucking thames?!?!?!?!?!?

WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:13, archived)
# hi de woo
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:14, archived)
# Apols to Graeme Garden
Hod
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:01, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
*clicks*
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Builder's Film Club! Yay!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Grout Expectations!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:07, archived)
# The Lintel Mermaid
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Quary on camping.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:23, archived)
# M*A*S*H* the tea, Darren, 16 sugars please.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:29, archived)
# I'm giving away my
listening habits rather badly here, aren't I?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:12, archived)
# well...
your name rather gives it away ;)
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:13, archived)
# But what if I was
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock?


/ tricky....
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:19, archived)
# There's a vague possibility
that I too have listened to some ISIHAC in the past.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Woo! Limerick time...
That Cheeky young fellow, Afinkawan


(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Stayed out one day too long in the sun
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:20, archived)
# That Cheeky young fellow Afinkawan
Last seen, heading south, with a watering can


Edit: What kind of fool am I? Didn't know the correct pronunciation.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:21, archived)
# That doesn't rhyme!
Edit: Haha, it's OK, most people probably don't know it.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:21, archived)
# See above
:( sorry
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Let's Try again: That Cheeky young fellow, Afinkawan
Blisters easily under the noonday sun,
But by applying some oil,
He soon matches the soil
And can easily be hid under something dun


** lost it at the end there.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:33, archived)
# that made me laugh my hod off
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:05, archived)
# There's mortar that pic than meets the eye...
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:10, archived)
# hoorah!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Today?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:22, archived)
# all today, yes
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Arf!

:)
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:08, archived)
# shitcomposnailepede
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:00, archived)
# oh
my
god
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:01, archived)
# it does, doesn't it.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:01, archived)
# iLoveit
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:02, archived)
# a picture says a thousand words....
which explains why I'm speechless at this
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:01, archived)
# That
is art.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:01, archived)
# compo it?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:03, archived)
# funny i posted same shit earlier
but i i'd it and t'was rightly shat on.
in future will stick to what i know.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:07, archived)
# HORSE
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:04, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:06, archived)
# TOUCHE
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:07, archived)
# heheheh
I like you. Who are you normally on b3ta?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:08, archived)
# i am normally me
i've done little more than post seamhorses though.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:10, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:08, archived)
# IT BURNS
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:09, archived)
# for some reason
that just caused me to laugh so hard watery stuff came out of my nose, eyes and mouth.
(and a little bit "down below")
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:10, archived)
# OK OK! I'll admit it - I hot linked that image from HumanDescent's site
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:11, archived)
# pfffffffffft!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Arf!
You fraud ;)
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:15, archived)
# It bit large, maybe?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:08, archived)
# I've seen him
running around La Sagrada Familia
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:10, archived)
# hahahahahahaha picture of the day. NO CONTEST.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:04, archived)
# ....
...... *speechless*
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:06, archived)
# hahaha
that is the shitz
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:06, archived)
# this makes me happy
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:07, archived)
# this sounds like a job for seamman
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:09, archived)
# my swearing fridge
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:57, archived)
# iFridge?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:58, archived)
# Pfft!
'gash'
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:58, archived)
# pah
i was just on flickr looking at this
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:58, archived)
# I only uploaded it 2 minutes ago
you big quim egg
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:59, archived)
# i just uploaded a load of butterflies
and was trying to avoid things beginning with "i"
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:00, archived)
# thumbs up for jobby!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:58, archived)
# Hahaha.
Educational.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:58, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:58, archived)
# see you when you get back from the naughty step ;-)
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:59, archived)
# NOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo......
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:00, archived)
# yeah
but then I'd have to host it, rather than use flickr.

So email flickr and tell them their compression stuff is shite.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:00, archived)
# That's not a very good example to set for the noobs now is it
just kidding - please don't smite me!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:00, archived)
# hahahahahhaah
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:00, archived)
# *calls child services*
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:59, archived)
# A strange green glow?
Kryptonite in the fridge maybe.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:59, archived)
# what's a povo?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:59, archived)
# i thought that
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:01, archived)
# someone who is poor
derived from the word poverty.

generally used like, "I'll get the drinks in then, you useless bunch of fucking povos."
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:01, archived)
# *has learnt something new today*
/who says B3ta isn't educational
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:02, archived)
# ahhhhhh
I've been racking my brain....
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:03, archived)
# this is new to me
is it pronounced like homo, or provvy?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:04, archived)
# it's just povo innit
pov like the start of poverty

then o as in ozone

dunno how wide spread the useage of the word is. I use it tho. And so does my wife.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:07, archived)
# New words are good words
Plus it means I can insult the locals and they won't cotton. I think Everybody knows what I mean when I call them a prole or a peasant now. *hmph*
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:11, archived)
# It's certainly all over the Southwest
.. though I think we just have pov as an adjective; not sure about the noun povo.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Yay!
I've got exactly the same fridge as you!
Except mine has that magnetic rude word poetry stuff all over it
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Yay!
rob, have the makers of the chosen pics for the sick joke book been informed? I'm basically wondering if my silly pic got in there.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:00, archived)
# ah
I don't think you were picked (sorry). Remind me of what your image was again.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Spacker in a big blue coat
old lady in wheelchair on floor behind him.
Edit: this
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:07, archived)
# ah right
no didn't use that.

There was another illustration for the same joke and we picked that instead.

Sorry about that.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:09, archived)
# No probs :)
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:09, archived)
# What about me? What about me?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:23, archived)
# hahahahahaha
ace
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:09, archived)
# BIGGAR!
*runds*


(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:04, archived)
# That's ace
Now I want magnetic letters. Do they sell them at Woolies?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:05, archived)
# ba ta d!
that looks fun.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Ha :) My cats once rearranged some of those magnetic poem letters on my fridge
to read 'Help them'

Do those who submitted piccies for the book get to find out if they're in before it's released? :D
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:17, archived)
# I think Dave the hat is the 'sick joke' centrefold....
just don't lift the staple ;-)
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:18, archived)
# you are in
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:20, archived)
# pony?
woo!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Unshopped?
WTF?!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry] iVortheEngine
First compo entry!
(Please be gentle)

Edit - Sorry, first time using Gimp - will get onto it
Edit - That's better
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:57, archived)
# iCropthishard!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:57, archived)
# very nice, welcome aboard!
could I possibly rent that space below the pic to put an advert there?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Crikey!
There's a lot of empty space in this picture!

(But it's a good one, so woo)
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:58, archived)
# 40 or 50 extra line breaks gives it a special quality.
Whitespace is often key.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:58, archived)
# Excellent
I love Ivor.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Tssssssssssssssssssssshhhh
Chacoomp. Tssshchacoomp. Tssshchacoomp. Tssshchacoomp.

(I think that's how you'd spell it. For Welsh version replace Tssshchacoomp with Tsssichacwmp
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:56, archived)
[challenge entry] i-Test (geddit) bindun?



Poor, I know......
Go easy, I only have paint at work AND it's my first post
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:54, archived)
# <img src="..."/>
seamless, but jokes are better than technique!

w00! Welcome, kitten, chair etc etc.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:55, archived)
# correction <iMg src="">
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:56, archived)
# iStandcorrected
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:56, archived)
# You fucked it up!
Welcome to b3ta! It's nearly required.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:55, archived)
# <img src="http://www.b3tards.com/uploads/i-test.jpg"/>
nice pun there as well
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:55, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Whats going on here?
Edit: Oh, you've changed it.......HURRAH!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:49, archived)
# I was about to call you a dirty reposter then
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:50, archived)
# That's top.
Woo.

I'm giving up my nonsense for a bit.

I think they all need a gallery on my site.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Every site needs a nonsense gallery.
Even sites which have nothing to do with doodlings or nonsense.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:52, archived)
# even cancerresearchuk.org?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:54, archived)
# Especially cancerresearchuk.org!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:54, archived)
# The whole site probably resides in Nonsense
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:56, archived)
# that's joyfull enough
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:53, archived)
# It's one of those things
...from Princess Mononoke!
AICMFP.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Me too
Hahaha :D

Oh noes! There is bread stuck to the roof of my mouth! HELP!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:50, archived)
# *gets the de-breadulisor*
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:52, archived)
# hahahahahaha
you really are far too good you know.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:50, archived)
# iCanweartheotherone
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Largactyl comes in handy
and Mogadon for the evenings.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:54, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:46, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:47, archived)
# hahahaha
very good sir
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:47, archived)
# *sniggers*
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:47, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:47, archived)
#



(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Pfffffft.
Woo yay.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:48, archived)
# iHate your hat!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:49, archived)
# *cries*
I love ALL hats . . .


(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:52, archived)
# That one will eventually be a rotten hat.
Guaranteed!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:53, archived)
# Dave likes rotten hats,
they're softer for him to 'love'.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:56, archived)
# REally?

(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:05, archived)
# HAHAH!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:07, archived)
# CORCORCOR!
I thought you WEREN'T stalking me!

Hurray! That's a hat I'd wear!


(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Now that's
more like it!

Woo and Yays available on the table to the left over there... take as many as you like.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Now there's someone
who never had trouble getting 5 portions a day.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:51, archived)
# fnar fnar
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Brill!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:51, archived)
# iMthirstynow
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Yay!
for decent compo entries :¬)
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:53, archived)
# splendid!
at last something of quality!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:54, archived)
# Well
I like it....
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Curses!
I had the very same idea. But lacked the speed. Or talent.
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 0:16, archived)
# Meanwhile, in Africa
The effort to ensure survival of the last few Robert Wadlows continues...

(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:43, archived)
# hatstand!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Coo
Now there's a thing! :¬)
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
How rare!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:45, archived)
# haha woo!
Apparently he was so tall his feet didn't quite touch the ground.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:45, archived)
# marvelous
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Hahaha
woo
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:46, archived)
# hahaha
"....and here we see one of the last few remaining herds of Wadlows left in the wild. Without protection, this ancient species is dying out due to widespread button shortages........."
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:46, archived)
# haha
There's something deeply 'psychological' going on here mate.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Cheeky cunt
I'm just as tall as him.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:52, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:54, archived)
# ha!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:57, archived)
# hatstand!
Woo!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:14, archived)
# Go Go Rocket-hands!
Wha....Oh no! Rocket-hands! Stop! Rocket-haaargARGRHJAGRHAGR!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Compo it!
...

*clicks*
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Pfft
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:43, archived)
# :D
I love it
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:42, archived)
# HA ha YAY!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:43, archived)
# ROCKET GRAN!
Powered by bran flakes and vinigar
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Go Go TUTT hat!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:46, archived)
# awesome hat-age there
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:47, archived)
# nice hat indeed
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:48, archived)
# yay !
love that
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:46, archived)
# woo!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:47, archived)
# this is fandabidozi
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:10, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Quite so
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Vous êtes un homme très étrange
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:42, archived)
# indeed

they're gonna taste great..
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:44, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:45, archived)
# I'm concerned that you'll be banned
I'd miss your stuff.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Yeah
They are getting a bit excessive
It would be a real shame, his animations (and pics) are brill
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:46, archived)
# don't worry.
i'll tone it down if i get complaints
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:49, archived)
# *Complains!*
They're pushing all the compo entries of the board!
;¬)
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:56, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Hahah
Top Neville emulation, there
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:34, archived)
# nemulation?
evillations?

er

(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:35, archived)
# nevulation
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:40, archived)
# :D
sounds like something some crazy mad scientist would do in a dickensian novel
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:42, archived)
# iLovethis
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:35, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:35, archived)
#
*raises eyebrow*
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:36, archived)
# says nothing*
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:36, archived)
# LIES!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:39, archived)
# but it's the things that I didn't say, that are the truth


*pickles*
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:42, archived)
# *mwah*

don't be silly!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:46, archived)
# I'm going to have some lunch
Woooo!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:37, archived)
# depressed panchromatic Resonance
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Do some Nevilled eggs
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Pfft
Can't go out for a fag on my break because it's raining and I've got a white top on so....

(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:33, archived)
# iGTFO iN00B
Woo
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Explain
How having a white top on combined with rain precludes you from having a ciggy?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:34, archived)
# because when I come back in
my top will be see through. And I don't want that, particularly.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:35, archived)
# My guess would be a wet t-shirt and breasts.
Actually it's probably more of a fantasy than a guess.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:37, archived)
# This!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:41, archived)
# iWantyourrain
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:35, archived)
# Got a bucket?
Or a really long straw?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:36, archived)
# So....
go anyway?

That's a feeble excuse. If you're going to have a hobby, show some commitment and dedication to it.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Nah
already been told that wandering around being all tattoed is unprofessional, don't think they'll take to kindly to me flashing my Busenhalter.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Would that not take attention
away from the tatoos?

Employers can be so picky.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:38, archived)
# too true.
That's white collar for you though. I wanted to be a mechanic.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:40, archived)
# You should have done that
then you'd have been able to walk around in a see-through shirt as much as you wanted.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Exactly
Or my shirt'd be so covered in fork oil and muck that I wouldn't give a shite.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Being covered in oil
would help keep the rain off.

That's why mechanics never own umbrellas.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:46, archived)
# I'd be waterproof!
Excellent
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:50, archived)
# But
you'd never be able to go swimming again.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:03, archived)
# Bye bye discomeats dead car
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
*waves bye bye*

(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:31, archived)
# yaaay just like my dead car :(

new one on monday blog :D
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:33, archived)
# yay
I saw a nice car for sale as I was getting my dindins

was somewhat tempted, but I don't desparately need a car at the moment
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Yay.
WOBBLY WOBBLY
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:33, archived)
# yay!!
I like it when things are wobble
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Que?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Faster!
:D
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:34, archived)
# but they are already off their tits
on those quaint plants they found in the garden
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:35, archived)
# iCrushedit
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:36, archived)
# \o/
*glees*
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry] old school
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:31, archived)
# Yay!
*clicks*
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:32, archived)
# +10 points
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:35, archived)
# iLikethepawmovement
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:36, archived)
# woo
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:37, archived)
# bored bored bored bored...but hoff always makes me chuckle
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:27, archived)
# iHoff
hurrah!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:28, archived)
# i don't blame him
those plane toilets are really scary!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:28, archived)
# iWee
:D
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:29, archived)
# we have all been there
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:31, archived)
# been on the hoff?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:32, archived)
# Oh, if only.
Poor guy- a bad divorce, and now this.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:34, archived)
# ah well
everyone has to have some kind of drunken crisis growing old disgracefully type of thing at some point
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Buy me sushi or I shall stalk you
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:32, archived)
# hahahhaah~
being stalked was fun at school, but now.... its so passé.

Barrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooo
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:37, archived)
# *glowers*


(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Except most of us
don't have $200m to bring comfort afterwards
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Nor did we have to put up with Pammy for all those years
/fair
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:35, archived)
# sorry nope :)

*points

*pissy pants..pissy pants
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:35, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:26, archived)
# so
has anyone had a good shit lately?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:26, archived)
# strangely enough
yes
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:27, archived)
# good one!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:28, archived)
# Chocolate cake in last night.
Chocolate mousse out this afternoon.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:29, archived)
# omfg trippen
same
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry]


/edit: *made compo entry* It has an 'i' in it!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:28, archived)
# awesome!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:28, archived)
# FDotD?
Yay!


(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Yeah. I take the kids to the pool
you just throw them on the beach and leave this hefty lump on the front of the bowl that won't fucking flush!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Hat off to you sir!
I personally greased the pan this morning.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:34, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:28, archived)
# it's good
but it's not right
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:29, archived)
# *buzzes in*
Yes. This morning.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:30, archived)
#
Absolute monster this morning


A three flush wonder


/Daily emmissions blog
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:29, archived)
# One of those you have to break up with the toilet brush?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:30, archived)
#
Try shifting 2 pounds of mashed dundee cake with a brush. It required a length of tree retrieved from the garden.

Too much information?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:33, archived)
# >>> TURD OF THE DAY <<<
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:32, archived)
# I'll have to make a badge...
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:34, archived)
# i did
just after my breakfast
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:32, archived)
# commendable
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:32, archived)
# big bowl of bran flakes for breakfast
come lunch time iHad one on deck
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:39, archived)
# smashing
top bowelage
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:48, archived)

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