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last one...

beast from the x-men...

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:12, archived)

he looks like

he's having a little play with his blue beast bat

woo

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gravytrain, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:13, archived)

Haha, little blue beast bat! =D

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:14, archived)

Ahh lovely!

Thought about Beast as soon as I saw it hehe

Possibly because it says 'Beast' and you said it was... ;)

(irMrk, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:14, archived)

You're just asking

for a magenta cock to be added, aren't you?

Woo to ewer superhero-piccage!

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:15, archived)

he fucks me off

Really badly
sorry i know its big but optimisation didnt seem to work

(Adam Mack, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:11, archived)

try linking it, then

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:12, archived)

link?

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:12, archived)

link?

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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:20, archived)

i love you

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gravytrain, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:12, archived)

*squint*

if you shrank it it would be a smaller file size

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:12, archived)

hahah

more of this sort of thing

seams beautiful to me

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:12, archived)

You should be sorry. Have something equally as crap

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:13, archived)

showing off your organ indeed

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:13, archived)

arf!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:13, archived)

why is christian

wrapped in cling film?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:13, archived)

Biggar?

Actually, I don't think you could.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:13, archived)

yes it does

try harder :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:13, archived)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:13, archived)

hahaha

woo!

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:23, archived)

any help on making it littler?

please

(Adam Mack, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:14, archived)

shrink its actual size in pixels

if you made it about 60% of what it is now it should be a lot smaller

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:16, archived)

Depends what you're using

but you should have an option somewhere to reduce the image dimensions.

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:17, archived)

Erm...

- Reduce the number of colours?
- Reduce the dimensions?
- Save it as an optimized gif?

Cant think of any more off the top off my head...

/crap at optimisation blog

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:19, archived)

ekl - e8(

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The Neville What what what, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:16, archived)

his brainskull is fulled of the psirits

he calls up the psirits and makes them make laundry and then they eat cakes

sometimes they do it on tv but you can't see them because you have to be special

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:24, archived)

residual

(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:25, archived)

trumpet

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:27, archived)

bit of residual goes a long way.

(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:29, archived)

innit

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:30, archived)

why all the derek hate today?

what has he done?

(chemicals1234, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:31, archived)

just because

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gravytrain, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:09, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

*whips out crack pipe*

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:10, archived)

arf

as long as they don't binge drink

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:11, archived)

Kittennis

while the mice're away...
click for absolutely flippin' huge

(Doctor Cavendish is working on 'fluffeh tiem in pill form', Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:06, archived)

thats lully Doc..

*adds to kitten fluff file :)

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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:08, archived)

haha

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:08, archived)

lully! woo

am it fluffeh tiem?

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:10, archived)

Can't it always be

fluffeh tiem?

(Doctor Cavendish is working on 'fluffeh tiem in pill form', Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:11, archived)

It is in my world

but then I sleep with a purple cuddly lion.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:11, archived)

Aw, bless...

*watches Cap'n sleeping*

*tickles under chin*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:13, archived)

*purrs*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:14, archived)

*peeks under duvet*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:21, archived)

Stalker!

hehe :)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:15, archived)

BIGGE....

oh.

woo!

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:10, archived)

PUPPYEGG!!!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:03, archived)

are you on happy draw mode today?

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:03, archived)

yes. ^_^

it happens occasionally.

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:07, archived)

lovely :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:05, archived)

Wonderful stuff

Your drawings are lully.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:08, archived)

ooer...

lully times two, i see. ^_-
edit:damn your ninja editing skills... :(

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:09, archived)

faster than a thousand ninjas...

all with tattoos!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:16, archived)

going insane going insane

saying things twice
saying things twice
:¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:09, archived)

Rrrrowww

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Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)

Yay!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:01, archived)

Pumpkin hats!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:03, archived)

reminds me of Helloween

The German-based Pumpkin Rockers!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:07, archived)

Keeper of the Keys part something-or-other...

I had a mate who loved them =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:09, archived)

I still Do

Bleedin' ace

They went a bit weird with "Pink Bubbles go Ape" but still excellent

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:10, archived)

yay !

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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:04, archived)

Machadaynu

was in my mind when I started carving mine. Got bored of the usual scary faces.

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moogy boobles, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:59, archived)

apple ogies

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gog, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:58, archived)

Are you Dave the Hat?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:59, archived)

My thoughts prezactly

(except not totally paint)

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)

why does it turn in to a weird shaped testicle?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:59, archived)

you have heron-shaped testes?

www.samaritans.org

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gog, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)

no, thats why I said "weird shaped"

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:04, archived)

ninja :P

or is the old age playing tricks on my brain...

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gog, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:06, archived)

ooo

almost looks like the top of a FAB icecream! yumyum

(MachoNachos Without geometry life is pointless!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:59, archived)

ha ha haaaaaaa!

Gloriously silly! I like it.

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:01, archived)

That just burns!!

woo

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:03, archived)

Nice spongage.

Woo!

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:03, archived)

aaaaaaaaRRR!!!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:14, archived)

Hahahaha!

Brilli-tastic!™

Have some click

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:34, archived)

I cutz a facey

in moi kittenz

(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:57, archived)

what happens

when the candle goes out?

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shavedchimp something something oranges something, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:59, archived)

Mostly spoons

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:59, archived)

I eatz

the cooked brainz

(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)

Awww

He can play with my catcus

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Ian Woosnam, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:02, archived)

That's brilliant!

(A! The Crunchy Tube, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:04, archived)

Crikey, that's a bit clever.

Not quite as amusing as these cacti though =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:05, archived)

woo and arf

web.archive.org/web/20050311105404/http://www.cowboyindian.com/cnslcacl.htm

and

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:10, archived)

dear

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:15, archived)

Had a few minutes to kill before I head home.......

.....was bored......so here's Kat squeezing her cartoon boobies......

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:57, archived)

O_o

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:58, archived)

what he said

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:14, archived)

nawty

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:58, archived)

Yiff spluff etc.

Because of you I'd love to shag some animals.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:59, archived)

My characters may carry the label 'Cat' or 'Squirrel',

but, let's face it; they don't much look like either.......

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:01, archived)

She could be an aye-aye.

With less scary eyes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:03, archived)

Que?

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:06, archived)

aye-aye

www.animalinfo.org/image/mada6%20j%2018.jpg

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:08, archived)

Well...

Fur: check.
Pointy ears: check.
Tails: check.
Paws/claws: check.
Nut/Cream fetish: check.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:05, archived)

Oh...if only...

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:59, archived)

hurrah!

Just time for a quick *spluff* before I go home...

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)

yiffity yiff!

be careful though...

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAA :D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:02, archived)

haha!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:03, archived)

Hahahahaaaaaa!

If only replies had an 'I like this' button...
GENIUS!

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:06, archived)

hahaa

so..

"result" :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:15, archived)

I like to imagine it is a lady

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:07, archived)

i like to think of it as a furry lady.

with soft, downy tits.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:11, archived)

Pete Hix! Look what i did!

First Symptom is "feeling old"

(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:53, archived)

There's NO WAY that foot would go in that shoe.

Is this an advert for KY Jelly?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)

it's actually for heart disease!

(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:56, archived)

Ah, now it all comes clear. KY Jelly can cure heart disease!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:57, archived)

if applied correctly

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:02, archived)

I once put a 'pull back and release' toy car on my head and 'released'

and the crown of my hair got caught in the wheel. I then cut the car out with kitchen scissors.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:58, archived)

ha ha

i done that to my mum when i was little

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:58, archived)

I fired a toy tank up my nose and made it bleed.

Luckily it wasn't "loaded", with a matchstick...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:59, archived)

my brother

threw a die-cast metal F15 at my head when I was about 5 and he was 3. It bounced off the top of my eye socket. I then helped matters by opening the cut up again the next week whilst pretending to "fry" some stones in the garden.

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shavedchimp something something oranges something, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:01, archived)

i once shot a cotton bud through my brothers hand

using a gat air pistol

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:01, archived)

I got a metal beer bottle cap fired into my eye from a gassy beer bottle

and ended up with a detached retina. Blind for a while in one eye but my sight is now restored thanks to the miracle of not doing anything to it.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:11, archived)

Bed fetish!!

He must wank every night then!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:58, archived)

Am i the only one

who google has chosen for this little advertising gem?

as far as i understand, people bid to get the advert for particular keywords. What sicko pays good money for the search words virginity bleeding?

(asda_smart_price, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:52, archived)

Haha! *clicks*

Come on everyone, let's click this and get it onto the front page!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:53, archived)

*clicks*

Front Page please!

(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)

*clicketty-clicks*

Mwahahahahaaaaa!

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:56, archived)

It doesn't

work like that.

I move in mysterious ways.

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God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:58, archived)

*prostrates*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:59, archived)

*prostates*

woops. sorry. misread :P

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:02, archived)

this kind of pic is what the pops board is great for - so people can see it

but there are some top pics on the board at the moment, good jokes and nice skills, and they wont likely ever get fp'd. I lost my train of thought.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:03, archived)

i hope you wash...

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:03, archived)

you toilet habits

are not our concern

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:04, archived)

Consider it clicked

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)

I've got looking for love and yiddish jokes, I'm afraid

*click* though

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)

the answer to your second question is

b3tans

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:56, archived)

I assume

that virginity bleeding would be before intercourse?

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:56, archived)

We should ask

Ian Huntley

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:57, archived)

*click*

(A! The Crunchy Tube, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:56, archived)

clicked

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:57, archived)

I don't understand.

How can a virgin bleed before intercourse? Is it some kind of omen, showing that they are about to get porked in the near future?

Also, bleeding after intercourse? How would a virgin know that they bleed after intercourse? How many virgins are going to buy this product pre-emptively?

I don't think they thought it through.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:58, archived)

PERIODS

mainly. Stupid googly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:02, archived)

right

and after she's not a virgin anymoer anyways.

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Your watch is BACK, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:02, archived)

How many clicks

till it gets FP'd? Does it do it automatically?

/never-understood-the-magics-of-FP blog

EDIT: Aha! God has spoken to meeeee - I now see teh light, etc etc. ;D

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:59, archived)

Lots of votes

will get a picture onto the popular page. It's up to the moderators what ends up on the frontpage though.

If the boarders got to vote for the frontpage content, there would be 1000 pixel wide images of goatse all the way down.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:03, archived)

*Yays*

Finally my eensy tiny mind understands teh mysterereries! You should have a cape and a secret identity... oh... you do! Hurrah!

*Joys!*

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:09, archived)

Anyone know the answer to this one?

(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:02, archived)

Erm...

...Why did you get someone to cut into my man-meat when I was very young and invite friends and neighbours to watch?

dunno...

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:10, archived)

Well its about time it happened

(The lord Boo., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)

why that's just pure evil!

I generally spike mine with ketamine and LSD

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)

if you work in teams

with the guy down the road that yields better results.

He gives them some rhohipnol and you pick em up as they slump on your doorstep!

Just popping out to see the guy 5 doors down....

(MachoNachos Without geometry life is pointless!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:53, archived)

tip

slip a chocolate button between your girl's arse cheeks as she sleeps
when she wakes, the chocolate will have melted, and she'll think she's shat herself

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:52, archived)

Cack joke time?

www.b3ta.com/board/6481140#post6481184

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:54, archived)

For added effect

do the above then smear chocolate round your own mouth and lie there pretending to be asleep with a big smile on your face.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:54, archived)

hahahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:04, archived)

Pure genius!

(Spliterz, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:54, archived)

Heh!

I've been trying not to ask, but... urethral reroute? Is that something to do with the Prince's Wand thing you were talking about the other day?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:54, archived)

i'll remember that

(The lord Boo., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)

cruel

hahaha

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:52, archived)

i seem to remember hearing eyedrops have the same effect when ingested

coat sweeties with eyedrops.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:53, archived)

I prefer to coat sweets in...

.... a bit of Rohypnol, watch the little bastards drop and then have my way with them

(chemicals1234, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)

hmmm

I haven't heard of that one before

(The lord Boo., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)

i seem to recall hearing it on a reality tv thing

where trolley dollies would get revenge on groping passengers, or some such.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)

number 6?

surely you'd know better than to eat the treats yourself

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:05, archived)

boooooooooze!

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)

is that a scalpel?

is he going to harvest his kidneys?
is the other one going to wake up in a bath of ice?
and just where is Batman?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)

hahahaha

excellent

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)

heheh

awesome work! (as usual!)

(MachoNachos Without geometry life is pointless!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)

*bums*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)

um...

What's he draw?

(Spliterz, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:53, archived)

Hahaha!

Biggest laugh of the day so far =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:56, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:57, archived)

hahahaha!

awesomes!!!

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:58, archived)

WILL!

Get over here and clean ALL the tea off my monitor NOW!!

Lol, Rolf Mayo, Woo, Giggle, titter, etc... (Actually it was more like a highpitched cackle, and then moist-monitor-ness) :D

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:03, archived)

hahahaha

hahahaha

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:05, archived)

hahaha

I'd assumed they were cocks!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:06, archived)

ha ha

it's only fair

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)

Have some traditional halloween monkey nuts, grab them quick!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)

hehehehehe

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:47, archived)

*RISes*

OH!!

YAY!

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:47, archived)

You lookin at my pint?

No, I'm looking at your nuts.

(A! The Crunchy Tube, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:47, archived)

it's

his little peanuts

(MachoNachos Without geometry life is pointless!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)

arf

ace

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)

hahaha

*cracks them open*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)

Ha ha ah

top stuff.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)

Hmm...

left one a little bigger. How accurate.

Woop!

(RowdsterDelux, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:52, archived)

I just scoffed

literally hundreds of those fuckers

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:07, archived)

For Haloween...

I call it a, err, cat.

(A! The Crunchy Tube, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)

This is superb!

*Clicks multiple times*

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)

eep

looks like that lil bugger cud give you a nasty nip!

(MachoNachos Without geometry life is pointless!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)

Catnip?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:47, archived)

that's silly

call it a err, bat

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:47, archived)

what about "pussy with big flaps" ?

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha - monitor, meet nasal projectile tea.

(A! The Crunchy Tube, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)

Cocking ace!

woo yay

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)

woo yay

Is it a vampire?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)

Aye - vampire cats, the scourge of mice everywhere...

(A! The Crunchy Tube, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)

Hooray!

*flapty-squeaky*

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:41, archived)

...

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)

Aaargh! Feet is hands!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)

...it's NIGHTCRAWLER...

unnerds...*sigh*

I'm so misunderstood!
*writes about it in blog*
/emo

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)

*understands your pain*

*rolls eyes behind your back*

I haven't seen X-Men 2 - that's my defence, and I'm sticking to it!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)

...

*stabs*

for your information this is the classic nightcrawler costume
...not the one from the mooooooooooooovie...

*grumble*

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)

*makes mental note not to help with emo-osity in future*

*dies in pool of blood*

*waits in vain for last kiss from someone gorgeous*

*someone*

*anyone?*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:08, archived)

*passes razorblade*

*hands samaritans number*

...*waits*
...*waits some more*

*calls ambulance*
*give ambulance wrong address*
*laughs*

:)

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:52, archived)

Argh, handyfeets!

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)

monkey vampire

monkpire
vampy?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)

Nichtcrawler

Blue Guy from X-Men 2
translocation, sticking to walls and err being blue

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)

aha

of course
silly me

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)

I like it

and recognise it
and it is lovely
very wind waker stylee

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)

*sigh*

at least somebody appreciates it. ^_^

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:08, archived)

Right, I'm ready for Halloween

Wonder if the little chav bastards on my estate will get the message?

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Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)

haha

Trick or Treat = Legalised mugging

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)

*throws eggs at monitor*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)

You'll get detention for that!

I didn't know you were still at school!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)

Pffft!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)

they will probably smash them or nick them

but they are awesome

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)

I'll take that as a compliment

For my PSPing skillz. :O)

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Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)

meh

;¬D

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)

hahaha

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)

You own an estate?

Can't you just get them evicted whilst you recline on the leather armchair in your library and sip sherry?

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)

What? You think they let chavs own estates?!

*sips Stella from a shots glass*

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Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)

yeah

hatchbacks, that's what chavs get.

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)

Hatchbacks with lowrider rims

And fucking huge exhausts

(

Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:52, archived)

bindun :D

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)

Noice!

Bored minds think alike. :O)

(

Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)

Is that real?

Because technically that "O" should be impossible . . .

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)

HAHAHA BUSTED!

Well spotted!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)

it looks like there is a bit holding the middle of the "o" in place

but then I ~~could be~~ am wrong

edit: damn

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)

having never attempted to carve a pumpkin

but having read all about how to here, it would appear that o's are achieved by only carving through the outermost layers of skin and flesh.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)

i was thinking that

but wanted to call the bluff ;)

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:47, archived)

Not a bad bluff

For five minutes work. :O)

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Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)

Is it real?!?

You're asking that question on *this* site?!?

Ahahahahaha!!

*throws eggs*

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Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)

Needs more shark bridge and helicopter

and possibly diver
Well done for shoppery, and fooling lots of people ;)

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)

I'd have gotten away with it too!

If it hadn't been for you pesky Nonnies! :O)

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Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)

Gerald really liked his new glove.

Where is all this giraffe-related nonsense coming from?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)

your head

i blame your head
in your head
in your head
we are crying

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)

with their tanks and their bombs

and their bombs and their guns?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)

zo-om..

BEH EH EH

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)

they all go hand in hand

hand in hand through their - parklife

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)

deep man

very deep...

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)

Yep

You could be right there. I think that's what's worrying me.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)

have you tried trepanning?

all the cool kids are doing it

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)

Just giving it a go now....

*tries not to slip with the Black & Decker*

*SHHHHIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)

Medic!

We need some surgical webbing over here STAT!

And a cork.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:47, archived)

uuuuuuurrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhh.

pass the porridge as well, gotta fill me head back up with something....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)

Sorry, the porridge is all gone.

Will this leaf mulch do? I haven't checked it for termites yet though...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:52, archived)

That'll do fine. Thanks.

*twitches in a slightly suspicious manner*

Termites, you say?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:54, archived)

From the moon.

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)

can it be milked?

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)

pffffffft

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)

Ah.

The Beadle of giraffes.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)

D'oh! You soak my mind in your piss, sir...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)

Kenya!

woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)

Gerald's surname is Beadle! AICMFP

In other news, here's a bit of fluffeh that isn't worth a new thread:

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)

*waits for it to animate*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)

awww! One of the only types of dog I actually like.

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)

Awwwwwwwwww!

He's lovely.

I sooooo want a Westie!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)

~~He's~~ She's

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)

Well.....

I didn't know, did I?

She's lovely.

[Awwwww - likkle furry doglet]

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)

I will always say

Doggies are fluffier than the kittins!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)

I'm a kittin man, ashally...

...this is my brother-in-law's puppy.

But she is very cute =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)

Hes not as scraggy as my mates westie

Pic

edit "She"

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)

Aw...

My photo's life-size though, is yours? =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)

Your head by the looks of things!

Woo!

(A! The Crunchy Tube, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)

Happy Halloween you cunts

I hope you all get raped and die of bad aids

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)

the feeling is mutual

you shit

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)

'noon!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)

Bad aids?

As opposed to what? Getting a kitten stuck up your arse?

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Dave the Mighty, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)

instead of good aids

there are two types you know

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)

You pissed on my miiiiind!

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)

as opposed to good aids of course...

...

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)

BAD AIDS IS THE BESTEST KIND!

WOOOOOOOO!

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)

Aw, happy Halloween, Ad7

your mother cooks socks in Hell...

Hang on..

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)

....

...

...

...

...

I'm still hanging on. Are you after doing ought, or should I return to my work?

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)

Not just yet

*tickles*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:47, archived)

Fortunately

I am not ticklish. :-D

/continues to hang on blog

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)

you've iced the quo but forgot the hundreds and thousands.

hehehe!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:35, archived)

MMMMMM

mmm... safe sex is always good with full body protection...

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:35, archived)

bad ayeds!!!! arrghhh

PS...my god....I'VE GOT A HAT!!!!

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:35, archived)

Arf!

I can't believe this isn't on glassco.cx:

www.msfirefox.com/

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<>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:35, archived)

pfft

thats a good one

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)

hahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)

what is the download?

/at work

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)

IE7

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)

Dunno

Apparently safe but I didn't risk it. mother inferior downloaded it at home though and said it didn't work.

Congrats on the lil 'un btw: v cute.

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<>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)

fuck me!

it's you!

how's life mr Dog?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)

It is!

Life's grand mate: mother and me married nearly three years now. Puppy inferior is nearly 2 and Pup number 2 is due in Feb (:

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<>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)

brill! send the missus my love wontcha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)

Will do old pal!

Love to you and yours as well: he's a cracker and looks like you; not that one is dependent on the other (;

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<>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)

arf!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:53, archived)

that's a good'un

likes it :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)

I was gonna do that

after mry Beattie one!

woo yay.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)

And to you, you donkey raping shit eater.

Have a good one all, whatever ya doing tonight!
Wooooooooooooooo!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)

I do hope so

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)

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