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# Untitled
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:42, archived)
# It's a chumbawumba
tell him I hate him (Futurama misquote)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:42, archived)
# I get knocked down
and then I assault John Prescott
Yer never gonna keep me down...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:44, archived)
# Yeah, they were keeping it real.
By which I mean they were shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:46, archived)
# by that point, certainly
I thought "Pictures of starving children sell records" was quite good. And they were alright at Victoria park in 93.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:48, archived)
# credit to the nation were better
and they only had one song
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:49, archived)
# Credit were ace
I have both their / his albums

Poor little Matty went a bit bonkers and had to be hospitalised, but he's still about, not rapping much these days.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:54, archived)
# They had a few good ones - Teenage Sensation, Filth, Call It What You Want
And some very bad ones, after he tried to reinvent himself.

According to a friend of mine who works in such areas, he's now in psychiatric care.

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)
# The only reason I hate that song
is because I was going out with this girl who wouldnt stop playing 'Tubthumping' over and over again. She kept singing the words wrong, instead of "Pissing the night away" she would sing "This is the night away"...

It gives me the shudders when I hear it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:52, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:53, archived)
# I hate people that sing incorrect lyrics
especially if they happen to be a daft little slapper from Enfield trying to ruin my life...(sorry, its my issue & i'll deal with it, 1997 was a long time ago...)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:59, archived)
# *sacrificies chicken*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:43, archived)
# what do you get being incredibly short?
the writings of a crazy man, you're being taught.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:43, archived)
# What do you get being terribly strange?
Katie Holmes up the duff....

Mmmm! It doesn't rhyme, but hey, who cares :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)
# was it really him?
/libel blog
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:46, archived)
# It was Xenu
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:47, archived)
# Xena? Yeah, that figures
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:48, archived)
# "What do you get by starring in Top-Gun"
"Plenty of rumours that you take it up the bum"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:48, archived)
# what do you get when you're a miserable guy
some little sod splashing water in your eye!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:53, archived)
# hahahaha
Oompa Loompa, doompadee doo
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:43, archived)
# I've got a crazy religion for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:44, archived)
# jainism?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 17:11, archived)
# Is it David Dickinson?
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:44, archived)
# hahahaha
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:49, archived)
# is that the boss from "Art Of Fighting"?
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:59, archived)
# ...
learned my lesson last time...
^_^
Comic numbah five linked for teh sake of teh fluff!!

ooer... and Clickeh for teh archives...

it's just a shoddy little myspace page for now, but a REAL website is in the making! yaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# I really like that
But i'm going to ask the same question as last time (when no-one answered me:(

what does the tear drop shape on his head represent?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:20, archived)
# the tears of a thousand angels
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# deep!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:22, archived)
# like East17?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:36, archived)
# deep deep down
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:38, archived)
# ...
I was going to say it's an anime stereotype expressing frustration...


but i like his answer better... v
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:23, archived)
# I was going to say exasperation :)
or *sigh* or *erk* or resignation

it can be used in lots of ways, depends on the context
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:28, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:28, archived)
# your lips move but i can't hear what you say
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:44, archived)
# indeed
*pushes taped-together-glasses up nose*

mmmhmmm...quite...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:33, archived)
# Sweaty
fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:23, archived)
# arf
I think I do too
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# sexual frustration
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# recent encounter with 4dam
and of course is not tear.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:26, archived)
# good
:D
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Does FOOF mean to you
what it means to me?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:38, archived)
# blowing dandelion seeds into the air?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:39, archived)
# That's far nicer
than what I had in mind.

Most people I know use Foof as a euphemism for ladyparts.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:39, archived)
# really?
i go back to an old orson's farm strip
when two flowers are talking, and blah blah blah

'i'd rather be foofed than poinked, any day'

edit: why the frig is my computer making a high pitched buzzing noise, and why does using my mouse scroll-wheel modulate the pitch of said hum?
it's driving me batty
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)
# That is far far more twee
than anything I'd ever remember.

Bless.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:42, archived)
# orson's farm?
wasn't that by the Garfield fella?
i think i preferred them to the miserable cat,
in particular, the duck with the rubber ring :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:43, archived)
# it was indeed
and was far better, i prefered the duck, and also the stoner sheep
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:44, archived)
# ahhhh!
i'd almost forgotten the sheep!

ahh, memories!

i learnt to draw by tracing his work
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:57, archived)
# fabulous
you have a great style
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:51, archived)
# shortarseclub
(dec, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:17, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:17, archived)
# how far away are they?
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# elton john in that picture
/would
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# that's no microphone
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:23, archived)
# hahaha
woo!
(dec, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:23, archived)
# one of your best :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)
# *doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:46, archived)
# now do peter crouch chasing after them with a knife and fork
peter hungry


oh, and woo
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)
# want bitty?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:11, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:11, archived)
# peadough
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
here you go, have a bald grey area:
news.independent.co.uk/uk/crime/article1998835.ece
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)
# exactly
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)
# This is surely good news for 4dam
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# nice positioning of an ad on the right
featuring a pre-pubescent girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:23, archived)
# looks more like a vacuum cleaner to me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:36, archived)
# I put the fear of god into them

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:39, archived)
# vacuum cleaners?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:42, archived)
# *phew*
/not going to get arrested blog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:28, archived)
# that amuses mainly because of his facial expression
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)
# haha! He loves it
woo
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)
# You work for Xenu
AICMFP
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Seconded
*Pilots 747 spaceship to earth*
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 17:03, archived)
# he's happy
because he's shat
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)
# down a swan's neck
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)
# only the Queen is allowed to do that
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)
# she did it twice on Wednesday last
and then declared it open season.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6552686
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:17, archived)
# you misheard
she actually decried her open C-hole.
i.e. she had a moan about her vag being shrivelled and dry whilst displaying it to a swan.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Hehehe!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)
# Hahaha ! Woo !
'Noon lully !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)
# G'Noon hon!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)
# and another
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:07, archived)
# cor - you are really spoiling us! woo
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)
# I love it when people spoinl me
It gives me the right horn
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)
# *spoinl's your eye*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)
# *gets the right horn*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:11, archived)
# spoinl tap are a great band
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)
# what are you blithering on about?!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:11, archived)
# LOLZ NINJA LMAOPLANES!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)
# EGADECOPTORS!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)
# ROFLOFOGUS!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)
# WHATWHATWHATTINGMAO
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# PISSINGMYSELFLAUGHINGROFL
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:20, archived)
# someone's scribbled all over his back
He'll feel like a right tit when he finds out.

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)
# `s ok...
it's a dry-erase marker...


rubs right off. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Pffft!
You have an image for every occasion. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:11, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)
# hmm I don't have any pictures of me being malciously attacked by dry marker
surprisingly stood up, awake but bewildered and drunk as 5 people all molested me with dry marker pens
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:11, archived)
# hahaha!
yay!
that is much nicer than my group...they use sharpies.

^_^


i'm scared to sleep around them...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)
# by sharpies do you mean knives?
or is sharpies permanent?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Sharpies am a brand

of the finest permanent markers ever...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)
# Ooh yeah
I use those
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:32, archived)
# Cor!
Is Captain Wow about?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)
# About to what?
Do I need to wear my shower cap?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)
# I did hear her mention a tubgirl re-enactment....
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Lovely!
I love the scat.







Be-do ba-ba boopty-do, ba ba ba ska skeeble skop.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# thehehehe
boodaboobibap!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Cor!
This makes me want to go right out, join a cult and marry a nice young girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:11, archived)
# cornflake
weetobix!



I mean

brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:11, archived)
#
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)
# me likey!
(yahoo serious?)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)
# ?
que?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)
# young einstein
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Cool!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)
# it's all about the gradients!!
:D

woO!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:07, archived)
# ^_^
indeed it is.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)
# very nice
is it Helena Bonham Carter?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)
# me no know...
Getty images much?

when the requests for vectoring get caught up with, i have a
folder full of pictures i found online that i like...

just so i don't get TOO bored. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)
# dun already ?


EDIT - Forgot - New pic on channel 4 News Blog - Link

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:02, archived)
# ARGH VOLCANO!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)
# THROW THE CUNTING RING IN
AND THEN GTFO, HOBBIT
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)
# $250.
That price is a little tall.


gettit?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Hahaha
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)
# needs salt
(cue cdc)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Egg!


















(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)
# EGG
EGGEGGEGGEGGEGGEGGEGGEGGEGGEGGEGGEGGEGGEGGEGGEGG
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GGEGGEGGEGGEGGEGGEGGEGGEGGEGGEGGEGGEGGEGGEGGEGGE
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)
# That's it.
You've got it now.


Egg.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)
# egg!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)
# I hate hens.



Egg!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:17, archived)
# He may have a brain the size of a planet
but his shadow puppetry leaves a lot to be desired.
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Spiffing!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Hah haa..
Hawkings/Hawkins/Hawking ROCKS!
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)
# I believe in a thing called science
oooooh oooooh ooh ooh ooh ooooooooooooh
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)
# hawking is not rocker
hawking is rapper!

silly sisters..
(radja, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# we can rebuild him
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:55, archived)
# I told someone at work
That Justin Hawkins and Stephen Hawking were brothers. She believed me.

She am a retard.
(mazzmatazz is messing it up like a blue bottle, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 18:33, archived)
# mmnnnnng
(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)
# No jukebox today
Have an 80s song lyric based quiz instead.



Name the song or artist, take the letters required and put them together to give the title of an 80s comedy horror film.

Lyric 1: "You're looking good today, looking good in every way". Write down the first letter of the singer's surname.

Lyric 2: "Le rum et mumba, embouteillages". Write down the third letter of the singer's surname.

Lyric 3: "And his mind is a beacon in the vale of the night". Write down the second letter of the singer's first name.

Lyric 4: "Too many people take second best but I won't take anything less". Write down the last letter of the song title.

Lyric 5: "Because they may come true and you can't help them". Write down the first letter of the band name.

Lyric 6: "You can have a big dipper, going up and down, around the bends". Write down the third letter of the song title.

Lyric 7: "You've got a beautiful chin, you've got beautiful skin". Write down the first letter of the song title.

Lyric 8: "..and the butterflies in me arise. Slowly we make love". Write down the first letter of the song title.

Now...name that film!


(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:56, archived)
# Revenge of the Magnets
Part III - Iron Filings
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)
# Oooh!
So close!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Ferris Magnet's
Day Off
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:00, archived)
# 7 Magnets for 7 Magnets
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Magnets do Dallas 3: Rhino Rape
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:02, archived)
# haha
Gotta love a bit of rhino rape

www.b3ta.com/board/6093858
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)
# I like the way you refer to two sigs in that thread
and because of the ever changing nature of sigs it no longer makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)
# What a crazy fucking world, eh!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# I was watching the original Magnets do Dallas last week
it's shite. 3 was much better, if only for the rhino rape.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)
# the magnetic seven
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# those magnetic men in their flying machines
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)
# C_ITTE__
Clit germ?

CRITTERS!

I WIN, and the prize had better involve double anal penetration
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:59, archived)
# CILLIT BANG!
"Look what it does to a penny. LOOK AT WHAT IT DOES!
LOOK! LOOK, EVEN IF IT MEANS I HAVE TO FORCE YOUR EYES DOWNWARDS BY PROMISING YOU A GLIMPSE OF
MY UNCOVERED CROTCH!", screamed
Barry Scott. He was getting crotchety and unpredictable in his old age. Promises of visions of his genitals were being thrown around
left, right and center in the hopes that this would persuade people to purchase his products, and his shedloads of Cillit Bang Ultra 3000

---

Since the end of this story, Barry Scott has grown at least three new genitalia, and uses them even more forcefully

Barry Scott lives in a shed in Nova Scotia with his extended family of cats and fifty thousand litres of Cillt Bang
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)
# Braw!
Now go and update his wikipedia listing
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Hahahaha!
^This!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)
# I'm afraid this is an 80s quiz.
I was trying to find a can of Quatro for the winner but instead you can have a picture of Suzi Quatro singing Can the Can.

static.last.fm/proposedimages/sidebar/6/1030743/23210.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)
# But they had double anal penetration in the eighties
My mum told me

AND SHE'S NOT EVEN SINGING! FRAUD!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)
# She's very bad at miming.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)
# right
C
R
I
T
T
E
R
S
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:01, archived)
# FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:01, archived)
# fuckmefuckmefuckeme oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Critters
/goes back to listen to Camouflage on your jukebox again
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:02, archived)
# critters
although i only got one of the clues
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Which one?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# the sledgehammer one
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:07, archived)
# haha me too
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)
# I know none of these.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)
# You are about 12
AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:07, archived)
# I'm 18
and refuse to listen to that kind of music :)
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)
# I only got 6 and 8
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)
# I got 7
/Chas 'n' Dave blog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)
# I knew about
half of these.
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:11, archived)
# I would have expected better of you
considering the amount of 80s stuff you seem to have in your mp3 collection.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Well let's go through and see which I have ...
Lyric 1: Don't Have
Lyric 2: Don't Have
Lyric 3: Have on Greatest Hits Album
Lyric 4: Don't Have
Lyric 5: Don't Have
Lyric 6: Have on Various Albums
Lyric 7: You're Fucking Joking aren't you !
Lyric 8: Don't Have

So I didn't do too bad.

EDIT : I do have Can The Can by Suzi Quatro though !
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# For those of you who couldn't get them
The answers are:

1) Buffalo Stance by Neneh Cherry
2) Joe Le Taxi by Vanessa Paradis
3) The Riddle by Nik Kershaw
4) Perfect by Fairground Attraction
5) China In Your Hand by T'Pau
6) Sledgehammer by Peter Gabriel
7) Rabbit by Chas & Dave
8) Sign Your Name by Terence Trent D'arby
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)
# The original tasty entree!
Critters, n'est pas?
(jangle, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:20, archived)
# i misread that as
"..and the butterflies in me arse"
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:55, archived)
# painterly doodles
cfb cfb2
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:56, archived)
# *pukes*
*eats own puke*
(Wrighty, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)
# very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 17:02, archived)
# I tell you what...
...my garden is a slug-free zone since I got this little fellow:


Ribbit.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)
# Woo!
Nice shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:57, archived)
# hedgefrog!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)
# This has taken me ALLLLLL day . . .


For mediocre who wanted a piglet inna bacon suit seeking revenge


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)
# excellent as ever, Sir the Hat
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:53, archived)
# Haha !
Lovely !

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)
# YOU!
Huzzah!

I want you (and some others) to tell me what animals I should animerate next and what should they be doing


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Hippos
having sex with other hippos
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Thassa bit nawwty . . .
but we'll see


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)
# Not really
it's all perfectly natural.

It would be nawwtyer if they were having sex with little kids or something. Even I'd balk at that.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Good point . . .
I'd believe you if you weren't probably an imposter


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Do a hippo
hopping to hip-hop
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)
# A pangolin
enjoying Pina COlada on a beach.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Thassa goodun'!
ta


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Oooooh I say !
More naughty penguins ! Have you been to Italy recently then ? (I was in Rome last week)
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)
# no, my friend, confidant, banjo pupil and all round good egg
Charley was there and put an Italian pun on our postcard

Didja have a super fun tiem?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Yes ta hunny !
'twas lully !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Soopah!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)
# ha ha ha ha!!
tippety top!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)
# How was your holiday?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:58, archived)
# almost as grand as yours
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
Fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Braw!
Obviously not stunned properly at the abbatoir.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Either that or he's pining for the fjords . . .
please make a suggestion above . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:01, archived)
# haha
worth waiting for
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:52, archived)
# WOO! x 10
thanks Dave!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 17:24, archived)
# woo!
(ntmb, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:49, archived)
# I see!
they laugh at a man with a surfboard stuck through his upper body, as well they might!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Pfft silhouettes of teh quo, have a related pearoast for your troubles
(Darth Penders, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)
# pfffft
"get her a pan, a comb and maybe a cat"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)
# *ties cat to car*
knew I forgot something....
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)
# Silently the predator stalks his natural prey...
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)
# *groan*
I likes
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:49, archived)
# hehe
where do I know your username from?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:49, archived)
# b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)
# the stock market person off the day today
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:53, archived)
# Chris.
The peseta burst open at four. The pound was barely audible this morning, it rotted by 3.9 points against the dollar, and there was further bad news for coke developers Watney Heckbulb nrrrrrrrrrr, who were ordered to cease trading because of bad burping. Chris. Chris. On now to the money markets, and the international finance arse.
(I helped save b3ta! no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)
# www.cookdandbombd.co.uk
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:57, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Binduntudeth?
(I helped save b3ta! alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:32, archived)
# nope, i've never
done that arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:32, archived)
# cock off and donate, loser!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:34, archived)
# I'm going to start donating when my next student loan comes through
I can't afford to eat at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Last time I said something like that,
I got put on the naughty stair!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:33, archived)
# you needn't have put that in your sig
if you'd donated at some point int he last 4 years
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:35, archived)
# yes I know..
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:36, archived)
# you have a long and thin pork sword
/tight fisted w@nker
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:37, archived)
# cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)
# :D
well done (i feel a bit guilty now)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)
# I'd planned on doing it anyway
you just "motivated" me into it
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)
# HE ate a baked bean this week
and now you've just hurt his feelings! At the very least give hime two more beans!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:40, archived)
# I applaud you like no other!
happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)
# haha
well done matey! It's a good feeling isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:44, archived)
# WOO FOR PEER PRESSURE!!
you're one of us now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)
# *claps*
more money for b3ta!
Which means....erm....


more... space type thing. For us and the stuffs. Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)
# there is one Hooters left in the UK
in Nottingham. You may find help from them....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Ooooh, thank you horrible!
I probably shouldn't call them from my work phone...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)
# try them later
hooters.know-where.com/hooters/top/intl.html#United%20Kingdom
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Beauty
You're not just a pretty fez....

Right, now to draw my pater's birthday card. A praying mantis being very intimidating to an ant during a harsh game of Bugby.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)
# there's the same amount of Hooters in the UK
as there is in Taiwan.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)
# Wooo!
Well done that man!*


*may not be a man
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:50, archived)
# This is why I should make a profile
not that you'd have looked.

/male
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)
# If I'd never donated
I would have this sexy hat which affirms my pirateness.

...\/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)
# 'bokes'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:32, archived)
# what the holy fuck is that?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)
# that
is no moon
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)
# is she mooning at us?
No, that's no moon


sorry
(I helped save b3ta! alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:34, archived)
# you bloody should be an' all
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:34, archived)
# i am
very

Note the lowercase I
(I helped save b3ta! alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:35, archived)
# well,
good
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:35, archived)
# That's no workshy builder's cleavage
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)
# that's no arse
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)
# THIS is an arse
'bends over'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Is that a wasps nest?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:36, archived)
# have cyanide with that?
'noon Duke!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:37, archived)
# *RUNS IN*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)
#


edit: now only potentially offensive to those who have a screen resolution of a ZX Spectrum
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)
# *RUNS OUT AGAIN*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)
# got the runs, Bawls?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:40, archived)
# winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:40, archived)
# That's a bit NSFW...
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)
# so is anally raping a goat carcass, but you are doing that right now!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:40, archived)
# But I'm not sticking photos on the board
I will Gaz them round to each one of you personally instead
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)
# I'm still waiting for mine
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)
# I haven't finished yet!
You can have the cumshot photos
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:49, archived)
# I should hope so
I paid good money upfront for those!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:50, archived)
# it all depends where you work
Dead Goat Rape Inc don't like men's arses bared on screen, it's unprofessional
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Exactly
It's sending the goats fucking crazy over here. How is it shaping up in the London branch?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:46, archived)
# I blinded them all with my acidic spunk this morning
so they're oblivious to the whole debacle.

I recommend it, nothing like cumming in a goat's eye on a monday morning.
I'm too lazy to kill them today though.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)
# 'a bit'?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:41, archived)
# If it was a product, that would be "Goatse-lite"
"Try Goatse-lite, all the sense of revulsion with less gaping chasm"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)
# But it's simply using new "mirrored pixel" technology
what are you pointing at this section of mirrored screen, exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)
# The one with the bare arse!
I posted a picture of my bahooky for my 6k post, and i got mod edited as it was NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:48, archived)
# ah well
life, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:49, archived)
# You might have fucking wiped at least
:p
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:53, archived)
# Oi!
b3ta.com/board/6548519
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:46, archived)
# But
I am
and always will be
a hypocrit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Hypocrisy is a beautiful thing
unlike your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:52, archived)
# I'm so bored today
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)
# you utter bastard
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:25, archived)
# pfffffft!
that is ace
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:25, archived)
# ah yes, Woody Hex :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:26, archived)
# Woody Hexbolt?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:26, archived)
# Woody Hex-key?
no just being facetious - hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:26, archived)
# haha
good one
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:26, archived)
# a hex on you
ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)
# *groan*
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)
# *oils*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:31, archived)
# hahaham and *groans*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:34, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:21, archived)
# *squints*
Is that a booster cushion?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)
# *squints*
hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)
# hahaha
you funny bugger.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)
# hahahaha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:26, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:26, archived)
# oh glee
you're on a roll with these today
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)
# hahaha, and sorry ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)
# TRAGEDY!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:31, archived)
# please dont bum me off, but....
RIS?
(A Hospital Carpark, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:54, archived)
# BANG! SPAFF!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha....bumbag.
EDIT- Is that Doug? What series? I don't remember that...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)
# thanks....
and boo :P how are we today?

edit: I don't know. Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:20, archived)
# I'm fine
I don't know about everyone else. I are been away deciding what I wants for my spluffday.

;-)

Thyself?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:21, archived)
# oh, happy spluffday
for when it occurs. I'm grand, just skiving work!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)
# In ten days it does
Does anyone know where I can get a Hooters girlie top in the UK?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)
# mail order from Hooters website?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)
# from hooters?
there is a hooters in birmingham, so there might be more, i assume you've tried the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)
# that closed more than 5 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:26, archived)
# really?
i wandered past it once, it was in that office complex by the canal
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)
# that could describe anywhere, given that Brum has more miles of canal than Venice
however, it was in Paradise Forum, which kind of fits that description. And now it's a Wetherspoons.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:32, archived)
# what about
shocktees? there must be somewhere you can go, or eGay
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:25, archived)
# ahhh eGay
for the future when online gigolos are common place.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)
# hello there
and happy b3taday!

'gives cayke'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:29, archived)
# :) woo my first cake...
only took 4 years :)
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)
# lurk less!
took me ages to come out of the b3ta closet
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:32, archived)
# I have been lurking less
I've been on the stats board for the last week :)
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)
# Not guaranteed though
Especially the quality- I'm very aware of that now after I bought a brill pantera wifebeater and the print came off it's white backing and left me with a weird white blob on a black vest.

Woo frigging hoo....

So yeah, I'm being careful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:28, archived)
# here?
www.buy-tees.com/viewt-shirt.asp?tshirtid=68727&genre=Funny
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:26, archived)
# Nope!
Ta, but I need it to be a vest like the hooters girls wear.

I realise this will make me A Slut, but pfft, I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:29, archived)
# save some cash
go topless
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)
# That's not fair on anybody.
Least of all me in this weather.

Right, I'm going for a ciggie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)
# *comes along*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:36, archived)
# fur lined bra
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Still, there's the rest of me to consider
And I am somewhat of a porpoise.

Hmmmmmm. *thinks*

Damn it, I've just always wanted a hooters tank top.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:41, archived)
# yay for sluts
Nowt wrong with that

*imagines*
*goes for cold shower*
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)
# cut the sleeves off!
customisation is the way to go
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)
# *ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:43, archived)
# I think it's series 2
where he starts to work in the morgue, and one of the corpses comes back to life. i think JD is in the bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)
# :o
*doesn't remember that one*

Is that when the guy with the eye on the wonk is singing?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)
# I have a friend called Fuck
He knows.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)
# hohohohohohoho
fanny pack
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU
Genital area carrying device
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:26, archived)
# packs a fanny
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)
# think it's series 4
or possibly early series 5
JD is hiding from someone, gets into the lift in the bodybag and starts moving so doug beats him
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 17:19, archived)
# that's an improbable quantity of spunk
which is, I suppose, the point! Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:21, archived)
# it's a good 5 or 6 spunk-months worth

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)
# well if you're going to save it
might as well use it on something useful
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)
# it's like a tardis in there
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I wonder if he will get 100% positive feedback?
(OhArse Select * from newJobs ORDER BY salary DESC, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:17, archived)
# As a present, it would make the perfect stocking filler
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Thankyou
I'm here 'til Thursday...try the veal
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)
# badum
...
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)
# ...
tish
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:36, archived)
# badum
tish
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)
# *smirkles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:21, archived)
# woof
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Very nice ankle.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 15:21, archived)

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