hmmmm.... the only song(s) that the quo ripped off.... were their own!
unless i'm mistaken :D
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True I S'pose...
But Pictures of Matchstick Men was actually quite good
*Hides*
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:53,
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*Hides*
You're just all jealous because you werent
at the Grand Prix at Silverstone this year to see them :)
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:55,
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Dammit!!
Status Quo followed by cars going round in circles all day. Life just doesn't get much better than that.
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all music has its place...
quo is class for family gatherings such as weddings....
abba is good for gay bars...
steps is.......... well...... erm..... maybe not
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:55,
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abba is good for gay bars...
steps is.......... well...... erm..... maybe not
Steps is Good to sing at Ex Members of Steps...
As they take your Shopping to the Car for You...
(Apparently the profit they got between them, for 10 Years work was about Half Mil... and I bet they all spent that on trying to launch Solo Careers... ha!)
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:59,
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(Apparently the profit they got between them, for 10 Years work was about Half Mil... and I bet they all spent that on trying to launch Solo Careers... ha!)
I'd listen to Oasis more
If he wasn't such a fucking spunkbubble
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:51,
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This too.....
I once pissed my mate off, who is a huge Oasis fan, by making him get me a ticket for them at Hyde Park, and then telling him the morning of the show that I couldn't be arsed to go, and went to the pub instead! Ha! In his face!
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:53,
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^ this
though I go through phases of liking Oasis, then hating them, then liking them again. It's Belle and Sebastian syndrome though, where I hate their fans far more than any music that they may have produced.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:54,
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i like belle and sebastian
lovely cartoon about a dog or summat
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:55,
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lazy line painter jane
is one of my all time fave songs ever in the whole wide world
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:57,
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^this deffo!
i used to hate people who kept saying "They've sold out!" but now i've joined their troop...
Oasis are utter fuck! their best album was the fucking B-Sides one!
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:57,
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Oasis are utter fuck! their best album was the fucking B-Sides one!
one thing i've learned over the years is not to give a flying fuck about what people think about music that I like
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yeah but, depending on the fanbase... it can ruin your enjoyment...
... i went to see eminem in '03 and was well pissed off with all the wannabe gangstaz dat wuz smokin' blo and talkin' all roll an' shit!
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:07,
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I get pissed off with everybody else at every gig I EVER go to
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:10,
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hah. I saw Eminem and Dre at Brixton Academy in 2000
It was really good. Apart from the twunt next to me letting off smoke bombs every 10 mins
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:28,
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I love plecos. I used to have one called Jeff, and he was the boss of all the fish.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:41,
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I got 4!
There's Mr Big Plec
Mr Medium Plec
and the 2 little Mr Little Plecs
(kids named em)
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:44,
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Mr Medium Plec
and the 2 little Mr Little Plecs
(kids named em)
They are fantastic
Jeff was (and probably still is, he was the ex's fish really even if I did love him the mostest) about 8 inches long, and all camo print. Lovely boy.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:46,
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cor!
I need to take piccies of my fishies.
as well as the plecs, I have Silver Sharks, polka dot loaches, Clown loaches, bronze catfish, a khuli loach, a gazillion guppies (inc 2 current sets of babies), sand line gobys, bumblebee gobies, platies, mollies, lampeyes, chinese paradise fish, a solitary angel, a siamese fighter, and a variety of other odds and sods
/fish blog
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:50,
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as well as the plecs, I have Silver Sharks, polka dot loaches, Clown loaches, bronze catfish, a khuli loach, a gazillion guppies (inc 2 current sets of babies), sand line gobys, bumblebee gobies, platies, mollies, lampeyes, chinese paradise fish, a solitary angel, a siamese fighter, and a variety of other odds and sods
/fish blog
Food.
It's cychlids or nothing (although the odd snakehead is funny).
*edit: a flock of monos are great too.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:51,
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*edit: a flock of monos are great too.
They're funny!
It's trial and error until you get a few that can stand the sight of each other though. There's nothing sadder than a tilapia quivering in fear.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:55,
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We had a sharky.
He ws black with a red tail. He thought he was lord of the tank but Jeff beat him up a few times, to bring him down a few pegs. Just a casual BANG with his tail accidentallyonpurpose.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:51,
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I love things that happen accidentallyonpurpose
Its the best way.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:56,
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You should always tell off pets when they die, in front of the other ones so they don't get any ideas.
*nods sagely*
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:48,
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^^ this
will remember this in the future I should have made the other pets watch when we had a pony put down the other week.. Get ill and we'll do this to you.. DO YOU HEAR ME..
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:51,
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the other Mr Medium Plec died too
they are all together now though
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:47,
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aw, poor mr medium plec.
i didn't realise how much i loved edgar til he was gone.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:51,
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my Dad has had some albino plecs for about 10 years now
they were only meant to be small but they grew huge and had to have their own tank each
i thnk that they have both died this year though
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:55,
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i thnk that they have both died this year though
I can't stand albino fish, especially plec and catfish
they give me the creeps
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:57,
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they weren't albino when he bought them :¬S
they went like that about a months afterwards
apparently they are quite rare - especially the big ones
he got them for about £4 each and was offered a lot of money for them by the guy who he got them off in the first place
but they stayed in our house
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:01,
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apparently they are quite rare - especially the big ones
he got them for about £4 each and was offered a lot of money for them by the guy who he got them off in the first place
but they stayed in our house
I bought what I thought was a pleccy once
It turned out it was a catfish or something and it ate all my other fish - the bastard.
Oh and 'Ning' peeps.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:45,
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Oh and 'Ning' peeps.
mine aren't
they don't even eat bacon.
they like lettuce, cucumber and potato though
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:52,
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they like lettuce, cucumber and potato though
Nice one!
They live for fucking ages (quite happily) out of water too. I used to put mine on the coffee table and laugh at them.
*edit: have you tried them with bloodworm (gamma radiated)? They seem to like that stuff.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:00,
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*edit: have you tried them with bloodworm (gamma radiated)? They seem to like that stuff.
they only tend to feed after all the others have had their nosh
so they go straight for the pleco wafers.
I occasionaly use bloodworm and other stuff, but it gets eaten up by all the carnivores first!
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:17,
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I occasionaly use bloodworm and other stuff, but it gets eaten up by all the carnivores first!
Pleccy sounds a bit like 'speccy',
as in ZX Spectrum 48K. That was a good computer. I know nothing about fish.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:46,
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No.
Not really. Real computing fun died when keyboards went plastic.
What a horrible, hard-keyed world we live in now. :(
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:50,
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What a horrible, hard-keyed world we live in now. :(
I have a glow-in-the-dark rubber keyboard!
But it's shite and unreliable.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:03,
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Surely some Budding Alan Sugar
Has started putting modern Hardware into 'Retro' Keyboards.. And if not.. Why not...
*Runs to the Dragons Den*
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:52,
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*Runs to the Dragons Den*
Alan Sugar!!?
He's the bastard that *got rid* of speccy rubber funs*. Don't you remember what he did with the Spectrum +2?
*Except that the 48K+ and 128K had already de-rubbered. :(
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:54,
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*Except that the 48K+ and 128K had already de-rubbered. :(
I only used his name so I didn't have to try and spell entrepreneur..
*Ahem*
I Had a 48k and a Plus 2A...
48k was a lot more Cuddly..
And Alan Sugar was is and ever shall be.. a Twatpie
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:57,
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I Had a 48k and a Plus 2A...
48k was a lot more Cuddly..
And Alan Sugar was is and ever shall be.. a Twatpie
I looked at his website the other day.
His company only sell two things; a shaver of some sort and an animated electronic Alan Sugar Apprentice doll.
It's fantastic; get a business man with nothing to sell onto a TV programme about being the apprentice of a 'powerful businessman' in order for his company to be able to actually sell a product. :)
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:01,
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It's fantastic; get a business man with nothing to sell onto a TV programme about being the apprentice of a 'powerful businessman' in order for his company to be able to actually sell a product. :)
Yeah.. On the American one.. It's Trump... Who is actually amazingly Successful...
(Despite Being a Prink)
Sugar on the other hand is mainly an Asset Stripper who runs down Companies and crashes bad Football teams...
And those Planted Contestants have to suck up and say...
Ooooh You're such an inspiration...
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:04,
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Sugar on the other hand is mainly an Asset Stripper who runs down Companies and crashes bad Football teams...
And those Planted Contestants have to suck up and say...
Ooooh You're such an inspiration...
Trump's no genius
I read somewhere that given the amount of money he inherited, he'd have been just as rich putting the cash in the bank at normal interest rates. Sugar, for all his faults, is a self-made man...
www.danablankenhorn.com/2006/10/the_lie_of_an_e.html
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:55,
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www.danablankenhorn.com/2006/10/the_lie_of_an_e.html
Close enough though actually
because the fish and the computer are similar in many ways.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:51,
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and welcome!
now shop us a picture or we'll give you a chinese burn
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:39,
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That was a nicer reply than I was expecting them to get
especially given some on the board!
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:40,
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I'm working on one for funday Friday
...is that ok with you, boss?
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:47,
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WE NEED A SHAME-OFF
THE PERSON WHO POSTS THE MOST SHAMEFUL PUN WINS THE HAT
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:33,
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Oh, I wouldn't worry too much about that...give me a couple of minutes
*Opens Photoshop, does a rubbish mash*
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:33,
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You mean like 'Sweet Trolley' - a collection of adorable trolls....?
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:32,
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I don;t know,
i think I lacked encouragement post weekend, and then christmas came around, and the big pun off too....
www.b3ta.com/board/5417697
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:33,
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www.b3ta.com/board/5417697
Not really,
I don't think the work Aardilope has been used much over teh years :)
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:35,
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Well between me and you then.
that must mean it is used at least 5.7 times a week....
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:38,
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Heh, why is it always the big burly men that want to be girlies?
NING all! Dee da diddle iddle dum, da dee da dum dee dooooo daaah.
That's ding dong merrily on high, if you don't realise. I'm feeling festive as I'm planning to trip to go and get tree and decorations.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:35,
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That's ding dong merrily on high, if you don't realise. I'm feeling festive as I'm planning to trip to go and get tree and decorations.
tinsel tinsel tinsel tinsel tinsel tinsel
is one of my favourite words.
make sure you buy lots and lots of tinsel.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:36,
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make sure you buy lots and lots of tinsel.
And one of my favourite things.
I wear it like a boa, I wrap it round my bunches.....
Ooooh, lovely. And I'm going to get one of them candle arches for the window.
First Christmas for me and Boo on our own in our little house! Yes, we will be having friends over but it's the first one that we'll be doing properly....
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:40,
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Ooooh, lovely. And I'm going to get one of them candle arches for the window.
First Christmas for me and Boo on our own in our little house! Yes, we will be having friends over but it's the first one that we'll be doing properly....
I wish I could get into the festive spirit as much as some people
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:40,
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*climbs onto mugatu, covers him with decorations and lovely tinsel and screams GIDDY UP RUDOLPH!!!!*
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:45,
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'ning Cap'n and all
christmas already?
i think i'll begin feeling festive around December 23
since all the merchants started hitting me in the face with their christmas decorations and apparel in September
kills my mood in advance every year
but don't let yours being destroyed by mine...
i'm an unfestive asshole, really
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:47,
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i think i'll begin feeling festive around December 23
since all the merchants started hitting me in the face with their christmas decorations and apparel in September
kills my mood in advance every year
but don't let yours being destroyed by mine...
i'm an unfestive asshole, really
I don't usually get festive until much later
It's only because I've been looking at trees and decorations all morning.
First there's the not-so-small matter of MY BIRTHDAY to attend to...
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:50,
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First there's the not-so-small matter of MY BIRTHDAY to attend to...
uhhhhhh....
quotes....
"I'm giving myself a 5/10 for this one. Might as well get some semi-praise from somewhere."
No, you befuddled fool, its shit.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:35,
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"I'm giving myself a 5/10 for this one. Might as well get some semi-praise from somewhere."
No, you befuddled fool, its shit.
Heh heh heh.
The big bovine slab of leopardskin, and the three bow-legged webbed rear feet.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:49,
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You know what?
It tooks ages to really fuck up the background on that one...
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:53,
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It's wrong that I quite like seamhorses, isn't it?
It's like liking...stepping in poo or something.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:41,
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A new angle!
Just a small twist, and you've turned it on it's head! This'll keep me busy for weeks! Ta!
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:42,
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Donald Trump(s)
On the 390 going home last night, this came to me. I blame Metronet entirely for it.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:27,
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alright, alright - give it here, then...
*heads off to the naughty step*
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:29,
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And in that case, you're going to hate the 'Say What You See' I've got lined up for you...
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:31,
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oh yeh - he's been in that recently
I for one, liked the Nigerian guy
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:36,
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I am bored
so I did a quick picture of a teacher stopping a devil child from spraying graffiti on the walls of the School of Hell.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:13,
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is this the devil child or the teacher
or are they all the same person?
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:14,
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So how can we see who he's stopping?
and how does he go about it?
We want answers!
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:29,
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We want answers!
Looks like your stereotypical geography teacher to me
(or a kiddie fiddler)
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:17,
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the beard is to hide the recuring bout of herpes from his one sexual encounter 10 years ago!
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:18,
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Des Lynam has "FUCK OFF" tattoed on his top lip
Thats why he has a mustache.
True story
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:20,
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True story
of course this is false...
... it is a tattoo of a clitoris... whatever that is!
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:22,
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I think Clematis is probably my favourite plant....
Huh?
Yeah, ok.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:26,
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Yeah, ok.
The Polish government are planning a worldwide census of all its nationals
It will be a pole-to-pole Pole poll.
/Bob Monkhouse automatic writing blog
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:21,
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/Bob Monkhouse automatic writing blog
blimey
nice identifying
although the b3taday was probably the giveaway
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:02,
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although the b3taday was probably the giveaway
lully
nice facial discolouration.
can we have a horde of zombie chickens please.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:58,
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can we have a horde of zombie chickens please.
*Gets out Atari ST*
*Knocks up quick game in STOS*
*Sells*
*Profits*
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:27,
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*Sells*
*Profits*
I think the chickens were
genetically altered by Mephisto, so they were still alive.
The Pink Eye episode was the zombie one.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:44,
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The Pink Eye episode was the zombie one.
This is great!
Woo!
Do you find that you imagine everyone you see as zombies now?
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:01,
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Do you find that you imagine everyone you see as zombies now?
haha
There must be a term for that mental condition.
*Awaits Mitchell and Webb to do this sketch*
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:06,
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*Awaits Mitchell and Webb to do this sketch*
it'll probably be done by catherine tate
along with a catch phrase.
then repeated until you are sick to the back fucking teeth of it.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:09,
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then repeated until you are sick to the back fucking teeth of it.
That Zombies...
taking a f*cking liberty! or some shit like that.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:11,
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i'm a fiesty zombie with the moon rising in uranus
hold on, i'll do the undead jokes.
todays special are the feeling hot, hot, hot and spicy brains...
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:14,
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todays special are the feeling hot, hot, hot and spicy brains...
awwwww!!!!
he has an awful spack-hand....
happy b3taday and woo to pic!
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:02,
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happy b3taday and woo to pic!
Yay.. Shamble on Dead People...
One day the discrimination will end and you will no longer be shot on sight and burned...
Zombi Rights!
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:02,
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Zombi Rights!
"Actually we prefer to be Called 'People with Living Impairment"
*Also Shoots*
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:12,
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owww...
so that's what that zombie meant with "EEEEEUUUUUHHHAAARRGH!"
*chainsaws*
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:14,
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*chainsaws*
cooool!
love these pictures
I hope you don't mind the thread jack Mr Toast but could one of you old timers please tell me which of the B3TA ladies runs the career change website?
Is it IVV?
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:15,
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I hope you don't mind the thread jack Mr Toast but could one of you old timers please tell me which of the B3TA ladies runs the career change website?
Is it IVV?
Good 'ning!
Do you need to say the "good" in "good 'ning" or is the good implied?
Woo for the pic!
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:53,
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Woo for the pic!
It is a 'ning. That is all.
It is not up to me to determine its level of goodness.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:55,
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spin, spin, spin the wheel of justice!
Click for Quicktime 270k super shiny
For those who haven't seen, yes, he's seeking our attention again
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:42,
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Click for Quicktime 270k super shiny
For those who haven't seen, yes, he's seeking our attention again
He's a terrible, terrible man!
A terrible, terrible man!
Terrible, terrible man!
Terrible, terrible man!
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:59,
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Terrible, terrible man!
Terrible, terrible man!
Superb mate
Wondered how long it'd take before the Blaine animations would appear :)
Wish Blaine would stop with the publicity seeking stunks and go back to street magic.
:D
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:45,
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Wish Blaine would stop with the publicity seeking stunks and go back to street magic.
:D
why? that was shit too
and relied upon camera cuts and plants (not the foliage kind)
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:46,
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His levitation one was particularly rubbish.
Cutting audience reaction to Balducci levitation with a shot of him being lifted by a crane. What a tosser.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:51,
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and where's the american sporting hero in the light aircraft when you need him?
woo to this.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:53,
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Now that i would watch!
Have a woo for your troubles my good man!
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:57,
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damn you beat me
i saw that and almost grabed a gun to see if i could shoot from five storys below
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Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:28,
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Thats brill
altough it reminds me of Fry's dog Seymore (in Futurama) sitting outside the pizza place until he dies of old age (sniff).
Edit - Had a moment of panick as I thought the stars were dead pixels at first.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:42,
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Edit - Had a moment of panick as I thought the stars were dead pixels at first.
Batboy lives!
So does self-promoting traffic spam. Get a life, please!
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:35,
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from his/her profile:
"footyweb.com, laughing in the face of the B3TA anti-football culture."
so basically, a troll then.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:36,
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so basically, a troll then.
hahahaha!
flying in the face of popular opinion.
what would alf say?
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:41,
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what would alf say?
i'd laugh more if i know who he was
or cared more about football.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:41,
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I'm about to go and defecate.
It's inherently more enjoyable than looking at the drivel that you have posted, in some crude attempt at humour.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:53,
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this is one of the best cutting replies i've ever seen .
please can i have a similar one next time i post something. i would be honoured.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:01,
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in reply to your post requesting a similar reply, all I can say to you is;
Fuck Off.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:14,
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Fuck Off.
ha!
you was awarded a short phrase of obnoxiousness on the basis that you hadn't posted something that was truely spacky, and it was the word grinding out of my voicebox when straining out an egg.
'fucckkkkkkk', I emitted, as a dry poo slowly evacuated my bowel.
You know the sort I'm talking about........
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:26,
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you was awarded a short phrase of obnoxiousness on the basis that you hadn't posted something that was truely spacky, and it was the word grinding out of my voicebox when straining out an egg.
'fucckkkkkkk', I emitted, as a dry poo slowly evacuated my bowel.
You know the sort I'm talking about........
yay
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Welcome, pull up a cow's arse, shop a turkey, etc
edit: tis rather RIS
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:21,
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Welcome, pull up a cow's arse, shop a turkey, etc
edit: tis rather RIS
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:24,
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I'm interested
to know what RIS means too. The b3ta dictionary won't load for some reason.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:33,
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Picture of the front of morrisons. lights didn't work on some letters so it said MOR---ONS
people said "RIS? i don't get it" and a legend was born.
thus ends today's class.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:36,
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thus ends today's class.
you owe me a blowie
b3ta.wiki.com/RIS
edit: or a thanks would be fine too
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:37,
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edit: or a thanks would be fine too
Would you happen to have the original HORSE IS A ALIEN thread bookmarked?
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:51,
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It's on my other computer
unfortunately
edit: I tell a lie
www.b3ta.com/board/4457268
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:58,
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edit: I tell a lie
www.b3ta.com/board/4457268
I'm off home to walk the dog on the beach
and have a few cold ones!
Cheerz all!
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:13,
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Cheerz all!
err, yeh, ME TOO!
*looks for dog*
*looks for beach*
*finds plenty of cold ones!*
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:14,
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*looks for beach*
*finds plenty of cold ones!*
rubbish
you're embarrased because you've spulffed your pants, but there's no need to be ashamed.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:28,
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nope...
i spluffed over a crude print out of this, so why should I be embarressed?
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:37,
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*agrees*
I AM PROUD TO HAVE SPAFFED MY JELLY OVER MY COMPUTER SCREEN
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:55,
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talk about crossed emotions...
its like watching the mother in law back over a cliff in your new car!
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:12,
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Couldn't have put it better. . .
Bet Dennis would've LOVED it ;)
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:15,
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Oooh classical
I think I've made a lot of dance pics in the past ;)
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:03,
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I think I've made a lot of dance pics in the past ;)
I was planning on doing more with crabgoat
but so far, I haven't
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:16,
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I only have a couple of dancy ones left un-pea'ed
Dance Motherfuckers, Dance!!
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:14,
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Dance Motherfuckers, Dance!!
'ning
*disco's*
*grows hunger for a crispy product from an age lost*
*dribbles*
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:56,
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*grows hunger for a crispy product from an age lost*
*dribbles*
I've not seen them for years!
It must be a.... not seeing things kind of thing!
I now have a lunch time mission!
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:03,
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I now have a lunch time mission!
I only buy things pre-packed in the canteen
as anything they cooked is obviously poisoned.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:06,
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haha he looks like he's trying to squeeze one out
woo, and 'ning!
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:58,
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Oh dear
Out of interest, if he frees himself from the gyroscope, how will he get out and avoid the spinning death encircling him?
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:42,
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eight times per minute?
should have been eight times per second ;)
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:45,
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she's lifting Tom up so he can
reach the cornflakes from the kitchen cupboard
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:29,
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hehehehe
gnopsy gnops
TJ: I just got sent an email from "your doctor" offering me "hot meds". This would be very funny if you'd know what she looks like.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:33,
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TJ: I just got sent an email from "your doctor" offering me "hot meds". This would be very funny if you'd know what she looks like.
a spiffing morning what what
I have to go out and vote for a new government, but it's absolutely piss pouring
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:23,
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I have to go out and vote for a new government, but it's absolutely piss pouring
hehe that be rather woo that be!
It's the complete and utter fishy smugness that does it
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:24,
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Its not MY phone company.....!
But it does have a quo wanna be on!
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:59,
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teh quo!!
teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!
ARGGGGGGGG!
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:57,
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ARGGGGGGGG!
quo quo,
quo quo quo quo, quo quo quo quo, quo quo, theres a quo limit.
And it has been exceeded multiple times in this instance!
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:11,
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And it has been exceeded multiple times in this instance!
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