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# noel gallagher in 'pre-album-release' controvesy SHOCKER!

what a fucking surprise!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:44, archived)
# he's right though
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# I'd listen to him more
if oasis weren't such a pile of Wank.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# True and Truer...
They am the New Quo.. It be truist
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# hmmmm.... the only song(s) that the quo ripped off.... were their own!
unless i'm mistaken :D
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# ain't dat the truth
though oasis turned into self-parody too
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# True I S'pose...
But Pictures of Matchstick Men was actually quite good
*Hides*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)
# Brilliant track.
Superb riff.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:54, archived)
# Then What Happened...
*Sigh*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:54, archived)
# You're just all jealous because you werent
at the Grand Prix at Silverstone this year to see them :)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
# Dammit!!
Status Quo followed by cars going round in circles all day. Life just doesn't get much better than that.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)
# It does when you got there free as a VIP.
:)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)
# all music has its place...
quo is class for family gatherings such as weddings....
abba is good for gay bars...
steps is.......... well...... erm..... maybe not
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
# Steps is....
good for ultimate frisbee.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Steps is Good to sing at Ex Members of Steps...
As they take your Shopping to the Car for You...
(Apparently the profit they got between them, for 10 Years work was about Half Mil... and I bet they all spent that on trying to launch Solo Careers... ha!)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:59, archived)
# I'd listen to Oasis more
If he wasn't such a fucking spunkbubble
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# This too.....
I once pissed my mate off, who is a huge Oasis fan, by making him get me a ticket for them at Hyde Park, and then telling him the morning of the show that I couldn't be arsed to go, and went to the pub instead! Ha! In his face!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)
# ^ this
though I go through phases of liking Oasis, then hating them, then liking them again. It's Belle and Sebastian syndrome though, where I hate their fans far more than any music that they may have produced.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:54, archived)
# i like belle and sebastian
lovely cartoon about a dog or summat
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
# lazy line painter jane
is one of my all time fave songs ever in the whole wide world
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)
# ^this deffo!
i used to hate people who kept saying "They've sold out!" but now i've joined their troop...

Oasis are utter fuck! their best album was the fucking B-Sides one!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)
# one thing i've learned over the years is not to give a flying fuck about what people think about music that I like
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:04, archived)
# yeah but, depending on the fanbase... it can ruin your enjoyment...
... i went to see eminem in '03 and was well pissed off with all the wannabe gangstaz dat wuz smokin' blo and talkin' all roll an' shit!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:07, archived)
# I get pissed off with everybody else at every gig I EVER go to
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)
# hah. I saw Eminem and Dre at Brixton Academy in 2000
It was really good. Apart from the twunt next to me letting off smoke bombs every 10 mins
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:28, archived)
#
I like Oasis
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:54, archived)
# quiet mofaha
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
# I agree
with mofaha and emvee.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)
# That's ok
Is it because they also use dobbers? ;)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)
# arf
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:40, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I love plecos. I used to have one called Jeff, and he was the boss of all the fish.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# I got 4!
There's Mr Big Plec
Mr Medium Plec
and the 2 little Mr Little Plecs

(kids named em)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:44, archived)
# They are fantastic
Jeff was (and probably still is, he was the ex's fish really even if I did love him the mostest) about 8 inches long, and all camo print. Lovely boy.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:46, archived)
# cor!
I need to take piccies of my fishies.

as well as the plecs, I have Silver Sharks, polka dot loaches, Clown loaches, bronze catfish, a khuli loach, a gazillion guppies (inc 2 current sets of babies), sand line gobys, bumblebee gobies, platies, mollies, lampeyes, chinese paradise fish, a solitary angel, a siamese fighter, and a variety of other odds and sods

/fish blog
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# Food.
It's cychlids or nothing (although the odd snakehead is funny).

*edit: a flock of monos are great too.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# I haven't ventured down the cichlid route yet
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)
# They're funny!
It's trial and error until you get a few that can stand the sight of each other though. There's nothing sadder than a tilapia quivering in fear.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
# We had a sharky.
He ws black with a red tail. He thought he was lord of the tank but Jeff beat him up a few times, to bring him down a few pegs. Just a casual BANG with his tail accidentallyonpurpose.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# my friends red tipped shark was called Feargal
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:54, archived)
# Ours was called naughty sharky bad boy NO.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)
# I love things that happen accidentallyonpurpose
Its the best way.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)
# It is *devious*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)
# Clown loaches
are brilliant fish.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)
# mine was called edgar.
he died :(
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:46, archived)
# Did you tell him off?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:46, archived)
# no i buried him.
*sad*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:47, archived)
# You should always tell off pets when they die, in front of the other ones so they don't get any ideas.
*nods sagely*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# i shall take that under advisement.
*does so*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# ^^ this
will remember this in the future I should have made the other pets watch when we had a pony put down the other week.. Get ill and we'll do this to you.. DO YOU HEAR ME..
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# :-O
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)
# the other Mr Medium Plec died too
they are all together now though
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:47, archived)
# aw, poor mr medium plec.
i didn't realise how much i loved edgar til he was gone.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# they are in plec heaven now
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:54, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:59, archived)
# my Dad has had some albino plecs for about 10 years now
they were only meant to be small but they grew huge and had to have their own tank each
i thnk that they have both died this year though
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
# I can't stand albino fish, especially plec and catfish
they give me the creeps
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)
# they weren't albino when he bought them :¬S
they went like that about a months afterwards
apparently they are quite rare - especially the big ones
he got them for about £4 each and was offered a lot of money for them by the guy who he got them off in the first place
but they stayed in our house
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:01, archived)
# cor!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:06, archived)
# yay for Plecs
they rock!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
# I bought what I thought was a pleccy once
It turned out it was a catfish or something and it ate all my other fish - the bastard.

Oh and 'Ning' peeps.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
# Plecs are veggies
catfish aren't
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:46, archived)
# Plecs are omnivorous dude.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# and omnipresent
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# and omnipotent
They just don't want much, is all.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# mine aren't
they don't even eat bacon.

they like lettuce, cucumber and potato though
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# Nice one!
They live for fucking ages (quite happily) out of water too. I used to put mine on the coffee table and laugh at them.

*edit: have you tried them with bloodworm (gamma radiated)? They seem to like that stuff.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)
# they only tend to feed after all the others have had their nosh
so they go straight for the pleco wafers.

I occasionaly use bloodworm and other stuff, but it gets eaten up by all the carnivores first!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)
# Pleccy sounds a bit like 'speccy',
as in ZX Spectrum 48K. That was a good computer. I know nothing about fish.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:46, archived)
# mmmm rubber keys
can you get kboards like that these days?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# No.
Not really. Real computing fun died when keyboards went plastic.
What a horrible, hard-keyed world we live in now. :(
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# ^ this.
it's so wearing on the fingertips
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# I have a glow-in-the-dark rubber keyboard!
But it's shite and unreliable.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)
# my Dymo labelpoint 150 has rubber keys
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# PHWOAR
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)
# Surely some Budding Alan Sugar
Has started putting modern Hardware into 'Retro' Keyboards.. And if not.. Why not...
*Runs to the Dragons Den*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# Alan Sugar!!?
He's the bastard that *got rid* of speccy rubber funs*. Don't you remember what he did with the Spectrum +2?





*Except that the 48K+ and 128K had already de-rubbered. :(
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:54, archived)
# I only used his name so I didn't have to try and spell entrepreneur..
*Ahem*

I Had a 48k and a Plus 2A...
48k was a lot more Cuddly..

And Alan Sugar was is and ever shall be.. a Twatpie
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)
# I looked at his website the other day.
His company only sell two things; a shaver of some sort and an animated electronic Alan Sugar Apprentice doll.

It's fantastic; get a business man with nothing to sell onto a TV programme about being the apprentice of a 'powerful businessman' in order for his company to be able to actually sell a product. :)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:01, archived)
# Yeah.. On the American one.. It's Trump... Who is actually amazingly Successful...
(Despite Being a Prink)
Sugar on the other hand is mainly an Asset Stripper who runs down Companies and crashes bad Football teams...

And those Planted Contestants have to suck up and say...
Ooooh You're such an inspiration...
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:04, archived)
# Trump's no genius
I read somewhere that given the amount of money he inherited, he'd have been just as rich putting the cash in the bank at normal interest rates. Sugar, for all his faults, is a self-made man...

www.danablankenhorn.com/2006/10/the_lie_of_an_e.html
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Close enough though actually
because the fish and the computer are similar in many ways.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# I'd list some of them, but I've got to go now.
Bye.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# Send me an email with the list.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
# ning!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:47, archived)
# Using the "Change one letter for very mild amusement" rule...


*sighs*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# Nice seams, matron!

(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)
# raaaar!
me = newbie!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)
# and welcome!
now shop us a picture or we'll give you a chinese burn
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:39, archived)
# That was a nicer reply than I was expecting them to get
especially given some on the board!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:40, archived)
# dont say burn
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
# BURN, BABY, BURN
DISCO INFERNO!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# Look Out! You'll catch his neck!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# I'm working on one for funday Friday
...is that ok with you, boss?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:47, archived)
# I wait in violent anticipation
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
# this should be good
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)
# J PEASMOULD GRUNTFUTTOCK
PASS THE HAT TO H0LY_J0E
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)
# won't. My hat - I'm keeping it...
*sulks*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# TO KEEP THE HAT YOU MUST SHAME YOURSELF FURTHER
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:32, archived)
# GIVE ME ALL TEH HATS RIGHT NOWZZ
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)
# WE NEED A SHAME-OFF
THE PERSON WHO POSTS THE MOST SHAMEFUL PUN WINS THE HAT
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:34, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
# GIVE MUGATU THE HAT
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
# :O
Please make this into a poster.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:47, archived)
# Oh, I wouldn't worry too much about that...give me a couple of minutes
*Opens Photoshop, does a rubbish mash*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)
# Seamless! I love it!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# hahaha
whatever happened to this series?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# You mean like 'Sweet Trolley' - a collection of adorable trolls....?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:32, archived)
# Or 'Napkin' - One of the tiny sleep nymphs....?
© Bill Bailey
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:36, archived)
# we all got so terribly bored of it.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)
# how could that have possibly happened?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:35, archived)
# NOT REALLY!
psyche!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)
# oh you!..........
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)
# I don;t know,
i think I lacked encouragement post weekend, and then christmas came around, and the big pun off too....

www.b3ta.com/board/5417697
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)
# cor
good cocking!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:34, archived)
# Not really,
I don't think the work Aardilope has been used much over teh years :)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:35, archived)
# I try to use it at least 3.2 times a week
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:35, archived)
# Well between me and you then.
that must mean it is used at least 5.7 times a week....
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)
# *calls Oxford English Dictionary to protest*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:40, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:32, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:35, archived)
# hhahahahahahhahahahha
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)
# this ^^
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# Heh, why is it always the big burly men that want to be girlies?
NING all! Dee da diddle iddle dum, da dee da dum dee dooooo daaah.

That's ding dong merrily on high, if you don't realise. I'm feeling festive as I'm planning to trip to go and get tree and decorations.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:35, archived)
# tinsel tinsel tinsel tinsel tinsel tinsel
is one of my favourite words.
make sure you buy lots and lots of tinsel.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:36, archived)
# And one of my favourite things.
I wear it like a boa, I wrap it round my bunches.....


Ooooh, lovely. And I'm going to get one of them candle arches for the window.

First Christmas for me and Boo on our own in our little house! Yes, we will be having friends over but it's the first one that we'll be doing properly....
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:40, archived)
# I wish I could get into the festive spirit as much as some people
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:40, archived)
# *climbs onto mugatu, covers him with decorations and lovely tinsel and screams GIDDY UP RUDOLPH!!!!*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
#
covers him with decorations and lovely tinsel and screams GIDDY UP RUDOLPH!!!!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:06, archived)
# 'ning Cap'n and all
christmas already?
i think i'll begin feeling festive around December 23
since all the merchants started hitting me in the face with their christmas decorations and apparel in September
kills my mood in advance every year

but don't let yours being destroyed by mine...
i'm an unfestive asshole, really
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:47, archived)
# I don't usually get festive until much later
It's only because I've been looking at trees and decorations all morning.

First there's the not-so-small matter of MY BIRTHDAY to attend to...
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# aaaahhhh
already heard yesterday
another 8 days now, right?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# EEEEEE YES!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:59, archived)
# uhhhhhh....
quotes....
"I'm giving myself a 5/10 for this one. Might as well get some semi-praise from somewhere."

No, you befuddled fool, its shit.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:35, archived)
# Uh-oh, I think someone's jealous of my l33t skillz...

(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)
# I believe you mean
Ski11z0rz!!!!one!eleventy
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:36, archived)
#
meh
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)
#
meh
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:39, archived)
#
meh
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:40, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# I hope those apostrophes are ironic, young man.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
#
meh
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:46, archived)
# *long drawn-out sigh*
*places on top of teetering pile*

:P
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# I promise to stop*
* As truthful as Richard Nixon
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
#
you know I love it
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# cour'se they are
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
#
meh
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
# :O
Lovely!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:47, archived)
# Heh heh heh.
The big bovine slab of leopardskin, and the three bow-legged webbed rear feet.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# You know what?
It tooks ages to really fuck up the background on that one...
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)
# seamiest of all the animals
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)
# It's wrong that I quite like seamhorses, isn't it?
It's like liking...stepping in poo or something.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# I actually do love them
they make me laugh the mostest.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
# Seamshorses are the best of all things.
That is all.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:43, archived)
# hahaha
How about removing one letter?

(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)
# A new angle!
Just a small twist, and you've turned it on it's head! This'll keep me busy for weeks! Ta!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
# Donald Trump(s)
On the 390 going home last night, this came to me. I blame Metronet entirely for it.
meh
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)
# YOU MUST WEAR THE HAT OF SHAME THIS INSTANT

(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:28, archived)
# alright, alright - give it here, then...
*heads off to the naughty step*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# And in that case, you're going to hate the 'Say What You See' I've got lined up for you...
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# Oh dear god not another one :D
*fears*

/relurks
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:46, archived)
# this hat?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ignore Griffin Saver!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# GIVE HIM THE HAT
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)
# My hat!
Mmmmmm! Pork pie!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# Desmond!!!!!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)
# No,
Desmond Patrick!

/New Eastenders characters blog
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:34, archived)
# oh yeh - he's been in that recently
I for one, liked the Nigerian guy
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:36, archived)
# Geoffrey from Fresh Prince is in it now as well :)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)
# My Donald's got a '9' on 'Crazy Comb Over'...
I Win!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# I live on the 390 route
stalker
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# ....whereabouts?
North-end of the route, perchance?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)
# I am bored
so I did a quick picture of a teacher stopping a devil child from spraying graffiti on the walls of the School of Hell.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:13, archived)
# is this the devil child or the teacher
or are they all the same person?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:14, archived)
# aren't we all created in his image?
well not me obviously
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:17, archived)
#
image minge!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:17, archived)
# This is
the teacher.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:17, archived)
# So how can we see who he's stopping?
and how does he go about it?

We want answers!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# He is stopping all of you devil children.
Each and every one.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
# that's more like it
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:05, archived)
#
teacher peado!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:16, archived)
# Looks like your stereotypical geography teacher to me
(or a kiddie fiddler)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:17, archived)
# the beard is to hide the recuring bout of herpes from his one sexual encounter 10 years ago!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:18, archived)
# Des Lynam has "FUCK OFF" tattoed on his top lip
Thats why he has a mustache.

True story
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
If only!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:21, archived)
# of course this is false...
... it is a tattoo of a clitoris... whatever that is!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:22, archived)
# a clitoo of a tatoris?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:23, archived)
# I think Clematis is probably my favourite plant....
Huh?

Yeah, ok.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:26, archived)
# same thing
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:20, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:21, archived)
# Sutcliffe!
The fifth beatle.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:22, archived)
#
Sutcliffe Dorff!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Sir Mac my bitch up!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)
# Nice one!
A different source picture!

Woo!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)
# I like this
It's actually got a joke in it
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# Thanks, I try*

*sometimes
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Manic
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)
# pffft!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)
# The Polish government are planning a worldwide census of all its nationals
It will be a pole-to-pole Pole poll.


/Bob Monkhouse automatic writing blog
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:21, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# And it's his B3taday too!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:56, archived)
# cr3 off of b3ta!
nice knucklage
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:57, archived)
# blimey
nice identifying
although the b3taday was probably the giveaway
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:02, archived)
# woo!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:58, archived)
# lully
nice facial discolouration.

can we have a horde of zombie chickens please.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:58, archived)
# graaains!
graaaains!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:00, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:01, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)
# this deserves more
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh


*grins*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:14, archived)
# HA!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:16, archived)
# HA HA HA HA!
LETS GO FOR A BURGER
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:17, archived)
# thank you dudes, for saving me.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:18, archived)
# coming to a video game store near you soon
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:21, archived)
# hahaha!
now that, i'd play!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)
# *Gets out Atari ST*
*Knocks up quick game in STOS*
*Sells*
*Profits*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)
# chickens?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:02, archived)
# yes
chickens.


or zombie pigs.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)
# Hmmm
Didn't South Park do that?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)
# i dunno
does anyone still watch it?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)
# yes, its funnier than ever
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:20, archived)
# ^This^
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:21, archived)
# I think the chickens were
genetically altered by Mephisto, so they were still alive.

The Pink Eye episode was the zombie one.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:44, archived)
# brillinat as always.
woo!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:00, archived)
# This is great!
Woo!

Do you find that you imagine everyone you see as zombies now?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:01, archived)
# yes
and naked,

naked zombies, mmmmmmmmmmm
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)
# haha
There must be a term for that mental condition.

*Awaits Mitchell and Webb to do this sketch*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)
# it'll probably be done by catherine tate
along with a catch phrase.

then repeated until you are sick to the back fucking teeth of it.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)
# That Zombies...
taking a f*cking liberty! or some shit like that.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)
# i'm a fiesty zombie with the moon rising in uranus
hold on, i'll do the undead jokes.

todays special are the feeling hot, hot, hot and spicy brains...
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:14, archived)
# Alright Neville?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)
# awwwww!!!!
he has an awful spack-hand....
happy b3taday and woo to pic!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:02, archived)
# Yay.. Shamble on Dead People...
One day the discrimination will end and you will no longer be shot on sight and burned...

Zombi Rights!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:02, archived)
# this!
*shoots zombie anyway*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)
# "Actually we prefer to be Called 'People with Living Impairment"
*Also Shoots*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)
# owww...
so that's what that zombie meant with "EEEEEUUUUUHHHAAARRGH!"
*chainsaws*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:14, archived)
# soap dodger!!
:D

ha ha!
very woo
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:02, archived)
# lovely!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)
# cooool!
love these pictures

I hope you don't mind the thread jack Mr Toast but could one of you old timers please tell me which of the B3TA ladies runs the career change website?
Is it IVV?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:15, archived)
# It be the loverly Pachey
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)
# ahh of course
thankee very much
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)
# Still on this


('ning!)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:50, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:52, archived)
# Good 'ning!
Do you need to say the "good" in "good 'ning" or is the good implied?

Woo for the pic!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)
# say what you like, sunshine
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:54, archived)
# Mum?
...
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:54, archived)
# Right Guard?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:56, archived)
# Sure?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:57, archived)
# Brute!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:58, archived)
# Hi Karate!!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:58, archived)
# *smells of Brut*
/body aroma blog
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)
# It is a 'ning. That is all.
It is not up to me to determine its level of goodness.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:55, archived)
# Hehe
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)
# NIGGA, PLEASE!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:02, archived)
# spin, spin, spin the wheel of justice!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:42, archived)
# See how fast the bastard goes!
I like this.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:43, archived)
# and all the better for a Judge Nutmeg quote
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:44, archived)
# for real
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:44, archived)
# He's a terrible, terrible man!
A terrible, terrible man!
Terrible, terrible man!
Terrible, terrible man!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 22:59, archived)
# about bloody time!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:43, archived)
# Horrah!!!
society is a winner
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:43, archived)
# hahaha spin it hard!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:43, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Centrifugal him...TO DEATH!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:44, archived)
# Again!!!
Shred the cunt!!!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:45, archived)
# Superb mate
Wondered how long it'd take before the Blaine animations would appear :)

Wish Blaine would stop with the publicity seeking stunks and go back to street magic.

:D
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:45, archived)
# Is he doing something new then?
*goes to check the interweb*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:46, archived)
# I've added a link now
for YOUR convenience
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:47, archived)
# Ah.
I see. What a nob.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:48, archived)
# why? that was shit too
and relied upon camera cuts and plants (not the foliage kind)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:46, archived)
# His levitation one was particularly rubbish.
Cutting audience reaction to Balducci levitation with a shot of him being lifted by a crane. What a tosser.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:51, archived)
# Indeed
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:46, archived)
# hahahaha egg s'al ente
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:49, archived)
# Brilliant!
With a healthy dash of Woo!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:50, archived)
# hurrah!
couldn't happen to a nicer idiot

woo yay
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:51, archived)
# hahahahaha! Grand!

(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:52, archived)
# i like it
but not a lot :)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:04, archived)
# dear lord
:D
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)
# and where's the american sporting hero in the light aircraft when you need him?
woo to this.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)
# Arf!
or a radical muslim on a skatebaord.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:56, archived)
# WOO!
top kwality as always.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:54, archived)
# Now that i would watch!
Have a woo for your troubles my good man!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:57, archived)
# YES!
excellent.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:01, archived)
# Oooh
we likes this!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)
# wahey!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:13, archived)
# Comb Its Hair!
Will we never be set free?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)
# damn you beat me
i saw that and almost grabed a gun to see if i could shoot from five storys below
(, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 1:28, archived)
# woof

TheBrownHaze drew this so I animated it..
original
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:39, archived)
# thats pretty cool!
woo!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:42, archived)
# Thats brill
altough it reminds me of Fry's dog Seymore (in Futurama) sitting outside the pizza place until he dies of old age (sniff).

Edit - Had a moment of panick as I thought the stars were dead pixels at first.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:42, archived)
# blessim
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:43, archived)
# Dazed dog days.
*pokes hound with stick*
Woo.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:46, archived)
# His picture is lully
and so is this.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:49, archived)
# Nice sombrero
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:55, archived)
# thats ace


I love that
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)
# 'ning
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:34, archived)
# *biff in a bun*
ning fella :)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:34, archived)
# helloes!
how are we this fine day?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:42, archived)
# hungover and grumpy :)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:44, archived)
# go to the pub at lunchtime
;¬)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:47, archived)
# hahaaa! *biffs*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:35, archived)
# BUFF!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:40, archived)
# Buff me big boy!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
Hurrah for comedy violence!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:35, archived)
# indeed!
*gets sledgehammer*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:42, archived)
# Woo!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:36, archived)
# hah
splendid!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:41, archived)
# punch him in the arse!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:42, archived)
# nice!
me likey.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:42, archived)
# Eggert
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:32, archived)
# I guess I should have been there.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:33, archived)
# you'd have loved it
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:44, archived)
# subtle tagging.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:34, archived)
# RIS
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:35, archived)
# Batboy lives!
So does self-promoting traffic spam. Get a life, please!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:35, archived)
# from his/her profile:
"footyweb.com, laughing in the face of the B3TA anti-football culture."

so basically, a troll then.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:36, archived)
# I don't
feel laughed at.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:38, archived)
# This is one of those feetball jokes isn't it?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:35, archived)
# Not that I care, if it's a fussball thing, but...
RIS?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:40, archived)
# hahahaha!
flying in the face of popular opinion.

what would alf say?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:41, archived)
# i'd laugh more if i know who he was
or cared more about football.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:41, archived)
# I'm about to go and defecate.
It's inherently more enjoyable than looking at the drivel that you have posted, in some crude attempt at humour.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)
# this is one of the best cutting replies i've ever seen .
please can i have a similar one next time i post something. i would be honoured.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:01, archived)
# in reply to your post requesting a similar reply, all I can say to you is;

Fuck Off.


(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:14, archived)
# 5/10 could do better
haha!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:17, archived)
# ha!


you was awarded a short phrase of obnoxiousness on the basis that you hadn't posted something that was truely spacky, and it was the word grinding out of my voicebox when straining out an egg.
'fucckkkkkkk', I emitted, as a dry poo slowly evacuated my bowel.

You know the sort I'm talking about........
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Helter Skelter
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:18, archived)
# yay
CE Multimedia can provide Graphic Design services for your web, multimedia, eLearning, video or traditional media project.

Welcome, pull up a cow's arse, shop a turkey, etc

edit: tis rather RIS
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:21, archived)
# (-8
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(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:24, archived)
# *hands over credit card*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:25, archived)
# What's RIS?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:28, archived)
# This
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:29, archived)
# I'm interested
to know what RIS means too. The b3ta dictionary won't load for some reason.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:33, archived)
# Picture of the front of morrisons. lights didn't work on some letters so it said MOR---ONS
people said "RIS? i don't get it" and a legend was born.

thus ends today's class.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:36, archived)
# you owe me a blowie
b3ta.wiki.com/RIS

edit: or a thanks would be fine too
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:37, archived)
# here is the original thread
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:45, archived)
# Nice find, that man!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:45, archived)
# Bookmarked :¬D
You never know when it will come in handy
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:50, archived)
#
Would you happen to have the original HORSE IS A ALIEN thread bookmarked?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:51, archived)
# Here's the guy's website.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)
# Obvious Reuters employee
:) cheers
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:54, archived)
# A ALIEN DOG WITH A BLUE NOSE
hahahahahhahahahahaha
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:16, archived)
# It's on my other computer
unfortunately

edit: I tell a lie
www.b3ta.com/board/4457268
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:58, archived)
# woo!
*loves you long time*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)
# utterly, utterly
RIS?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:22, archived)
# this is pretty good

(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:28, archived)
# GG Allin Alda?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:59, archived)
# I see what you did there
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:04, archived)
# Shit + monitor incident
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:04, archived)
# hahahah...I think he's having an affair with this one
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:06, archived)
# aaaaaaaargh!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:07, archived)
# damn you!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:07, archived)
# have a pleasant day..... ;)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:09, archived)
# *sinks the Belgrano*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:10, archived)
# DON'T SINK THE BELGRANO
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:12, archived)
# erm, err, sorry!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:13, archived)
# THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:23, archived)
# COR!
I'd like to torpedo her! ;)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:29, archived)
# I'm off home to walk the dog on the beach
and have a few cold ones!

Cheerz all!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:13, archived)
# err, yeh, ME TOO!
*looks for dog*
*looks for beach*
*finds plenty of cold ones!*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:14, archived)
# Ta Ta!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:20, archived)
# cya SP!
have a good one!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:28, archived)
# *fwaps*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:08, archived)
# *joins in*
*maggie bukkake*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:16, archived)
# see this line....
us
------------------------------------




















you
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:19, archived)
# ^this
times seventy
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:21, archived)
# agreed
At least
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:28, archived)
# rubbish
you're embarrased because you've spulffed your pants, but there's no need to be ashamed.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:28, archived)
# nope...
i spluffed over a crude print out of this, so why should I be embarressed?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:37, archived)
# you shouldn't be
you should be proud
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:42, archived)
# *agrees*
I AM PROUD TO HAVE SPAFFED MY JELLY OVER MY COMPUTER SCREEN
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:55, archived)
# nout wrong with a bit of Maggie cream :D
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:31, archived)
# Aaaaaarggghgghh!
oneoneelevenetc.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:09, archived)
# *targets Exocet*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:10, archived)
# talk about crossed emotions...
its like watching the mother in law back over a cliff in your new car!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:12, archived)
# Couldn't have put it better. . .
Bet Dennis would've LOVED it ;)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:15, archived)
# hahahaha
is that a Dawson?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:15, archived)
# Dawson?
??
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:19, archived)
# of the Les variety
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:20, archived)
# This is
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:22, archived)
# gotcha!
thanks!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:27, archived)
# Wowzer!

(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:27, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha...
...hahahahahahaha!!!!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:29, archived)
# Naked Maggie = wrong.
Horrible, horrible...
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
How woss.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:52, archived)
# BOBFOC
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:39, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:51, archived)
# pfft
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:08, archived)
# LETS ALL DISCO!!!!!

'ning all
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:42, archived)
# 'ning!
*discos*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:43, archived)
# Now that's b3ta
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:44, archived)
# I think that says it all :D
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:44, archived)
# maybe needs some
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:45, archived)
# woo hooooo
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:47, archived)
# hehehe

dance tiem!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:48, archived)
# Repoast my new dance girl
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:49, archived)
# it's like magic
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:51, archived)
# that is spakking me out :D
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:55, archived)
# wooooo woooooo
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:56, archived)
# oh yay
sheenspacetasticical!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:58, archived)
# heheh.....he does love to shake his thang
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:01, archived)
# I do so like that one.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:00, archived)
# :)

You mean you've seen it before? *looks surprised*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:03, archived)
# Good grief
my eyes, my beautiful eyes!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:59, archived)
# *spacks*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:41, archived)
# spinney
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:50, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:51, archived)
# hehehe
(damn, run out of dancing ones....hang about)

(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:53, archived)
# Mmm
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:54, archived)
# hahahaha, classic face there
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:55, archived)
# Oooh classical

I think I've made a lot of dance pics in the past ;)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:03, archived)
# I think that was the last one I had tbh
woo to pic though :)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:05, archived)
# Shall we move on to Folk?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:08, archived)
# rap baby!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:10, archived)
# it was good to have some b3ta dance teim back again
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:09, archived)
# I sir, woulod like to see more of this fine fellow
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:11, archived)
# I was planning on doing more with crabgoat
but so far, I haven't
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:16, archived)
# I only have a couple of dancy ones left un-pea'ed

Dance Motherfuckers, Dance!!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:14, archived)
# hahaha
lovely tag there :D
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:17, archived)
# this gives me equal measures of joy & fear
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:03, archived)
# Get the fuck down!

woot woot
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:44, archived)
# *gets down*
*does back in*
*groans*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:50, archived)
# 'ning
*disco's*
*grows hunger for a crispy product from an age lost*
*dribbles*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:56, archived)
# you can still get them! I had a bag of them yesterday
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:59, archived)
# our canteen still sells them
mega vinegar flavour :D
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:00, archived)
# I've not seen them for years!
It must be a.... not seeing things kind of thing!
I now have a lunch time mission!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:03, archived)
# I only buy things pre-packed in the canteen
as anything they cooked is obviously poisoned.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:06, archived)
# haha wise move
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:08, archived)
# haha he looks like he's trying to squeeze one out
woo, and 'ning!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:58, archived)
# God Save The King
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:31, archived)
# Bring back national service!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:34, archived)
# *flees country*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:36, archived)
# Deserter!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:38, archived)
# AWOL
You can never leave the Cunty Army.

(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:43, archived)
# and hanging!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:46, archived)
# Here, here!!
The lord loves a hang'in!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:51, archived)
# I plan to
:o)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)
# There's another motherloving whale in the motherloving Thames!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:40, archived)
# Oh dear
Out of interest, if he frees himself from the gyroscope, how will he get out and avoid the spinning death encircling him?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:42, archived)
# MAGIC!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:44, archived)
# spinning death
hopefully, badly.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:44, archived)
# he won't
*shuffles tarots*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:46, archived)
# KIWF!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:44, archived)
# Fistings?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:58, archived)
# Ok!
*puts matches away*
*puts on boxing glove*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:06, archived)
# eight times per minute?
should have been eight times per second ;)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:45, archived)
# Now that I would love to see
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:45, archived)
# Ah, the git-wizard returns...
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:54, archived)
# Come one! Come all!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:46, archived)
# Choice
woo
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:49, archived)
# that is awesome
*emails to guys in office and invites*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:54, archived)
# punches hole
in ticket
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:02, archived)
# Meet Sissy, she's a dirty bad girl
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:25, archived)
# Where's Katy Holmes?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:26, archived)
# she's lifting Tom up so he can
reach the cornflakes from the kitchen cupboard
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:29, archived)
# how bulbous!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:28, archived)
# hehehehe
gnopsy gnops

TJ: I just got sent an email from "your doctor" offering me "hot meds". This would be very funny if you'd know what she looks like.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:33, archived)
# Hahahahahaha Yay for beautifuuuul laydeees
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:38, archived)
# oooooh shit....I just did a tiny wee
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:40, archived)
# and prrrretty boys!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:40, archived)
# giz a kiss
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(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:43, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:47, archived)
# bubblicious!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:43, archived)
# Might, with enough beer.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:43, archived)
# christ she's fuggers.
hehe
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:44, archived)
# a spiffing morning what what


I have to go out and vote for a new government, but it's absolutely piss pouring
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:23, archived)
# hehe that be rather woo that be!
It's the complete and utter fishy smugness that does it
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:24, archived)
# haha....v.nicely done
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:30, archived)
# yay for scrolly backgrounds
and beeezzare aminals.


(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:36, archived)
# It's like Paris-Dakar
only with less hp
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:43, archived)
# That's a bit of the alright then!
WY+H
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:38, archived)
# Its like it was designed by a b3tan!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:53, archived)
# Why am I looking at your phone company?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:54, archived)
# Its not MY phone company.....!
But it does have a quo wanna be on!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:59, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:04, archived)
# What he said ^


Good ning all!

(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:12, archived)
# I am beginning to see this in my sleep
good 'ning!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:18, archived)
# morgening!
ning! ning! ning! ning! ning! ning! ning! ning!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:19, archived)
# ning ning ning
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:36, archived)
# hmm
Bin dun me thinks
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:08, archived)
# STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:55, archived)
# teh quo!!
teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!teh quo!!


ARGGGGGGGG!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:57, archived)
# less
of this sort of thing
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:57, archived)
# ris?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:59, archived)
# quo quo,
quo quo quo quo, quo quo quo quo, quo quo, theres a quo limit.

And it has been exceeded multiple times in this instance!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 8:11, archived)

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