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# .?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:45, archived)
# what do you want, blood?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:46, archived)
# Good one
;)
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:48, archived)
# no Joddrells?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:48, archived)
# that's the 'sperm' department
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Whats the piggies dept
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 19:00, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Long time no post...
In fact, so long ago I can't remember the last time I didn't lurk here.
So have some Fun In A Bunny to make up for it:


And also, due to my childishness, I had a go with the newsletters "KNOBS NOTES" idea this morning.
Very poor effort and the cashier didn't even look at the note as she shoved it in the till.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:45, archived)
# i like this bunny
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:47, archived)
# I also like this bunny.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:51, archived)
# no
i like this bunny!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Don't worry folks
I'm sure there's enough bunny to be liked by all three of you.

If not I can put him into a wood chipper so everyone can have a bit to like?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 19:06, archived)
# ah, the wisdom of solomon
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 19:10, archived)
# Haha
that's far less subtle than any of mine
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:51, archived)
# Being a college student...
...means I had a full pencil case of highlighters and tip-ex to hand while sat round in subways.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:55, archived)
# i once knew someone
who wrote www.goatse.cx on every note that passed through his possession
[edit: sorry, didn't know it would auto-linkify it. i have disarmed it.
actually, no need. the domain is still not what it once was]
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Max?
(woo)
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Brilliant b3ta profile, btw
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 19:10, archived)
# ning, all!


fuck! is that the time?!? shite! but i just got here...

:( *whines*

i'm off then, i suppose...
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:34, archived)
# woo thats great!
bye
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:36, archived)
# Oooh, he looks a little irritated
TJ: What's the best way to get a cheap quiet PC for dicking about with linux/using as a media centre?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:37, archived)
# rob one
;-)
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:38, archived)
# i'm no expert but
if power isn't too important to you, i've heard of success with an underclocked processor/not many fans type setup
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:43, archived)
# depends on 'cheap'
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:45, archived)
# look for a pc with an ITX / Mini ITX / Nano ITX board
the're mostly passively cooled and very small
not as powerful though, 600-1000 MHz VIA processor iirc
computers.search.ebay.co.uk/ITX_Desktop-PCs_W0QQcatrefZC12QQfromZR8QQsacatZ179
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:46, archived)
# Leningrad's cast-off.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:55, archived)
# The power of imagination
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 19:43, archived)
# is that death for aliens?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:40, archived)
# nice work!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:41, archived)
# You get off to school
Young missy:P
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:41, archived)
# pfffffffft school?
i've not been in school in ages...
it's coffee i'm late for. far more important ^_-
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Coffee is the most important thing yup.
Enjoy school
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:51, archived)
# hee, he's cool.
he's also just been given the 'girlfriend seal of approval' (as was Faith).
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:47, archived)
# Have a Lazer Kitten!

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:24, archived)
# lazers!
woo!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:24, archived)
# City of heroes/villians?
woo kitty
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:26, archived)
# Looks like Boomtown to me
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:29, archived)
# One of those
Stole the background from teh nets.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:45, archived)
# Boomtown
Definitely


Gods I hate that zone!!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 19:57, archived)
# war of the worlds
kittin style
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:27, archived)
# "Slowly and fluff-eh-lee they drew their plans against us..."
Woo to kittin-created lazer carnage!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:34, archived)
# Few men even considered the possibility of fluff on other planets
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:39, archived)
# LAZERS FOR FUCKING EYES
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:31, archived)
# LASER CATS!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:35, archived)
# BAZZZZZHEWWW!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Stormwind 1939

Click for bigger (186KB)

Somehow talking about WoW and WWII and this was the result in work the next day.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:21, archived)
# Great pic... hate the game
guild wars for the winnar
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:24, archived)
# I loved Guild Wars
for about a week.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:35, archived)
# 25 copper for that!
Meh...
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:20, archived)
# animate it!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:21, archived)
# whats been changed?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:21, archived)
# have you seen dodgeball?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:25, archived)
# no
thats probably why i dont get it
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:25, archived)
# Beam us up, Scotty...
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 19:47, archived)
# sorry, couldn't resist. their real faces were scaring me
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:16, archived)
# This still going from last night then?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:17, archived)
# still would
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:17, archived)
# I think
I just followed through.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:17, archived)
# Thanks, ants.
Thants.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:18, archived)
# bumcivilian, or "brown iron"
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:19, archived)
# this
scares you less?!?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:19, archived)
# At least it's consistently scary...
I guess...
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 19:38, archived)
# He's always lurking
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:21, archived)
# wood
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:23, archived)
# mmmm
a bit disturbing...but they do look like a girl I once new...Errr
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:37, archived)
# Pob genuinely terrifies me
Who the hell thought THAT face was a good thing for children to see before bed?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 19:44, archived)
# she'll fuck you up
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:09, archived)
# we'll have nun of that here!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:10, archived)
#
this
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:15, archived)
# Would chiffon surfice?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:20, archived)
# is that
a fabricated response?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:46, archived)
# Reminds me of this...
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:11, archived)
# haha
nice
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:14, archived)
# and this:
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:16, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:40, archived)
# yes
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:26, archived)
# NUNFUCKED
is the new "Fragged"!
Woo
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:14, archived)
# And don't come back!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
First thing I see on the board today, class :D
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:02, archived)
#
Nice one!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:02, archived)
# lol!!!
thts fkng gr8!! xXx
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:07, archived)
# Aaaargh
I've just spent 3 months of researching the best way to redecorate the backpackers that I run. Colours, furniture etc.
Got the OK and at the last minute the fucking owner just said he wants to paint the whole thing magnollia!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:08, archived)
# best colour eva! FACT
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:09, archived)
# You must be such a disappointment to your family:P
And just for you...

(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:10, archived)
# Nah, the best colour is
bastard amber.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:10, archived)
# MISSION BROWN - FTW!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:13, archived)
# ultraviolent and infradead are my favourites :)

(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:13, archived)
# spearstaff brown
or gunmetal
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:17, archived)
# tramp's cum yellow
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:19, archived)
# Gah!
Why not decorate it with an interesting new colour called "hint of brain"...
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:10, archived)
# I said no magnollia:P
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:12, archived)
# did you get an SMS
from the Home Office about it?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:12, archived)
# Yeah they want to know your mobile no:P
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:27, archived)
# 3
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 19:06, archived)
# hahahaha
that's smashing
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:14, archived)
# haha woo!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:25, archived)
# damn just when i finished my version
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:00, archived)
# Whale expires on reaching homeland (Wales) Vets think died of dissapointment
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:59, archived)
# get back down that pot noodle mine
now
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Pain in the arse for atlas printers


Ok the spelling is off but it'll do
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:58, archived)
# oi!
what's just above it?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:59, archived)
# pffft
haha
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:05, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:05, archived)
# ahahaha
lol - wasn't going to go through them all! I'm not anal.. honest!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:07, archived)
# Yeah!
Fucking dyslexic racists!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:53, archived)
# Hadn't posted in a while...
'Thank God' everyone yells...

Click for big.
Took too long considering quality.

EDIT: Click to see animation.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:56, archived)
# ha glasshoppa
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:58, archived)
# I... I just don't know what to say
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:59, archived)
# you say it best
when you say nothing at all
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:00, archived)
# *rises from stool on key change*
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Looks like the special effects department
for ITV's Primevil
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:02, archived)
# mmmmmmmm
Hannah from S Club

in her pants

mmmmmmm
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:05, archived)
# they love the snow
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:50, archived)
# broken
edit: fixed
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Another version

of this from last night.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Woo
When you sat this is from last night. Was she giving that same steely gaze?

Oh and 'ning all.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:48, archived)
# These are fab.
I love the eyes especially.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:48, archived)
# That is vere nice
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:49, archived)
# just look at the patination on that.
and woo to the green eyed lady.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:51, archived)
# This is still one of the best woos in a while!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:42, archived)
#

(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:53, archived)
# more dom-viol!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:46, archived)
# that'll learn 'im
hahaha!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:49, archived)
# that looks like Nigel Havers(?)
i know who i mean
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:04, archived)
# dont know who he is....
i half-inched the saucepic of Stile!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:15, archived)
# there are many ways to say i love you
thank fuck theres only one way to say get the hell out of my life bitch
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:24, archived)
# thats the one!
you're not the filth are you?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 19:08, archived)
# This is me
At my creative peak.
yes i know it's all bindun before
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:40, archived)
# You misspelled b3ta!
Very Woo
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:41, archived)
# it is b3ta!!
in fridge form

i like it
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Were you meaning to post that on
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:44, archived)
# If you find any numbers
In the fridge game, let me know
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:45, archived)
# put the "E"
backwards.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Rotate the E
upside down
edit- cunning person mindpiss
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:46, archived)
# It's a internet flash thingy
you can't rotate the numbers
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:51, archived)
# That's the spirit
Get those fuckers told. :)
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:53, archived)
# that's what graphics apps are for...
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:14, archived)
# Changing the world for the better
hahahahahaha now that's the polar opposite of b3ta
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:45, archived)
# is any wonder i get confused when you refer to this site as beta
this is b3ta not beta,
that's beta not this.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:46, archived)
# yeh right!
Purchasing BETA.COM

We receive several requests to purchase BETA.COM on a daily basis. Most offer $20, or expect us to give up the domain because they want to do "something special" with it.

Despite the bland public facing, the domain is in fact well used, and there is very little desire to get rid of it. The criteria that has been selected is that we will consider selling only if the price is sufficiently high as to meet many of our project goals - we currently believe this to be between two million and three million US dollars.

If you feel you can make this offer, please submit your proposal via US mail to our administrative contact listed in the WHOIS database at com.whois-servers.net.

Email requests or offers of sharing the domain will not be entertained.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:55, archived)
#
That should be 'criterion'

/pedant mode
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:00, archived)
# :D
"There are 23 unlogged users and 0 registered users online."
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 18:03, archived)
# needs more pissflaps
otherwise, WOO!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:47, archived)
# I'd prefer
to see whats inside the fridge ;)
Signed,
Beer Monster
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Ha!
Look how clever my 1-year-old (yesterday) niece is:
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:58, archived)
# Hehe
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 19:06, archived)
# No Tadpole, No Cry
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:38, archived)
# IRIE!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:43, archived)
# The Phantom Flan Flinger Flings hisfinal flan before being flung into the pit of the Sarlac!!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:37, archived)
# Hehehe, can i have a link to the others/original (there may be more)
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:39, archived)
# yes you could....
....if I knew how to do it....
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Find the other... link it...
It had jabba the hutt in it
edit: www.b3ta.com/board/6943648
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Yep thats it
also other stuff about Carrie Fisher and Maggie Philbin being related and some piccies of Sally James......Hands up all those who dreamt of Sally last nite???
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:43, archived)
# umm... ris?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Diversification, that's the name of the game....
!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:27, archived)
# erm... tetris
(is the name of a game)

woo yay
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:30, archived)
# no, no and NO!
tetris was last week. get with the program
sheesh!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:31, archived)
# + KEBAB!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:32, archived)
# *skewers*
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Some people, eh?
;)
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:32, archived)
# erm... I'm in a different time zone
it's still last week here
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Woo! that means I get paid again!!!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:34, archived)
# eww
that would mean i have to pay rent again
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:35, archived)
# yes - but this time you have to pay rent Bratnuvian Wooden Krnuts
the weakest imaginary currency on the exchange market!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:37, archived)
# but still stronger than the US $
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:44, archived)
# yes - but this time you get paid in Bratnuvian Wooden Krnuts
the weakest imaginary currency on the exchange market!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:36, archived)
#

b3ta.com/board/6947543

(ninja'd for her pleasure)
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:45, archived)
# hey, cut him some slab

(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:34, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:34, archived)
# why does this make me larf.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:40, archived)

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