that is one cool party plesiosaurusand a good 'ning all!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:21,
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Yes please!Beer and nibbles!
(
DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:23,
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*drops ticket into ocean*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....................
(
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:36,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: If Ads Told The Truth"){kind=small}
Whatever you rely on....just remember,...... 'cos its true.........
Simple and trueIt's a goodun!
( DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:18,
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"May not function when exposed to:"-Sand
-Water
-High Temperatures
-Low Temperatures
-High Pressure systems
-Incredibly Camp people
-Air
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:19,
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-Water
-High Temperatures
-Low Temperatures
-High Pressure systems
-Incredibly Camp people
-Air
It did occur to me DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:24,
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HehThat was the L96A1 single shot version. I hated it when they kept repeatedly jamming when firing live rounds...
(
drunkenoaf,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:53,
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Only jammed on me once When I was a younger 'un, I didn't cock it hard enough and I didn't whack the magazine in securely enough. End result is that I sorta lodged a round in the mechanism, all it needed was a good whack.
The only time the Cadet GPs jam is when the cadets don't clean them properly or aren't brutal enough with it for their size. Also, all the regulars I've talked to about it said that they're now happy with the A2.
But our soldiers oughtn't be getting fucked like that in the first place. Britain goes everywhere the US does, we've got less man-power and less of decent equipment... and the septics are overstretched...
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:00,
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The only time the Cadet GPs jam is when the cadets don't clean them properly or aren't brutal enough with it for their size. Also, all the regulars I've talked to about it said that they're now happy with the A2.
But our soldiers oughtn't be getting fucked like that in the first place. Britain goes everywhere the US does, we've got less man-power and less of decent equipment... and the septics are overstretched...
It's a bloody good weaponit just requires more maintenance than most.
The sad truth is that it's the fucking squaddies that are too lazy to clean the cunting thing properly that are the problem, not the excellent assault rifle.
(The sad truth is that it's the fucking squaddies that are too lazy to clean the cunting thing properly that are the problem, not the excellent assault rifle.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:40,
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my guess isthat when you're pinned down in the middle of the desert by a bunch of insurgents and you're feeling a bit fucked, that popping out a little brush and dusting down the SA80 is the last thing on your mind.
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:50,
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oh do calm down.It's a fair weapon now but you know as well as I do you only had to look at the first examples and they would jam.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:50,
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Seeing as it's "bad Friday"Here's a fucking awful, self-indulgent, badly optimised vector of ME!
In other news, that Dan Le Sac song's a bit good, innit?
(In other news, that Dan Le Sac song's a bit good, innit?
DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:04,
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I imagine you to be making a"hello ladies" clicking sound whilst pointing
(
Hankster,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:07,
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I actually wasthat's my Uber-Smouldering lookTM for the pull!
( DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:09,
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is it a wig?or just the angle it was taken?
or was it something I said?
(or was it something I said?
pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:09,
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Horrible anglethat's SmileOnTheTiles for you!
( DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:10,
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no,that's the 'peessed and can't focus, let alone find my own groin to do a michael jackson impression, to impress the bird taking the photo, so I'll just do that tik-tik pretend gun action. coz that's cool innit?' pose.
simple as that.
(simple as that.
pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:14,
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It was a fat cunt with a tacheprobably you.
EDIT: speaking of peessed, you appear to be pissed as you replied to possibly the wrong thread.
(EDIT: speaking of peessed, you appear to be pissed as you replied to possibly the wrong thread.
DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:15,
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nope, didn't reply to the wrong oneand was being cheerful and jovial while i typed.
miseryguts
(miseryguts
pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:20,
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Ah wellI just wanted to call someone a cunt.
( DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:21,
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i am a cuntyou are what you eat
( pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:28,
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You should date thinner girls theneh?
( DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:28,
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now who isn't making any sense? YOU!AND...
if we're being pedantic, I don't need to date, been with the same lovely lady for 14 yrs (today) and have been married to her for 13 yrs. so i don't need to date.
but if i DID, I wouldn't be so shallow as not to date the fat ones, because, 7 times out of ten, they are better than the anorexic ones.
(if we're being pedantic, I don't need to date, been with the same lovely lady for 14 yrs (today) and have been married to her for 13 yrs. so i don't need to date.
but if i DID, I wouldn't be so shallow as not to date the fat ones, because, 7 times out of ten, they are better than the anorexic ones.
pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:37,
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Thank you!You're too kind!
Took me bastard ages!
(Took me bastard ages!
DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:12,
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HmmmI have one in the works, but I could do.
It's all a bit tricky with working from a laptop.
IVV is the best of the lot for vectors.
(It's all a bit tricky with working from a laptop.
IVV is the best of the lot for vectors.
DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:19,
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In Vino VeritasI'll sort you out, mind.
When I get time.
I'll GAZ it you if you have a piccy.
(When I get time.
I'll GAZ it you if you have a piccy.
DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:22,
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are you going to touch that ham?:p
(
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:15,
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I want the hambut I will die, it's Good Friday, eat the meat and go to Hull!
( DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:15,
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well today...i've eaten, bacon, sausage, turkey and something that was described as "meat" on the packet...
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:34,
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You've all gone fluffty all of a suddenThis is better than the time a badly animated gif of a baby being shagged got FP'd by a drunk mod.
( DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:18,
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Er, 'fluffy all of a sudden'? I'm generally very fluffy.er, gif? baby? shagged? FP?
*backs away slowly*
(*backs away slowly*
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:20,
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Not youeveryone.
Except pickled pizza.
Also, the fp'd shagbaby was about two and a bit years ago. I remember the night because I was there.
(Except pickled pizza.
Also, the fp'd shagbaby was about two and a bit years ago. I remember the night because I was there.
DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:21,
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i am NEVER fluffy. FACTand i never fucked no baby on no frontpage guvnor. what is this thread all about? why am i not nice all of a sudden? WHAT HAVE I DONE??
*sobs into palms*
(*sobs into palms*
pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:32,
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I see you touch a lot of hambut this is quite good
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:22,
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This hamtouching is beyond meI'm not nearly gay enough for /board anymore.
( DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:23,
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*pushes back*/ac worryingly
( DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:25,
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it's dec. or ant. or whichever of them that is
plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:32,
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KM labs rocking outyay
(
hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:00,
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oooh that's topsatan should do a duet with elton john
( AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:01,
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one flawwhy have a tattoo of a leaf of that type, and play guitar without a fat one hanging out of your mouth. mmmmm.
( pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:04,
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i'm going to make some additions to it.namely a spliff, gigantic evil wings, and as pictured in the below post, a coil of wire because it makes more sense.
and of course i'm open to suggestions.
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:06,
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and of course i'm open to suggestions.
the limit is three cocks.i'll not be suggested into anything beyond that.
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:22,
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im getting a Tommy Lee vibefrom this woosome pic
(
King_Eric has been ok since,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:04,
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satan is wearing a dress! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:15,
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I like a bit of thathow does it sound?
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:25,
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I'M BAAAAAACK!! mwahahaahahaaaaaha ha
pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:53,
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whoare you?
(
the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:55,
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I'mrandom man.
superhero that you'll never expect.
boo.
(superhero that you'll never expect.
boo.
pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:56,
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bit spotty, slightly hunkybut i try to put all that behind me nowadays.
( pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:03,
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ooh thats purty Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:01,
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...From Outer Space....I just popped in to find you here,
with that Clown look upon your face.
We should have took a closer look
We should have made you leave your key
If we'd have known for just one second
you'd be back to post on here...
(with that Clown look upon your face.
We should have took a closer look
We should have made you leave your key
If we'd have known for just one second
you'd be back to post on here...
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:01,
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that. is.abso.
fookin.
lootly.
laarvely.
thank you.
x
(fookin.
lootly.
laarvely.
thank you.
x
pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:05,
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not at all, ace pic! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:28,
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even bluetooth has been provedto be more dangerous on stopping distances than drinking whilst driving.
ya know.
(ya know.
pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:55,
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Your suggestion of drinking whilst drivingis aceness! Will your defence stand up in court?
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:51,
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Of course you can use a phone in your car.What utter foolishness is this?
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:41,
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They're both shitgive me NMTB anyday
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:46,
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ninja mutant teenage bastards?
Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:47,
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that toopersonally I was waiting for someone to say "Naughty Married Taliban Bitch"
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:48,
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NMTB...naughty naked? Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:49,
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cheeky ninja Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:01,
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cheeky but certainly not fast monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:31,
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nicely done, and thankfully Lost is now picking up again, still not as good as '24' thoughcould do with a tad of optimisation though to get it nearer 50k
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:56,
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i preferredinvasion.
now there's an ABC issue.
(now there's an ABC issue.
pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:57,
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That was a good show.The blonde ones in 24 now and the coppers in Prison Break.
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:11,
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they do get aboutdon't they?
( pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:23,
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muwhahahathis is very true, well in my case any way, i like lost but think heroes is now better
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:31,
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Tehran from £19.99 one way...
the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:36,
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you can milk it the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:49,
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i've got a much better pencil-in-hand-drawn version of this i'll have to scan at some point.
Satan wears a dress! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:48,
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Fuck you Santayou fucking rotter!
EDIT: oh, Satan
(EDIT: oh, Satan
the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:57,
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well that's a bit shit isn't it(
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:40,
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i fecking told em!i fecking told em
( AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:55,
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hahahahaha i absolutely love thatperfect
( AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:55,
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I'll let John say it...(
The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:26,
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Bet you can't post three(quality lurkage)
CanonCaliber A big bore,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:49,
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they're pretty goodi ran the whole of the reading half marathon on just two weetabix for breakfast.
imagine that, 13.1 miles of running on just two of those :-) stacks of energy.
(,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 23:33,
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imagine that, 13.1 miles of running on just two of those :-) stacks of energy.
You also missedNoshell Eggmonds.
(
edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:05,
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Creme Egg is bastard spawn of shit tv presenters? monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:30,
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I wasn't surprised at all.Happens all the time to me.
(
Button Man ...a right bottom feeder.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:31,
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i knew there was summink abouteggers plays pop
( pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:59,
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Combining current challenge with the punchlines one...
Actually, I'm sure Milla smells pretty nice
Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:58,
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well I think she's lully :)
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:03,
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^This(I'm assuming someone's working on a CDC for her right now?)
( Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:05,
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yes I am(I'm assuming someone's woranking on a CDC for off to her right now?)
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:06,
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*takes the 5th*She is lully, for a skinny bird!
Woo to the pic nonetheless though
(Woo to the pic nonetheless though
Cheeky Boy! loves horses...,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:08,
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Silly Cheeky, we are not in America Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:09,
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this is the only reasonwomen wear make up and perfume
(
the.jokl @jonksson,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:10,
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Fuck yeah!speakereyes!
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:31,
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oh now that's a bit fucking goodwoo
( AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:39,
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he say yo,we say go, yo yo yo.
(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:54,
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I've not seen that mong Sir Sand Goblin around here in ages :) prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:01,
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well anyone with half a brain would know it's me. Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:02,
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draw giraffes with scarfs!! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:05,
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*steals your old username just to piss you off**runs off LOLing*
( AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:00,
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ArfA gift from the gods.
( Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:54,
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this is an excellent idea!*throws kittens out of plane*
( the.jokl @jonksson,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:57,
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It is a bitOrangey though.
( Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:55,
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I'll be your Dog Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:10,
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Is it a reference to popular culture?/autocomplete
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:57,
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I'm going to have to say RISsorry not sure on this one at all
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:59,
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You have to have been watchingAdverts in the early 80's
( Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:03,
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still don't get itwhat one in particular?
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:07,
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The cartoon kia ora drink adThat started in the cinemas and then went on the TV, I think, to promote the fact you could now get it as a concentrate rather than a premixed plastic tasting liquid.
Anyway, there was this procession of crows following a little boy who had some of the drink and claimed it was too orangey for crows and that indeed it was only for him and his dog.
The crow said he would be his dog........
(Anyway, there was this procession of crows following a little boy who had some of the drink and claimed it was too orangey for crows and that indeed it was only for him and his dog.
The crow said he would be his dog........
Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:34,
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oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohnow I get it.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:28,
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Ignore my previous unnecessarypost.
( Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:36,
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"The Romans? I shit 'em!"
Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:49,
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HahahaThis would be genuine Bob Hoskins dialogue
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:53,
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he heyou slaaag
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:54,
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fuck off back to 4chan prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:52,
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Back?Back to somewhere I don't think I've ever been anywhere near?
( davew27 hevosen kuva!,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:54,
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oh ok....just fuck off then ;D prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:55,
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Pearoast time...
Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:52,
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*shelters under concrete*Creme Eggs at terminal velocity will hurt!
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses...,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:51,
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resized for the blind :)
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:40,
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the last bus to Hull has already left.you'll have to wait until tomorrow.
also, woo.
(also, woo.
mutster101 fell over,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:41,
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Oh it says happyHe he, woo
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:42,
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if you're happy and you know it clap your hands mutster101 fell over,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:42,
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tar
jesus loves you
Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:43,
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So, all the begatting was in the old testament and all the blow jobs are in the new? Cheeky Boy! loves horses...,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:48,
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Hahaha, brilliant!a hundred new testament woos to you Sir
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses...,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:45,
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ha ha,he won't be happy that the next verse is "stamp your feet"
( the.jokl @jonksson,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:47,
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HahahahaIt's biggus dickus and his twin!
*prod's Prod for a repost*
(*prod's Prod for a repost*
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:54,
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can't find it at the mo' prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:00,
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my first proper laugh today.i thank you.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:04,
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