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# not as good as the great architect's
but meh! here u go any way :P

(anne franks drum kit Vat is dis banging noise from ze attic?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:32, archived)
# i like this very much
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:33, archived)
# how do yours eat you
that sounds horrendously filthy doesnt it

im going to woo at that, so there
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:34, archived)
# with a spatula
and a hammer
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:35, archived)
#
in that order?
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:38, archived)
# yeah, i slice it with the spatula
and then spoon the innards out with a hammer
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:39, archived)
# i am intrigued by your methods
and wish to subscribe to your newsletter
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:41, archived)
# your subscription has been added
and charged to your credit card
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:42, archived)
# with my teeth!
what the hell else
(anne franks drum kit Vat is dis banging noise from ze attic?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Tongue?
Lips?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:40, archived)
# scrotum?
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:43, archived)
# :-( I don't have a scrotum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:44, archived)
# you are missing a trick
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Said the psychic to the prostitute who was too connected to her emotions.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:46, archived)
# err
yes maybe,







shit! rumbled
(anne franks drum kit Vat is dis banging noise from ze attic?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:43, archived)
# Let's get ready to rumble!
What just wrecked the mike
what just wrecked the mike
what just wrecked the mike




















Psyche
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:47, archived)
# i just laughed hard!
and a bit of wee came out!
(anne franks drum kit Vat is dis banging noise from ze attic?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:49, archived)
# Quick, suck it back in or drink it!
You don't want to get dehydrated.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:51, archived)
# its ok
im sippin some nice port so i shall be hydrated
hic!
(anne franks drum kit Vat is dis banging noise from ze attic?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:58, archived)
# nibble top
try and get as much out of inside as possible without breaking chocolate.

Smile at the ladies. Ask them if they've ever wondered about girl love.



Obviously I've not done this since getting with Manwife, but it worked a few times.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:39, archived)
# oh my
did it suddenly get hot in here, i think i need a sit down
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:42, archived)
# You can borrow it.
Obviously if you ask about the girl love, you may just get a slap (if you're a boy, which I'm guessing you are).

The point of the exercise is showing them how dextrous your tongue is, so best not to do it if you're shit with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:44, archived)
# or have a tongue like a joint of ham


...messy
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:46, archived)
# if you have a tongue like a joint of ham I would suggest suicide and donation to the science museum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:47, archived)
# i feel like that 99% of the time
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:50, archived)
# And the other 1%
Oooooh, two pints is on.


See? I get to hate myself too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:52, archived)
# it becomes 100% if i watch 2 pints of shandy and a packet of pork scratchings
what a dreadfully shonky pile of horse toss that is
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:56, archived)
# I love it though
And pork scratchings.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:56, archived)
# i love pigs toenails
but only like the first 3....the rest of the packet becomes a chore very quickly
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:58, archived)
# Nah, better and better!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 23:01, archived)
# ^
(picitujeromanov, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:43, archived)
# HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WITH MANWIFE?
Aren't you going to bed?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Happy kurfreitag
You've surely all seen this, last year/evening



(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:45, archived)
# I love this!!!
I've seen it last year and still makes me laugh!
(maldido gringo, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:55, archived)
# saw it in
Zoo/Nuts not too long ago
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
ha ha HA!

Heh
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 23:17, archived)
# shirley
you mean


i find that german makes everything funnier

especially genocide...
(I helped save b3ta! SteelPriest, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 23:32, archived)
# You're right
loads better.

"Tut weh" is an incredibly funny phrase.
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 23:36, archived)
# can you tell me tut weh to the bakery?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 23:45, archived)
# Woo Yay Hoopla.
*clicks*
(Dante licked your nipple on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry] we tax your dreams
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:28, archived)
# haha. brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:29, archived)
# that makes me think of some kind of blue dog poo
in an unusual magnetic field

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:29, archived)
# I'm all of RIS, I'm afraid.
I think I agree with the blue dog poo in magentic field thing.

Am I being a tard? Thinking of turd?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:31, archived)
# I'm all of the agreeing
with this
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:32, archived)
# the lottery use crossed fingers
this is the middle one a boy/girl would stick in a cunt as a warmer upper
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:34, archived)
# That's not making any sense.
Ergo, I'm too stoned to comprehend things that aren't of the Johnny Red Hat style of easiness.

Sorry all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:38, archived)
# it's the lotto keeping it real
as in giving you the finger and false hopes as opposed to the shoddy way they disguise this tax now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:40, archived)
# I want the money though
So I have to play.

I'd love it. Pay off my family's mortgages, buy me and manwife a wee hoose somewhere green and chavless, and give the rest to the RSPCA and the WWF.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:43, archived)
# Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:38, archived)
# that is superb sir
superb
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 23:07, archived)
# To late to think
(Lancey Founder of USSG (Universal Serial Sex Gods), Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:16, archived)
#
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:17, archived)
# yes!
(picitujeromanov, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:20, archived)
# What?
A gif?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:19, archived)
# go back
and do it again
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:20, archived)
# *recoils*
jpeg it mate

Edit: Why do they always disappear following advice? B3ta's not that venomous!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:21, archived)
# Please stop this being.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:21, archived)
# For better things, I suggest my new cafepress shop.
I'm dead excited, I may make an extra $3 a year!

Stuff may not be showing yet though.

Edit: my neck is all neckhurtery. How's you sis?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:23, archived)
# flame?
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:22, archived)
# That am teh large
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:36, archived)
# biggah!
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 23:24, archived)
# The Life Of Brian (Blessed)
"Christ's ALIVE?!"



Click to embiggen (234KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:13, archived)
# is that HAM ?
(picitujeromanov, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:14, archived)
# whatever it is
he's touching it, HARD
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:16, archived)
# You may hate made me giggle there, Mr Meat.
Best. Name. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:25, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:29, archived)
# hate? Have.
Can't be arsed to edit now, though.

*sings* PRINCE CHARMING! PRINCE CHARMING! RIDICULE IS NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF.....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:29, archived)
# yay
that's good, I thought you were filled up with hate or something, myself I'm filled with joy as I'm about to eat a portion of lidl chicken

edit: at 22:42:30 I am now eating the chicken!
yum!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:37, archived)
# I'm going to be having a baked potato with mince and onions
Nummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:41, archived)
# sounds very nice
:D

I may partake of this myself at some point in the future
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:43, archived)
# AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:38, archived)
# *gets all excited*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:41, archived)
# *starts chanting 'Don't you ever!'*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:46, archived)
# looks like a kebab meat 'elephant leg'
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:16, archived)
# Get your genuine "One True Kebab" here...
... authentic, as used by teh Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:18, archived)
# it's how he fed the 5000
that and a few pittas
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:22, archived)
# Wouldn't have liked to have been the toilet cleaner the day after....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:32, archived)
# That's actually quite a quality bit of shoppery that
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:22, archived)
# ^This
(Cheers!)
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:27, archived)
# HAM!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:42, archived)
# More vectoring


Been trying to work on shading a bit more, but think i did it a bit too subtly.
(I helped save b3ta! handd The World Will End On, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:06, archived)
# That's quite, quite horrifying
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:09, archived)
# ^
hahahaha what big teeth you have grandma
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:11, archived)
# someone spluffed on your vector
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:09, archived)
# ^this
(picitujeromanov, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:11, archived)
# of you wish to make
shading a little less harsh then create a selection for the shaded area and feather the selection a few pixels, them paint your shading in the selection using the opacity/pressure settings to suit. Otherwise good start, mind you it looks more like a PS tracing than an adobe illustrator vectored image to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Nah, black outlines, no awkward anchor points
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:20, archived)
# tsk,
there are never any awkward anchor points if you make the effort to adjust the handles ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:38, archived)
# Noice
The shading works, but blimey, those teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:19, archived)
# I think the black lines may be where it's all going a bit Westwood
Apart from that it's lully.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:30, archived)
# Jeannie with the Commercial Bar pants

Cool Candys, a treat for you all
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Very much the gentleman, I once offered some lass the use of my belt when I observed her jeans were halfway down her thighs in a pub in Clerkenwell
exposing her Commercial Bar pants, strangely she took offence

I think I returned to the Obituaries in the paper

Edit: Bleedin hell! Manors, WOO Duke! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:05, archived)
# pance! dirty hands - ugly woman woo!
TJ : i can't get past level 66 :( anyone wanna help?
ic1.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/054/5/3/The_Impossible_Quiz_Deluxe_by_Splapp_me_do.swf
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:05, archived)
# class!
do you still have the candys' 'mukar twist'? i somehow managed to delete it...
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:25, archived)
# Woo
and with stains! Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] You can't deny the truth in this
(i.charlius *Two Ronnies Theme*, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:59, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:01, archived)
# best with sausage and onions
(picitujeromanov, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Surely
between two pickled sardine fillets?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:37, archived)
# You made Lady Manley swear!
That's fucking ace.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:43, archived)
# we am teh rawk at yoo
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
rather close to the limit but it started out at 1.5mb. A small personal victory
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:57, archived)
# This has suddenly given me the urge to listen to UFO loudly
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:59, archived)
# hehehe
yay!! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:00, archived)
# Hello yous
I sense some post of utter depravity about to happen
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:14, archived)
# hahaha!
grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:08, archived)
# It may be 249057 bytes
but it's 249057 bytes of woo
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:10, archived)
# ace!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:25, archived)
# this is not the greatest post in the world...
etc

Nice!!! Clicks!
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:27, archived)
# It's just a tribute
to the greatest post in the world
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 23:02, archived)
# Bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:52, archived)
# ...
...
...
...
...
...

Yes, it's a Nazi bunny rabbit.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:56, archived)
# nice kitten
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Not bindun yet?
(lolwhites, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:38, archived)
# That done with tippex? :D
Not seen it done, no
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Not tippex
Just a very old mouse
(lolwhites, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:43, archived)
# I know where i want this *clicks*
as for two posts down, I know where I want that *licks*
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:39, archived)
# not like that
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:40, archived)
# hmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Might as well
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:33, archived)
# and why not
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:35, archived)
# oooo i like this
scarily true
(anne franks drum kit Vat is dis banging noise from ze attic?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:37, archived)
# Hehe
very true
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:01, archived)
# happy easter from tubgirl
you know you want it
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:26, archived)
# Arses like that shouldn't be allowed
/envy
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:30, archived)
# *does his best pervert impression*
lets compare and contrast... :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:35, archived)
# erm nsfw praps?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:30, archived)
# do
behave!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:31, archived)
# ok, it IS nsfw.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Goodness gracious!
*covers eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Katja?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:40, archived)
# yes
can you identify birds just by their arses?
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:48, archived)
# probably
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:56, archived)
# FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:43, archived)
# is that how you eat yours?
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:52, archived)
# thing is...
i recognise that "model"
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:57, archived)
# Ties in...
...with this from yesterday:

www.b3ta.com/board/7058687




Click for bigger (251KB)
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:07, archived)
# lookin' good big guy!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:14, archived)
# why iam looking at you looking at giant robot ?
(picitujeromanov, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:15, archived)
# kissy kissy
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:46, archived)
[challenge entry] What a rip off, paid over £600 and can't get a bloody picture
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
CFB
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:05, archived)
# hahahaha, good grief!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:05, archived)
# *brain leaks out of left ear*
mnnghtegrgajkfhasklj/saDSA13424
(I helped save b3ta! Tikoloshe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:06, archived)
# dear God!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:08, archived)
# haha,
excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:11, archived)
# LEMUR LEMUR LEMUR LEMUR LEMUR LEMUR LEMUR LEMUR
DOGFISH DOGFISH LEMUR LEMUR LEMUR LEMUR A RING TAILED BALL OF OPTIMISM DOGFISH LEMUR LEMUR A BARKING SEA GOD WITH FINS LEMUR LEMUR LEMUR LEMUR
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Must not drink wine.
Can't believe how long that took me.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Shhh
Took me a while too!
(psimonius has EELS!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:18, archived)
# ha ha ha
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:43, archived)
# God, that took me forever.
Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:52, archived)
# genius!
great stuff, fp it now!
(I helped save b3ta! TheDiscoKing is the train station, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Brilliant!
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Woo for you
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:39, archived)
# nice
*prints out and uses to sell tellys*

I work in Currys and this will come in handy tomorrow...
(I helped save b3ta! TheDiscoKing is the train station, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Not worthy of its own thread
And related.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:41, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:42, archived)
# Not a lot!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:02, archived)
# I think I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:02, archived)
# So what are you so afraid of?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Ford.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:13, archived)
# It's true.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:44, archived)
# That's Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Cheers chappie!
q+d as ya like tho.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:06, archived)
# I like that... Quite a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:08, archived)
# .
"
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:55, archived)
# And do you know what?
She didn't.

/Derek and Clive blog
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Dolly,
get a fucking polaroid of that!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Ning Zoot, old chap.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:44, archived)
# ..


The Cadbury's Creme Egg Cinema Collection:
Star Trek
Spiderman
Alien
Star Wars
Raiders of the Lost Egg
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:55, archived)
# But it's only April?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:55, archived)
# I have to go watch a film, so, in the absence of a patsy,
They're his May tricks.

Bee Dumb Tasche.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:01, archived)
# "It was as if tumbleweed suddenly cried out in terror and was suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened".
'ning sir!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:07, archived)
# HAHAHA!
eggsellent :P :D
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:56, archived)
# That does make me laugh!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:56, archived)
# EAT DEM EAT DEM EAT DEM!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:59, archived)
# woo
mind if i jump on this bandwagon i have a idea in my brain pea?
(anne franks drum kit Vat is dis banging noise from ze attic?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:04, archived)
# go for it sir,
although mitts off any lord of the rings tie ins, cos that's my next one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:06, archived)
# my mitts
are off
(anne franks drum kit Vat is dis banging noise from ze attic?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:19, archived)
# wonderful stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:10, archived)
# mmmmm
but I prefer rolo eggs
(scum_monkey fucking hates your guts, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:26, archived)
# Best yet!
These are ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:13, archived)
[challenge entry] a shared sentiment, no doubt. probably a joke shared already, too.
(i.charlius *Two Ronnies Theme*, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:39, archived)
# It's no good if you don't do the reflection too.
I'm sorry, but I'm left cold.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:40, archived)
# that is a letdown...
sorry
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Why are you apologising for i-charlius' obvious shoddiness?
Do you FANCY him or summat? pffft! *points*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:46, archived)
# i was apologising to him,
for being not nice, but honest
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Me?
I wasn't being honest. Who the fuck would really care about the reflection?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:02, archived)
# oh go on,
bitch about the fonts too, why don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Goodness no,
I like those.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Far better than that rotten slinky S they use themselves,
the fuckers.

Is everyone happy today?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Now I understand
why some are nasty to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:53, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:57, archived)
# I think
some people crave attention/praise when they don't necessarily deserve it. I think Pedantichrist is honest about what he/she thinks about posts/people :) which is cool.

/over-opinionated blog
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:17, archived)
# You're all kinds of wrong
although I appreciate the sentiment.

I type in a tongue in cheek way, if people take it seriously then they get upset, but I figure it's the internet, so fuck, 'em.

Generally I like you if I reply, unless I am particularly vehement. If I don't like stuff I ignore it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:46, archived)
# CLASS
night. and cheers for being lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Braw!
You have won this Cool Candys classic rock song
dukeofprunes.co.uk/coolcandys/Cool%20Candys-KrylboCentral.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:46, archived)
# hahahahaha!
read a magazine and then i'm in baltimore.

edit/and they look even better than they sound.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Is that from Jimmy's music collection?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:01, archived)
# There is a Balzac Coffeeshop in Berlin
Balzac
pfft

edit: how rude! woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:47, archived)
# hahahaha
you're right! :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:58, archived)
# *chokes on pizza*
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:00, archived)
# wonderful.
tell me you didn't just make that in 10 minutes?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:00, archived)
# I did, it was a bit of a rush
as I'm watching telly at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:09, archived)
# It does.
They extract money out of you just like Scientology...
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:52, archived)
# starbucks is carp
/stating the obvious blog
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Hmm.
South Park got it right. The coffee (in general) is better than what you used to get in local cafes. When they still existed, of course. Before 2001, remember?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:58, archived)
#
i don't recall coffee shops before 2001 :( unfortunately all I can remember is Starbucks arriving :(
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:00, archived)
# for about 5 years before that
there were similar chains trying to ape starbucks, not too well
before that it was either posh independent coffee shops, crap independent coffee shops, or caffs
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Oh right
I was only a diddy person then, so probably not paying attention to coffee shops :)

(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:11, archived)
# It's true,
they are all gone.

It is very, very sad.

We have only 1 non chain in our whole city centre here.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:00, archived)
# I think
we have three or more...but then it is Cambridge :)
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Exeter won (lost?) an award for being the least original high street.
It's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:03, archived)
# I've been
to Exeter only once. Even so, I concur :P :)
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:05, archived)
# There's always room for one more
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:22, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffft
"we should go to coventry" - least used phrase ever
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:24, archived)
# what about:
Jules Verne fucked me.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:24, archived)
# i hear that
daily.

or not.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:27, archived)
# hahaha
Brilliant stuff toatsy!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:28, archived)
# it's a fookin
hit.

leamington spa. finally on the map.

give the toast the key to the city ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:24, archived)
# pah. warwick beats leam any day.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:38, archived)
# nicer castle
but even less to do
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:39, archived)
# i really can't remember that scene/line. no matter how hard i try.
this is well done though.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:24, archived)
# I understand the words
But not what this is about

But I have a spare woo, so it's all yours :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:26, archived)
# are you unaware of the film clip
or the over-priced vacuous chunk of Warwickshire that is Leamington Spa?

Cheers for the woo, it's quite tangy *nibbles*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:28, archived)
# film clip - totally unaware
Leamington Spa - know the name, but never been :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:30, archived)
# Film is the 300
lovely stuff, perfect example of stylised digital film making. And basically lots of semi naked men hacking each other up for 90 minutes.

check the trailers www.apple.com/trailers/wb/300/
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:32, archived)
# blahblahblahblah..seminakedmen..sold! :D
I've seen the film mentioned a lot but not seen anything about it... will give it a look-see.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:34, archived)
# even better now i've seen a clip.
does seem a very noisy film though.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:36, archived)
# it's well worth seeing at the flicks
beautifully done, a little shallow and the acting isn't the best ever, but possibly the best battle sequences on film
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:39, archived)
# all of this.
it's executed marvellously but the writing at some points is painful.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:43, archived)
# I concur but having said that
it was not half bad on my Plasma by way of DVD screener plus I could laze around in my pants drinking beer. Try that at your local multiplex.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:43, archived)
# is that the one with the wrong music?
(uses the Gladiator soundtrack in places)

You can never trust pirates, especially for the sound.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:46, archived)
# no, actually
it is a proper studio screener, with black and white sectors and 'property of blah blah' appearing now and again. I get a lot of screeners passed on to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:49, archived)
#
haven't been to a cinema in years, i always find the bloody volume's too damn loud, and i can't have a cuppa and a fag while i'm watching, so i tend to wait for stuff to appear on the telly and odds are i'll forget it's on and miss it.

ta for the tip.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:46, archived)
# For exactly those reasons I wait until my mate in Beijing sends me good quality DVD's from China
that cost him a dollar
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Haha, ace!
*Clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:26, archived)
# i know nothing of the film (par for the course)
other than what i've seen on here.

but this is good.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
B3ta really is a small galaxy unto itself
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:27, archived)
# thats well good!


my first ever pearoast ... be gentle
(Jonald Poor power ranger putties, they can never hug, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:29, archived)
# ha ha. ace
i used to live there. it's quite pleasant
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:29, archived)
# I'm sort of down the road
I think "pleasant" is a suitable adjective.
Along with bland, pointless and expensive
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:30, archived)
# The cinema is a bit shit
but the Indian restaurant is pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:32, archived)
# it had the best graffiti i've ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:33, archived)

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