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yawn...

I'm bored.

(Ricalicious, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:59, archived)

coor

I like this, strangely looks like someone I know

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Wiggle nom, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:10, archived)

it looks like your lionel ritchie sexdoll, that's why

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:16, archived)

snigger

all night long, etc...

(Ricalicious, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:28, archived)

Yawn

G'night.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:43, archived)

hahaha

woo!

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dannerz mm ice tea, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:44, archived)

chortle

*saves in b3ta folder*

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stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Wed 16 May 2007, 1:46, archived)

ha two sheets to the wind!

bladdered!

tanked!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:48, archived)

arf!

I'm liking this a lot

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Wiggle nom, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:58, archived)

ha ha

(Ricalicious, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:00, archived)

the gayer

G'nite b3ta peeps n co!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:03, archived)

hahah would you look at that

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:13, archived)

this is an unusual event

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:17, archived)

I love it!

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

(mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick, Wed 16 May 2007, 4:44, archived)

jwhat?

(Sutor, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:38, archived)

MAP ON A BABY?!?

*brain explodes*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:40, archived)

Wonderful

wonderful copenhagen?

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:49, archived)

i know that baby!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:15, archived)

Excellent point!

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Farmer Geddon - is on his way., Wed 16 May 2007, 9:32, archived)

I haven't gi'en you choppers a B3taMax in months.

So here's one.

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:30, archived)

hahaha awesome

not even a little bit bad?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:31, archived)

His capacity for remorse is so small,

it can barely be measured.

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:33, archived)

mine is 32.4cm

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:36, archived)

massive^

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 16 May 2007, 1:37, archived)

just for bein' back

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 16 May 2007, 1:32, archived)

We do cunt-punting in Cambridge

or maybe that is just punting...

there are a lot of cunts though...hmmm...puzzlements

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:32, archived)

welcome back!

we thought you'd been gaoled or something

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:33, archived)

Naw

Got a green card. Got a job. Got no spare time.

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:34, archived)

is it LNA teim?

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:38, archived)

howdy MarkyH welcome back to b3ta

*passes some cake*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:39, archived)

Re: "Cunt Punt"

Hahahaha

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:52, archived)

macca tiempo!!1!1!

(hazbro has no marbles since, Wed 16 May 2007, 3:09, archived)

The shy Hebridean Mountain Elephant in its natural habitat

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:21, archived)

Smokes and Daily Mirror

Woo!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:22, archived)

thats the real reason for calling

off the ten tores you know - protected environment

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SiX and his hat, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:22, archived)

fucking schools shit trips to tors

/bloody pointless duke of edinburgh blog

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:25, archived)

I agree

they didn't bother with it at the school I went to but where I work they take the grot and give them somthing to do rather than stabbing eachother

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SiX and his hat, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:28, archived)

good, i'm glad you agree

some people think it's 'character building', i say they can kiss my arse

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:30, archived)

so not danger of elephant droppings then?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:28, archived)

these are collected

and place in a small hole just outside of Plymouth. Once a year a large sea marmot comes and takes them - noone knows why - but we'll never forget the wrath of 1977 when it was decided too much effort - we lost the whole county of esster

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SiX and his hat, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:30, archived)

would that technically be a loss?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:33, archived)

I've been there.

The walk up to it is a killer. Some day I will go back and climb it, though.

I didn't see any elephants at the time - maybe they were taking a nap.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:30, archived)

Best attempted around this time of year

when the rain isn't too cold...

The view from the sheltered alcove at the base is pretty awesome too.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:43, archived)

they're tough animals!

Wooo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:35, archived)

now that's just silly

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:51, archived)

you've both nicked these pics!

from some user called

S
B
I
R
T

SBIRT!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:54, archived)

i made the clouds though

:)
i didn't notice the subtle tagging! ha ha ha

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:57, archived)

I didn't steal it

I adapted it for satirical purposes

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:01, archived)

isn't that the death star reactor from Return of the Jedi?

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 16 May 2007, 7:28, archived)

valium

my response, i really don't care but the picture amused me

yay

(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:17, archived)

You need to read the FAQ.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:18, archived)

*never ever wants one of those*

gah! baby evils!

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:18, archived)

either:

a)TOAP

b)lolzor, l00k @ this pic wot i found on ta web

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wjh31, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:18, archived)

yeah

im a pretty useless forum person object thing

(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:19, archived)

you'll get used to it

the response you get depends very much on how grumpy people are feeling at the time :P

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:20, archived)

you neednt be useless

you can still give humourous/helpfull feedback on other peoples posts if you've got no good pictures yourself

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wjh31, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:20, archived)

ahnd poont oot speling erorrs

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:21, archived)

ooo

he won't like that :P

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:22, archived)

i have never claimed to be numero uno

in spelling and/or grammer, and typo's can surely be excused?

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wjh31, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:23, archived)

today it's typos

tomorrow it's seal clubbing, and don't call me shirley

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:24, archived)

and what's wrong with seal clubbing?

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wjh31, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:26, archived)

gap toothed waste of skin slut whore bitches like Madonna wear the fur

when they forget to be popular

/save a tree blog

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:28, archived)

i wasnt being serious...

do they eat the seals? or just cull them and leave them/burn them/etc

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wjh31, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:30, archived)

who nose?

i'll bet they laugh while they're doing it and mug old ladies too

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:31, archived)

my and my girl, seal-clubbing

me and my girl, down on the ice.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:28, archived)

who the cheese

sang that?

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:30, archived)

half man half biscuit

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:30, archived)

cheese and biscuits

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:31, archived)

shirley

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:26, archived)

meanie

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:27, archived)

Meh

don't get all emo about it, just post something you've made yourself and you'll be fine :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:11, archived)

you are making a few mistakes.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:19, archived)

i'll quit

while im losing miserably

(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:20, archived)

no no no

please don't quit - well were all new once. Just draw or edit a picture, pull up a chair and forget about life as you knew it

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SiX and his hat, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:22, archived)

no,

just read the FAQ and all should be clear.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:24, archived)

spooky

it would be better if you posted stuff that you've made yourself, it'll save a few forehead veins from twitching

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:19, archived)

glass

cock

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SiX and his hat, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:21, archived)

that's not yours is it

well done :)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:22, archived)

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dannerz mm ice tea, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:25, archived)

hahaha

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:26, archived)

i love

irony

(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:27, archived)

what about dishes?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:05, archived)

my first post... woo yay

First seen 4 years ago written in a staff toilet cubicle. I have just mastered Paint. Yay.

(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:11, archived)

yay!

let's psot!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:12, archived)

haha, I actually like that.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:12, archived)

The person sitting

next to me says: 'You should have .gif-ed it, to make it more 'crisp'.

I say: pineapples apparently makes semen taste nicer - so Sainsburys - making your boyfriend taste better

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:13, archived)

I also hear that beetroot juice can make it go a little pink.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:14, archived)

an old student experiment of mine...

live of nothing but beetroot for 3 days, drink the juice.
purple wee and poo. and pink spunk.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:17, archived)

You should fucking document that.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:18, archived)

absolutely nothing else

or just lots of it?
if you think the later would work, ill give it a shot for b3ta

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wjh31, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:19, archived)

both.

you can reproduce the effect a lot uicker by ingesting lots of red and blue food colouring though.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:23, archived)

quicker and 'icker'

i should imagine

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:24, archived)

thats cheating

i shall look on the sainsburys website to check prices (for i am but a poor student) and if all goes well, i may do it

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wjh31, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:25, archived)

it all started because we overstocked prior to our failed beetroot wine project.

plus you really need unpickled beetroot for that.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:28, archived)

they do

pineapples take da salt away from tingz.
hence why served wif gammon, presumably.

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dannerz mm ice tea, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:14, archived)

apparently?

don't deny you don't frequently taste it

(jonjonjon, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:15, archived)

not pineapple flavoured

i haven't

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:16, archived)

but i dont eat much pineapple

so its still only appaently

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wjh31, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:16, archived)

fanx

i feel all warm, but yeah, im just a n00b

(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:15, archived)

s'alright

just a bit of friendly advice :) welcome to b3ta - shop a kitten, you'll never leave

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:16, archived)

that's shit

sorry but you're fucking rubbish

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:13, archived)

i wish mictoboy

were here, he'd have a right go at you now for saying that :P

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:14, archived)

and i would duly cave and be oh so sorry

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:14, archived)

i'm glad you are sorry

*glares*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:10, archived)

why are you sorry?

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:17, archived)

at least his thread has a pic in it

(horrid, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:22, archived)

i'll be charging you double bumming for that

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:28, archived)

thats a country wide sainsbury's thing

Some kid kept doing it to my advertising when I worked there, made me laugh every time.

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Bamboo Steamer, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:14, archived)

aye

Click for bigger (42KB)

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acab, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:07, archived)

Hoorah!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:08, archived)

hahaha!

how very silly.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 May 2007, 2:22, archived)

after the other tree with gadient thing a little lower down, you can have this that i just knocked up

have i wasted my time, or would you like a link to a bigger version?

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wjh31, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:06, archived)

woo

etc

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:08, archived)

FRED JACKS? Who the heck is Fred Ja......

.....ohhh! I see:

CHECK OUT MY NEW AND IMPROVED
PORTFOLIO FULL OF B3TA GOODNESS.

Now working on the captain combover element as requested!
:P
That is all

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P3L3 is not my real name., Wed 16 May 2007, 1:11, archived)

the internet

it's almost as big as space isn't it?
/discuss

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:06, archived)

shh

to the bedmobile!
dunalunadunalunaduh!

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:07, archived)

i'd really like to /talk

but this is board, sweetie

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:07, archived)

Conversation?! without pictures?! aghhh! there's nothing to woo!

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:08, archived)

^this so hard i almost farted

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:09, archived)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:07, archived)

fucking hell

i'd make a better attempt to cover my face if i was that FUCKING UGLY

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:11, archived)

This fucking ugly?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:13, archived)

stop raiding my pc for personal snaps

and porn you brute

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:16, archived)

O_o

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:22, archived)

haha :D

I am Neo!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:25, archived)

V guvax lbh unir orpbzr fbyq bs n qnl jvgu n fcbba?

Gurer vf n fnaq va gur ebnq jvgu ab cynpr bs n qrgrezvangvba! Guvf vf bppyhqrq va cnfgr jvgu fznyy bssfcevat gung unir terra cbgngb. Fhpu vf gung vg vf jura lbh xabj jung jvyy or npurvirq.

naq shpx bss.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:08, archived)

oynu oynu oynu, shaal, V whfg unq Ebg13 bcra.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:09, archived)

yip!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:10, archived)

Erpxba nalobql xabjf jung'f tbvat ba naq vf fgnyxvat guvf pbairefngvba?

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:12, archived)

gurl cebonoyl qb

naq ner ab qbhog jnaxvat bire rirel jbeq

gurer'f ab nygreangvir, V'yy unir gb glcr va nabgure frperg pbqr

.... .- .... .- ! - .... . -.-- ' .-.. .-.. -. . ...- . .-. -.-. .-. .- -.-. -.- - .... .. ... --- -. . !

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:14, archived)

N frperg pbqr rira V qba'g xabj? Irel pbireg.

gel: DzSmMFN2APO2nJRtHz90ZGZ/VRI2MJ4tLzI0qTIlYt==

onfr 64.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:16, archived)

vg jbag qrwvttyr vg!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:26, archived)

Oybbql uryy zna, vs guvf jnf JJ1 naq jr jrer treznaf, jr'q or shpxrq.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:28, archived)

svpxra mrvg!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:40, archived)

even translated that doesnt make sense

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wjh31, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:13, archived)

Z29vZA==

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:15, archived)

are we invading /board now?

I don't want to get banned so I'll just flame you

noooob

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WormuIus, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:08, archived)

Well it wasn't Richard Gere, we know that.

earlier

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:05, archived)

Fuck YOUR carpet!

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:05, archived)

NO!! YOUR CARPET!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:07, archived)

YOUR rug!

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:08, archived)

rug rug rug yer rug, gently down the rug

merrily merrily merrily merrily life is just a rug

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:09, archived)

I've just noticed I wasn't meant to write 'FUCK YOUR CARPET'

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:09, archived)

will a door mat do?

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Bamboo Steamer, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:08, archived)

what will a door mat do?

will a door mat do do do?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:10, archived)

not much, they just kind of sit there...

lazy fuckers

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Bamboo Steamer, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:12, archived)

if you must

i prefer rugs made by the hands of exquisite boys in the depths of poverty stricken India

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:10, archived)

no not slack jawed yokels in the miresome depths of swindon?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:11, archived)

i will not settle for swindon-made floor adornments!

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:13, archived)

blimey!

they are good enough for popes you know!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:25, archived)

I tried, but it pulled 'The Sleeper Hold' on me.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:07, archived)

and it's brandnew so you wouldn't want it ruined

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:08, archived)

damn!

they can be tricky

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:09, archived)

Me aged 2 in 1970

None of that wimpy "no sugar" gear back then.

(strontium190, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:52, archived)

ADHD!

Slap it!

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 16 May 2007, 0:58, archived)

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:01, archived)

typically suitable for pre-school years

click for biggy

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dannerz mm ice tea, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:44, archived)

uncanny :)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:01, archived)

this is not being appreciated enough

so have a woo yay :)

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:01, archived)

Arf!

or Argh!
or put a table cloth near it for effect.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:06, archived)

i was told to repost this.
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7188342
if not now, when?

(1.618..., Wed 16 May 2007, 0:28, archived)

it's

on the popular page you know

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rogan, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:29, archived)

no, how do you mean?
now i see, thankyou.

(1.618..., Wed 16 May 2007, 0:32, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/popular/

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:34, archived)

just, if you look here

www.b3ta.com/board/popular/
it's one of the most popular pics from yesterday.

or is this a comedy repost? I'm out of touch aren't I...

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rogan, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:37, archived)

repost thread? F U C K Y E A H !

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:38, archived)

pearoast?

meh, just peek at my profile for a load, i cant be bothered to pick one out

/plug

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wjh31, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:39, archived)

Ahaaaa!

A beer gut

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:06, archived)

reposting AND

thread deleting? Jesus, you are going to be popular. May not be Thread deleting. I'm hallucinating.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:38, archived)

thats just what god said!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:40, archived)

Please don't repost in a new thread.

It's really fucking unfriendly.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:46, archived)

Is it just me...

...or do all those Scientology knobbers remind you
of Agent Smith as well?

(AdrianJ, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:23, archived)

Hmm...

nope :D

Scientology is cool :) because it is 'wacky'

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:25, archived)

I disagree....

I couldn’t find a single decent source pic of that Tom Davis bloke, which in my mind, is categorical proof that they’re a complete bunch of cults! Hang on, there’s somebody at the door. I wonder who it could be at this time of nighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh................................

(AdrianJ, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:29, archived)

heh

also, watch out for the Jehovah's Witnesses - they come when you least expect it - like the Spanish Inquisition

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:30, archived)

nobody expects the spanish inquisition!

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TheDiscoKing is the train station, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:36, archived)

BEWARE!

the comfy chair!

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:38, archived)

Heh

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:47, archived)

Crikey

need more of this

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acab, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:57, archived)

^this

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:57, archived)

Great stuff!

topshop!

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TheDiscoKing is the train station, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:01, archived)

you know

I've never had to deal with scientologists trying to brainwash me

as that death ray xenu gave me is bloody brilliant :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:28, archived)

they used to have an office on pinfold st. in birmingham

i had to walk past it every day. they had people there inviting to in to see a short film.
they tended to get confrontational about the copy of Russell Miller's "The Bare Faced Messiah" that i was carrying to read on the train.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:50, archived)

John Sweeney is awesome

He's like a British Jack Bauer. He never goes to the toilet and can defuse nuclear bombs with his hair

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The Neville What what what, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:29, archived)

ha. noice.

I don't know, they just strike me as kind of simpletons.

who really believes that aliens stacked people against volcanoes?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:30, archived)

im guessing this is some tv thing about scientology that ive not seen?

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wjh31, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:30, archived)

possibly this

youtube.com/watch?v=okKYSSRQodQ

WARNING : MILD PERIL, SHOUTING.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:34, archived)

by the looks of it

im glad i dont have a tv

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wjh31, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:38, archived)

this /\

you know if that guy was shouting that loud at me, i'd say "sorry what? i can't hear you" or "sorry what? i wasn't listening"

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:40, archived)

that would be classic

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:47, archived)

hah

I like this!

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:31, archived)

i hate scientologists

cos they always pester me in birmingham trying to get me to do a "Stress Test"

and i'm wondering if i'm secretly participating without knowing

*wonders*

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:32, archived)

None of them have ever

pestered me, thankfully. Just smile nicely, nod, and tell them you're off to meet your good friend, "Xenu" and chuck some humans into a volcano

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The Neville What what what, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:35, archived)

any particular volcano?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:39, archived)

Pinatubo.

(AdrianJ, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:41, archived)

sounds like a pokemon

let's catch all the volcanoes!

(^.^)Y

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:44, archived)

the shield volcano Mauna Loa on Hawaii.

(post scriptum, apparently 'shield volcano' comes from the name for a volcano in Iceland called "Skjaldbreiður". that's so cool)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:46, archived)

Being pestered...

...and being in Birmingham - now that's what I call stress!

(AdrianJ, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:36, archived)

New Street.

the entrance to hell.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:51, archived)

they look like a bunch of weirdos

and quite possibly sinister ones...

...but I watched a clip of BBC breakfast(I think it was) interviewing the editor of Panarama and showing clips from the program. Panarama didn't come across well.

They're an often sensationalist program and seem to me that they are not above bending the truth occasionally, or papering over things if it suits their line. I've often seen a quick apology in passing, between programs late at night, about inaccuracies in Panorama's reporting. It's all very well 'finding a crocodile and poking it with a stick' as Sweeney himself put it, but when you're up against someone as organised as Scientologists, cover your back first.

They've really blown it here, as Scientology should be an easy target yet it's the journos who'll probably come out of it badly. What the fuck was he doing shouting at that bloke like that?

I should add that I haven't seen the Panarama program, but a quick look around the net and the flak seems to be flying in the beeb's direction rather than the other way.

Christ I've got a bit serious.

(horrid, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:50, archived)

scientology - panorama

its worth watching the program before you criticize too much. John Sweeney was trying to do an objective piece of journalism, but the scientologists were extremely evasive and many refused to be interviewed or withdrew permission afterwards (presumably on request of the church). That Tom guy frequently interrupted Sweeney, refused to follow logic, belittled him, and stalked him. Sweeney was followed round by several different people both on foot and in cars.
Seems its their policy to dig up the dirt on people who criticize them or even ask questions they don't like the sound of. As part of their "fair game" policy they slander and intimidate anybody who doesnt support them.

(Roopy all is not what it seams, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:09, archived)

yeah it seemed so

in the various clips it all looked a mess... stressful viewing.

I've read Sweeney's piece since, and someone even turned up at his wedding.

"Is it any more retarded than Jesus dieing for our sins, or buddha sitting under a tree?"
"Yes. It's way more retarded."

(horrid, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:14, archived)

tree sunsety type thingy

cfb

(Scarylion is wee'ing a lot, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:17, archived)

very sunsety!

lovely.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:19, archived)

teh nicely

i'm sitting next to someone who's a big fan of all things sunsety :)

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:19, archived)

moi?

on another note, im back on the stats page, clearly not enough revision being done by me

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wjh31, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:21, archived)

oui

re: revision - you are a naughty boy *slaps bum*

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:22, archived)

that's lully

add this woo to your collection:

Woo!^TM

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:21, archived)

a work in progress

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:04, archived)

o_O

nicely!

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:05, archived)

far too many clothes

but looks good so far

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wjh31, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:05, archived)

That's an awesome BUN!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:07, archived)

I say!

that's girly pants right?

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:10, archived)

it better be.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:24, archived)

tis somewhat brown innit

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:29, archived)

Very nice

*stares*
Edit:

(sorry)

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 16 May 2007, 0:10, archived)

*fwaps*

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:11, archived)

Did it just get sexier in here?

I think we need to break out the Colgate.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:13, archived)

yes

the last thing we want is plaque

or plague

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:14, archived)

whole lotta butt action on the board tonight!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:10, archived)

phwoar!

looking good so far, keep up the good work

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:11, archived)

very nice

I'm just taking a short break from my current project. Spent 3 hours on this up to now. Very far from finished but here is a small sneak preview seeing as you opened a wip thread.

I use cr3ation hosting. You should too!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:13, archived)

blimminy!

lookit dem stawkins!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:16, archived)

she

appears to have missed a line of hair on her leg when shaving, but otherwise wooness

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:19, archived)

pfft

that's just a line that will guide my frisket when I come to the shading layer. All that is up to now is the inking and flats layers. Just starting on shades for the background after more coffee.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:21, archived)

ah nicely :)

no shaving problems in sight then ;)

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:26, archived)

Needs more fruit gums!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:17, archived)

Tres Woo

Source? ;) :D

(Brocko, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:19, archived)

I was trying for an arse

but I think I made him look like a hairy tit.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 16 May 2007, 0:02, archived)

O_O

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:02, archived)

or a growthy penis head

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wjh31, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:03, archived)

Mars Attack!

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:03, archived)

BALLS! YEAH!

/anyone remember that on the Mega Drive?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:04, archived)

yes!

it had loads of graphics and stuff! 3D!

Plus the music was awesome too.

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TheDiscoKing is the train station, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:05, archived)

it looks

like stephen fry

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:06, archived)

HOT DAN!

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The Neville What what what, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:01, archived)

a ten year course!

that's nearly 3 months!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:02, archived)

yum milky

i and mr itshatorahbitch are mostly drinking milk and honey/maple syrup these days

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:03, archived)

haha

ace

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rogan, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:03, archived)

gah!

those fools stand outside their litle shop next to goodge street station and visually accost me with their eyes.

Cultists!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:04, archived)

Luck would have it, but I'm having none of it!

TEST MY MILKYNESS!

*is Milky Bar Kid*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:04, archived)

Nicely!~

I like your girls

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:04, archived)

haha

he got broamed. Never would have happened if he's had spybot installed.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:06, archived)

i prefer my broam filtered

for that extra smooth taste

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:08, archived)

Pah! I like mine straight off the Bark!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:10, archived)

I triple-distill my broam in a liebig condenser

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:11, archived)

is it so called

because it tells big condensed lies?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:13, archived)

But it would break itself through condensing such volatile broams

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:15, archived)

you could set up some kind of special broamasphere

in which the condensement could be closely monitored?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:16, archived)

the bisynchronous broam capacitor keeps everything in check

if you can cover the 5jigadollar price tag

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:19, archived)

I've got 37p

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:24, archived)

i've got thirtyseven pence

thirtyseven pence, do i see forty pence? thirtyseven pence thirtyseven pence thirzysevn penz, looking for forty? thirznypenz SOLD! to the ham with strobe lights in the back row!

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:41, archived)

*spazzes*

*drops on the floor*
*drools a bit*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:45, archived)

like this

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:22, archived)

wait a second,

where's the feedback relay?

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:28, archived)

Dont need it

At least, i never do when i use one.

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Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:31, archived)

christy!

that picture may blow AT ANY SECOND!

fucking get down you fools!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:31, archived)

*flees*

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:42, archived)

braw!

that's a man's mildew!

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:13, archived)

With effort and determination, he can be de-milked

Where there's a will, there's a whey.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:11, archived)

pffft!

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:13, archived)

THE BELLS!

previously

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:54, archived)

Beat it.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:55, archived)

are you suggesting what I think you're suggesting?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:56, archived)

Yeah, fuck it, why not?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:56, archived)

But I haven't got any eggs.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:58, archived)

make it vibrate!

make it vibrate!!!!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:56, archived)

*shakes fuck out of laptop*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:57, archived)

great

now you've got a fuckless laptop

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:58, archived)

Hmmm, *ponders*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:59, archived)

yeah!

do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:00, archived)

^this

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:14, archived)

8/10 on The Neville scale

But I like it anyhows

(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:56, archived)

It's an answer in illustration form, from a book I am going to make.

A book of answers in direct response to another book, A book of questions.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:02, archived)

Pfft

Terrifying.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:57, archived)

MELGE! GROAM

BRENSHAW! BRINGLES!

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The Neville What what what, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:01, archived)

BRENSHAW!?

That's how I style my hair, naturally occuring angles make it glossy!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 May 2007, 0:12, archived)

This is great

and I cannot tell you why. Care for a *clicky*?

(ttdi wishes he had come up with a better sig before, Wed 16 May 2007, 4:07, archived)

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