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# bindun?

if so probably better
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Jamie, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)
# hhaaha
made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:43, archived)
# HAM!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:44, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:45, archived)
# iS THAT
A TAMPON STUCK IN THE HAM?

/SORRY LEFT CAPS LOCK ON
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Ewww...
It's the bone isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:48, archived)
# That would be more logical than sanitary protection
Did you want your super sexy picture now?
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Before I go home on a Friday evening to an empty house?
Please... It's all I've got left to cling on to...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:52, archived)
# schlerp mlarmp schlerp mlarmp schlerp mlarmp
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:47, archived)
# you're making way too much sense today
;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:48, archived)
# disturbingly more than usual
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:49, archived)
# HAM! HAM! HAM! HAM! HAM! HAM! HAM! HAM! HAM! HAM! HAM! HAM!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:47, archived)
# That's aweful
And tittersome.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:48, archived)
# I wonrder where that was...
HAMburg?
BirmingHAM?
NotreHAM?
HAMchester?
HAMington?
Paris?

Also: Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:49, archived)
# HAM!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Sorry! Had to do one.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:39, archived)
# laughs out loud :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:43, archived)
# hahahahahaaaaaaa
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:44, archived)
# reminds me of the old joke:
Q. Why does Edward Woodward have 4 D's in his name?

A. Because otherwise he'd be Ewar Woowar :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:46, archived)
# pfft!
the old ones are always the oldest!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:47, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:47, archived)
# but what would edward woodward do?
er, or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:53, archived)
# hehe
socks am de best

Great to wank into, too.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Now try killing it you japanese fucks !


Acid for blood and sperm, so goodbye testicle aphrodisiacs.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:37, archived)
# WIN
That's so win. It's a conglomerate of my two favourite babies!

Awwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Gotta love aliens
oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:43, archived)
# they's my babies.
First time I watched Alien I could only have been about 10 or so, and when the baby burst through his chest I went 'Awwww!' and fell in love right there and then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:44, archived)
# O_O
 
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:45, archived)
# It's so cuuuuute!
Come on, admit the chestbursters are cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:45, archived)
# In a fuck you for life
type of way
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Awwww, baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:47, archived)
# it's not so much that they kill you and then burst out your chest
it's that you've got to get raped in the face first.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:49, archived)
# hhaha
this
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:50, archived)
# aaargh...kill it with hammers!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Woo
You're having a posting frenzy today.
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:39, archived)
# I know
it's something to do with having nothing to do on my day off !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:42, archived)
# Well I'm glad it's you and not someone rubbish
:)
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:48, archived)
# O.o

*sucks thumb*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:49, archived)
# Sorry Proj, didn't mean to leave you out
I just fear becoming repetative in my wooing of your sock pictures.
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:51, archived)
# hehe *smoosh* :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:55, archived)
# haha
thanks mate

PS - Prods, good stuff today mate. Socktastic
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:51, archived)
# amazing what a day off and boredom can do :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:56, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:43, archived)
# very woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Jamie, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Take off and nuke it from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:45, archived)
# That's well weird
but cool


(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:47, archived)
# This is great
what is it? it has the same hair as my lovely nan. i mean it, though, what has a giraffe tounge?
(ady909, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 18:15, archived)
# Japanese?
are you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 18:26, archived)
# I should not make things whilst drunk
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:28, archived)
# there's a crab trapped in that deer's head!
won't somebody think of the crab trapped in that deer's head?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:29, archived)
# I certainly won't
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:30, archived)
# well that's you crossed off the list then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:31, archived)
# me neither
crabs are the spawn of pan and satan. Do you enjoy seeing snakes wield cookware? Like fuck you do.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:31, archived)
# awww
they are lully
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:33, archived)
# That one reminds me of Captain Mainwaring's expression
After Sgt Wilson did something to irritate him.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:35, archived)
# When was that, then?
 
Edit: Yes! I see it now! pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:36, archived)
# Every episode of Dad's Army
Ever.

EDIT: Oh you stealth editor. Like Rupert Murdoch coated in radar absorbing lubricant.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:37, archived)
# Just after they roll downhill in a bath, eh?
No, wait... Something wrong there... Don't panic...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Now look...
Listen very carefully...I will say this, only VANCE.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Ah will take nurts.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:46, archived)
# The transforming pebble-crabs
in Pirates of the Carribbean III am the bestest.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:35, archived)
# I love crabs.
My favourite is the fiddler.
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:37, archived)
# *titters*
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Silly
I heard about a girl who got crabs in her eyelashes.
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Arg, that's not good.
I got superglue in mine once, but that was only because the doctor managed to dribble it in (she was gluing my eyebrow shut)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Are you sure it was a doctor?
Not a particularly well-prepared thief?
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:42, archived)
# No, twas a doctor.
The same doctor who poked me in the other eye when doing all this gluing, and then accused me of being drunk.

Even if I was when I came in love, that was hours ago.

(And I wasn't)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:43, archived)
# why the fuck was a doctor supergluing your eye shut?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:42, archived)
# Eyebrow.
Because a cunt punched me in the face for being in the same place as him and the force sort of burst the skin on my eyebrow.

It's why I've got this great, blazin' squad-esque scar. That people think I did on purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:45, archived)
# he gave you a great story though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:47, archived)
# I'd rather have my eyebrow back the way it was.
And no crack in my ocular socket. And no pain when I look left (the only pain that won't go away).

But can't complain, he went to prison.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:49, archived)
# hopefully for a long time
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:54, archived)
# He's out now.
I have a restraining order so if he comes near me it's straight back inside.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:59, archived)
# I once worked a summer job
at a holiday camp. All the staff caught crabs - they were rife in the bedding.

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)
# EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:46, archived)
# it was a loooooooong time ago
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:49, archived)
# Spider for me, every time...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Horseshoe crabs
'Cos they actually look like they were made out of a frozen mousse pot and some pipe cleaners.

Creationism FTW.

But by a God who watched too much Blue Peter.

(Presumably the Platypus was from a short period when his mum wasn't around and he switched to ITV).
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:43, archived)
# hah!
1980s children's ITV - for council estate kids!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:46, archived)
# "What's this rot?"
"It's called 'Your Mother Wouldn't Like It'.
"You're right. She doesn't"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:49, archived)
# What was the property price guide
that listed "% of people who watch ITV" as one of the descriptions of the area?

Made me smirk...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:52, archived)
# It was upmystreet.com
We didn't even receive ITV where I grew up we were that posh.*



*may not be entirely true
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:53, archived)
# "Here's one evolution made earlier!"
"God stop wathcing tv! It's time for your bath!"
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:46, archived)
# *Thinks of*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:32, archived)
# at last
someone with a bit of crab compassion or crabpassion as I like to call it.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:34, archived)
# thanks
for taking one for the team. we can all avoid thinking of crabs now.
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:35, archived)
# I've got
merm
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:29, archived)
# nicely done

(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:32, archived)
# *checks profile*
Good grief, a fellow sprout eater!
Ah, if only you were the correct gender.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:34, archived)
# hahaha
hahahahaha

that's the most bizarre thing I've heard this week :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Glad to be of service
*coughs and proffers palm*
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:37, archived)
# *hands over industrial sized coconut*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:48, archived)
# GRarghargharga!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:33, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Do you often play turd-marionette-piano?
Mr Neville?
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Why yes,
Yes, I do!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1YIT-HINKg
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Oh dear.
What was that guy's name?
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Tom green i think
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 18:12, archived)
# wha the
where's that from?

whaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:38, archived)
# From a movie.
Hope that helps!
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:44, archived)
# daddy would you like some sausages, daddy would you like some sausage
ha ha ha freddy got fingered
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:44, archived)
# me and my cousin laughed for about 2 hours at that scene!!!
the rest of the fillum sucks tho!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:49, archived)
# haha
It's one of the worst films I've ever seen. But I love it so.

"Backwards man, I'm the backwards man, I can walk backwards as fast as you can"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:54, archived)
# and the bit where they move his house onto that giant stick
that made me laugh too :)
edit : oh and where he gets run over by a truck
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 18:04, archived)
# and the bit with the veiny horse cock
look at me daddy i'm a farmer
(I helped save b3ta! < you, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 18:31, archived)
# Always two there are, no more, no less

[leia] [ObiwanSock] [JabbaTheSock] [ChewSockba]
[Sock3-P0] [Archi's DARN2-D2]

last one for the mo'...you'll be glad to hear :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Sock-da!
He's lully, can I keep him?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:28, archived)
# fucking wooyay!
that is your best yet. :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:29, archived)
# haha that one is really good
love the texture in the ears
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:30, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 18:12, archived)
# fantastic, great work
missed this one earlier
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 9:09, archived)
# Bit of pen and paper photoshopping

More Chemistry paper nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:22, archived)
# chemistry!
yays :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Indeeds!
Chemistry am teh woo!
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:38, archived)
# I was photoshopping
using pen and paper last night.

I drew "The Jesus Cycle" and "Man being sick on bunny" and "Bad kid hanging bunny from lightbulb".

But I tried to upload the paper to b3ta and it didn't work. :(
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Aww, they sound good
I drew a Jesusaurus Rex as well :P
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:25, archived)
# really
that is how my ears were created?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Must be - it's SCIENCE
I'm just impressed my kidneys can get up to 470K ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:26, archived)
# it is rather a self combusting temperature
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Pen and what now?
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:29, archived)
# laptop
yeah
(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 18:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Who ees eet?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:20, archived)
# eet's sebowe
edit: though admittedly it looks a bit like bridget jones woman rene zelwegger
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:21, archived)
# Oooh it does a bit.
I was thinking of someone else.

Martine McCutcheon...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:25, archived)
# normally she looks like
dharma from dharma and greg
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:29, archived)
# *bolis over*
Jenna Elfman
mmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Unfortunately she's a scientologist.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:36, archived)
# Damnable Scientologists...
they ruin everything.

Sorry, run everything, damnable Scientologists RUN everything.

I know it's the lizards really
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:38, archived)
# *is a lizard, apparently*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Really?
Tell me more...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Aren't all jews big lizards?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Hang on hang on....
Jew / Christian / Lady / Lizard

I'm struggling to keep track here...

You are a shapeshifter AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:48, archived)
# born jew
prefer being christian
look like a lady
am apparently lizard.


Better?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:50, archived)
# I understand completely.
I think you may possibly be the only Jewish Christian Lady Lizard that I know...

I'm honoured...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:56, archived)
# oh god what?
First Leah Rimini, although she's not looking too hot these days

BRING ON THE LIZARDS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:40, archived)
# In other news though
Jennifer Tilly is a semi pro poker player, so I watch her playing quite a lot.

She has a fabulous rack.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:42, archived)
# yum
www.goteborg.bostream.se/nejman/bilder/catherine_bell030.jpg (NSFW ish)

This has just reminded me of my 1990s fascination for Jeri Ryan
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Who?
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Renee Zellweger
Bridget Jones. Whatserface in Me Myself and Irene.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Oh no, I know who Renee thingy is
I meant Sebowe.
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:52, archived)
# what the shuddering
have you inserted into that poor girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:23, archived)
# ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Oui?

no skill required, but I think it looks nice...
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:17, archived)
# *wibbles* s'good that :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:19, archived)
# the Belgians were right!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:20, archived)
# When?
How?

For God's sake, don't let it out man. Can't you see the ruination it will bring us?

Quick Major Spankhurst, fetch the kittin brigade!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:22, archived)
# ARM THE KITTINS!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6747801.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Oui!
I likes it..

Symmetry is fun.. (there isn't a reason for me to post this, other than it's pretty fugly..)
(The_Boob Is addicted to Super crazy guitar maniac deluxe 2, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:24, archived)
# You are a student
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:27, archived)
# he'd have to write you a cheque for it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:32, archived)
# arf
bloody students eh.
(wish I was one again...)
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:34, archived)
# College is fun...
[£5]
(The_Boob Is addicted to Super crazy guitar maniac deluxe 2, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:38, archived)
# It is.
Until you realise that nothing you've done there is ever going to make a difference to your career path.

*kicks a can* hmph.

I'm sure you'll be fine though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:40, archived)
# While
in the longterm it might not be completely worthwhile, it's a good laugh while it lasts..
(The_Boob Is addicted to Super crazy guitar maniac deluxe 2, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:43, archived)
# you're both right
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:48, archived)
# nah
we all use internet banking and switch cards these days
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 19:13, archived)
# tip-top
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:29, archived)
# that is
a little tiptopperer than my one! how's it done?
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:32, archived)
# 97 done just another 246 to go ....
7-Shapes only, vectors all drawn on Xara Xtreme Pro by hand ...









----
FLASH SCREEN SAVER v0.1 (Alpha)
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(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)
# the bottom two are all kinds of woosome
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:13, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Top one is John Bolton
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Nice humus guess ...
but this dude is dead, and nicer, and better with words ...
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:20, archived)
# but Kurt confuses me
as he has ten shapes in his hair alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:21, archived)
# yellow shape sits on top of brown shape = 2
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:23, archived)
# that's in your world.
but I can still see ten and shan't be moved on the subject.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:24, archived)
# go have a look at
the screen saver then and you'll see 7 shapes morphing into another 7 shapes ... proof enough, m'lord!
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:28, archived)
# bloody hell.
calm yourself, I was not accusing you of anything. Just being flippant.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:30, archived)
# vector people =
touchie ... lol\z
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:37, archived)
# Kurt lol ...
And thanks for the back up HT ... you're right it is two shapes one sat ontop of the other ... tis vectorage, dontyouknow!
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:25, archived)
# No idea (I'm fick)
But I did see this:



Truly sorry.

edit: Just spotted the screensaver link - that's bloody fantastic and you should pop it onto the links board if you haven't done so already
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:26, archived)
# YAY!
Mike Harding FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:27, archived)
# not finsihed it yet
but when i do i will hopefully i'll get some newsletter action ... having said that it's about 3-4 months off yet ... still loads of these to draw
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:36, archived)
# Apprentice winner comes through

(daftbint, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:10, archived)
# this is fairly disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)
# How rare!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)
# wtflol?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:12, archived)
# wertical take foo and landing on lemurs?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:20, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:14, archived)
# what the hell is that face from?
I think I want one
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:19, archived)
# i assume
its the alan sugar alarm clock
www.techboutique.co.uk/2006/05/youre_fired.html
(snooo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 19:04, archived)
# chalk on a picture!


Click for bigger (79KB)

(psst, before the nazis start it only went near photoshop for tagging and optimising )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:07, archived)
# oo that's lovely colouring
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:09, archived)
# aceness
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:09, archived)
# nice indeedy, great work
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:10, archived)
# very nice indeed
don't forget the harmony
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Oh, You, Pretty Chitty Bang Bang!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:12, archived)
# ooh
is that real chalk then?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:20, archived)
# nope.
i'd only eat it or something.

Corel Painter.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:22, archived)
# ah
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Darn 2 - D 2
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Genius
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)
# I'd like to have human cyborg relations with that!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)
# haha. Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:06, archived)
# nice.
i thought that sock was copyrighted.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Prodigy was very kind :)
I'll stop now, it gets quite addictive shopping that sock
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:07, archived)
# maybe the sock should become the subject for next weeks compo.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:09, archived)
# please no
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:10, archived)
# ^ this ^ this ^ this ^ this ^ this ^ this ^ this ^ this ^ this ^ this ^ this ^ this ^ this ^ this ^ this ^ this ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:15, archived)
# ashally in hindsight i'm with you on that too.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:16, archived)
# if prod suggests it, I'll vote for it.
After all, we did have a compo called 'egg' so 'sock' could be feasible.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:10, archived)
# A whole week would just ruin the sock.
Fortunately Prodge wasn't offended by me merging two of his genres earlier:

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Sock was born from a b3ta comp....but I don't think it'd make a great comp

it would probably kill him off :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:17, archived)
#
Where did you get the source image? Was it a find or did you make the sock puppet?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:18, archived)
# is this it?
www.newciv.org/pic/nl/artpic/241/380/puppet.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:24, archived)
# shhh!!! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:29, archived)
# he was found on a google search
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:25, archived)
# you're right of course
i'm sorry for even making such a ridiculous suggestion.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:21, archived)
# Don't EVER let them kill him.
or ill cry.
Metaphorically.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 18:27, archived)
# hahah very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Brilliant!
In other news- best headline EVER

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/6752853.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:07, archived)
# saw that this morning, its great isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:08, archived)
# I got ever so excited for a second...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:09, archived)
# How cool would that be?!
that would be the best episode of X-Files ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:15, archived)
# God yes...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:20, archived)
# that did make me chortle...
YESTERDAY - WHEN IT WAS NEWS!
*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Ah piss off
Some of us work for a living!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:09, archived)
# hahaha
now that definitely is news!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:10, archived)
# hahahahahahaha :D

*falls over*

woo-yay-houplah-panowie
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:08, archived)
# It's too fucking addictive shopping that sock :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Quite brilliant, Arch!
I loves the pair of ya!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:14, archived)
# a pair of socks
hoppers
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:17, archived)
# haha don't I know it :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:08, archived)
# hahah
that one works really well
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:13, archived)
# hahaha brill! :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
Great work!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Wonderful as usual sir
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:21, archived)
# still love that :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:28, archived)
# This is easily the best
woo
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:01, archived)
# hahahahaha!
they'll never take us.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:03, archived)
# crikey run for the hills!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:07, archived)
# hahah
A spokesman from 4rthur was reported as saying "meh"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)
# haha!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:13, archived)
# pfffft
WTF is 4rthur?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:16, archived)
# it is, or at least was this site
www.4rthur.com/

I'm not a regular, but I understand it broke and never got fixed

it's a bit like an old folks home for b3tans
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
they may be better photoshoppers but I bet us lot could manage more violence.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:18, archived)
# and drunkeness
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:19, archived)
# *pffft*
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Bad taste.. even worse pun..
(The_Boob Is addicted to Super crazy guitar maniac deluxe 2, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:53, archived)
# *groams furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:59, archived)
# I apologise for this..
Should've put 'bindun?'... Didn't, but still, just watched the film and thought it was worth it... Wasn't..
(The_Boob Is addicted to Super crazy guitar maniac deluxe 2, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:13, archived)
# "Christ! Derek's gone apeshit!"
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:20, archived)
# The towns been taken over by intergalactic wankers!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:26, archived)
# DIIIIVVVEEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)
# This is very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)
# I'll never shit that good.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)
# you just made me laugh like a big hairy bastard sea pirate captain on his boaty
after he's got all the booty and he's all pissed up on rum!

that's how much you just made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)
# hurrah!
But has he also got a parrot?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:52, archived)
# he has every kind of piratical accopmlice animal and chicken you can imagine nestling gently upon his high seas friendly shoulders
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Yeah, because we're all big hairy bastards aren't we?!
Sexist.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Phwoarrr!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:57, archived)
# arrrrrrrrr
jim lad
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Speaking of which
Has anyone heard from Manley what he's going to call his newest young'un?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)
# vindaloo!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Haha
Are they judging him?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Yes
And soon they shall pass judgement. They will determine whether he lives, or dies, or goes through to the next round.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:53, archived)
# haha!
have this from a few months back
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:52, archived)
# pfffft
Blimey, from the same set of images too
(the ones in the newsletter)
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:52, archived)
# they've been doing the rounds.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:54, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:54, archived)
# PUT YOUR HANDS UP FOR DETROIT, PUT YOUR HANDS UP, FOR, DETROIT!
HANDS NUMBER 2! HANDS! NOT FEETS YOU FLANGEMAT!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:55, archived)
# "put your hands up Batman"
as it says in that song
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:00, archived)
# *cries*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:55, archived)
# bloody hell
often, in idle moments, I've wondered what it would be like to save all your shits up for a year and then do them all at once, at Christmas or something

and know I know
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:58, archived)
# too awsom for words
so i shall fart instead
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Your stuff is always great
well done mate.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Just a little something before I head off on hols, see y'all in a couple of weeks!
meh
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)
# subtle
happy holidays :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)
# thank 'ee
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)
# I recognise that box
As the bishop said to the actress.

(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)
# those two images are eggsactly the same nearly!
but both cracking! I shell wait for more like this, maybe there'll be a mad scramble

I'm sure there'll be plenty of yolks!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)
# *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Hello
I saw your SBWSITM pic earlier.

Very nice.

In other news, thank you for your support. :)
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:50, archived)
# he he thank you
also
no problem, hope it goes well and you make the target
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Christ!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)
# *SPANG*
well done, punny person ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:49, archived)
# S.0-CK....Oh my...Bless the maker!

[leia] [ObiwanSock] [JabbaTheSock] [ChewSockba]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Hahaha, Woo :)
Edit: Was waiting for Sock-3PO....

Then after reading below, looked again and realised it was.

Someone slap me!
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# er, I think your lucks in then
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Bleeeeeh, Friday afternoon bleary eyed :/
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)
# I had to get the crap robot out the way :)
not sure about R2d2
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)
# sock2D2 surely
isnt this sock3P0?
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Yeah it is, looked again and realised I need to go home :/
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Blah, i'm off home, good weekend folks
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:53, archived)
# silly :)


*waves bye*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:53, archived)
# crikey, that's been worked on a bit, hasn't it? :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)
# i've started on his buddy ;)
I really should stop!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)
# haha I'm glad you're doin the little bugger
this was a pain in the ass :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)
# fluent in how many forms of communication?


/ninja with heart condition
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)
# fluent in over three million languages..including Scots..ye ken?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:50, archived)
# great series!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)
# ^this!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:50, archived)
# thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:51, archived)
# the empsocker
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah.
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# pff!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:50, archived)
# I read that as "Geddy" ...
... that's what I get for hitting the Rush a bit hard.
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:11, archived)
# It is nearly the beer o'clock.
Have what the nice CNC machine made for me.



....limps off to pub after previous lynching
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# arf!
nail it to the wall
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Ouch!
(iamatree, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# now that is a productive use of your employers resources
and, people would buy it

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# It is for all of the sale - And UNIQUE!*
*May not be unique. Is possible to knock off large quantities per hour.

1. PROFITS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# yay for a quick doodle and then sitting back and watching them pop out of machines
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# so is that machine a music factory?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# It looks a bit like Bertha.
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# You can get that on DVD.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# bertha?
sorry, that was too easy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Ha bleeding ha
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)
# oh yes
it'll make sweet sweet music out of anything !
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# The what?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# CNC machining.
Your pathway to more money than I'll ever earn.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# pffft!
just been offered a job in NHS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Ahhhh.
I used to work for the NHS. Don't now though- couldn't deal with the bollocks that went on in my area.

My mum still does though- earning about 40K less than she could if she was in the private sector.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:51, archived)
# CNC
computer numerical control. Basically you put your design into the computer via a CAD program, and the CNC machine cuts it out/engraves it etc.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)
# hahahaha
If I was rich i'd have a CNC machine
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# if I was rich
I'd have something made by these chaps

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)
# hahaha!!!
3 dimensions of magenta CDC!!!! ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:53, archived)
# I _want_ one of these machines
then I can make endless shitty plastic objects just sitting on my arse

it's fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:54, archived)
# THE NEW A-TEAM

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the new A-Team!
(I helped save b3ta! Eay dot cc, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# where's amy?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Wrong, Right, Wrong, Wrong
Hannibal - Mel Gibson
Face - George Clooney
Murdoch - Jim Carey
Michael Clarke Duncan - Mr. T

although I will take this opportunity to roast:
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# oh please god, no
please tell me they aren't

please
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)
# hahah, no, not with that cast, at least ;)
it's one of those filsm that's been in 'production hell' for about 10 years or more
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# like the new Master of the Universe...
(I helped save b3ta! Eay dot cc, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# than kfuck
let's hope it stays there
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# this idea is stupid
and pointless

so I guess I'm going to look on imdb now

and then become very sad
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Gibson? really?
let me think about that one...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)
# I think he'd be ideal for it, if they ever got around to it.
now though, this thread will degenerate into one of those 'what if X played X discussions'
so I shall stop replying to this forthwith ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# but batman vs spiderman! who'd win?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# *refuses to get drawn into this*











batman
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# what if the rapper 'DMX' played Malcom X?
edit: or, even better, the improbably named actor "Xzibit" (nickname "X to the Z" :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# George Clooney is too old to be Face
Mel Gibson is too uncharismatic to be Hannibal.

And I dunno who Michael Clarke whatsit is.
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)
# huge guy from 'The Green Mile'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Green Mile?
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# The story about the lives of guards on death row leading up to the execution of a wrongly accused man who has the power of faith healing.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# faith healing?

/pachey
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Faith healing, also called divine healing or spiritual healing, is the use of spiritual means in treating disease
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# disease?

/pachey
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# A disease is an abnormal condition of an organism that impairs bodily functions.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# bodily funtions?

/pachey
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# shit!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Fuck off
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# get out more
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# too huge to play T
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# If he's too huge, then how about Gary Coleman for Mr T?
pic here
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# That guy's ripped!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Whatchotalkinbout fool?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)
# If Mel Gibson was Hannibal
they wouldn't help any jews.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# I 'aint getting on no motherfucking plane, motherfucking fool!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)
# sam jackson would be infinitely better at being baracas than larry fishburne.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Gary Coleman FTW! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# what choo talkin bout plane, foo!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Is this some new film horror
or are you just posting pictures of your favourite actors?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)
# ...
just an idea that came to my foolish mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Eay dot cc, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# phew!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Morpheus! Don't get on that plane!
Oh you are shit aren't you, SACK HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Morpheus! Morpheus! Morpheus!
(I helped save b3ta! Eay dot cc, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)
# oh my god
I just realised

they are going to fight terrorists

and save the all american americans threatened by them

oh god, it has instant sequelitis

OH MY GOD!!

I'm imagining it in me brains! make it stop!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Hannibal = Anthony Hopkins
Otherwise you've got the same choices I made when I thought of this a few years ago :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)
# and he should ride around on a huge elephant
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:28, archived)

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