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# Thanks Prod ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Socktroopers!
woo

bugger, time for a new print cartridge
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# You don't have to print out all the pictures on B3ta
You can just look at them on the screen. It'll save you paper. :)
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# he might be browsing with lynx...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# whaa...?
*cancels big yellow storage account*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Isn't that one a little short for a Socktrouper?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# darth sockious
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Sock it to those rebel scum!
Woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Nicely!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Excellent
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# These aren't the insoles
you're looking for
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# I swear one at the back
just hit his head on a door. Har!

And woo, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# hahahaha!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Haha
Fantastic TGA!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Blimey!
(ady909, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Then why the fuck did you do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Umm....
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:23, archived)
# hi
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:25, archived)
# lo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Hello
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:27, archived)
# how's it going?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# ACE
I start my new bar job tonight! Yay!

(And i've had 2 hours sleep. ugh.)

Hows you?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# not bad
are you serving behind the bar or are you providing audio visual entertainment in your own unique style?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:52, archived)
# yo
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)
# *poke*
Come try to defeat me, boy-o. I bet 100% you cant.

/undisputed queen of rock scissors paper
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)
# fire!
NOTHING BEATS FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)
# *fire extenguisers*
victory!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Haahahaha
WATER BEATS FIRE. so nyer.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# rock beats water
durr!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Yeah but water erodes rock.
erodes it right down into tiny particles. Displacement doesn't do any lasting damage.

/awaits beating up at lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# well so far you've proved yourself right
:(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)
# It was the only thing that stopped me getting beaten up at school.
That and thumb war
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# i hate you
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Hahaha, no you dont :)
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# :)
*feels better now*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# I didn't see you down there. Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# of the 4 mesages youve posted on this board
half of them have been this.


it didn't get any better this time.
(iamatree, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Have I posted that many?
And I know, no better than before... the main difference is this one took me much longer.
(ady909, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)
# why post it twice? ah, you forgot to compo it
I suggest you make use of the delete button quickly and in future just use the edit button to fix your mistakes.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:24, archived)
# or both?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Yes I forgot to compo it,
I have the brains of a me - I can't help it. Deleted the other one now, I rock!
(ady909, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)
# deleting threads causes cancer!
that's rule no.2
don't delete a thread if people have taken the trouble to post replies in it,even if they're all bad.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# why is there a delete button then?
I say delete asap always.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)
# ok smarty pants.
i would suggest it is for deleting smarty pants replies only.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Um
Why have you posted this picture twice?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Ham. Toucher.
That is all.

Edit: Actually, that's NOT all! Have seen the state of the carpet in here?
It's a disgrace - get it cleared up immediately!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:25, archived)
# do you see the edit button?
mother fucker?

EDIT!!

EDIT!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:25, archived)
# this is b3ta, in a Samuel L. Jackson stylee...
I love it.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:27, archived)
# I wish samuel l jackson was a member here
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)
# The 'ladies' from Sequential Art would be having a *very* hard time, I reckon...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)
# *heads it*
*scores*
*crows goes wild*
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)
# "wow bob, I've not seen anything like this since the randy horse incident of 1985!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)
# What edit button?
I have a power button, and a caps lock thingy
(ady909, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# between delete and reply
on every post you do

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)
# ignore, hide,delete,EDIT,reply
don't worry you'll get the hang of it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# in fact FUCK IT... hit the power button!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:51, archived)
# I hit the power button and it just turned my screenputer off
Maybe if I faxed it through next time?
Thanking you in anticipationage
(ady909, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 18:29, archived)
# Again, sorry Wiggledance:
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:34, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# I can't be the only one who saw/thought it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
You're not the only one any more
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Now do wolverine!
this post is at the top of my screen.

everyone else must be busy commenting on the ones either side of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)
# yes they are, sad that
10 for the complaints about double posts and 3 for my hard googling of Tekken characters and shopping squirrels on to them
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Vs. the evil greys
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)
# what a silly horse!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)
# I like this
and I wouldn't mess with him

in fact, I'd give him nups
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)
# blimey, nups
takes a lot to part with one's nups
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)
# KABLOOIE!
"Heihachi Mishima...is dead"



Jinpachi is a bitch to beat though, innit?

oh, and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:54, archived)
# yes on PS2, no on PSP or PS3 they made him much easier on those
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Wombats are sorely
unrepresented on here



(click for bigger)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:13, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Hello Wombat!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:20, archived)
# pff!
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Balloons for all!


Click for bigger (87KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Got any blue ones?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Well,
aren't you ungrateful!

No Balloons for you
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Sorry, have a duck. Well, you can't have him. Meet Daffy.


newest member of the family.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:16, archived)
# awwwwwwww
are you fattening him up to eat?
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:19, archived)
# He is part of my earthquake survival kit
1. Rabbit.
1. Duck.
8. Fish.
1. Rather large Cat.
1. Old cat, too leathery now for consumption.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:23, archived)
# gosh, you're a young 'un, intcha?!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:25, archived)
# groomer alert!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)
# nooooooo!!!
read the sig, man!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# awww
congrats!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)
# thanky :D
*grins*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Keep the duckling
eat the child
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)
# I like your thinking!
cheaper too
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Ah, I see
I thought you meant your son at first.
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)
# this is all far, far too cute.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)
# sorry, I'll post a goatse. Give me a sec.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
cute is good.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# mmm Nando's lemon pudding FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:19, archived)
# DUCKY
Awwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:23, archived)
# this makes dukduk happy!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Dukduk should meet my pom pom chick.
My mate made it when she was tired and he's dead deformed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)
# yay for deformed cuddly animals
:D

dukduk also speaks

he says "mwaaaaaaaaaak mwaaaaaaaaaaak mwaaaaaaaaaaaak"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)
# chickyflid doesn't speak
But he does have his beak on the SIDE of his face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)
# aww
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# He is a lully chickyflid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# I shall find all my cuddly animals
yes, I do need to get a life

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# No!
I've got loads. I'e got a panther and a fat baby penguin and a WALRUS and a fuzzy slug anda lion and a tiger and a clanger and a Dylan....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# when I get a camera that actually works I shall take a piccy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)
# oo
that fits really well with what I'm listening to
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Napalm Death?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:12, archived)
# yep
er, no

Helios cover of 'In Heaven'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:14, archived)
# are they like Napalm Death
?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:16, archived)
# haha
not at all
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Napalm Death?
I saw them over the weekend
(ady909, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:18, archived)
# :)
But red baloons mean DANGER!

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:19, archived)
# aww that is lully but sad
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:20, archived)
# He go better place now
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:21, archived)
# But he still gets to fly!
Dead bird is happy bird if he still gets to fly....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:22, archived)
# I wonder if he has a destination though...
I mean, the flying might have to end once he reaches where he's going. Then he would be sad.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Nah, he'll go to birdy heaven
where the thermals are full of seed rivers, and there's targets on top on all the buildings
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:27, archived)
# :D
See? All better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)
# \o/
I love your cute images of terror

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)
# I know. You're only human.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)
# :D
yay!

finally, now I know what I am!

ok, now to find out what humans eat
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Y'know...."stuff"
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)
# sell that to
threadless.com
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Thought of it, but I alread have plans for this one
Hopefully it'll be going all big and cut out of sheet metal, and placed onto a friends garage.

Prime location, too!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# balloohms!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)
# yay!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Littering the streets with toys, the pram rolls into London.


Nasty and crude but it's friday and I'm still at work.
(Avalanche - Purveyor of sexual deviancy since 1976, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Is that Bean?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Bean, McCabe and Whelan...
... happily crying and lying there way into London earlier this week.
(Avalanche - Purveyor of sexual deviancy since 1976, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:13, archived)
# O_o
.


pffft. I accept no responsibility for the source pic, it was emailed to me and therefore posted on here for all your pleasures. Any nazis, please form a orderly queue.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:05, archived)
# cracking
have a well deserved WOO!
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Yes indeed
cracked wide open!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:07, archived)
# aceness!
woo yay to whoever did it , but not to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:07, archived)
# so...
this pic was emailed to you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:10, archived)
#
I said, any nazis, form an orderly queue.

Yes, it was emailed to me. I am taking no responsibility for making it, shopping it, editing it or any other imagetrickery.
Neither has it been posted on here, but cos I'm nice and fluffeh I don't rip off other people work.

Have a Friday Fluffeh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:13, archived)
# I don't particularly care
I was just establishing the facts, Ma'am.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:20, archived)
# oh ffs
if it's not yours, don't fucking post it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:14, archived)
# please take a bow...
why not put it in an existing thread?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:16, archived)
#
yep, true, could have done that.
also could have traded it off as my work etc etc.

so, its on the board, to raise a laugh, which it seems to have, and my crime is I forgot a rule in the FAQ.

consider my hand well and truly slapped.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Tut tut
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Much as I like this image
This does seem more applicable...
quick-tell-the-internet.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)
# It was emailed to me too
and I assumed it was done by a B3tard although I couldn't find it on glasscock.
I was going to post it in an existing thread and ask who did it but decided I might get flamed.
You are very brave starting a new thread with this.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)
#
yes, life is full of many dangers, horrors and extreme fears. I gather them all up using the fluffeh kitten-o-vac, and hide them under rocks.*

*or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# It's good I admit...
...but it was also doing the rounds about 2 years ago :/
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:58, archived)
# ban it
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue281/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:55, archived)
# woo
bye work (not like I was doing any)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Distraction time again
cheers matey :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Whooping noises!
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:56, archived)
# \o/
best title so far
(although last week was good)
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Did Mugatu get any hate mail for that?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Only 1 complaint apparently
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Bah, how disappointing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:15, archived)
# dot dot dot dot dot
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Read the Faaaa oh Hello Rob
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:56, archived)
# meh.
i'm going home.
see you next week b3ta!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:56, archived)
# whoop!
Cheers boss
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:57, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:03, archived)
#
HAM
(Woody999, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:05, archived)
# edit that no hotlinky thing, please
ta
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Hahaha
You got pwned for hotlinking
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Thank you
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Yay
thanks for including my shapes
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Flickr links still fucked?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?

[leia] [ObiwanSock] [JabbaTheSock]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
I hadn't seen any of those! Marvelous stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)
# ohhh that'll keep your tootsies warm on a winters eve..
*jams foot up sockbaccas arse*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:48, archived)
# yay
Chewsocka
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:48, archived)
# *leaps*
*cuddles*

MINE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:48, archived)
# "i'd sooner kiss a wookie!"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:48, archived)
# In the hole?
/Somerset
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:50, archived)
# I live near Wookie hole
stone witch my rectum (that's not an order)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Hur hur
not.

*stone witches rectum*

Edit: Is it still a suicide hotspot? Or is that Cheddar Gorge?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:57, archived)
# aw not again
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:58, archived)
# When I was a kid in th 80's, clifton suspension bridge was the suicide hotspot
then they built a roof over the road which must have taken the fun out of it, "Well if I cant hit the road whats the point?"....
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:00, archived)
# I don't care what you smell
get in the sock drawer
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:49, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:49, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:50, archived)
# hahaha
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:50, archived)
# hahahaha!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Hahaha, great stuff
a new lease of life for the sock!

(any chance of an Aretha Franklin sock? You know..... SockittomeSockittomeSockittome a little respect)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:49, archived)
# hahaha :D


/jots down
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:50, archived)
# I made this last night if you didn't see it
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:51, archived)
# hahaha, great stuff! :)
missed it last night
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Marlon Brando Sock?
Mumbling from Apocalypse now
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:51, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Groundsock day?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)
# haha now that could be done.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Socks on a plane
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:55, archived)
# it was done..I just can't find it though :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:00, archived)
# The Socker Man
is this sock source easy to find?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:54, archived)
# google image for "sock puppet"
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:55, archived)
# 'Gazms
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:55, archived)
# STOP BEING SO FUCKING GOOD!
woo yay houpla panowie dibnah
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:50, archived)
# *stops being good for a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:52, archived)
# can you stop stopping?
I want more sock
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)
# ^ what he said
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Now its my time to shine!
*faintly glows for a second or two*

To hell with this...
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)
# betcha can't.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)
# *pouts*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)
# *falls off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:55, archived)
# *cries*
These are so good :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:50, archived)
# May the sock be with you
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Chewy, you're so soft!
*sniffs*
Is that... Comfort?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:01, archived)
# spam thing deleted my post
i said 'yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Dude! you've done so many of these now
they need their own Web Site

Keep em coming

WOOO!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Hurray!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Hello, I'm new. I've put some kittens on a text

Is that alright?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:44, archived)
# LIES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:45, archived)
# lol cats!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:45, archived)
# CAT lols
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:45, archived)
#
POAT!
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:45, archived)
# thought this
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)
# *loads blunderbuss*
you lined 'em up nicely!
BLAM!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooo!
*heroically urinates on ives' gunpowder rendering it unusable*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)
# *brains the kittens with stock*
ah much more satisfying.
thanks weasel!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:49, archived)
# isn't piss a component of gunpowder anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Probably, but my weasel instinct tells me that wet things can't combust
*Weasels still deny the existence of petrol
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:51, archived)
# silly weasel.....
*clips round weaselly ear*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)
#
Isn't it the fumes and vapour that causes petrol to combust

/not a chemist
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Needs more chair
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Totem Fly
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:44, archived)
# woo
very cool
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:44, archived)
# you maked
a good thing there
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Nicely!
Woo sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:46, archived)
# that's smashin' :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:46, archived)
# wow!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)
# that's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Preying Man-tits
(Mazrim, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)
# ;)
class
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Ooh! Very erect.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Poppycock! said Philosoraptor
(Mazrim, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:43, archived)
# =D "Philosaraptor"
Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:46, archived)
# This gets a Yay just for 'Philosoraptor'.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:46, archived)
# ^
and a woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:50, archived)
# ^and a hoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:52, archived)
# doesn't he know smoking kills.
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:46, archived)
# haha *click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Pun of the day!
*clickety click*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:50, archived)
# "while you're down there"
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Phwoar.
Would, were it not for the obvious.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)
# He wishes.
Thass ace that is
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Dixooooooooooooooooon!
woo! That is ace

I have the same tie as that
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:43, archived)
# uh oh
*retreats hastily*

very well done
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:43, archived)
# *slurps*
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Ahhhhhhh Keith Allen
runs away before Dixon gets here


Nicely done, fella
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Ooooohhhh!
That is giving me teh fear

Very ace!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:43, archived)
# hitman meets saturday night beaver.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Haha!

Also, Woo to the top vectoring
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:44, archived)
# pfffffft! *serves*
again, great work!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:43, archived)
# top work
for a mink...
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:43, archived)
# nice praise
for a ginge
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:45, archived)
# =)
*dies a little inside*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:46, archived)
# jimmy somerville?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:44, archived)
# brave
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:45, archived)
# NO I WILL NOT TIE YOUR SHOES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:45, archived)
# wow
thats awesome!!
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:45, archived)
# nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:45, archived)
# oo lovely shadows
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Oooooh, hello
Why did you do him twice?
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)
# He did it last night
then again before breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:49, archived)
# He loooooves him.
He's his giiiiirlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:49, archived)
# shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:01, archived)
# i like this pic
i'll do you as many times as you like
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:00, archived)
# tha's good :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Who's that big puff!
only joking Dix
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Ahh i never really enjoyed the new version of kojak
But a nice pic none the less
(Alexander Graham Smell, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Dixon isn't
teh fluffeh. he am scaring the woodgie.


aaaahhh! i yam scaryed!

*clicks*
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Woo! Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Utterly brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:54, archived)
# fucking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:10, archived)
# He's so sexy
and this vector completely does him justice!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 18:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably been done before?

(Steiner, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Nice clone work!
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# yes, but not so pointlessly massive
aim for the suggested 50k file size and people won't call you names
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# yes
Nice picture Dave, but it's really too big, KEN!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Oops
sorry - didn't realise the file limit!
(Steiner, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Oi, names!
Sort it out!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)
# And Lo, Domokun did
biteth off thy holy finger, and did shite it unto thine river while noeth persons looked on
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Nicely done :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)
# That's lovely
but a bit large. Could you optimise it to 50kb or lower please?

/fluffy today blog
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)
# fluffy eh?
*hugs*
hello me lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)
# *man-hugs*
*averts face*
Good afternoon!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:40, archived)
# why don't you look at me when we hug?!
is it because you want to pretend i'm someone else?!
*runs crying to room*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Of course.
I'd much rather be hugging Error.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:41, archived)
# fair enough.
she is all teh sexah!!
except for me missus of course...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Brillio!


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Nice one!
"And the Lord interrupted his flying orgy for a moment to create Domo-Kun!"
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)
# FUCKING MASSIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Yes sorry
Changed it now...
(Steiner, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Yet more Dave madness
Sorry all...



Previous Adventures of Dave are safely tucked away in my profile.
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# travelling preacher fanny man!
that's genius :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant

'losing'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)
# not safely enough I'd say
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)
# You are mad as a box of frogs on a chair!!!
keep em coming!

woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# I'm enjoying these!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# yeehaw!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# hahaha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
I love these, hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)
# newsletter subject line compo
what should it be this week?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)
# robs late with the newsletter again. film at 11.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)
# TEXT ON A TEXT
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)
# TOAT!
Wait...
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# sTOAT
and weasels
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# and minks \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)
# And more weasel.
Weasels are 100% fluffy cuddles
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:41, archived)
# finally! an excuse to post....
(Mickeyburns, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:54, archived)
# hahahahah :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:58, archived)
# :) cuddles
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Mmm toats
I think we've found the secret of the internets
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# toats!
leaving a trail of dripping buttery goodness in its wake
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)
# two in the Bush is
worth a bonus from the CIA
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)
# "flan and all other good things"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# CONDOLEEZA RICE GETTING HER TITS RIPPED OFF BY AN ANGRY SCOTSMAN
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# quoted "She'll nae get them back, an all!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)
# If God used yahoo groups
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# eat shit, jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Alwight at the front, don't look at the back.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# TEXT IN A NEWSLETTER!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Slamming into your inbox like a light entertainer's fist
.
(Scat Tevens, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# ^ this ftw :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Britney Spears asks fans for help with next newsletter title
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6756061.stm
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# "I promise I won't show you my muff again if you buy this album"
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# hahaha
"Does my bum look big in this rehab clinic?"
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)
# are you saying that Rob is Britney Spears?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)
# there are some uncanny similarities
the schoolgirl uniform for one
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# The ill advised shagging of Kevin Federline
(don't try and deny it)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# hahahaha
^
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# no no no
no no no no no
no no no
no no no no
yes

Though reading the article again, apparently Britney suggested "OMG is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like" for the title. I think that would be a good newsletter title instead ;)
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# have you not seen the pics of rob getting out of a limo

christy! it took 73 gallons of mind bleach to get the image off my retinas
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)
# well you did stare at it for 3 days straight
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)
# At least he stopped licking the monitor after the first two.
I was worried about his tongue; it'd gone khaki.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)
# theres notheing wrong with wanting a clean monitor.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)
# ^this
except Rob instead of Britney
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# When two worlds narrowly miss
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# LINKS LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Carl Sagan's
in ur greenhouse, uriniating on ur vegetables
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# mm variegated lettuce
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Woman jailed for testicle attack!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# oh thanks.
bump my fantastic post off the top, why not?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# "VIRGIN MY ARSE.... does that still count?!!"
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# "FUCK JESUS... WHAT WOULD BRIAN BOITANO DO?!"
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)
# :D
Who the HELL is he?! The song's great, but I wish I knew.

And for that matter, Shaboopi is a SILLY name.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# an olympic skier
I think

I had to google it after the song

it did my brain in

I've never seen anyone eat so many chicken wings
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Olympic mens figureskater I think
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:50, archived)
# the clitoris,
myth or magic?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# DOT COTTON'S DOTCOM COT CON
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Hahaha YES!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)
# this with much added lol
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# hahahahhaaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)
# RAPE IS NEVER FUNNY, UNLESS YOU'RE DRESSED LIKE A CLOWN
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# *is tickled*
You're a bad man.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)
# raper or rapee?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# not shure it looks to good
stealing jokes from tshirthell
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:57, archived)
# schmerg schmerg merm schmerg merm merm schmerg
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# MAKE MORE SENSE LITTLE TRAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)
# 'choo 'choo!
schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# bum me
up the arse
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Newsletter MCLXI : when good words turn bad
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# "Spank my Chunk of Funk", Says Banker Monk
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Banker Monk,
the hunk with the, er, trunk?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Bunaglow for sale, upstairs not included!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)
# "What's the difference between Pope John Paul II and Madeline McCann?"
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)
# pffft
virgin?
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# yup
www.sickipedia.org/index.php?title=Main_Page
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
#
One's dead, and the other is... oh, wait.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# why paper bags are better than plastic ones


(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)
# A+++ NEWSLETTER. WOULD READ AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)
# you can't get quicker than a kwik-shit shitter
why not...
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)
# "Tony Robinson talks to us about he gangrenous bellend. [56k warning]"
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# ^Clearly this
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)
# please be my friend
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)
# BEWARE- localized flooding.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# PACKED WITH MORE SCANDAL THAN A POOL PARTY AT BARRYMORES
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Subjudice Special.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Sub.....judy.
You are under legal subjudy to stay in that chair until such time as .....Simon says stand up!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)
# we could pretend we are french
and we're in france, in which case we can say anything we want! hahaha

uh

*saunters off slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Ze sings you do to me....
I am so sore
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)
# FREE INSIDE
Your very own Lucky Blue Coat for you to keep & keep again.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# arsetits.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# GIN AND TONIC ENEMA
Oh, sorry - what was the question again? - those are my plans for tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# COCK ARSE TITS WANK CUNT BASTARD
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL MEANS YOUR COLONOSCOPY HAS GONE CATACLYSMICALLY WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Office hysterics...

and OUCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)
# CALL THAT A CUNT? *THIS* IS A CUNT!
(Spui, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Release the Barrymore Pool Three
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# "this week it's just a blank page"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# CREATIONISTS: MYTH OR FACT?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# The Disquieting Adventures of Timothy Dalton Shitting on a Legless Labrador
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# HAVING SEX WITH BIG PEOPLE: SEPARATING THE FAT FROM THE FRICTION
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# haha!
slap the fat and ride the wave
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)
# I'm not saying she was big, but she had two postcodes
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)
# due to extra time during the England match here's a repeat of last weeks news letter.
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# YOUR MOUTH SAYS NO BUT YOUR EYES SAY YES
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAAHH
THIS!!!!!


NOW!!
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:54, archived)
# anal rape montly
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# THERE'S A WORM AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN... AND HE KEEPS SHOWING ME HIS COCK
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)
# THE FINEST MAS-ALLAH AKBAR THIS SIDE INJA
.
(I helped save b3ta! JamboM, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)
# A Horse Walks into a Bar and Says...
...why have I got a long face?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)
# IS IT RAPE IF SHE HAS AN ORGASM?
.
(I helped save b3ta! JamboM, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)
# PFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT
hahahahahahahaha
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:41, archived)
# *must resist lollage*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:49, archived)
# I just tatooed "THE RLLING STONES" on my bumcheeks
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)
# ROB SAYS BRANSON IS A BEARDY TOSSPOT WANKSTAIN
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)
# This week: Mick Hucknall gleefully massaging warm nutella into his freckly buttocks
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Packed with more imagination than a 70's Porn Movie
(the_randomist Yes, Yes i'm a lurker, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)
#
WAIT A MINUTE! THAT IS A BABY'S ARM!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)
# I LIKE TO RUB VICTORIA SPONGE AROUND MY GLANS
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)
# newletter titles, muggy
not your personal fetishes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:41, archived)
# lolz
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha
someone has to eat that, you sick bastard!

and as for the vitoria sponge...
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)
# ^That
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)
# "Passed safe by the Bristish Cheese Marketing board"
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Plopsies on dock leafs
or

Buk BUKBUK buk CAAAW *attacks mirror*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:40, archived)
# POSTAL NUNS OR CROSS-POSTING WHORES?
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:41, archived)
# YOU ARE ALL INVITED TO A OMGWTFBBQ. RSVPLOL.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:41, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:43, archived)
# KTHNXBAI
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:07, archived)
# SING LOFTY!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)
# THE INTERNET VERSION OF COCK AND BALL TORTURE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)
# BARRYMORE BUSINESS ADVICE - WITHOUT IT YOU'RE DEAD IN THE WATER
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)
# nice
keep em coming
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:44, archived)
# 'cos life's a bummer and then you drown
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:48, archived)
# AND I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE WITH GREAT RATES AND AN AFFORDABLE PAYBACK SCHEME
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)
# The secret of my Sockcess
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:43, archived)
# ^ THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSS!!!
To the power of eleventy
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)
# LIFE IS A MINESTRONE, SERVED UP WITH PARMESAN CHEESE
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:44, archived)
# YOUR ALL GAY. STILL.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:44, archived)
#
picture on a text makes me rofls zomgggsss
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:45, archived)
# BLESSED ARE THE MEEK, FOR THEE SHALLT MAYHAP NEVER KNOWETH THE GOATSE
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:45, archived)
# TEH HOLEY BIBLE: GOATSE NEWS EDITION
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Up the bum on a knife
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:45, archived)
# IT'S ALL JUST A METAPHOR FOR ANAL SEX
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)
# TEACHERS: READ THIS ONE AT WORK, IT HAS REAL PAEDOPHILIA PICTURES THIS TIME
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Free Paris Hilton!
With the purchase of two boxes of Jaffa Cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:49, archived)
# LSD in the water supply again?

or

Queen raped by Badger - Shock!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:49, archived)
#
EPSON AND CHILD'S TOY - SCANDOLL!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:51, archived)
# KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:49, archived)
# SHE'S A BLEEDER!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:51, archived)
# This weeks newsletter is sponsoured by EGGS
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Lying under a glass table whilst your crouching grannie curls one out.
...
(yokelrobin THE NERD WHOSE HAIR DEFIES GRAVITY/FASHION, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:52, archived)
# You are Wayne Rooney
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:54, archived)
# He would lie
face down by accident
(yokelrobin THE NERD WHOSE HAIR DEFIES GRAVITY/FASHION, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:55, archived)
# hahah
true.
(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:58, archived)
# bobbing like a lubbock
hohum
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:55, archived)
# *half-arsed joke about a penis*
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry] If only he got the full version...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)
# that's very very good :)
top hummus and execution!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)
# why thank you.
from you that is praise indeed :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)
# this ftw
!!
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)
# thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)
# first click of the compo
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)
# mein
2
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# thank you both :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# hahaha
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)
# *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:55, archived)
# that is bloody brill!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)
# thank you my good sir
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)
# heh nonny nonny?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)
# wow
much better than my big bang =D
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)
# it was a close race though
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# i'd say so
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:54, archived)
# woo!
I was hoping that would last 7 days though
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# hahahaha
wouldn't that be a fun gif to watch :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# right.
i was hoping so too.
(whosebooze, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 22:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Absolute genius
Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)
# hahaha!
aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)
# *bows profusely*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Excellent
*clicks like a ninja*
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# *doesn't see you click*
wow! just like a ninja!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# I love this
hard.

In the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# thank you
it can feel your love, i assure you :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# I'm not convinced...
*pushes harder*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)
# *chokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Haha! Great stuff.

*clicks Cancel*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)
# That's utterly superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)
# w/y/h
top topperty! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:40, archived)
# thankee-Sai
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Hahaha
That's a bit good, that is
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:40, archived)
# *bows*
*does back in*

*lurks for 3 weeks in bed*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:51, archived)
# This is brill
/re-enlurks
(Stoopid_Faaka, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:50, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:51, archived)
# winner!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 16:11, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 17:29, archived)
# That is
utter genius!
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 18:12, archived)
# *bows humbley*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Science was,,,
... just bumbling around without a reason before this.

Top everything!
(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:13, archived)
# thank you sir!
but please remember, Science never bumbles!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)
# I don't get it, a talking paperclip... WTF?
Most excellentay indeederoony. And that's serious.
(catapilla is sorry he wasted, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:36, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Absolutely Fantastic.
I really hope this wins.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:12, archived)
# thank you very much :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)
# That is truly brilliant!
Top stuff!
(a-man-called-joe, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:24, archived)
# Ta v. much :o)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Epic!
And masterful!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:28, archived)
# *bows*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Of course if He were using Open Office
nyagger nyagger far superior blahdy blahdy wobbling great flibble nyurgh post office!
(I helped save b3ta! TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:36, archived)
# A Creationist God wouldn't go for Open Source.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)
# That's incredible..also, how the hell did you get such a small file size?!
(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:12, archived)
# i have no idea, other than it'll be a simple palette because it's all windows colours.
maybe.

edit: how rude - thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)
[challenge entry] WOW!
That is by far the woosomest thing I have seen this week!
Gratz....
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainKirk, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 3:19, archived)
# fanks!
but why did you compo your reply?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Pffffffffft!
That is uber woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 7:42, archived)
# *bows*



*back goes again*

*falls over*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)
# That, Sir, is absolutely top hole...
*Bows to Muster reverentially*
(Audioduck So, can I haz fucking Cheezburgers or not?, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)
# top hole?
in the eye socket then?

thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)
# I'm so pleased God gave us
the concept of praise.
Well done you!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)
# That
Is the best thing I've ever seen on B3ta. It made me laugh about 10 times and then just kept going. I was really disappointed when it ended. Please do a long swf and link it.
(I helped save b3ta! Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)
# i wouldn't have to do a swf, the file's very compact.
but there's not much more to do other than make the loop last 7 days, which would get a bit dull.

thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)
# hahahaha
that's great!

Well-deserved fp.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)
# fantastic
nice job
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Brilliant!
(FallOfKarma, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 17:04, archived)
# *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 18:59, archived)
# Heh!
Goods tuff.
(I helped save b3ta! calico, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 23:29, archived)
# thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:00, archived)
# Woo!
Really great, absolutely worth fp!
(ArchNemesis :(){ :|:& };:, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 23:50, archived)
# very kind of you, thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:01, archived)
# great!
also, never seen so many replies to praise!

i like!

how it should be.

*seen a lot round here, i have*
(thundercat, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 2:07, archived)
# well it's polite, innit?
thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:01, archived)
# spitzenklasse!
bright stuff from which it's made of
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 4:19, archived)
# *glees*
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:02, archived)
# Awesome!
Genuine brilliance right here folks.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 18:48, archived)
# *bows*
thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:03, archived)
# Beauty
I love this, I shall call it Bernard and it shall live under my bed.

Much clickage
(Lord of Marzipan Fact: Clouds are worse than Hitler, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)
# possessed dogs


and hopefully, you should be able to click for bigger...
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)
# yay
for those little heavy breathing vibrate-o-dogs
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)
# I yam in your galaxy, shootin at yur planits

Yoos a force
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)
# hahaha
bad kitty!

kitty on our right looks like its trying not to laugh - like one of the Roman soldiers in Life of Brian during the Welease Woger scene
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Mittenth?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)
# pfft
Aldewan sir?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)
# :D oh yeah!
Biggus........dickus?

HE WANKS AS HIGHLY AS ANY IN WOME
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Royil Gard do not laughs!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# haha
aceness

tj: anybody got Safari for (careful now) XP?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)
# My other half
Refuses to install it. She says that using it on XP would be blasphamy. She loves her Mac, bless her. And so do I. So there.
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)
# hehehe
that's fabulous
*cleeeck*
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)
# hahaha
great!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Mittens! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Hahah! excellent Mr Dr
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
Holy shitbox.

*clack*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)

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