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LandmineCat 's board sig ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:02,
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Hooray for non-proprietary file formats!
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Grampa ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:04,
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is that a good thing?
jpg just messes it up.. I could use gif instead if you want?
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LandmineCat 's board sig ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:12,
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Grampa ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:57,
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HA HA HA!
"Mac has issued a salutation. Allow or Deny?"
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Woodgie is back, but for how long? ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:58,
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hahaha
that's great
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:59,
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hahaha
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:59,
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Vista, bollocks, innit
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:00,
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UAC should be turned off by default
other than that, vista 'aint so bad. woo
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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work" ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:02,
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Can you turn off animated menus and stuffs?
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Mr Gear the gay-maker ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:03,
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does that stop Microsoft deleting whatever they like from your hard drive??
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:15,
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no they will continue empowering you by denying you the right to control your own property
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:20,
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Conversation earlier has had me thinking...
you knows it's true...
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:47,
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HOORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
come to steal our battenburg
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:48,
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bat
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:49,
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n
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:50,
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burg
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:50,
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likesomekindofreallyfuckeduptakewayfoodplacethatsellsflyingrodentscricketparaphenaliaandidunnogiantlumpsoficeorsomething
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:51,
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or maybe homburgs
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:51,
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aaaaaaand
relax
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:56,
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ITS A TYPE OF HAT!
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:57,
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*drools*
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:48,
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hahaha
lully
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:49,
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Marzipan is the Cake Covering of the Devil
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:49,
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Remind me, your take on Marmite?
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:54,
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Marmipan
Marzite! *invents*
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:00,
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ulch, evil evil stuff
woo to the pic tho!
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BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:50,
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this!
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:51,
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mmmmmmmmm!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:53,
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Better than lesbians?
Ludicrous.
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:55,
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pfft
Ace animation!
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Grampa ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:58,
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MARZIPAN'S PRIVATE, DAVEY!
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:59,
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keeping it real
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scowners shagged his mum on ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:46,
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agin?
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:51,
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Ageing?
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Tofor ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:52,
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ok ok.. forgot the spell check
:-)
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scowners shagged his mum on ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:32,
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shitting
a better word than pooing sounds like a district in vietnam
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:52,
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MMMMMMMMM
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CHOPCHOP ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:46,
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Mum!
Nan!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:46,
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MMmm
Naan.
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Carlossus ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:47,
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Crazy chav bitch fight!
FINISH HER!
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:51,
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MUNTALITY!
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Rincewind ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:53,
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grnnnnn
it's like a catfight only with pigs
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:58,
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meet betty
our no.1 portcullis knitter
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:46,
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Such a bloody stupid advert
Nice take on it though :-)
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:47,
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stupid yet brilliant
it's my favourite ad on the telly at present.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:51,
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CakeySkoda!
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:54,
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that's no.2
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:01,
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yay for evil queens!
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BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:48,
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BITTY!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:49,
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I recognise that artist!
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:50,
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hahahahahah
Rolf should definitely grow his hair like that
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:51,
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he'll look like kim jong ill
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:00,
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Woo!
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Grampa ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:59,
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he's waited soooo long for this...
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BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:36,
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*assumes position*
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:37,
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And after the spanking . . .
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:38,
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Line up with bank cards and pin numbers
and don't forget to remind them who your pension's with.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:39,
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no so much ready
as moist in my crotchal regions with anticipation
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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:38,
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*presents*
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:39,
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Nice spanker!
*searches ebay*
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:40,
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i had to turn 'safe search' off in google to find that image...
my beautiful beautiful eyes will never recover...
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BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:42,
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I turned safe search on for the first time
After trying to find a pic of Rimmer from Red Dwarf. Like a fool, I just typed in Rimmer. Bad, bad, bad. Mind you, searching for 'David Tennant' brings up an interesting pic, that I don't dare click to see if it's him...
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:45,
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Oooooh, could you gaz it to me?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:46,
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Errrr, possibly
*checks no-one's looking* Judging by the filename, it's actually Jude Law. I was just intrigued after finding out Billie Piper's nickname for him...
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:50,
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Her nickname for David Tennant is Jude Law?
What an odd girl.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:51,
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David Teninch
Aparantly
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:56,
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:O
I say!
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:00,
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I know!
And he has been complemented on the size of his feet... (Didn't really spend two hours last night scouring the internet for photographic proof)
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:03,
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why why why did i just look through 8 pages of
tennant pictures to find the one you're talking about?!?! wrong wrong wrong.
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BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:53,
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because
he is Dr Woooo *collective sighs at his loveliness from the ladies of B3ta*
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Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:10,
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... . -..- -.-- .. -. -.. . . -..
really took me too long to work out it was morse... i thought my browser was borked... ,_ not an 's'
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Fenristhewolf ..back once again on ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:48,
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I for one, Welcome our Tentacle covered, spanking Overlords
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:41,
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I want a nice prudent spanking that doesnt break the golden rule
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:42,
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beat me til i squeeeeel like a piggy
splendid stuff!
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:50,
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you gonna look pretty funny with a size 15 flipper up your ass.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:28,
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ace
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:29,
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you seem to have left it in the rain
:D
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:30,
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bloody inkjet printers
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:31,
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that's was
fekkin quick!
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Fenristhewolf ..back once again on ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:30,
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Bloody hell that was fast!
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:30,
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.. ... ... . -..- .. . .-. .. -. - - - - - .-. ... .
'ning Mrs T :)
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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:35,
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I think you're missing some vowels there
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:39,
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bah, I ballsed up the spacing : )
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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:45,
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Acer
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:31,
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palmatum?
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Fenristhewolf ..back once again on ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:34,
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I have one.
The Japonica perpetua.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:29,
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Gaaah
An interdimensional real world 'nana skin has transmodulated to the Thorworld to cause a cropper!!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:48,
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*hwahpsh*
Ninja McDavies
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Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:30,
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But no chimney on me?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:30,
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You love that song
you loves it you loves it you loves it...
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:31,
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Pfft, I say to you.
And thrice pfft at that.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:31,
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*plays tubular bells*
*adds drum track*
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:32,
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5.Profit?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:33,
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Do nut cross me!
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:32,
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chop-sockey action!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:32,
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he's currently filming 13 different action films on a amassive set in china.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:39,
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tell him to keep away from the weed
especially if he gets a headache
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:47,
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crikey that was quick!
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:47,
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I replied to the pic first
(at 12.32) Then thought I'd colour it. Edited and stuck the picture in about a minute before you replied at 12.47 So 15 minutes, not that quick!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:50,
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ah i see
still quick though
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:53,
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and a fucking big fuck off WOOYAYHOUPLA!
the that colour version. :D
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:50,
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Needs more Shaw Bros logos and film text
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:52,
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GOLDEN HARVEST PRESENTS
*zoom to extreme close up*
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:02,
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like getting slapped by a wet haddock!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:36,
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just the way you like it baby.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:38,
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;)
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:40,
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Leaving office allows me time to indulge in my cigar chomping
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Cuthbert Annihilator ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:27,
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scary
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:27,
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i've got a Cuban Havana i'm saving for my 30th
:P yum
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:28,
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I still have one
in the kitchen drawer from our Honeymoon in Cuba
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:28,
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you commie bastard!
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:32,
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make sure it doesn't dry out.
this is one reason i have converted a cupboard into a humidor for my expansive collection of cigars.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:29,
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other than keeping the lid firmly screwed on
how best is it to store them? it's just dawned on me.. I'm not going to be able to spark it up in the pub... fucking NAZIS!!!!!!!!!!!
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:33,
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You could have one hell of a fag break with it
back in an hour boss
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:35,
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Chomp Chomp
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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:28,
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Click here please (click anywhere you see a link if you like!)
Really, please follow.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:15,
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Nicely done!
How's the bairn?
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:16,
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Small.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:18,
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Ok and out of the care unit and all though?
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:20,
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Puking fairish today it seems,
but home and well.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:21,
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Yay!
Cheered me up: I love a happy ending :-)
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:23,
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Hazzar!
for all being well.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:25,
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excellent!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:26,
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*Ignores*
jus kiddin. pssht Edit: just watched the whole one. haha very nice. but lacking rhythm. Might I suggest a tasty bongo beat?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:16,
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*fetches puncture repair kit*
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:19,
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Very nice!
nice use of spacehopper too (it looks huge...)
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:18,
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:19,
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See, it's massive!
You look big (as in tall, before you turn all girly on me) and it's perfectly well sized in comparison. Where'd you get such a masterpiece?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:20,
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ullo
how's your finger?
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:21,
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Is that
Tuna?
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:22,
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Are you insinuating things?
I won't stand for it, I tell you. *sits*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:24,
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Where's Colin?
Has anyone seen Colin? Here boy! *whistles*
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:26,
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fingers!
I burnt both my pointy one and my sweary one. hey're ok though, bit painful. That'll teach me to smoke, I suppose.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:24,
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stop smoking on monday and become one of the millions of short tempered people.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:26,
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I'm short tempered
And I never even started...
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:27,
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sod off
I'm going to smoke MORE from Monday onwards.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:28,
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i gave up 18 months ago
i can't be arsed to start again.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:34,
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I can't be arsed to quit
I'm (hopefully) moving job, buying our first flat, yadda yadda yadda. It'd be a Bad Idea for me to quit now.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:35,
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no, it's a good idea
fresh start, and all that. not reaking of smoke, saving money (approx £100 a month). proove your stalwart will power by showing other how easy it is to give up and thus taking away others luster as they struggle to give up. a bit like when sickboy also ave up smack at the same time as renton, just to prove how easy it was.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:46,
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Not yet.
Not until the sale of the house is finished. Seriously, I'll end up killing someone.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:50,
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ha ha ha!!
who do you work play around in a large office space for?
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:22,
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I am a specialist in a niche field
which means I am one of the top 3 in my profession, but hat there are only 3 jobs. I am worth loads as I am an all round fantastic chap (hello boss!), but not to many - it's a risky supply and demand balance I am just staying on the right side of for now.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:25,
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ha ha :D
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:27,
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gigalo for rich old ladies.
i would presume.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:27,
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By the powers of deduction
I have worked out, based on the data and all the variables that you must be a Sugababe
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:29,
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:32,
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See you didn't say no, did you?
AHA. You're the blonde one with the nice skirt. I knew it. (and nice picture, btw)
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:33,
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nice one Tym!
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:20,
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Pfft!
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:21,
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*tries to sing along*
*fails*
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Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:20,
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I have embedded the midi in the page
but I haven't got the timing right yet. It does scan though, I promise.lordmanley.co.uk/tony-blair/tedybearpicncpiano.mid
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:21,
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it seemed to
tis good
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Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:25,
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Psst.
It's Wednesday, not Monday. ...isn't it? But yay! Anyway.
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gone ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:22,
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Yes,
I chose a June calendar and then didn't include the word June, which was a bit of a fuck up really.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:33,
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Nicely done
Woo!
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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon. ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:22,
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nicely
done, and ning... long time, etc...
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Fenristhewolf ..back once again on ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:23,
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Hahahaha
I'm not a Blair fan but he is an amazing orator. He just said on question time 'I recieved an important document this morning, it said: 'He, Mrs or other. This is an important document please do not lose. P45.'
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:23,
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Never rang my bells either
But I agree about the orator bit. Brown has a lot to live up to.
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:25,
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That's what Cherie said:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:43,
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Lucille ball in transparent clothes?
I'm not sure if I'm frightened or aroused
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:26,
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~clicks~
'lo, all.
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K1tt3n ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:27,
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nicely done!
psst 'havwe'?
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:27,
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Where?
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:31,
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"so if you havwe any problem with this then, then let me know and I will look into the situation immediately."
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:36,
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I have no idea what you are talking about!
/ninja :)
(
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:40,
archived )
Tropically
tastic Edit: especially Cherie's mouth..
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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:27,
archived )
Get thee to the FP!
(
collapsibletank procreates ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:27,
archived )
Thee to the FP to the B3!!
(
nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:31,
archived )
Thanks for the Jinx lads
:(
(
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:33,
archived )
Don't mention it!
;)
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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:40,
archived )
[16:50:53] Nadeem Busheri says: Hello Mr. Manley, I have tried to reach you on Skype phone, but your line was busy, so I decided to write you this message. I have been in search of someone with this last name"MANLEY", so when I saw your name I was pushed to contact you and see how best we can assist each other. I am Nadeem Busheri, a Banker here in U. A. E. I believe it is the wish of God for me to come across you on Skype now. I have an important business discussion I wish to share with you which I believe will interest you, because it is in connection with your last name and you are going to benefit from it. One Late PETER MANLEY, a citizen of your country had a fixed deposit with my bank in 2004 for 36 calendar months, valued at US$18,400,000.00 (Eighteen Million, Four Hundred Thousand US Dollars) the due date for this deposit contract was this 16 of January 2007. Sadly peter was among the death victims in the May 26 2006 Earthquake disaster in Jawa, Indonesia that killed over 5,000 people. He was in Indonesia on a business trip and that was how he met his end. My bank management is yet to know about his death, I knew about it because he was my friend and I am his account officer. Peter did not mention any Next of Kin/ Heir when the account was opened, and he was not married and no children. Last week my Bank Management requested that Peter should give instructions on what to do about his funds, if to renew the contract. I know this will happen and that is why I have been looking for a means to handle the situation, because if my Bank Directors happens to know that Peter is dead and do not have any Heir, they will take the funds for their personal use, so I don't want such to happen. That was why when I saw your last name I was happy and I am now seeking your co-operation to present you as Next of Kin/ Heir to the account, since you have the same last name with him and my bank head quarters will release the account to you. There is no risk involved; the transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law. It is better that we claim the money, than allowing the Bank Directors to take it, they are rich already. I am not a greedy person, so I am suggesting we share the funds equal, 50/50% to both parties, my share will assist me to start my own company which has been my dream. Let me know your mind on this and please do treat this information as TOP SECRET. We shall go over the details once I receive your urgent response strictly through my personal email address, [email protected] Have a nice day and God bless. Anticipating your communication. Nadeem Busheri.[email protected]
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Fri 29 Jun 2007, 16:54,
archived )
this took far too long...
(
A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon. ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:10,
archived )
but it's really good
nicely executed as usual
(
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:10,
archived )
Haahahahahah
Sorry, I thought he had a back wheel then. Woo!
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:10,
archived )
Haha! Me too
mind you, Manticores with wheels are ever rarer!
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Weetobix ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:13,
archived )
Excellent!
Threadjack: Does anyone living in Bristol have, or know anyone who has, a van? I need to get a sofa from the centre of Bristol out to Bishopston...
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wastedindustry yes indeed sir ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:12,
archived )
tie it to the back of a passing bus....
(
The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:12,
archived )
Haha
it might get a bit scuffed ;)
(
wastedindustry yes indeed sir ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:13,
archived )
don't worry
the council paint them now and then
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:14,
archived )
:D
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wastedindustry yes indeed sir ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:17,
archived )
hahahaha
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Damien's Hearse ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:20,
archived )
I do!
Oh I don't have a van actually. I also don't live in Bristol. I just like to feel loved. 'ning anyway.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:13,
archived )
Ning to you too :)
*loves*in a manly way of course.
(
wastedindustry yes indeed sir ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:14,
archived )
'ning db
(
pzyko Query failed. ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:16,
archived )
'ning pzyko
how geht's it? Edit: actually im off for lunch, some bastard has started drilling outside and it's wrecking my brain pipes.
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:17,
archived )
It goes so la la
terribly knackered, but at least work keeps me from falling asleep :)
(
pzyko Query failed. ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:19,
archived )
really?
I need your job.
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:21,
archived )
ring ring ring goes the telephone:
"my software crashed once again *groan* I just pressed one single button and the machine HUNG UP now what I'm gonna do?"
(
pzyko Query failed. ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:28,
archived )
Man with van? check your local paper
My local one charged me £20 for a sofa move.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:14,
archived )
^ this
or the window of your local newsie.
(
Pachey ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:17,
archived )
Yeah we were quoted £25.
It's just money we'd rather not spend :) If all else fails I can use a roof rack, but my little Proton might get dented...
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wastedindustry yes indeed sir ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:17,
archived )
I'd be careful
Po-lice may pull you over for having big dangerous things in your roof or something.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:19,
archived )
Yeah it did cross my mind
but hopefully they'd turn a blind eye.
(
wastedindustry yes indeed sir ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:20,
archived )
With your run of luck?
I wouldn't gamble it dude, were it me.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:21,
archived )
Heh
entirely possible, I suppose.
(
wastedindustry yes indeed sir ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:22,
archived )
ha ha!!
hard core rocking in tha back of my Proton you rebel, you!*hands can of Irn Brew* :D
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:21,
archived )
I've even installed a 300W power amp
to drive the massive speakers in the back... Contains no lies. I turn my music up way too loud.
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wastedindustry yes indeed sir ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:23,
archived )
*listens*
ooh ah, just a little bit, oh ah a little bit more, OH AH JUST A LITTLe bit, you know what i'm looking for.... i think you just drove past my office!
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:31,
archived )
:p
Hush yourself.
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wastedindustry yes indeed sir ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:36,
archived )
Try Chunky
one of the DJs at the Hatchet
(
Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:17,
archived )
Already tried him - we borrowed his van a while back.
He's doing stuff on Saturday annoyingly, so no joy. Who're you then? I bet I know you...
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wastedindustry yes indeed sir ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:19,
archived )
Paul
I have dreads and a beard, my girlfriend works friday and saturday nights in the hatchet and has blue tie in dreads and chest piercings (making her not me very recognizable).
(
Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:22,
archived )
Well bloody hell.
You probably do know me, too. Name's Adam... Have a look at my profile and you'll no doubt recognise either myself or my ladyfriend, Denice :)
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wastedindustry yes indeed sir ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:24,
archived )
I'm sure Carli has mentioned Denice before
so I do sort of know you.
(
Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:27,
archived )
Probably :)
(
wastedindustry yes indeed sir ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:30,
archived )
Adam?
Never in a million years would I have guessed that.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:31,
archived )
Heh, really?
What were you expecting? Vlad or something? ;) Surname was originally Marcovic before the family changed it, so I guess that's something...
(
wastedindustry yes indeed sir ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:37,
archived )
I wasn't sure.
I'd got it into my head that your name was Andy, so I was close. (short for Andrej through)
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:40,
archived )
a telly savalas griffon emerging from another dimention, via an old-school telephone box?
one of my childhood nightmares! woo!
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:13,
archived )
it's a manticore not a griffon, dumbass, it says on the picture *points*
(
- D - SharkTrousers ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:37,
archived )
:(
(
- D - SharkTrousers ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:37,
archived )
waah!
but what about all the other mythical creatures to have fears of?
(
Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:15,
archived )
Erm...
A phobia IS an irrational fear. /pedant
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:18,
archived )
*headbutt's*
(
Damien's Hearse ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:21,
archived )
hahaha
This is wonderful! Woo and yay!
(
Grampa ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:00,
archived )
We want you to play with us, Madeleine
Forever... And ever... And ever... And ever...
(
Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:05,
archived )
Scarier than the actual film
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:06,
archived )
god she looks gruesome
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:06,
archived )
christy
that's fucking scary
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Damien's Hearse ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:08,
archived )
ha ha ha
they're unlikely to put THAT in zoo! BAN THIS SICK FILTH!
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:08,
archived )
I read that as "they're unlikely to put THAT in a zoo!"
which struck me as a very odd thing to say.
(
Damien's Hearse ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:10,
archived )
Glad I'm not the only one!
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:10,
archived )
and yet
they ARE unlikely to put that in a zoo... what with it not being an animals and things, so, despite it being strange it is correct
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:12,
archived )
That reminds me
Who's the tip-top, public spirited chap who posts the pages from the lads mags, and links to them from his profile?
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:11,
archived )
Riverghost
and his army of tagging minions
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:12,
archived )
he lives in a river
he's no longer alive he's still with us, he's dave the hat riverghost
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:13,
archived )
Riverghost
he's actually the editor for Zoo and Nuts, it's a clever marketing ploy ;)
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Damien's Hearse ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:19,
archived )
hahaha
:)
(
nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:23,
archived )
O_o
(
- D - SharkTrousers ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:08,
archived )
o_O
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:09,
archived )
O_O
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:10,
archived )
o_o
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:11,
archived )
(O_o)
/(D)\ _l l_
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:17,
archived )
Fuck
no. Aaaaaaah. *tricycles away quickly*
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:08,
archived )
TRY~sickles!!! TRY~sickles!!!
i waant to ride my tri~sickle i waaant to riide my bike
(
The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:10,
archived )
*tries a sickle*
urgh - they don't taste very good, and when I chew I get a stabbing sensation in my brain...
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:14,
archived )
REDRUM! with ice please
(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:09,
archived )
is madeleine back in the news or something?
I thought she was eaten by John Peel's whale ages ago, but she seems to have made a comeback.
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:12,
archived )
Yes
The pope found her in the Thames with Michael Barrymore's tub girl pulling a goatse.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:20,
archived )
On the
Cutty Sark captained by Pete Doherty.
(
Rogue Sausage ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:25,
archived )
Did someone mention his unholiness?
(
Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:27,
archived )
FOUND HER!
(
collapsibletank procreates ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:30,
archived )
Arf!
.
(
nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:33,
archived )
I finished reading a very sad book today
So here's a miniature monkey roller-skating across a boardroom table, to cheer myself up. The book was The Boy In The Striped Pyjamas, by John Boyne. And I thoroughly recommend it.
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Ian Woosnam ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:59,
archived )
*clap clap clap*
That's very good! Currently I am reading the colour of magic, whilst waiting for sourcery to arrive.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:00,
archived )
ooh I think I've read that one, many years ago....
(
Damien's Hearse ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:02,
archived )
Yeah, same
I'm just re-reading it whilst I'm waiting.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:02,
archived )
I wish I could
unread the discworld books. Then I could read them all over again without knowing the outcomes. It's agony waiting for the next release.
(
Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:05,
archived )
Ah, I've got loads to get through!
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:07,
archived )
agrees
(
Fenristhewolf ..back once again on ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:07,
archived )
I have all of them
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:08,
archived )
No sad books!
Need cheering up, not sad books. Besides, I always feel silly crying over a book.
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:00,
archived )
Then never read A Boy Called It.
My God, I couldn't read it without a full loo roll.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:01,
archived )
*makes mental note*
Currently reading pantomime scripts :-)
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:02,
archived )
oh no you aren't!
(
Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant! ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:03,
archived )
Aha ha ha
/sarcasm
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:04,
archived )
hahahaha!
(
Damien's Hearse ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:08,
archived )
:D
For a good book when you've finished with intrigue and all sorts, I recommend The Lake Of Dead Languages. It's brilliant.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:06,
archived )
Ok, will add it to the list
The 'real' book I'm on is 'Have His Carcase'.
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:09,
archived )
What's that like?
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:09,
archived )
Very good so far
Easier to read than Five Red Herrings, where a lot of the dialogue was phonetically written Scottish accents!
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:18,
archived )
my missus read all three of those books.
she said they was very sad...
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:04,
archived )
Bloody hell, she's not wrong.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:07,
archived )
"sexy evenin morse"?
(
pzyko Query failed. ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:03,
archived )
Have a prize!
Can't believe you bothered though
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:04,
archived )
I'm a born botherer
(
pzyko Query failed. ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:07,
archived )
Hence the sex offenders register?
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:09,
archived )
LIES!
I haven't been caught yet
(
pzyko Query failed. ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:13,
archived )
sheep botherer more like
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:09,
archived )
mammals are SO yesterday
I'm doing invertebrates now
(
pzyko Query failed. ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:17,
archived )
yay!
i am re-reading harlequin by berand cornwell
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:01,
archived )
I have just read "The last Kingdom" by Bernard Cornwell
Fookin rubbish
(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:05,
archived )
there's an extract from sword song, his new one,
looks good
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:06,
archived )
I'm giving up on Cornwell
I read "Stonehenge" a few years ago and that was crap. Nice bloke though, met him at a book signing. I shall read "The English Patient" next.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:08,
archived )
i didn't like stonhenge
but thats the only one of his i didn't like.
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:09,
archived )
I read the "Sharpe" books as a young-un before it was dramatised on TV
and enjoyed them, but I read a more recent one where he fights in south america and meets Napolean on the way....ga?
(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:11,
archived )
The best Cornwell is Patricia.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:11,
archived )
I can imagine the English Patient being fucking boring
Read something with the word bang in the title.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:10,
archived )
I will read anything.
At one point I was reading "Crime & Punishment" and a Harry Potter book at the same time (I would read a couple of chapters of one, and then change over).
(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:14,
archived )
I'm doing that with the Illuminatus! Trilogy.
Although to be fair, I've not picked it up in ages. It's very hard to get into.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:15,
archived )
Just "Amazoned" Illuminatus!
sounds heavy
(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:20,
archived )
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(
pzyko Query failed. ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:03,
archived )
Woo to cheering up
miniature roller skating monkeys (on boardroom tables)
(
baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:06,
archived )
Of course
what I could really do with is an Orange P7 mountain bike.
(
Ian Woosnam ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:07,
archived )
Have you not got that yet?
(
baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:22,
archived )
Nah
wife grumble kids grumble mortgage grumble
(
Ian Woosnam ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:00,
archived )
woo!
crikey, i haven't read anything for ages... i'm looking forward to the new book by Mark Z Daniensk Danesks Donelski ... er, the chap who wrote House of Leaves.
(
- D - SharkTrousers ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:07,
archived )
aw
wheeee Currently I am reading a big book about the rise and downfall of Prussia
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:07,
archived )
It can't be reasoned with!
(
Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:52,
archived )
Borgtopus!
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:52,
archived )
Termispider!
Or Termipus?
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:53,
archived )
octonator
it does look worryingly close to tutt's spider with that grin showing
(
Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:55,
archived )
I like him
Can I keep him?
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:57,
archived )
alright
make sure you keep him charged up!
(
Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:00,
archived )
Does he come with an in-car charger?
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:01,
archived )
unfortunately not
you have to feed him watch batteries
(
Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:03,
archived )
What size fuses does he need?
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:05,
archived )
big ones
(
Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:06,
archived )
as long as you feed and exercise it!!
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:00,
archived )
will you hug him and squeeze him and call him George?
(
Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant! ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:01,
archived )
I'll hug YOU and squeeze YOU and call YOU George
If you ask nicely
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:03,
archived )
best offer I've had all day!
(
Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant! ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:04,
archived )
*hugs* *squeezes*
Ok George?
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:05,
archived )
Spidator!
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:54,
archived )
I for one welcome our octopod-terminator overlords
(
Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant! ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:54,
archived )
We're all slaves, in an octopod-terminator nation
AaaAAAAAAh
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:55,
archived )
when will the madness end?
(
Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant! ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:56,
archived )
on Friday afternoon
when I go to the pub.
(
Damien's Hearse ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:57,
archived )
when I go to the pub when b3ta slowly dribbles and dies
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:59,
archived )
*cocks rifle*
When we have....... ASSASSINATED PENELOPE CRUZ!
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:58,
archived )
with a rifle
that shoots cocks? ningles all
(
Fenristhewolf ..back once again on ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:01,
archived )
you'd best duck then.
:D
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:02,
archived )
goose?
(
Fenristhewolf ..back once again on ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:06,
archived )
Octablob!
Good blob!
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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:55,
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fantastic.
i love your wobbly octopi (octopusses?)
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:55,
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octopuses
or octopi
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:57,
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Octopodes actually
/pedant
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:58,
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Soemone needs to shop a moctoboy, I have decided
but not me, as my shop is at home.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:59,
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i was gonna do a mictobaby
but so far i haven't been arsed
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:36,
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I wish I had Photoshop at work, a little rough with windows paint again.
What is will be no more! Now is the season of weevil! Good old Vigo (sorry for riding the Weevil bandwagon, it seemed funny in my head)
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WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:52,
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vy am I drippingz viz goo?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:52,
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Is this why?
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WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:02,
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It very much could be.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:03,
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who needs photoshop?
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new_matt ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:55,
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heh
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:57,
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Yay Weevils!
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:02,
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Finished the tutt-monster.
I'm reasonably happy with the way this turned out. and I dub thee.... Top Up The Fish Guts Clicky clicky clicky click
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:51,
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i bet she won't be
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:51,
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hehe
*fears*
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:52,
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^
this, rather a lot. hope he's got a bunker........
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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337 ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:52,
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does she still post here?
*not seen Tutt in ages*
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:54,
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Brilliant
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cooler_king That's no moon! ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:52,
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Hahaha
Thass ace.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:52,
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haha!
blimey! top 'shopping
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:53,
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bloody hell!
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:53,
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There you are!!!
you know it's just gone past a year since you did this for me? *still loves*www.b3ta.com/board/6039215
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:57,
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Should I run and hide,
or am I permitted to live?
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:59,
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I'm not mean or scary.
why are people scared of me? i dont understand.
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:10,
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:D
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:12,
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all women are mean
and scary. It's the only way they can get blokes to do the housework.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:15,
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Still would.
:D
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:54,
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this is a thing of beauty
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:56,
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is it the love child of TUTT and Davy Jones (not the one out of the monkies)
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:03,
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oh, you mean Davy Jones
that lives down my road? Nice bloke, but a skinflint when it's his round.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:09,
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Crikey!
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:46,
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hahahaha
silly
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Damien's Hearse ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:47,
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hehe
hilarity ensues
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:48,
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haha
Objects in mirrors may be closer than they appear
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cooler_king That's no moon! ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:48,
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is that johnx1?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:49,
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hehe
It is now....Edit Balls, you got there before me. :)
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Turdos last had the shites ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:51,
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damn, you found the original!
took me ages remove the tag...
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:00,
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Hahahaha
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:49,
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hahaha
teh eubank feed tiem
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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:49,
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your spelling is atrocious
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:51,
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Nine!
;)
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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:54,
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arf!
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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant! ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:53,
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good lord
I am scared
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Damien's Hearse ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:56,
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\o/
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:57,
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Heh.
That, Sir, is awesome. Also, hello all. I'm a newb. Be nice to me.
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K1tt3n ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:01,
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hello new person!
also: ta!
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:04,
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dosie-doe
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baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:41,
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oh dear oh dear oh dear
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new_matt ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:41,
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Oooof!
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:41,
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Gah!
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DogHorse plop ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:41,
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nnnngggg!
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:42,
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hmmm
arf!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:43,
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hehehe
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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant! ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:43,
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hehe
I was Ris-ing at the red 'L's... * * Filename ftw
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Turdos last had the shites ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:45,
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ooooooooooonly luuuuuuuuuuuuurve can set you freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Damien's Hearse ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:46,
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Not sure I understand
I shall just smile and nod *smiles and nods*
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:44,
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Buffalo girls
Go 'round the outside 'round the outside
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:45,
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*shakes booty*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:46,
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look out girl
you're gonna hurt somebodywork the body work work the body
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:47,
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*grinds it up*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:50,
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like a proper pirate
*jangle jangle*
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:48,
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Jingle jangle!
Who said that?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:51,
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If you say so
.... . .-.. .-.. --- ... . -..- -.--
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:48,
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ho ho ho
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:50,
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you forgot
a 01
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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337 ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:51,
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pedant!
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Damien's Hearse ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:54,
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I'm sure I saw a 2
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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant! ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:55,
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Doof!
woo!
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:45,
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Hahahahaha!
Ace! I love it!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:47,
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I say!
We're throwing down some of the most corpulent shellac in the entire vicinity! Big it up, you deleriously wicked children
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:39,
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Hahahaha
Ace. I was expecting it to be C_kick though.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:40,
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me too
how odd
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c_kick or, as some people call him ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:28,
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whistle posse make some noise!!!!
Woo!
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:40,
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Haha
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:41,
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He's having a splendid time!
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:50,
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Woo!
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DogHorse plop ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:41,
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hem hem
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new_matt ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:42,
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That's my favourite thing so far today...
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:42,
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hahaha!
WOO
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:43,
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please elevate your upper limbs
in a manner that suggests you are unconcerned
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:43,
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pfft
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:44,
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:D office type laughing thing.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:50,
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Oscillate the object
in a manner associated with one of the estimable Mr Land's instantaneous photographic portraits
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DogHorse plop ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:51,
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exactly
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:53,
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Pffft.
Office lol.
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:53,
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class!
BOOYA!
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:44,
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Smashing, Doctor!
Doctor!Smashing!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:47,
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ahahahahaha
fucking yes!
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Damien's Hearse ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:49,
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It's awesome
But needs more gurn
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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:51,
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DrZaarlon Wholly Endorses This Image!
*click*
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DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra! ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:51,
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Watching this just as Outkasts 'heya' came on the radio
Even rocks in time. Nice one Dr Agamemnon!
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Waynster James Joyce is fucking my sister! ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:07,
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Splendid!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 12:39,
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hahaha
Werd!
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Grampa ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:04,
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bobbintastic :)
w/y/h
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c_kick or, as some people call him ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:29,
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it's that time of year again...
is it just me who thinks this everytime??
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thiswasmyclone ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:36,
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Had to be I suppose
Match yesterday was good though. Just wish he'd ever look like he was happy to win.
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:37,
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the poor bastard probably doesn't know what to do!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:39,
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Probably not!
But he played a blinder of a shot and just turned around grimacing at his fist. He could at least smile a little!
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:43,
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Why?
Don't all players look happy to win? Sorry miss read
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cooler_king That's no moon! ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:39,
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haha
It looks like Tim is holding up the top of the picture with the force so it doesn't crush him. ... Well i thought so :)
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cooler_king That's no moon! ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:38,
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haha
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:43,
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Ha ha ha
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Pachey ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:38,
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Everyone on /talk has been thinking that for the past few days
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72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:39,
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you must be very proud
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:50,
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*spluffs*
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new_matt ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:40,
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haha
genius
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cooler_king That's no moon! ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:40,
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*FPs*
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:44,
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one of these days!
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new_matt ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:44,
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teehee
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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:40,
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