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I made I sneezing panda I did

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)

aww

it should be a bit smaller, then i should be able to use it instead of me little spaceship :)

my internets is being gay and sloooo. not for b3ta, but practically everything else.

wank. (the internets, not your panda. hes luffly.)

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:55, archived)

blame the whiney elements of the HP fandom

i certainly would

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)

are they taking over from porn

as the major use of the net at the moment?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:58, archived)

yes

along the lines of

"this book does not live up to the fevered expectations that i have be stockpiling for the last two years... it doesn't even cure cancer"

or

"my favourite slash pairing does not come true, and i am gutted because i had forgotten that this is in the end a childrens book and that expecting X and Y to do hot bum love might be a tad unrealistic"

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:02, archived)

learning is fun

here's what I've learned

jk rowling was poor

then the book got popular

and she got rich

then she puked up some more

and now she has so much money she is litterally pissing money and having money parties and rolling around in money screaming "HAHAHAHAHA TWATS!!"

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:07, archived)

hmmmm

well i've enjoyed it.

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:08, archived)

I haven't really been paying any attention

I'll just wait for the films to be shown back to back at some point or something

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)

the films are good

but the books have more depth, despite what a lot of people like to think.
knowing the effort it takes to write just one novel, i won't knock what she's achieved.

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:13, archived)

oh I know it's a lot of effort to make a novel

even a shite novel etc

that's not the point, I'm just taking the piss because I'm bitter and twisted up with hate and evil

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:14, archived)

well, as long as you've got good reason for it

i can't complain :D

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:16, archived)

heh

reason/excuse

same result ultimately

but still, gotta laugh innit :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:17, archived)

"How do you sleep at night, Mr Wolfcastle?"

"On top of a pile of money with two beautiful women, why?"

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:11, archived)

best way to kip

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:12, archived)

nah

fifty pound notes are really itchy to sleep on

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:14, archived)

only if the hooker they are partially stuffed into has gone off

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:15, archived)

Better to stuff her with pounds than dollars

The paper is more absorbent for all the...you know. Juice.

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:16, archived)

those gallons and gallons of juice

dripping.. all night long

how can someone sleep with all that racket

maybe I'll have to call a plumber, perhaps he'll have a big wrench and a really thick moustache :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:19, archived)

Phwoar

Sounds like my kind of comedy rapist

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:29, archived)

the biggest problem there is laundering the money afterwards

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:18, archived)

ahh

just ask the hooker to open wide

she might give you change

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)

hahahahahah he's lully

TJ: b3ta just gave me this rather pffffffftworthy error...

Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 8388608 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 2 bytes) in /var/www/b3ta.com/challenge/dynamic.php on line 86

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)

My first one of these, and not very good, but have a

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B.T., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:59, archived)

GEORGE (can't spell it but i can pronounce it "apa-deka-ta-wengo")!!!!

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:00, archived)

there is a pigeon in your bank acooouuuuunt.

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Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:02, archived)

I like this

and I love your username.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:05, archived)

Thanks :-)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:07, archived)

I know Nooosing

optimazaifacation killed the shading

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Pope Yoda is OLD, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:35, archived)

Noosing?

sounds dirty :D

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:36, archived)

HOOOOGAN!

*stamps foot in an incredibly camp fashion*

hmm!

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:39, archived)

Klink, ya-laaa fooowel,

so Shaat aap!

(I hope I have the phonetics down)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:40, archived)

I love Sgt Schultz

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:39, archived)

Hislop?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:41, archived)

No, Herlop

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:42, archived)

that's what I thought :-)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:42, archived)

John Banner as Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz

Television series 'Hogan's Heroes'
www.imdb.com/title/tt0058812/

also:
images.google.com/images?svnum=10&um=1&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=Sgt+Schultz&btnG=Search+Images

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:45, archived)

I know

just the resemblence is uncanny!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:47, archived)

HAHAHA

I was thinking that and scrolled down to see this!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:50, archived)

hahaha

looks like Ian Hislop

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:42, archived)

NUUUUUSSSSING!

Sweet.

..and the Aussie version:

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:27, archived)

clearly

:D

*clicks*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:31, archived)

Glad someone likes it:)

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:39, archived)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:21, archived)

Pfffft

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)

I love this

and I love you.

I want to have your forbidden love children.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:29, archived)

I'm sorry,

I'm out of children :-)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:32, archived)

Am it icon teim?

I was gonna do a bun but figured one had been done already. This is nicely, though.

Have some what I done yesterday...

www.b3ta.com/board/7430463
www.b3ta.com/board/7429622

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:58, archived)

those are lovely!

I like the ghostie :-)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:01, archived)

I'd transform myself

into a Decepticon right this second if I had the power.

It even has the word 'icon' in it.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:06, archived)

Kribben?

It's shit, and I am totally bored.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:20, archived)

Not as shit as the effort I put into these

I made some desktops...woohh *wiggles fingers*
Veil
Psi Power
Shimmering Oil
Demons and Thestrals
Edit: Cadbury's Mint

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:21, archived)

fantastic!

they look like bowling ball patterns.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)

Haha you're right

I just named them after what sprung to mind.

The 'Demons and Thestrals' one is my favourite, but I'm using 'Psi Power' as my desktop.

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)

you are Mr Ree

AICMFP

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Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:34, archived)

Oh, so you noticed what I was aiming for?

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:39, archived)

needs more auschwitz

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Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:45, archived)

Huh?

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:47, archived)

that was one of his less popular pictures

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Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:47, archived)

'Nings Baz

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:48, archived)

evening miss

how are you tonight?

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Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:50, archived)

I'm not a miss

You Bastardface A.H. McWankerton.

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:55, archived)

Come on bonnie, you were for a while.

All the boys liked you more then ;)

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Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)

No they didn't.

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)

hahahaha

poor bonnie!

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Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:01, archived)

Not bad, not bad

I'm watching Garden State. Is that Zach Braff?

Haha, see what I did there.

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:02, archived)

No don't - you'll get everyone started! :)

Its been fucking mental on here tonight. It was like a tuesday (times 2).

You profilified me again!

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Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:04, archived)

mental?

what's happened?

I had a power cut earlier

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:06, archived)

Oo er

Not at risk of flooding are you sir?

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)

nah not round here

they occasionally turn off the power for fun

to a several square mile area :D

at least, I think that's what they do

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:11, archived)

It's a trap

A TRAP I TELLS YA

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:12, archived)

OMG I'm CAUght in a traps!!!!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:13, archived)

I can't walk out!

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:15, archived)

hahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:16, archived)

for a while there

every time i replied to a post, the fools deleted them, then some fool posted in a new thread without a pic (presumably instead of hitting reply), then there was a big handbags at dawn match, some muppet posted a picture that is on the FP, there was a spate of reposts, and thats about it.

Oh, and i called my boss a moron expecting the thread to be deleted like all the rest, but its still on the board somewhere ;)

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Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)

cool

your boss probably is a moron

kill him and take all of his/her money :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:12, archived)

i dunno

maybe i am just talking crap on the board for comedic effect.

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Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:14, archived)

all I ever do

to be honest

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:15, archived)

How could I not?

Like a TUESDAY??? NO!

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:08, archived)

I'm expecting tomorrow to be absolutely top notch now

with every noob having read the faq just to throw the world even more off balance

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Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:11, archived)

Oh no

I've got nothing against noobs, the more the merrier, as long as they're NICE and they're FUNNY.

Not naming any names but there's a certain one-trick-pony I'm getting nauseatingly sick of.

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:14, archived)

hahahaha

*wonders if i immediately thought of the same person*

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Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:17, archived)

I have no doubt

That you did.

My aren't we furtive tonight...the salmon leaps at midnight.

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:18, archived)

i didnt even know what the word meant

until i came on here.

b3ta is educational for me.

*fears*

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Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:22, archived)

Apologies for GazRage

Has been simmering....

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:31, archived)

I ARE BUNNAY!

Lully.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:22, archived)

Hurrah!

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/6908946.stm

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:13, archived)

Will they sell it here?

I would like to get one and see what it's like

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:14, archived)

Dunno if they're 'for sale' as such?

I'm with you though, would love to see what they're like. Laptops seem dead cheap nowadays anyhow, comparatively.

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:18, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/$100_laptop

Use a portable hard disk as your main hd.

PC for less than £100.

Although the 233mhz processor is a barrier in an age where MSN messengers got higher system requirements than Half Life 1

(Woody999, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)

I want one :(

I would probably only use it once, and then put it in the corner with my ps1s, but I want one

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:26, archived)

Would be good to teach people to program on.

Yes, I know it runs well on your several Gigahertz Dual Core PC. But what about the real world!

(Woody999, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:29, archived)

Are you the Goatse man?

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:29, archived)

The goatse man changed his name

He's your uncle

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:39, archived)

You're my uncle?

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)

I was going to use that one!

Cheater!

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 23:26, archived)

hahaha

I'd love that!

quick to the drawing board!

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:14, archived)

Just don't shake it halfway

through installing Windows :)

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)

Watching porn is going to be difficult then

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:20, archived)

I love the idea!

Both the linked article and your concept.
I want to still be able to get to my email after the apocalypse.

edit: also, I am in the market for an EMF/heat resistant storage. I understand that a direct nuclear hit might damage the data on my floppy disks.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:18, archived)

$100!

£50 in real money!
That means they'll be £150 over here!
Still cheap though.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:18, archived)

Forget sanitation!

Africa needs laptops!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)

It's all about information!

they'll finally be able to look up out how long can a man survive without food or water

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)

If they can stay alive long enough to do so

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:42, archived)

why is it green?

it looks horrid!

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:00, archived)

My version

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)

But why are the bananas gone?

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)

Where do the children play?

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:45, archived)

he loves

his guns. And his maths...

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)

arf!

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:13, archived)

I want to be Captian Jack Sparrow when I grow up

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:45, archived)

I like the way you've used Johnny Depp in the pic!

woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:13, archived)

hohoho!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)

I like the way you've used Tom Hanks in the pic.

edit:
And all the other actors,Damon etc

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)

Shaving Ryan's Privates.

(Primates)

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ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)

i see people have been doing icons again

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:08, archived)

Have we?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)

ok, well maybe not today

but yesterday there were a few

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)

this is true!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)

Black Belt Tunnock's Boy

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:05, archived)

Yay for Tunnocks Boy!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:05, archived)

TAKE IT LIKE A MAN...

erm.. boy... thing...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)

why does he always have to

be so violent. can't he be nice for once?

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)

He's being perfectly nice here

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)

i'm just waiting for him to

jump up and try to force his way out of the screen

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:13, archived)

Be percussion woman!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)

TUNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOCCCCCKKKKKSSSSSSS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

*calms down*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)

MY NEW FIGHTING STYLE IS UNBEATABLE!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:30, archived)

hmm...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)

*rapes*

I hate that little rabbit-kitten-bastard cunt whatever she is

*growls*

*chases around room*

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Lord Aerixis, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)

miffy's a rabbit

unlike that japanese rip-off hello kitty

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:05, archived)

Nijntje!!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:05, archived)

I'm sorry, but in what way does it look even remotely like a kitten?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)

the feet

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mongychops, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)

yes...the feet......the feet that so haunt my dreams.....

......

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Lord Aerixis, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:08, archived)

A quick return to my fellow B3tans

Hows life treating you fellows? Here, have a drawing!

Click for bigger (94KB)

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Lord Aerixis, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:56, archived)

you never ever got back to me about what I did with your sketch

very nice by the way.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)

I havnt had the internet in a while sir

right now im at the girlfriends, and might i say how positivly fucking impressed I was that someone thought my sketch was good enough to pour their time over!

*bows*

Thankyou btw

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Lord Aerixis, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:58, archived)

oops, sorry for rushing off

watching TV to see if I'm on.

As long as you saw it, that's the main thing.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:44, archived)

hello chap

long time no see

thats ace by the way

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)

Two positive comments from my favourtite

fellows! Hows life treating you mr toast? Posted that 'toon of me yet?

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Lord Aerixis, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)

errrrrrrrrrrrr, I assume I did.

I'll post it again to be sure.

Really must do more zombies and finish making the second book.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)

Fuck/knob me, thats class!

Mind If i use it as a few avatars? You did a bloody good job sir, I love my hair!

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Lord Aerixis, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:03, archived)

Didn't I mail it to you?

maybe its trapped in your Inbox.

Yeah, do what you like with it :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:05, archived)

*bends over*

*tries*

*fails*

hehe, thanks kind sir, I shal duely return the favour one day!

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Lord Aerixis, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)

Voilence and semi-naked women,

how I enjoy combining the two in my day to day routine

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:58, archived)

Not violence TO naked women I assume...

*raises an eyebrow*

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Lord Aerixis, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)

Depends if they know their place or not

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)

*passes double-barrelled revolver*

Make sure their places are known sir.

But clean the gun afterwards.

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Lord Aerixis, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:08, archived)

i approve of anyone who uses firearms topless

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:58, archived)

Its a pity she always has her back to her victimes really.

Thats the way I'd like to die

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Lord Aerixis, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)

breasted to death sounds pretty good to me

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)

*imagines a cannon that fires breasts*

WW3 don't seem too bad now...

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Lord Aerixis, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:03, archived)

hmmmm wouldnt the breasts be a bit soggy if you had to remove them to load them into a weapon?

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:05, archived)

I always say

if you're going to blast some fools, then by all means blast them fools whilst topless and sporting the latest fashionable chaps

I'm always saying that

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)

and very good advice it is too, i beleive i shall remember that for later use!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)

haha I bet

and fyi, her jeans are made from light blue bits, black bits and dark blue bits, not chaps, but I'll forgive you this time

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Lord Aerixis, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)

That is very good, how did you draw it?

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90Nz0 on my mobile, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)

With my scrot.

And bugger me it hurt.

*friendly thump* not been here long? *checks profile* Im amazed wih that name that you survived 3 months still in one piece!

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Lord Aerixis, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)

It has been interesting, to say the lest.

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90Nz0 on my mobile, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)

*slaps on back*

Welcome anyway

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Lord Aerixis, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)

wood

and would...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)

Cool!

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:03, archived)

Thankee!

Blimey i aint seen you in ages sir!

*taps on back*

Hows life treatin' ya?

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Lord Aerixis, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:05, archived)

Now this is rather splendid

have a woo

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:05, archived)

*haves*

*folds into origami heart*

*hands back*

thankyou!

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Lord Aerixis, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)

That's really rather good.

/awaits graphic novel

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:38, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:56, archived)

haha, i can't help but worry about the poor fish

who's out there re-homing the fish? they don't belong in the highstreets :(

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mongychops, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)

I worry about all the pets, when houses are evacuated, what happens to the ctas and dogs?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:58, archived)

and the goldfish

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)

there has been 25lb carp washed up on main roads

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mongychops, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)

Cats make that crazy sneezing sound

Dog's smell like wet dogs.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)

don't worry

they make nutritious suppers

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rosey, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)

it's them that's behind it all

damn expansionist fish

(horrid, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)

they just need room to breathe

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)

Lebensraum!

Kulturekampf!

(horrid, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)

Gesundheit

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:05, archived)

FUCK THE FISH

THey can't ride anyways... no Oyster.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)

Oh, I'm lurking,

it's what I like to do.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:08, archived)

Genius

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)

Jinkies!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:27, archived)

Tag that quick

...or you-know-who is going to get it for publication (and I don't mean Lord Voldemort)

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:31, archived)

Thanks!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:24, archived)

It's all part of their masterplan

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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:56, archived)

When the swans attack

grab the neck and break off the beak.

*likes

What happened to all the F'k'n Trolls?

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)

Wow, I like that, you're very good and tallented.

Are there any girls on here who would like to come onto MSN with me?

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90Nz0 on my mobile, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:53, archived)

asl?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)

15/m/london

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90Nz0 on my mobile, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)

Me.

I'm a girl.
¬.¬
Go back to your chat rooms.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)

Hello !

How are you today?

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90Nz0 on my mobile, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)

Horny, I'm 64, a hermaphrodite, and I'm standing behind you with a wooden spoon.

Hello.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)

Wow, you are old enough to be my grandmother.

kinkey.

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90Nz0 on my mobile, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)

I'm sorry

I can't tell whether you're being serious or not.
:|

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)

with a little ivf could even be your mother!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)

does trawling for cybersex on b3ta really seem like a smart idea to ANYONE?

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)

*sheepishly raises a hand*

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:56, archived)

Get your cybercoat, YOU'VE PULLED!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)

*shakes head subtly in the way a friend warns another friend "don't do it, man"*

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)

it sounds like the best idea ever

*lubes up*

*assumes the position*

BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*farts*

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:02, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7433473

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)

I draw your attention to the bottom line of that post.

www.b3ta.com/board/7433476

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)

*may have been taking the piss*

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)

*can't tell anymore*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)

mummy, where do penguins come from?

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rosey, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:46, archived)

Jeeezus

that made me feel funny?
preg'rs ladies tums make me all funny inside

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:47, archived)

funny good

or funny bad?

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:52, archived)

:-o

edit: g0nzo would like to say "You are all terrible bullies!".

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)

why?

I think he might be mistaking bullying for caring what is posted and said on this site that we frequent.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)

A womb with a view??

Woo!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)

*loves in the FACE*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)

I concur

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

:D

edit: and that woman has a *lot* of hair...

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rosey, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)

^this

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Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)

^^this

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)

arrgh!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)

*glees*

excellent. They SHOULD make that*

....*actually maybe not

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rosey, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)

oh christ

thats me done for...bye

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)

But I'm not done yet

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:52, archived)

ok that DID give me with ick factor

:o0

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rosey, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:56, archived)

Gauhhhhh!

*chokes*

creepy!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)

phwoar

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mongychops, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:56, archived)

Pfffft

Woo

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)

*awaits goatse*

=/
Disturbing yet funny!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)

That is oddly hypnotic

And also petrifying.

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:53, archived)

phwoar

i find pregnant women so sexy

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mongychops, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:58, archived)

this gives me the fear!

(space butler has himself on ignore, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:49, archived)

Sim City - Twekesbury

(kintore_homeboy tenuous links since 1986!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:44, archived)

ooooh topical

i like :)

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rosey, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)

topical i know

if only there was a volcanno or a nuclear disaster, i'd be covered for that to!

(kintore_homeboy tenuous links since 1986!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:53, archived)

'Power plant needed'

Ho ho

(horrid, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)

And a water works

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thistle, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:25, archived)

I am now making the

"power connected" noises...

*zzzt*

*zzzt*

oh no! ANGRY CITIZENS PROTEST!!!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)

<insert bizarre llama joke>

oh how they loved their llamas

(horrid, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:53, archived)

true, how true...

has there ever been a joke about llamas?

(kintore_homeboy tenuous links since 1986!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)

Still, not as twunt

as those who bought the houses on the flood plain. Build, sell, profit.

(catsfather, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)

Sorry 'bout that(it was a nice tower and clock)

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)

DONG!

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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:34, archived)

Be a shame not to post the still

Click for updated Gif version from earlier.
Glad you liked if you did

:)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)

*happy slaps*

YAY!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)

So, basicly, you're re-hashing your old work to seek attention from random people on the internet?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)

That's rich

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)

something wrong with that?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)

...

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scoshi pretending to diet since, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)

Pfffffft

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:44, archived)

that looks like

the bukkake monkey.

YAY!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:45, archived)

hahaha

:)

I'm back from buying my dinner now, whats been happening? How many thread deletions did i miss?

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Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:44, archived)

It's repost hour!

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)

oh do go away,

theres a nice chap.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:34, archived)

Haha, oh dear.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)

'tries to click'

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:34, archived)

yup

I know, he told me earlier.

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:34, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:35, archived)

Well the animation has been vastly altered!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)

Cheers

It needed it too

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:46, archived)

*clicks*

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)

I liked it,

and I went back and clicked it!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)

uoyknahT

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:41, archived)

funneh!

CFB

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)

Excellent stuff!

Woo
[Edit] I want this! :D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)

Twas easy, I'm ashamed it took me more than 5 minutes

b3ta.com/board/7433413

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)

Yes easy

but I would not have done it.

Cheers!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)

They told me to mess around in corel draw.

I did dun this while in work experience today.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:21, archived)

Shiney!

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:22, archived)

Indeed so

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:24, archived)

that's acely shiny!

much woo.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:23, archived)

Unfortunately inspired by those fucking annoying emoticons.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:25, archived)

Like this?

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:30, archived)

The other ones.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)

fucking emoticons

I hope optimise grime kicks their asses.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:35, archived)

oooooooooooooooooooooo....

it's all shiny-like...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:24, archived)

Shiny is fun!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:25, archived)

*jumps "saying-it's-shiney" bandwagon*

SHINEY!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:25, archived)

SHINY YAY!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:26, archived)

That is very good, and you are very talented.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:25, archived)

Thank ye

It's all in the circle tool.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:27, archived)

lovely

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:27, archived)

Ta!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:27, archived)

'ning matey

Any news from FHM?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:28, archived)

no, they just ignored it

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)

Shits!

I've been thinking that is you find a non webpage based contact you'll get better response. It's quite possible they'll dismiss it as someone just trying to con money from them.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:41, archived)

true

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)

eh? wassis?

Do you need my skills? Recently my father was having some argy bargy with T-Mobile over his 4th faulty phone. They would not replace it even though nokia had withdrawn it and replaced it within a year because it was inherently faulty. Getting fobbed off on the phone and told " you just have to see the contract out" made me piss so I found out the company directors name and office and rang them playing up fuck. The MD's nice secretary sent my dad a new model the very next day after saying " I know those phones are faulty, we don't sell them now and my sisters was just the same"

Where was I? Oh yeah, go to companies house on the net, get the MD's name ( public record ) and go straight to the organ grinder.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)

nah its nothing important

just FHM online (part of EMAP) printing the Homer/doughnut toss anim without a link back to B3ta, my page, or any comment at all.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)

Skills?

When did you ascend to using the plural?!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)

haha

In my work experience (in a cosmetics factory : D) I was given the task of re-writing asteroids in VB :)

that was an easy week :D

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:28, archived)

In a cosmetics factory?

I only did half a day today, since the people who gave me the placement will be away for parts of the week, so I'm going back on the 20th of August.

I shall mainly be using photoshop style software, and the people are nice. So it's like home, but less siblings.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:30, archived)

yes... a cosmetics factory :D

I never quite understood how making asteroids in VB fitted in, but they assured me it did.

your's sounds fair fun though... there are very few B3tards that I know who would be unhappy when told to sit there and draw something :)

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)

Shiny happy pacmans

etc etc

woo!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)

Thank you =3

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)

Blimey

Nice stuff - Corel Draw's great

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)

Not so much in school though.

This is more fun though =3

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:34, archived)

Nice

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XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:30, archived)

Thanks!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)

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