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# And in today's news:
Anybody hungry?



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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/6918618.stm
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# hahahahaha!!!
that protester picture is acers!!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# hahaha
excellent side links, especially the mong wanking
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Ta
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Woo
Nice caret
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Performance enhancing drugs:
No.37 The Camberwell Carrot

Easily detected.40% higher chance of psychosis in later life.......
wow 2 news stories in one,what value for money!!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# arf!
also: I want my money back
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Mr Mediore
I've been living in your country for 15 years now......you must be familiar with GeenStijl.So many good topical dutch stories that nobody would get here......Jammer!!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# I'm familiar with it
but I really do not like their style these last years
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)
# topical dutch stories?
like making an arse of digging up a whole road and fining people for cycling along it or around it or something

/some weeks ago and forgot the actual details blog
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# ?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Arf!
But it's a 40% higher chance not a 40% chance. Still quite a low chance overall.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# your right..
its the drugs scrambling my mind........
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# good lord!!
=)
arf!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)
# haha
nicely done
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)
# hahaha, ace stuff.
The cycling thing reminds me of this I made some years ago

(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Mother, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Where are her breasts?
Lovely stuff :)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# It's always tits with you isn't it?
How do you know she doesn't have a magnificent arse, hmmmmmm?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# because he has
seen your mum naked before, remember?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# spitzenklasse!
*KLIK*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
# German's such a lovely language.
Butterfly becomes...
SCHMETTERLING!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# indeed...
and it takes a lot of spit to speak it
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# haha
I like this! *ticks*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# @_@
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# haha
office lol!!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)
# *turns off webcam*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
#
*subscribes to sky as favourite means of evening entertainment no longer available.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)
# crikey
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# and the hot fat
helps keep it piping hot!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
aaaahhhh.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Most excellent
woosome
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Fire! :O


+ a slight sharade, answer is the filename.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)
# oh pretty.....
ARGH!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)
# is this the sequel then?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Yes
*burns*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)
# pfft!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)
# what kind of present are you looking to get the Mrs?
girly? gadgety? girly and gadgety?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# girl gadgets FTW!
actually, scrap that.

Motorbikes are better. Buy her a Harley Sportster VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
#
got to be girly really. I'm thinking Jingle Jangle, and I need to hurry, as its tomorrow!
I've been on most webshites, looking, but you can never tell the quality until you actually see and feel.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)
# jangle?
get her a load of cash

nice taste in music, btw
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# I've got loads of coppers
I'll stick them in a box, and tell her to shake it then! ;)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# hmmm
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
#
She'll probably end up with a card and flowers at this rate!
I'll pop down Fish Brothers after work. Elizabeth Duke is too upmarket for me!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# fixed
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# new look vouchers.
*nods sagely*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# I'll take you burn..Da-da-derrr
FIRE!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)
# .JPEG
Makes it slightly more hurty on die Augen.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Christ, you're everywhere....
WELCOME, EarthMan!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# I am?
I'm just down there a bit
And a few replies.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)
# What-is-this-thing, you call, 'love'?
*tilts head*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Wha'?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
# *unzips*
let me show you
*bins lube*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# he - du grosser Pavian
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Lovely
How do you smell?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
#

sichtlich
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# black body color table + wind?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# A magician never reveals his secrets.
Same goes for pyromaniacs.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# I found an alien life form....


Click for less squinty (43KB)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# so many questions
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
# banana
mold
cocococola bottle
alien spaceship
alien beam
take picture
post on b3ta
*profits*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# so many answers
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)
# you really should
empty your household waste bins more often!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# it had fallen out of my bin and rolled behind
i don't normally have food in my room....
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)
# I'm going to have to *spang* you now
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)
# hahaa !
*sees what you did there* ^_^
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Congrats on your 20k!

I'm still fanning myself ;)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)
# 0_o
oh . . . fanning!


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# ^this
except fanning pissing

;)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# *spazzes back*
*drops monocle*

congrats, sir!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)
# *gets 1980s horn*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)
# ^^This^^
IN a strange way Allo Allo possibly was a major factor in my adolesent sexuality...
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# damn right
Helga, Vicki, Michelle, Rene
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nutter!

You're going toupee for this one!


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)
# haha!!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# jesus fucking christ
(also, what the hell is wrong with his hand?)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# thats his strong hand.

(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)
# pffft
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# hahah
I love Allo Allo
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
# o_O
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# haha
it's just so slapstick and stupid
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)
# My god it annoys me.
Especially the waitress with the FUCKING WEIRD FACE.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)
# She's creepy, isn't she
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# ah yeah, I don't like her
I'm glad Still Game is back on now, I was running out of things to watch
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# that was ace
"you've drawn this fiver!"
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# *fears the hand*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Helga, I vill now ruffle your hair in ze german vay!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Heh.
My maths teacher was one of the British airmen :)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Did you just...
...trent everyone?

How rude!

Also, I just lost the game. Sorry.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
# he has all the moves
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Dead or alive you're AIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# ummmm...
RIS?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)
# the song was called 21 seconds
but ed209 in robocop said "you have 20 seconds to comply*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)
# ahhhhhhh...
right.
thank you!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Hmm...
So Squid? Needs more squid!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)
# I can't quite put my finger on why this tiger is so odd...

(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)
# He's Jewish?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Are those cat ears?
Or am I being blind as to what's been changed?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Yeah
tigers have little round ears, like teddy bears.

Hence why I'm not allowed to really be round them, for fear of me advancing, arms stretched, making kissy noises.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Hahah, aww
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Has it got silly ears?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# ear ear!!
'ning mummy!!
uncle dave has taught me lots of new words!!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# 'ning son
Has he?
*glances nervously over at Dave*

Was this before or after his morning cider?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# during.
i'm all wet and smell of booze now!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# It wasn't me!
It was that scoundrel Bez!


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)
# ahem, does tist sound like bez, whoever the hell he is...
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)
# awwwww, kitty!
That is fantastic :)

Also, have a roast from last night:
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Eughhhg, Eughghghahha, Eughghgaha?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)
# JESSIE!
Have you done another subtle?

EDIT: FEEEEESH! well shopped ears! Yay!


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Heheheheh
You know I love 'em


*excitesexcitesexcites*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)
# gleeeeee!
*sexcitysexcitysexcity*


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
#
Ears of the bat!
Tongue of the Trout!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# hehehe, lovely!
/nice lugs
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)
# I'll stick me tongue in 'em for ya later
if you want


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Tigers are simply overgrown kittens
normally with big fluffy ears :)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# He's in Gloucestershire?
Maybe he was on his holidays.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
# ..


EDIT:
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# stick together
never sad buoys
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Haha!
*chortle* :)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# They don't look bad to me
just a little mischievious perhaps
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# better now?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahah
Oh god

yes.

possibly

:D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Gah!
And how's Archie this fine morning?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# rather chipper m'lovely :)
and your fine self?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Despite being at w*rk
Feeling rather bouncy meself. Have party tonight too, which is nice
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# huzzah! good stuff!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Am I still Weekend?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)
# of course, and no mistake :)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)
# *goes to pack 'special bag'*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# cor!
*has a rummage*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)
# *sighs*
i remember parties.....
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# You clearly don't drink enough then
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)
# can't.
i'm too poor and have the little 'un to looks after!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)
# should have thought of that before you got your dick wet
;)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)
# i blame the beer....
aw, i can't stay mad at the beer....
*slaps wife*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)
# heheh
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Haha
Very good!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# You int seen Bay Boys 2?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# what you gonna do?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Who's that on fire in the background?


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# it's got to be better than the orginal!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Well, what can I say
buoys will be buoys
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Haha
Ace
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# you are afflicted with comedy...there is no known cure
*CLICK*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# It's my blessing... It's my curse...
/ta :)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Hahaha
I love fridays
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)
# pffft!
beat me to it...
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Bad Buoys = Funny
Bad Buoys II = Super extra WOOYAY funny(TM)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)
# I drewded a solar eclipse :)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# TEH FLARE
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Nicely done!
Ning all!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Thankies :)
'ning
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# MY EYES
MY BEAUTIFUL EYES
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# LIES!
Du hast keinen Augen!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# MY BEAUTIFUL LIES!

und meine Augen sind sehr schön, danke
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)
# tell me lies
tell me sweet little lies
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# ummm...
you're very handsome?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Ich protestiere
Ich habe Augen in meiner Nase
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# nice!!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Best use of lens flare in 325.2 hours
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Horray!
Praise :)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)
# that's really nice!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# DrZaarlon Approves This Image!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the latest in law enforcement technology.......
...metalicock!

(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Ummm...
Lovely


Can it be buggered?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# more importantly....

*fetches milk buckets*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# just spotted the robo cdc
subtle!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# I FECKIN' LURVE Art Deco!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Sir Hattington
That's marvellous.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# very nice David
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# ^what he said
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# *spanks*
cheeky
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# What have I done wrong now?
I was only agreeing with you!

Pah!

Men, tchoi!

*folds arms and looks at ceiling*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# *admires cleavage*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# *admires cleavage*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# :|
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Wasted!
How's tricks?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Who's tricks?
I'm fine :) Been offered a job and waiting to hear back about another one. I'm hopeful that salary negotiations will be possible...

How about you?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# :S
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# you haven't done anything wrong
i just like spanking you and calling you cheeky
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# er...i mean
*admires cleavage*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# *puts face in clevege*
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# cleavage even
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# *extracts the boy*
this is man's work.

brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# how dare you, you little whippersnapper!!
*cuff round ear*
*flicks one off quick over cleavege*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Good grief!
When you've all quite finished!!!

*mops jugs*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# ;)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# *admires cleavage admirers*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# *acts saucy just for Dixon*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# *has sauce with dixon*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# *pulls down pants a little bit*
admire this cleavage!

; )
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# oh god...
*hands a wet wipe*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# dave?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Oh I say.
That's a bit special.

Right, ciggy time.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Dave?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# yes Penfold?


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# *gazes admiringly*
Yummy! V Jeeves & Wooster!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# hehehe!
It was all their fault! I watched it on Tuesday and started this shortly afterwards!


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# I LOVE that music
*hums*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# I was so upset when I found out Stephen Fry was gay.
He was so gorgeous in J+W.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# But he's so wonderfully gay
Hugh Laurie can be attractive at times, then he pulls a funny face and I go off him
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# A weird thing happened to me
I watched the first 2 series of House back to back the other week and ever since I can find Hugh Laurie attractive even when he is doing that mugging upper-class twot routine that I loathe.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# That is worrying
I like his eyes :-)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# He definitely looks better older and rougher
but then I would think that :/
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# super!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
# heheh nicely
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Where be Poirot and his little grey cells
eh?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
# *likes*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# so you should!!
here's your special brew...
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Oooh nice...
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# That certainly deserves one of these...


'ning sir!

*excites*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# *also excites*
I didn't sleep a feckin' WINK! hence finishing this pic!


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Haha, what are you like =)
Right, I'm off to do some w*rk, just to show willing...

See you later!

*mwah*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# 'ningles 'wingles papa!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# 'ning son!
Y'alreet?

I'm off to do some w*rk now... the humanity!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
damn you all to hull!!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Me too
and that's one ace pic...woo!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Woo!
thats very nice Dave.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# classic stuff
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Cor!
Ace!


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# is it just me or has the rest of the board disappered?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# oh wait, it's back
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# It did that yesterday


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# That's Lully
:)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Much aceness!
all this an puns too? You spoil us sir!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)
# because you're worth it!


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)
# * flicks hair*
you're probably right!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# ANyone else think Hollywood missed a trick


Apropos of nothing except lots of people have done wicker man stuff, which makes me a bandwagon jumper or summit.
whatever. Friday. Don't care
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# pffft
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Nicely
Done.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I actually just did that. You absolute fucking genius.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# *bows*
thank you... and sorry
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
Gleeee!



(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# wiki-wah! wiki-wah!
wiki-wiki-wyle-wild-west!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# pffft
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# haha!!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# BINGO!
heh
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# TOPSHOP!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# BURTONS!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# oof
*bums embassy*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# ^This!
:D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# *pretends Debbilgrrrl is called embassy*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# *filters her number 1??*
:S
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)
# *gets a filter*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# pffft!
you could probably get drunk off that

/hungover yet again blog
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Hahaha!



(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Dear oh dear oh dear
oh dear, etc.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# but dave
it's ladies that play bingo!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# takes one
to know one!

as the lesbian said to the other lesbian or summat . . .


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# pffft silly
these are deer tracks!

*confused*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# ever dreamt of a career in comedy!?
keep dreaming...
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Very Nice, sir
And a hale and hearty good morning to you.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# the very same to you too, my good man!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Haha!
Lovely work. :)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Hahahahahaha

That is fucking superb
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Post-it not Chloe: inked.

And a teaser page or two

I got soaked crossing the floodwaters this morning and am sitting in damp jeans that are starting to smell of the country.
I need cheering up.
What should I draw?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# A Dry Pair?
:)


Edit: Or Possibly Perkin Warbeck's Magic Newt, perhaps?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# or an au pair
;)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Hmmm, not a bad idea....
Saucy, though.

:)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)
# or.....
A Dirty Pair.....sketch that is...I would love to see Mr JJ's take on those two lovely girls..
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# ^---- thems.
Two pairs for the price of one...
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Ning Mr. JJ

Please draw not Scarlet's fanny, but the other side

Or something Nurse Sally related as cheering up.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# you dropped this:
'I need'
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# * picks up 'I need' *
* throws it in garbage can *
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)
# *give tidying up award to Toshiro*
Well done, sir.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# *bows*
I wish to thank all my friends and family
for this wonderful award.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
#
garbage can rubbish bin
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
#
garbage can rubbish bin trash barrel
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Anti-piss!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# *fears the Anti-Piss*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Melon smile
hanging by a thread

or

Moped mangle

oh and have forty Woo!s and a 'ning!


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Scarlett's asshole
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Chevron!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
# SA Baywatch
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# More stuff with post-it notes
I love post-it notes :)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# I don't think your
username will inspire JJ . . . he's mummyphobic!


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# the simpsons in your style
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# A sunbathing pig that can smell bacon
'ning
*waves*
Ta for the SkUGosarus toy!
Very Woo-Yay! :D *GLEE*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# I'm utterly chuffed with my inked
button death! *does gleeee arms*


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# some bird squeezing a trout between her tits
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# o0 o0
fish... how about the cast from Austin powers?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Stephen Speilberg and George Lucas touching HAM!
THATS RIGHT! HAM!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Scarlet trying to reduce the floods with a straw
Or the SA crew on a road trip with Scarlet in one of those cage things in the boot
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# or with her head out the window
tongue flapping in the breeze
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Haha, yes, this would do!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Amelia Earhart writing 'I love Great Yarmouth' on a wheelbarrow
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Sexy alligator!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)
# You obviously do not do enough work with cloacas
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# tenticle rape always cheers me up.
draw that.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# seeing.?
I may hope
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Sexy tape worm!
Sexy girl-crab man-rape!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# I think
You should draw something you want to draw today. Althoug a picture of the SA crew as the A-team might be quite interesting.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Bat ear foxes playing billards
with Chloe
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] What a great game :-S
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# you'd think frogs would be good at croak-et
/DTH
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# I know they would . . .
or am I Fibbin'?

EDIT: You just newt I was gonna reply didn't you?


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# yea you've got a reptilation
doh doesn't quite work
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Iguana kick yer arse
for that one!


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# im newt you'd say that
*runs away cos you've already said that one*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
# seams like fun :)
:-S
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# cut it out
:-)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Roflcopters.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# *severs artery on seams*

OW! *staunces*

*feebly whispers Woo!*

*passes out*


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# *dons nurse's outfit*
*nurses*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# *gets bino's*
*watches*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Ooh!
you made me come too!

err . . . I mean come to . . .


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Who's Don?
And why's he got a nurses outfit?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Introducing... the Jellicopter!
Or Jellocopter for countries outside Europe :)


Click for biggerer version
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Jellycopter!
Woo!


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# ˆmore of this, please
J'aime le jellies volant....
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# don't like ants either eh?
did you see the JJ i asked him to draw?
www.b3ta.com/board/7436600
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# I saw it
Bloody ants. Bastards, the lot of them
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# This is more true than truth itself.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# hehe - like it :)
he still hasn't done Perkin Warbecks' Magic Newt, though.

even though I *keep* asking him.

bloody favourtism...
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# *pokes tongue out*
well now that JJ has done one of my suggestions and all the other b3ta related things i've done.
i am now a b3ta zen master...
*zens*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# *confirms*
sorry

Edit:

One for every occaision...
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# just keep at it my son....
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# he's done 3 or 4 of my suggestions
=P
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Well, it's a good thing I like you, then.
Not necessarily a good thing for *you*, but there we are....
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# *back to the wall*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# you're just a greedy bastard.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# and your point is?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# I suspect this vehicle
has inadequate means of propulsion
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# looks a bit unsafe
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# More than a trifle unsafe I'd say
but then I would say that because it's a pun . . .


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# that's righjt
blamange.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# VROOOOMMMM!!!!!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Chivers!!!.....More speed dammit
woo
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# lovely stuff
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# yay!
now do a icecreamycopter,
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# I don't think I'm ready
for this jelly
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# well
it is only 11 o'clock :)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# hate something, change something
MAKE SOMETHING BETTER!!!

do, do da do...
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Morning! Here's a quick bear mash for y'all.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# RAWR
*falls out of tree*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Hiya Cap'n
All well with your good self?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# *dances*
It's all good until Monday, my dear- hows you?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Rockin' toward the weekend and a new laptop!
Yay!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Wowzers!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# ning
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# ningles!
Does anyone ever get this- the page is sort of loadingf (like if you refresh) and then it refreshes itself to the way it was a few minutes ago- for instance, I was replying to this message while it was loading, then it refreshed and this message from freebs had disappeared so I had to refresh again.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# It would seem not.
:)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Hmph.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)
# haha!!
soup herb!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Monsieur l'Ivesb
Comment t'allez vous ce morning?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# (c'est 'matin' en francais, mon 'tit chouchou)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Couldn't remember.
haven't injested enough coffee yet, but thanks, petal.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# *bows*
I'm just being a know-it-all little gobshite.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Feck off!
We love you to bits!!!!

*chaste hugs*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# :D
Why thank you!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# merde.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# *manly hugs*
There, there - drink this

*offers lovely cup of Pret Latte*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# *drinks*
mmm-mm!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# meep!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# blap blap
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# woo-somes!
:)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# The DTH sex guide



(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# hahahahahaha
Oh dear lord
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Now I see you!
*belms*

I'm a bit rubbish you know!

*SMOOOOOSH!*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# hahaha
That's a bit risque for you, young David.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# That's
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Sweary words!!11!!!
*faints*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Oh, don't be such a horny wang-munching
don't be such a horny wang-munchingknob-slapper!


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# i knew it!!
*points*
MUM!
DAD!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# *wraps fiver around brick*

*clobbers*

Now shaddup and go and buy some sweets!


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Whoa, that's hot!
They're fucking on fire!
etc
:)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Pixellated naughties!
Phwoar!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# I Say!
*drops monocle in vichysoisse*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# my hasn't charlie brown grown?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yeah he used to have a peanut . . .


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# he's giving it to her good!
she loves it, the dirty whoor
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# *throws cold water over the once was griffin saver*
down boy.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# *adds washing up liquid*
*writhes*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)
# she's squashing that poor snake
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Which snake?
This snake?


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# arf! :)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
He's got some front! They should make him their King! . . . then he could RAIN over them . . .


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# pffh :)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
well well what's all this then?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# want me to show you?


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Nah, that's okay
;)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Awww
what's he out hunting?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# he's out hunting for snoo snoo! :)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# death by snoo snoo
=)
=(
=)
=(
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# DO THE VOICE BRIAN
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# COWABUNGA
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Awwwwww!
Cutest. Little caveman thing. Ever.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# excellent!
he's a scary fella
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# *hides hobnobs*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# *finds*
*eats*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# *clubs*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# *spades*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# hello good sir!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Ning!
How's Freebs?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# well ta
you missed my 20k extravaganza
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# I actually didn't
I was lurking. And I laughed.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# *helps*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# *Reads filename...fears the snoo-snoo*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
Acers!

EDIT: Oogah Boogah!


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Hairy Jeremy?
I like him :-)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# totally woosum!!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# lovely
like a scottish hilltribe version of Capt. Caveman
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Who? Prodge?
C];0)


(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# I like to think this is what you actually look like
:D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# nope..this is me
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# handsome devil
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Oh YES
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# hahahaha!
magnifique or similar.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Not strictly a monument...


But would love to see Kong level Middlesbrough.

Errr, Oooook!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# *levels up*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Pfft
But would love to see Kong level Lava Ignite out the back of the Isaac Wilson.

~clicks~
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)

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