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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:25, archived)

Hahaha, it's true because it's funny!

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in vino veritas, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:26, archived)

Nice!

I can hear Zoo around the corner.

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:27, archived)

me too

but I live next to regents park

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)

Badum tish!

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)

copyright it quick!

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)

nice one

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:27, archived)

May her house be made of wine

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:27, archived)

errrrm, who?

/non-brit blog

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:32, archived)

Amy Winehouse

a singer who is somewhat prone to being "tired and emotional".

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in vino veritas, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)

cheers

*googles*
WHAT A BINT!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)

haha

She has a cock bulge.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:37, archived)

I still would

I think.

(Dr GUID, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:46, archived)

Haha good stuff

you are truly the Great Architect

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:43, archived)

hahaha

i like it, where in earth did you find sucha clear shot of an offlicence?

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 14:03, archived)

On a vaguely related

note.

http://www.b3ta.com/talk/3628341#post3628406

(Dunno how to link to just the single post)

*click*

(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 14:18, archived)

CFB, Wallpaper

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)

nice rack!

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:25, archived)

Haha, that's fantastic

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Shada, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:26, archived)

Definitely broken imagination

but nicely coloured. The background looks grease-stained.

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in vino veritas, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:27, archived)

It's not grease,

it's tentacle slime!

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Ratsta, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)

mmmyeah, baby!

*inserts*

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:27, archived)

Cool!

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CaroWallis, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:27, archived)

crikey.

*wallpapers*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:27, archived)

reminds me of the muse video for plug in baby

woo

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)

Haha This reminds me of Drawn Together.

Very w/y

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Aenesis, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:37, archived)

Now that's an amusing televisual programme

Shame I can never find out when it's on.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:46, archived)

tv-links.co.uk/listings/2/139

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:49, archived)

It's the smug smile that sets her apart, really.

Like saying "You know this is what you wanted to see, handsome. Come 'n get some..."

this is now my wallpaper, but only because you are such a weirdo

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:37, archived)

amelie's gone off!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)

haha!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)

Yay for cthulhu boobs!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:41, archived)

quick irresistable one from the match on saturday

(bad touch, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:15, archived)

Hahaha

might lead to a penal-T, though.

Plus: you obviously stole my original picture:

Shame shame shame!

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xandmi, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:17, archived)

pffft!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)

pfft

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)

Pffft!

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:18, archived)

Are they taking turns?

hahaha

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:21, archived)

Hahaha - á la Viz

"Me next."

"Yes"

"Then me."

"Me also."

"I shall go after him."

Etc..

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)

table top frolics - woo!

and a queue!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)

Oh my!

Which one's Winona?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)

Dunno

But I'd Ryder!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)

*tumbleweeds*

HA!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:45, archived)

O_O

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)

I like your style Z

pity there isn't an "I been to thailand too" song.
coulda pearoasted for comp!
*goes to bed*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:52, archived)

arf!

animate it!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)

If only...

I knew how!

(bad touch, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:32, archived)

Last one before I go eat lunch

Apologies for my lack of MS Paint talent.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:15, archived)

now do a Girls of Porn one

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:19, archived)

In my glorious triangle-bodied paint stylings?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:20, archived)

exactly

"my hands are tired and my dick gets sore, but the girls of porn want more"

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)

hmm... how tempting

but first, lunch!

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:25, archived)

we got....

gushin gonads and tingling tushes
hairy balls and hairy bushes
s&m, whips and chains
pregnant ladies with the m m m m m menstrual pains....

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:26, archived)

We got girls who eat your pee and poo

and guys who love to fuck you shoe

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:42, archived)

there's she-males, lesbos and shaved beave,

D-cup mommas with so much cleave
senior citizens who love to watch
and sniff those skidmarks from your crotch....

YEEEEEAAAAAAH!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:49, archived)

I'm going to get a cup of coffee

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 14:07, archived)

*makes [ THAT NOISE! ]*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 14:21, archived)

Parapalegic

inhuman liar!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:21, archived)

You have to be careful

donkeys are terribly flammable

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fuscous, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)

I LOVE THIS!

can i request Love Is A Fist?
Woo *click*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:25, archived)

Yes, you damn well can!

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:26, archived)

sod it

do the whole album - it is very worthy!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:27, archived)

I like your idea

And wholeheartedly agree with you about the worthiness of that album.

Their whole discogrpahy might be stretching it though.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)

never

i did California a coupla months ago - so much fun to make and then sit back for a RIS shower!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:37, archived)

Disco Volante ftw!

'Ma Meeshka Mow Skwoz'

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:42, archived)

The Raging Wrath Of The Easter Bunny

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:51, archived)

Have you checked the microwave for pets?

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)

[another loop; last one for today; apologies to hubare ;?)]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:09, archived)

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:10, archived)

I loved the little knitted characters.

They sold the set in Wool*worths too! :)

*Ahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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CaroWallis, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:12, archived)

not worth it's own thread

lol

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:13, archived)

I have the marvin

I don't really do cute, but he was awesome

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:13, archived)

Alan Rickman was perfect.

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CaroWallis, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:19, archived)

I love the bit in another sequence of the improbability drive

where the ship becomes Douglas' head for a short moment :)

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:16, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:17, archived)

I love that

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:22, archived)

HAHAHAHA!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)

haha :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:25, archived)

haha

awesome!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)

lovely

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:19, archived)

A W E S O M E!

Go Dr Z *click*!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)

yep

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:07, archived)

You went to all the effort of shopping the cow and background,

Then added a seamy picture of Prescott's head over the top?
unless most of that image isn't yours.

Either try harder or don't piss over other people's hard work

/unfluff today

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:08, archived)

*gets lurking net*

*snares KW*
Hello you!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:09, archived)

'lo trelly

*gnaws hole*
I'm wearing boots of escaping!
*flees*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)

*trips*

*pins down*
Why you lurking, eh?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:12, archived)

Donno, work really

And I've gotten kinda tired of /board recently.

Hows you?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:13, archived)

You're tired of us?

*cries*
I'm good, just trying to get out of a rut. And I've got my driving test coming up, which I'm dreading!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:16, archived)

Ooh, good luck

Not tired of you guys. Just /board in general.

That and I discovered hours of NHL videos on google video

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:17, archived)

'lo Weasel!

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:10, archived)

'lo Pavlovovov

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)

Yer a grumpey trousers today...

whats up?

EDIT: Grumpyness justified in this case.
Apple-logies

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:13, archived)

*shrugs*

I've been doing tiresome data entry today. Its lengthy and fucks up when you try import anything with a £ sign. It seems to ignore all data to follow "£"

With pisses on my chips since its stuff for an accounting course.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:16, archived)

Tell em to sod off*

*Joe Scaramanga does not condone the use of 'sod off' to bosses

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:23, archived)

*ruffles fur*

look, yer all fluffy now!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:19, archived)

*smooths down tufts*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)

I'm guessing you did the head bit

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:08, archived)

^this

without any real effort at all.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)

could be...

i21.photobucket.com/albums/b260/infurnoASH/wisconsonMotorcycle.gif
although even that seems to be edited

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)

you got me

(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:13, archived)

I recommend that you leave

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:18, archived)

This looks like the original source, maybe

www.surfersam.com/funny-pictures/cow.gif

www.b3ta.com/board/7505137

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:15, archived)

yep

OMG B3TANS USE THINGS FROM THE INTERNET :)
(ok, without mentioning the only slightly edited source in this case, which is naughty)

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:19, archived)

yep

got to start somewhere

(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)

but if you post something like that without a comment/link to the source

you lead people to believe you made the whole thing

we don't like that in these parts

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:42, archived)

yay!

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:09, archived)

this has it all

tension, romance, drama, manatees

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:10, archived)

I think

'Dramanatees' would have been a much more awesome way of saying those last two.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:12, archived)

i love you, Count Vanderhoff.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:12, archived)

fail

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:10, archived)

Remember this?

www.b3ta.com/board/7474102

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xandmi, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)

Looks familiar

http://www.surfersam.com/chat.htm
hamtoucher, etc...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:13, archived)

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:14, archived)

you have also broken one the sacred b3ta laws.

*tutts*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:21, archived)

HE'S BROKEN TUTT!?

*cries*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)

it's ok, we can rebuild her!

*grabs selotape*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)

Whoops!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:26, archived)

Cunt.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:16, archived)

You suck

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:17, archived)

Ham and beef toucher

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:18, archived)

the first in a series of life lessons for infant children...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:53, archived)

so says

the poo-munching green dog of doom!

Woo! you weirdo!
Hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:54, archived)

^this.

with more poo-munching

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:55, archived)

I'd do anything that dog suggested

in case he licked my face

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:56, archived)

I liked your face

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:58, archived)

it's still sticky

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:59, archived)

\o/

no one gets me quite like you do.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:05, archived)

DrZaarlon Wants To Hide From This Image.

*w/y*

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:56, archived)

I like it. I like the shades of green used.

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CaroWallis, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:56, archived)

it's true.

i wish i'd spend more time learning and not being seduced by all the teachers....
*sobs*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:57, archived)

does seduced mean 'buggered horribly'?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:58, archived)

The closest I got to seduction at school was...

... being offered an ice lolly on my way home by my teacher who was my neighbour.
I remember it distinctly (it being about five years ago). It was a fruit pastille lolly. Yummy too.

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CaroWallis, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:59, archived)

what?

WAS WHAT?

aaarrgggh - the suspense!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:59, archived)

this:

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:00, archived)

*apoplexies*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:01, archived)

Sorry, I pressed return too early!

I'm not all that used to b3ta anymore!

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CaroWallis, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:01, archived)

welcome back by the way

how is the outside?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:02, archived)

there's an outside now?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:04, archived)

well there are rumours

but I'm not buying it

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:06, archived)

yeah

I keep putting all of my money into second life real estate... it's bound to pay off!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:08, archived)

Its all go-go-go!

What with crazy relationships and work and the floods and the rage-inducing sun.

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CaroWallis, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:04, archived)

you work for a living now?

can't the floods, the sun and the craziness cancel each other out somehow? Work on that

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:06, archived)

You sound surprised.

And they're all mixing to form a huge cloud of glee!

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CaroWallis, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)

A colon?

Is this bottom-related?

EDIT: You've edited now and my reply isn't funny :(

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in vino veritas, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:01, archived)

I remember when it was funny though

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:02, archived)

Good times, good times

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:03, archived)

Those were the days, eh?

*puffs on pipe contemplatively*

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in vino veritas, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:03, archived)

was it a pink lolly?

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:01, archived)

I never got seduced at school

The headmistress' daughter did though, by most of the science department

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:02, archived)

yeah

get it on with the boss' daughter... that'll show 'em!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:03, archived)

Our chemistry teacher was a creepy bugger

All girl's school and he started a rugby club...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:08, archived)

our chemstry assistant was a very cute twenty-something lady

used to pretend to give blow-jobs to test tubes from within the prep room so that only us boys in the back row could see it

naughty minx!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:04, archived)

pfft!

dirty mare!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:05, archived)

our biology teacher used to wear see-through blouses

and deliberately stand in from of the windows with her arms raised so that we could see her fantastic bosom.

*too many memories overload*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:08, archived)

our biology teacher was called Mrs. Badcock

and she had the largest buzooms I have ever seen... ever.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:09, archived)

that's to make up for her name

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:10, archived)

My physics teacher did all of this

Only without the word 'fantastic'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:10, archived)

hmmmm are science teachers inherently more pervy?

/did modern languages - everyone just had BO and made unfunny literary jokes blog

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:13, archived)

they seem to be

all my physics teachers were pervs too

one pinged my sister's bra strap so she hit him

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:14, archived)

I don't

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:59, archived)

(this started out as a picture of a panda for you... then went dreadfully dreadfully wrong!)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:01, archived)

Isn't that always the way?

You try and make a sexy panda but you end up with a green dog of regret.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:02, archived)

There's a lesson there for us all

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in vino veritas, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:06, archived)

I have never wished this

I'm perfectly fine without hard work.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:01, archived)

[NoReason]

[Edit: DrZaarlon Isn't spoiling you that much ;?)
It's only a slightly cut down loop from the recent film]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)

Weeee!

Babelfish!

Have a DNA post!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:38, archived)

Further meaning of Liff is currently my porcelain palace read

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:42, archived)

Good choice :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:44, archived)

I've still got a first edition MOL somewhere

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:47, archived)

*jealouses*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:50, archived)

Meteorological Oligarcic Lymphnode?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:50, archived)

Well duuuh!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:52, archived)

how dare you

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:52, archived)

sorry

but you are walking funny today

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:53, archived)

the operation isn't till next week

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:55, archived)

I hope it goes well

will they give it to you in a jar?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:57, archived)

I hope so

I want to add a lightbulb to it and turn it into an art installation

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:59, archived)

standing in that position, with that expression, I keep expecting him to go 'Milky Milky'

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:44, archived)

Still fresh:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:46, archived)

Yo home to Bel Air!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:52, archived)

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:08, archived)

Hahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:15, archived)

I love that soooo much

*cries*

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:57, archived)

oo now this is good

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:38, archived)

Babel fish?

Is woo :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:38, archived)

From Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

good 'nings sexah

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:39, archived)

Yes, thought so

'lo young Dave! *glomps*

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in vino veritas, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:41, archived)

Phwoar!

Thats sexual harrasment
*gets in a sneeky grope as he pretends to push away*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:42, archived)

Hahaha

Silly :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:44, archived)

DrZaarlon is spoiling Sir Dave the Hat - 'Poit!' - Ta!

wiz zees post! Woo!
Gleeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:38, archived)

brill!

that's insanely good

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:39, archived)

Woo!

That is lovely! *clicks*

*clicks again*

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:39, archived)

am I missing something...?

are you just converting video clips from HG2TG to .gif or is there something I've not picked up on?

(likeajackhammer, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:44, archived)

[Nope, that's exactly it...

...just using b3ta as a place to practice optimisation, and technique....]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:55, archived)

I like that

have a woo and a half

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:45, archived)

oooh that's very nicely done that

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:46, archived)

*baits hook with bread*

gonna be fish on the menu tonight!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:47, archived)

Have some more anti-humour

(Cannibal Corpse - Vomit The Soul)

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:35, archived)

o_O

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)

That just made me & the Mrs laugh like loons!

(well maybe more so me)
/she laughs more normal than I do.
*click*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)

Pfft

I hate my laugh. And thankyouverymuch.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:38, archived)

sorry,

I did not realise that this was a compo*
*scotch.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:50, archived)

Cannibal Corpse are disturbingly shit

Edit: It made me laugh though

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:44, archived)

I didn't say I liked them

most death metal is a bit sucky.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:45, archived)

Nothing wrong with Death Metal!

Some Cannibal Corpse stuff is a bit hard to listen to, but alot of their music is technically amazing.

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Aenesis, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:06, archived)

Hahaha

excellent choice of band, although personally I would have gone for Hammer Smashed Face ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:46, archived)

There's still time :p

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:50, archived)

oh yes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:03, archived)

City of Tiny Lights (bloody huge)

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:26, archived)

needs more norks

and this goes for the thread below

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)

[See the Tiny Auto Horns....

...n' how they tiny bloww-oh-uh-oh...]

w/y/h

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:35, archived)

Woo!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9otVXZv-2U4

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:35, archived)

Zankity ,Zankity ! Zank Zank Zaaank!

Did a wank in to a tank!
then came along a guy named fred,
Zank shot him right in the head!
'cos he did not want him to have a waaank,
Right into that Zappa Taaank!
Becaaaaaauuse....
Fred Zappa mutant child would sound quite silly now wouldn't it?

/may not have had a bottle of scotch for celibratory reasons at all today.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)

And

WOOOO!
Lovely pic mate.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:50, archived)

lovely prose mate

you're a .......

(you nut!)

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:22, archived)

Woo!

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)

I do adore that song

woo!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:47, archived)

i cant say i have a fave FZ song/tune

but this one is definitely in my top 10
(out of ten as i hate restricting options!)

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:21, archived)

same here

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:44, archived)

Don't bother to click, it's not worth it

Oh, and:
Ghostie - No, I don't
Prof - No, I didn't
Pavlov - Lies! (It was the green ones)
Ghostie again - Well, you know me and fluff!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:26, archived)

This is my

1000th POST!

Can we share celebrations?

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:27, archived)

Woo to 1000

needs more nekkidness!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)

o_O

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:29, archived)

You need nekkidness for your 1000s!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:30, archived)

Quite right

*concurs*

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in vino veritas, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:31, archived)

Text works well with me.

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:31, archived)

T'is the way of the b3ta

Either naked or not at all.
I've personally been naked more often than Miss January from the playboy bunny Calender.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)

I'll go for not at all.

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:35, archived)

indeed

and much better looking with your bunny ears and puffy tail!
;)

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)

Those wern't bunny ears

And Domo isn't a fluffy tail either

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)

Oh noes, Domo!

Still better the June one, in Teletubbies outfit.

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:46, archived)

That's twice then:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)

absolutely!

is mandatory!

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)

I have never done nakidness

you can't make me

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)

More Jam!

And congrats to both of you!

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:31, archived)

Cheers!

On Mrs T's behalf too.

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)

ello chap

I've just turned down Zoo's gracious request to use my Chicken Lidl image.
So if you do spot it in next weeks, it's not meant to be there ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)

Jelly!

Congratulations Mrs T!

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in vino veritas, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:27, archived)

HAHAHAHA

Woo to 8000!

With any luck my 25,000 will tie in with my 5th bidet!

EDIT: Ooo coming up to your bidet too!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)

It is indeed. I may mayke cayke

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:32, archived)

I may eatie cayke!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)

Chocolate? Victoria Sponge?

What would you like?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:35, archived)

BATTENBURG!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)

^this

with more spacking out over cake.

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)

*spacks out*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)

lol!!!!

Brillo!

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)

Oh....absolutely....

Apologies for crapness of camera phone

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 14:17, archived)

Ugh, really?

*sets fire to marzipan factory*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:39, archived)

ok, how about

CREAM HORN!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)

Sounds kinky

I'm game

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:42, archived)

CREAM HORN FTW!

*obvious jokes about cream and horn*

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:44, archived)

CARROT CAYKE!:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)

I shall think about it

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)

Is that

Jelly?

It has Bounce!

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)

congratulations m'dear

good on ya!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)

congrats mrs!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)

No tits,

Shame, nice looking jam though.

(

Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)

Jellynorks!

well, after a fashion

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:29, archived)

COR!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:29, archived)

JELLY!

Congrats and good 'nings

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:29, archived)

Congratulovelyations!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:29, archived)

ZOMFG!1 TANLINELOL!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:29, archived)

tanline?

*looks again*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:30, archived)

*also looks*

What's he on about?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:31, archived)

unless the cleavage is shopped...

your chest is white and your arms look like you've artificially inseminated a cow

(likeajackhammer, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:41, archived)

*checks again*

/blatant exaggeration blog

(likeajackhammer, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:43, archived)

Strange lighting I assure you

My skin is pure alabaster

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:44, archived)

is this

some kind of jelly breast joke

(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:30, archived)

yes ma'am, it's very impressive, but we're just here to ask a couple of questions.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:31, archived)

humina humina

woo yay congratumalations!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:30, archived)

Woo!

'grats!

EDIT: If anyone can listen to Radio 7 RIGHT NOW! you'll hear Tony Hawkes singing Girlfriend in a coma to the tune of Tiptoe through the tulips!
Hurray!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)

Radio 7?

wtf?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:35, archived)

Digital

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)

Series: 45 - Show: 3.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:39, archived)

could be

however apparently I am a week out C]:0(

It was last week
Doh!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:42, archived)

How confusing!

Congrats

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)

congratulations!

woo to you!

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:35, archived)

Yay!!!!

Contratumalations!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:35, archived)

Dr Zaarlon Approves Of This Jelly

[congrats MrsTrellis]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)

happy boobs! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:39, archived)

just got back!!

have a quick woo!! and phwoar!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:46, archived)

Yay

congrats miss!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:50, archived)

[NoReason]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:21, archived)

but where will all the BBC roving reporters go now?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:22, archived)

they will GET THEIR ASS TO MARS!

where it will be pinched by a martian!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:22, archived)

the chances for that are a million to one

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:26, archived)

think of one...

I FUCKING DARE YOU!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:22, archived)

b3ta user 30035 approves of Dr Zaarlon's post

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:22, archived)

b3ta user 3141 also approves

(exyzed, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:27, archived)

haha, your UID says "BOOBS" :)

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:27, archived)

haha

I never noticed that

probably cos I don't have any

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)

Be careful with flashing posts.

I like this, but some people might not.

For example (flash warning)
b3ta.com/board/7503568

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:23, archived)

I got kicked out of a club for having eyes like that once.

W/Y/H

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:24, archived)

From the Hitch Hikers movie?

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:24, archived)

Boom!

Good weekend?

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in vino veritas, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:26, archived)

lo, yes thanks...

..a rather pleasant weekend, involving the G-Man, no less ;?)

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)

So I hear

I hope the said G-man conveyed my felicitations to you?

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in vino veritas, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)

[he most certainly did....

...I trust you are all of teh well?]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:43, archived)

Fine!

I am having a lovely day doing very little of any significance or use. It's quite nice! And you?

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in vino veritas, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:45, archived)

[...sounds like awesome-ness :?)

..I be proscrastinating after me lunch, in the place of work, and enjoying it too :?) ]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:48, archived)

Zank approves of this post

woo and yay!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:27, archived)

cheesy

(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:16, archived)

Favourite

(

M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:17, archived)

You are emmental case.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:19, archived)

Edam you and your puns!

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:20, archived)

This may get slightly cheesy.

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:20, archived)

Yarg-onna get 'em anyway.

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:21, archived)

This could go on tilsiter day

rhymes too

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:23, archived)

The puns could go on from-age to age.

But there'd be leicester go round.
(unless you gruyère own, of course).

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:27, archived)

better tread caerphilly

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:23, archived)

You cheddar believe it!

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:26, archived)

mumtaz!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:19, archived)

Isn't that a curry restaurant in Bradford?

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:20, archived)

Yes it is

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:21, archived)

I know that because I used to live there

In Bradford, not the Mumtaz. Obviously.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:22, archived)

Was it nice?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:25, archived)

No.

And I got a severe kicking for being white. I ended up with a nice boot-print shaped bruise on my face.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:31, archived)

hot seamy loving!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:17, archived)

there's just one thing I don't understand

maybe you could help me out a little bit here.

On the night your wife was murdered, you said you were at the Country Club with your business partner. However his secretary told us he had to cancel that appointment due to other commitments, but the table booking at the club shows that he was there. So how was he in two places at once?

Also the CCTV shows that you did it anyway.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:18, archived)

Hahahahaha!

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:19, archived)

Ah, one last thing...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:19, archived)

I loved Columbo

total nonsense but fantastic

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:20, archived)

You've still spelt it fucking wrong.

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:18, archived)

Have you put any effort into this?

Use a spell checker!!!

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:19, archived)

Seamental?

Seamton?
Seamphilly?
Seamar?
Seamonzola?
Seamonbert?

what kind of cheese is it?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:20, archived)

Pfffft!

Semen!
lollox! roflcopter!

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:21, archived)

maybe swiss

Leerdammer

(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:22, archived)

I'm sure Columbo's favourite is reggiano

(

fuscous, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:24, archived)

run out of marbles

just ask Columbo

(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:27, archived)

Spellcheck

Still my favourite.

I mean, come on, I GAVE you the spelling.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:27, archived)

the ideas passed now

now point changing it

(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)

I've spent too long on this already

Click for bigger (89KB)

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:12, archived)

Pffft!

*clicks*

(

head-doctor ololololo, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:13, archived)

pfft

in the other news: I think I saw a cheesy thread deletion. Please don't do that.

(

Your watch is BACK, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:14, archived)

^this.

I got angry with him too.

(

head-doctor ololololo, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:16, archived)

That's absolutely brilliant

But I have not a clue what it all means :(

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:14, archived)

We can explain it to you for $5,000,000.17

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:18, archived)

Scientology

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dianetics

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:19, archived)

That mans top.

He creates a religion based on aliens, which you have to pay your way into, whilst also being...a science fiction author, and having been quoted as saying that the best way to make money is to start your own religion.

Everyone who believes that shite is the idiot.

Not that its any less plausible than a Sky-wizard creating the world in seven days, its just so obviously bull-shit, for the reasons listed above.

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:16, archived)

well yes, but it's like the masons*

the people with brains are buying their way in so that they can socially network with other rich people and fuck over the idiots with not much money who've fallen for the bullshit

*in that it's basically a secret society based on the principle of furthering the cause of it's members

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:19, archived)

His logic was impeccable

1. People will believe any old crap
2. I'm good at making up old crap
3.
4. PROFIT

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:19, archived)

needs more made-up crap in no. 3.

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:23, archived)

but the penultimate step is traditionally left blank

and I got bored

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:25, archived)

that's ok

you've left enough space for me to imagine some old crap in

*imagines*

ahhh, better

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:26, archived)

Pfft

Needs more David Miscavige.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:17, archived)

Excellent!

*clicks*

(

Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:03, archived)

U2 Worst Lyrics Ever

"There's an insect In your ear If you scratch It won't disappear"
U2's Staring at the Sun

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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:06, archived)

*confused*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:07, archived)

DOT COM!

Yeah lully though:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:08, archived)

My elelphant has no trunk?

noons!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:07, archived)

TERRIBLE!!1!

lololololol

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)

How does he take his luggage on holiday?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:11, archived)

he makes charlie carry it.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:12, archived)

Yeah but he got done last time at the airport

for carrying charlie:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:19, archived)

How do his trees stay upright?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:11, archived)

How does he remember stuff?

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:15, archived)

My ear canal is bleeding!

confused but liking the animation.

(

Your watch is BACK, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:08, archived)

Scratch my face

Until my ears bleed?

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:08, archived)

Excuse me chaps & chapets,

Where would I find the best hosting of futurama?
In particular season 3 eppisode 1 (well, that was the one recommended to us)
thankyou.
Edit: & Woo! to the anim BTW!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:10, archived)

what what whhhhaaaaa

oh no you did not just ....

google ..... torrents... duhh

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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:11, archived)

google is useless for proper free screening!

there used to be a place called "youtvpc.com" I suported and nurtered their development as they slowly upgraded their website and then BANG!
Banner ads and a fee to join!
Cunts.
Fucking " reel in" fatherfuckers.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:15, archived)

meh

I just have 6 TBs of every TV show/film deemed good so i just torrent DL then yay

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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:17, archived)

'ning Pigeon

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:12, archived)

Ning PD!

I trust you are resting well and behaving yourself?*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:17, archived)

this might help.

www.tv-links.co.uk

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:12, archived)

And here I was expecting Deagnosti!

Thanks moit!
*may not be back for a while*
(me & wifey time).
No, we do not get off to cartoons. But we do enjoy having a laugh together.
(not directed at you Mr.Ons, Just the rest of the potential smart arses here that I love so much;)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:21, archived)

I'd imagine it'd stream from www.tv-links.co.uk

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:19, archived)

If you don't mind downloading the whole season

try scrapetorrent.com

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:21, archived)

or just

un tick what eps you dont want .....

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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)

you are a legend gronk.

Any word on the dates for Qld Vs. here yet?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)

Not yet.

I'll call him up and let him know not to hold it on that weekend, I'm all set for bogantasia.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)

Hahahahahaaa!

you better!*
* this bogan anouncement proudly brought to you by "grants"+ scotch whisky.
+(grant is a cunt & he did not deserve it anyway)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:48, archived)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)

Needs either bounce or splatter

Good though :-)

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(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)

We are talking about this one

And not your 8000th aren't we?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)

hehe

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)

Possibly, but that would be telling

1 *runs to get lunch*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)

Is it sexah lunch?!

EDIT: HAHAHA I can say anything I want and you can't reply without pissing up your 8000th post!

Ms Trelly pleasures octopuses for smarties!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)

that is a very interesting fact that I will be sure to pass on

hey - everyone - did you hear, Trelly had a three way romp with a bucket of octopusses and the guy who invented smarties!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:07, archived)

I heard that incident inspired the creation of blue smarties.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)

which were later withdrawn

when people discovered they were little parcels of octopi spunk

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:14, archived)

I heard there were tribbles present!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)

I heard it was broadcast live in real time over the internet

and the whole of North Korea was given the option of watching it if they wanted to or not if they didn't.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:12, archived)

I heard the screams

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:10, archived)

I heard she gyrates in the moonlight

in the light of the full moon, waiting for the octopus king to take her away and pleasure her once more.

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:11, archived)

I heard the king died from exhaustion before they were halfway through the night.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:13, archived)

Now she cries on the beach

sobbing tears of pure smarties.

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:18, archived)

I think you should post it now

and then you can have your lunch in the warm glow of sexy b3tan compliments

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:04, archived)

it's got bounce

maybe a bit too subtle.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)

I see it

but make some blood spurt out of his arse

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)

haha!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)

no genitalia!

prove he's a boy!

nicely done though!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)

Hahaha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:14, archived)

hahaha

I like

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:14, archived)

YAY !

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)

Not magenta

FAIL

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)

Needs more magenta

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)

It's an albino cock

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)

Magenta

foo'

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)

pfft!

*hugs* (sig)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)

yay

attention!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)

*attends*

*panders*

*sexes*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)

wow

sexy pandas... I used to have a gif of a panda with a bucket on his head doing a sexy dance... but I lost it in move after my first age on b3ta.

It is a sad story... you might have liked it.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:04, archived)

*laughs*

*cries*

that was just beautiful

I think I love you.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:08, archived)

don't fight it - you know you do...

~~I feel like drawing a panda!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 12:11, archived)

HA!

Take that Marketing! KA-POW!
gleeeee!