(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 13:19,
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I've always wondered how even the non-student thirty somethings with real jobs
can actually post as much as they do on b3ta at work during the day.
When i'm at work, I do stuff like some work, with the occasional browse of the board
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 13:23,
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Unfortunately for you
you have a job that requires your presence and attention. Most of the wastrels here sit at desks in large offices knowing full well that someone will do the work at some point ;)
Me? I just sit on my arse most days ( although I am building a dorma in my auntie's roof right now. Fucking relatives, you can't refuse to do the jobs can you? )
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 13:28,
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I was part of that research into the Yangtze Dolphin becoming extinct, be it in a small way
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 13:43,
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don't need to be a boffin
to understand the demise of that river dolphin. Stop dumping your shit in the river you thick cunts. ( they are not extinct right? I'm sure they still live in the estuary and wash )
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 13:46,
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Sam's team were fairly convinced they're gone, sadly
I reckon it needs a big animated burst of light coming out her cunt I think. But is still very woo.
(Sir Pigeon NipplesDid you sit in some sugar?,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:40,
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EEEEEEEEEEEEW!
I just saw walking-round-old-guy-in-a-suit-who-always-goes-through-the-bins-on-the-street. take a piece of gum off the top of the bin and start chewing it!!!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:41,
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is that daft punk's girlfriend?
:)
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:59,
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just a random piccy
found on Google image search.
(Phoenixx1973Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party.,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:03,
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What were you searching for, dead whores?
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:05,
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Either that, or EXPLODVAGINE.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:06,
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I heard that Hamleys had to remove that from their joke section.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:17,
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THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO, THEY WERE JUST TOO CHICKENSHIT TO PRINT IT.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:19,
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You have a large amount of registered users there:P
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:21,
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LIAR.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:28,
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*awaits for pance ignition*
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:32,
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YES.
And on that note, nine hours of drinking is taking its toll.
'Night all!
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:33,
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nine ours?!
Lightweight:P
night night. May the finest of kebabs be your pillow to speed you to the land of nod.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:38,
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badly packed kebab, naturally
(mutster101fell over,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:39,
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Well it wouldn't be the same not to find a scattering of salad in your bed the next day!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:42,
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I CAN NeVER KEEP TRACK OF MY DEAD WHORES, I NNED LIKE A BLACKBERRY OR SOMETHING
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:26,
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A BLACKBERRY DOESN'T HELP.
TRUST ME ON THIS.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:27,
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"WHORES DON'T GET A SECOND CHANCE."
/SPOLIERALERT
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:29,
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JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZ
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:30,
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(mutster101fell over,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:23,
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That's lully
but even better when you work out how it was done.
Velly clever:D
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:26,
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thank you
Jigsaw Anims are the future! :D
(mutster101fell over,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:28,
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I thought that was the children?:P
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:34,
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you believe that do you?
teach them well and let them lead the way, etc?
(mutster101fell over,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:35,
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Bollocks to that!
Teach them well and they can wipe up after me when I'm old and incontinent!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:43,
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"No matter what they take from me, they can't take away my digniteeeeeee!"
Well that bit's not about drugs then, is it?
(mutster101fell over,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 13:32,
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cor!
the aurora borealis is a bit racy today, isn't it?
(mutster101fell over,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:15,
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Now there is something I wish i knew how to do....
How to make the light burst ripple like an aurora. But I don't know which software is best and easiest to use. my copy of CS3 didnt come with the animation thingy :( Yarr!
(Phoenixx1973Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party.,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:19,
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i'd imagine doing several different versions with the settings slightly different and then stringing them together would do the trick
(mutster101fell over,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:20,
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it's only three colours, and i deleted 10 frames out of boredom i really wanted to do it in colour, but knowing just how frigging long it takes me to make one frame, i'm glad i didn't bother now.
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:02,
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Very nice
I shall look for a source gif.
I never know where to look for them... maybe I should make my own.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:33,
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This is a PIZZA.
DO NOT PRETEND THAT I CANNOT SEE THESE THINGS.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:34,
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hell is cold pizza?
or is it that hell is coated in manky cheese?
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:35,
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GIRL WE'VE COME
TO THE EE-EEND OF THE ROAD
AND I JUUUST CAN'T LET GO.
SHUT UP.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:36,
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it's
unnatural
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:38,
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A girl sang this into my answering machine once.
at the time I thought it was hilarious and played it to all my friends. These days I just wish I could get that kind of action.
One of my mates is in a three-year relationship with her now.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:40,
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i had a message once
from some unknown kid, crying and telling me that his tortoise was dead. i still don't know who he was.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:41,
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Late at night, when I was a little TOO out of it, I used to leave messages like this.
"Listen, I don't know your name, but I've just slept with your missus. I really think we should talk about it, call me on (good friend's phone number)."
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:45,
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hahahaha!
i learned a good one from watching Roseanne. i called some girl i hated, knowing that her husband had been on a business trip the previous weekend without her. "hello, mrs. x? this is the receptionist at the (insert name here) hotel. our cleaner has found your black silk negligee in your room. would you like us to post it to you?"
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:49,
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That reminds me of the time I went to a mates house (they had a rather Large Turtle)
To be greeted at the door by his wife asking "Have you seen our turtle?" With a confused look on my face I said "was he about this high?" With an 1/2"gap between my fingers indicating the height. "No, he was rather large" She responded. "Oh, thats a pity 'cos there is one this high (as previously mentioned), and thiiiis wide (making my arms link up into the biggest posible circle) just on the road over there!" (it had been well fucked up by a car) She cried. I was not that popular that day.
(Sir Pigeon NipplesDid you sit in some sugar?,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:51,
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STICKBALL!
WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY?
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:53,
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woo to you, sir.
second lol of the day!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:53,
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HELL IS DRAWING ON A TOUCHPAD.
My pizza was coated in delicious fresh mozzarella.
IT'S GONE NOW
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:38,
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awwww
you should have gone for the curry, it tastes even better cold
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:42,
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Dial-up's a bit slower, but at least I can smoke and drink while I'm on the internets.
and eat pizza.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:42,
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THIS IS WHAT YOU GET.
MOZZARELLA POLICE, ARREST THIS GIRL, HER CHARLIE SHEEN HAIRDO, IT'S MAKING ME FEEL ILL.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:42,
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HOW MUCH DRY MACARONI DO I NEED TO COOK TO MAKE TWO CUPS COOKED?
SCIECNCE.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:45,
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1.5 CUPS.
TRUST ME ON THIS.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:46,
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I HAVE SOME ORGANIC CAVATAPPI. IT BETTER BE GOOD.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:59,
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PROMISE ME YOU HAVE MADE THE PESTO YOURSELF.
PLEASE SAY YES.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:01,
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WHAT AM I, GAY?
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:03,
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I STILL HAVEN'T WORKED THAT ONE OUT FOR SURE.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:04,
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Skirtchaser, I'm rarely wrong.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:07,
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ROFL.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:11,
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Not to say sheep and small ponies should be left alone with him.
But enough abuse, both liquid and text.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:15,
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POKIEMON!
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:16,
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ESPECIALLY A DUDE IN A SKIRT.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:25,
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are you wearing
rubber gloves?
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:06,
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THERE IS PIZZA IN HELL.
I WILL FEAST ON IT.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:35,
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YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THIS. DO NOT. SHUT UP ABOUT IT.
I sent a similar message from my boss's email on friday night.
Furburger will tell you all about the aftermath tomorrow.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:38,
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THIS IS TED TURNER. PLEASE STOP CALLING ME LIKE THIS.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:39,
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I CAN SEE EVERYTHING.
I CAN HEAR EVERY WORD.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:40,
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IT'S NEAR 4 AND I STILL HAVE RUM
I WOULD ADVISE RUNNING.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:42,
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YARRRRRRRRRRRR!
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:45,
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*burp*
Arrr *burp* rrrrr!
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:49,
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JOHN CUSACK IS SHOUTING NOW.
I DON'T THINK HE KILLED ANYBODY BUT YOU NEVER KNOW
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:43,
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never trust the cusak!
he has eyes like an evil dog
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:45,
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JOHN CUSACK CAN SHUT THE HELL UP.
HE NEVER LISTENS ANYWAY.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:46,
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THERE WAS A DEAD GUY IN THE FREEZER AND THE WHOLE PLACE WAS BUILT ON AN INDIAN BURIAL GROUND.
THINGS ARE LOOKING UP
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:55,
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WELL MY WIFE HAS JUST LEFT ME FOR A CANE TOAD
AND MY FOUR YEAR OLD SON TELLS ME THAT IT'S THE END OF THE ROAD
BUT BASICALLY SPEAKING, THINGS ARE ON THE UP.
DOOOO, DO DO DO DOOO DOOOOO
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:58,
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HE DID JUST SHOOT RAY LIOTTA IN THE GUT BUT IT WAS TOTALLY JUSTIFIED.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:22,
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RAY LIOTTA WAS TOTALLY ASKING FOR THAT SHIT.
HE OWES ME SOME SERIOUS MONAYS.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:24,
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has it been
pickled?
(pickledpizzaOlder, nicer, fluffier.,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:51,
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IT HAS BEEN EATED.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 12:02,
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(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 4:24,
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I HAS A MOUNT
Fluff!
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 4:27,
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Yes.
And a bit of an inside joke, I guess... *shrugs* :D
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 4:41,
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I'll not speculate...
...as I only know rude. [/;-D
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 4:47,
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Go on,
you know you want to say it!
(Sir Pigeon NipplesDid you sit in some sugar?,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 4:57,
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It? You underestimate my vileness.
A multitude presents itself to me. edit: pea
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 5:05,
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Heheh.
We were talking about if Spencer SMith found my cat, named Spencer, he'd pick it up, and try to scare people with it, by holding it over his head and screaming "KITTY!!"
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 5:57,
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Pfffft!
A spencerian fear as it were. Sure to cause panic. [/;-D
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 6:08,
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Awww
that's probably one of the best ones yet :)
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 4:30,
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I definately agree.
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 4:42,
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(chunderbunnylacking humus since,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 6:22,
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nicely....
i never thought that i would find myself in bed amongst the stones the columns are all men begging to crush me no shapes sail on the dark deep lakes and no flags wave me home
in the caves all cats are grey in the caves the textures coat my skin in the death cell a single note rings on and on and on...
(Zank FrappaWho let the lefties in?,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 7:42,
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have you ever thought about scanning these, then colouring it in photoshop?
(WillwillwritehiswillAn arse like a slapped face.,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 7:51,
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I woke up this morning and this was in my head....
/Finished reading a book about the Kursk last night.
(Sir Pigeon NipplesDid you sit in some sugar?,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 4:23,
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well that explains it then
:)
woo!
(Slartibartfast.Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 4:24,
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Silly kitten!
Well, nearly 04:30...
(Tribs🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 19 Aug 2007, 4:27,
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