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# nothing instills more fear

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
Any post with a stick with poo on it has to be FPed!

God said so.

'ningles fella.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:13, archived)
# it's the most powerful and fearful weapon on the planet - see, I have proof:
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Look it was the guy next to me that did it OK?!
was nevah me guver!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha
*breathe* hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*click* hahahahahaaaa

Edit: FP it now!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Lol
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:14, archived)
# how long is Hadrians wall, and how long do you reckon you'll take?
and do you have to walk on the bits that are just rubble in a field?

Or are you walking ACROSS it as opposed to the length of it? i.e. 10 seconds to walk it.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)
# I'm not doing it, I'm too lazy. I'd be happy walking across it :¬)
My friend Simon is doing it. They're walking the whole length - 84 miles - so an average of 3.5 miles an hour. Sounds easy but the endurance will be the tough part. They have a support vehicle providing them with tea and biscuits every hour and a half. Please give them money! :¬D
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Hahaha
I like this very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)
# but according to the W.I.P.E. treaty,
all poostick weaponry should've been decommissioned during the 90s...

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:19, archived)
# "should've been"
according to the US there's a massive stockade of them in Iran now.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)
# "Hysterical!" .... Daily Mail
Very well done sir
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Poo Sticks!
but you need therapy! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:22, archived)
# ello
get the zombie pic ok?

woo btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:40, archived)
# yep
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Its true :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 16:26, archived)
# hahaha
now THAT'S funny
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 22:51, archived)
# ArtRage & Potatoshop equal

Quick, dirty and shit I know, but fun all the same
(I helped save b3ta! uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:11, archived)
# That's not the cover for a Billy Piper single is it?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Sorry. Missed my 25,000
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Hahaha clever
Happy 25252nd post!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:10, archived)
# You only need to apologise to yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:10, archived)
# I'm sorry riverghost
*spanks*
*result*
*profit*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:13, archived)
# congrats fella!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:13, archived)
# I did mention to you I was lacking inspiration :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:16, archived)
# I believe it did pop up in conversation!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:23, archived)
# fnar
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:36, archived)
# congrats!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)
# have a cigar to celebrate fella!

and a silly hat
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Hahaha
What yam I smoking?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)
# all the most potent drugs in the world all rolled into a cigar as represented by microsoft paint
enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:28, archived)
# I hope they're rolled in blotters:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Hahaha
Congrats mate

ver'good
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Congratumalations!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)
# where is steve fossett?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:06, archived)
#
Where Who is Steve Fossett?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Some rich guy
who went missing in a plane.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Doooooooooooooodle
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Very nice.
Is that Photoshop?
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Naaaah
its acrylics on a canvas board thingy :)
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:11, archived)
# that's quite scary
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:17, archived)
# I like that! :)

reminds me of Nemesis the Warlock/ Tomas de Torquemada
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:25, archived)
# See this, I like it.
So I clicketh.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 16:35, archived)
# The Napoloean Solo Fisting Affair
"Open Channel D Please"

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:00, archived)
# I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:03, archived)
# There's a big
circular thing in the middle of the image. A bit like Goatse's anus. I think that's it.
Might have been better with the addition of The Goatse Hands drawn in the style of the logo?

(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:06, archived)
# You will
*bends over*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Have your way with me if you must
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:11, archived)
# I'm sure iliya kuryakin had a hand in it
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:09, archived)
[challenge entry] when pigs fly
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:54, archived)
# I like his little nose
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:56, archived)
# yessss :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:56, archived)
# He's getting high on air!
Look at his snout go!

Woo, to your animation!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Mmmmm
Honey roast pig wings
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:06, archived)
# :)


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Bloody hell that's a big... number
Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:34, archived)
# you're
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:45, archived)
# woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:34, archived)
# the
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:45, archived)
# congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:37, archived)
# bestest
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Skwirrilz!
7000, wow..

Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)
# people
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Where?!
Edit: Aww thanks!
We ARE the bestest anyway, so we didn't need to be told, but it's still nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Here
www.uvouch.com/video-Lightbulb-Head-433213
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's ME that is!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Really?
Wow, who'd've thunk it :D

edit: Who's the cock in the headband?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)
# That's Richard.
He's a crap actor.

He's my best mate though.
He has a social disorder.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Is the headband part of the "role"? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Yes, he's a doctor
They have those shiny things on their heads.
It's actually a bandage, I used it to hold the CD in place. I used sellotape. That was a laugh...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Oh
I didn't watch longer than 5 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:30, archived)
# my nose started bleeding after 3

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:32, archived)
# I came to my senses after 1
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)
# ...you don't say
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:27, archived)
# He has a really hard time at school.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:29, archived)
# He's a teenager
Of course he has a social disorder
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:52, archived)
# ^this man speaks many truths
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Ah, but he has an actual social disability
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:12, archived)
# I gathered that from your first reply
which said "He has a social disorder"

we were merely being sarcastic for comedic effect, which appears to have gone right over your head
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:19, archived)
# thereby confirming my initial comment
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)
# GET A HAIRCUT.....
GODAMMN HIPPY!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Peace, man...
...let your light side overpower your anger...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Mr Johnson lived on the corner/ of our street
and he laughed at our bell-bottomed trousers/ and our bare feet.

And he called us long haired faggots as we walked by.

But we didn't get mad 'cos we know he's uptight.

Heyyyyy! Mr Johnson!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Bonnie Langford, the early years?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:22, archived)
# How'd you guess?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:29, archived)
# the other guy is shit :)
good video sort of, even though it doesn't make sense
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Of course it doesn't make sense.
That's the point.

We made it up as we went along.

She yes. He's shit. But still...meh, he's crap.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:34, archived)
#
ahh the beginnings of dylan moran..
(V for Venereal veracious. vociferous. vindicative and virile....., Sun 9 Sep 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Yay! Congrats
i likesees
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:43, archived)
# on
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Congrats!
This is my 6999th ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)
# the
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:47, archived)
# nice big fat round numbers
congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:45, archived)
# interweb
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:47, archived)
# oh finish it off
then!
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)
# ever
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:51, archived)
# congratumalififications!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)
# *FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:51, archived)
# nice one fella, congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:49, archived)
# :)
Thanks all!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Congratulations!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Cheers Dixon Matey!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:05, archived)
# I find your lack of nekkidness disturbing ;)
Congrats, mate!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:01, archived)
# There is already to much suffering in the world
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:04, archived)
# i feel
the distinct lack of feigned or obscured nudity is what makes it!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
# WOO to you

you can have have the wonga
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)
# What - no bouncy nekkid time?
I'm disappointed!
On the other hand, I'm not disgusted, so I may have come out ahead on the deal.

edit - woo to you, regardless!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Needs more nuts ;¬)
Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# congrats sir!

with added other and head bob
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Woo and congrats
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Congrats!
But where is the nakedness?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:49, archived)
# A belated
Congratumalations
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Old Joke!!

Bindone??
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Oh god, the pun, it burns!
Happy B3taday! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:27, archived)
# oooh
Havn't posted in months, could be years and i come back on my b3taday,

Spooky!
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:28, archived)
# arf!! :)

happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Hi ho, hi ho
It's out of work he goes!

Happy candleiconday!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Haha
and a very happy b3taday!

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:36, archived)
# puntastic!
Happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Wouldn't that be Mr Frawd?
Meh, whichever. Nice one (even though the punnage hurts!)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Haha *click*
Happy b3taday!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:17, archived)
# speaks for itself...

Bigger if you really want it...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:23, archived)
# it's horrifying some of the things that get stuck in my head
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:28, archived)
# it's best to let them out! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:30, archived)
# just not in a confined space if you can help it
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)
# *pffft!*
excuse me :)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:25, archived)
# heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Epic! :)
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:27, archived)
# cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Hahaha
Parf!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:27, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:29, archived)
# ha ha!
It reminds me of Viz's "Famous People on the Toilet" series:

No.27 Neville Chamberlain - "I have in my hand this piece of paper"
No.73 Magnus Magnusson - "I've started so I'll finish"

etc.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:36, archived)
# indeed
i had to think for a bit to come up with a title that wasn't paraphrasing that.

William Shatner - "Captain's Log, Stardate..."
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Oh yes....
My favourite was Elton John singing through the toilet door...

"It's a little bit runny".

Or Murray Walker cumming on his wife's tits...

"ANNNND THEREE GOOOOESSS MYYYYYYY JIIIISSSSMM"
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:01, archived)
# hahahaha
epic :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# *bows*
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:46, archived)
# hahahaha, wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:23, archived)
# thankyou :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Here are some boxes, some musical boxes...
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)
# simply awesome
brings back some memories.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:12, archived)
# wow
are they Russian?
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Fabulousness!
Initially that box-key thing from the Mummy I thought, that contained the MAP to Basingstoke, or where ever it was
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)
# woo! :D
www.t-web.co.uk/box1.wav
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:19, archived)
# here is a box, a musical box, wound up and ready to play
but this box can hide a secret inside
can you guess what is it in today

*reminisces*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Well, lets call the metropolitan police to arrange a controlled explosion
it's obvious a terrorist put it there.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)
# yay!
*comes over all nostalgic*
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Cocking excellent sah!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)
#
wooo
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:27, archived)
# spinny boxes
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Arrrgh nostalgia attack!
Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:36, archived)
# BRIAN CANT RULES!!! WOO!!!!
Brings back some major nostalgia.

Better see a doctor about that
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Luvverly!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:47, archived)
# aww thats lovely stuff
:)
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:56, archived)
# wonderful stuff
really nice
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
# I CANT HEAR THE MUSICS!! :(
woo
(teh shongage Wonders how the real world renders so fast, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 15:48, archived)
# I made them all smaller.
Smaller ones:
Page one
Page two
Page three
Page four
Page five
Page six
Page seven

BIGGER ones:
Page one
Page two
Page three
Page four
Page five
Page six
Page seven

Page 6 is pretty much a true story. The rest is just made up about my english teacher (I changed her name, though). She's the spawn of Satan. When she gave my friend Richard his sats results, she described them as 'Two fives and a squeaky four'. We surpressed laughter before leaving the room and squealing "SQUEAKY FOUR!" at the same time.

Good days...

Each panel goes:
1 2
3 4
5 6
in that order.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:06, archived)
# spiffy!
good old pencil drawings :)

edit: actually, I think no. 1 does work :S
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)
# You ruin my internet,
you're going on ignore.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)
# I put up a warming.
They're smaller now, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:19, archived)
# those warmings are a danger you know
is there a global warning warming?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:53, archived)
# I think there is
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:13, archived)
# I just glad you explained that we had to click on them from 1 - 6, sherlock
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:12, archived)
# I didn't mean the order of the pages,
I meant the order of panels on each page.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:16, archived)
# I'm beginning to think that you really are the most clueless person on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Why?
Some comics go down the left, then down the right, like a newspaper.

Mine reads left to right, down one, left to right . People ask me which order they go in all the time, so I put it up there just in case people wanted to know.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:22, archived)
# there's more like you?

god help us
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:26, archived)
# You're having a go at me for being a bit thoughtful?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:27, archived)
# thoughtful?

/laughing my ass off!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Seriously, what's your problem?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)
# all the time?
people should get out a bit more more if that's all they're asking you
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Haha yeah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Kinks was here?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:25, archived)
# I was agreeing with Prodge
but it wasn't clear which post I was agreeing with.

You appear to have decided that b3ta is your own private toy
to do with as you wish. A little bit of positive feedback seems
to have gone to your head - you don't need to post reams of
stuff all day every day. Just post good stuff. Your quality control's
gone out of the window.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Oh, ok
It's better than some of the stuff people post. And it was all within faq guidelines.

I enjoy posting on b3ta, I admit, I'm not very talented, but I try, and I think that's what counts.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:36, archived)
# None of those load for me?
(Northern Lovely, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:13, archived)
# I'm making them all smaller
bear with me

Edit: Done.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:17, archived)
# I'm clicking the bigger ones. because i'm not a silly nazi.
Very good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)
# ..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Class!
BRITISH SEA SHARKS R GAY!
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:02, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us That is brilliant! *CLAPS*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
That awoke some memory

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:50, archived)
# BRITISH CLUEDO CHAV R GAY
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Haha!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:52, archived)
# hmm...RIS
but I've only just got on, and I hath not seen the news :)
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:56, archived)
#
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/6981558.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:57, archived)
# ta muchly :)
what a twat...he even spelt everything correctly :S

edit: git :P I copied the url, so nurrr :P
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:58, archived)
# maybe he waz framed
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:59, archived)
#
I'm in your hotel rume fraiming yur parents!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:01, archived)
# hehe, I left the correct one there for a few minutes... :)
and didn't edit it until after you'd responded.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:02, archived)
# ah....*un-gits* :P
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Idea being was to get a genuine response
then catch people out after the edit.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:08, archived)
# and a damn good idea it was :)
carry on
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Power to the people! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Hahaha thats wonderful
What a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Ever wondered what it would be like if one of those insults about people's mothers was true?
I Would Have Been Your Daddy...
(Uhmfhshhghd, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:18, archived)
# *click*
www.b3ta.com/board/7593890
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)
# I seem to be missing some point here.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)
# If you've never heard a teenager
use the line "I would've been your daddy but the dog beat me up the stairs" then yes, you may well miss the point.
(Uhmfhshhghd, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Ahh I see!
Must bone up on yoof culture and langauge,innit!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:32, archived)
# The fact you didn't get it is fine.
The fact you didn't put "RIS?" is inexcusable.

... Especially seeing as you were like the first guy to do it if I've learnt my b3ta history correctly. ;)
(Uhmfhshhghd, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Yes, I am 'The originator of "RIS".
I don't know why I didn't "RIS" on this occasion.
*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Text on a Doctor LOL!!1ONE
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Quick, everyone
Make lotsa TOAP LOLDoctorz.
(Uhmfhshhghd, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)
# LOLDOCTORZ
(Uhmfhshhghd, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:19, archived)
# I not sure about that
But sloppy seconds on the dog!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Pff
Just saw this gem on BBC:
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:35, archived)
# You should see the film crew around their house.
They are going to be in heaven when they see it all.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:38, archived)
# I Fully support RPS in this instance
I could do with a laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:56, archived)
# I'm going up that way soon,
I'll get some snaps.
Just to defy their wish of privacy.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Rebellious!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:28, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:39, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Let me see if I understand this
because mebbe it's me, mebbe I'm a little fucked up here -- but the guy who has spent the last 4 months pleading for attention is now asking for privacy? What? Has he never heard of Alanis Morrisette?




(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:07, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:36, archived)
# 2000 posts!


Any requests for paintage?
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)
# oooh thats lully
in a scary death kinda way

i'd like a ladybird ... scary like this one
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Done I'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Crivens
That's eerie.
*click*
Erm, a jazzy pineapple?
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Ooh cool!
Merry 2000th *clicks*

How about a mouse on drugs?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:07, archived)
# woo, congrats :)
'ningles all
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Howdy ma'am
How art thou?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)
# I am spiffy, ta
board is slow today, non?
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Yus.
I just spent ages uploading a comic ^ see above
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:07, archived)
# excellent!!
he kinda looks a bit like a potato.

how about painting a goldfish?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)
# this is scary
minor tj




edit: it looks like yes, I will be having a steak pie :D
edit2: no it's a tie! but the pie is already in the oven
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)
# What is a penis?




Edit: You have all voted for "Twelve", it seems. This is bad, because "Twelve" is referring to a girl's age.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:14, archived)
# That is lovely
-3006
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# fantabydozee
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:16, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! juanking ...and then it fell off, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:00, archived)
# I really don't get this new bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)
# wanna stick teh quo in there?
just to make it more sensible
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Haha, fair enough,
most bandwagons are a bit...mad.

But I don't understand this whole thing..who's Addison?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Prototype of Adidas
Or arch enemey of Mr Smith
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)
# I'm confused.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Then my job here is complete
*picks up cape and flies through window*
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:14, archived)
# *closes window*
*realises you can't fly*

*giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Follow linky for explanation
www.b3ta.com/board/7593790

Or alternatively look down the page a bit.
I wouldn't call it a bandwagon, just a bit of a topical laugh at a daft idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Addison
Peter: Muppet who wrote his name large on a wall of a house that he burgled.

Joseph: Essayist and poet
(I helped save b3ta! juanking ...and then it fell off, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:26, archived)
# BRITISH MUSIC R GAY
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Ha!

*could be a short party...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:17, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] squiggels is teh gamemasterz
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)
# BRITISH GARDEN SQUIRRELS R GAY
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Haha
Yay for squiggels
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:15, archived)
# *replies*
I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:50, archived)
# I wish I could draw
(inigo Or is it? No, it is., Sun 9 Sep 2007, 11:34, archived)
# *Splutters morning tea down himself*
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
That's brilliant!!!

It reminds me of the wall, a bit, too...

Edit: *click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Haha
# has posted 6996 messages on the main board
# (of which 6 have appeared on the front page)
# has posted 1699 messages on the talk board
# has posted 1112 messages on the links board
# (including 99 links)

lots of nines!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 11:44, archived)
# RUN! IT'S THE ROZZERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 11:47, archived)
# And sixes
6996 is a 69, obviously, and a 96, which is two people in bed, thinking the other is asleep, trying to orally pleasure themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)
# pffffffffffffffft
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 11:45, archived)
# pfft.
nicley
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Howdy Brownie
How's the Bum?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Oh dear
I do like this.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sun 9 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)
# BAHAHAHAHAHA
pfft genius! Woo Yay Houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)
# dear christ...


(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# This
is genius... an old joke, very well done!
(becca_kitten Is odd at best, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Pffft
Hah!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 16:16, archived)
# I love that line
"never before have I seen such a pathetic portal"
(MajorDisco has stopped lurking for the time being, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 15:17, archived)

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