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Crazy times in 't pub

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:32, archived)

i love these :)

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:33, archived)

i love these too

he/she should just change their name to CLICK, *click* ps. ning

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FIEND, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)

Hahahaha!

Is the one in the back licking it's arse?

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Weetobix, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:33, archived)

that's a front paw that is

so no :)

/shame

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:35, archived)

not sure if I believe you :)

I think I'll stick with my interpretation

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Weetobix, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:42, archived)

oh my, I do love these

*clicks*

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Duncoffin is life., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:33, archived)

They should use you for their adverts!

FACT!

Please encourage your pets to drink responsibly
They're all ACE!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:33, archived)

Excellent

Seen this: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/7003325.stm

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:34, archived)

haha

it's the RIS originator!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:35, archived)

bunch of bloody idiots......

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:36, archived)

"It's bureaucracy gone mad"

said Mr Ralls, a retired insurance firm regional manager.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:36, archived)

still a pirate then?

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)

I have no idea what you mean

(yyaarrrr)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:39, archived)

*dusts broom*

fuck, that was elmore james

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:52, archived)

*tchois*

*'mistreating child abuse's*

pfft

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)

Pfft!!!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)

*smooshes*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:43, archived)

*beglomps*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:45, archived)

A Morrison's spokesman said exactly the same thing a Morrison's spokesman said in this other case:

archive.wiltshiretimes.co.uk/2007/7/12/328768.html
And this one:
icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/sundaysun/ianrobson/2006/11/26/do-i-look-like-a-teenager--50081-18161553/
There ought to be somewhere you can hire a spokesman to speak to spokesmen.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)

A grandmother at 39?

Miss Rosario, of Brickley Lane, Devizes, said: "The checkout assistant asked if I had ID so she could sell me the alcohol. I said no, I'm not a child, I'm 40 next year'."

Good heavens!

Edit: and from the second one: "Store staff are trained to be highly vigilant"
Hahahaha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:52, archived)

I once asked a 60- year old man for ID

in a pub once, he thought it was hilarious

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:27, archived)

foamless kitty is puzzled!

I really love these

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:34, archived)

hahaha!!!

excellent!
but if they drink too much they won't be feline well the next day.....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:34, archived)

*hands coat*

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Weetobix, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:42, archived)

Cats like pubs!

Woooo!

Anyone know where i can get the furtave bear logo?

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Cae1, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:35, archived)

are you being sponsored by a certain irish stout manufacturer?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:35, archived)

no, not really

I don't think Guiness would be endorsing cat-alcoholism

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:37, archived)

they would if they thought

it would make them more money.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:40, archived)

i seem to recall an old poster saying;

GUINESS!
GIVES YOU STRENGH.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:41, archived)

~~GUI~~ GAY

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:42, archived)

It would fall foul of the ASA's code of practice

/is turning into one of those boring old people who complains about ads

(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:44, archived)

yeah but - all the ASA can do is say

"don't show that shocking advert everyone's talking about again - and, by the way, here's some free press which will make more people want to see it because now it's banned..."

by which time, the advertising agency and clients are probably well on with the next set of adverts.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)

I'm loving these!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:37, archived)

I love these

All of them.

(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)

^this

with added *click*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:49, archived)

that other one is far too young to be served!! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)

Cats seldom live above about 15 years*

so this is not only illegal drinking but also probably paedophilia!

*probably

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:48, archived)

FP number 3

go on, if you squeeze them out there's room for another 7!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:48, archived)

hmm, 3 consecutive fp's on 1 subject.. I doubt it

you seem to be the only hattrick-champ yet

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:53, archived)

really?

is that why they've been ignoring all my hardest efforts since?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:55, archived)

what are you trying to point out here

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)

Excellent stuff

I love these crazy cats

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XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:49, archived)

yay! more!

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:55, archived)

*sigh*

you really are the king of animation

woo!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)

first prince, now king

who died?

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)

haha!

the takeover of the FP and the popular is going strong!

'clicky'

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McBadger COW, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:37, archived)

This is the best one!

I say that each time you post :)
*clicks*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 18:30, archived)

I wuv you too :)

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:33, archived)

This is utterly spiffing.

It is.

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Tart Monkey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 22:12, archived)

I'm off for a few hours, cyas

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:31, archived)

Hahahaha!

see ya!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:32, archived)

don't let the door hit you on the way out!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:32, archived)

bin dun ,

exactly same photo of marge as well, but nice try :D

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FIEND, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:07, archived)

aye, bin dun

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daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:09, archived)

.....

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:29, archived)

haha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:30, archived)

compo it

cos this a winnar!

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:30, archived)

Done...

Woo...

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:37, archived)

Haha

Yes!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:33, archived)

Hot

Diggity!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:22, archived)

I've been trying to work out who influenced her make-up style...

I think I've got it.

(OP, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:26, archived)

Photobucket is blocked here :(

Thanks for hosting elsewhere :D
Woo!

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Cae1, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:27, archived)

A day late

(and a dollar short)

;)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:27, archived)

I have a dollar

(I got a rock)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:33, archived)

*rawks*

\m/O\m/

hey Prof! *smoosh* how's it hangin'?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:36, archived)

low and lazy

and busy at work :(

people are chasing me for committee papers... and I don't even like committees. Committees are like groups of people, and most people are alright on their own, but when they get into groups daft things (or nothings) happen. It's like gestalt in reverse.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:37, archived)

booo!

I am mildly cheerier than yesterday and doing absolutely sod all at work.

Still skint though :(

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)

Hmm good point.

I always think "Body of a singer, head of a crocodile" myself.

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:27, archived)

(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:20, archived)

plans to "be glovey" around the office

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:21, archived)

Pfft

These always make me chuckle :D
Woo!

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:21, archived)

These never fail to amuse me

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:21, archived)

i am surprised to see a popular culture reference in there :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:22, archived)

cheerios?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:23, archived)

Dude!

Have you never done "The Suicide" before?!

It's all the rage

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:26, archived)

You mean Kylie?

(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:26, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:42, archived)

Hahahaaaa!

ning nutter!
Ace!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:22, archived)

So you've seen it now?

What did you think?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:24, archived)

Pretty good

They could've had a bit more new material but we really enjoyed it
Hurray!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:25, archived)

are you talking about ISIHAC?

(Sheepattack!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:30, archived)

yes

they're touring
Wheeeeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:32, archived)

Were they good ?

I have tickets for next week

(Sheepattack!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:00, archived)

I thought that

Anyone who went to see it was likely to have been a fan, so was likely to have heard most of it already. Still wonderful to have seen it live! Get t-shirt and/or anything signed?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:32, archived)

nowt we're too mean

I kept me kazoo . . .
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:34, archived)

*gasps*

You caught the kazoo?
*envies*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:37, archived)

err . . .

no. Everyone got a kazoo in Brum.
The entire audience

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)

*does petulant child impression*

Not fair! The only one at N'pton was the one Jeremy hurled into the audience, but we were too far back :-(

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:40, archived)

Hello David

Not seen you about for a bit.

(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:26, archived)

I've been hollingdazing in Italy
and now I'm poorly

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:27, archived)

Nice time?

Why are you poorly?

I had a holiday too, it was ace. :)

(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:28, archived)

yes thanks

although the food was dead ropey the second week and TLH and I caught a steeenking cough and cold off've the hotelier
Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:29, archived)

TLH?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:31, archived)

yes

it's customary to holiday with one's wife . . .
The Lovely Hilary ya dobber! C];0)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:33, archived)

sorry unc.....

i forgot her name...
*beats self with reeds*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:33, archived)

I always substitute

'The Lady Hat'

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:37, archived)

ah!

that works!
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)

hehehe!

you're not alone there!
She's a reet proppa lady at that!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:40, archived)

only the best wife for our dave!

;)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:42, archived)

"Dance while suiciding"

Heheheheheheh!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:22, archived)

*dances while suiciding*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:23, archived)

Ha, "wash severed hands" and "avoid headless people".

A sinister undercurrent to it all.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:23, archived)

haha

I have missed your signs.

'ning all

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Cae1, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:25, archived)

bored of these

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:25, archived)

Stop the intarwhebs, everyone!

everyone!Miss Scunner is getting bored!

*capers and cavorts in an entertaining way*
there! better?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:26, archived)

*vomits*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:30, archived)

(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:27, archived)

hehe

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:29, archived)

zing!

;)

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:31, archived)

flippin' ace!

*joyhugs*

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:39, archived)

haha!!

excellent as ever!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:25, archived)

This may be the best set ever!

*racially intergrates footwear*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:26, archived)

haha cool

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Damion International - now taking orders., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:27, archived)

WOO

(creem all over your face, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:27, archived)

*suicide dances*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:48, archived)

Clap, cheer and go berzerk for tis crappypaintmashanimation time

cheer and go berzerk for tis crappypaintmashanimation time I'm battling hummusslessness

Oi! Zak! Throw us some hummus! pleeeeease!?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:19, archived)

hahaha!!

'ningles uncle!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:19, archived)

hahaha

unexpected seahorse!

'ningles Sir D

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:20, archived)

*goes berzerk*

owch

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:23, archived)

*applies salve*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:24, archived)

oooh

that's nice.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:45, archived)

yes

it's chilli and ground glass flavour . . . it should kick in soon
hehehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:47, archived)

I luv your pixelmashes :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:23, archived)

Ta!

I'm struggling for ideas though . . .
I'm losing it . . . if I ever had it

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:26, archived)

Can I give you an idea?

Can I? Can I?

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:51, archived)

hahah

I'll pearoast my kitten on skateboard from yesterday

click for nipples

Seahorse is next!

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:23, archived)

Cor!

Brill! literally . . . .

You're a Dab hand at that!
Ace!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:24, archived)

ouch the double punnage!

You betta be joking!

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:27, archived)

*spluffs*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:49, archived)

heehee!

hurrah for unforeseen sub-aquatic equine mishap time!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:26, archived)

Ha ha

I like these.

(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:29, archived)

yay

stupid but funny

woo and indeed a yay

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zulu eh?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:39, archived)

I'll be back...

in black

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Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:16, archived)

only in a re-run....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:20, archived)

meh

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sinisterduck, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:16, archived)

yey for comedy illnesses :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:17, archived)

Huzzah!

for tourettes! Woo!
Honk!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:20, archived)

It happens all the time, you know.

reshopped it and deleted the other one.
Click for better quality

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:15, archived)

shatner-lol!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:16, archived)

hurrah, now it makes perfect sense

woo :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:17, archived)

Of course!

now all becomes clear!

Woo!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:19, archived)

'Nings

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:05, archived)

hahahah this is brilliant

yay!

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Mousing, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:06, archived)

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Shada, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:06, archived)

THE TRUTH BEHIND FURBALLS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:08, archived)

this is all of the ace

I'm off to another lab with no internet access
BOO!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:08, archived)

how kittens are made

FACT

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:08, archived)

This

is ace

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DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:10, archived)

marvellous!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:11, archived)

haha! great!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:11, archived)

haha

I love this woo

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:35, archived)

Brilly Kittins!

Woo! and 'ning all!
Harrow!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:11, archived)

'ning DTH

*nurse-it-better smooshes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:13, archived)

thankyou, hun

hunit was MIGHTY frustrating trying NOT to laugh at ISIHAC for fear of expectorating several pints of phlegm on the woman in front . . .
Ace show!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:14, archived)

best thing ever.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:13, archived)

Lovely stuff!

Now we know where kittinz come from!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:14, archived)

akkkkkk

fab

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:16, archived)

utter shite and doesn't deserve a click

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:04, archived)

*doesn't click

but 'nings Jeccy*

Wotcha!
'Ow do?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)

'ning matey :D

They could've come up with a better image challenge, shirley?

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:18, archived)

Meh!

I rarely enter compos . . . Monkeys vs Penguins was the last one I did lots for . . . and space monkeys before that. I reckon we should post more monkey related posts
FTW!!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:21, archived)

hmmmm yes....

rather a big gap for monkeys on the b3ta stock market at present

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:25, archived)

Maybe they should do something along the lines of

"Monkeys in the movies"?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:27, archived)

I'll try and dream up a monkey

crappypaintmashanimation
gleeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:29, archived)

Winespotting

(OP, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:00, archived)

The quality of these is just going up!

Will there be a limit of some kind? Will that limit be imagination or technology? I can't wait to find out!

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:02, archived)

^ this

RIS?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:04, archived)

he probably smelled of old wee

_{probably not: I hate the fucking carding}

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:10, archived)

carding?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)

in the US, they want to see an Id card*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carding

/edit: unless you are a foreigner. In that case you have to show a fucking passport (to have a beer, or even to enter an establishment that serves alcohol)

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:16, archived)

ahhhhhh

we used to use common sense

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:17, archived)

common sense is not an option in the post 9/11 world

;)

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:21, archived)

its the ones who DON'T drinks that we should fear

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:32, archived)

natch

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carding

;)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:16, archived)

it would seam so

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The Snockerty Friddle, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:05, archived)

hahahaha!

needs less eye

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:09, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post65825/

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:07, archived)

In stores now..

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:00, archived)

oooh I've been to an Autodesk demo day in Manchester

It was in the exec box at Old Trafford. The buffet was OK.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:02, archived)

yay

im only going for doughnuts

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:10, archived)

I went to an Adobe demo day in manchesterq

there were no Donuts

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:13, archived)

That's terrible

'always judge a meeting by the biscuits and a junket by the buffet' as my late great mentor used to say.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:14, archived)

bollox

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:22, archived)

was more a sort of chicken leg and pasta salad affair as i recall

but there may have been cheesecake. I'm not sure, it was a long time ago. there was a bar but you had to pay and my boss was there so i couldn't get hammered.

The demonstrations were tedious to suicidally-boring and they spent half the time trying to sell us those SGI PCs they'd just started doing, which I assume have sunk without trace since.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:13, archived)

ahh Autodesk

I just did some nice print stuff for them :)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:18, archived)

...etc...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)

haha!!

although, it does make her vaugely more attractive...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:50, archived)

Shopped pics only etc etc

Nice work!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:50, archived)

Hahahaha

she looks like she's even doing that half arsed.

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:55, archived)

'ning!

They tried to make me go to rehab but I said AK AK AK.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:43, archived)

hahaha

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:44, archived)

ACK ACK ACK ACK!!!!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:45, archived)

pfffft

Shopped images only please

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:45, archived)

at-at-at-at-at!*

*hahahahaha

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:45, archived)

can't we just all get along?

argh!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:45, archived)

hahaha!

splendid

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:45, archived)

Hahahaha

Woo!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:47, archived)

hahaha! YES!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:48, archived)

hahahahaha

fantastic

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:50, archived)

Hahaha

Gotta love mars attacks!

'specially with cheri blair in it.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:53, archived)

argh!!!

it's hideous!!
*face is ripped off*
ahhh she looks better now...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)

hahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:07, archived)

*chortles*

Nice. To be honest, she's looks far more shaggable than the bint he's married too *shudder*

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:16, archived)

hehehehe nice

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:55, archived)

pffft!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)

ha ha ha ha

if I had tea sir, I would have spat it across the screen

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:57, archived)

bollocks, was thinking of that earlier

*clicks*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:08, archived)

She always reminds me of this guy on this programme for some reason...

Original (Anti-RIS)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:41, archived)

Ha ha!

I forgot about that, late night channel 5 if memory serves.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)

Hahaha!

Yes!

Haven't seen that since the first series aired. Shame they changed the girl.

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P3te "the Meat", Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)

what program was that?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)

check the top right

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:44, archived)

You have 0 unread messages.

???

OK, OK it's LEXX

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:05, archived)

haha

that series what so bad that it was so good again that it was bad again

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:43, archived)

haha!!

it's uncanny!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:44, archived)

Only ever saw one episode of that

It had Tim Curry in it cutting people in half.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:44, archived)

Tim Curry cutting people in half?!

*torrents*

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:46, archived)

He always has freaked me out

That programme just gave me more reason to be freaked!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:50, archived)

Hahaha

But how can you not love his crazy man's grin?
;)

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)

It's one of the things that freaks!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:58, archived)

Arf!

Always something I've avoided but I see what you mean.

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:45, archived)

Hahaha - I used to love that show

plus she was well worth a wank

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Weetobix, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)

Hell yes!

Any Lexx reference is worth a click to me.
Needs more Lyekka though.

(Jediwannabe, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:42, archived)

Kai!

Yo ey-yo
Home Va-a Ray
Yo Ey-rah
Jerum Brunnen-G

(Iris_Wildthyme is three sheets to the wind, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:34, archived)

Best Sci-fi ever, seriously...

except Farscape

(Junathan testing..., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:48, archived)

Updating art

Click for bigger (177KB)

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:40, archived)

Updating art?

Christ! I didn't know you had to upgrade it. It's worse than fucking Micrsofot Windows. What next? Toast upgrades?

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)

like duh

*enjoys all the collaborative benefits of Toast 2.0*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:44, archived)

arf!

also.

www.b3ta.com/board/7631857

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:43, archived)

*bums embassy*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:43, archived)

No no no

(Philip_newzealand, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)

wow

thats never been done before

(midnight rapist tocajamón, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:35, archived)

haha the sig!

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:36, archived)

no no nono

nono dance no limits

no no no what?

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:35, archived)

tesco value wine?

pass

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:38, archived)

I drank too much wine last night

drinking from 12 in the afternoon till i dunno when, I'm enjoying being a student.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:40, archived)

getting pissed on wine is the worst :(

i was drinking beer yesterday afternoon, until i ran out :P

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)

I got Pocket money from Mrs Draws for Beer at lunch time

she patted me on the bum and told me to go and have fun with my new friends.
She is enjoying pretending to send me to school too much.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:44, archived)

i would too ;)

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:48, archived)

^this

I don't want to give up

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)

If you don't like it,

post something else.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)

(brob, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:32, archived)

Dae?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:33, archived)

ris

'merkin?

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:33, archived)

Phil Mitchell?

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:36, archived)

you've given the lady on the left

(i assume it's whoopi goldberg)
the face of the lady on the right?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:38, archived)

Can't be Whoopi

She's got eyebrows

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:40, archived)

Is that like

the yank version of Loose Women?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)

G'ning all.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:20, archived)

WOO

*click*

(creem all over your face, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:22, archived)

thank goodness

this rather woo post pushed my rather shite one out

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:23, archived)

hahahahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:24, archived)

hahahaha!

I just learnt a new word off Sky News... illiquid... its a real word apparently

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:25, archived)

Is that like the snot you get when you've got flu?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:26, archived)

pffft

the dribbly clear stuff that just keeps on coming...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:27, archived)

From Dictionary.com

1.Not readily converted into cash: illiquid assets.
2.Lacking cash or liquid assets.

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Aenesis, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:32, archived)

pfffft!

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:26, archived)

I don't get it because it is Star Trek

I will however be listening to that show tonight if you were involved. Is it funny?

(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:27, archived)

Definitely

even some of the bits I didn't write are funny ;)

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:27, archived)

Here you go

This is a b3tafication of a sketch which wasn't quite funny enough to go in, so the show should be at least this funny and a LOT better acted:

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:30, archived)

Can you gaz me a link when it's been on so that i can listen again?

I know this is lazy, but I am off RIGHT NOW and I'll forget otherwise.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:38, archived)

I doubt it

I can't gaz from work and I'll probably forget by the time I get home.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)

Ha ha

I suggest you post the listen again link on the links board tomorrow, so people who go to bed early can enjoy it too.

(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:24, archived)

WARS WARS WARS WARS WARSSSSSSS

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:28, archived)

meh

it's all the same really

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:30, archived)

*head asplodes*

;)

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:31, archived)

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:36, archived)

hehehehe :)

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:37, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)

hahaaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:27, archived)

haha

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Just Flange, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:31, archived)

This radio show you helped with,

is it like a phone-in where any member of the public gets to contribute, or did you pay or something?
Or perhaps are you a comedy genius? Please provide more details!

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:40, archived)

I entered a BBC sketch writing compo

and did quite well at it.

www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/comedy/recordedfortraining.shtml

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:44, archived)

me and a couple of buddies were going to enter that

but we just got pissed when we were suppossed to be writing

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:51, archived)

Water + Pffft = Ruined Keyboard

my lawyers will be in touch

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:14, archived)

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