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#
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:01, archived)
# hatstandly woo!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:01, archived)
# *the unmistakable aroma of burning embassy*
also

SPANG
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:02, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:02, archived)
# haha
durkadurkafruitcornerjihad
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:06, archived)
# MUA HA HA HA HA
I is in my school bypassin there site filters
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:09, archived)
# what's your school's email address?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:10, archived)
# It's not an English class then
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Obviously not!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:13, archived)
# I love fifteen year-olds
there's fifteen of 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:15, archived)
# heh, that's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)
# that is without a doubt the fluffiest terror related cartoon ever
I love it more than i can say.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:13, archived)
# ^this
I love the little *glee* child
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:15, archived)
# hehehe how jolly!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:13, archived)
# haha
aww
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:13, archived)
# I love the little kid!
thats ace
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:16, archived)
# We need to add another notch to the topnotchometer,
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:18, archived)
# lovely

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)
# i think they're scared
(I helped save b3ta! parsley, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:52, archived)
# they should be
he's a wanker that bloke
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:52, archived)
# I hear he once spat in a babies face just because he could
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)
# I heard he stole 3 jellybabies from Sainsburys Pick n Mix while the security guard was watching
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)
# I heard he once looked the wrong way down a one-way street.
The cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:55, archived)
# I heard he dropped the wrapper of an Ice Cream flavoured Chewit on the floor outside a police station
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:57, archived)
# I heard he farted on public transport.....and he didn't even fucking care.
That bloody shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:02, archived)
# if he's got bloody shit
he should see a doctor
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:06, archived)
# haha
can you push my stool in?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:17, archived)
# I was told he jizzed on them and then put them back
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:55, archived)
# I heard he gave the security guard one on his way out
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)
# I heard he sent 100 pounds in Monopoly single notes to Lenny Henry
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)
# I hear He sent a Photograph of 100 pounds in monopoly singles to Lennuy Henry
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:58, archived)
# I heard he sent a photo of 100 pounds in monopoly singles to a Lenny henry lookalike
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:59, archived)
# I heard he sent half a real fiver sellotaped to a chip to Dawn French
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:59, archived)
# I heard he told Lenny Henry he was funny...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:00, archived)
#
what do you call a pig with a spade in it's arse?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Terrible!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:03, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:02, archived)
# I heard he bought Park Lane and Mayfair
the cock
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:00, archived)
# LIES!!!
No one has EVER done this!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:01, archived)
# 20 Park Drive and a copy of Mayfair, maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Park Drive?
Are they cleaners' fags?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:11, archived)
# haha you could have had two packs of cigs there
instead of fags and porn, you beanflicker ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)
# not me!
him, you numpty!

Like I smoke Park Drive, I am still just about under 70 you know!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:14, archived)
# arf!
what a cunt. you're right. fuck 'im
(I helped save b3ta! parsley, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:05, archived)
# This is lovely
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Bloody racists!
They should embrace the squares and celebrate their culture.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:55, archived)
# that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:55, archived)
# It's cos he's on edge.
Still he's a sharp dresser.

(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:01, archived)
[challenge entry] The Ugly Sisters
(I helped save b3ta! Cocksure, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:51, archived)
# hahahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:52, archived)
# i happen to have a thing for lilly allen
and no friends left.

perhaps the two are somehow connected.
(The_Vector_Directors are balls to the wall horror, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:53, archived)
# I secretly do too...
We're not alone!
What are your thoughts on Kate McCann?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocksure, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)
# weirdly
I was thinking exactly the same thing about Ms McCann this morning while leafing through that shit rag they call the Metro.
(The_Vector_Directors are balls to the wall horror, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)
# She does have a touch
of David Bowie in her unfortunately!
(I helped save b3ta! Cocksure, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:58, archived)
# there'd be a certin frisson to fucking a murdress

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:57, archived)
# a dress or mur?
that's so last season
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:13, archived)
# My god... It's full of stars...

mystery -solved
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:06, archived)
# I'd probably put my cock in her moth
if only to shut her up.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)
# she has a moth
that makes her talk?

as if killing your kid wasn't weird enough.
(The_Vector_Directors are balls to the wall horror, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Poor moth...
don't blame the insects!
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:58, archived)
# I have to shag insects
because my penis is so very very small.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:59, archived)
# now your username makes sense!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:00, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
heh...

hmmm....

*sigh*
(The_Vector_Directors are balls to the wall horror, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:02, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:07, archived)
# haha
hadn't thought of that
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Pfffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:45, archived)
# old gold
(theillywhacker Illywhacker, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:50, archived)
# ECOAP
/establised catchphrase on a picture
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Yes and regarding the title
Maybe change the undies more!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:52, archived)
# good 'ning chap.
did you see this.
www.b3ta.com/links/HItler_Banned_From_iSketch
i know it's a rework, but...
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
Genius!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Smell My Finger
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:53, archived)
# *smells*
Mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Amongst many aroma's
also featured;
Cheesy Doritos
His Mum
Belly button Fluff
Her Mum
Their Mum
My arse crack
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)
# APCOAPOAPWABAWB
Alan Partridge Catchphrase on a picture of Alan Partridge with a black and white background
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Apocapapapawabacapawab
*tries to say*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:55, archived)
# <img src="http://www.b3tards.com/u/3baec04fb1b0be6e2d31/fail_l_plates.gif" />
Put this code ^ at the bottom of your post using the edit button to make me extremely happy
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)
# cunning.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:58, archived)
# I hope he does
been waiting since wednesday for this

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:59, archived)
# this is where your plan falls down, getting someone to actually do it!
You'd probably be quicker starting a new account :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:58, archived)
# I reckon
you might be right!

I can but hope

That spastic animal would have worn it I reckon

/week too late
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Fookin' Noob post and hide
You have failed me Noob!
If you post anything else, use the hat I made for you!
You are Fail through failing to wear the Fail hat.

Thankyou!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)
# LOLPARTRIDGES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:01, archived)
# I should warn you
I've only had 3 hours sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:02, archived)
# ... Lucky you... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:03, archived)
# I wish
it was just a booze-fuelled booze fest and now I'm not at all well.
I think I should go home.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Cashback!
Not.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:15, archived)
# i see what you did there







oh dear
(A Hospital Carpark, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry] ouldn't believe this hadn't bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:37, archived)
# *closes tattsyhop*
/lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:38, archived)
# it has i think. last night, around half six/ seven oclock
Edit: my mistake... it's jus similar b3ta.com/board/7633912
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:38, archived)
# This is better though
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:41, archived)
# i agree
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:41, archived)
# where was that?
I just spent ten minutes trawling through them all and didn't see that...

*throws toys from pram*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:41, archived)
# *catches them all in an acrobatic fashion*
yours is better shopped and from a different scene.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)
# *applause*
apple sauce

I am HUNGRY
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:47, archived)
# EAT SOMETHING!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:47, archived)
# *looks around*
THERE'S NOTHING HERE TO EAT
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:48, archived)
# shh
I'm fucking starving. i got up way too early and I've not experienced the large gap between brekky and lunch for a while now. i think i need a smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)
# hmmm yes
smoking may help

I got shitface drunk last night and haven't been home and consequently have eaten nothing but beer and gin since yesterday lunchtime.

I feel really quite rubbish, and very HUNGRY
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:51, archived)
# go somewhere where there is food, eat the food...
order food to be brought to you...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Prof, you are a genius!
*smooosh*

Of course - the greasy café round the corner! ... why didn't I think of that!

*smoosh*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)
# :D
I'm going to have to do work for the rest of the day..

so I'll see you all on Monday I suppose

have nice a nonworkbitoftheweek everyb3tan

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Work! On a Friday!
You're a disgrace
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:01, archived)
#
sorry

:C
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:03, archived)
#
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:05, archived)
# *steals wallet whilst your arms are full of toys*
ta' Milky bars are on dbroon
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)
# that's not my wallet
It's just a sanitary towel I stole.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:50, archived)
# why is it brown and leathery then?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:53, archived)
# it's my gran's
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:16, archived)
# ohh!
toys!
*keeps*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:43, archived)
# *fights*
*runs off with the best bits of Lego*
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:47, archived)
# NOT THE LEGO!!!
*chases*
come'ere you!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:48, archived)
# your ex
must have been a fucking monger
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)
# ...from the author of 'how to win friends and influence people'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:44, archived)
# pfft...
*keeps gob shut*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:44, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)
# it has :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:52, archived)
# ssshh
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry] and when the Winehouse strikes one....
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:35, archived)
# haha
I thought she had a door of cuckoondoo.

then i got a fright.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:36, archived)
# you have to earn your door!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:52, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:53, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:55, archived)
# i wonder what she would look like
without all the makeup - she wears it all the time
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:38, archived)
#
*links to picture of improbably old and wrinkly hag*
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:50, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!
Now THAT I like!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.usImage Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:48, archived)
# By jove Caruthers i think this pod racing contraption just might catch on


Click for bigger (82KB)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:33, archived)
# fucking brilliant stuff
i love your arts
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Oooh that's rather lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:35, archived)
# That's bloody great!
*clicks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:35, archived)
# woo
that's superb
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:36, archived)
# This is stupendous
More of this please
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:37, archived)
# *loves*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:37, archived)
# [...just saw the non-colour on Teh Other Place...
...you have outdone yourself sir!

please have click&woo:

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)
# this is ace
great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:46, archived)
# thats fucking awesome
i'd watch the film
(I helped save b3ta! parsley, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Amy Treehouse
(The_Vector_Directors are balls to the wall horror, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:22, archived)
# haha
*snorts*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:23, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:23, archived)
# i love this
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Oooh, lovely stuff!
/always wanted a treehouse blog
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:25, archived)
# do you have any trees?
because I bet we could get a b3ta bash going to build you the acest treehoue ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:27, archived)
# I'll bring the Black & Decker Wokmate™
a circular saw and a hammer...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:27, archived)
# I'll bring magic mushrooms
it'll be a hoot!

*chainsaws*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Can I be in charge of interior decorating?
*holds can of paint expectantly*
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Knock yourself out!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:33, archived)
# YAY
we're like changing rooms but cooler and we have to build the tree house first... changing trees, into trees with tree houses in them
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)
# 'lo hon!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:36, archived)
# i'm back!
so, what do you have for me?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Wokmate?
B&D into Chinese cooking now, are they? ;)

EDIT: Treehouse? You're gonna need PLANS, man, PLANS!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:28, archived)
# yup
It's amazing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:29, archived)
# You're the Architect
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:29, archived)
# you silly sausage
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:33, archived)
# you might need to do some of the design work too
because your job has 'design' in the title... and I can do some planning - we're an unstoppable team!

GGGGgggooooooooooo B3TA!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:28, archived)
# dammit
it doesn't match the pdf


bloody RGB instead of CMYK

will these idiots ever learn

and how am I supposed to work with 72dpi Timber?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:30, archived)
# *is client*
despite my having said this is what I wanted all along throughout the whole process, this is now NOT what I wanted and I am unhappy!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:31, archived)
# hahah
repeat til suicide
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:32, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)
# yes
having signed this disclaimer because we haven't got time to see a printed proof because we want it yesterday,
I'm now concerned that the blue of the sky that looks perfect on my rgb screen might actuallly come out grey -
can you amend it and make it more like pantone 342?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:35, archived)
# mmmm panatone
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)
# God I'm hungry
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:40, archived)
# eat something then
*fixes all problems, cures all ills*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:43, archived)
# mmmm pantaloons
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Oi! *taps foot*
Do I have to whip you again?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:29, archived)
# I have actually, but it probably wouldn't support one
/never really grew up
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:28, archived)
# what you really need is a close standing copse
so that we could build an ewok village....
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:29, archived)
# I am only five minutes from Salcey forest
They probably wouldn't notice one being built in there...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:30, archived)
# now THIS is a flan
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Mmmmm, flan....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:31, archived)
# pea flan
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:33, archived)
# googling treehouses
made me weirdly nostalgic, despite that fact that I hate trees, heights, houses, houses in trees and houses in trees at a height.
(The_Vector_Directors are balls to the wall horror, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)
# I quite like trees
but you are right, that other stuff is whack
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)
# I love all of those things
Had a friend who had a treehouse inside a big conifer tree. I would have lived there if I could.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:35, archived)
# I have always wanted live inside a giant hollowed-out conker
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:37, archived)
# I liked the idea of living in a peach
Hated the rest of that book though
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)
# A conker would be more practical imo
and shinier
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:40, archived)
# living in a peach would have been fine while you were at home
but image the stickiness when you go to the pub and dry out.
(The_Vector_Directors are balls to the wall horror, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:44, archived)
# I had a treehouse once
My grandpa built it.
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Pffft
Nicely

My Amy Winemotel pea from last night
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:27, archived)
# pffft!
the both of yez!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:31, archived)
# I'm not even going to make an attempt on this one...
I reckon some of the better shoppers here could have a huge amount of fun with this:

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cornwall/7005929.stm

A man brandishing a knife slashed himself across the throat in a Cornish town's Woolworths store.

Maybe they'd run out of his favourite Pic N Mix?
(I helped save b3ta! shadyron, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:12, archived)
# excuse me
I think you're looking for Homebase.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Shame thery got no L plate
Due to a lack of noobs this week I have not had the chance to get someone to try my new hat out.




Prolly bindun but not by me :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:14, archived)
# haha
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Did you deliberately leave the L off?
EDIT: Oh FFS! Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:15, archived)
# haha!
I thought, I'll wait before pointing it out :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:16, archived)
# *offers coffee*
*and a wake-up massage*
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:16, archived)
# 'ning Pachey.
I feel really sleepy this morning

*crosses fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:18, archived)
# tart!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:19, archived)
# and?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:24, archived)
# cream!
with a wee bit of icing sugar!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Don't get too excited
A 'wake up massage' is just me punching you in the arm shouting 'wake up!'
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:22, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:23, archived)
# office lollage
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:23, archived)
# that'd feel right nice
what with you being borrower sized and all
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha
*scuttles back under floorboards*
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:29, archived)
# OK...
I'm awake now!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:30, archived)
# The L
Is already there if they are a noob
Silly
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:16, archived)
# it's to sit on top of an L plate
diddy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:17, archived)
# piss off
what's the opposite of n00b?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Jack the Kitten...
...started out as a "Prices Slashed" Woolworths gag, but it went, erm, wrong.

Anyway, where's your pic?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:13, archived)
# anyway..

b3ta.com/board/7634127
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Kirk's nob FTW
*glee-glooms*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:14, archived)
# she cannae take much more Cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:17, archived)
# aces
that is all of the woo
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Jim, I think I can detect a few Klingons
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Apparently there's a cure for cancer now
Someone please make a hilarious picture of this for me.

Because I'm a cunt.

ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:13, archived)
# haha
dont be so hard on yersel darlin.

you had a listen yet? *spams*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:14, archived)
# What kind of music is it?
I need informations before going to the trouble of clicking.
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:17, archived)
# acoustic guitar, with me singing. that's all.
there's a bit of choice language so best not listen to it out loud at work.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:18, archived)
# We don't have a NSFW policy at my workplace
So I will switch off Radio 3 and listen to it now.
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:19, archived)
# :D cheers
but it is really rude.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:22, archived)
# I'm the boss though
:)

[edit] Verdict: Despite having a prejudice against most music written since 1960 I quite liked it. It gets better as it goes on and the sweary bits are funny. Also, you have a really nice voice.
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:25, archived)
# heh
ok :D

Edit: thanks a lot. I have prejudice against most music written since 1980.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Your song is still in my head
Which means it's catchy too. Good work!
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)
# God
that was actually really rather ace! What a lovely gravelly voice you have, and what an amusing yet po-mo-poignant little number.

Genuinely impressed. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:22, archived)
# :D ooh, thanks
what does po-mo mean?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:23, archived)
# post-modern, dahhhhling
cos I thought you were being quite knowing and ironic and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:24, archived)
# ah, thanks
you are a charming lady.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:26, archived)
# I find it insists upon itself
*love to go around London saying that*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:36, archived)
# but what does that actually mean?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:38, archived)
# nothing - it means nothing
it's just the best way to sound like you know what you're talking about.

BUT don't over use it or you'll look like a fool!

here's how it works. Find something you really really don't understand but a load of artwank types are drooling over. Give it a moment to make it look like you're thinking and then say 'blah blah blah ...it insists upon itself'

You will be bedding high class arty farty trust fund girls well into your 80s.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:47, archived)
# which through the same process solves all of your energy and transport problems
and is a perpetual motion device.

... oh - wait - right. Perpetual motion. BAD SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:15, archived)
# apparently
hit salted water with the correct frequency of radio wave and it splits the bond between the hydrogen and oxygen atoms and makes a combustible fuel which produces water as a by product... hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:18, archived)
# *spends rest of day slapping a bowl of seawater*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:22, archived)
# no - point Radio 2 at it
see what happens
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:26, archived)
# *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap*
nah, I'm enjoying this
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:28, archived)
# We are not your Tattyshop whores
And I was a little dissappointed to find that he didn't slash himself accidentaly during the course of a robbery...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:14, archived)
# No - I know you're not
my bitches, but I thought I'd be kind and give you some nice material to play with. Jeebus. Try and do someone a favour, eh?

Give me a few minutes...
*goes to find decent source images*
(I helped save b3ta! shadyron, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:16, archived)
# no you're missing the point
you post IMAGES in a new thread that you have made, not just your recent thoughts on a story you find funny. If you want to do something like you just did, it's best to do it in someone elses thread, so you're not just starting a thread full of abuse like this one.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Ah, that seems fair enough
Does this make me a bit less FAIL? Apologies for lack of hummus - it was a bit of a rush job to try and show that I'm not a complete noob - just dropped the ball a bit.


(I helped save b3ta! shadyron, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:31, archived)
# woo
yay
nice shop
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Oddly
It was quite difficult finding a decent source image for Woolworths, hence it took me a while longer than usual to produce that poor(ish) effort.
(I helped save b3ta! shadyron, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)
# 89k?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Mmm
Got it down to 56k which is (isn't it?) a bit more reasonable, but less than that and I'm really cropping the background or getting awful artefacting. I've taken out layers and sRGB data which shaved off another couple of k.

*goes off to find lemony's optimisation crib*
(I helped save b3ta! shadyron, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:43, archived)
# it's still a bit big
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Oh noes!



Make it 50K, put a speech bubble on saying "THIS IS YOUTUBE MATERIAL", and you're on to a winnar :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Done
Well - almost. 56k. I think I need to read the B3ta guide to optimisation again because it's all dripped out of my brane.
(I helped save b3ta! shadyron, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:41, archived)
# *abuses*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:33, archived)
# perhaps they weren't stocking the new JML home suicide kit he'd seen advertised on the TV
an innovation in shuffling off this mortal coil at only £9.99. Yes, that's right, only £9.99
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:15, archived)
# fcuk
have I started selling home suicide kits now?

My friends find it eternally amusing that shite products are sold under the same name as my initials. Yes, ah ha ha ha ha ha. Cunts.
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:26, archived)
# I think that's really sad
He must have been suffering terribly to kill himself in that way.

So I'll don't think I'll shop that BBC story, but thank you for your suggestion.
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:16, archived)
#
www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Yeh...
Now i dissapear to college!

*smoke bomb*

*is'nt here any more*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:17, archived)
#
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:18, archived)
# This is not helping me with my headache
at all ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Sorry, a bit further to the left?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:27, archived)
# ouch!
thassdaspot!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Poor kittehn :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:20, archived)
# aaaaahahahahahhahahahahhahahhhhahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:53, archived)
# without being rude as I assume many posts will be,
I suggest you avoid posting a link to a news story as a new thread. It pushes other art off the board and antagonises a lot of people.
Either post the link on the Links page or as a reply to an existing thread.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:19, archived)
# for future reference.
if you find something like this amusing and think that it has some comedic shoppery mileage, dump it in an existing thread as a reply, don't make it too obvious you want it brought to life pictorially, someone may well pick it up and run with it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Here's my quick and dirty effort
(linked due to largness)

clicky clicky
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:19, archived)
# nearly.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:21, archived)
# heh
Sadly, I couldn't be arsed to disguise the URL this time.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Almost
I had a horrible feeling I was about to be goatse'd. I'll still give that a hats off.
(I helped save b3ta! shadyron, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:24, archived)
# i would never be so cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:29, archived)
# hmm took me a while but i think i have done what you asked
:D here you go nice man
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:22, archived)
# you're old enough to know better.
when I heard this on the radio this morning, not yet awake, I assumed it was some sort of hypnopompic hallucination.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Am I allowed
To use that as an answer for the QOTW this week?
(I helped save b3ta! shadyron, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:35, archived)
# feel free

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Ladeys of the nigt bewear!

Inconclusive investigation.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Jack the Kitten!
WOO!

(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:12, archived)
# I KNOW THAT ALLEY!!!

woo to the scurge too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:13, archived)
# That
is quite disturbing.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:14, archived)
# It is a fine alley.
If there hasn't been a murder there, I'll be very diappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:14, archived)
# if there hasn't been
there should be!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:16, archived)
# The power of Christ compels you
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:16, archived)
# I always wondered what it was.
I just thought it was down to eating cheese before bedtiime.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:22, archived)
# WOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:15, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Very nicely done
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:18, archived)
# he kills
because of his inability to spell

other than that, it's really lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:23, archived)
# arf!
well done!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:24, archived)
# [Very Nice....
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:43, archived)
# noticed this last night...
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:07, archived)
# aaaaagggh!
i never noticed that similarity before
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:08, archived)
# I was thining, recently
that Andy Parsons has the voice of Griff Rhys Jones, but the face of Mel Smith
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Damn! forgot the hair paint
(LazyBastard, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:06, archived)
# shopped pics only please
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:07, archived)
# she seems more attractive somehow
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:08, archived)
# I'm sorry
her face is getting on my nerves now
see ya
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:08, archived)
# yeah she's starting to do my nut in
if only there was a rule i could apply in AdBlockPlus to filter her out
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:10, archived)
[challenge entry] cough
(Swany o¿o, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:03, archived)
# sorry
i really dont like this used as a source image.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:05, archived)
# *has never seen the source pic*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Be thankful
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:06, archived)
# *withdraws "bang woo"*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Good move
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:08, archived)
# probably best.
it's a sad pic of a civilian being executed.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:07, archived)
# video in fact
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:08, archived)
# :O
Thats terrible
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Yes
But good propaganda for the anti-war contingent.
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:09, archived)
# I thought everyone was anti war...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:13, archived)
# No, there's always that bloke from the military
who in spite of the warnings of the scientists thinks that blowing stuff up is the best option.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:16, archived)
# he's a prick!
I hate that guy...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:17, archived)
# A SERMON ON ETHICS AND LOVE
One day Malaclypse The Younger asked the messenger spirit Saint Gulik to approach the Goddess and request Her presence for some desperate advice. Shortly afterwards the radio came on by itself, and an ethereal female Voice said YES?

"O! Eris! Blessed Mother of Man! Queen of Chaos! Daughter of Discord! Concubine of Confusion! O! Exquisite Lady, I beseech You to lift a heavy burden from my heart!"

WHAT BOTHERS YOU, MAL? YOU DON'T SOUND WELL.

"I am filled with fear and tormented with terrible visions of pain. Everywhere people are hurting one another, the planet is rampant with injustices, whole societies plunder groups of their own people, mothers imprison sons, children perish while brothers war. O, woe."

WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH THAT, IF IT IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO?

"But nobody wants it! Everybody hates it."

OH. WELL, THEN STOP.

At which moment She turned herself into an aspirin commercial and left The Polyfather stranded alone with his species.

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:19, archived)
# also - the modern world is shaped by the two wars which happened at the start of the last century
... discus

*hits someone in the head with a discus*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:23, archived)
# whoa, I'd never discuss something as complex as that that at a fast moving messageboard...

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:28, archived)
# not necesarily a civilian.
Widely reported as a vietcong informant being executed by the local chief of police, who was haunted by that photo to his death.
After the war he moved to America and set-up a restaurant that later failed. one day the photographer went to visit the guy in his restaurant and found some graffiti in the toilet "We know who you are".

It's a sad story in very many ways.

EDIT: doesn't change the fact that it's a shit and sick source to use. Execution does not equal funny.

The photographers story
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_Adams_%28photographer%29

"Adams later apologized in person to General Nguyen and his family for the irreparable damage it did to Loan's honor while he was alive. When General Nguyen died, Adams praised him as a hero of a just cause."

There is a fucking interesting back-story to all of these photos. I just know no-one is gonna see this post. it's a shame. i might as well just talk shit to myself. oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)
# not?
It's one of world's most famous photographs
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:09, archived)
# yup this ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:06, archived)
# aye
nor that other one down there

brutally murdered foreigners LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:07, archived)
# yeh i agree
im not a big fan of the source down there either. it's a bit crass to use such sources. as mark and lard once said "NO NEED"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:10, archived)
# it's winking at me!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:11, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Amy?
same here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:12, archived)
# 5 years ?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Crivens, hadn't noticed...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:07, archived)
# i'm a lurker
:P
(Swany o¿o, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Surely you know about the filesize limits though?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:09, archived)
# please continue
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:13, archived)
# I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't look in her eyes!


It's odd that after a brief moan yesterday i seem to have done more entries for this challenge than any other.

And I don't actually have anything against Ms Winehouse aopart from what my sig says
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Then I feel sorry for your ex
Nice work :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:03, archived)
# I wouldn't want you to waste your time...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Then I shall only feel sorry for them very briefly



There, done.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:06, archived)
[challenge entry] made me think this :S

edit: made it a compo and why not
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:03, archived)
# hehehe!
i find myself compelled to keep shopping the winehouse too, although it hurts my sensitive eyes, no pain no gain.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Aw, innit romantic?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:58, archived)
# Arf!
A modern fairytale!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Literally minutes I spent on that,
she's easy in so many ways...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Now that would be an interesting challenge
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:01, archived)
# ooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:03, archived)
# ^^ this
very loads
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:04, archived)
# haha!
woo and click
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:00, archived)
# *cough*
compo it ;)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Oh aye,
I'm always doin that...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Have these two EVEr actually been in the same room together?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Tis funny
But taint compo'ed?
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Is now!


I shudda animated it, coulda been funnier...

yet can't be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Hehehe
Nicely done sir
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Why thank e
was actually very very simple, saw the 2 pics, had the idea, slapped 'em together, bout 5 minutes work!

Works tho, dunnit?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Give it 5 years.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Haha!
True.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:54, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaahahahahahaahahahahah!
*tries to breathe*

*splutter*

...fuck

hahahahaahahahahahaa!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:54, archived)
# Good grief that's so true
haha fugly or what.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:55, archived)
# great stuff, nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:56, archived)
# w-
wou-

sorry, I can't say it. really.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Genie
Arse. Cleek
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:56, archived)
# a vast improvement.
i really must get the name of her plastic surgeon.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:56, archived)
# and dentist
he seems to have sorted out those teeth of hers.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:01, archived)
# See they tried to make her go to rehab
but she said no
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:57, archived)
# she said
"fugginshagrumastimagnrsafugginginnesyafugcuntbastaryefugginwanger"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:02, archived)
# heheh
yefugginwanger
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:07, archived)
# haha ace :D
Morning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:58, archived)
# 'Ning Cae
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:58, archived)
# How are yee?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Wishing I wasn't here, as usual
You?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Im alreet. college soon :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:02, archived)
# 'nong
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Brilliant
S/he has quavers on her ears.
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:58, archived)
# What have you changed?
shopped pics .....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Marvelous!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Thank you for the woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Fookin marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:00, archived)
# That is seven shades of wrong.
But 19 shades of woo.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 18:49, archived)
[challenge entry] My.... Precious!!!!

Click for extra grotesqueness. (154K)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:48, archived)
# hahaha
nice work, good detail on the tattoo
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Hahahaa
Proper office lol!!

you git!

*clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:50, archived)
# hehehehe :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:50, archived)
# haha wonderfully done!
but you can see her boobs! nsfw!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Best one yet!
Winnaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:50, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:51, archived)
# hahah
nicely done and funny as owt!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:51, archived)
# That's horrible
really well done though
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:51, archived)
# utterly
hideous
(The_Vector_Directors are balls to the wall horror, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:53, archived)
# shopped images only etc.
superb!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:54, archived)
# Lovely stuff, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Ooh
I like that, nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!
NSFA!! I like that! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:57, archived)
[challenge entry] she doesn't look out of place


seemless
(Swany o¿o, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:40, archived)
# well
she does a bit

=P
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:41, archived)
# yeah work started early....
not enough time to make it seemless :P
(Swany o¿o, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:44, archived)
# That's because there were a lot of cheap junky whores operating in 'nam
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:44, archived)
# NAM NAM NAM

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:45, archived)
# ha ha ha
stop eating the pic!

loon
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:46, archived)
# ach
he loves the taste of napalm in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:51, archived)
# If I say it's safe to surf this site, it's safe to surf this site!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:53, archived)
# *gets shot dead*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:59, archived)
# My first ever post was using this source image of Nam
and everyone gave me a lot of shit about it.

Admittedly it had teh Quo in it, and my first post should've been CDC related.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:46, archived)
# people were pricks back then
the boards a lot more mellow now.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Ahem
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:47, archived)
# may I help you
... the gorgeous and devine Pachey?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Well ninja'd
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:53, archived)
# I wasn't a prick
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:49, archived)
# just a bit needling...




;)™
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:50, archived)
# I wasn't trying to suggest that the board started out as a primordial bag of pricks all shouting at each other and telling new people off
also, you are the exception to almost every rule
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:51, archived)
# I know that
I just don't like being lumped in with horrid people.

And thank you for that last comment. :)
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:54, archived)
# prick ;¬)
'ning lady
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Hello Geoffrey
How are you?

Are you going to the Country Living Christmas Fair?
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:00, archived)
# oooh ooh I bet my ex's fiancée is
you needed to know that
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:04, archived)
# :D
I'll remember not to lump you in the future
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:08, archived)
# depends on the time of day/week really

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:49, archived)
# yeh
I got shouted at by a load of people for posting a seal next to some blood stained snow and a speech bubble saying "Excuse me, is this the Seal Club?"

Pretty shite joke admittedly, but someone used the same source recently and didnt get any anger or negativity. *sigh* What emancipated times we live in.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:00, archived)
# b3ta is strange sometimes
people who have no problems with rape jokes and missing kids suddenly explode when dead animals are involved...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Shouting at people is as much against the rules as big filesizes, threadwasting and other stuff that people get shouted at for
Ironically
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:08, archived)
# When his owners fitted him with a bell...

Tiddles had to get more... "creative"
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:23, archived)
# hahaha!!
excellent!
*clicks*

did you have something for me?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:24, archived)
# something for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:25, archived)
# whoops!
my mistake,
it was heffrey!
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Yes
...oh, you were talking to her
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Hello Gorgeous
*plies with booze*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:41, archived)
# *whips*
Just doing my job
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:42, archived)
# eep!



ta.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Hello Freebs
How are you this morning?
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:44, archived)
# too busy for the board
*BLATANTLY NOTICES THIS POST*

have to get 2 jobs out of the way this morning, so you'll just have to imagine I've replied to you...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:49, archived)
# HA HA!
real Lol, time for learning, toodles all back later on (probably the 20 minutes it takes me to get to class)
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:24, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:25, archived)
# 'ning
i answered your comment on /links, was just wondering what you meant exactly. I wouldnt describe the lyrics as being my sentiments per se :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Just checked out your choon...
great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:32, archived)
# cheers, glad you like it :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:33, archived)
# i have now answered.
it was in no way a criticism, 'tis a fine tune beautifully performed.
*wishes he'd just left it at woo, yay and hadn't left further remarks.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:43, archived)
# no no
I didn't take it as criticism, and I would have been happy with criticism anyway, because I'm a bit of a n00b with singing, song writing and playing guitar. I've answered you, you make a good point. Being as it was a sex drugs and rock n roll lament, I thought it had to mention something about the hypocrisy of not legalising weed, perhaps. :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:49, archived)
# pffft
one of my cats would just rip the bell off her
collar within five minutes of having it put on.
she was a viciouls little mouse/bird/rabbit killing machine
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:25, archived)
# was it Ben?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:26, archived)
# i'd like to point out that i said
both she and her in that post.
Ben is a boys name.
stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:36, archived)
# 'Ning Ace
(bit late, sorry)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:31, archived)
# ning
Mrs. T ... Mrs. Boo T
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:33, archived)
# *shakes her boo t*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:36, archived)
# \o/
*pimps*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Do I get a cut?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:39, archived)
# yeah
right across your pretty face if you don't
SHUT IT!

i'm so sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:41, archived)
# you get hit with the pimp stick if you don't get back out on the track and work the tricks
you also get a comprehensive health package, pension and all the H you could ever want.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:42, archived)
# Health deal and a pension?
That's a better deal than I got now! What tricks are we talking about - rabbit out the hat, pick a card any card?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:44, archived)
# lonely foo's with money and time and no woman
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:50, archived)
# *looks at watch*
don't let it happen again
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:37, archived)
# ning phexy
ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:32, archived)
# 'ning dude
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:36, archived)
# d00d!
ning.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:39, archived)
# ning Prof-type person
*smooosh*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:41, archived)
# *takes his time with the smoosh*
get back into bed, we can have breakfast at 1
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:53, archived)
# how good does that sound?
*langours*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:55, archived)
# :D
*opens the curtains and lets the sun rain shine in make nice noises on teh window*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:58, archived)
# outside, the rain is tapping on the leaves,
to me it sounds like they're applauding
the quiet love we made.

*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:00, archived)
#
*farts*
*turns on xBox*

*hugs*
*turns on Radio 4*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:07, archived)
# hahaha
either's good

*smokes a jay and goes back to sleep til Countdown*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:09, archived)
# ning sex-'phex
*smoosh*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:41, archived)
# good morning miss lovely
put my shirt on and russell us up some breakfast
*spanks*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:43, archived)
# this shirt is kinda short ......
*shrugs*

*mucks about with eggs and toats and coffee and that*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Ningles
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:39, archived)
# SHITE IN ME MOOTH
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:26, archived)
# aahhhahhahh!
 
brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:29, archived)
# *stands up and claps*
*falls out of rollercoaster*

WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Excellent
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:32, archived)
# hahaha
Nicely

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Aces!
I sooooo want a cat...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:35, archived)
# they are all teh sneaky....

woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:37, archived)
# I never noticed the beak before
did you lighten it or am I just looking on my incredibly bright office monitor?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:47, archived)
# twas always on there, very subtley added
a bit like this 'un I done too, adds alot of detail to it methinks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:03, archived)
# hahahahahah
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Lovely first pic of the day
*cleek*

also: NINGS!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:40, archived)
# Debs!!!!!!!!
*glomps and smooshes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Trells!!!
*mush smooshing occurs*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:42, archived)
# woohoo!
belated nest repost:
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:41, archived)
# :D
the best way to start the day ... with a freebs post, not with a pint of black, I don't do that - I had tea this morning to help me get out of bed... honest...

*lifts brown bag to lips, sips, looks shifty*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:43, archived)
# soup
herb

well deserving of a morning *click*
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 9:50, archived)

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