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(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:15, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:16, archived)
# I dunno why, that always makes me laugh like a loon
Unlike Freebs' posts.
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:22, archived)
# :S



:'(
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:22, archived)
# *suicides bombs for love of freebs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Paha, that's awful..
...yet brilliant!

w00!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:16, archived)
# ...*spang*
*nudges* www.b3ta.com/board/7636108
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:17, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:18, archived)
# pfft!
aarrrgggg!!!
aarrrgggg!!!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:18, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:18, archived)
# oh good grief!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:19, archived)
#
just wrote a note to myself on my jobs list

"awaiting feedback"

Damn, I'm easily distracted
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:21, archived)
# oh dear god no freebs JUST NO!
*dies*

see now look what you've done - I'm deaded!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)
# *revives*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:22, archived)
# *a right good spanging*
that's all you deserve, young man
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)
# good grief
*swings spanging pan*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:23, archived)
# *polishes spanging pan*
You ready for this?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:23, archived)
# ha h ah ahah ah aaha aha ahaahaha ahaha ahaha a ha a
contrar y to what everyone else said - this is EXACTLY what I needed.

Back to work for me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:23, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
*reaches out*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:25, archived)
# hahah
that tickles!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:25, archived)
# go on then
you can have me until lunch time.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:28, archived)
# *wraps self around*
*gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeees*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:29, archived)
# *happy mumbles*
how was your burger?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:30, archived)
# lardy and lovely
just like me :D

although now i need a snooze
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:31, archived)
# *tries to think about something sordid to say about buns or baps...*
it's all too obvious.

is there anyone around - can you grab a kip?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:33, archived)
# I am alone in the office
but it needs more bed.

I have been known to curl up on my bike jacket on the floor before now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:34, archived)
# well - the only alternative is to pop to the offy
pick up a couple of tins, tan them over lunch and spend the rest of the day not caring*

*I do not endorse this as a thing to do I am being silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:37, archived)
# If you won't endorse it I will.
*endorses*
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Think I'll just chug a bifta out of the window
and set my chair to maximum recline
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Sounds like a plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:43, archived)
# sounds like a GOOD plan
it's so deep they can feel the vibrations in Jamaica!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Ha ha! Goodness, but
you're on a roll today!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Arf!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 9:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmmmm

EDIT: With the bass drum behind, i've unintentionally made her rather phallic.
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)
# The scariest thing is
You can see a trouser mimsi!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)
# ... and all it takes is the cost of a ha'f bottle of Grants
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# I find a bottle of meths works just as well.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:14, archived)
# heh
the scariest thing is that if she took the mic's away from her mouth she'd still have a tash any pilot would be proud of what what..
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:16, archived)
# I saw killa kella do that once... he's playing in the city tongith actually all you Edinb3tans who are true to hip hop
*beatboxes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# tongith is such a lovely word
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:19, archived)
# it's elven
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:22, archived)
# *smoosh*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:24, archived)
# haha
Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honour, which is probably more than she ever did.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Why are we fighting for this woman?
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:15, archived)
# was just a Duck Soup quote due to her Groucho resemblance
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:19, archived)
# i used to be a much better swimmer
... thanks for that evolution
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:31, archived)
# oh - that's right
no one though it was funny at 9 this morning and it hasn't got any funnier you prick!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Haha
yeah, 'unintentionally' ;)
(Sylv Pavarotti Stunt Double, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Thats wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:32, archived)
# fontage

hello all
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHAA WOO!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)
# hahaha
nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Utterly Brilliant.
Well done, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Arf!
Although Tran seems to be missing an arm..
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)
# yeah weird huh?
it was there a minute ago!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# MADDIE?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:14, archived)
# The McCanns are at it again!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:14, archived)
# *calls the newspapers*
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:17, archived)
# call the portugese police too
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:19, archived)
# They are too busy..
They all got stuck in a paperbag and are looking for the way out.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:23, archived)
# ha haha
'if we move away from teh light it's bound to be the right thing to do!'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Chortle!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# lol! Chortle!
pfft aint seen that since the beano days when i were a lad...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)
# oh very good
*claps*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:14, archived)
# This made me do a giggle
Thus gets a click!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Hahahaha!
pft
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)
# that's great
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That's fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Arf!
"Hello, Duckee!"

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:03, archived)
# i am currently finding this post
amusing
(The_Vector_Directors are balls to the wall horror, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:16, archived)
# a bit late ...
(theillywhacker Illywhacker, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)
# cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Sooooooooooooo many levels of fail
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)
# all of them actually.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:16, archived)
# practically an artform in that respect

[sure it's not a regular taking the piss?]
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)
# you might get in trouble in a bit
for putting text on somebody elses pic...

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)
# haha you dreadful mong
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)
# YOU MUST PUT THIS ON!!


NOW!

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)
# What are you suggesting Captain Wow should do?!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Captain Wow
Has no L's?

ning!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)
# She has a candle today
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:38, archived)
# *hunts *
*cant find*

:(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:45, archived)
# <img src="http://www.b3tards.com/u/3baec04fb1b0be6e2d31/fail_l_plates.gif" />
IT WILL FIT YOU LULLY
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Quick
before everyone clicks ignore!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:14, archived)
# you're new here aren't you
Did you steal that directly from the front page? and if so did you not think for one second that Monty Props (who's name you've covered) should be asked first?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)
# cuntcunt cunt
*stares in disbeleifief
1. theft
2. size
3. toap
4. aint tuesday
*adds more size to this incredible thread
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)
# you took someone elses image from the front page
and wrote on it...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................fail
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)
# And it's over the file size
by 20 odd K
And the survey says.....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:17, archived)
# eeedjit!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)
# oh dear.
*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)
# [Naughty N00b.]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Is that your finger,
or your knob!?

*edit* it occurs to me I don't ever want to have to ask that question ever again...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:25, archived)
# thieving cunt!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)
# oh dear
I recommend you read the FAQ before posting again.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)
# i'll overlook the ridiculous childlike spelling.
but using a fellow b3tards image without due credit is inexcusable.
you are clearly a twat!!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)
# In terms of fail
that is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Plagerism is pretty wankerish.
But nicking something from another B3tan is really cuntish. I can even see the tag for Monty!!!

Also don't delete it.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Foolish man/woman/other
You have incurred the wrath of all.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:19, archived)
# ^this
grrrrrrrrrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:21, archived)
# I feel somehow responsible
If only I never said noob!

*curses self*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Elvis almighty!
The amount of hypocracy on here is staggering. On a board mostly founded on nicking other people's images and doing something to them, you'd expect people to be a bit less cunty about it...
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Yeah, but you should never piss in your own wardrobe
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:24, archived)
# NOW you tell me...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:25, archived)
# we normally do more to them than just adding text
and more importantly, the obviously shopped bit should've been made by yourself, and if not, it'd be nice to say "I only added xxx"
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:25, archived)
# You don't
steal from a bank and then go back the next day to deposit it. Though that would be good fun.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Perhaps if it had been made into a different picture there would be no problem.
However, seeing as this is just adding text, it's a bit shit to claim it as his/hers/others' plus it was in a new thread, plus it's too big etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Too big?
There's been over 400k worth of image responses pointing that out. Am I the only one who finds that disproportionate?

Adding text might be crap, but there's plenty of crap posted here. It just looks like if you're a regular you get away with more than noobs. I think it's just a bit mean, and everyone likes jumping on the shout-at-the-noob bandwagon as much as they do any other around here.
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:33, archived)
# I'm with you on the filesize front, it's pointless really
but also b3ta.com/board/7636216
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Like I said...
...it might be crap, it might even be rude, but there's stuff posted here that makes TOAP look like fine art.

I'll shut up now, it's clear people are sufficiently happy with calling new people cunts over and over and over again.
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:45, archived)
# always tends to wind me up
a file posted by someone new that's about 100k, to which people respond by posting about a megabyte's worth of stuck-up smug insults. there are some people around who take the whole thing just a tad seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:49, archived)
# They're often...
...the first people to point to the FAQ, which itself states:

There is somebody really annoying on the board, is it OK to be rude to them?

Absolutely not. If you are really annoyed by another boarder, you can click the 'Ignore' button under their posts and everything they post will be hidden from you (you can always un-ignore them later if you like). Please don't be horrible to other people just because they are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that bothers you. If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything.

If there is somebody on the board who doesn't know what to do, you can always point them in the direction of this FAQ in a friendly way (or use the secret
code).

There are moderators about to deal with people who abuse the messageboard, replying to somebody calling them a cunt isn't very constructive and will just encourage people to keep trolling.
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:51, archived)
# hehe!
but the ink isn't even dry on it yet.
and that added bollocks text on it is, well, bollocks.
this sort of thing needs nipping in the bud.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)
# :)
nipping cunting
bud fuck
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:34, archived)
# If he had
A) Asked

B) Done something clever with it

and

C) Not removed my tag

I wouldn't have been bothered, however, as he blatently failed to do all three he would do well to avoid me from now on.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)
# just go away
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:21, archived)
# nooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Aw, that's a luverly piccy!
cheered me right up! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:35, archived)
# You're a bit fucking special....
so you need this hint...
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:33, archived)
# to keep things balanced.
this bigoted image is worse than the original post.
swap the face for a black one and lets see how it goes down, just an idea.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:44, archived)
# lesons in good taste from one with a hitler icon
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:53, archived)
# and another thing
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:54, archived)
# hitler's not worthy of mocking and ridicule?
now there's an idea, forgive me for harboring under the illusion that he, and this is no generalisation about a race or or specific section of society, was as mad as a bag of spanners.
clearly i've missed the point.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:01, archived)
# hitler was mad
this guys a mong

same thing
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:12, archived)
# hahahaha
ok
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:44, archived)
# i didn't make this image
i borrowed it from the internets.

(The_Vector_Directors are balls to the wall horror, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:32, archived)
# For not wearing my hat again!!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:55, archived)
# TOSEP!
oh noes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:57, archived)
# That, sir, is my pic.
Step outside for a kicking. Now.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Do him Monty!
Kick his fucking head in!!

Hehehee
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:22, archived)
# You get it on your Moby
And I'll post it on the internet.

/Schoolthug blog ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:23, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Hobby Horse - Horse Riding

All previous Hobby Horse outings
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)
# pffft!
ad infinitum?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# I fear the cunty post above yours will take attention away from the wonderfulness of this
ACEtastic
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:17, archived)
# I thought this might be the case, ah well.
You cant beat a good cunt bashing....um...
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:18, archived)
# i love hobby horse
:)
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:17, archived)
# hahahaha
woo

I love your hobbyhorse anims!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Hey you changed the format, how can I auto complete to that?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Woooo
Marvelous!!!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
FTW!



(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:19, archived)
# yay
thats great
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:30, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! MAP, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:30, archived)
# hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:00, archived)
# i'm sorry i skidded past this earlier.
it is truly splendid and gets a click off me.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:10, archived)
# my last attempt for attention!
in less than an hour, I'm setting off to London. Tomorrow I'll be running round London... Dressed as a Gorilla. It's all for charity and you know you love those KERAZEE mountain gorillas! So yes, sponsorship would be greatly appreciated!
3 unwise mokeys
www.justgiving.com/katepearson
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)
# I'm in London.

Perhaps we could meet up for lots of sex? As long as you keep the costume on.


*yiffs*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:03, archived)
# cor! well i'm around until sunday afternooooon
i hear sunday morning sex is SOOPAH
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)
# That's that settled then.

It'll be great. There'll be orgasms and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)
# spaff-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Classy chat-up line there, wheely
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)
# I will check my balance later
And all being well, sponsorship ahoy!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:03, archived)
# ahoy hoy!
sooper duper ta, are you well?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)
# I am very
I hope you are too, with all this exertion coming up?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:07, archived)
# terrified!
i'm staying in a hotel on notting hill and i'm scared i'll get lost in london on my own! eeeek!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Nah, London's easy
Never got lost there yet
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Not that much exertion!

She will, after all, be on her back for most of the time. It's me that'll have to do all the exerting. :/
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)
# In that case, I hope you're well too!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)
# good luck cheeky :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)
# thenks petal
*smooshe*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:07, archived)
# i don't
i'm member of
www.letskillsomefuckinggorillas.com
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)
# You now owe me double sponsorship.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)
# that's good, it'll save me having to sponsor you.




kidding. i'll sort it in a bit
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)
# rarr
I really love your hair. If you're not busy, could you marry me please?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)
# hahahaha
The red will have to go soon, I cant afford to keep it nice, and I cant get a job because people think i'm scum.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)
# i had red hair once
it went pink quite quickly and I looked like a bushy eyebrowed Polly Pocket.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:15, archived)
# I will make a small donation on payday
if it's not too late?

/least I can do
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)
# you can donate for a further 2 months
but it's nice to hit the target before the event! whenever you can would be great ta!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Ok great
Good luck!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:16, archived)
# hahaha, all three of you? :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)
# I wish! we could share the load!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)
# cooool!
Next year I'm hoping to do this trek thing for wvrs! wheeee!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)
# nice concise filename :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)
# I'z a good riverghostie
and gave months ago!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:07, archived)
# you are a very good boy *pets*


yes, thanks to all who have already sponsored! *rude*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)
# It's nothing
I mugged a marmot for the credit card!

EDIT: What is that suspect looking baggie on the top of the microwave?!!

EDIT EDIT: Enhanced Enquiring minds want to know!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)
# the little bag?
it's got wooden bits that you use on canvas to tighten the ermmm material stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Of course it is.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Ello Totts!
Good luck with that speed gorrillagramming
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:29, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:01, archived)
# haha
great work :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)
# nah, quick magic wand job :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:03, archived)
# *sigh*
Don't you know this board is just for crappy pictures of Winehouse?

Please post that sort of thing somewhere else.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)
# I had to filename there.
I thought it was topical about NHS cutbacks. awesome none the less.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Nicely indeed!
After he'd tackled three heart bypasses, Mister Thompson wanted nothing more than a balti pukka pie and chips.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:03, archived)
# hehehe!
our younger viewers may want to get an adult to help.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
Took a sec

*clicks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Now that's the sort of thing
I peruse this internet site in the hope of viewing.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:32, archived)
# I nearly missed this
Nicely done sir!!

Yay
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry] "Ive fallen and I cant get up!!"
(Slatts If you cant remember it didnt happen, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Oh
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Vic..I've fallen!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Oooh.
It was quite a nasty one.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:58, archived)
# I can smell the chaffing
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Yes....
I can smell the localized chaffing.


*re-lurk*

edit: damm you got there first!

*re-re-lurk never to be seen again*
(albert ross lurking since before you were born., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:01, archived)
# stop starting Davey man!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)
# marzipan's private, davey!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)
# thiiiiis is your liiiife!!!
*bing bing bong*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQpA1R1lFsg
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Lovely wagon
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)
# he hair is just getting more and more insane
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)
# HE-HAIR
and the MASTERS OF THE HATIVERSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:07, archived)
[challenge entry] i think she's let herself go......
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Are you
my mummy?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:55, archived)
# corpse blimey guvnor
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)
# It's a grave matter, starting a pun thread
starting a pun threadare you sure?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:58, archived)
# deathinitely
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Time for a stiff drink
I feel
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:01, archived)
# cadaver
n'other one please
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)
# I'll have mortis and coke
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Fly my pretty!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:49, archived)
# *waits for it to animate*
*is not disappointed*
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Top work
arfs.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Wonderful.
Just Wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:51, archived)
# hahaha
I was not expecting that!-
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Unexpected toup
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:55, archived)
# are her upper arms really that skinny?
jesus, eat some pies or do some work or something, woman
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:55, archived)
# They really are!
She needs more pie!

wonders if it's possible to inject pie...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)
# You own a vidi amiga 12.
I had one of those. I used to grab news readers and turn them into aliens in dpaint.

It was fun.

That is all.

Edit: And my sisters friend grabbed a picture of Mr. Motivator from an advert and made his eyes bulge and explode in dpaint. That was great.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:58, archived)
# I used to do very very pixelly porn animations
The internet didn't turn up for a long while after my libido did...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)
# argh
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Hur hur hur hur hur
nicely done, sah, nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:58, archived)
# hahaha!
*tumbleweeds*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)
# thingy
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA



what?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:47, archived)
# INFINITY COCK!
pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Er, right
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Is that two holes, close together?
*peers*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:48, archived)
# And some hair, it seems
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:48, archived)
# two holes, quite close together and some hair!?
quite close together and some hair!?NSFW!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)
# *pastes into tattyshop*
*inverts*
Looks like a dribble of spluff now.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)
# This reminds me of Spirograph
*reminisces*
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:48, archived)
# This reminds me of the time
that I was on the submarine HMS Bathyscape, trapped under the polar ice cap for eight days.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)
# And I must admit
I was veh, veh, drunk!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)
# compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:51, archived)
# I see what appears to be contours leading from a large orifice....
/but I see no ring
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:52, archived)
# didn't you hear?
Frodo dropped it into a crater.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Pleased to meet you too

click HERE for biggeration
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:45, archived)
# the board is full of nice things today
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Hey! it's shrunk!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)
# I thought t'original were a bit big
so I used a smaller version.
I can linky to big if you likes?
EDIT: click here for large version
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:47, archived)
# please do
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Lully but HOW BIG?!!
Ah *glories in its shrunkeness*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Not very
f5 is your friend, ;)
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:48, archived)
# You should lead by example then:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Obviously
*nods*
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)
# woof woof
.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Indeed
they're charming chaps really.
I know them personally.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:49, archived)
# That's rather nice!
Woos
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Merci beaucoup!
j'appreciate ton appreciation.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:52, archived)
# excellent stuff, nice work
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Why thank you!
It's always nice to get encouragement from persons of your talent.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:52, archived)
# you're far too kind :)
seriosuly though, you shoudl link the big version to the smaller pic, well worth it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:58, archived)
# I shall do
acherley
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:00, archived)
# And Now on BBC2
(Luther, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:43, archived)
# their
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:44, archived)
# ^this^
Right ^^their^^
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:45, archived)
# there there there!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Mmmm. Body of christ.

And... umm... pus of christ i guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)
# pfft
Shouldn't that be Corpus Crispies?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)
# I wondered that
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Also me
in other news - greasy café cheeseburger and chips FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:40, archived)
# TJ: Got you some flowers on the way in this morning, to cheer you up :)
Here
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:43, archived)
# oooooh!
*hayfevers* hehe only kidding. Thank you :P
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:45, archived)
# pffft, flowers
i got you this.
*unzips*
*THUD*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)
# You charmer, Minky
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:52, archived)
# O_O
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:52, archived)
# you shouldn't just drop a bowling ball like that
you'll crack the paintwork
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Oooh!
Tulips!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)
# \o/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Sir David Hattington Of Hat
That's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:47, archived)
# *doffs and bows*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:49, archived)
# That's some shoelace technique you've got there....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)
# I dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:40, archived)
#
I was thinking that too
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:40, archived)
# *surprise glomp*
how ya doin' amigo?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:41, archived)
# *is surprised, but enjoys all the same*
I'm good today, my little chick-a-dee - got you something: www.b3ta.com/board/7635967

*glomps right back*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:45, archived)
# *glomp threesomes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Bless You :)
*Thoroughly Enjoys Glomp-fest*

You ok today, Mrs T?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)
# No as Corpus Crispies would mean crispy bodies
it needs the Christies to tie in with jesus so the whole joke thing works.
(jagathewise, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Arf - excellent!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:39, archived)
# I now have to listen to Type O Negative
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Wow.
You have really odd OCD problems.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:42, archived)
# No, I don't
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Prove it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:45, archived)
# I can't
so maybe you're right
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)
# hurrah,
I like type o negative too. A damn fine band.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)
# They're okay
but I don't really like their latest albums
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:54, archived)
# I didn't like Dead Again.
I prefer the early thrash albums.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)
# *EAts
YUmyum!

Yumyum?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:43, archived)
# hahaha
but should be Chrispies :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)
# great idea that, nicely done,
but seeing as everyone is getting told to optimise today, would be unfair not to point out that the image is a tad large
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)
# there you go.
I fixed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:53, archived)
# it's still excellent ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry] nings and that

(fookin hell thas a biggun)
Place pis related posts below.
Join my Uri-Nation
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Hahahah


It's the latest celebrity craze.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:37, archived)
# YAY!
*goes to buy Tena, wants to be piss poor celeb
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Hahaha
She's pissed!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Haha!
That's terrific!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Woo for your Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:41, archived)
# nice reflection work on the text
I guess its a failing of the Wii's graphical abilities ;D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:51, archived)
# spotted it after id finished it.....couldnt be arsed to correct it
*apologises profusedly
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Woo!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)
# hhahhhahhahha
Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:39, archived)
# HAPPY FRIDAY SONG TIME!!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:36, archived)
# *needs fag to suck on
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:36, archived)
# heheh, lovely work sir, t'riffic
/although I must admit, I hate that bloody song
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Everything he says^
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:42, archived)
# *feels alright*
Oy! You can't smoke indoors any more!

*sues*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)
# *maries*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:40, archived)
# needs more broken spine
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)
# i think
the poor bugger from supergrass bust his back recently.
still a damn annoying song mind you.

\wipes brain
(prostheses, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Hahaha
I Should Coco!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)
# I want to feel alright
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:39, archived)
# but . . . but . . .
It's FRIDAY!

whassup bub?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:41, archived)
# *smokes a fag*
*sings alone*

woo
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:40, archived)
# We are old
We do nowt
stroke the cat
put it out
smell of wee
support tights
Feel like shiiiite!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:41, archived)
# *claps and gleeeeees*
Shirehorses FTW!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:42, archived)
# *likes*
features norks.

i am well into norks at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:41, archived)
# me too!

EDIT: at the moment ALWAYS!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:44, archived)
# My feelings on the subject are well known
*glee*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Back to black.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back_to_Black
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:35, archived)
# crikey.
.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:43, archived)
# it's been a while so have a chuntering wombat
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:27, archived)
# *goes to play wom*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:28, archived)
# What do you do with a Wombat?
Play wom with it!

I'm sorry I'll read that again if I'm not mistaken :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:32, archived)
# *chokes on non-existant tea*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:33, archived)
# That's the one!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Linkee for you
don't know if you've heard them before, but they're a bit like a modern ISIHAC, but with no singing
99p.protoncharging.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:37, archived)
# *blinks*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Dracula's Castle Episode.
"What do you get if you cross a cricket with a wombat?"
"A Cricket Wom"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:39, archived)
# I say! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Rather!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Proper LoL
Luverly.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)
# [spiffing, what what?
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:35, archived)
# ah
The properpillar!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Thankyou
*laughs*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)
# I fully endorse this image
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:42, archived)
# DrZaarlon Fully Endorses This Reply.
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)
#



previously: www.b3ta.com/board/7633412
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:19, archived)
# are you sleeping with DTH?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:20, archived)
# aren't you?
i thought we all were
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Dave?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7005061.stm
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:21, archived)
# yeah I just saw that
top branding
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:22, archived)
# So I'm not allowed to watch it any more?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:23, archived)
# I'm too old
apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:26, archived)
# I watch G2 all the time!
If I knew I wasn't allowed to cos I'm a girl...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:26, archived)
# never seen it
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:34, archived)
# I'm not
I am too female though.

[edit] I thought that side headline said 'Scrap souless Moobs' instead of Mobos. Heh.
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:30, archived)
# you
are all woman
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:34, archived)
# hahahaha!
Now if they just stop showing Catherine Tate and Dragons Den, and start showing Big Train and QI again...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Hell yes!
QI and Top Gear, I'd be a very happy bunny
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:29, archived)
# what a fucking stupid idea!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Well that saved me from typing it
Although ironically this is taking longer that if I had.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:23, archived)
# hahahaha
*refrains from making short, witty reply because I can't be bothered typing it*


oh. wait...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:24, archived)
# *chokes on cake*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:25, archived)
# riverghost's useless fact of the day
The acronym WWW is the only one that takes longer to say than the abbreviation it stands for!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:30, archived)
# but people only use 'www' to refer to URLs
most people say 'the internet'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:32, archived)
# they don't say
the address is theinternet.b3ta.com do they:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:35, archived)
# hahahahahahah
this if fucking freaky mindpissage!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:35, archived)
# so you say "the address is The Internet dot b 3 t a dot com"?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:35, archived)
# I yam in yourz hed
Pre-empting yourz internessies!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:37, archived)
# I say VuVuVu!
Like the italians!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:48, archived)
# I was actually going to say that exact fact but gave up because it was taking too long
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:34, archived)
# "dub dub dub"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:35, archived)
# No that's a rave:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:35, archived)
# What about the WWWW?
Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:36, archived)
# That just means you're being pedantic!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:39, archived)
# It's the World Wide Wank Web
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:41, archived)
# THat's still quicker to say:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Dave?
*giggles*
*whips*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Hahaha! Nice one Dave!
What? Oh, wait. Now I'm confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Heh
Although now I really fancy a Guinness.

Mmmm... Guinness...
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Guinness? At 11.30am?
Go on then - you get em in
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:31, archived)
# my Goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Arf!
Good-o!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Mmmm...
Gooeyness

(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Mastermind!! (DAMN MSN HOSTING!!!)
(Chunk Mcfunk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:10, archived)
#
edit: yeah, it's too big matey, 50kb is the guideline size for still images, mkay?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:11, archived)
# :)
thems is funny
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:13, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:13, archived)
# why does the one on the left
look at the one on the rights cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:14, archived)
# cos it's a belter
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:15, archived)
# how ironic
(redex)

/edit/ DUM-DI-DA-DARR DURRRRRR-DUM

/edit edit/ How big?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)
#
www.moanmyip.com/

needs sound and NSFW due to sexual maoning noises
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:19, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
that is fucking great, I shall start using that instead of www.whatismyip.com with the clients
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:20, archived)
# I've started so I'll
redex
that man annoys me
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Don't use msn hosting, it's shit
Rehost it, edit this post and let us see your genius. Or not, as the case may be.

EDIT: Thought not. Nice hummus, but needs to be a third of the size
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)
# haha!~
it's called a penis LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Er, quite
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:14, archived)
# oh dear....
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:13, archived)
# nice
I think its refering to this
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:14, archived)
# nothing showing for me, sorry.
EDIT: that's better!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:14, archived)
# learn how to optimise!!
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/optimised.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:17, archived)
# :)
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:18, archived)
# it's a shame magnus magnusson retired.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:18, archived)
# and then died
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:20, archived)
# WHAT!?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:23, archived)
#
http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:31, archived)
# i don't believe it.
it's elvis tenfold.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:31, archived)
# he finished before he started
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:22, archived)
# he had better things to do
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Lape Rorry
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:40, archived)
# excellent
but I hate that bloke, he's a complete arse

but please can you save it smaller, more optimised or as a thumbnail link to the main image to keep in lines with the "images around 50k rule".
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Blasphemy!
I wake up with him almost every morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:19, archived)
# did you see him on that art program with Keith Allen
he was like an irritating spoilt child who refused to try anything. really annoyed me.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:21, archived)
# no, thankfully
TBH I didn't even know he did Mastermind now
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:22, archived)
# I think he's an over- opinionated cock
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Isn't he dead?
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:31, archived)
# I'm not usually too fussed about filesizes
but I went over my bandwidth limit yesterday and now I'm down to 3kb/s.

I don't know why anyone bothers posting here at this speed, it's horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:29, archived)
# it's not the speed its the cappage we strive to protect ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:37, archived)
# its smaller
less than 50k now. sorry for the big size!!
(Chunk Mcfunk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Lovely, thank you
Nice to see someone who actually bothers :-)

Top lurkage by the way!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:28, archived)
# well done :)

*gold star*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:31, archived)
# good stuff, thanks fella,
well worth a woo for that :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 11:33, archived)

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