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# Something I was playing about with last night
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Original pencil drawing by JJ, of course.

Click for 171kb-ness
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:48, archived)
# thats very good!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:49, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:49, archived)
# ACE!
your style reminds me of someone elses . . . C];0)

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)
# That's really lully!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:53, archived)
# lovely crayon work?
Wax?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Some men use hairgel
I use Photoshop.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Back, crack and sack?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:57, archived)
# *Long post warning*
Take drawing off JJ's site, open in PS, adjust curves to pick out the lines and fade pencil squiggles. Print at 10% opacity, ink by hand and scan in at 600dpi grayscale. Save as PSD then open in Adobe Streamline. Convert to ART and save as an AI, open in Illustrator, fix any line problems and export as TIFF into PS. Select black colours, invert selection to delete everything but lineart. Lock layer and colour each area in a new layer underneath the lineart. Using the inked version, plot where shadows go in pencil, then use that as a guide with the pen tool and drop the selections brightness by 25 twice.

Then you look at your pencilled/inked paper and scan that in,adjust curves, stick on a surface blur, set layer to overlay, stick a flat colour lightish blue underneath, set that to darken and use the brush tool to roughly fill in a layer under that in the colours. Once finished, just play with gradients until you get one you like.

Turns out that the picture you see up there was actually a byproduct of what I was actually doing. Came out far better though.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:07, archived)
# you have
way too much time on your hands
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)
# What else am I going to do at 3am
With no-one on GTA online and a new Graphics tablet to test?
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Drink. Smoke. Wank.
Write. Cry.

/occasional insomnia blog
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:17, archived)
# needs more interval and ice creams
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:09, archived)
# hahahaha I love that the way that sounded as if you sighed at the start!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:10, archived)
# lovely
all summery and everything
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)
# that is very nice
and very nicely done.

i don't like the green eyes though
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:57, archived)
# MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENK!!!!
*smoosh-glomp-smoosh-grope-smoosh*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:59, archived)
# ooh 'ello ducky!
*smoosh-harden-smoosh-strip-smoosh-sexyteim*

did you get the pic i sent you?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:06, archived)
# I did
but my phone has gone MENTAL. I think it is a delayed reaction from getting a bit smashed when i fell of the bike.

You look lovely as a secure hospital patient ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Yeah, they are a bit bright
S'the gradients fault. It seems to have muted some colours, emphasized others and just brought the eyes really bright.

Eh, can't ask for everything.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)
# ooh that's nice
dear
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)
# seeing as its quiet
have a littlebitacybersatire



clicketh theirin
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:43, archived)
# tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:46, archived)
# ooh yes please
any biccies?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:46, archived)
# pfft
Sorry minor TJ: Who was it who did the tank drawing with the logo 'To the pub!'?

Coz it now features on a tshirty I saw in a small chainstore.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Jolly Jack did one
but I know a friend had a similar one before he had drawn it
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:48, archived)
# This one too, in animation
productsof.poisonedminds.com/d/20070821.html
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)
# there's something odd
about that waggling cannon
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)
# hmmm
I've seen a similar t-shirt - it was a guy on a dinosaur saying 'To the pub!'

but it would have been at least 2 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:48, archived)
# me!
wheres my royalty cheque?!

can't remember...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:49, archived)
# ...
it's here!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:50, archived)
# FFS
Why do I ALWAYS click links?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)
# cos you love horses
and horse riding
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:52, archived)
#
not sure? try this one!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:52, archived)
# nice try!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:52, archived)
# What about
this then?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:53, archived)
# I'm not risking it
Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)
# how did you do that?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)
# magicks
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)
# BURN THE WITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)
# I do love horses
But I'm at least wise enough not to click that link without hovering over it first.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:53, archived)
# ...
www.straightfrommybrain.com/wildyles_animations.html
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:55, archived)
# hahaha
you bastard. that's the last link i'm clicking on from here.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)
# you don't want this one then
www.lemonparty.com
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:59, archived)
# don't worry
i know of lemonparty. you should have hidden it under a tinyurl, curiousity would probably still drive me to click on it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)
#
Fluffeh Kittens and Cute puppies
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:05, archived)
# www.teh_goatse_and_teh_tubgirl.com
best website eva. i may have to forward that to people. i inured myself to goatse a long time back.







this may be a lie.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:09, archived)
# you bastardo!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)
# JJ IIRC
And I'm pretty sure the t-shirt came first, unless it's exactly the same image of course.
(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:53, archived)
# fancy that.
i expect to see a lot more redex's in the future.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Dear Shirley, has this been done?

Please post your similar or better images below
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:00, archived)
# I've not done it.

Should I have? I've done other tea related things though. Loads of them. I shan't post them here. I wouldn't want to drown the interweb in them.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:01, archived)
# *puts interweb snorkle on*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:03, archived)
# I think everyone has to put a storm in a tea cup
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:09, archived)
# *groan*





not having a pop, merely finishing my wank
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)
# *mops up*
*wipes off*

*starts afresh*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)
# so you were having a pop then?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:39, archived)
# 'NING!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:46, archived)
# nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:02, archived)
# ha ha
YAY.

My 'images' are neither similar nor better, in that order.

MMMmmmmmm tea. I still defy anyone to find a better tea bag tea than that produced by using Twinings everyday tea.

*Joneses*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:03, archived)
# I haven't tried that tea,
but I really like Twinings Darjeeling. It's awfully nice. "Yum." I think to myself when drinking it. "This is nice."
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:05, archived)
# try it
if you don't like it send the tea bags to me in the post and I will like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)
# the only 'proper' tea* i really really like
is twinings earl grey

*as opposed to the rooibos i normally drink
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)
# On rooibos at the moment myself
Tis yummy
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:11, archived)
# i started drinking it cos i was off caffeine, and other herbal tea is rank shite
and now i'm used to it, i can't go back to 'proper' tea
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Same here - apart from not being able to go back to it
I could murder a decent cup of caffeine!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)
# All proper tea is theft.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:11, archived)
# all tea is BLURRRGH!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:12, archived)
# explain yourself boy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:13, archived)
# it's 'orrible.
and so is coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)
# you'll understand when you're older
now finish your fizzy pop and wait inside while I mow the lawns
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)
# awww!!
i want to help!!!


did you see i knocked you off the top spot!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)
# alright then, you can hold the grass upright while I mow it down


YAY - thanks - I feel good about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:19, archived)
# haha!
ARGH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:23, archived)
# what do you actually drink?
are you a breatharian?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:21, archived)
# juice and fizzy.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:22, archived)
# peasant
any tea that contains even the faintest trace of tea is nectar.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)
# tea
schmee
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)
#
*ignores

lalalalalalalalala
i can't hear you
lalalaalalala.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:20, archived)
# you can't hear me?
in that case...
you sir are a nasty nasty man.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:21, archived)
# you're so very very wrong!
tea == everything that's good and right with the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:22, archived)
# tea is the devils secretions.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:23, archived)
# you stick with your high fructose corn syrup based fizzy rubbish
and I'll bring you a nice cup of tea when you're in hospital with rot.

1 bottle of coke - 60% RDA of sugar....! that leaves very little room for booze!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:26, archived)
# thats very kind...
you can put on a drip for me.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:27, archived)
# this is probably why I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:44, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Hooray for tea!

www.wheelybird.com/files/strangedream9.gif
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:41, archived)
# hahahaha!
*clicks.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:44, archived)
# hahaha!
hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:45, archived)
# ha ha ha
... that is now my background.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)
# woo to your tea of choice sir
I drink it 'everyday' too
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)
# yer, twinings ftw
their lapsang is nice too

there is nothing so disappointing as 'fruit tea' - load of old pig wank
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)
# it's just hot squash
without the flavour, and can frankly, fuck right off

and bloody camomile
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)
# yer
pig wank

my missus has nettle tea every morning - it tastes like the inside of an old sandwich box
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)
# camomile tastes like the smell of an empty hay barn
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:21, archived)
# are you channelling jilly goulden?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:23, archived)
# I'm not trying to be evocative or use flamboyant metaphores.... but
if I've ever drunk camomile tea it reminds me of the smell of an empty hay barn (and then - rather evocatively - reminds me of playing in empty hay barns when I was a nipper)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:24, archived)
# this
is almost exactly what it reminds me of - hay bales after rain

*drifts off into idyllic reverie*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:26, archived)
# HAY BALE FORT!!!
thousands of country children are crushed to death each year having fun making forts in piles of hay bales!

... although it appears that this is just MY childhood, and the warnings ring out only in the youthful ears of MY brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:27, archived)
# heheheh
that was where I had my first experience of non-familial female anatomy, age 8
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Rock on
I AM KING OF THE HAY FORT! Bring me wenches
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:36, archived)
# that raises more questions than it answers
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:37, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:44, archived)
# ZOMG
do I know you?!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Rock on
I AM THE WENCH OF THE HAY FORT! Bring me kings
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:41, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:41, archived)
# i was never crushed to death by any of the hay bale forts me and my brother made
we did once accidentally let one of our friends plummet through a barn ceiling onto a wall though,
he nearly broke his hip
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:34, archived)
# that sounds painful
... I have no corresponding anecdot with which to respond. That's not to say something liek this didn't happen, I just don't remember one as fact... I have recollections of someone falling down the grain shaft, but it might be I've created this because of all the warnings I received to make sure I never fall down teh grain shaft.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)
# a kid I knew died after falling down a grain shaft
my mum warned me off grain shafts by saying "Don't fall down the grain shaft or you might die"

thanks mum
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:52, archived)
# I actually saw some hay bales in a field the other week
and was really REALLY tempted to go and build a fort. It's mostly those big roll things these days and they're no good!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:34, archived)
# tip 'em over :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:36, archived)
# I'm suspicious about fruity herbal tea
I think it's pot puri with fruit syrup added to it (either as dust or as a soak)... if you take bits of fruit and leaves and stuff and add boiling water to they you don't ever get the vibrant colour and tase you get with the tea bags...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)
# THIS^
and most of everything else, with the exception of anything ivesb says, cos he's a peasant.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:23, archived)
# OK these are the FACTS
Coffee in the morning please, fresh, black, bitter, strong and ideally with a nip of Woods.

Tea is delicious. Twinings is the best. Earl Grey is refreshing and zingy. Milk no sugar for me please.

Chamomile tea is excellent for panic attacks. All other herbal teas are WRONG WRONG WRONG.

Thank you for listening.

'ning.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:29, archived)
# ning
your succinct summation is a lesson to us all.

*clever smooshes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:31, archived)
# *takes off glasses*
*lets hair down*
*SMOOOOSH!*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:32, archived)
# COR!
I appear to be in an American movie of some kind...

yeah - she's wonderful and perfect for me in most ways, but she's a little too proper and ordinary looking... WAIT A MINUTE, she's taken off her glasses and now I have a completely different opinion and I actually don't mind the look of her! At last - I can permit myself to love her. So long hot but ultimately not nice girl, you're ass is dumped in a manner that you can't believe, especially given your higher social ranking
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:35, archived)
# *is 'kooky'*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:38, archived)
# 'ning
I heartily agree
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Good 'ning!
Of course you agree.
All the above is OBJECTIVE SCIENCE FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:33, archived)
#
most of this is rubbish, FACT.
apart from the woods bit, my spirit of choice before i became TEATOTAL.
and woe betide any damn fool dared to put ice or anything else in it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:34, archived)
# hehe
Ice?!!!!

Jesus.

*shakes head sadly*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:35, archived)
# fact dichotomy!
*takes cover*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:36, archived)
# *googles
*puts kettle on and ponders witty retort,rolls fag and gives up.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:40, archived)
# I WILL LITERALLY STONE COLD KILL ANYONE WHO PUTS ICE IN BOOZE FOR WHICH IT IS INNAPROPRIATE
the part time Whisky drinker is the worst offender... and I did once smack a bar tender about the face until his took out the ice he put into my COGNAC!!!(ffs)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:41, archived)
# there's no ice in Smirnoff Ice
just lemonade
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:43, archived)
# I hope never ever to find out
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:43, archived)
# I had a 'turbo shandy' once
that had Smirnoff Ice in it.
It was, frankly, minging.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:45, archived)
# 'turbo shandy'??
hahaha

that's what you have in a toilet with no lock
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:47, archived)
# hehe
Apparently it is half a Stella, a bottle of Smirnoff Ice and, optionally, a double vodka.

Tastes of fuck all and is quite strong. This seems to be a fashion in drinks that i just don't understand. I may be a raging drunk but I at least like my liver-necrosing poison to have some kind of flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:49, archived)
# ^this
Did I ask for ice? Did you ask me if I wanted ice?
WHAT IS THIS, THE FUCKING ARCTIC?!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:44, archived)
# ^this
www.aberlour.com/abunadh/ ... the important bit being:

Today most malt whiskies are chill-filtered to prevent the whisky becoming cloudy when adding water or ice. This process, which did not exist in the 19th century, removes some richness and mouth feel as well as some fruit and sherry character.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:49, archived)
# That's made me sad
"Booze would be better if we didn't pander to the tastes of people who don't even like it" WTF? The world's gone mad. MAD, I tell you!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)
# the problem being that most of the bread and butter money distilleries make is from selling young whisky for blending
the people who buy this young whisky have very little interest in someone bringing out 'real' whisky and saying 'all that other stuff is pish!' so it doesn't happen much.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Aberlour is the most depressing place on earth*, no wonder they make so much whisky
*apart from Corby
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)
# ha ha ha
probably true...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)
# i can't actually think of a proper drink where ice would be appropriate
cocktails, obviously, but they're for people who are scared of booze
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:46, archived)
# G n T
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:47, archived)
# these are the only two that I've been able to think of...
ARG - and the advent of Nu-Cider!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Fuck nu-cider
seriously, fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Twinings Earl Grey you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:37, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:39, archived)
# splendid
although in this instance, and it pains me greatly to say it, gray.

*shudders.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:43, archived)
# kinda related!
Woo!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:04, archived)
# 'ningers uncle dave!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:06, archived)
# racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:31, archived)
# shut up honkey!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Quit your jibba jabba foo'
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:34, archived)
# hahahaha top pun,
you're really storming aren't you!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:10, archived)
# he reigns
eig ai
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:39, archived)
# well, i don't care if it has been done
yours is ace
and gets a woo

edit: how's the family?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Lovely stuff
Have a click
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:09, archived)
# teeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
'ning b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:11, archived)
# 'Ning Mighty
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:12, archived)
# On a storm related note... I always misread your username as Mighty Nimbus.
/Cloud Appreciation Society member blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:15, archived)
# heheheh
you'd be right - originally there was an 'm' in it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)
# haha oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:21, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:40, archived)
# A chum just got back from Safari in Kenya...
Where, apparently, one can see lions.


Main Course
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:53, archived)
# crikey
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:56, archived)
# LUSH M8!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:56, archived)
# >:|
the M8 is not lush, it is a rubbish motorway
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:00, archived)
# FUCKING SWEET M5!!!1 BRUV!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:01, archived)
# looks like we got ourselves a convoy....
CONVOY!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:04, archived)
# *murders prostitute*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:07, archived)
# micto's murdered another prostitute...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:09, archived)
# phwoar!
she's GORGEOUS
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:11, archived)
# and now she's dead!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:12, archived)
# even better
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)
# dude! I just found that old avatar photo of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:28, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:56, archived)
# White wine?
With Impala Welington? Never. That lion cub is a working class imposter.

*edit* lovely stuff - clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Indeed.
The monocle gives it away. Upper class lions wouldn't wear it after ordering.


Tsk.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:00, archived)
# It's his aperitif!
He's still waiting for the Somellier to order his main course accompaniment.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Lions! They're all scroungers!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:57, archived)
# ha haha
smoking before he eats?

He seems like a rum sort!

WOO YAY state of the empire and all that
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:59, archived)
# FLUFF!!
i need fluff
/bunch of tossers in this sodding place blog
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:00, archived)
# *fluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Check
a) your belly button
b) your anal region
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:02, archived)
# haha!
*checks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:05, archived)
# "Wise choices, my good boy"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Did you listen?


Did you feck.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:49, archived)
# GET IT AWAY! ARGH!
apparently they where in australia as well, i never saw one luckily.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:50, archived)
# I once went to Sublimia,
the small country that subliminal images are named after (very small; if you take the train through it and you blink, you've missed it).
I can't really remember, but I think I had a great time.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:51, archived)
# i've got sublimia
it's a terrible eating disorder where i'm under the impression i've eaten, but i can't remember having dinner
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:52, archived)
# My sister's got that.
That's why she's such a fat pig.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:53, archived)
# *emails thread to vagabond's sister*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:54, archived)
# *emails thread to sister as well*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:56, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:57, archived)
# That's what they WANT you to think!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Kids Tv ... EXTREME!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:31, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:31, archived)
# ha ha ha
anything 'wacky' is bound to be good!

WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:32, archived)
# see also: zany, mad, kerazy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:34, archived)
# also condiser: oafish, infantile, purile, necromancy
and anything Pat Sharp has had any involvement with.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:35, archived)
# pat sharpe and andy crane are two of the three signs of the apocalypse
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:38, archived)
# the third being?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:39, archived)
# dunno
couldn't think of anything funny
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:40, archived)
# Yvette Fielding
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Andi Peters?
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)
# He's wacky...
He spells his name with an i instead of a y.

Ker-azy!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)
# yup
Andy Crane could learn a lot from him.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:47, archived)
# EDD THE DUCK!
aaaarrrrrggggggggggg!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)
# it'd have to be something that hasn't happened yet
unless you feel that the present time is the apocalypse
as that is a pervasive argument
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:48, archived)
# yeah - it's probably something like Pat Sharp, Andy Crane
and all the water in the world turning to blood or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:50, archived)
# It was a close run thing with What's Up Doc then
All those years ago
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:52, archived)
# probably
although I don't remember all the water turning to blood... my ears bled a little, perhaps that counts.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:58, archived)
# 'ning you!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:52, archived)
# *giggles*
'Ning Dave *smooshes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:53, archived)
# *squeezles*
Hello!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:05, archived)
# ning sir david of hattington
I like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Good 'ning, Proffesser of mis-smelling
Proffesser of mis-smellingat oxfudd univercity


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:06, archived)
# sorry
shouldn't have drawn attention to that.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Oooo, I used to love necromancy when I was a kid.
Or am I thinking of necrophilia?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:38, archived)
# probably;
ALL men think about necrophilia every 12 seconds without exception
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Bing!
Pea-roast opportunity:

(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:43, archived)
# ...and anything Pat Sharp has had any involvement with?
Those porn star twins off Fun House
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:38, archived)
# I wonder if they're still hot... one of them's still working at least.
www.tv.com/martina-grant/person/416081/summary.html
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:43, archived)
# ...
working lying on her back
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)
# not sincve the 90s apparently.
www.paramountcomedy.co.uk/comedy/watn/article.aspx?id=17
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:02, archived)
# cockamamie
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:37, archived)
# nah
cockamamie has charm
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:38, archived)
# So does Pat Sharp
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)
# too bloody right!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:48, archived)
# fuck off!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:51, archived)
# hahahaha!
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Hahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:47, archived)
# They're pretty pert
Considering their pendulosity.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:01, archived)
# I saw the source for this further down the board and i couldn't help myself


edit: this is it www.b3ta.com/board/7669568
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:26, archived)
# oooooh
that's very good.... also it maintains the ballance of the universe, one phexy pic dropping another phexy pic off the board

WOO YAY :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)
# and order is restored
*zens*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:28, archived)
# *goes cross eyed*
*is the sound of one hand fwapping*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:30, archived)
# Lovely work!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:30, archived)
# Yay thats rather woo.
We're attempting to make a shurikan.
out of papaer.
in college.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:30, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Very nice indeed . . .
You have captured the moment . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:08, archived)
# Diana Front Page Shocker!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:14, archived)
# Ooof
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:15, archived)
#
(Gobshite, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:17, archived)
# hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Bloody hell, Maddie and Diana on one page
And it's not the Express...

Nice work!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Her last picture is an animated gif?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:19, archived)
# she's always gotta be difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:22, archived)
# The most animated women in the world
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)
# she's the Queen of our hearts
gawd bless 'er... also, she's living on an island with Biggie and Tupac living off the royalties from her albums.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:25, archived)
# They're a real bugger to print
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:28, archived)
# 15 special limited edition front covers
COLLECT THEM ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)
# gotta catch 'em all
Daily Mirror!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:37, archived)
# The driver
Looks like he's just discovered the biggest pron stash in the WHOLE WORLD!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:19, archived)
# '... I've got enough porn underneath my bed
to maintain an errection until I'm dead...'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:26, archived)
# So that's what happened
he got hit by a train on a railway siding
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:31, archived)
# the driver looks like TUBBS!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:33, archived)
# I think the trouble really started when someone allowed penfold to drive.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)
# Crickey PM
You want me to kill her?!
(I helped save b3ta! jon_tanner, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Crumbs, cheif!
Baron Greenback and Stiletto are chasing us on a moped!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)
# and who let Ray Mears
into the passenger seat?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)
# i thought it was a bloke off eastenders
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:40, archived)
# it could be
it looks naff all like Ray Mears, I'm not sure what the hell I was going on about.

chubby looking toff != Ray Mears
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)
# filthy bitch
she loves it!
(I helped save b3ta! rossington salty, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)
# I'm so dreadfully unhappy...
Charles won't do me up the wrongun!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Ninja 14 - Using humiliation to defeat your opponent

Previous ones in my profile
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:07, archived)
# CDCed*
Crudely dressed (as) cocked!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:10, archived)
# this is why i've chosen to be shameless.
'night all, 4:00 am here and i'm gone.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:13, archived)
# Cya pb!
Rest well.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:14, archived)
# *giggles*
Yay, love these!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
Silly ninja - condoms is not werms!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:20, archived)
# *loves these*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:24, archived)
# cockingly good*
*one of the highest levels of good!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:28, archived)
# hahaha
pwned hard
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Thanks for all the kind comments!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Meh....
.
(Blartman, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

The fights so far
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:05, archived)
# SOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Five on the pig! Woo Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:06, archived)
# Make Love not Boar!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
you got an udder like that?

Woo! to the excellent pic!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:13, archived)
# SOW COW ROW!
heh.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:09, archived)
# Morning Dottie.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:16, archived)
# 10 bucks on the pig
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:52, archived)
# haha!
i like her cold glassy eyes in the second picture!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:53, archived)
# 'ning enjy benjy
you like her cold glassy eyes?

you are a strange strange boy

edit: christ one of my posts from last night is still on the board!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:58, archived)
# thats grrrreat
(I helped save b3ta! rossington salty, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:54, archived)
# Meth makes the plaster come off?!
EDIT: Dear fucking god on a rotisserie!!! Channel 4 is 25! Noooooooooooooooooooo. I'm so oooold!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:54, archived)
# wow!
i was all of 2 years old when it started!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:56, archived)
# You spring chicken!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:57, archived)
# *clucks*
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:58, archived)
# I wasn't born yet
*does the young'un boogie*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:57, archived)
# me neither!!
aaaaah the joy of youth! *gloats unnecesarily*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:58, archived)
# Call that a boogie?!
When I was young we 'ad real boogies and still had change from sixpence!

Wants real veterinary. Wants Mr. Farnham blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:00, archived)
# *looks down at boogie*
Yes, I call that a boogie. A YOUNG person's boogie!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:02, archived)
# OK I meant to type boogie:P
I'm pre coffee!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:03, archived)
# We are both sneaky ninjas it seems....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:04, archived)
# Why
Were you getting your boogies out again?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:07, archived)
# I can remember when we had 3 chanels
was 6 way back then
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:30, archived)
# me too!
*high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:00, archived)
# Oh Sweet Jesus
I was halfway through secondary school
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:00, archived)
# Rather sadly....
I watched their opening and closing moments of the first day on YouTube yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:03, archived)
# THIS ADVERTISEMENT IS MISLEADING!
ONLY THE GOOD METHS SUPPLIED BY BUTTPROSTITUTES HAVE THIS EFFECT!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:02, archived)
# Anyone for tennis?

'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:37, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:39, archived)
# pffft!
'ningles
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:42, archived)
# 'Ning ives!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:44, archived)
# trelly!!!
*shakes hand*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:45, archived)
# So formal
Who's watching?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:46, archived)
# no-one...
i just thought i'd try being a gentleman...
it's dull.
*fondles*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:48, archived)
# Good for you
*enjoys*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:51, archived)
# oooh... can i join in?
*ningles and fondles*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:54, archived)
# *enjoys*
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:57, archived)
# By all means
*enjoys*
'ning JS :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:57, archived)
# tisk the dozy twonk!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:46, archived)
# aren't tennis balls furry?
surely she'd be giving it a lick?
(I helped save b3ta! rossington salty, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:48, archived)
# Haha
Don't think licking balls is quite her thing.
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:50, archived)
# 'ning!
suggestions for improving tennis:

1. make it a contact sport.
2. abolish it entirely.
3.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:49, archived)
# 'ningles
I prefer baseball

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:53, archived)
# Sure thing!


Good moaning all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:58, archived)
# 'ning and fuck your 15.87k oversize
(Board Lurker is Unlurking all over your site, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:35, archived)
# aaahhhahhah!
 
O HAI2U!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:35, archived)
# A 216.53k gif should sort this out......
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
/Nazi
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:38, archived)
# 221Kb to complain about an oversize image
you am a cock
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:14, archived)
# ^this
HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:11, archived)
# if pixar and disney had any integrity, there'd be stoned rodent films galore.
well done.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:38, archived)
# You can tell that's CGI...
I've never seen a spliff that neat and tight, ever! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:38, archived)
# Haven't you been to New Zealand?
 
though we don't make 'em so skinny
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:43, archived)
# Now there's an idea :D
(PR Steve last checked his dick hadn't fallen off on, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 11:59, archived)
# yay
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:39, archived)
# arf!
WORD UP MA HOMIES!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:39, archived)
# BOOYAKASHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:42, archived)
# look who's in the hizzie!
you ok Sir nipples?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:43, archived)
# Word "G"!
Just chillin awn da upper EAST SIDE wit ma homies, waitin fo' da BOMB! pics.

Ai-iite!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:46, archived)
# east side?!
*guns down*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:48, archived)
# solidarity now! solidarity forever! feed me lech walesa's dusty brain matter!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:06, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:09, archived)
# it is precisely 279 pixels wide, too.
i should have tagged it 'happytoast'.

edit: not slagging mr. toast - he's great. i just meant to imply he gets a lot of space there and i think we could swindle some fps by using such a tag.

maybe i'll change my board handle to 'happytoats'.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:11, archived)
# MEOW!
I see your point though. Often i post an image after hours and it gets ignored, then i stick it in a thread during day shift and its gone FP
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:12, archived)
# oh i'm just fooling around.
getting recognition isn't what i'm here for, i just wanted to stir the pot a little.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:15, archived)
# You may well be right.
 
Even though I've left some fucking gold lying around sometimes (not tonight, obviously) for the morning peoples..
and when I've seen moderators posting too.

YOU CUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:19, archived)
# FOR EXAMPLE:
IS THIS AWESOME (Y/N)?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:50, archived)
# Y!
that whole shift was a laugh riot, and even klaus was there!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:52, archived)
# haha! ouch!
and NING mothercuskers
; D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:14, archived)
# 'ning!
soon to be 'night, i am a night person and have to vanish out the service entrance before the day people arrive in their golden chariots and caviar-scented diamond slippers.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:17, archived)
# I PISS IN THEIR DAMN SLIPPERS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:20, archived)
# DON'T DO IT, MAN!
THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT! WARM SLIPPERS ARE NO PUNISHMENT AT ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:24, archived)
# OH, I PUT THEM BACK IN THE FREEZER AFTERWARDS
SO THEY CAN SLIP ON MY ICY PISS, YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:25, archived)
# it won't freeze, the alcohol content is too high.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:27, archived)
# BUGGER.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:44, archived)
# slush will prove effective, they are a clumsy people.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:50, archived)
# fight the power!
also, 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! rossington salty, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:17, archived)
# 'ning!
*puts on a big clock*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:21, archived)
# cuz everything ya eat's got flava.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:26, archived)
# word!
(I helped save b3ta! rossington salty, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:27, archived)
# Image!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:32, archived)
# dick tick cock clock
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:33, archived)
# you know you've bought the wrong suit
when it matches a magenta CDC
(I helped save b3ta! rossington salty, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:46, archived)
# And I was going to change my handle to "Tweaknik"
As so I can have one of my icons used.


Funnily enough, I have never actually seen a post by Tweaknick either
more than likely a gayshift thing
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:29, archived)
# i see tweak about now and again, i think more late evening-ish.
perhaps early morning. i don't keep track. or stalk.

not any more....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:32, archived)
# Who is that out my window then!?
I always just assumed it was you!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:39, archived)
# just one of my many minions.
doing mad minion work. they neverrarely harm anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:41, archived)
# *clicks*
Although this made my eyes bleed
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:16, archived)
# *applies gauze and salve and meth*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:18, archived)
# It burns! It burns!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:20, archived)
# whoops, i got the semen pots mislabled as salve again.
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:23, archived)
# HEE-HAW!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:16, archived)
# In the break room, at suck dick co
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:18, archived)
# ooooh, i should have made my font all fancy-like, with the outlines and dropshadows and such!
maybe the kind people at superior designs inc. can help me?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:19, archived)
# ALLEGEDLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:20, archived)
# Most things that are FP'd come from the popular board
stuff only gets on the popular board if enough people click on the "I like this" button.
Seeing as there are only a dozen people on the gayshift, the odds are massively stacked against anything you do.

That said, when something does go up you should be very proud as it means it is supremely brilliant and better than anything the day shift lot do ;)

And why do people think my stuff always gets FPd? have you not seen how many things I do that go nowhere?!

try monkeon or smallbrainfield for tips on instant FP success
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:18, archived)
# FP THIS!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:18, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:18, archived)
# What are you saying, the moderators have given up?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:19, archived)
# no, just take shortcuts :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:23, archived)
# heh, it's just a joke! *sobs*
we were just being silly in a thread below, so i did this. i used your name because we have conversed here recently, i figured you'd know i was just fooling - monkeon and sbf might not get that i was playing court jester.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:21, archived)
# absolutely, no offence taken
but it is a genuine mathematical problem. Maybe they need to work out a way of making one "I like this" click between the hours of x and y counting for 3 between a and b?

I'm on your side you crazy foreign types ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:23, archived)
# uh oh, i smell maths!
let 'x' = AAAAAAAAAAH!

i'm not foreign, i'm alien.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:26, archived)
# I know, I've drawn you semi naked :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:28, archived)
# that's as clothed as i get :)
but i am rotting....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:31, archived)
# To be fair, those of us who are on the gay shift NEVER get FPs.
We used to, back when the board was slower and people looked at images, but these days that just doesn't happen, so the popular boards rules the roost.

It is frustrating when an image you make gets almost exactly replicated and FPed though (Not accusing you, I am a fan of your work and believe it deserves a place of honour on ocassion).
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:22, archived)
# I agree entirely
the I like this button needs to work on a cleverer system, perhaps as a ratio to the number of posts/replies on the board at one time?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:26, archived)
# Althrough mods seem to have a suprising amount of FPs! Strange that.
'ning matey peeps.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:23, archived)
# who are the mods? I honestly still don't know
Obviously Rob is one, I guess Frasier too, but who else?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:26, archived)
# Ah you can only see them with special glasses.
It also helps if you're having a curry enema at the time. This is probably why not many people go looking for them.
I must say that zombie on page four is a handsome chappy and is that Chris Evans on the front?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:30, archived)
# :)
no, the only thing I've done about Chris Evans is this:
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:33, archived)
# More of this please!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:34, archived)
# Ah
Look like the ginger one.

no not mictoboy
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:44, archived)
# me
I'LL BAN YOUR A$$ FOO!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:34, archived)
# 'ning!
i've no idea who the mods are, i was just taking the piss (sort of).

i have a solution: kill the talk board (ahahahaha!) and replace it with an expanded popular page. heh, that would piss a different set of people off.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:29, archived)
# With hammers?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:31, archived)
# no!
with kindness.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:33, archived)
# Dear god no!
Then all the talkboarders would come over here! I don't really like talkboarders but it does act as a sorta Hadrian's Wall for b3tards.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:32, archived)
# BAN THEM ALL, FOREVER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:35, archived)
# NEver turn up to the London Chrimbo bash. I did, beeeeeeeeeg mistake
it was about 3 messageboarders to 30 or so talkboarders.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:49, archived)
# HOW I WOULD RELISH TALKING TO THEM IN LARGE CAPITAL LETTERS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:00, archived)
# relax, i was just trying to be as absurd as i could at this hour.
though i'd love to see /talk get pranked by having everything they type in get replaced with crazy tammy manifestoes or goth poetry.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:35, archived)
# Who are the mods anyway?
'Ning Ghostie
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:29, archived)
# *joins in late*
Who are the mods?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:31, archived)
# See above
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:33, archived)
# but
who are the mods?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:32, archived)
# no, you've got it all wrong.
the mods just liked them, they were never mods themselves. daltrey was always too fat to be a mod.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:40, archived)
# I have got nothing wrong
I have drawn a diagram

that proves it all!

ALL OF IT!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:43, archived)
# I fully endorse this product
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:53, archived)
# it is the product of a broken home.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:59, archived)
# So am I.
FP ME NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:04, archived)
# I WILL SELL YOU AN FP NOW!
PAY ME THREE HUNDRED MOD-DOLLARS AND YOU WILL BE THE NEXT WEBLEBRITY!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:08, archived)
# YOU GOTTA FIGHT
FOR YOUR RIGHT




TO PARTAY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:25, archived)
# OK MAYBE I SPOKE TOO SOON.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:33, archived)
# FLOG SEAL
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:34, archived)
# slog feal?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:37, archived)
# GOOSE FLAIL?!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:41, archived)
# SHIT IN A CUP.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:43, archived)
# kit in a shup?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:44, archived)
# PISS ON MY TITS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:04, archived)
# LOL FAGS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:37, archived)
# E-FAGS
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:42, archived)
# Took a sec to find it, name was unhelpful.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:50, archived)
# hahaha
oh he's got his all american sausage at the ready :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:19, archived)
# no i don't.
i have underlings to do my party-fighting for me.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:34, archived)
# PARTAY
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:40, archived)
# happy boy!
i mentioned it in passing as a probability before, but it's now official: new kitty being adopted! he's a ginger stray, at the vet now being medicalised for safe adoption with the current bunch.

pics to come when he's introduced to the house.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:43, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
awesome.

Also:
What to do in Vancouver
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:50, archived)
# "Go down to Hastings and smoke some rock and get head for a toonie by some young hoe"
also: "molesting children"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:54, archived)
# Not too many kiddies this end of town. Try Kits.
Plenty of rock with bonus hep-positive spit coating.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:07, archived)
# Shit out of luck.
All the east indians are in Surrey.
Downtown is whitetrash with shopping bags filled
with cans and bottles. Or shopping cart with same.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:55, archived)
# is that neat thrift store that benefits the animal shelter still around?
i can't recall where it was, it was sort of big and smelly though.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:10, archived)
# Value Village? They've got big smelly thrift stores all over.
Few others that support things like that too.
So could have been anywhere. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:14, archived)
# nah, it was a specific, independent store.
we have the vv boutiques here too.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:37, archived)
# Why the fuck has discovervancouver been blocked by the work webfilter?
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:56, archived)
# Oh, right.
"The page www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp is classified "Chatrooms,Travel/Tourism (Global)" and cannot be accessed using corporate resources. "
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:57, archived)
# Anyways, I need a drink and a shower.
GOOD EVENING.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:58, archived)
# I NEED A FUCKING DRINK TOO
MAYBE I WILL GO HAVE ONE
OR MORE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:04, archived)
# yes the new kitty will be awesome.
i am ashamed of the people on that board, sort of, but i know that 98% of humans are idiots so i'm relaxed.

see, i'm getting more tolerant, i used to feel it was 99% and above.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:09, archived)
# *postse*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 6:45, archived)
# Mule or carrier pigeon is standard.
 
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 6:47, archived)
# Oh, you support RFC 1149 protocol? How wonderful.
www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc1149.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 6:50, archived)
# The *original* PPP over Air :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 6:53, archived)
# I usually have it only running via a receiving router.
*burp*
:Packet to follow:Status 04-Digesting:
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 6:58, archived)
# too chewy and too strongly flavoured for my taste
EAT TOFU
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 6:59, archived)
# That's the stuff that food eats.
Black pudding, roast squab rounds, with thin slices of white onion.
Cheese to taste, but should have a good stink to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:13, archived)
# I EAT TOFU, TAHKCALB.
WOULD YOU EAT ME?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:29, archived)
# I'm sure I could find a local recipe. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:32, archived)
# Being a kiwi I'm sure he could provide his own recipes!
Murderous cannibal bastards, the Maori! Makes me proud to say I have heritage!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:56, archived)
# What I was getting at.
Have our own long-pork dishes here in the North.
*files teeth to points*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:01, archived)
# What, a criminal past?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:05, archived)
# peh! Not all Aussies are convicts :)
I'm a descendant of the sister(?) of Ptatau Te Wherowhero. Got pics of Ptatau, Twhiao and my greatgreatetc gran at home.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:24, archived)
# potato to where oh where?!
no more paint thinner for you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 8:43, archived)
# I know, it's an easy laugh.
 
Both sides of my family have been through Australia, too.
Respect to your Kingitanga connection!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:04, archived)
# i eat tofu too.
it is supergood, had some last night in hot and sour soup, mmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:36, archived)
# I stuffed a steak with (cooked) tofu recently.
Mainly for the concept rather than the flavour, but it was still edible.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:46, archived)
# Tofu stuffed with steak would be better.
 
VEGAN SURPRISE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:51, archived)
# A shit in the god would suffice.
YOU'RE EATING ANIMAL PRODUCTS, YOU SELF-RIGHTEOUS FUCK
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:55, archived)
# By which I mean a shit in the gob.
Hey, either would do.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:55, archived)
# Heh
Nice =]

G'night!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 6:48, archived)
# Hey, I just got here.
What the hell happened to the board today?
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:28, archived)
# Whatchamean?
 
I've only been here a couple of hours myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:29, archived)
# Maybe that's it.
It seems like nothing funny has actually happened.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:31, archived)
# Fuck all posts I guess.
 
Most unusual to have eight hours on a single page..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:41, archived)
# IT GOES BY FEMALE!
"FEMAIL", GET IT??!?!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:36, archived)
# LOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOL
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:37, archived)
# Saving face
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 4:26, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 4:30, archived)
# i think i'm having internet problems.
your stuff is normally smooth and this looks like ass. i blame ie, but opera's been spooky with me too.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 5:03, archived)
# Somethings spooky . . .
the uploader would'nt let me upload . . .
so I had to fudge around it . . . this was an
eperiment to see if I could even post. Might be why it's been so quiet too ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 5:17, archived)
# I'm sort of here
As usual...

My sleeping patterns are fucked ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 5:19, archived)
# Yes . . . glad you are . . . however
I see that you posted through your site rather
than the built in uploader . . . which seems to be stuck .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 5:22, archived)
# Sorry, I always have done
I've never had problems with my site, not a lot of traffic there.

I've heard of people complaining so since my first post I've been doing it all from there =[

Twill be a shame when I forget to pay for the hosting in a few years and want the pictures back =P
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 5:26, archived)
# I only worked half a day today.
 
Not counting a seminar and a coffee break, that's a grand total of two hours..

MOSTLY SPENT ON EBAY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 6:00, archived)
# SELL MORE DICK
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 6:03, archived)
# i tried, but it's a vagina market.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 6:07, archived)
# *has pea right at hand, as usual*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 6:10, archived)
# those innocent days are now dead and buried.
now everyone knows who the whores are.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 6:28, archived)
# YOU'RE ONLY A WHORE IF YOU TAKE MONEY FOR IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 6:30, archived)
# YOU'RE JUST A SLUT IF YOU ACTUALLY ENJOY IT!
edit: going garbage picking, back in an hour or so.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 6:31, archived)
# eat my pork, feel my fork!
www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=485208&in_page_id=1770
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:18, archived)
# Hamwig's sister is a stabby one.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:23, archived)
# and not half so pretty as the divine miss 'h'.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:39, archived)
# SUCK MY COCK AND SMOKE SOME ROCK!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:39, archived)
# THAT IS A GOODPLAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:45, archived)
# CRACKWHORE VERSUS BUTTPROSTITUTE ON METH!
IT IS LIKE THE WAR OF THE WORLDS BUT WITH WEAK TEETH AND SCRAWNYNESS INSTEAD OF SPACESHIPS AND TRIPODS!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:49, archived)
# POSTAGE INSTRUCTIONS: SEND METH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 6:17, archived)
# ALSO: WHOSE DICK DO I HAVE TO SUCK TO GET ON THE POPULAR PAGE THESE DAYS
I USED TO BE FUNNY, YOU KNOW
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 6:33, archived)
# No one of the night will ever get past the wall of day talkers.
Some exceptions, but they are that.
100% fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 6:47, archived)
# Is it me, or is the front page rarely funny anymore, compared to some of the other crazy crap that gets posted?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 6:48, archived)
# Popular page is being edited and purged.
I think some things are being dropped.
Moderated might be a better way to say it.
/guess based on watching YMMV etc.

:edited to be clearer as to the source flow of budding FP selections.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:02, archived)
# it's a testament to the unshakable power of the night shift
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:38, archived)
# fps seem to be weighted more toward the technically good and safely funny to me.
the real riotous stuff never seems to hit there much, but i just figure my sense of humour doesn't match the masses here much.

and then there are the "s/he's always HILARIOUS" selections which baffle me - some people are somewhat consistently good, but i sense clique clicking abounds.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:47, archived)
# oh quit whining.
i've been on the popular page once or twice only and i am thin and gorgeous. and i've never had an fp unlike you.

and some of the tedious crud that gets there... it's like nepotism brown-nose hell around here at times....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 7:42, archived)
# See above*.
*this is a foot note**.
**so was that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 6:48, archived)
# PACKAGING OPTIONS: ENVELOPE, BUBBLE WRAP, PARCEL POST OR BUTTPROSTITUTE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 6:49, archived)
# who can say?
it's not just b3ta for me, a few sites are screwy. i figured everyone was asleep or masturbating.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 5:34, archived)
# Could be both . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 5:38, archived)
# mmm, necro-tastic.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 5:48, archived)
# SUBZERO WINS
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 5:18, archived)
# Now . . . we've got action !
You are waaaaaaaay a head of things !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 5:23, archived)
# A HEAD
Boom boom. You slay me sah =]

Not as much as he might mind...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 5:24, archived)
# Always trying to stay just a bit a head . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 5:43, archived)
# ahhahhah!
 
I BET HE IS FUN AT PARTIES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 5:57, archived)
# He's a riot
'NINGLES
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 6:09, archived)
# FINISH HIM!!!
Oh, you have... well do it again! Hurrah! Again!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 6:06, archived)
# b3taslugs...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 3:44, archived)
# Awesome!
Gets a click from me =]

Gotta love a bit o' flickbook animation =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 3:47, archived)
# Aww.
Was that a salty flower?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 3:48, archived)
# ...it was bitter...very bitter...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 3:56, archived)
# More warping . . .
S t r e t c h e s the . . . m__i__n__d !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 4:08, archived)
# Meta
morphosis . . . is funnier than I thought that it could ever be !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 3:55, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 4:05, archived)
# Pwned!
WooYay.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 4:11, archived)
# racist!
sluggist!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 5:04, archived)
# I SAY!
Another posh animal born out of my boredom.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 3:31, archived)
# Pip pip, old chap!
Just don't call him the salt of the earth, he gets nervous.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 3:32, archived)
# Pip pip! Cheerio!
I must say, dear chap, that is spiffing good. Top shelf, in fact! Have a cigar, boy!

Edit: Damn the mindpiss in this place!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 3:33, archived)
# I see you are posh...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 3:35, archived)
# My other fellow needed someone as classy as him to talk to


Probably having a bit of a chin wag about the ghastly surge in price of lapsang suchon..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 3:37, archived)
# I know this guy, down the pub...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 4:15, archived)
# splendid
simply splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Great ! I brought some salt . . . let's go out to dinner ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 3:37, archived)
# he's not posh, his home is tiny.
just another poor snail dressing up and pretending.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 5:05, archived)

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