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# 'ning all :)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:23, archived)
# 'ings
Arf!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:26, archived)
# Ning sir
The ToasterCoaster, new at Thorpe Park! You race around the track at 100mph whilst simultaneously being burned to a crisp

fucking weather, I was just cycling home from work and got fucking rained on. Seriously, I was soaked through to the nards.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:26, archived)
# sunny here
soz about that.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:32, archived)
# YAY
Rollertoaster of LOVE! LOVE BABY
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:27, archived)
# 'ning Jec!
dare I say 'bindun'? :(
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:28, archived)
# bahhh,
but woo to that one too
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:29, archived)
# toats got spost!
i'd ride it.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:29, archived)
# genital burns ftw!

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:31, archived)
# i sold my genitals to a goat.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:34, archived)
# those fuckers eat anything

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:40, archived)
# he didn't eat it.
he's using it in his new porn career. look him up on x-tube, he's known as 'billy two-dicks'.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:50, archived)
# *takes note for further research*

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:53, archived)
# So that's where happytoast has gone!!!!!!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:32, archived)
# aye.....
I've not seen him about this last week; he made loads of gifs for the last two comps but nout for the Di one.

That is unless he's busy making a muthafucking monster of a gif for us :D
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:34, archived)
# haha nah he's prolly off doing something boring and pointless, like w*rk or summat, to like, make money or whatever.
He's such a fucking w*rker.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:38, archived)
# what a waster!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:47, archived)
# he said something about him not being around for a while
"webless" iirc
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:38, archived)
# homeless spiders always make me sad.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:51, archived)
# Nings Jec....
what a happy jolly image to start the day with...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:35, archived)
# I could've gone the morbid route....
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:40, archived)
# Save that one for lunchtime
when the day has let everyone down...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:48, archived)
# Excellent looking coaster!
Where is it?

'Ning peeps!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:45, archived)
# ningles missus!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:49, archived)
# 'Ning JS
*smoooshes*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:50, archived)
# The Golden Gate Bridge was in the background of the full image...
...so I'd say Scarborough.

Nah, it's in Japan actually; Get pedalling
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:50, archived)
# Eeesh, sod that for a lark!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:56, archived)
# liquorice whips gonna whip yo' ass!!!
'ningles jecster!
'ningles rest!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:46, archived)
# ningles back ivesb!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:49, archived)
# "rest"?
pah
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:57, archived)
# lolertoaster!
'ning b3ta
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:48, archived)
# 'ning!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:08, archived)
# GOT MULES?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
'boke'
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:12, archived)
# this is probably what he wants to look like.
i see muscleheads at my gym and find them generally hilarious.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:15, archived)
# *peas* ....between the legs.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:24, archived)
# return pea!
almost porn.

edit: i just noticed the coathanger in the first pic up there. accident or was he aborted?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:28, archived)
# Easy hanging for quick drying.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:42, archived)
# good plan. who'd want one of those all clammy?
i'm off to bed. see you later.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:52, archived)
# PUMPING!
Pump it, pump it good! Feel da burn!!!!!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:24, archived)
# yay for muscles
cheeky pea from last night
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:07, archived)
# Running with...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 5:50, archived)
# I like that
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 5:50, archived)
# Have you heard
of an artist called Philip Guston? *Hero* Tho dead unfortunately.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 5:53, archived)
# Chat up a lad called 'connor' round here.
Guston is a fav among several others too.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 5:57, archived)
# philip guston!
that bastard raped my daughter with a bag of onions!

no, never heard of him.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 5:59, archived)
# Oooh
I really liked some of the ones I just glanced at when I looked up the name. I'll have a proper look later, thanks :)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:05, archived)
# that actually is some fab work.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:07, archived)
# What's been up with you lately?
You've been subdued.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:10, archived)
# wut?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:15, archived)
# EVERYONE WAS TYPING IN ALL CAPS DURING THE DAYSHIFT YESTERDAY
IT WAS REALLY WEIRD.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:26, archived)
# I SUSPECT
THERE ARE 'SHIFTERS' AMONG THEM
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:28, archived)
# A LOT OF THEM WERE MISGUIDED AND USED THE CAPS LOCK.
I DID MY BEST TO SET THEM STRAIGHT, BUT I CANNOT SAY THAT IT WAS A COMPLETE VICTORY.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:31, archived)
# WHATEVER THE OUTCOME YOU HAVE BROUGHT FAME AND HONOUR TO OUR RANKS
HOORAY FOR YOU
FOR MY PART I'M WORKING DAILY TO ENCOURAGE THOSE SHIFTERS, LEADING BY EXAMPLE, SHOUTING A LOT, WORKING MY MULES OFF GOD DAMMIT FOR THIS FINE ENTERPRISE.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:34, archived)
# WE DO WHAT WE CAN, BUT THE ROAD IS LONG.
WE HAVE BARELY BEGUN THIS VENTURE, YET MOMENUM IS GROWING EACH DAY.

GODDAMN IT IF MY MULES WON'T GET ME THERE.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:37, archived)
# lol wut?
I just thought you'd been quieter than usual lately.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:27, archived)
# oh yeah, that is true.
I've got low hummus levels and low internetpowers. I just need some time to recharge, lurking helps.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:30, archived)
# while you lurk, could you build me a house?
thanks in advance.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:34, archived)
# YOU FORGOT TO SAY PLZ.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:39, archived)
# EVERYONE PRAY FOR ME PLZ.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:41, archived)
# I WILL PRAY 4 U
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:43, archived)
# HEY, WHO WAS THAT GUY ON GODTUBE YOU WERE HASSLING THAT TIME?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:46, archived)
# i cant remember his username.
i think theres a rat in my ceiling. im scared.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:51, archived)
# The ghosts will kill it with fear.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:54, archived)
# i'm praying, where's my house?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 7:22, archived)
# ALL HIS PICTURES ARE RED.
FUCK RED.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:15, archived)
# RED IS THE WORST THING EVER.
I TRIED TO START AN ANTI-RED CAMPAIGN BUT I COULD DRAW A 'NO' LOGO WITHOUT USING A RED CIRCLE AND A RED LINE ACROSS IT.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:16, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:18, archived)
# I CANT HAVE DOGS SLOWING ME DOWN.
GOATS ARE BAD ENOUGH.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:19, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:20, archived)
# What's a nubian?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:13, archived)
# THE RED NEEDS TO BE IMPLIED.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:24, archived)
# IN FACT THERE ARE LOTS OF OTHER WAY TO REPRESENT RED SUCH AS:
BLUE
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:30, archived)
# STARE AT THIS GREEN CIRCLE WITH A LINE THROUGH IT FOR 30 SECONDS, THEN LOOK AT A BLANK PIECE OF PAPER.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:32, archived)
# Whoa!
WINSTON CHURCHILL'S SILHOUETTE
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:37, archived)
# HE'S FUCKINNG A DOG.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:43, archived)
# Look further
my furburger friend!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:21, archived)
# Maybe later, I'm at work right now.
Art is discouraged.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:24, archived)
# Red art particularly?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:30, archived)
# Oh, that's just a personal thing.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:31, archived)
# running with "ha" can be great fun.
did you get any hosting yet?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 5:51, archived)
# Not yet, I'll take Rapi's advice
Been waaay too busy
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 5:54, archived)
# no worries.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:00, archived)
# Try using cr3's hosting
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:25, archived)
# Thanks
I thought there was another one.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:44, archived)
# The abuse tab is sadly disappointing.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:51, archived)
# Ppffft!
"Fergie BIG girls don't cry!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 7:04, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 5:53, archived)
# I LIKE A SCISSOR
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:38, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 5:49, archived)
# Woo
I like the transparency
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 5:51, archived)
# Ar-ar-ar-art faggery!
Woo.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 5:51, archived)
# It was either this
or get drunk and punch another expressionist masterpiece squarely on the canvas.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:06, archived)
# Another masterpiece by A. J. Gumby.
Titled: "Hellloooo!!" #6
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:26, archived)
# she's about to vomit alien entrails all over the place, isn't she?
or, noting filename, she may just be sitting patiently waiting for her tea (as i am).

nice.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 5:53, archived)
# Oh Yeah
She's got blonde pubes!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 5:56, archived)
# i like it when the drapes match the carpet.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:04, archived)
# Spidergina
AICMFP
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:51, archived)
# Yay i teh last one awake on teh gayshifts

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 5:13, archived)
# you iz not teh last
edit: now you are. g'night!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 5:21, archived)
# g night
sweet dreams
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 5:25, archived)
# You wish.
***Keeps on keepin' on.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 5:26, archived)
# looks like you're the last now...i orf to beds
nighty b3ta
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 5:38, archived)
# bah, i'm just logging on.
i'll be awake for hours.

i like the idea, but i think he might be made to look more chavvish (whatever that entails). and is there a font that chavs favour? there must be.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 5:47, archived)
# Curse'ive[sic]
'llo pb.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 5:49, archived)
# *groans*
hello! what's the news?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 5:54, archived)
# Storm is supposed to be just off shore.
100kmph they say. Cats are bit odd...er,
so we may see some wind etc.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:00, archived)
# i'll trade you. we need a storm.
muggy here and i am swimming in work and tasks. and i hollered at an old lady tonight.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:02, archived)
# Geeroff'it! Dis'ar'curb, innit!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 5:48, archived)
# PEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And 'ningles all you gayshift cunts.

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 3:39, archived)
# ^that^...
...would've been good advice!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 3:41, archived)
# this^
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 4:15, archived)
# The other>
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 4:33, archived)
# what does an economy-sized can of dog food falling out of her vagina have to do with anything?
haha, she had 80s hair.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 5:48, archived)
# stay tuned for a word from our sponsor...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 3:38, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 3:41, archived)
# i didn't know...
...fish could fart cloudy wooness...(?)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 4:00, archived)
# I would like to eat your brain and gain the source of your ideas
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 3:46, archived)
# eat lots of illegal substances....
...and tune into b3ta.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 3:51, archived)
# This advice...
...I will take.

...but just to be sure I'm still eating your brain.

At bashes, beware of men in the corner wielding rusty looking hatchets.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 3:52, archived)
# prepare to vegetate...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 3:56, archived)
# i like the way the 'a' seems to catch on his asslips.
he must have eaten a fish hook.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 5:50, archived)
# pour une femme
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 2:19, archived)
# This
Is fucking ACE
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 2:27, archived)
# bloody hell
this is brill
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 2:29, archived)
#
cool as the mighty mo fo
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 2:34, archived)
# FUCK yeah.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 2:43, archived)
# WAILAYG

WY
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 2:46, archived)
# YEEEEAAAAAHHH BAAAAYY-BEEEEEE!
Am lovin' teh "Dizzy 'Raffe"!

Great Stuff - come and have lots of appreciative sex! ^-^

*clickies*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 3:06, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 3:25, archived)
# Ace.
Get down on it!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 3:27, archived)
# do the ...
...worm.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 3:42, archived)
# please do not break the jrafs!
good stuff.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 5:55, archived)
# woo,
and indeed yay.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:27, archived)
[challenge entry] musta bin dun shirley?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 2:14, archived)
# In the realm of logical thought
Shirley The Stig would have managed to drive out the other side of the tunnel.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 3:08, archived)
# ^this^
unless it was the black stig from series 1 & 2
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Eye
am confuzzled; but adore the idea that a Panda is to blame - damn monochrome BASTARDS!!! >_<

*Clicks* & *Damn Pandas To Hell* blog... ;)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 3:09, archived)
[challenge entry] What really happened.....

they used a prototype.............

(original post before editing for compo)

www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/merc_hal.jpg

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:39, archived)
# davey, davey,
give me your dashboard, do...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:42, archived)
# Dave, you are driving straight at a tree.
I won't let you do that, Dave.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:47, archived)
# Does it come with a Kitt voice option?
Double drivey funfuntime
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:49, archived)
# Compo it
I can't let you do that Di...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:53, archived)
# let's employ hal to kill all the royals.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 5:56, archived)
# MO EAMON
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:33, archived)
# Would.
Edeet: Nicely shopped!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:35, archived)
# ...Also Would
- Even without the 'shopping... He is SEXEH! Mwahahaa!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 3:10, archived)
# what's that font?
i must have it.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:03, archived)
# Stroke helv/impact with star-brush, or the like.
I haven't forgot squidface, just haven't
finished starting it. [/;-D
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:15, archived)
# for the life of me, i cannot understand that at all.
i'll look at it again tomorrow (no time tonight) and may quiz you on it later. brushes with fonts? this is like magic.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:23, archived)
# k
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:32, archived)
# Kids TV today - complete shyte....
...back in the day we really learnt about HOW to do stuff - proper stuff


(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:58, archived)
# Needs nilk in the bottle....then
DEAR GOD!!!!!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:06, archived)
# Cats like milk



...oops wrong pic :P
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:09, archived)
# ^this
is just what my brain needed right now
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:11, archived)
# A gob full of spunk?
TMI
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:11, archived)
# no, silly!
to see that cats like felix like magenta cock juice
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:13, archived)
# my boss says i've got spunk to spare
* i dont think he means man turnip cream though
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:14, archived)
# i love those old films
where the villain says "i like a girl with spunk!"
what's even better is that my dad giggles at them almost as much as me, and he's 60!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:17, archived)
# <*sniggers*>
.

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:22, archived)
# heheh
she'll be really pissed off if it turns out to be an overlarge nipple
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:27, archived)
# its NOT a dick
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 2:33, archived)
# little big?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 3:34, archived)
[challenge entry] noel?


Click for bigger (106KB)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:58, archived)
# Gotcha!
Edit: oh sorry how rude. Woo.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:59, archived)
# Magic beans



So don't get worked up next time you see Cannibal Eels. Unless you're an eel.

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:47, archived)
# arf!
I like this.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:48, archived)
# I like this
A lot =]

Have a click/woo/welcome ^_^

I forgot it was tuesday!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:48, archived)
# 'nings
piney!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:53, archived)
# Thanks!
why did noone tell me about b3ta?! :)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:56, archived)
# Heh, I've known about it for a while
But never had anything worthwhile to post for several years, until recently =]

Tis a wonderful site, is it not? =D
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:58, archived)
# When did having nothing worthwhile to post stop anyone?
Never stopped me! You should've seen my first picture. Or pretty much any of them.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:59, archived)
# You're a fool
Your stuff is funtastic =]

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:01, archived)
# some of the more recent is pretty good i reckon
but the early stuff was horrific! overall like most i'm heavily overshadowed by others on here too so i ultimately don't mind.

(and at the risk of sounding gushing i've tried and utterly failed to animate as well as you can)



edit: such rudeness. this picture made me laugh. have a click.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:04, archived)
# i can't animate myself
never mind a sodding picture
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:06, archived)
# my favourite animation
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:07, archived)
# Ha!
It's pretty ace =P

What programs did you use for it?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:11, archived)
# just the gimp
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:11, archived)
# Ooh
Never used gimp before
I just *ahem* "acquired" photoshop/imageready from an unnamed source
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:14, archived)
# Aww ^_^ thankee!
I don't think there's anything more to it than patience, which I seem to have a fair bit of.. I'm a bit of a perfectionist when it comes to animating, mine must be smooth.. And they HAVE to loop, otherwise I go psycho =]

And you're not overshadowed if I've noticed you, I'm hardly the most observant person in the world =]
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:09, archived)
# tell you what
that black ninja squirrel you did i sent to some of my friends (linked from the original picture, i wasn't nicking credit). they liked it. i love that one. (and black squirrels. despite the fact that they're just grey squirrels in sexier fur. god did i just say that? maybe i'm a secret furry.)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:11, archived)
# Heh, I loved the squirrel when I saw it
I just had to do something with it.

It looked kind of like a ninja already, never seen a black squirrel. The compo just made it a requirement really =P

Glad they liked it, it's one of my favourites =]

Also took me about 4 and a half hours =S
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:18, archived)
# FFS! Get a room
(can I come? I'll bring the camera.)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:50, archived)
# BORIS THE SPIDER
/John blog.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:14, archived)
# This has made me smile.
Lots.

Congratulations
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:48, archived)
# I like this
Narrative is good.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:49, archived)
# Haha
:)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:51, archived)
# clicked
When is the movie coming out?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:52, archived)
# No movie but...
...I was thinking of telling the same story again from the point of view of the phallus.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:04, archived)
# I'm a budding scriptwriter. I've got smallpox.
Here's my submission:
Arse: Pull my finger.
Phallus: Not again...
Arse: *BRAP* Did an Angel speak?
Phallus: You're gross.
Arse: Yep, ha-ha.
Phallus: Yeah, ha-ha.
...
Phallus: What's that smell? Hey, is that a mouth?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 4:05, archived)
# ah, i see.
the lesser spotted cannibalistic ourobouros eel. splendid. ;)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:52, archived)
# TOO MANY BIG WORDS
BRAIN CANNOT PROCES-

*melts*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:53, archived)
# dictionary on toast for breakfast
followed by a thesaurus salad. yummy.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:54, archived)
# I prefer a traditional encyclopedia stew
Also, who the hell has salad for breakfast?

WHO THE HELL HAS SALAD?!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:56, archived)
# Vegans.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:58, archived)
# um.......me?


/actually had muesli
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:59, archived)
# I had a small apple pie, a kitkat and a can of coke.
Other than the two fried egg sandwiches I just ate, that has been all I've had today.

I got up at about 1pm though, so it's cool dawg

Oh, and 'ningles =]
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:01, archived)
# lazy bugger!
i was up at 8, didn't get to sleep till gone 5. done all the housework, went shopping, stared at my manuscript without actually writing anything, then watched evil dead and came on here. i'm running on fumes now, though.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:03, archived)
# Sounds freakily like my routine.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:05, archived)
# Ah, Evil Dead =]
What a movie ^_^

I don't need to be awake, so I practically live in my bed =]

My parents hate me for it, and I'll owe them a bundle in rent before I go off to uni.. =S

What is said manuscript then? =]
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:05, archived)
# my book
on nutter identification
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:07, archived)
# Ah yes!
Such as the crazeh cat lady =]
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:18, archived)
# indeed
along with her friends the bus nutter, the angry strider, and the prophet, to name but a few...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:20, archived)
# Ooh nice!
Thanks for the angry strider mention, reminded me of an animation I planned but never got around to! =]
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:23, archived)
# every time i think
of the angry strider, i get an image of john cleese running around in my head
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:29, archived)
# I'm running on sugary coffee
and looking at my flab, and wondering how to lose it...stopping the coffee shite would help.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:06, archived)
# coffee is bad, mmkay?
it causes cystitis and thrush.

100% FACT

i haven't drunk it for ages
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:08, archived)
# Evenin' late night type crew!
How was shopping? : )
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:57, archived)
# most fun
met up with a friend and went for dinner
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:00, archived)
# Sounds acely!
My new routine of lunchtime pints, Valium and sadness isn't going well. I need a kitty. :(
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:02, archived)
# if you hit 30 with no bloke or kids
the council gives you a free kitty to stop you nicking a baby from outside Boots
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:05, archived)
# OMGOMGOMG.
I must achieve this for free kieeettehhh. I'll call him WARSTEED and he'll be my life companion. All girls are rubbish.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:29, archived)
# my mate had a cat called pepsi
he wasn't very pleased when he phoned me, crying, to tell me that she'd been run over and i said "well, there's nothing worse than flat pepsi"...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:36, archived)
# That is very poor
But it made me giggle =P
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:39, archived)
# i laughed like fuck
he didn't speak to me for a week!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:41, archived)
# You cruel, cruel, hilarious person, you.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:43, archived)
# thank you
i try :D
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:45, archived)
# Take mine
He's a little burnt though

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:36, archived)
# THANK YOU.
Kitties heal woe. I may have to badly draw one this evening. :)

ps. hey!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:42, archived)
# never had a kitty
had a spider called elvira and a mouse called smackhead, though.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:44, archived)
# When I get my next pet
I'm counting on YOU to name it =]
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:47, archived)
# i like to name things george
except my ex boyfriend. i named him gwendoline, for no good reason other than he didn't know why and it really pissed him off
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:53, archived)
# I did one the other day
I've done a couple more portaits but don't know if I should post them or not. Meh =]

And hey to you too! =D
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:46, archived)
# post them tomorrow
i will see them then. i'm off to bed now, i have to go to the dentist again tomorrow and my teeth are killing me.
g'night all!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:57, archived)
# Ouchies
I had the dentist the other day, not fun.
G'night!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:59, archived)
# makes note...
...install more outlets.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 3:39, archived)
# Wheeeee!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:53, archived)
# magic redex now.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:09, archived)
# Fixed, sorry
Wow, I guess my Plusnet think I use my webspace too much :/
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 12:28, archived)
# koploip00
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:46, archived)
# well at least someone is agreeing with him
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:53, archived)
# HOLMEY!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:45, archived)
# BIGGAR!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:46, archived)
# smallar!
LOLS
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:47, archived)
# Middlish!
Rotate 23 degrees!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:50, archived)
# yesyes
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:52, archived)
# IF MY GIMP HAD LOADED I'D HAVE BEATEN YOU TO IT
but it's dead :(
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:54, archived)
# Eamonn is the new Sheen?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:56, archived)
# never.
but close
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:56, archived)
# you killed your gimp...you must stand trial.
boris the non-swearing spider , you are accused of killing by means unknown your gimp.
How do you plead?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:56, archived)
# my lawyer has advised me
to request an adjournment
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:00, archived)
# New Ad from the borg
Couldn't resist it...

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:44, archived)
# If that is meant to be a lift..
And it existed..

I would ruin peoples lives every time I went in there.

*PRESSPRESSPRESSPRESSPRESSPRESSPRESSPRESSPRESSPRESS*

I'd go up one floor, then down the stairs.

People would cry themselves to sleep
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:47, archived)
# T'would be great
It'd be worth visiting said lift just to piss people off!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:49, archived)
# heh
some kids did that when i lived in a high-rise, only they were in the lift. i waited till it stopped at my floor, then jumped out at them with a butcher's knife. oh, how i laughed...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:50, archived)
# I got approached by Microsoft today
Something about a job after I graduate. They're based in Reading, you know.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:54, archived)
# you will be assimilated
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:10, archived)
# microsoft is based in Redmond
not Reading.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 2:10, archived)
# An easy mistake to make
Are you going to go to the Redmond music festival next year?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 3:27, archived)
# my friend works for them
he says they are good to work for.

He does say it while glancing over his shoulder though.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:05, archived)
# Yawn.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:27, archived)
# Since this is an Image board I'm supposed to show something...
So I post an old crap I did years ago.. when a archaeologist claimed to have found a hidden secret into the cheope's pyramid, so I made this image




.. that's all for tonite.. se ya and good night all.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:40, archived)
# Hmmm...that took me far too long
looked for Quo and goatse, then thought he was eating a massive chocolate orange.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:46, archived)
# thought it was table full of lady toys
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:49, archived)
# heh
when I first posted the image, someone sayd that in the ancient egypt the toilet paper did not existed, so they arranged those plugs for a deep clean: note that mostly appear used, but the leftmost one, the closer to the human figure is clean :P

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:53, archived)
# they used plugs of crocodile shit
as contraceptives
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:56, archived)
# Probably worked...
would you stick your cock into a shitty clunge?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:59, archived)
# no,
not even if i had one!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:01, archived)
# Damned non-gender-specific usernames!
You are a lady, and I apologise whole-heartedly for such appalling language.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:08, archived)
# if people apologised for language on here
i'd spend half the day saying sorry ;)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:10, archived)
# ...if you had a shutty...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:09, archived)
# ???????
do you mean shitty? cause i wouldn't want one of those!

*admires pristine ladybits*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 1:13, archived)
# *fwaps
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 2:07, archived)
# pff!
nice hieroglyphics
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:46, archived)
# Sorry IPP


I could not resist

G'nite all
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:37, archived)
# yay for this
boo for pretentiouscontemporaryartwankandthebraindeadartcriticswholetotherpeopledotheircreativethinkingforthem
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:47, archived)

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