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HELLO.

I AM GOING TO SUE WIKIPEDIA.

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d d, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:28, archived)

*FLAILS*

lol! Its steve!

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Cae1, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:29, archived)

dirty leecher!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:29, archived)

hosting prince pictures on b3ta is bad

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:33, archived)

worse than stealing poor saps bandwidhthith?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:35, archived)

im taking bandwith from an asshole

its some popular music bullshit i feel no remorse.

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d d, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:36, archived)

DOCTOR WE NEED YOUR HELP WITH THIS BAD SHERIFF

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:29, archived)

I SAW WE ROUND UP THE CORRALL.

GET IT BECAUSE IM AN AMERICAN. LOL.

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d d, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:30, archived)

LOL YEAH

LETS DO THIS NOW
GET THEM GOOD OL BOYS AND HUNT HIM DOWN

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:31, archived)

LETS FUCKING DO ITTT.

I'LL MAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER EAT SOME SOGGY COCKS.

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d d, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:32, archived)

LET'S RUN EM OUT OF TOWN

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:35, archived)

THIS POST MARKS TWO YEARS AND FIVE THOUSAND POSTS

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Shada, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:29, archived)

HELLO.

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d d, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:30, archived)

HI THERE

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Shada, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:31, archived)

happy b3taday, sweetheart.

having fun so far?

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d d, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:33, archived)

YEAH

I can think of no better thread to place this monument in than a DOCTOR DYSLEXIA thread.

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Shada, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:34, archived)

DOUBLE gratz!

*cuts you bigger portion of cake*

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Cae1, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:31, archived)

MAXIMUM CAKE

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Shada, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:33, archived)

you've not been here long enough or posted enough

I demand more.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:31, archived)

If I posted more all that would happen is a surplus of cats.

Could you deal with that situation?

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Shada, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:33, archived)

[b3ta can rightly deal with that situation...

...STAT!]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 1:04, archived)

Happy b3taday!

and also Big Round Number, I see.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:32, archived)

I'll celebrate by learning about bacteria.

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Shada, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:34, archived)

I'm trying to,

but my laptop is having severe difficulties playing it.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:36, archived)

Great ! Candles to you . . . cake to follow . . . no doubt !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:34, archived)

He's pretty shocked by that pulsing candle flame :D

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Shada, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:35, archived)

double grats

but you're not naked 5000 is big nude time :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:34, archived)

I don't have a camera.

Or Cam Whore Status

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Shada, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:37, archived)

draw urself naked?

maybe?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:38, archived)

AYAYAYAYAAY.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 1:21, archived)

evening trouble

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:30, archived)

I don't know if the post on the front page is serious.

is rob really worried about b3ta being shut down?

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d d, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:31, archived)

I'd suspect it's fairly honest, b3ta's been known to ride out it's storms quite well usually this stinks a bit off to be just limp wristedness

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:32, archived)

WELL FUCK THIS.

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d d, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:33, archived)

he's said all he's going to, really

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:32, archived)

You said something not capital :O

Did you get a keyboard with a working caps key or something?

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Cae1, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:32, archived)

THE DOCTOR USES THE SHIFT KEY

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:33, archived)

haha :D

Me too when capitalising.

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Cae1, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:34, archived)

NONSENSE

I WILL GET THE WEBSHERRIF ONTO YOU IF YOU CONTINUE TO MAKE SUCH DEFAMATORY REMARKS

EDIT: OH I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE DIDN'T

I HAVE RECALLED THE WEBSHERRIF BACK AGAIN

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:35, archived)

hey guys I should fucking hire the websherrif and see if he will protect b3ta's right to intellectual property.

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d d, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:38, archived)

this is a great idea

if you can afford him

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:39, archived)

omgsocks!

non capital punctionation text1!1

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:39, archived)

One for DTH I think....

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(sorry)
.

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paranoiaman, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)

*SPANG*

I shall be off to bed now methinks.

TUTTAH EVERYONE!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)

night.

What if, say, we find a guy who looks like 'that person beginning with p that we can't shop' and call him steve. but we could all know that its referring to 'that person beginning with p that we can't shop'?

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Cae1, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:22, archived)

lookylikes

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:23, archived)

Yes.

Called Steve.
& i just had an ice lolly with 2 sticks, its not one of them. Its wrong.
But its useful in case one stick broke off.

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Cae1, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:25, archived)

pfff, have this

also for the poster below, sort of

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:21, archived)

hahahaha.

i looove it.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:21, archived)

^this

is the banner quote genuine?

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:23, archived)

I lkike this for numerous reasons

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:23, archived)

bloody pervert

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:24, archived)

you called?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:25, archived)

YAY !

pervert something !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:33, archived)

*perverts justice*

damn you webshiffer! and pirnce!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:36, archived)

This requires informational pamphlet!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:36, archived)

my sat nav told me there was a bear to the left...

"bear left" but when i looked it was a sheep
i'm not impressed with techocolgoy today

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:40, archived)

it was actually a bear only wearing the latest in sheep-decoy body furniture

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:42, archived)

ahah

dang fangled techonoglogy!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:45, archived)

No wonder it's silent . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:28, archived)

icon challenge

hi, long story blah blah blah ...

this is my first post in living with b3ta since day almost-2 of its' existence ...

SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE A "WOO YAY" ICON - IT SHOULD BE THE NEW BUTTON FOR THE BOARD!!!

(something like roll-over/flashy-like)

thx & i love you all

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)

"LOL"

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)

^this

^this
^and more of this

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:18, archived)

Ok you man

Here is your button. Love it like you would love a tree stump

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The Neville What what what, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:18, archived)

hahaha

I remember that, like I remember many awesome things

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The Neville What what what, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:19, archived)

one day I'll become funny again

HA JUST KIDDING

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:19, archived)

Pffffft =P

NOW I'M REALLY LEAVING

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)

hahahaha

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:18, archived)

Hahaha

I'll swap my Sofa Pirate for your Mumm-ra..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:19, archived)

"baby, I got a shower jesus"

"shower jesus, oh baby"
"jesus watches the water pour on you"
"oh baby, holy water, shower jesus baby"
"yeah yeah! oh 'yeah'!"
"uhuh"

chorus
FUCK YOUR FUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCK

"Oh baby, I love you so"
"with that healthy yeasty glow"
"oh baby, jesus loves you too"
"yeah yeah, oh baby"

-traditional

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:25, archived)

can you explain how you lived with b3ta since almost day 2 of it's existance

and have a user number of 55000+?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)

;)

lived with b3ta since almost day 2 of it's existance
and have a user number of 55000+
managed to even power up the computer you're sat in front of?

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:19, archived)

hhahaha

a sarky strikethrough n00b :)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:21, archived)

That was aimed at him, not you ;)

Aaaah, sod it, I'm off to bed now.
G'night :)

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:25, archived)

I know

but I was still amused.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:26, archived)

status

i always had to laugh so much about all your posts that i forgot to register ;)

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)

If you've really been with us this long

then you don't care enough about us to respect our etiquette and therefore don't deserve to have anyone be nice to you.

Or possibly you're a lying cunt and therefore the same.

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Ratsta, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)

what?

bed tiem the night clique are here

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)

fuck off then :)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:21, archived)

night cunty

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:22, archived)

*tips hat*

*claims heritage so he can have a country to support in the Euros*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:23, archived)

Hmmm

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le brian, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:18, archived)

None more bland, but god DAMN

She is fit...

(16chapel, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:21, archived)

/nod

would

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Ratsta, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:22, archived)

stop leeching

it's very wrong.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:22, archived)

stop that right now!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:24, archived)

Ooooo

I like that muchly :D

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Xkimo was at work on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:47, archived)

Yup!

Would do twelvtey times!

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:24, archived)

Random Dido fact

Wikipaedia says her name is "Florian Cloud de Bounevialle Armstrong"

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le brian, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:26, archived)

this is correct

her brother is Rollo Armstrong

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:30, archived)

you know, I need a new fail drawing

I can't decide what to put in it

:/

I have somewhat of a blight in my funk!

what should I use as a fail image

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:22, archived)

Roll over . . . Quick !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:23, archived)

oh noes he's fallen down the toilet!

*flushes to help him out*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:25, archived)

Would it replace 'I like this!' ?

I was wondering, actually, if it's be possible to make a GreaseMonkey doobry to iconise the new buttons. There's a hell of a lot of buttons on each post these days.

I did have a go but it took ages to take effect.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:23, archived)

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The Neville What what what, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)

Oh, The Neville

Please love me illegally

(__, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:11, archived)

I almost recognise what I just said to you but I don't

also I'm 6 foot and won't need to sue.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:11, archived)

Hurrah for not suing!

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The Neville What what what, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)

I love you The Neville!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:13, archived)

^This to the power of 1

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)

I'll be putting one of those on my christmas wish-list then.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)

nice one

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)

you are special man

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)

I now possess (though haven't yet played)

what might be a highly illegal download of this

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)

Free abortions from the fella in frame 6.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:13, archived)

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The Neville What what what, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:14, archived)

this is my favourite

*adds to favourites*

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)

Frame 5 is a bird talking to a man wearing wax lips.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)

Eek streeks !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:29, archived)

Right

Now I know this doesn't merit a new thread, hence the jack. I have found the following site, choc full of images of the owner of Web Sheriff, ready for the photoshopping!

www.zenofeller.com/websheriff.php

Enjoy...

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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)

Not exactly choc though

There's more on his own site-
websheriff.com/websheriff/media.htm
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(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)

Oh thankyou!

I shall be photoshopping over the weekend, probably something inspired by Richard Branson.

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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:18, archived)

Just to get to the other

side . . . such a waste indeed .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)

(__, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

pee?

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Cae1, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)

Have I seen you before?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)

Bi?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)

What really annoys me...

...is that the fantastic image by TGA has been lost to the ether!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:13, archived)

i cannot endorse this image

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:24, archived)

brrrrrr

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:03, archived)

It is fucking cold isn't it.

That is woo.
Now make the cold stop!

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Cae1, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:05, archived)

that is just beautiful

I like this.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:05, archived)

This makes me feel chilly

Especially since I'm wearing 2 t-shirts, no socks and some shorts, and the heating is on.

Let's face it, I'm a moron =]

Edit: How silly! I keep forgetting to woo!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:05, archived)

I've got flu and no matter how much I put on I can't stop

sweating and shivering in equal measures. I'm like a bio-mechanical sprinkler system.

Cricket sucks.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)

aww.

Rest up and keep your liquids up.
That and get well soon.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)

Will do thanks

:) My friend sent a case of 24 cans of Mountain Dew to my house so my fluids are well up :D

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)

I've had a blocked nose for about a month and a half now

Got a throbbing headache and sneezing fits coupled with the inability to breathe through my nose.

I've got a gig on friday, I'll sound like a moron =[

Cricket rules

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)

You could pass it off as your "new sound"

depends what sort of music you do but you could say you're in your experimental stage now and get a japanese girlfriend to chant staff over your music.

*doesn't know how to do small writing*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:18, archived)

^ just get a $5 keyboard off ebay

and fucking wire it about randomly inside and call it "fucking extreme technological breakdown into angriest sound of fucking crap"*

*(discomeats dislikes circuitbending)

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:45, archived)

wooo

like this muchly

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:05, archived)

That´s how my penis feels too.

Woo.

(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

Needs old-school aviation goggles!

And a and old-school plane. But otherwise very nice.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)

whee!

That's nice.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)

Fall and still out standing !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:11, archived)

Tis getting a bit frosty out there

*armed with longjohns*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:11, archived)

yup it's bloomin' cold

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)

brisk indeed

bracing no less!

and other words, beginning with b!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)

what the cunting fuck?

Anyway, have this:

I'm a bit worried, because the filename contains the word 'small', but I'll chance it anyway.

Click here for OH MY GOD THAT'S FUCKING MASSIVE

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:58, archived)

Sorry, but the letters P, R, I, N, C and E appear in "That caped crusader has gotten the better of us once again"

Please delete this

(__, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:00, archived)

Fanj?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:01, archived)

Rik?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:02, archived)

there's someone at the door mike!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:03, archived)

CLIFF!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:05, archived)

coises! Foiled again!

And I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for you meddling kids playing at being sherrifs...

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:04, archived)

haha

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)

Even super villans like treats . . . Chomp !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:14, archived)

best of all the treats

apart from sherbet fountains

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:19, archived)

I predict the amount of 'fail' posts

But, as I've been out tonight and missed the sudden occurrence, I demand to know what's the deal with all the Prince pictures being deleted.

(__, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:53, archived)

look at the front page

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:53, archived)

^this

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:54, archived)

there's a note on the FP

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rob, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:54, archived)

Good lord

That's quite shit.

What's the next image challenge then?

EDIT: Actually, I'm very pissed off about this. What happens if I draw Prince on MS Paint, then draw a cock on his head, and post it eighteen times on b3ta?

(__, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:55, archived)

The pissage

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:55, archived)

Don't Shop Prince

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:55, archived)

I think there have been a lot more Prince images

Since he started taking action =S

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:56, archived)

Yep.

I don't know about you, but I sure didn't see that one coming.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)

thurs morning

I thought I'd leave the thread open over night to pick up some good suggestions

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rob, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:56, archived)

lazy

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mongychops, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:56, archived)

Good plan

Although, I still like the idea of another scissors/glue-esque one =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:57, archived)

Can't say I'm that keen on it.

They don't let me near scissors, even "safety" ones. Not since my little accident anyway. Nor stickytape since the other accident.

Photoshop is grand! I can cut and paste and noose err lasso as much as I like and no one gets hurt!

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Ratsta, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:02, archived)

The lasso tool makes me feel like a cowboy ^_^

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

I can't begin to explain how the crop makes me feel!

Or the magic wand! Or the healing brush!
The burn and blend features are favourites of mine. Especially with kittens!

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Ratsta, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)

there's a thread of suggestions

I'd say glasscock it but that's fucked, so someone'll have to find it.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:56, archived)

here

www.b3ta.com/board/7787302

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rob, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:56, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:57, archived)

i've just had a good idea

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:27, archived)

Just curious, but I take it a new challenge shall appear tomorrow?

Or are we sticking with the icon mini for now?

This whole thing has thrown the timeline a little off whack =[

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:55, archived)

Cunts!

web sheriff has no jurisdiction in this here town, he best keep moving.

unless of course the b3ta server is in the motherfucking US of A.

Prince had a Small Cock, 100% fact, i saw him at a urinal at South Mimms Services in, ironically, 1999, he was however not partying but just shaking the drips from the end of his cock and trying not to get it over his purple trousers.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)

what a claim to fame!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:24, archived)

F R O N T P A G E

;)

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:54, archived)

fuck you noob

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mongychops, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:55, archived)

Can we still shop websheriff?

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Cae1, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:56, archived)

Pretty much...

Cunts...

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Collatallie Sisters, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:57, archived)

Hahaa

I like that :)

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Xkimo was at work on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:58, archived)

indeed

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mongychops, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:59, archived)

:D arf!

Pea from earlier

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:01, archived)

last week I had no opinion of the artist

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alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:04, archived)

Up till recently

I was very much a fan of his high pitched warblings. Have a bunch of albums and everything.

Now, not so much...

However, as can be demonstrated by the fact that there is *one* Celine Dion song I can actually bear to liosten to, I know it is possible for me to like someone's music whilst still considering them a waste of oxygen.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)

To be fair

He's a music legend, and I don't really understand what he's trying to achieve with the image issues. I don't welcome the 'sheriff' tactics tho' - if he's got a valid point it's now been lost. Or is he being stitched up by the corporate law machine ?
/edit - after reading up, I still don't get it

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alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:22, archived)

I'm seriously tempted to buy www.fuckprince.com

and host the images there...maybve if I get hosting in Sweden or something

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:58, archived)

do this

lots.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:02, archived)

I'll get right on it

.

in the morning

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:03, archived)

do it

but put black bars across his eyes like he's somekind of cheap readers wife.

or make him a swirly face man.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:03, archived)

That actually sounds like a fucking great idea.

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Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:03, archived)

Alien has been watching daytime tv

Alien feel sad and confused

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:48, archived)

Weeping and wanking?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:48, archived)

yes

simultaneously

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:49, archived)

Bless him

He's got a far superior brain to be dealing with the likes of Richard and Judy.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:49, archived)

he had

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:49, archived)

Is he a gay alien?

He has pretty eye-lashes

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:50, archived)

gaylien LOLZ

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:51, archived)

no, he's been sitting a long time

though he might be gay, I don't know

he has watched so much tv that he does not remember where he is from or what his name is

poor alien

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:19, archived)

Poor alien

Pats alien on ~~head~~ belly.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:52, archived)

I bet he loves his belly tickled!

I'm too ticklish to like my belly tickled :o

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)

Alien is becoming potatoeyesed . . .

bring it more chips !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:54, archived)

chips chip!

must eat more humans chips!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)

sounds about right

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:01, archived)

aye

mind you, I think quincy might be on in 4 hours so all is not lost

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:21, archived)

Swingin'

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:40, archived)

This is what I'm talkin' 'bout, Willis!

Love your work, my man. Top drawer, as always.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:41, archived)

TJ:

Is this page not contravening Human Rights privacy laws through the use of telephoto lens captured imagery?

www.websheriff.com/websheriff/outlaws.htm

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:47, archived)

I agree.

If Websheriff can get away with sticking a bit of black tape over Ulrikakaka's nipples they could hardly complain if we were to do the same to someone else, could they?

(Westude, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)

Thanx P 'n P . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:00, archived)

Makes it kind of Lowry

man on a wall

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:41, archived)

Woo!

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McBadger COW, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:44, archived)

now that

is special

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:45, archived)

Utterly bloody fantastic

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:45, archived)

Butterly bloody fantastic

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:47, archived)

Flutterly utterly hot !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:58, archived)

Things had not been good to davy jones since the last film...

sketched whilst having a ciggy.
Click for bigger (106KB)

(Roll_Up_Smoker Hasn't had a cigarette since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)

eez gud.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)

Ebeneezer Good!

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:35, archived)

Where's Mickey Dolenz?

Hmmm...

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)

he's a bit too huggable for davey jones

wouldn't want to try, though

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:27, archived)

My door is a jar . . .

Thank you, have a pickle !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:32, archived)

Do more arts!

I like Arts!

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:33, archived)

I like it

tuns..

(regthing Scouting for boys, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)

Aww

hahah I love it. ^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:38, archived)

Did that rude fellow leave off you in the end?

That just wasn't cricket.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:40, archived)

It was rather over the top

Also, now I want to watch cricket.

I shall blame you for the lack of it and be content =]

Also, a marvelous octopus =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:43, archived)

If I can be credited with ridding cricket from the television

then my work here is done.
Here here top octopus.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:45, archived)

Well to be honest, I don't actually like cricket.

I LOVE IT.

*shakes fist*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:48, archived)

Alright Bob chill out, smoke a joint or something.

*shakes fist sideways*
I don't like cricket... (3 full-stops to show that is absolutely the end of my sentence and that I really don't like cricket)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:51, archived)

Aren't those elipses...

Which suggest that you are going to continue...
Rather than firmly end a sentence...
Or am I mistaken...?

Also, cricket is a fantastic sport. It's an excuse to get munted and sit around in the sun if you're watching, or to hit/throw/catch a ball and run. WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:54, archived)

You mean using loads of them doesn't emphasise my point!?

Also you could ask for a lot more from a sport; excitement, lasting less than a fortnight per match, an average age of players under 75. Most importantly though - oval shaped balls!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:02, archived)

Cthulhu?

woo.

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:45, archived)

heheh

I like him

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:01, archived)

I thought I'd make a protest

with my first ever icon attempt

little rage boy
be gentle

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:11, archived)

I quite like that : )

Have my first effort

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McBadger COW, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:13, archived)

found her!

she's right here!! woo

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:14, archived)

haha! oh you bad person you

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)

hahahahaha!

*wants*

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:45, archived)

Yarr!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:13, archived)

On a sidenote,

Aren't we protected from the DMCA by laws governing parody? My guess is there's a thin like inbetween parody and libel, though.

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)

The Parody thing is US specific I believe.

That said, B3tards is US hosted.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)

DMCA is American isn't it?

Then again, IIRC, the servers are in America?
edit : mindpiss

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)

Yes, in Houston.

B3tards is in California

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)

cr3 hosting is in france

he said so yesterday

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)

So if we all moved our images to cr3ation, would we be safe?

to frogland!

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:35, archived)

It isn't, it's in the US.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:41, archived)

just repeating what the fella said

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:48, archived)

But it's still in the US:

67.15.109.64 is in Houston
whois.domaintools.com/67.15.109.64

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:51, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7783186

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:57, archived)

tricky one as there's

parody and theres people who wave pitchforks and torches shouting "burn him/her he/she's a witch etc" around these parts

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)

I'd hope we're protected from the DCMA

by virtue of not being in the USA

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le brian, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)

You'd think so, wouldn't you

That doesn't seem to stop 'em usually.

Even said, I think parody use is in english law too

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)

Apparently not

Says that Register article linked down there

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le brian, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)

Nope.

Parody is US specific.

Rob can't really suffer as long as he continues to take reasonable steps to prevent us taking the piss, which involves asking in the FAQs and telling us on the board really.

The hosting of the images could be sued, but again reasonable measures to stop us would be enough.

I think he stands no chance and it's daft because he's just making himself a target.

I also disagree that anyone would be overly hurt by these images, certainly the hippy riding a badger bandwagon was as offensive and I enjoyed it.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)

It doesn't make sense to make enemies with the internets in these days

if I ever become famous i'll just shop pictures of myself being chased by badgers or something

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:27, archived)

That's not real is it?

The announcement I mean.

Tell me it isn't?

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Collatallie Sisters, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)

they're a bit early for april fools

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)

Or very late.

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Collatallie Sisters, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)

This will sum it up

www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/14/prince_b3ta_dmca/

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Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)

Ta.

Some people just can't take a joke, eh? At least rob won't sue us for putting pictures of him up.

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)

I like this bit

"We also ask our members to avoid photoshoping Prince" as if it might happen by accident...

"I'll just photoshop this kitten... ah fuck, it's turned out as Prince with a coconut sticking out of his arse... Bastard."

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Collatallie Sisters, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)

hahahaha

that made me chuckle heartily that did :D

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)

Ha Ha!!

That's chuffing tanfastic!

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Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)

bollocks!

"I don't think the people who posted them would like to be on receiving end of that kind of treatment.

"There's poking fun and there's poking fun and people are clearly taking it too far and crossing over the boundaries of what is acceptable."

THIS IS B3ta!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:28, archived)

as branston found out to his cost

New image challenge: photoshop websherriff as far up an 'unidentifiable' arse as possible.

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:32, archived)

Been suggested

Rob used his veto, wants to move on. Can't say I'm shocked. Still shouldn't have apologised, or really took the piss!

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Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:38, archived)

now where can I get a picture of that twat at Web Sheriff?

oh yeah, at their website

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:42, archived)

Who, John Giacobbi?

Hmmmmm, wonder how he'd like being given the "Pr*nce treatment" on b3ta.

I sense another front-page apology
:P

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:48, archived)

it's simple

there's laws that have varying degrees of reasonableness that allow rights to whatever party

then, there's people with a lot of money, who make it irrelavent

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:29, archived)

How about a little head . . .

Oh . . . that is one .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)

badum tish

actually thinking about it perhaps rage boy should get some internets protection on his image

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)

personally I'd cash in on it

numa numa style

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)

The filthy twunt is right this time

Midget rights for midgets now

(MrAnderson, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:10, archived)

I always thought he'd be great in a dwarf tossing contest

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:11, archived)

Do you get to pick

your own dwarf?

(MrAnderson, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)

why not?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:13, archived)

I acctualy went to school with a midget

....used to toss him quite regualy. Wasnt gay though cos we were playing truth or dare

(MrAnderson, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:14, archived)

did you wank him off with Dove soap?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)

pft, I take it you didnt go to a state school

(MrAnderson, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)

explain this remark

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)

dove is too expensive for us state schoolers

tesco industrial bleach only i'm afraid

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:29, archived)

Can those who didn't attend proper schools really type?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:43, archived)

heh

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McBadger COW, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)

Cathamsterhopper

Tried to make a cat icon for the challenge. Came out more like the bastard lovechild of a spacehopper and a hamster. I kind of like it, so I'm entering it anyway.

(muttoneer emerging from the shadows, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:05, archived)

Make it transparent.

Then I'll ride the fat bloated fool around the room like a bronco.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:06, archived)

Thus:

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)

Whiskers !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)

Wiki Wild Wild West

Official Disclaimer

The views and opinions expressed in this post are strictly those of the author. The contents of this post have not been reviewed or approved by anyone at B3ta.com. If it had been reviewed by anyone at B3ta.com they probably would have said "fuck me what a shit picture" and told me to cock off

(Long time lurker, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:00, archived)

^this

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)

^ this

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)

^ this

(A Hospital Carpark, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:02, archived)

^ these

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:09, archived)

^ those

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)

^thighs

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Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:33, archived)

Fuck me what a shit picture.

Cock off.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)

and this ^

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:02, archived)

haha,

now is that you honest opinion ?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:03, archived)

I don't have honest opinions,

just words that fall out of my brain and end up archived in databases across the planet.

Right now thousands of servers are wasting storage remembering that I typed marmalade.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:06, archived)

cock!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:06, archived)

hahahah

this never stops amusing me

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:10, archived)

funny 'cause it's true

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:13, archived)

www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=OUNRSS&key=SAA

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)

HAWT!

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in vino veritas, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:02, archived)

it was approved

i am happy :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:02, archived)

i was happy until i burped and sicked up a bit and it came out my nose

RUGHHARHARGH
*feels ill*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:07, archived)

Feg me!!!

Thats a 10 if ever I saw one! :D

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:03, archived)

haha

dear me, he should stop using his pool as an ashtray.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:03, archived)

that's a beaut right there

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McBadger COW, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:05, archived)

Guffaw!

Spilt beer in my keyboard

voted 10

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Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:10, archived)

my arse is winking now!

(A Hospital Carpark, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:14, archived)

It's very tempting to say

Fuck me, what a shit picture. Cock off!

But I wouldn't do such a thing.

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in vino veritas, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)

*stalks*

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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)

can't we just move the fuck on from this sorry mess please

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:04, archived)

i guess this is what they wanted to happen?

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Bazmonkey baws!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:05, archived)

I was going to do something to be cool. But okay.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:06, archived)

good lord man

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:07, archived)

what?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:09, archived)

nothing

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:10, archived)

not yet.

(A Hospital Carpark, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)

Huzzah!

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Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:05, archived)

would have

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:07, archived)

ta ;)

(Long time lurker, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:09, archived)

good man.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:10, archived)

Woo, btw.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)

Who?

(regthing Scouting for boys, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:59, archived)

haha

see what you did there

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Duncoffin is life., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:59, archived)

It's only a matter of time

before we get a cease and desist from teh Quo

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:00, archived)

We are screwed if we do

May as well close the site!

(Long time lurker, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)

nah

They have a sense of humour.

look at their laughing faces!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)

I wonder if they've ever seen B3ta

Perhaps they're secret regulars.

In fact, come on, own up - who are you?

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le brian, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:03, archived)

Rumbled!

We'll never sue, it keeps our Google rating up

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Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:07, archived)

well it's not me

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:08, archived)

that would quite possibly be

the coolest thing ever

to have TEH quo on here

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:10, archived)

I would like to go on record as saying that I am NOT

Francis Rossi, Rick Parfitt, Andy Bown, John 'Rhino' Edwards, Matt Letley, Alan Lancaster, Roy Lynes, John Coghlan, Andy Bown, Pete Kircher, or Jeff Rich.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:11, archived)

So you're Dustin Gee then?

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Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)

Dustin Gee is dead.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)

Dead like Elvis, or dead like the queen mum?

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Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)

Have you just been to Google/Wikipedia?

Or are you a real Status Quo fan?
*runs*

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)

Answers that one...

www.b3ta.com/board/7788233

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Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:27, archived)

Sadly you answered it wrongly.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:39, archived)

I'm learning. Christ chill out....

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Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:41, archived)

Okay then,

I shall.

I'd rather that you didn't abbreviate my name though.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:44, archived)

Ahhh.....

I see what you did there!

Have a fluffy hug

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Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:51, archived)

Nah

They're getting a great press as evil geniuses, rather than the rather sad two-chord old rockers that they are.

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in vino veritas, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:03, archived)

Three.

The next album is to be called 'The search for the fourth chord'.

Gen up.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)

woo

this is the way forward

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)

You thought they were out numbered last time!!

bindun?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:56, archived)

Not only outnumbered

but wont they find it hard to fight without legs?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:59, archived)

I tried to re-draw the legs but gave up.

It's a composite piece.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)

I do genuinely like it though.

I especially like the film. In all it's homo-erotic, racist, historically innaccurate glory.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:04, archived)

Speaking of which

Battle of Midway is on ITV4

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Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:08, archived)

lol.

that made me giggle like a 'tard.

have a click

(Roll_Up_Smoker Hasn't had a cigarette since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:59, archived)

All you can eat ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:04, archived)

Sorry

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..wil, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)

are you alright nan?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:49, archived)

No idea who that is?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:50, archived)

By which I mean 'Woo!'

of course.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:50, archived)

it's you quite clearly

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:51, archived)

Don't be ridiculous,

I am a professional, I'd not leave arms lying around.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:55, archived)

Please PLEASE tell me this is a real b3tan

'ning Toasty. Are you all moved and stuff?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:50, archived)

yes thanks, just getting back in to the swing of things

sorry, but no, as far as I know B3ta doesn't have any pension claiming users

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:51, archived)

It will do one day, when we're all old =)

Glad you're getting sorted: Cambridge bash soon then? ;)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:54, archived)

I might be tempted :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:56, archived)

\o/

I'll have a think about that then!

Right, I'm going to bed coz I'm banjaxed.

G'night b3ta! I hope you all dream of boobies.

*wayves*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:58, archived)

there are several b3ta users in that age bracket though

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:57, archived)

The oldest I know of is 57?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:00, archived)

Granpa in the bag? Or is it thing?

In any case I see a wrist. Woo!

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:51, archived)

I see blood soaking up the sides of the stroller.

I don't think grampa's feeling too well...

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Ratsta, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:52, archived)

Or his lower torso I imagine.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:52, archived)

TJ!

WTF? Matt! Damon! has been voted sexiest man alive? He looks to me like the kind of guy who should be wearing a helmet to stop him hurting himself!

www.smh.com.au/news/people/matt-damon-takes-george-clooneys-crown/2007/11/15/1194766804872.html

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Ratsta, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:51, archived)

Yeah

Three films in and he still hasn't got jiggy with Julia Stiles. What's wrong with the man?

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le brian, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:53, archived)

I demand a recount!

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in vino veritas, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:53, archived)

*recounts*

Sorry, it's not Matt Damon.

It's... *squints* ...er, Mark Dayburn apparently. He's a builder in Wolverhampton.

Ooh, how odd!

EDIT: 'ning! *squeezles*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:56, archived)

'lo!

*huggles*

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in vino veritas, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:59, archived)

Oh dear lord!

something in the world is broken

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:57, archived)

You cannot TJ a happytoast post :O

Its more illigal than...stuff!

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Cae1, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)

Oh you zombied me for my birthday!

How sweet of you :)

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in vino veritas, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:52, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:52, archived)

Pffft!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:55, archived)

Haha!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:56, archived)

I always wondered what they have in those tartan boxes on wheels.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:52, archived)

Hairnets and dog food

/Izzard

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in vino veritas, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:54, archived)

I always assumed it was shortbread

Giant pieces of shortbread

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le brian, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:54, archived)

Rollin' . . .rollin' . . . rollin' . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:55, archived)

Wonderful as ever!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:56, archived)

I like her handbag

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:04, archived)

hahaha bless

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:05, archived)

Now we know why he's such a moody cunt.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:44, archived)

Being Napoleon?

Or having oral herpes and jaundice/maybe being a zombie.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:48, archived)

All of the above would suck

but not what I was going for;
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_complex

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:49, archived)

Traveling on his belly . . .

stomach ache . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:57, archived)

NAPOLEON COMPLEX!

I give up on this one.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)

Liza Minelli?

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:45, archived)

Might be needed soon

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le brian, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:43, archived)

heh

took me a minute

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:44, archived)

Ha, nicely =P

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:48, archived)

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