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# amy wino
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(madvoodoo it must be the moon, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 5:40, archived)
# everyone shut up about amy winenouse.
i hope she threatens b3ta to sue so i can stop seeing winehouse pics.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 5:45, archived)
# Better than Bore'us the tiny Johnson.
But not by that much. [/;-P
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 5:49, archived)
# can i still direct you to this picture
of A winehouse?
www.urbanhonking.com/hotknives/winehouse.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 5:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 5:52, archived)
# ooOOOO
it's my b3ta Birthday

i am 5




Mentally
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 5:54, archived)
# Too old to roast now.
We'll have to boil you in a cauldron.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 5:57, archived)
# awwwww
again?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 5:59, archived)
# APARENTLY NOT
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 5:55, archived)
# eh?
i do believe i already have.
i did it, i did it HARD.

but now i'm off to the gym,
to do it! do it SOFT.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 6:00, archived)
# IT'S A BIG OLE 403 FOR ME
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 6:01, archived)
# ooo wierd
are you perhaps using firefox and have referrer header turned off.
or something else along those lines like norton system works or a firewall that strips your referrer header?
i think it may be that you are not presenting a referrer header and so the website thinks you are leeching the image.



referrer is my favorite word, because it sounds like a clever yet angry puppy.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 6:05, archived)
# WUT
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 6:53, archived)
# your browser
she is borked.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 7:42, archived)
# crap socks
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 7:47, archived)
# W.U.T.
Why U Trippin
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 7:46, archived)
# Would Ulrich Taste it?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 7:55, archived)
# hahaa
thats dumb.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 5:59, archived)
# good hummus
just a shame it's to early for the day shift to appreciate.
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 6:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 5:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 5:31, archived)
# still a favorite of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 5:33, archived)
# 'Hats and yatch' might be my best out of the Sheen wars.
Tho' the comic ones are the most fun to pea.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 5:37, archived)
# NO JOKING MATTER
THAT IS RATHER NICE
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 5:34, archived)
# Where'd I'm an idiot go?
I tried to friend him and can't track his profile down.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 5:40, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=59396
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 5:47, archived)
# isn't that the account that got banned?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 5:48, archived)
# Could be.
????
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 5:50, archived)
# yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 5:59, archived)
# Looks like earlier account is too.
My-my, what a naughtystepper. LOL etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 6:04, archived)
# i've been on naughty step many times but never banned.
must be because im amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 6:19, archived)
# I only got naughty stepped after some serious /talk board trolling action
I think rob may have felt bad because he kind of gave everyone on /talk my e-mail address and password, though.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 6:28, archived)
# why did he do that?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 7:02, archived)
# because I kept making new accounts
and then he was like "alright, what the fuck. Who is this regular?" and they found out it was my account and then he posted all my info for some reason, possibly to aid in /talk's vengeance.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 7:23, archived)
# wait - you're a woman?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 7:47, archived)
# Dude, she's pretty bangin too.
No DEMAND A CABINET though..
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 7:51, archived)
# found that
b3ta friends no likes
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 5:56, archived)
# I'll spaz and see if I can find new one.... hang on.
edit: Other acc is... if there is a third, I can't find it now.
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=21515
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 5:58, archived)
# yeah, that's got to be the one he got banned on
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 6:05, archived)
# You are also rubbish at drawing horses.
That doesn't look anything like the equine beasts we all know and love.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 5:35, archived)
# And we sure love horses!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 5:38, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAGH! GET IT AWAY!
I'M SCARED OF HORSES!
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 5:43, archived)
# YOU SHOULD BE! THEY'LL BUGGER YOU IN AN INSTANT!

NASTY BEASTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 5:45, archived)
# oo er
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:09, archived)
# ROBOT

He was just chilling in my basement in a box. I just found him.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 4:45, archived)
# That's a rubbish drawing of a horse.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 4:52, archived)
# It's not a dawing of a horse
it's a robot.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 5:04, archived)
# That's probably why it's a rubbish attempt at a horse then.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 5:18, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 5:21, archived)
# My life of excess has finally caught up with me
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 5:32, archived)
# can we not even bring up the topic of horses
psychedelic warlord might be about
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 5:20, archived)
# Robot Rock!
/Alive 2007 blog
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 5:03, archived)
# What was he chilling?
How cold had it got?
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 5:04, archived)
# He himself was getting cold
if the state of his robot cock is any indication.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 5:27, archived)
# I'm sorry Dave...

... but I'm afraid I have to kill you.
(alloydog, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)
# NEWS


NEEEWWWWS.
(__, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 4:43, archived)
# Sing, you druggy thing!
Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 4:45, archived)
# I DO HOPE THIS GETS FRONTPAGED
(__, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 4:46, archived)
# MAKE IT BIGGER
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 4:52, archived)
# i just realized what these remind me of.
the 1980's version of 'Invasion of the Bodysnatchers' where the dog had the human face.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 4:26, archived)
# hahaha
your right! :D i liked that version :D lots of norks in it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 4:39, archived)
# KKiittttyy!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 4:40, archived)
# g'night
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 3:13, archived)
# Cya
It's a Wooala!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 3:16, archived)
# g'night
nice antipodean marsupial!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 3:18, archived)
# hurrah for squareish marsupials!
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 3:19, archived)
# Woo!
and night
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 3:21, archived)
# nite nite
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 3:25, archived)
# this inspres me to do some pics in excel.
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 3:51, archived)
# hahahaha.
the sheer idiocy and common beauty of it will kill me.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 4:11, archived)
# Sweet!
Blocks is where it's at!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Jim Caweazel

(mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:56, archived)
# WELL HALLO
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:57, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:58, archived)
# MAYBE YOU HAVE SEEN ME ON TV?
www.b3ta.com/board/7799035
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 3:04, archived)
# that just gets me excited
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 3:06, archived)
# heh
chicky-poos
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 3:08, archived)
# have to be careful of poo related gags on here tho
as it genuinely attracts actual legal action
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 3:25, archived)
# you must have been using immac,
for that is one smooth pussy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 3:07, archived)
# that sounds less painful
I used tweezers last time :/
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 3:09, archived)
# tweezers? ouch!
NEVER use wax, it hurts like fuck! kitty will scratch and bite. not good.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 3:15, archived)
# I don't EVER want to see a cat with a look on it's face like that
It would scare the crap out of me.

edit: well, I don't want to say I 'wasted' my 4000th post on this, but......
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 3:10, archived)
# More of this sort of thing

(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 9:51, archived)
# AHAHAH!!
bit late, but this is giving me an immense amount of fear
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Rawr!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
hello b3ta. Have this girl that I drew in the dentist's...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:11, archived)
# Helloes
nice drawings!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:12, archived)
# Thankee.
How are you tonight (morning for you, possibly)?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:13, archived)
# grand thanks : )
it's aboot 2am thisaway
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:17, archived)
# Ahh, right.
And I am glad you are grand.

According to a manners book, the proper way to introduce yourself is not 'Pleasure to meet you' but actually 'How do you do?'.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:18, archived)
# You have been watching QI
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 3:06, archived)
# Hey!
I saw MSI :D
And met jimmy and steve
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:14, archived)
# bah!
Lucky! Was the show good? And were the guys nice?

I went to an underground punk/emo show last night. All Jersey bands. 5 or 6 of them. Got a free CD from one of them and met them. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:16, archived)
# Nice :D
It was great
And they were!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:19, archived)
# Hahah
I would love to see them.

This girl I know saw them, and Jimmy said he wanted to have sex with everyone in the audience. So he assigned them all different noises and pointed to different sections to have them make their noises. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:21, archived)
# Haha :D
He said i was "the fucking trench coat mafia"
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:22, archived)
# Hahah
Were you possibly wearing a trench coat? :) Didja get autographs or anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:25, archived)
# Got my ticket signed ny Jimmy, steve and Kat.
I might have been wearing a trench coat :D

sleepnow. Night
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:27, archived)
# Awesome.
Hokay. G'night. Sweet dreams. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:32, archived)
# i made this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qiwrr1qfuU
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:15, archived)
# vry nice!
give that girl a hand!
in fact, give her two!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:16, archived)
# hahah
I'm just too lazy to draw hands. So everyone in my drawings wears long sleeves pulled over their hands.

And how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:17, archived)
# i'm very full
of chicken and pasta and trying to convince mysef that i'm really not tired :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:25, archived)
# Hahah







Shit! I just remembered that I have homework.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:26, archived)
# homework? pah!
that's what the ride to shool is for! what are thy teaching you kids these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:32, archived)
# Hahahah
i really don't wanna do it now. it's not due until last period tomorrow, though. Maybe I'll do it at lunch. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:33, archived)
# i rarely did homork
and i was off school for the whole of year 10, but i still got A's in psychology and history and an A+ in english language and literature.
homework is overrated.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:42, archived)
# Does this mean we have all grown up now?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:28, archived)
# No
It means I'm not gonna let someone like you get to me. Because that would be stupid. Because you're not worth my time.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:32, archived)
# Good for you.
Even though I think he is right about your drawings being boring because they are all the same style, you like them and if replies are anything to go by other people like them too, so because posting them makes you and others happy you should continue to do so.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 3:41, archived)
# So does this mean that I wont be recieving any more gaz and emails from people pointing out that you were still carrying on about my comments for days afterwards in the future?
As much as people got a laugh out of your reaction I hope this is the case from now on.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 3:47, archived)
# Spotty girl, spotty girl!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:28, archived)
# Heheh
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:34, archived)
# \o/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:59, archived)
# Woo!
I see she shares my can't-find-sleeves-the-right-length problem.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 3:03, archived)
# boid
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:54, archived)
# he's lost some muscle
since he was on Neighbours
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:56, archived)
# he got the roid rage
and killed and/or raped most of the cast
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:10, archived)
# da boids?
wasn't that a hitchcock film?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:58, archived)
# This am loverly.
I like it muchs.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:11, archived)
# Why thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 3:02, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:32, archived)
# That is an emphatic endorsement
if ever I heard one.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 3:04, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 3:15, archived)
# am this bird thread?
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 3:20, archived)
# it is now
Woo! I love a cardinal.

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 3:25, archived)
# Is it still Sunday? it must be somewhere.
Have an engrish themed RPS



Click for bigger (70KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:56, archived)
# Why am I oculating at you is canine?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:57, archived)
# yay!
my favourite is still "chickpoint"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:57, archived)
# I love my uncle quattro.
Although, I feel the need to alert people to my amazing midnight snack.

Beans on toast become bland, and cheese and beans on toast became boring.

So I made cheese on toast with beans on with cheese on.

3 types of cheese, infinite types of awesome.

It was cheese-fucking-tastic.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:01, archived)
# 3 types of cheese! omg! that's almost all the cheese in the world!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:02, archived)
# Mature cheddar
Red leicester
And mature YET MELLOW cheddar.

Also, the Lea and Perrins that went in to it during the cooking process.

IT WAS SO FUCKING ACE. Although I feel incredibly full.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:03, archived)
# I bet you do
and it'll be a spectacular bowel movement after all of that

this causes me to ponder breakfast though, egg, bacon, beans and toats
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:04, archived)
# I really hope there is a toats image challenge soon.
It shall be deliciously themed.

And yes, I shall probably shit myself in my sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:05, archived)
# \o/
that's a nice suprise to wake up to :)

and I quite fancy some toats now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:05, archived)
# I just took a dump
And was incredibly paranoid that all of my amazing meal would come rocketing out of me.

Don't worry though, it's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:08, archived)
# it couldn't come out that quick
unless you are some kind of funnel-human
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:09, archived)
# It is possible
Allow me to direct you to this short story

One of the only stories I've read that actually makes my stomach turn =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:11, archived)
# haha
I had oxtail soup today

wonder what that would have looked like

oh I have sausages in teh freezer too, I should get them out to have tomorrow, that story reminded me of them :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:18, archived)
# Cor
I haven't had oxtail soup in yonks! =]

I also want some sausages for breakfast, but we have none =[

And am I weird for using the term snorkers to refer to sausages?

None of my friends have heard it, and I'm wondering who is the jackass...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:20, archived)
# snorkers sounds very ethnic
:)

I've not heard anyone use that term
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:24, archived)
# Aww poo =[
I love using the term "ethnic" with the finger quotes to describe ignorant people =]

Not that I'm calling you ignorant, it's mainly the media anyway, but I mean people who do things like describe a curry as being "ethnic food"...

OF COURSE IT IS, BECAUSE IT'S A FOOD RELATED TO AN ETHNICITY. JUST LIKE BEEF WELLINGTON WOULD BE AN ETHNIC FOOD AS IT IS RELATED TO THE BRITISH PEOPLES.

I get angry a lot =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:27, archived)
# personally I can't resist a bag of kets
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:29, archived)
# A bag of cats?
That sounds nice =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:29, archived)
# nowt like a bag of kets, it's good scran
traditional ethnic scran :D

oh and what could be more british than drowning something in curry!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:31, archived)
# Beating it first?
ASBO curry I think it's called.

Takes a few months for it to cool down too, and you can't have it in certain areas after 6pm.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:40, archived)
# I want a curry now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:45, archived)
# I just remembered, going back to the funnel-human thing..
My and a friend collaborated to create the idea of the ultimate shock site.

2 goatse 1 tub.

I shall let you work out what goes on, and then you may or may not want the curry any more =]

(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:50, archived)
# have nice chicken and pasta,
like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:55, archived)
# I've eaten =]
www.b3ta.com/board/7799376
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:57, archived)
# ah, yes, your cheesy feast.
i avoid cheese as it causes unfortunate anal blockages.
also, beans are the bad kind of evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:01, archived)
# Lovely =]
I enjoyed it though, and that's what matters.

I shall also have to depart now, as I'm fucking zonked and my eyes hurt to open them now.

G'NIGHT EVERYONE!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:06, archived)
# g'night!
enjoy your sleeps :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:10, archived)
# my eats were epic this night
Beans on cheese on sausage on toast. Epic.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 3:26, archived)
# THAT'S TOO MUCH GODDAMN CHEESE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:05, archived)
# YOU CRAZY GOD DAMN APES! YOU USED ALL THE CHESE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:06, archived)
#
TOO MUCH NOT ENOUGH
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:08, archived)
# It looks really sickly :(
I don't like cheese all that much when it's not melted
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:09, archived)
# do you ever get the urge to use a blowtorch on the cheese counter at the supermarket
thus creating an attractive display of melting orange gloop?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:10, archived)
# This is how creme brulee was invented
Science™
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:14, archived)
# The cheese on the toast is nice and melty
The rest did melt. It was in slabs because of boredom.

I cut up a little block into cheesy bricks and made a wall.

Next time, I shall make the cheese mahal.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:13, archived)
# YAAAAAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:36, archived)
#


/jk
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:03, archived)
# Haha
I hope this is real
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:05, archived)
# I have the whole thing somewhere... [/;-D
I'll edit in a link here when I re-find it.
edit:
   Like so!
   I think there is a better original,
   but this should do for re-use.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:08, archived)
# *loves*
Edit: Thankyou!

ALTHOUGH I MUST FUCKING KNOW WHAT 8, 9 AND 10 ARE!!!

*rips hair out*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:09, archived)
# *nails hair back on*
Now there, there, dont go getting so upset next time Mr P. I am sure an explanation will come along if you are patient.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:47, archived)
# But I don't want to have to find out what that language is
THEN translate it.

AND TRANSLATE IT BADLY, IN A COMICAL WAY =[

I must know!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:51, archived)
# 'im put 'im heart into it.
He wants that I are pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:06, archived)
# Like an ex girlfirend of mine
'Everytime, everyplace waiting for me!!'

*goes into PTSD episode*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:52, archived)
# 'allo folk
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:49, archived)
# yaaay
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:50, archived)
# what a nice set of teeths
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:50, archived)
# I SAY
That is rather woo.

A very upper class overbite.

(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:51, archived)
# hahaha
that's excccelllllent.

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:51, archived)
# WOW
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:54, archived)
# this is most
Eeeeeeexcelent!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:53, archived)
# Dio?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:51, archived)
# pip pip!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:52, archived)
# Ullo darlin'

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:52, archived)
# cups cups how many cups?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:55, archived)
# I know that Empire State Building!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:56, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:58, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:04, archived)
# Yay, frog time :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:59, archived)
# Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:59, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:59, archived)
# heh ace!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:11, archived)
# delivering obscene foodstuffs to customers
I'm a short-order cook. Unfortunately. I've got a new job and I'll be leaving this job only to come back a couple days a week for some extra cash.

Anyway, I really don't like working there when I'm not receiving tips, and most of the time the customers don't tip.

As the saying goes, don't mess with those who handle your food, so we're always trying to have a laugh in the kitchen.

This did go out to a customer like this. The company's spec is to put the cups of condiments to the right of the food in a case like this but:



got a laugh out of my co-workers at least
(dr3wrocks, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:46, archived)
# if you expect tips
then your prices are wrong and so are your wages
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:48, archived)
# indeed
that wiener cost some poor fuck $2.12, and I make $7.72 an hour making this tripe
(dr3wrocks, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:52, archived)
# aha.. see it's in $
now I have some sympathy

I am aware that it's a fucking pisstake to be any kind of food service staff in usa land

you all need to rise up and stab your bosses until minimum wage is actually the same as everyone else

and $7 yeek

yeek!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:53, archived)
# yeah
being responsible for the safety of someone's food seems like it'd be a more specialized task most people think.
(dr3wrocks, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:56, archived)
# i think you should have slid the hot dog down a bowling lane
in a much exaggerated sexual manner
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:59, archived)
# you mean someone has to actually order it, store it correctly, prepare it hygienically and dispose of it when it's out of date
that's crazy talk man!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:59, archived)
# did you not consider presenting the meal with the tray held at waist height
and instead of a sausage, your penis, stuffed into the bread roll

also, i expect this quite shocking looking meal cost some poor sod the earth, therefore, the urge to tip is somewhat lost
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:48, archived)
# im sure it was hilarious then
but it isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:48, archived)
# Indeed! Looks just like ballpark-food to me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:24, archived)
# now get a biro and change all the 'AMF's to 'OMG's.



edit: also, no part of that 'meal' has ever been within 100 yards of a kitchen. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:49, archived)
# add some LOLs for good measure
and maybe a WTF or two
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:52, archived)
# I'm sure it's well worth £20
"plus tips"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:52, archived)
# i think you expect it when the company only really provides for 8 year olds birthday partys and pissed teenagers
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:53, archived)
# stupid pissed teenagers
just feed them pebbles, they won't know any better
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:55, archived)
# looking at that abortion on a tray
i think a plate of pebbles would satisfy
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:57, archived)
# you'd be surprised
at our local demographic. it's mostly adults who come in to get utterly pissed, teenagers are too young to drink in the us anyway.

being shouted at by a 45 year old woman because we happen to be out of bud light in the pint bottles is something to behold.
(dr3wrocks, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:58, archived)
# two words
camera + youtube

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:50, archived)
# i found the hidden cock!
what did i win?
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:51, archived)
# You're
allowed to violently arse yourself with it for 10 minutes*


*and not a second more
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:52, archived)
# foodcocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:52, archived)
# This is fucking genius.
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:55, archived)
# pith!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:56, archived)
# Bowling alley food in cock-like composition shocker.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:57, archived)
# Bowling alley food in not very nice looking shocker
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:59, archived)
# the wrapper looks more edible
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:01, archived)
# am I the only one that wants a hotdog now?
even tho they are made out of chicken bones and sawdust?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:01, archived)
# needs more connective tissue
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:03, archived)
# add salt and fat
and a bit of hair
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:05, archived)
# mmm
Ginsters
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:07, archived)
# hmm, for that traditional ethnic taste!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:11, archived)
[challenge entry] They took their show to the West End.
(Westude, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:35, archived)
# BBC2's new Autumn flagship - FACT!!1
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)
# I UTTERLY DEMAND
that this be made in to an animation.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:19, archived)
# Batnobs!
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)
# Far too highbrow or entertaining for BBC3 comedy, certainly
*arranges funding*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)
# rattlerattlerattlerattlerattle
yay
/edit: can't wait for owl school.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:21, archived)
# it's in post-production as we internetspeak
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:28, archived)
# i'm glad to internetspeak
are you glad?
all have internetspeak now.
is future
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:30, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:36, archived)
# fucking kids! making leonfire in my substonee!
the bastards
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:39, archived)
# there goes my dream to open a drum shop in araha park
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:50, archived)
# fuck me sideways, that's good!
however, i now crave mystery pie.
possibly served for lunch in owl school.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:21, archived)
# WYH
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:24, archived)
# that is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:52, archived)
# bin dun i'm afraid :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:25, archived)
# hahaha, then it proves i was TRUE!
*runs to the cave*

*gloams*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:27, archived)
# What sort of action is "Gloaming"?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:30, archived)
# allow me to demonstrate!
*does it*


shit, that was technically more of a *mundge*. FAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:31, archived)
# lol you mundged!
why not try something simpler, like blibbing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:41, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:28, archived)
# Having just returned from
a concert tour with another eminent conductor, your use of Sir Simon Rattle earns you much clickage. Plus this is random and yet fucking hilarious.
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:25, archived)
# Wootastic
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:27, archived)
# Haha
I was just thinking how Cunting For Agatha that was. And lo! It was you!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:33, archived)
# Never before has the internets been used for such maximum greatness.
We can all go home now. Or do more.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:55, archived)
# I fucking love you.
That is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:28, archived)
# Alright, let me explain


(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)
# "these teeth are not yours!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)
# this confusing madness pleases me
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)
# GRAND.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:22, archived)
# CRAND
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:22, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:26, archived)
# lololol
ftw! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:29, archived)
#
I love your animations of little cartoon animals walking along. I believe I love the happy bouncing cat most of all, but this is probably a close second.

Please continue to make these... :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:25, archived)
# This^
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:27, archived)
# yay
I will try my best
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:27, archived)
# This rates an astonishingly high 398.2 on the cuteness scale
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:29, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:30, archived)
# I demand a collection of these in your profile!
Or on a separate website.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:29, archived)
# yay for bouncy chicken!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:40, archived)
# this chicken is doing a shit!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:41, archived)
# into my teas!
edit:right, nite nite b3tans. Sleepy tiems.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:42, archived)
# nite nite
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:47, archived)
# Haha!
Now it's a proper discomeats picture, it has pumping action :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 9:39, archived)
# cute overload!
great!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:34, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:27, archived)
# :)
and now it's somehow more sinister than cute
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:28, archived)
# let's SEX!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:30, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:38, archived)
# christ
attack of the 50ft blue penguin

i think i'd just lie down and accept my fate -- there's no way he's ever going to tire
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:31, archived)
# he's gonna give it a good go tho
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:34, archived)
# the poor guy
he's about to fall over as he is and that penguin's just relentless :(

anyway, i've been trawling through glasscocx and finally came up with this. www.b3ta.com/board/7661146 i wish there was an "i like this" button on archived stuff.

night night b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:40, archived)
# ntie ntie
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:49, archived)
# I think you are going to have to explain this one
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:22, archived)
# Really?
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:39, archived)
# hah
*SUPERMARIOBROTHERMINATION!*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:23, archived)
# Bush
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Notice some resemblance?
(misterfruitcake Minge, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:04, archived)
# WHAT ARE YOU DOING
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:05, archived)
# ^
I've seen these before?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:05, archived)
# 199something.. called.. something about wanting.. it's.. er.. dunno.. something.. back.. or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:05, archived)
# its plams?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)
# yes
we're going to plam like it was 1998™
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)
# i plam'd in '97
i was plamming before it was fashionable
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)
# i was there in 1994 at the first plam in a loft in new york city
i was there.
i was there.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)
# you see that loft?
that's mine, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:24, archived)
# make things please.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:05, archived)
# YOU'VE DEFERRED SUCCESS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)
# hahahaha
hahaha

I will use this at job interviews "I've been intensively deferring success" :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)
# If only we had some kind of document
A set of guidelines or something regarding what should be posted and where, perhaps.

Ah, it'll never exist.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)
# LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)
# Woo hoo
Where did you find that?

It's like an easter egg!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:18, archived)
# Yes! Like this:
www.b3tards.com/u/1628d80a69fd3a28d054/clive.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:21, archived)
# The cutest damn easter egg this side of Saturn!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:38, archived)
# Did you make that?
No? Well you shouldn't have used a new thread to post it. Or posted it at all, in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)
# That's
not the bush I'm looking for.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:11, archived)
# Ahh,,,
less than a year before USAians get to choose the puppet's new face.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)
# What an example of witty political humour
Never thought of doing that before
(Hagbard MacDougal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:18, archived)
# Cow club tiem


If you would like to join the cow club for next sundays /links band wagon , add this to your profile and join in the fun. Night all

And the picture was made by war3n3xt , much thanks and sexes.
(I helped save b3ta! Super piat I am the owl, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:59, archived)
# /links?
What is?

*clueless*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:00, archived)
# some kind of cult maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:01, archived)
# You will drink the cool aid
(I helped save b3ta! Super piat I am the owl, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:01, archived)
# hah! no I won't!
*stabs self to death in head so as to be rescued by aliens*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:03, archived)
# Bandwagon?
"all bandwagons are shit"
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:04, archived)
# even if like
there's a load of wagons with bands on, as part of some city celebration and someone is torching them and all the bandwagons are on fire?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:05, archived)
# No.
THAT would be cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)
# yeah
totally cool :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)
# Beauty The Ginger Basher!
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4VuT6Q_NO34


I was watching this last night and it really tickled me. It was made by my weird sister and don't ask my why she made this vid.

The embedding wouldn't work. =/
(misterfruitcake Minge, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:57, archived)
# I like the sound of this.
*waits*

edit: Yes, if you're wanting to embed a video that only works on the links board.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:58, archived)
# I'm putting in a request for b3ta form FAIL-26B
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:58, archived)
# Approved
*stamps with great big inky rubber stamp*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)
# \o/
We got official fail!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)
# read the faq?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:58, archived)
# what?
what.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:59, archived)
# WHAT!
What™
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:26, archived)
# LOL YOU TRIED TO EMBED IT
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:59, archived)
# "you can't embed vids"
"you'll just have to link"
"because streamin don't come easy"
"it's a game of READ THE FUCKING FAQ"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:00, archived)
# **Loads gun** theres phil colins around them hills boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:02, archived)
# There's something in the air tonight..
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:03, archived)
# travel back even further in time!
(it will go wobbly when this happens, do not be concerned)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:03, archived)
# theres genesis in those hills?
diana ross riding a donkey with an eagle for a bookstand?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)
# armed with fricken gattling laZers!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)
# hasty repost
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:05, archived)
# try harder surfeit of ants!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)
# i'm starting to believe you're a script
so fast is your response time
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)
# strong with the stupid am I
*throbs gently*

edit: either that or I have no life other than pressing F5
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)
[challenge entry] I hear their dulcit tones down my street all summer...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:57, archived)
# ceiling cat likes dulcit tonez
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:58, archived)
# I declare it MSpaint penguin time!
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:44, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:46, archived)
# lunchtiem!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:46, archived)
# That's adorable :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:47, archived)
# such a wonderful look of worry on his face/beak
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:47, archived)
# facebeak, the web 2.0 avian social networking site
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:11, archived)
# i've been thinking that ever since i posted the comment
and wondering whether to make it
i'm not going to bother, incidentally. so go ahead anyone at all
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:14, archived)
# ah
probably get sued

weren't they suing someone or getting sued

some fucker always wanting to sue someone else because they are a twat
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:29, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:50, archived)
# THIS GETS BETTER EVERY TIME I SEE IT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:59, archived)
# i know.
it's the feet or the ice-breaking teeth or something
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:01, archived)
# that pinguin is fully smug
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:47, archived)
# He just needs a croissant and glass of wine :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:50, archived)
# don't we all
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:51, archived)
# and that is the simple reason that smugbastard is so smug
both croissants and wine are really nice.
damn those french
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:56, archived)
# yes
damn them!

if only there was some way to defeat them
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:57, archived)
# Attacking usually seems to work :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:22, archived)
# a plan with no flaws or consequences!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:35, archived)
# fear teh undead mspenguin!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:48, archived)
# he looks bored.
maybe he's watching other birds flying around :(

undeads can want to fly too.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:48, archived)
# HE IS ONE
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:55, archived)
# HE IS A PENGUIN \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:58, archived)
# Apologies.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:54, archived)
# abstract, niiiiiice!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:55, archived)
# Something like that...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:59, archived)
# haha
your method of drawing lines is pretty much the exact opposite of mine
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:57, archived)
# What.... Rubbish?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:58, archived)
# thin&chaotic vs thick&smooth, ashally
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:01, archived)
# THIS WASN'T PLANNED!
*jetpacks into thread ASAP*
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:56, archived)
# WELCOME
THIS IS A HOME FOR RETIRED JETPACKING PENGUINS. PLS BE QUIET.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:58, archived)
# fuck yeah!
STONED ROCKET PENGUIN WILL FUCKING DESTROY THEM!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:04, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:23, archived)
# y... yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:41, archived)
# PUNGWY
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:57, archived)
# PENGUINS IN AN ALTERNATE WORLD
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:59, archived)
# ALTERNATE PENGUINS IN THIS WORLD
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:02, archived)
# this penguin is tripping, no?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:00, archived)
# No.
He's alone because his colouring is off
His tribe abandoned him
And no, I don't mean tribe, but I don't know what a group of penguins is called
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:00, archived)
# Flock?
they ARE birds
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:03, archived)
# Yes, but a flock of penguins sounds a bit wrong to me.
Mary once put "A herd of trees" in her english coursework.
We knew exactly when Ms Stephens was marking it by her sudden burst of laughter.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:04, archived)
# you're talking like we know who these people are, again.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)
# Callum knows who they are.
Well, Mary, at least. But Ms Stephens is obviously a teacher.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)
# flup.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:00, archived)
# Haha! I see it!
He must be Flap's cousin. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:01, archived)
# I MISSED IT =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:33, archived)
# NO YOU DIDNT.
PIXELPENGUIN IS YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 0:40, archived)

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