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(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:44, archived)
# SQUIDFACE HAS A SQUIDFACE.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:45, archived)
# LOLOL
SQUID!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:46, archived)
# Fucking squids
Coming over here, stealing our jobs...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:47, archived)
# Aww
He is doing sleepies.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:52, archived)
# Sleeping the sleep of ages.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:55, archived)
# kkkkssssssssskkkkkkkksshhhhhhhhh

ninja deletion!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:56, archived)
# (;,;)
i hear the call....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:15, archived)
# Simon says.....

......Flash!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:35, archived)
# Holy shizz!
I remember that Simon game! It wouldn't shut up though! Hahah

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:36, archived)
# I would really like one
but I'd probably want to mod it.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:37, archived)
# Hahah
How do you mod that?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:38, archived)
# With hammers!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:39, archived)
# Oohhhh.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:39, archived)
# I'd probably make the buttons wooly or something
and change the sound chips for something like the sound old ladies make when they see a small child falling over.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:40, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
Do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:41, archived)
# i liked the bopit
for the little beat it played in the background

www.thepocket.com/wavs/bopit.wav
(schnurricane, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:39, archived)
# its a good dance beat.
i've got the soundtrack.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:42, archived)
# AH-AHHHHHHH
SAVIOUR OF THE UNIVERSE
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:39, archived)
# red, yellow, blue, blue, blue, red, red, green....
S M A S H !

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:39, archived)
# SIMON SAYS TOUCH IT
TOUCH IT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:43, archived)
# Restraining order says he can't say that anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:57, archived)
# HELLO SIMON.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:44, archived)
# caramel toepath salamander
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:48, archived)
# die you fucking battery-eating mind-menace!
die! die!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:18, archived)
# Have a cute couple. I was learning to draw stairs.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Looks like they might be sitting outside target.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:14, archived)
# They look nice & happy
but I think her trousers may have slipped a tad ;)
ningles
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:17, archived)
# Hahah
:D

Hallo, you. How're you tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:19, archived)
# Just about to head back to bed
my sinususes sinuses have been playing merry hell...
then I took some drugs & my head went all funny
and they were legal :D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:24, archived)
# Hahah
legal drugs what make your head funny? Interesting...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:32, archived)
# Sitting targets more like.
*drive-bys*


[/;-P
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:19, archived)
# Pfft
Silleh!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:20, archived)
# What are they hiding?
I get nervous when people hide stuff from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:20, archived)
# They're not hidinh anything!
Don't be paranoid.


Guys, keep it hidden!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:22, archived)
# WHAT.

*twitches*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:23, archived)
# Nohting, dear.
Now drink your tea like a good boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:35, archived)
# They have hands!
You drew "stair", not "stairs" ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:21, archived)
# That's cos I cropped it, silleh!


:)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:22, archived)
# ahah
*imagines staircase over 3,000 steps high*
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:27, archived)
# It was about 3 steps high.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:37, archived)
# STAIRS ARE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS PLACES
I DO HOPE THEY ARE TAKING ALL NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS FOR SAFETY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:25, archived)
# I can only see a curb =[
However, it still looks nice.

I AM GOING TO TEST A HAT BRIEFLY, I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND

(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:28, archived)
# Good hat.
Approval rating is high.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:29, archived)
# Thankee
I cannot think of one for the octopus though =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:31, archived)
# It's the crop.
It was stairs...

I LIKE YOUR HAT IT IS A SUCCESSFUL HAT

How was your today, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:31, archived)
# Thankyou =D
My day was alrighty, not particularly interesting.

I think the most exciting thing to happen to me all day was that I organised the files in my "TO BE SORTED" folder into the appropriate folders.

I'M SUCH A FUCKING BADASS, IT HURTS SOMETIMES.

Yours?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:32, archived)
# Wow!
Sorting is pretty BADASS!

I had school. A lot of thinking. Like, French class and stuffs. And uhm...I managed yo get cat food on my freakin' awesome pants. xp
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:35, archived)
# Eww, thinking...
I never get cat food on me, my dad feeds the cat. I'm supposed to, but he does it.

I am secretly badass.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:41, archived)
# I knoww.
I hate thinking. I think...

Mum and mofaha are in England, and I'm staying with my dad, but I have to go feed the cats every morning and after school, too. I usually don't feed the cats. They're scared of me because I make to many big, sudden movements. *coughdancingthroughtthehouseallthetimecough*

Secretly? I thought everyone knew you were badass...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:43, archived)
# My cat hates me.
Probably because I can remember traumatising it.

My other cat ran away years ago, which is disturbing, mainly because he was too large to run in the first place.

I AM IN ENGLAND, I AM WELL COOL.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:45, archived)
# What did you do to it?
Possibly it walked away? Very stealthily? NINJA CATZ LOL!!!11!one!!!1eleventy!

England instamatically makes you cool. Fact. America does not. Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:48, archived)
# He was a bit of a ninja
But more like a slob. He would sit like a person, it was weird.

AND I JUST SAW THE FUCKING SCARIEST ADVERT.

Soemthing about ski trips in france, was fucking bizarre...

I should clean up the house in a bit, I've been ordered to do it by the morning, under pain of death.

Also, this advert has given me a fucking insane craving to listen to '70s motown...

I MUST STEAL THAT ALBUM =[

Edit, with the steps, its just a matter of perspective.

Horizontal lines get angled, vertical ones don't.

Sorta like this =]

     ________
    |________|
   /__________\
   |__________|
  /____________\
  |____________|
 /______________\
 |______________|
/________________\
|________________|

Not that you need the help, I just can't see the steps and feel like helping, because I just CAN sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:50, archived)
# Oooh.
What makes it a scary ad? Clowns?

Death? That seems a bit harsh.

ALSO AND RANDOM: I decided to listen to your band. You guys are really good. :]

EDIT: Thank you. It's sweet of you to always help me with mah drawrings (Spelled it that way cos I pronounce it that way).
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:55, archived)
# Thankyouuu =]
We've got a gig on the 4th and 22nd, then an acoustic set/radio interview on the 23rd =]

I'm still fecking about with the site, hopefully that's all we need to do for this year =]

And it was weird people doing the Can Can to some obscure music that made it scary. It was absolutely terrifying =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:59, archived)
# If I lived in England,
i would go see one of your gigs. Come do a US tour! ^_^ Hahah I'm just listening on MySpazz, but I'll check out the website.

Oh my. That does sound scary. But be not afeared. I'm sure they won't come out of the TV and kick you in face with a mighty can-can attack...probably...

(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:01, archived)
# I fucking hope they don't
It was scary as hell.

We will probably do some tours at some point, but we're all bloody poor/young and the like =]

We have to spread our gigs out as Rich, the drummer, is up at Leeds at the moment at uni.

It's a shame, I'm going there next year, but Kit isn't, he's going to London =[

Which does mean our gigs are seriously limited for the next 3 years, which is a bit shite =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:04, archived)
# Ahh
That's why the dates go from 4 to like, 22.

Oh no, so you can't play as many gigs when that happens? That sucks.

Also, I looked at your website and I must make some comments on the pictures:
1. Holy woah, long hair!
2. Some of those picture made me 'awww'
3. Your singer looks a tiny bit like Damien Kulash from OKGo

Do you guys have teenies??
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:12, archived)
# "Teenies"?
And he does a bit, you're right =D

I'm so glad OKGo made a comeback, I've been wishing for it for years.

I absolutely adored their first album, totally deserved the comeback ^_^

And yeah, I did have long hair, I still have it, it's just on my desk.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:18, archived)
# Teenies.
Yeah. Like www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=teenies the second definition.

Have the been around a while? I have to admit, I only heard of them a little before the treadmill dance became super popular.

On your desk? That would scare me a bit, if I had hair on my desk. What will you do with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:21, archived)
# I'm tempted to sell it to a wig maker
Don't know how much I'd get for it, but hey, might be worth a bit, there should be about a foot and a half, I didn't take it all off.

And yeah, OKGo have been around for YEARS, they did Get Over It back in like 2002, was their big hit over here, but they were just dismissed. Me and my brother LOVED them ever since though =]

I recorded/produced one of their songs for my Music Tech coursework, I've been meaning to dig that out, I think I have it somewhere around here!

We have a lot of teenie fans I guess, the gig on the 22nd is our 3rd or 4th gig at Barcode, a youth cafe for 11-18 year olds.

Apparently we are really popular there, but we have to sneak in a lot of our fans, as we have fans from 11 to 30ish (not including parents and their friends, who are always fans by default)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:29, archived)
# A foot and a half?
Damn! You could probably donate it to Locks of Love. that's what I did when I chopped all my hair off in 5th grade.

I remember Get Over It, actually. But I probably only heard it a bit recently.

Hahah wow. Sneaking fans. That's kinda crazy. Also, what does youth cafe mean? Is it like...Starbucks for littles or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:33, archived)
# It's basically to keep kids off the streets
Because Weston-Super-Mare is apparently a violent town, and kids that are on the street become chavs and kill people, or something.

It's great fun sneaking people that are over the age of 18 into a place where they're too old to get in to.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:37, archived)
# Hahah
sounds great! This town nearby me was the most dangerous city/town in America last year. x[

Hokay, time for me to shower, and then bed. I have a half day tomorrow, and then Thanksgiving break. Well, I won't be back tonight, so (for when you decide to go to bed, hahah) sweet dreams, sweet boy (Oh god I'm talking like Emmy xp).
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:44, archived)
# TOO MANY BRACKETS
I shall be off to bed in a moment too, I need to be up to go to the pissing cinema to keep Steph happy. Bit more cleaning up then I'll probably be off, so g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:46, archived)
# That hat is identical to the one that's been in my head for ages but I haven't made yet.
I'm very tempted to beg/borrow/steal it.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:52, archived)
# Take it =]
As long as it's not leeched, I don't mind ^_^

Share and share alike!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:14, archived)
# awwwww.....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:32, archived)
# :D
How're you, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:33, archived)
# Elephant!

(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:14, archived)
# oo thats cool!
cuh-lick
(I helped save b3ta! Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:15, archived)
# Well stone me never mind
That is bloody wonderful!
*clicks*
I wouldn't mind a mahoosive-sized one of those to hang on my wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:17, archived)
# yes i want one too.
tell him to give them to us.
(schnurricane, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:18, archived)
# Oh alright then
Dear Mr/Ms Twitchin'

Give us a big one of those please.

Thank you

'pot
x
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:21, archived)
# Thanks a much!

I'm starting a little series. I hope you all like em'
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:21, archived)
# My loins are girded for more splendidness
Edit:

Was that done digitally?

I don't recall seeing the "Jackson Pollock" button on MS Paint for the splashy bits.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:22, archived)
# Yeah.
Bit of a cop out. But I like the end effect.
Maybe I'll get the real paints out if I can clear a space amongst the crap.

You'll find Pollocks under View.
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:26, archived)
# aaaaaah
oh you'll itch for this.



(i figured "burn" was to extreme.)
(schnurricane, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:39, archived)
# WOOOOAH!
coolest thing i've seen anywhere in a long time
(schnurricane, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:17, archived)
# crikey
that's a bit good
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:17, archived)
# This is most woof yer kipper
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:18, archived)
# Art!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:19, archived)
# He looks hungry.
*proffers a peanut*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:21, archived)
# That's really cool.
Inks! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:21, archived)
# nice style
reminds me a bit of the oddbins illustrations
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:23, archived)
# More of this kind of thing!
You talented bastard!

Seriously, that's good art.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:28, archived)
# Freakin ace =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:29, archived)
# Very nice indeed sir.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:33, archived)
# Scary! and also EXTREMELY AWESOME
 
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:42, archived)
# FUUUuuuuuuuUHHCK.
And there's me thinking I was going to get some sleep...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:13, archived)
# that's fucking gorgeous.
you should ask people for money if you give that to them.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 5:48, archived)
# awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:44, archived)
# please can i buy this?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:34, archived)
# Glorious
Although as always I fear for your sanity.
(Neo Nervosa, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:04, archived)
# Just going through old pics on my computer..
Found this, god knows what I was on.


Click for bigger (330KB)
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:07, archived)
# Hi, I'd like to file an application for Unseeing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:09, archived)
# I hope the queue isn't long.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:11, archived)
# Excuse me for the TJ
but I have just been notified of the completion of the first entrant in the Jaffa Cake challenge.

Vomiting was involved (after the event).
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:12, archived)
# I only just discovered it
I had a quick gander at the calendar and thought "FUCK ME, THAT SOUNDS ACE!"

I read it to my Dad, as he was in the room and wondered why I had that "FUCK ME, THAT SOUNDS ACE!" look about me, and he thought it was a stupid idea.

What a cock, I'll show him.

I SHALL BE GETTING THE CAKES TOMORROW, AND THEN WORKING OUT A WAY TO PHOTOGRAPHISE IT
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:13, archived)
# I do not want to promote bulemia
But I strongly suggest that once you have finished you stick your fingers down your throat.
That is if you don't already vomit spontaneously.

I think people are going to realise that it may sound easy and they may even complete the challenge but the cakes make make a sudden and violent reappearance.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:15, archived)
# Hmm.
Well, I shall have it for breakfast.

That will make it all better ^_^

I think you are a devious genius for concocting this by the way =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:26, archived)
# I can't remember how it started
but I don't think I can take all the credit for it. I think somebody planted the seed and erm.. let me check the original post.
Edit: Glasscock is still borked.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:39, archived)
# On the buses..
..look at her closer.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:13, archived)
# Dear Santa
Free Image Hosting
(resistanceisfutile, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:57, archived)
# yar
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
*buys twelevty*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:00, archived)
# hahahaha
nice
(schnurricane, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:01, archived)
# What's that in the eyepatch?
Edit: I'm heading off to bed now, night all.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:04, archived)
# Haha
Awesome =]

Don't mind, me testing a hat by wiping an old floppy disk...

(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:09, archived)
# *Pirates*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:11, archived)
# *cunts in the fuck*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:11, archived)
# *is sore*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:28, archived)
# *Covets*
I didn't know that pirates had a need for a saw and a pointy stabby thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:13, archived)
# IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL WITH THAT YOU'LL LOSE AN EYE
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:45, archived)
# INTERCONTINENTAL CHEESY GRIN TIME!
with apple
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:46, archived)
# haha nice
(schnurricane, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:48, archived)
# he's a muscleman jesus apple.
his boyfriend is a carrotface. I can't find the picture i drew of them when i do i'll scan it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:49, archived)
# I AM LOVING THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:50, archived)
# SO AM I
Evening blokey
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:53, archived)
# Evenin'!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:57, archived)
# I just got 1200 gold + a piece of armour
on Neverwinter Nights.
And by that I mean the guy gave me 900g for completing a competition, and I "persuaded" him to give me the rest.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:58, archived)
# WHAT?!
BACK WHEN I WAS YOUNG THERE WERE 240 PENNIES IN A POUND.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:03, archived)
# THESE DAYS THERE ARE 100 PENNIES IN A SQUID
AND A THOUSAND SQUIDS IN A MECHANICAL POSTER-FACTORY
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:05, archived)
# IN MY DAY WE USED STEAM TO MECHANISE SQUID.
FREAKING STEAM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:08, archived)
# top stuff doctor
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:52, archived)
# He needs a handkerchief.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:53, archived)
# he already has a moustache.
why would he need a handkerchief, too?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:54, archived)
# because he is a cuntass
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:55, archived)
# i bet he has a dick in his weiner.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:56, archived)
# good lord no!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:57, archived)
# What are the chances!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:56, archived)
# an ass and a cunt and a cuntass
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:58, archived)
# Because he is a cuntass
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:56, archived)
# Haha mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:57, archived)
# THAT'S SOME QUALITY GODDAMN MINDPISS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:50, archived)
# Pomme de terrorist?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:16, archived)
# tomato? pepper?
I NEED TO KNOW!
damn you
is most good, good doctor :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:20, archived)
# IT IS APPLEDUDE.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:58, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:43, archived)
# haha!
Safety Notice: Cut holes before applying product.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:48, archived)
# HAHA.
Clickage for sure!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:50, archived)
# nicely done
one i'd been meaning to make:
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:53, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:59, archived)
# yes, i saw
got a good response, did it?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:01, archived)
# As good as "effortless" could get.
But it was a laugh!
I spent most of the night carrying Kelly around on my back, though.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:03, archived)
# Now that's a good costume
I like the way it goes out of date one day before Hallowe'en - a subtle touch...
(Ovaltina, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:47, archived)
# got me chuckling out loud in the office
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:20, archived)
# Hahahahahah
It took me a few seconds to get that.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:26, archived)
# That's
because you would never need one :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:44, archived)
# Hmm borderline
Well done on the front page Mr Would!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:47, archived)
# No way borderline!
*hugs*
*gets arrested.........again*

EDIT: I've seen your pic, HUBBA HUBBA :¬0 Phhhoar!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:01, archived)
# Pffffff
Me likey.
(Tivert, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:55, archived)
# greatest lay i ever had.
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)
# bored bored bored bored bored

(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:43, archived)
# ORF WITH HIS HEAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:20, archived)
# I'd like to die now
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:31, archived)
# jesus christ
(schnurricane, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:33, archived)
# CHIGGA!
g'nite b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:39, archived)
# nite nite
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:42, archived)
# HIS ASS!
ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:41, archived)
# what ha haaa.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:48, archived)
# I read that in Sideshow Bob's voice in my head.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:53, archived)
# HOLY CRAP
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:49, archived)
[challenge entry] The Raggy Dolls got into the games industry
(The Entity Remembered his login details on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:25, archived)
# ...dolls like you and me
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:27, archived)
# might as well J U M P !
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:33, archived)
# 8.7 7.5 8.0 7.4
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:34, archived)
# 4 mY L0v3
JUMP IN!
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:37, archived)
#



more about science: youtube.com/watch?v=DQaF4YXCXsc
(schnurricane, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:59, archived)
# Zymes zymes zymes zymes!
Splendits
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:01, archived)
# I don't know much about art but I knows what I likes
and I likes this
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:01, archived)
# don't listen to him people
enzymes are a figment of all of your imaginations - they do not exist. there is no reason to panic
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:02, archived)
# But I've already soiled myself.
I don't want it to go to waste if I find out this is all a hoax!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:03, archived)
# never fear
the enzymes will clean up
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:50, archived)
# yes, enzymes are a myth
instead, we rely upon the science of inteligent self digesting science science

which is a scientific fact unlike enzymes which are unproven due to an absence of real scientific evidence
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)
# well what do you call that up there?
fake scientific evidence?

i'm willing to debate. i'm willing to debase, deface, suitcase and erase.
(schnurricane, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)
# well, if you read the good book, specifically
Boets, 11:13:69 "And lo"

which I feel completely destroys your argument
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:11, archived)
# polymerase
(schnurricane, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:19, archived)
# lies lies!!!
*puts a sticker on the polymerase* "THIS POLYMERASE IS ONLY AN INCORRECT UNPOPULAR THEORY"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:21, archived)
# mayomustardaise
(schnurricane, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:23, archived)
# hmm, what you need
is a week at a special mindcontrol happy camp where you can be forced to obeylearn all about the whatever we made up to control youtruth of everything!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:25, archived)
# there's no real evidence for it
but it's a scientific fact
/drfox
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)
# indeed, in Tiddles, 2:4:68 "And so on"
how can any rational person disagree!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:13, archived)
# i hope this book exists
i would pay monies for it
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)
# I will write it
and shout about it in market places "I used to kill people in the face and I went to jail, then I found 'this book of made up stuff' and my imaginary friend guides me! he can guide you too!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)
# huh...
* stops to listen *
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:18, archived)
# * becomes a disciple *
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:19, archived)
# Fancy some dinner?
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:19, archived)
# cor
\o/

I'm a cult!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:19, archived)
# * betrays *
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)
# don't you have to hang yourself and explode now?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:21, archived)
# KERBLAMMO!
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:22, archived)
# isn't that some other religion
or have you mixed two
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:23, archived)
# They're all pretty much the same though aren't they?
Just with a different superhero in charge of things
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:24, archived)
# yeah
they just want your compliance

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:25, archived)
#
bible.cc/matthew/27-5.htm
and
bible.cc/acts/1-18.htm
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:32, archived)
# tell us what we should do, oh lord
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)
# *thinks: with great power comes great responsibility*
you must run into the street and burn things!

those that stop you are heretics! you must tickle them and take their shoes!

then burn the shoes!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:26, archived)
# OMG! HE'S DRYING UP!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:28, archived)
# BANANAAAAAAS!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:32, archived)
# BEEFS ARMS AT 100% OPTIMAL FUNCTION!!!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:42, archived)
# *runs into the street and bums things*
i have started with a cat.
lo, for it is said in the words of the prophet and also by spiderman's dead uncle
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:28, archived)
# This is great...
but I can't figure out why.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:02, archived)
# Looks like science to me
: D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:04, archived)
# it has compliwords in
therefore must be
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)
# haha
this is some serious science!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)
# I know loads about art, and lack enthusiasm for my own preferences
but I like this.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)
# this is the bomb
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:19, archived)
# eyo!
(schnurricane, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)
# yo! i especially especially
like the airline pilot's angry face.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:24, archived)
# yeah i think that makes it too
can't claim credit for that though

i didn't quite know how to draw an airline pilot so i googled and i thought he was the funniest one. but i didn't trace it! though i didn't make it up either. fucking curmudgeon with an enzyme on his upper lip.

oh god i just realized i forgot the fucking piece of his glasses that goes to his ear
(schnurricane, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:26, archived)
# This isn't just any bomb
This is a Marks and Spencer chocolate and nail bomb, packed with the finest explosives hand-picked by top Libyan arms dealers and carefully put together by Russian scientists...

mmmmmmmmm
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:22, archived)
# This explains everything.
Thank you Science!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:30, archived)
# I see.
*makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:58, archived)
# hahahahah
brilliant
(schnurricane, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:59, archived)
# good lord!
It's a schnurricane!
How are thou, schnurricane?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:00, archived)
# i am fandamntastic
how's the shiny life of the neville?
(schnurricane, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:01, archived)
# It's rather shiny!
Although scuffed in places, and I dribbled some jam on it earlier. But otherwise splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:03, archived)
# glad to hear it
i just ate a delicious meal, so that's something too!
(schnurricane, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:04, archived)
# That is fantastic. I might
go and have a cup of tea and watch Bones. The television programme, and not actual bones HAHAHAHAH that would be abnormal

(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)
# starring emily deschanel?
her face is clearly full of bones but still very attractive.


[hahaha! it has no definition! it means nothing! brilliant.]
(schnurricane, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)
# That's the one
I imagine you could create a nice sheet-metal sculpture by using the angles of her head for leverage
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)
# hahaha
(schnurricane, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)
# hmm, leverage, that's just posh for levers
hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)
# amazing
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:13, archived)
# having been obsesed
with mariokart double dash for the last 6 months, this pleases me enormously.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:18, archived)
# Every day I wake up and think
'I hope The Neville posts something on b3ta today'. If he does, I do a little dance.

DANCING! DANCING! DANCING!
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:01, archived)
# ahhaaa
*margates*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:02, archived)
# THIS FILLS ME WITH LUST
LUST FOR SLIPPERS
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:03, archived)
# plums!
then nurgles and faucets! i mean, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)
# hahaha christ
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)
# CHRIST?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:11, archived)
# but what if I'm really clumsy and unable to control my jesus
what then?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:14, archived)
# oh my god i was crippled by this
(schnurricane, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)
# how many tiny jesuses?
can dance on the head of a pin?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)
# Albatros!
*plinttistates*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)
# huge throbbing foyer!
making infantile slurping noises!

stop your interminable racket, you big foyer!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)
# ha ha ha ha !
i love this
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:11, archived)
# loving it
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:33, archived)
# That's ace
he reminds me of The Splund in Trap Door

*clcik*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:10, archived)
# Sausage!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:46, archived)
# SAUSAGE?!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:46, archived)
# SAUSAGE!
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:47, archived)
# SAUSAGES!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:48, archived)
# WALL'S!
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:56, archived)
# SAUSAGE!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:48, archived)
# WUrST!
(minus umlaut)
(I helped save b3ta! Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:50, archived)
# ICH HABER HUNGER
(but no Durst)
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:52, archived)
# Fred Durst?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:55, archived)
# after having looked up the word to see
it's even more amusing that, translated, his name means 'fred thirst'
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:59, archived)
# Indeed, on that subject...
www.b3ta.com/board/7779692
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:59, archived)
# MITT MILCH!
MITT MILCH! MEIN FRUHSTUCK MITT MILCH!
(minus umlaut)
(I helped save b3ta! Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:58, archived)
# don't knock
wurst...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:57, archived)
# your sig
best article headline ever
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:57, archived)
# And by Steven Wells, no less
Actually, come to think of it, I think I got it from one of the comic strips that Swells used to write for the NME every Christmas. Ah, those were the days.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:59, archived)
# THAT IS NO SAUSAGE!
:O.

(Also.. Can anyone speak german here who might be able to translate a text?)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:58, archived)
# Quite possibly
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:02, archived)
# 'Shit the Bed'


Click for bigger (79KB)


b3y m3
(I helped save b3ta! Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:43, archived)
# Yaay
At least one of them must be shouting or thinking "HURRRRR!"
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:47, archived)
# Brrrrappppp
tik ing paaa roooolll cak chak labba fresh chos=
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:48, archived)
# christ
The cat's whaling again!
(I helped save b3ta! Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:52, archived)
# they're allowed to for scientific purposes
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Sword Pains
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)
# OH NO :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)
# yeah man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:38, archived)
# AXED
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:40, archived)
# he axed him nicely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:40, archived)
# VIBRATING IS MAKING YAYS HAPPEN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:42, archived)
# this is the thing, it happens! what's a thing? crazy thing!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)
# I don't see the image:(
poos
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:45, archived)
# *poos*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:47, archived)
# poos
that is a badness

this host is usually good, but sometimes it is sickly

today it is good, there is blight on the routers in some place, blight I say
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)
# I have enjoyed this picture
to its utmost

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)
# this provides me with juices
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)
# more layerd tennis.. make it better! go on !!


SPOILER BELOW

bear wins of course.. its a fucking bear versus a crow FFS..
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:31, archived)
# WHAT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:32, archived)
# WHERE!
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:33, archived)
# THERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:33, archived)
# SPARE!
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:32, archived)
# looks like the header for a blog
actually, what i'm thinking of is this
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:36, archived)
# thats funny cos of this!
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:42, archived)
# hiiiiiii yaaaaaa

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:38, archived)
# ok...
dare i ask??
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:41, archived)
# no i havent fucked her!!
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:42, archived)
# i see your jaffa cakes
and raise you a 10oz rump steak(exta rare) and a giant shitload of extremely buttery mash and a ton of cabbage.
*feels slightly green*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:46, archived)
# um...
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:49, archived)
# good yet size of moon
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:51, archived)
# That's no moon
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:04, archived)
# thats shit.
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Just dug out my old CD collection and noticed this
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)
# hahaha
how ironic
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)
# Hand in My Poo?
maybe that's why she needed a knife?
(LargeDoner, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)
# ten thousand spoons would be better for faecal scooping
you'd still have some left over for a clean cuppa afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)
# better than fork handles anyway
www.b3ta.com/questions/toilets/post38972
(LargeDoner, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:28, archived)
# Noticed what sorry?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)
# Happy Dandle Cay!
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:28, archived)
# I've got my 6 year birthday coming up very soon
But what the hell is the BBC up to with the on this day site.

1945: Nuremberg trial of Nazis begins

1995: Diana admits adultery in TV interview

1975: Spanish dictator Franco dies

1978: Liberal MP accused of murder plot

1992: Blaze rages in Windsor Castle

Nothing good ever happened on this day or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:32, archived)
# *points 1975 entry*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm7ddqkgzFw
(LargeDoner, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)
# ok but it wasn't good for him though.
Death, disaster and scandal. That's what we leave behind for the future to rememebr?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:52, archived)
# sounds like the 'events through history' images
in the start credits to quantum leap
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)
# and then he spends the whole episode keeping a cafe open or something like that
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:39, archived)
#
1973: Harry and Barbara Denning successfully keep their cafe open in Peoria, Illinois
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:44, archived)
# \o/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Many Happy B3tans Returns!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:32, archived)
# hand in my poo?
piss
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)
# Hand in my piss?
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)
#
*pisses all over your poo stained hand*
(LargeDoner, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)
# well,
i suppose that is cleaner
its a question to ask yourself, i suppose. if you had poo over your hand, and no water, would you piss on it to clean yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:32, archived)
# I would piss on my hand to clean it
But only if your mum wasn't there to lick the shit off ;)
(LargeDoner, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:35, archived)
# piss is sterile
unless you've got one of those icky yeasty infection things.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:36, archived)
# I don't get it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)
# I've RISed all down my leg now!
WARNING!
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)
# Wake up?
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:27, archived)
# curse you!
you've reminded me how much i love that c.d and i've lost my copy!
curse you double for going to see his royal trollishness when i can't!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:27, archived)
# Pfffft =P
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:29, archived)
# overhead fee?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:32, archived)
# arf!
subtle, was RIS-ing for a mo
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:32, archived)
# RIS
unless it's the yellow face in the bottom right corner...
(AshTeamRacing, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:41, archived)
# Aha!
I see it.
Woo and Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:47, archived)
# Special Iraq edition
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)
# hahaha
Nice
WARNING!
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)
# I was hoping for more maths related humour
but the lovely pootling makes up for it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:49, archived)

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