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I haven't double dipped since 2003.

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sof sof, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)

hahaha

yay for semi revenge

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)

Is that a bear/mohammed hybrid?

How rare

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)

you are a nawty

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)

You made me do wide grin.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)

Then my Friday is complete

P.S. Cockfish.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)

soon your journey to the Friday will be complete

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)

Not as quick as I'd blooming like it

I'm driving* to Wales (in a Landrover before you ask) after work

*being driven, actually

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)

Where in Wales?

I like Wales. :)

(Pachey, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)

Well I'm staying with mates in Barry

then visiting me Mam in Rhondda, and probably going out in Caaardiff on Sat night.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:28, archived)

There's a Wale in the Tha...

No, that's not quite right.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:35, archived)

don't forget your regulation pot noodle supplies

/thanks again for the gaz yesterday about the article - I had a result today :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)

ooh, GAZ IM ME!

/ and don't be cheeky. One word - Norfolk ;¬)

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)

I shall do in a bit, a FINE result

just got to nip out, so gaz will be sent laters :)

cheers again

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)

\o/

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)

haha!~

your sig sounds like your occupation. You know, like Magnum - PI.
Or Wendy Carstairs - Receptionist.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)

*dangles bait*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)

haha!~

*fishes for cock*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)

There won't be much

prophet in this..

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blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)

Repost?

But I like it...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)

:D :D

that story is possibly the most ridiculous thing ive ever heard.

_{may not be true}

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)

and they wonder why

we make cartoons about them!

(londoner, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)

i yi yi yi yi!

*burns soft toy department*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)

I just burst out laughing

in my office...

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sof sof, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)

We* like to call that an Office LOL

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)

hahahaha

I love all versions of the batman anim - and this made me Office Snort :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)

hahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)

office LOL!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:24, archived)

*prints*

*sends to newspaper editor in Sudan*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)

Hahaha

Noice!

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)

bored again

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)

lol cat is not lolling

There is a message in this for all of us.

*clicks every pixel looking for it*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)

*thinks deep thoughts*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)

What is that cat on the right doing?

And why are you wearing a black armband?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)

SEE! NOONE CARES ABOUT THE NUDITY!!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)

I do

www.b3ta.com/board/7832211

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)

... both cats have had captions stuck to them to make them look like the internets

but cats don't like that really - the one on teh right is rolling around trying to get his caption off, the one on the left is unhappy...

my black arm band is because today is probably Debbil's last day, although she says she might pop in on Monday morning...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)

It can be nasty, that popping

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)

yes -- but once you stop you can't p... wait, that's not right

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)

More questions

1. Why is she leaving B3ta?
2. Aren't I enough for you?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)

1) she's moving to Goa for good

2) you're all I'll ever need, but I'm still sad she's going.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)

Aaah

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)

how are ya anyway?

I got a bit of bad news today - I might be moving offices... which might mean less b3ta time

*yikes*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:24, archived)

Oh blimey no

I am still full of OKness thanks and was quite full of wellness until I discovered I had to work this weekend.

What about you? Are you planning to go to a discotheque and get down this weekend?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:34, archived)

not this weekend

I'm working in the office on Saturday and Sunday I think (sux)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)

Because if he wasn't, he'd be naked

ooooh pwned

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)

the band accentuates my nakedness

like as if I was only wearing socks and nothing else...

what did you learn at school today dearie?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)

today I leanred Godwin's Law

"As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one."

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)

and yet your profile says

4 years 8 months and 4 days

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)

I've been using the internet a lot longer than THAT even... I first started probably in about 1993/4 when I was doing my GCSEs

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)

sorry thats better

Click for bigger (220KB)

(kingwu, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)

mohahahahah

mmed

(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)

hahaha

genius

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)

how ridiculous

that would never happen...

oh...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)

i have this sensation of déjà vu

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)

oi oi

I see you am going to the amsterdam bash. how are you getting there? I am sorely tempted.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)

I'm not sure yet

I might have to go to Utrecht for work at some point, and I was thinking about making it happen at the same time. Otherwise, I haven't figured it out yet.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)

hmm... ok

I'll look into it, I'd probably be flying from Leipzig, so I'll give you a shout if I come across a good option.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)

please do.

I just checked but it looks expensive. An alternative would be renting a car.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)

ok.

I'll look further into it... might even be some mitfahrgelegenheiten...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)

ooooh

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)

oooh?

you tempted by the dam, pet? will you be my gelegenheit?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:28, archived)

Just checked the calendar

Although I would love to be your Gelegenheit, I wanted to try and make it to Dr. When's bash on the 9th - and if any, I could only manage 1...

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)

Fastest repost eva*

*probably not, but still fast

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)

You could have TJ'd

But I still like it ;)

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)

bad gif bad

well the gif wasnt working (newbie alert) so i thought ild storyboard it like they do in the films.

(kingwu, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)

The gif worked for me

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)

repost

ill repost it again just to be sure.....

(kingwu, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)

Not in a new thread.

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)

He can do what the hell he likes

Who do you think you are, HERRMANN GÖRING???

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)

SICH HEIL

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)

Needs Improvement.

SEE ME.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)

Is that you in your profile?

(The first picture)

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)

*checks*

Yes

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:24, archived)

I see you!

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)

I appear to have been transformed into Jeff Lynne trapped in Bill Oddie's strapon twitcher

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)

Haha

I had this joke with a friend of mine where I pretended I had a telescope for spying on people, anywhere, and said that she should dance around naked more often, and made her this:

And she was very angry.

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)

Silly moo

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:34, archived)

I'm not sure if you mean me or her.

But we both are, so that's alright.

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)

eh?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)

nice

now I'm giggling like a loon

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)

hull special needs children shirley?

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Just Flange, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)

I noticed today that the motto of my local high school

appears to be 'Aim High', which i initially thought was some sort of play on words on the name of the school.

If I ever inaugurate a high school, i'm going to call it 'so fucking'.

*wanders off muttering*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)

It's instructions to those on a shooting spree.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)

That's what I always thought with that government campaign about going to Uni

"don't stop, aim higher!"

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)

Kinda like the discount furniture place down the road?

Sofa King!

Because our prices are Sofa King low!"

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)

Haha, there's one of those in Northampton too!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)

Even better!

Sofa King High

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)

Billwitchdoctor.com

repeat after me:

... we are Sofa King, we tarred Ed

now - say fast, not too fast, lose it's meaning!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)

Those mystic phrases of our youth...

Oh Wa
Tah Jer
Kyam

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)

O_O

hahaha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)

How unprofessional and inappropriate.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)

Why thank you!

Nice to be recognized in one's own lifetime.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)

www.bryanarmengraham.com/music/box/sofaking.mp3

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)

Debs! Debs! Debs!

*hugs*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)

hey Trelly!

*mwah*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)

It was him or the glass..

Who would break first?

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blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)

COCKFISH

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)

I say Herr Gonads, you seem to have pissed on my mind!

Pffft, I said "Herr Gonads"!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)

\o/

In other news I shall be going to this year's work xmas party as Nosferatu, 1922 version.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)

Will you be posting photos?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)

For sure!

unless the costume turns out shite

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)

~~unless~~ especially if

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)

pfft!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)

Noshferatu

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)

Haha

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)

He comes in the night to feed off the spunk of the living

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)

silent?

with live piano music?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)

hammered dulcimers FTW!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)

Yay!

Yep. Even the dulcimers around here get drunk.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)

i usually go for the drunken secretaries....

christmas parties FTW

(I will miss mine this year :( )

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)

I'm going to have someone hired to throw dust in people's eyes as I approach

for that silent movie grainy feel

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)

pffffft

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)

cool!!

get a pic for us!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)

Cor, that's nicely done!

Cockfish =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)

keep at it!!

it's just about to go!
cock fish!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)

Jawfish!

/ichthyopedantry blog

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)

soon to become

brokenjawfish. Anyway it's a blenny.
:@ p

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blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)

I stand corrected!

*stands, corrected*

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)

Put the Tippex Down!

Step AWAY from the Tippex!!

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blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)

teh heh :D

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)

Your fish worries me

Can we get him some Prozac?

Now jacking a thread because little five minute sketches aren't worth a thread of their own.

Hello again to any old timers who might remember me. I appear to be back.

(Kezza, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)

That's not only worth its own thread,

but worth a *click* too

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)

^ This.

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Monty Propps, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:24, archived)

That's pretty ace!

Also, I think I remember you. Hello!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)

Yay! I feel loved. Or at least not forgotten.
Any important memes I've missed in the last year or so?

(Kezza, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)

Nah...

In fact, there's only been about 4 or 5 new posts - you might recognise some of the ones at the bottom of the page now!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)

thats lully!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)

I don't remember you

but don't let that stop you from posting this sort of thing. Lully!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)

Five minutes?

Bastard.

That would take me many months of going to art classes first to even get slightly that good.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)

And where have you been?

Assuming it's the same Kezza, we need more EPG...

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)

Yep that's me.

Hmm, haven't drawn her in ages... I'll give it a shot tomorrow sometime.

(Kezza, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)

welcome back

once this place has its teeth in you its damn near impossible to stay away!
:)

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)

Why hello there

You back for a visit, or for a stay?

I still have the scar from your wild girl's bite, though I also still have the cow she gave me. Mmm.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)

Was that a "Herbert the Pervert" style "Mmm"?

/Family Guy

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)

Well... although she gave Jessie one

Ellis ate the other cow herself.

(Kezza, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)

Permanently I think

Ever since I left due to silly workloads my attempts to learn drawing got really infrequent :(

How is juicy cow by the way?

(Kezza, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)

It's not just fish who feel that way...

cockfish

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)

I love these!

Woo!

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blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)

COCK

fish

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)

She looks exhaused!

/meh

Woo pic!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)

Yeah, i know, it's rubbish.

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ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)

Why do we want it then?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)

...then why post it?

/irony

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)

Send it to worth1000!

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)

This one's worth about 6.

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)

Arf!

Or is that Alf?

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)

I know an Alf..

he likes 12 year old girls.
Maybe it was Alf who made this thread.
Hello Alf! *waves*
Ironically, he's an ex-policeman

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)

Blimey, how did you make that 122kb?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)

Your decimal places OK there Prof?

I make it a whisker over 12.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)

I think the prof forgot to carry the 2

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)

Maybe I was just fucking with you ;)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)

BAN THIS SICK FILTH NOW!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)

^ this

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)

it's not rubbish,

to be honest i wish i could shop like that...

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)

even more rubbisher

www.b3ta.com/board/7825529

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)

I think the seams

on mine are ever so slightly more detectable than yours ;)

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ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)

Awesome

FP this now!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)

Where are the

Seem Horses when you need them?!

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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)

Sorry, I wasn't concentrating

I wasn't concentrating

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)

Yay!

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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)

bored

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)

*does a little tap dance*

god this day is going SLOW!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)

*fires up webcam and lowers undergarments*

*remembers is at work*
*gets fired*
*non profit*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)

Good to see the quality ethic hasn't

slipped while I've been away.

Ok.. here's a little jokette.

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blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)

haha

i likes dat

(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)

I'm on strike

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)

You need a job first

oh.. come on, it was funny :D

*hug*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)

*entertains*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)

*rocks out*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)

When you've had enough of that, step into the quiet room for a while...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)

*chills*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)

"Oy, Tyson - you pussy!"

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blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:43, archived)

awwwwwww...

*click*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)

Heh

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)

i like the black eye

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)

*wants to eat his children*

WOO YAY

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)

I didn't know you had children

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)

I don't

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)

ANTIPAEDO

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)

Uncle Rapist's wife?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)

Not anymore

He ate them 7 minutes ago

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)

ah!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)

Hey bay-bee!

What's shakin' darlin'?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)

hey hey Heff!

it's all shakin', baybeee!

*shakes*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)

erectifies!

here come all the boys to the yard...

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)

Kittens are wusses.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)

thats lully!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)

SPYDER ICON!!! woo

and woo to the lully pic

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)

aha!

did you get me a sammich?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)

Yeh, dya wannit?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)

spider icons.

only available to the ancient.

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blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)

Much like Alzheimers and Incontinence.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)

hmmm

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:43, archived)

Arf!

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blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)

hahaha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)

I knew that looked familiar

TOABW?

Edit: and you cropped my tag off!

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LP, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:28, archived)

hahahaha ha

excellent

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)

hahahahaha

*does all dough on a whale call centre*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)

nice one.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)

Life's a beach and then you die

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:43, archived)

positively spiffy

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)

absolutely capital

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)

bogusly splendiferous!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)

marginally aqueous!

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)

Oooh!

Woo!
Is he related to Hector (of eponymous house fame?)

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blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)

Is this acceptable to Islam?

Edit: No bears were harmed in the making of this pearoast.

(empois, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)

thats some impressive

lurking ! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)

Hello Rev!

*manhugs*

You well?

I'll sort you out a photo over the weekend, m'kay?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)

Is the rev gonna make you look all nasty, like?

I was thinking at lunch how lucky Miss Prof is, you're a most lully man. Er, just saying, like.

Er, football, shagging birds, etc.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)

Cor, you were thinking about me at lunch?

Yay! Maybe in another life, eh?

Er, yeah! Football and suchlike...

Don't let her hear you calling her Miss Prof! =D

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)

'They'

liked 20 pictures from your 9 messages.
This is impressive.
:@ ]

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blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)

40 lashes for thou!

Then a firing squad!
:P

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)

Wasn't Lil Mo off East-Enders?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)

*irons embassy*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)

clearly not

due to that sniper dot

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)

That's horrible

You can clean my screen off if you like

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)

is that some new yoof slang that I am not familiar with?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)

I managed to hold it in that time.

Bastard :D

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)

*sips tea*

*glees*

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)

Judging by the laser sight dot on the head, I'd guess not

Edit : Damn you, discomeats! *sulks*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)

And you can help

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)

What's the dot?

Is he cable-ready?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)

I'd better go before I choke to death

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)

Haha!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)

always a worry is suprise choking

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:39, archived)

Although I actually prefer it to planned choking

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:39, archived)

Do you usually plan your choking?

I mean, besides for "chicken choking" time.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)

That's more of a spur of the moment thing with me...

...which is why I can't use public transport any more =)

Also:

www.b3ta.com/board/7832040

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)

Now why didn't I think of that?

We've got 20 of them at home.
My youngest kid named the meanest cock after himself.
We had one named General Sao, and I think there was a Kung Pao in there too.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)

Next time dad gets a chicken (He has a few and for *some reason* they keep dying)

I'm going to make him name it Choke.

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)

\o/

It'll be especially amusing if he asks you why and then doesn't understand when you explain =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)

mmmn

Maybe I should repost this in the animal suicides compo!

(empois, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)

There's only one place for you, infidel..

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blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)

Yup.... Looks that way...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)

...

(londoner, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)

pfft!

probably not. We demand the baby be shot!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:43, archived)

sigh.™

edit...

I was planning on a Russian doll dildo that kept extending....probably nsfw

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WOLF .™, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)

chicken slag

when will it ever end.

(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)

not while she's such an easy lay

*sets fire to coat*
*leaves*

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)

I don't get it.

What's the

yoke?

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blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)

it's hard to say, it's a bit scrambled

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)

All white, calm down

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:39, archived)

but who came first?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)

Oh noes, it's a chav kid!

It must be, it's wearing a shell suit

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)

oh.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................dear me

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Just Flange, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)

^ this

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)

You make me chick!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)

Yeah, well you're only supposed to be reading my posts...

...not meringue me!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)

Psssst

Keep missing you :) Congrats on the new job *hugs*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)

Thanks miss!

*fondles bumcheeks*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)

psst

You're supposed to fondle HER bumcheeks. Not your own...

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)

D'oh!

My mistake, I'll try again

*fondles Heffrey's bumcheeks*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)

Wrong wrong wrong!

Hm...

No, wait. Don't go away just yet!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)

hahahaa

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)

If I had a pet chicken I'd call it "Choke"

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)

weren't you the guy with the monkey called spank?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)

New backpack range

bindone?

(JediHomer Weebles wobble, some fall down, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)

yes

when I was 4

(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)

but the skingraft sorted you out right as rain?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)

simon weston copied my look

bastard

(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)

hahaha

*feels obligation to post a comment*

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)

That's one way to top oneself.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)

I spent many stoned happy hours in Belize

watching leaf cutter ants go about their business, they're ace

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fuscous, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)

me brother went there

said there was plenty of pot

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)

It's a great place

most fun I had in Central America

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fuscous, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)

Thanks ants

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)

thants

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)

40 lashes of ginger beer.

Widescreen

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)

that bear can move

edit: also, woo

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)

hahaha!!

oi loiks that oi does!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)

*widescreens*

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)

my clicking finger's getting callouses this week.

nice one.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)

haha

grand

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)

hmm

that child has one leg

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)

Here's Darth Vader walking his kitten

... for some reason.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)

because it needs the exercise?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)

if you only knew the purr of the Dark Side

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)

Use the litter tray, Luke

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)

The paws are strong with this one

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)

*force chokes*

*coughs up hairball*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)

i would have said he's more of a house rabbit person....

pffft!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)

Does it like fish?

I find your lack of plaice disturbing.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)

Silly Darth,

you used too much starch on your cape!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)

I've got a tshirt with him with an AT AT walker on a lead:D

Woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)

Shit, he's got a floating cat!!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)

Cat, he's got a floating shit!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)

He's floating a catch gotit

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)

He's using the force

(

ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)

Shit - cat has force!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)

Cat has force shit!

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)

Floating Shit!

*forces cat*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)

*forces floating cat shit*

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)

force the shit?

I only know of forced chicken

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)

Yay for Darth Vader walking his kitten

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)

brilliant!

i had to *click* the 'i like this' only because there is no 'i love this'!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)

He needs one of these..

:@ )

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blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)

That's rather fucking woosome

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)

Ta!

*slips fiver*

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blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)

Hurrah!

*spends on sweets and crisps*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:39, archived)

Also opens doors... with extreme prejudice.

Has trouble navigating over dental floss however.

(Rogue Sausage, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)

Y E S !

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:43, archived)

Arf!

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blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)

Hahaha!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)

*swoons*

this wins pies

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)

he's going to kill it with a tray

(waxdart hello., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)

Quick, dirty and pretty dubious...

but does anyone else get this?
Everytime he's on the telly, I get that song on the internal jukebox.

(Udidin is chuffed to have made the newsletter, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)

Voulez-who?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

nope.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

Dancing Seam?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

arf!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)

Dancing Queen?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)

3 feet high and RISing

I fear.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)

where do we go from here, is it down to the lake

i fear

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)

I I I I I I

I I I I I I I I

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)

\o/

Ring (ring) ring (ring) ring (ring) ring (ring)
La la love plus one

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

(sax solo)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)

Gonna have to listen to that now

*heads to cr3ation*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)

have this

forsalebyownergallery.homestead.com//02_-_Love_Plus_One.mp3

very few pop songs can pull of a good glockenspiel.

as this proves

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)

It's not just you.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)

arf

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

Kenneth!

How goes?
Did I hear you got a new job?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

'lo bloke!

I don't know, did you hear I got a new job?

Yes, I did, at Derby hospital - it'll be a 10 minute walk instead of a 2 hour drive! \o/

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)

Braw!

nice one :)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)

Yay and congrats!

The new job you don't know is always more exciting than the shit job you're stuck in.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)

True words.

Also, a shit job 10 minutes from home is better than a shit job 2 hours from home.

Also: 'ning! How's life over there?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)

Not too shabby, all things considered.

How's the lovely Jessie reacting to your new job so close to home?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)

Well, she's only human mate.

Therefore, she's obviously ecstatic that she'll get to spend more time in my wonderful* presence =)

*yet very modest

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)

Well, let's face it

Who wouldn't in her circumstances?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)

Fucken hell!

Don't they know HE'S NOT A REAL SURGEON?

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)

Ha!

Real, shmeal. I know how to use a knife, and I got registrars to sew for me.

What more do you want?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)

is our lord

a scorpio?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)

Scorpio?

Eh?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)

i was being oblique and tenuous

there was a novel or a movie called scorpio rising....
/coat

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)

I had a seam?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)

Nevermind then

bleh.

Check filename if you can be at all arsed, it's probably not worth the effort though.

(Udidin is chuffed to have made the newsletter, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

In fairness

I have no idea who he is

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

isn't he off the news?

or summit

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)

'fuck me, there's a bald man on the stage'?

by abba

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)

i'm guessing he's ben ando

who ever the hell he is.

here he is:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/breakfast/reporters/4559613.stm

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)

ooh so it's

Andoooo, ando, ando, ando, ando, andooo

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)

No, apparently it's Concorde, Eurostar and Cartoons

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)

*chokes on tea*

*realises she has no tea*
*goes to make tea*
*returns*
*chokes on tea*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)

choke, choke, choke!

;)

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)

Ah, that was on their B sides collection, right?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)

quite right

that, and Waterloser, Dancing Queer and Money Monkey Manuel

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)

who is this guy?

some kind of 1970's popstar or something?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)

sorted (click to see the gif)

Click for bigger (127KB)

(kingwu, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)

hahaha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)

Palpatine's up to his old tricks again

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

hahaha!

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

Hahaahaaaa

aceness!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)

Pffft!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

New Odd-Fish episode.

Clickity for readable

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)

Hahahaha

I hear it's a lil hole now. I still have a 3 inch scar.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)

3 little holes

One through the belly button, then a couple at the sides. They inflate you for it.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)

can you fit a normal 3-pin plug?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

Nah, you need an adaptor

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)

the mind boggles...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)

They do!

They inflate you so they can see what they're doing, do all the snippy-snippy bit, then squeeze as much back out as they can. But it's the main reason why patients spend days farting after keyhole surgery....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

the mind no longer boggles

but it is somewhat grossed out...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)

It's great surgery to watch though

It's up on the telly for all to see

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)

Can you watch your own surgery?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)

fuck that, in holland you can now carry out your own surgery, small operations under local anaesthetic, i saw a guy on TV removing a nuisance mole from his stomach. i nearly boked at the idea.

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Just Flange, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)

Brawtastic!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)

Haha fab

as normal.

How long do these take you to draw?

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)

Four to five hours.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

I figured it would be - or even more.

Time well spent I'd say!

Great stuff.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)

that's lovely

yay...

and the AKIRA poster !!! :)

Nice one.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)

Well spotted!

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

hahahaha!!

i had a similar feeling when i was nipper when i first heard about the spiders that you might eat in the night!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)

It's the ones that eat YOU you have to worry about

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

I yam enjoying Odd-Fish

muchly!

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)

this is lovely

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)

Awwwww, that's sad

I love your drawing style :)

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)

excellent stuff.

woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)

Lovely!

Please keep on with this - I'm beginning to look forward to these as much as SA.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

Hurrah!

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)

Hahaha

poor little thing!

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

Aww... That's eleventy different kinds of ace!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)

You lost that game

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

Yeah, but everyone else is a winner =)

'ning! *squeezles*

Y'alreet?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)

super.

*fears*

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)

haha! High wooings from me.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)

arf!

*click* & woo!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)

haha

I love you

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)

Mourning the lack of hippos on the board?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)

yay!

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)

Inspired by your earlier post

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)

Yours is a lovely hippo!

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)

That's rather lovely :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)

Invisi-hippo!

Lully!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)

Waow!

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)

THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME!

RAR!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)

I resisted in the previous hippo thread

but i can resist no more

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)

Frankly I'm offended

that you didn't get your hippo-tits out for me.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)

oh I so nearly did

so very nearly

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)

I mean, look at 'em

phowar!
ooo er!

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)

lorksalordy!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

nice flaps

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

i'm here somewhere

b3ta.com/board/6575932

the world famous hippo thread.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)

I had quite forgotten that day

my oh my

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)

I just laughed far too lopudly

and had to show my colleague what i was looking at.

cheers waspy

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

pffttt...

i can see your hippo's possum tongue!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)

Lully!

Is s/he...
a) yawning?
b) shouting at me?
c) chewing with his/her mouth open?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)

Shouting at you for chewing with your mouth open

Through a yawn

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)

In that case, have my hippo...

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

What the hell is going on with her figure?

She's all wonky!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

so would you be after laying with a hippo!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)

We're talking 19th century corsetry, m'lady

Extreme figure training!!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

Even so, she just looks plain WRONG

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)

Well, in my defense

I didn't draw her
And she's probably s'posed to represent some 19th century caricature of feminine idealism, or summat.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

that's lubbly

I really like your style.

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)

i shall call him pete.

and i'll hugs him and feed him and take him for walks..

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)

She's very offended

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

tough shit!!

get in that cage pete, you fat bastard!!
and if you mess it, you sleep in it!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

That's triffic!

I like that she doesn't shave her pubes . . .
like most hippos I know . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

Only on b3ta would that be a reasonable critique....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)

Spoooky!

I've just been teaching a pre-intermediate English class to a bunch of nice Poles, and for some reason the conversation kept returning to the graceful hippopotamus!

OooooooooEEEEEEEEEoooooooeeeEEEEEEEEE etc.

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blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

there's university facilities for hippos

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)

I'm not surprised they locked her up!

Click for more

(IcantLive Needs sleep, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)

We know.

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ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)

wasn't she in New Order?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)

COCK!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)

me too!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)

Cock off, there's a good chap

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)

He is the uber-horsefiend.

I got stung twice yesterday. Not clicking anything ever again.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)

hehe, be interesting to know what will happen when she comes out

/although anyone who's anyone these days always check links before clicking on them, so no luck with horses

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)

woah, she's gay too?

sensational!

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Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

why is

everyone having a go for posting a BBC news mash that's clearly shiopped?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)

the 'link' originally went to 'horses'

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)

Well more fool them for clicking

"Horses" is like farts - always funny

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)

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