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# I just got some odd spam:
Cut / paste:

"I Have The Opportunity Of Transferring The Left Over Funds ($9.5Million) USD of One of our Bank Clients Who Died Along With His Entire Family In Kenya Plane Crash 2003. I use this as an opportunity to scam you out of your money."

Eh?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:51, archived)
# thanks for sharing, now please kindly fuck off.
FAQ
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
# tetchy
I just thought it was funny. Nice to see some honesty for once.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)
# You want /talk for that
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)
# You should definitely take them up on it.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
# every time I see this now I think of the Captain's wedding dress
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:54, archived)
# LOL!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:54, archived)
# myarharharcatsyarharhar
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Oh lawdy.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:54, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Hey Prof!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Woo!
I get a chance to use this!!

(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:58, archived)
# The higher res version of that is great.
I wonder if the photographer had excellent reflexes, or if it was just luck.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 12:03, archived)
# I saw it on /links at the weekend
...and it just screamed Fail!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Do you have a link to the hi res version?
I love the expressions in this :-)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Original post on /links
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Cheers
That is awesome. So much detail on the globules of beer suspended in mid air.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Tis indeed...
but I am suspicious it was staged - why are both meals pushed off to one side?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Oh DO fuck off, you cretinous fuckwad
/unreasonable blog
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 12:11, archived)
# silly


'ning b3ta
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)
# It's worse than that- he's dead, JimBob.
Oh great, now that's in my head.

*goes slowly insane*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost for compo...
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:47, archived)
# nice
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)
# so the game begins
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)
# i just shat myself
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
This. Is. Brillysocks.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I have hunted and successfully tracked a rhino.
Not to kill it, you understand, just out of interest.

www.mad4ponies.com/acatalog/bargain_bucket.html
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)
# What did it do?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)
# tagged him quickly and ran off
he is still IT
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:38, archived)
# I've got varying images of Manley in clown costume and ladies underwear now.
And it isn't even Thursday.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:39, archived)
# There was a tame rhino at another farm I stopped at in Kenya -
it was a wild beast, but just hung around the farm.

I am not sure whether watching a squaddie dry hump a rhino is something to be proud of.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Were you or he wearing ladies underwear?
That would expediate what I'm doing somewhat.


Minus or plus ten points for use of the word expediate, I can't be bothered to check if I'm using it correctly or not.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Well, we took a rest after an hour or so they are relatively easy to track, having unusual three-hooved feet.
Then one of the Maasai who were with us told us that he could see the rhino.

This was unexpected and we were all peering over the brush behind us. None of us could see the rhino.

Then the rhino which was about 4' from us stood up - we had all been looking somewhat further away - and fucked off at the hurry-up.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:40, archived)
# I followed a ginger cat halfway up the street once
/urban tracker blog
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Talking into your lapel, I bet.
Opposite hand pressing in your tragus to give the look of earpluggy thing.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:43, archived)
# for outstanding use of 'tragus'
I award you this invisible owl:















(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)
# \o/
I shall call him Wol. No, Solid Snake. No, Wol.

No, Solid Wol.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:47, archived)
# BIG WOL.
NAKED WOL.
WOLDEN.
COLONEL WOL.
METAL GEAR WOL.
DEEPWOL.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Metal Gear Wol's quite good.
Wol McClain?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Master Wol?
Liquid Wol.
METAL GEAR WOLID.

I apologise, I haven't enjoyed Metal Gear Solid for a while, it's a bit of a theme when it gets in my head.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:51, archived)
# WINNAR!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:56, archived)
# You hung around with the Maasai? Manwife'd love to be you for a day.
You should have patted it on the nose, I would have done. And possibly died, but still. Awwlovelyrhino etc.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:41, archived)
# you're full of shit
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)
# haha :) fantastic
Frankly, I'm happy to let him win.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)
# As i mentioned this morning.
Hippy B3taday.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)
# hahahahaha!
*clicked
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
Fucking brilliant!

I had to come out of lurking mode just to tell you =]
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:36, archived)
# I endorse this statement
with a little less successful than you lurking ability
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:38, archived)
# To be honest, I was just being lazy and glancing at the screen in between naps
Now I'm up and about and avoiding work, but this was extra special =]
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:39, archived)
# why ta, it took me all of a minute to do
i love to put my heart and soul into my animations
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Well, no matter how long it took, it's lovely
I think the absurd speed and lossy nature makes it marvelous.

*strokes beard knowingly*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:45, archived)
# hahahaha
fucking magic!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:39, archived)
# * Spangs...

"Your it!"

How about an image challenge for "Kids Games"?

(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:43, archived)
# hahaha, wonderful :)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)
# pffft!
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:07, archived)
# This is no mere cold.
Somehow; I've contracted Ebola.
*cough*

I missed Friday.
Gimmie a Friday calibre suggestion for something to draw.
*wheeze*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Have you been licking me?
That's how Nibus got it. Ebola tastes of lime, you see.

Something to draw? Could you do a manga stylee Pam Grier? That'd be awesome, she was so sexy in the 70s.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)
# I've been ill for a week now with the bad flu.

I blame the French.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Damn the French.
Damn them all.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)
# It must be them.

How else could you explain the excess of phlegm in the later stages of the disease?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:36, archived)
# I have puss coming out of my eyes.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Pus.
Unless you've got a severe case of Cat Infested Face.

Which'd be kind of awesome.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:40, archived)
# The latest version of the super-snotty cold
comes with a dose of the squits once you stop snotting.

Just thought you'd like to know.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Don't tell me that.
I'm sniffly.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:51, archived)
# OK, maybe I was just pinching my nose too hard
last time I blew...
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:56, archived)
# You're thinking of the Welsh.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:54, archived)
# i'm fighting fit
and i still blame the french.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)
# if that isn't available on a T shirt
it bloody well should be
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)
# This all over with bells and sequins and that manmakeup the army use.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:44, archived)
# needs more burning sheep :)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)
# And armpit hair.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Tycho Brahe gently coaxing a maggot from Dustin Gee's corpse using a slice of bacon wrapped in muslin
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)
# super happy employees cheering for friday!
hope you get well soon =(
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Cliff Richard
dying of radiation exposure.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Good call.
I'd like to see full on radiation sickness here.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:36, archived)
# I want that mug
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)
# fight you for it
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)
# *wrestles*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Manley having a poo
and a squirrel with tits.

Pleas?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Cock!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Two filet o' fish - no tartare sauce , large fries, large chocolate shake and an apple pie
Yes, I know I'll have to go wait in the grill bay...
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Ooooh...
...and a barbeque sauce
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)
# a cute little girl with golden curls
with a hair lip and cleft pallet suspended upside down in the basement of a disused slaughter house whatching romanian gypsies repetedly rape her greandad with meat hooks and logs knowing that when her grandad stops screaming they will then turn on her
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Have you ever thought of a career in
erotic fiction?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:38, archived)
# needs more yiff

(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:41, archived)
# A pig giving itself a vasectomy.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:39, archived)
# squirrel bukkake!


ps: at least it's not stomach flu, that is pure evil...
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:41, archived)
# The face of 2008 - Jim Bowen
wanking forlornly onto the rotting tits of a dead chihuaua
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:45, archived)
# your replies to JJ's requests are the highlight of my week
*fawns*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:47, archived)
# *strokes hair*
*forces cock between lips*

I'll try and put a little more effort in then
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:49, archived)
# As you are ill
how about the sequential art team going on a "Fantastic Voyage" inside Jolly Jack to destroy the germs.

Naturally some form of debigulator will be required.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Please
draw a sexy virus that would make everyone feel better about peeing through their bumholes.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 12:24, archived)
# a dutch rollercoaster
with windmills










and breasts i suppose
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 12:28, archived)
# How the SA crew deal with their colds
Or Chloe...

Or Helga...
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)
# disappear in smoke


well, almost
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)
# I am confused, but it's very pretty.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)
# salutes
to Psychedelic Warlord
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)
# And I'm telling you
that it ain't no lie ♫ ♪
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Woo!
Is that Ozric Tentacles?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Full of Painty goodness...
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Well executed :)
Does he have to stand like that until the true king comes along?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Or until someone decides to throw him in a lake.
Happy b3taday.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Poor bugger.
Cheers
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)
# We've had this conversation.
Stop chucking boys under the age of 18 in large bodies of water. you're like the AquaHerod.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)
# How many AA bateries does take?
Must cost you a fortune to run...
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)
# *pushes a little further*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)
# "Ooooh, yeah"
arghh! Me lungs!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:17, archived)
# There are so many good bits in that!
*clicks*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:18, archived)
# *flaunts superlative letters*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Ooooohhh!
Get you!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)
# *flashes a bit of A*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)
# So long as you don't start showing us all your P.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I could show you a bit of R instead.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Now that I'd like to C
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Almost text-speak
Do I kill you or not?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)
# do it l8r
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)
# *hammers*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)
# rofl i dnt no
lol
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)
# It's a doughnut because it's made of dough.
American's make their's with do.
edit: Oh, and woo to the picture :) very informative.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Do, and copious amounts of sugar made out of black people's tears.
FACT.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:21, archived)
# happy b3taday
and woo to freebs.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)
# cheers
help yourself to cake.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)
# mmmm
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Bwahahahahahahaha!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
*waits*

:)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)
# "I'll give you my earring for a doughnut"
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Arf-age!
:)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)
# The one on the right doesn't taste as nice, I know.
:)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Is it not just because they are made of dough?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Distinct lack of hummus....
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Me and Mr Jones.....
We've got a thiiiiiiing going o-o-on....

Edit- I've just realised Mr Jones is my Granddad. Ewww.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:18, archived)
# i actually think this is funny
*click*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea Roast.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)
# *Claps*
*clicks*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:17, archived)
# It has been done
but I do like that people have heard of this film.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)
# how could they not have?
It's one of the most influential movies of all time!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)
# You try telling that to my old film class.
Half of them hadn't even heard of Nosferatu.

OR GARY BLOODY OLDMAN.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)
# People can live with out
Gary Oldman, he's hardly a doyen of cinema.

To have no knowledge of Nosferatu is almost unforgivable though.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:36, archived)
# He's one of the most famous British actors alive at the present time.
Doyen or not.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)
# And that bothers me.
Although I did quite like him in Batman Begins - it goes some way towards redemption for Dracula.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Soccer Dog: European Cup?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)
# yes
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)
# WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB
*scuttles*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Ding! Ding!


Hes totally got this.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I want to see Raging Mull
with some homicidal bagpipes player.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Raging Bill
...you could just put an unedited pic of Bill Hicks (gawdrestissoul) in there...
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)
# very nice.
Get on with it then.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Paging Bull...
Please pick up the green courtesy phone
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:18, archived)
# *picks up phone with hoof* MOOOOOO?
Edit- I just made myself laugh with this so much.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)
# that's customer service for you
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)
# So boring anything seems funny.
/hates working in customer service blog
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)
# I've just spent the last 10 minutes googling cow noises :D
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Put 'em in a stew
Or just make cocks out of them!

(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)
# CCC!
Crudely Constructed Cocks! :D
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Most overused source in the compo?
Probably...
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)
# haha!!
GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)
# WE CAN'T GO BELOW 10/15 THREADS AS CHALLENGE ENTRIES, THE BUS WILL EXPLODE.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Sorry
All I could hear was 'nyom nyom nyom, this cock tastes great! nyom nyom nyom' on that post. Mind repeating that?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)
# WE CAN'T GO BELOW 10/15 THREADS AS CHALLENGE ENTRIES, THE BUS WILL EXPLODE.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Ahhh...
i understand.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Quick! Somebody invest themselves with AUTHORITY
and shout in BOLD CAPS every time they think somebody has transgressed board rules!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)
# I HOPE YOU'RE NOT ACCUSING ME OF SOMETHING HERE, BUSTER
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:09, archived)
# No no.
I think you're doing a perfectly admirable job of that yourself.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)
# I DON'T CARE FOR RULES. YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)
# are you going to use your superior interlect and wit to sort out /board now instead of talk?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Fuck no.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Excellent!
MeowsrnnnmeowSNARF
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha!
That's ace!

Have a quick and shit one!

and try not to get the song in your head!

:D
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Too late...
*sings*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I been singing it all frickin' ning!
Sorry

:)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Hahaha!!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:50, archived)
# hahahahahahaahahahahaahaha
sums it up perfectly
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Genius!
;)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yup, it most certainly is! :D
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)
# ALSO, THIS ONE IS PRETTY FUNNY TOO. I MIGHT POP A FUCKING VEIN IF THIS TREND CONTINUES.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Excellent!
Yay!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry] glowsticks, not tiny light sabers
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)
# WHY DID YOU DO IT? JUST TELL ME WHY YOU HATE B3TA SO MUCH.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)
# i don't understand,
what's your problem?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:51, archived)
# WHY DID YOU DO IT?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Only for the hardcore, only for the hardcore, only for the hardcore Chow Yun FA-AT!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Surely the hardcore
Yul Bryner?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Yeah that's what I said.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Brill!
:) 3 good 'uns in a row
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:51, archived)
# *high five*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# I count several.
Today is already a good day.

Despite the fact that I'm at bastard work.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Chortle! :D
That should radically change the 'teach me how to dance' scene...
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Hahaha
GLOWSTICKS!!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Lovely
Woo
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)
# well that's me spent
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Awesome.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)
# He looks thoroughly bored with his journey.
Very nice, woo
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)
# It's because he hasn't had a drink for 12 seconds
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Poor bastard.
I feel the same way.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:49, archived)
# A very happy b3taday to you
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Cheers, and cheers to mediocre
/lazy
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)
# That's all manner of Woo
lovely :)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Hooray!
that's splendid.

now go and hydrate.

i'm looking forward to the ironman film.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)
# the trailer looks fantastic
except for the torching those pesky A-rabs bit which is a little dodgy if you ask me.

Did you see the first camcorder version of it that had the audiences reaction, where they wooped and cheered at the line about killing everything was the American way. Very disturbing.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:50, archived)
# what's wrong with torching a-rabs?
are we not meant to be doing that now?

*sets time circuits for the middle ages*

*adjusts flux capacitor*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Sounds about right to me...
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Super stuff!
WOO
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:49, archived)
# beautiful
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Houpla!
This is awesome!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:03, archived)
# /delurks
Awesome! Obviously the wrong day to be busy at work, ah well
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Good!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning! This is either very clever,

or way too tenuous, you decide...
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:37, archived)
# too...many...variables...
but woo
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:38, archived)
# *rubs thighs*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:39, archived)
# I love this
But then i always did like Tina Turner
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:42, archived)
# I'm just here to shout at people now.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:43, archived)
# yefh, that all fheems in correct order.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# U izth rinthing Ur ladyzth?
LOLZ!!1!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably more exciting...
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:34, archived)
# hahaha
nicely
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:35, archived)
# He spent much of the race berind the others
Juicey what I did there?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:38, archived)
# The famous LeMons!
24 Sour Race!


(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:43, archived)
# You made that up, didn't you?
Don't lime to me
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:44, archived)
# It's true I cannot lie
I don't want things to turn Ugli
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Haha, that pun was grape,fruit always has me in stitches.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I'm glad you liked the pun
My citrics would disagree






/gets coat
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I'm just glad I'm inside, the weather is starting to get a little inclement-ine
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Oh my
That's awesome, as good as the chap who used the line "Kumquat may" the last time I had a fruit based pun off!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 12:01, archived)
# kumquat mae
is a restaurant in Sheffield, England

www.sheffieldrestaurant.co.uk/restaurants/Nether-Edge/KumQuat-Mae/

can't remember the last time I was in Sheffield
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)
# hahahahha
nice
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Appologies for the quick poor punnage

would look through for binduns but theres only so many posts
a man can look at! :O
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:27, archived)
# PROTIP:
If it's in this challenge, it's been done.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:29, archived)
# *makes notes*
thanks
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:30, archived)
# COCKTIP:
No advice - just wanted to say that out loud.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Purple
or pink depending on action
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Is spotty bad?
I mean, like, green spots and stuff.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:42, archived)
# ooooh
*doctor alert!*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Houtini!
...I think. I don't know, the most attention I've ever paid to Star Wars is Lego Star Wars.

J'aime la Trek. PLG - Pour Le Gagne.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:30, archived)
# but these little critters
always seemed irresistable to me. even in French!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:31, archived)
# sexually irrestistible?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:32, archived)
# we all have our little secrets
mine is a sexual fascination with midgets dressed in sack clothes with Christmas lights on a pair of sunglasses.
I think. Then again I could be inventing that. Oh and the sexual thing also ;)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Sexual fascinations?
Manwife (luckily, for he is pretty damn sexy), gay blokes and straight women. My libido hates me (mostly).
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:37, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:33, archived)
# The little pots of Fruitini were lovely when I were wee.
Now they're all crap.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Nice job on the hoodie teeth!

'ning all
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:38, archived)
# nings medi
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:39, archived)
# nice teeth
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Horray for Jawas!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)
[challenge entry] When challenges collide


Badly.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:22, archived)
# haha gronkpan is going to rape you.
:)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:23, archived)
# goodly!
:D
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:24, archived)
# *predicts WRATH OF GRONKPAN*
also, 4 hours of extras? fucking hell
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:24, archived)
# APHEX THE MINK DID THIS.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:25, archived)
# I believe three hours of it is the crew orgy.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:25, archived)
# I'm well looking forward to that.
As this year myself and my best friend's goal is to start setting up our very own production company. Oooooh, tis exciting.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:27, archived)
# for orgies?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:29, archived)
# 2012!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I presume you mean for filming short and humourous films?
/innocent
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Not porn, no.
That's going to be my own venture built on the back of this, hopefully around 2012ish.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:30, archived)
# You plan things well in advance.
I haven't decided what I'll be doing next week yet
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I'm giving us four years to make our money back before I start
Which is a little optimistic, but never mind.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Well, good luck with it.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Thank you very much!
I already have a beret.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Then you can't fail
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:36, archived)
# That's the plan.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:39, archived)
# I'd like to make fillums
but I'm too fastidious

and also have no money/knowledge/skill etc
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Between us myself and the aforementioned have some skill
Her more than me, as she was involved in film making in the late 1990s/ealy 2000s, and I've got some camerawork and technical experience under my belt- mainly though, we're working on guerilla tactics and sheer graft to see us through.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:38, archived)
# good stuff
this deserves success in extra large spadeloads
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Thank you!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
Oak trees tend not to grow apples though ;)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:25, archived)
# *pokes with carefully constructed pokything made out of drinking straws and tape*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:26, archived)
# pffft
Oh yeah!

I mean, they're big acorns!

:P
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Stop bragging about the size of your acorns.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Arglebargle!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:45, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Hahaha
nicely!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)

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