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I just got some odd spam:
Cut / paste: "I Have The Opportunity Of Transferring The Left Over Funds ($9.5Million) USD of One of our Bank Clients Who Died Along With His Entire Family In Kenya Plane Crash 2003. I use this as an opportunity to scam you out of your money." Eh?
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Bob the Scutter ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:51,
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thanks for sharing, now please kindly fuck off.
FAQ
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Just Flange ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:52,
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tetchy
I just thought it was funny. Nice to see some honesty for once.
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Bob the Scutter ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 12:04,
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You want /talk for that
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 12:21,
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You should definitely take them up on it.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:52,
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:52,
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every time I see this now I think of the Captain's wedding dress
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:54,
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LOL!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:54,
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myarharharcatsyarharhar
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:52,
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Oh lawdy.
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:54,
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:55,
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Hey Prof!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 12:02,
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Woo!
I get a chance to use this!!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:58,
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The higher res version of that is great.
I wonder if the photographer had excellent reflexes, or if it was just luck.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 12:03,
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I saw it on /links at the weekend
...and it just screamed Fail!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 12:10,
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Do you have a link to the hi res version?
I love the expressions in this :-)
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Mr._Pickles ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 12:13,
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Original post on /links
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 12:15,
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Cheers
That is awesome. So much detail on the globules of beer suspended in mid air.
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Mr._Pickles ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 12:30,
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Tis indeed...
but I am suspicious it was staged - why are both meals pushed off to one side?
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 13:49,
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Oh DO fuck off, you cretinous fuckwad
/unreasonable blog
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 12:11,
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silly
'ning b3ta
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:46,
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It's worse than that- he's dead, JimBob.
Oh great, now that's in my head. *goes slowly insane*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:47,
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Repost for compo...
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:47,
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nice
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:48,
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so the game begins
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mongychops ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:33,
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i just shat myself
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:34,
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HAHAHAHA!
This. Is. Brillysocks.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:34,
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I have hunted and successfully tracked a rhino.
Not to kill it, you understand, just out of interest.www.mad4ponies.com/acatalog/bargain_bucket.html
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:34,
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What did it do?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:37,
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tagged him quickly and ran off
he is still IT
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mongychops ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:38,
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I've got varying images of Manley in clown costume and ladies underwear now.
And it isn't even Thursday.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:39,
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There was a tame rhino at another farm I stopped at in Kenya -
it was a wild beast, but just hung around the farm. I am not sure whether watching a squaddie dry hump a rhino is something to be proud of.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:41,
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Were you or he wearing ladies underwear?
That would expediate what I'm doing somewhat. Minus or plus ten points for use of the word expediate, I can't be bothered to check if I'm using it correctly or not.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:43,
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Well, we took a rest after an hour or so they are relatively easy to track, having unusual three-hooved feet.
Then one of the Maasai who were with us told us that he could see the rhino. This was unexpected and we were all peering over the brush behind us. None of us could see the rhino. Then the rhino which was about 4' from us stood up - we had all been looking somewhat further away - and fucked off at the hurry-up.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:40,
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I followed a ginger cat halfway up the street once
/urban tracker blog
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:41,
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Talking into your lapel, I bet.
Opposite hand pressing in your tragus to give the look of earpluggy thing.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:43,
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for outstanding use of 'tragus'
I award you this invisible owl:
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:46,
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\o/
I shall call him Wol. No, Solid Snake. No, Wol. No, Solid Wol.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:47,
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BIG WOL.
NAKED WOL. WOLDEN. COLONEL WOL. METAL GEAR WOL. DEEPWOL.
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:49,
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Metal Gear Wol's quite good.
Wol McClain?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:50,
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Master Wol?
Liquid Wol. METAL GEAR WOLID. I apologise, I haven't enjoyed Metal Gear Solid for a while, it's a bit of a theme when it gets in my head.
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:51,
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WINNAR!
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:56,
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You hung around with the Maasai? Manwife'd love to be you for a day.
You should have patted it on the nose, I would have done. And possibly died, but still. Awwlovelyrhino etc.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:41,
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you're full of shit
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:59,
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haha :) fantastic
Frankly, I'm happy to let him win.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:35,
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As i mentioned this morning.
Hippy B3taday.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:35,
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hahahahaha!
*clicked
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:35,
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HAHAHAHAHA
Fucking brilliant! I had to come out of lurking mode just to tell you =]
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:36,
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I endorse this statement
with a little less successful than you lurking ability
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:38,
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To be honest, I was just being lazy and glancing at the screen in between naps
Now I'm up and about and avoiding work, but this was extra special =]
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:39,
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why ta, it took me all of a minute to do
i love to put my heart and soul into my animations
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mongychops ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:39,
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Well, no matter how long it took, it's lovely
I think the absurd speed and lossy nature makes it marvelous. *strokes beard knowingly*
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:45,
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hahahaha
fucking magic!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:39,
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* Spangs...
"Your it!" How about an image challenge for "Kids Games"?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:43,
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hahaha, wonderful :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:48,
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pffft!
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mutated monty ,
Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:07,
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This is no mere cold.
Somehow; I've contracted Ebola. *cough* I missed Friday. Gimmie a Friday calibre suggestion for something to draw. *wheeze*
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:30,
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Have you been licking me?
That's how Nibus got it. Ebola tastes of lime, you see. Something to draw? Could you do a manga stylee Pam Grier? That'd be awesome, she was so sexy in the 70s.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:31,
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I've been ill for a week now with the bad flu.
I blame the French.
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:31,
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Damn the French.
Damn them all.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:32,
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It must be them.
How else could you explain the excess of phlegm in the later stages of the disease?
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:36,
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I have puss coming out of my eyes.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:37,
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Pus.
Unless you've got a severe case of Cat Infested Face. Which'd be kind of awesome.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:40,
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The latest version of the super-snotty cold
comes with a dose of the squits once you stop snotting. Just thought you'd like to know.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:50,
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Don't tell me that.
I'm sniffly.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:51,
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OK, maybe I was just pinching my nose too hard
last time I blew...
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:56,
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You're thinking of the Welsh.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:54,
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i'm fighting fit
and i still blame the french.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:32,
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if that isn't available on a T shirt
it bloody well should be
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:42,
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This all over with bells and sequins and that manmakeup the army use.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:44,
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needs more burning sheep :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:46,
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And armpit hair.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:48,
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Tycho Brahe gently coaxing a maggot from Dustin Gee's corpse using a slice of bacon wrapped in muslin
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:32,
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super happy employees cheering for friday!
hope you get well soon =(
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:33,
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Cliff Richard
dying of radiation exposure.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:34,
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Good call.
I'd like to see full on radiation sickness here.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:36,
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I want that mug
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:35,
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fight you for it
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:35,
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*wrestles*
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:43,
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Manley having a poo
and a squirrel with tits. Pleas?
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:35,
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Cock!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:51,
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Two filet o' fish - no tartare sauce , large fries, large chocolate shake and an apple pie
Yes, I know I'll have to go wait in the grill bay...
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:35,
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Ooooh...
...and a barbeque sauce
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:37,
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a cute little girl with golden curls
with a hair lip and cleft pallet suspended upside down in the basement of a disused slaughter house whatching romanian gypsies repetedly rape her greandad with meat hooks and logs knowing that when her grandad stops screaming they will then turn on her
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mongychops ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:37,
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Have you ever thought of a career in
erotic fiction?
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:38,
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needs more yiff
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:41,
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A pig giving itself a vasectomy.
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__ ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:39,
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squirrel bukkake!
ps: at least it's not stomach flu, that is pure evil...
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Mr. Johnson ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:41,
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The face of 2008 - Jim Bowen
wanking forlornly onto the rotting tits of a dead chihuaua
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:45,
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your replies to JJ's requests are the highlight of my week
*fawns*
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:47,
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*strokes hair*
*forces cock between lips* I'll try and put a little more effort in then
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:49,
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As you are ill
how about the sequential art team going on a "Fantastic Voyage" inside Jolly Jack to destroy the germs. Naturally some form of debigulator will be required.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:53,
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Please
draw a sexy virus that would make everyone feel better about peeing through their bumholes.
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Jumper ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 12:24,
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a dutch rollercoaster
with windmills and breasts i suppose
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Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 12:28,
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How the SA crew deal with their colds
Or Chloe... Or Helga...
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WholeGrain Using the same sig since ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 13:21,
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disappear in smoke
well, almost
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Neffer Vossent rues the day ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:28,
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I am confused, but it's very pretty.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:30,
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salutes
to Psychedelic Warlord
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Neffer Vossent rues the day ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:31,
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And I'm telling you
that it ain't no lie ♫ ♪
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fuscous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:38,
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Woo!
Is that Ozric Tentacles?
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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich? ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:46,
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Full of Painty goodness...
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:25,
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Well executed :)
Does he have to stand like that until the true king comes along?
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:26,
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Or until someone decides to throw him in a lake.
Happy b3taday.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:29,
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Poor bugger.
Cheers
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:31,
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We've had this conversation.
Stop chucking boys under the age of 18 in large bodies of water. you're like the AquaHerod.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:32,
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How many AA bateries does take?
Must cost you a fortune to run...
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:27,
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*pushes a little further*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:29,
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"Ooooh, yeah"
arghh! Me lungs!
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:32,
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:17,
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There are so many good bits in that!
*clicks*
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:18,
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*flaunts superlative letters*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:19,
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Ooooohhh!
Get you!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:24,
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*flashes a bit of A*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:28,
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So long as you don't start showing us all your P.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:29,
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I could show you a bit of R instead.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:30,
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Now that I'd like to C
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:31,
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Almost text-speak
Do I kill you or not?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:32,
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do it l8r
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:33,
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*hammers*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:34,
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rofl i dnt no
lol
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:34,
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It's a doughnut because it's made of dough.
American's make their's with do. edit: Oh, and woo to the picture :) very informative.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:19,
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Do, and copious amounts of sugar made out of black people's tears.
FACT.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:21,
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happy b3taday
and woo to freebs.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:26,
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cheers
help yourself to cake.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:30,
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mmmm
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:24,
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Bwahahahahahahaha!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:24,
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Hahaha!
*waits* :)
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XLVII .uk ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:26,
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"I'll give you my earring for a doughnut"
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:28,
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Arf-age!
:)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:24,
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The one on the right doesn't taste as nice, I know.
:)
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XLVII .uk ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:27,
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:D
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:29,
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Is it not just because they are made of dough?
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:36,
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Distinct lack of hummus....
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:12,
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Me and Mr Jones.....
We've got a thiiiiiiing going o-o-on.... Edit- I've just realised Mr Jones is my Granddad. Ewww.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:18,
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i actually think this is funny
*click*
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:22,
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Pea Roast.
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Avalanche - Purveyor of sexual deviancy since 1976 ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:12,
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*Claps*
*clicks*
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allergic to curry ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:17,
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It has been done
but I do like that people have heard of this film.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:19,
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how could they not have?
It's one of the most influential movies of all time!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:26,
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You try telling that to my old film class.
Half of them hadn't even heard of Nosferatu. OR GARY BLOODY OLDMAN.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:28,
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People can live with out
Gary Oldman, he's hardly a doyen of cinema. To have no knowledge of Nosferatu is almost unforgivable though.
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Avalanche - Purveyor of sexual deviancy since 1976 ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:36,
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He's one of the most famous British actors alive at the present time.
Doyen or not.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:37,
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And that bothers me.
Although I did quite like him in Batman Begins - it goes some way towards redemption for Dracula.
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Avalanche - Purveyor of sexual deviancy since 1976 ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 12:13,
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Soccer Dog: European Cup?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:29,
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yes
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:20,
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WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB
*scuttles*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:22,
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hahaha!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:26,
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:26,
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Ding! Ding!
Hes totally got this.
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germz infecting your interwebs since 2008 ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:01,
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I want to see Raging Mull
with some homicidal bagpipes player.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:09,
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Raging Bill
...you could just put an unedited pic of Bill Hicks (gawdrestissoul) in there...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:12,
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very nice.
Get on with it then.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:17,
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Paging Bull...
Please pick up the green courtesy phone
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:18,
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*picks up phone with hoof* MOOOOOO?
Edit- I just made myself laugh with this so much.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:19,
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that's customer service for you
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:22,
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So boring anything seems funny.
/hates working in customer service blog
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:24,
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I've just spent the last 10 minutes googling cow noises :D
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:29,
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Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Put 'em in a stew
Or just make cocks out of them!
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TeabagSalad Never teabag a troll ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:57,
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CCC!
Crudely Constructed Cocks! :D
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..wil ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:58,
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Most overused source in the compo?
Probably...
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:55,
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haha!!
GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:57,
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WE CAN'T GO BELOW 10/15 THREADS AS CHALLENGE ENTRIES, THE BUS WILL EXPLODE.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:58,
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Sorry
All I could hear was 'nyom nyom nyom, this cock tastes great! nyom nyom nyom' on that post. Mind repeating that?
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:00,
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WE CAN'T GO BELOW 10/15 THREADS AS CHALLENGE ENTRIES, THE BUS WILL EXPLODE.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:01,
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Ahhh...
i understand.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:04,
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Quick! Somebody invest themselves with AUTHORITY
and shout in BOLD CAPS every time they think somebody has transgressed board rules!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:07,
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I HOPE YOU'RE NOT ACCUSING ME OF SOMETHING HERE, BUSTER
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:09,
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No no.
I think you're doing a perfectly admirable job of that yourself.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:11,
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I DON'T CARE FOR RULES. YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:11,
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are you going to use your superior interlect and wit to sort out /board now instead of talk?
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mongychops ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:14,
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Fuck no.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:23,
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Excellent!
MeowsrnnnmeowSNARF
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:59,
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Hahaha!
That's ace! Have a quick and shit one! and try not to get the song in your head! :D
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XLVII .uk ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:00,
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Too late...
*sings*
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:16,
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I been singing it all frickin' ning!
Sorry :)
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XLVII .uk ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:29,
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Hahaha
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:14,
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..
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:48,
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Hahaha!!
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:50,
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hahahahahahaahahahahaahaha
sums it up perfectly
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:50,
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Genius!
;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:52,
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Hahaha!
Yup, it most certainly is! :D
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..wil ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:53,
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ALSO, THIS ONE IS PRETTY FUNNY TOO. I MIGHT POP A FUCKING VEIN IF THIS TREND CONTINUES.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:59,
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Excellent!
Yay!
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XLVII .uk ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:01,
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Hahaha
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:13,
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glowsticks, not tiny light sabers
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:47,
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WHY DID YOU DO IT? JUST TELL ME WHY YOU HATE B3TA SO MUCH.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:48,
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i don't understand,
what's your problem?
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:51,
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WHY DID YOU DO IT?
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:53,
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Hahahahahaha
Only for the hardcore, only for the hardcore, only for the hardcore Chow Yun FA-AT!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:49,
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Surely the hardcore
Yul Bryner?
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Himjim died a little more inside on ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:56,
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Yeah that's what I said.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:12,
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Brill!
:) 3 good 'uns in a row
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:51,
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*high five*
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:52,
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I count several.
Today is already a good day.Despite the fact that I'm at bastard work.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:53,
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Chortle! :D
That should radically change the 'teach me how to dance' scene...
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..wil ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:52,
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Hahaha
GLOWSTICKS!!
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XLVII .uk ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:04,
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Lovely
Woo
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:11,
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well that's me spent
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:45,
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Awesome.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:46,
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He looks thoroughly bored with his journey.
Very nice, woo
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:46,
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It's because he hasn't had a drink for 12 seconds
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:48,
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Poor bastard.
I feel the same way.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:49,
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A very happy b3taday to you
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:53,
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happy b3taday :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:26,
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Cheers, and cheers to mediocre
/lazy
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:27,
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That's all manner of Woo
lovely :)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:47,
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Hooray!
that's splendid. now go and hydrate. i'm looking forward to the ironman film.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:47,
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the trailer looks fantastic
except for the torching those pesky A-rabs bit which is a little dodgy if you ask me. Did you see the first camcorder version of it that had the audiences reaction, where they wooped and cheered at the line about killing everything was the American way. Very disturbing.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:50,
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what's wrong with torching a-rabs?
are we not meant to be doing that now? *sets time circuits for the middle ages* *adjusts flux capacitor*
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:54,
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Sounds about right to me...
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..wil ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:55,
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Super stuff!
WOO
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:49,
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beautiful
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:50,
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Houpla!
This is awesome!
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XLVII .uk ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:03,
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/delurks
Awesome! Obviously the wrong day to be busy at work, ah well
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:10,
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Good!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:34,
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Ning! This is either very clever,
or way too tenuous, you decide...
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..wil ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:37,
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too...many...variables...
but woo
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:38,
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*rubs thighs*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:39,
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I love this
But then i always did like Tina Turner
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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:42,
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I'm just here to shout at people now.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:43,
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yefh, that all fheems in correct order.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:52,
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U izth rinthing Ur ladyzth?
LOLZ!!1!
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..wil ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:57,
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Probably more exciting...
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:34,
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hahaha
nicely
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:35,
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He spent much of the race berind the others
Juicey what I did there?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:38,
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The famous LeMons!
24 Sour Race!
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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:43,
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You made that up, didn't you?
Don't lime to me
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:44,
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It's true I cannot lie
I don't want things to turn Ugli
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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:46,
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Haha, that pun was grape,fruit always has me in stitches.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:47,
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I'm glad you liked the pun
My citrics would disagree /gets coat
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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:21,
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I'm just glad I'm inside, the weather is starting to get a little inclement-ine
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:23,
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Oh my
That's awesome, as good as the chap who used the line "Kumquat may" the last time I had a fruit based pun off!
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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 12:01,
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kumquat mae
is a restaurant in Sheffield, Englandwww.sheffieldrestaurant.co.uk/restaurants/Nether-Edge/KumQuat-Mae/ can't remember the last time I was in Sheffield
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eight ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 13:43,
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hahahahha
nice
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:46,
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Appologies for the quick poor punnage
would look through for binduns but theres only so many posts a man can look at! :O
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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:27,
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PROTIP:
If it's in this challenge, it's been done.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:29,
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*makes notes*
thanks
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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:30,
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COCKTIP:
No advice - just wanted to say that out loud.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:32,
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Purple
or pink depending on action
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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:36,
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Is spotty bad?
I mean, like, green spots and stuff.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:42,
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ooooh
*doctor alert!*
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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 18:29,
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Houtini!
...I think. I don't know, the most attention I've ever paid to Star Wars is Lego Star Wars. J'aime la Trek. PLG - Pour Le Gagne.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:30,
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but these little critters
always seemed irresistable to me. even in French!
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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:31,
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sexually irrestistible?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:32,
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we all have our little secrets
mine is a sexual fascination with midgets dressed in sack clothes with Christmas lights on a pair of sunglasses. I think. Then again I could be inventing that. Oh and the sexual thing also ;)
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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:35,
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Sexual fascinations?
Manwife (luckily, for he is pretty damn sexy), gay blokes and straight women. My libido hates me (mostly).
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:37,
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:33,
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The little pots of Fruitini were lovely when I were wee.
Now they're all crap.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:34,
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Nice job on the hoodie teeth!
'ning all
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:38,
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nings medi
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:39,
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nice teeth
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:46,
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Horray for Jawas!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:47,
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When challenges collide
Badly.
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XLVII .uk ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:22,
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haha gronkpan is going to rape you.
:)
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:23,
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goodly!
:D
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:24,
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*predicts WRATH OF GRONKPAN*
also, 4 hours of extras? fucking hell
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:24,
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APHEX THE MINK DID THIS.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:25,
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I believe three hours of it is the crew orgy.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:25,
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I'm well looking forward to that.
As this year myself and my best friend's goal is to start setting up our very own production company. Oooooh, tis exciting.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:27,
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for orgies?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:29,
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2012!
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:30,
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I presume you mean for filming short and humourous films?
/innocent
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:29,
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Not porn, no.
That's going to be my own venture built on the back of this, hopefully around 2012ish.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:30,
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You plan things well in advance.
I haven't decided what I'll be doing next week yet
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:31,
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I'm giving us four years to make our money back before I start
Which is a little optimistic, but never mind.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:33,
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Well, good luck with it.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:33,
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Thank you very much!
I already have a beret.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:34,
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Then you can't fail
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:36,
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That's the plan.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:39,
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I'd like to make fillums
but I'm too fastidious and also have no money/knowledge/skill etc
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:36,
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Between us myself and the aforementioned have some skill
Her more than me, as she was involved in film making in the late 1990s/ealy 2000s, and I've got some camerawork and technical experience under my belt- mainly though, we're working on guerilla tactics and sheer graft to see us through.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:38,
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good stuff
this deserves success in extra large spadeloads
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:40,
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Thank you!
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:57,
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Hahahahahahahahaha
Oak trees tend not to grow apples though ;)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:25,
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*pokes with carefully constructed pokything made out of drinking straws and tape*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:26,
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pffft
Oh yeah! I mean, they're big acorns! :P
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XLVII .uk ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:26,
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Stop bragging about the size of your acorns.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:28,
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Arglebargle!
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:45,
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:)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:46,
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Hahaha
nicely!
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XLVII .uk ,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:23,
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